OMG!!! I've met too many people like this! I work with someone like this. It's TORTURE. Esp when they say "and the REALLY interesting part is..." blah blah blah!!!
That's something even I have in my bucket list. Let us know when you get to her show. And if you ever can get a photograph with her... All the best! :)
I love you Ellen, every time I have a fight with my family or friends and just feel down I always watch your show and your videos, It ALWAYS cheers me up and makes me wanna smile and laugh! I love you Ellen please keep it up
I’m going to do everything in my power to hopefully one day be on this show!! I love Ellen and her show is amazing. You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time, it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!
I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope one day I can get on this show, I LOVE ELLEN. The thought of that keeps me motivated! You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time; it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!
Omg I really want to meet talia joy and you Ellen I love both of you. You guys r my Heroes you do so much and talia is just amazing I look up to her and
Talia the little cover girl got her wings and I would love if you dedicated a whole show in her honor with some performances and other things in we honor #riptalia
Is anyone else on an Ellen clip spree?
Me! She's the best!
yeps
amy jade goodwin everyone is lol
Guilty here.. and it's 4am
I've been shot!!! That part was too funny
Conversation enders:
"Excuse me I have to visit the ladies/gents"
"Well, I need another drink, I'm just going to head over to the bar"
Ellen you introvert 🤣🤣🤣 i'm watchig this at work and i can't keep myself from laughing. Thats sooo true
you know there is no way out of these Ellen videos
It's the same thing when my parents bump into someone they know .we are supposed to leave and they talk for a long time it seems hours
Or when the neighbors come out at the same time you're getting in or out of the car.
OMG!!! I've met too many people like this! I work with someone like this. It's TORTURE. Esp when they say "and the REALLY interesting part is..." blah blah blah!!!
Or you can just say, "i have diarrhea"
Diarrhea gets you out of everything. True story. ;)
+maivntsum Vang Indeed. I've been using this excuse mostly, for mundane situations with people that I want to get out of. Works always! :D
and also gets everything out of you. ;)
A friend once said that he had to take an enima to someone who called him!
I love you Ellen ! You always make my day !
I need more season! plz ellen! #With love form Thailand
you always know how to cheer me up Elen
Who the hell would dislike this? Ellen is Amazing!
Funny monologue...as always!!! I know those kind of people!!!
Its 2 AM, so this is definitely my last ellen video...
*glances at sidebar*
Well, second last video...
Very true and hits home!
I love her show so much:D
I love her
Thank's Ellen, that was so helpful..
I love you Ellen!
Best Monologue EVER! I just laughed soo hard :D
Ilove ellen show im watching everyday
I always have wanted to meet Ellen
Love it, thank-you.
God I love her!
I love you Ellen
oh ellen, you always seem to have the best advice
Brilliant one and so true too
Thanks for making me laugh :)
Really good analogy Ellen :)
ellen, you just made my day
Thanks for the support! Any and all help sharing my story is greatly appreciated!
love you ellen..i have that problem at times.. hope you and your family a happy and safe weekend:-)
ellen always pulls me back
Love UUUUUUU ELLEN
So funny! Love the jump rope idea. I try to never miss an opportunity to keep my mouth shut :)
those tips are great
I almost cried for a moment..
i love u ellen
Ellen is the only person that actually makes me laugh out loud when I'm watching a video
Hahaha too funny ellen! Thanks for the morning crack up! :D
Such a funny lady!!!!! Hahaha!
she is just genius ❤
This was uploaded on my birthday!!!!!!!
Love Ellen. :)
That's something even I have in my bucket list. Let us know when you get to her show. And if you ever can get a photograph with her... All the best! :)
Lol I love her show
i love ellen!
That is so true about the "on a highway with no exits and you have to pee" feeling! Perfect description, Ellen.
I love you Ellen, every time I have a fight with my family or friends and just feel down I always watch your show and your videos, It ALWAYS cheers me up and makes me wanna smile and laugh! I love you Ellen please keep it up
remember when ellen used to say kaaaa before starting her monologue?
sipriuts 7 who cares🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
sipriuts 7 kinda rude
how's that?
haha she is so hilarious
i talk to much ellen looooool and i love it
You sound amazing! I'm gonna find a way to get your story to Ellen, so hopefully you can be on her show. Good luck c:
Ellen❤❤❤❤😍😍😍😍
Exactly!
"I wish I could stay to listen to your story but I've made other plans for my life."
Omg!!! I love u
yup!
Ellen!! You so need to watch "Paint-After Ever After" in case you haven't already.. He's really goooooood!!!
i love ellen
Ellen can make people feel better no matter what. That's why we all love her.
Happy Birthday :)
Oh Ellen I love you :)
Lol Ellen. You are gr8 love u lots...hi Portia oh and Ellen. When I learn how to sing I'll. Be on your show
It took me half way into the video to realize the irony of Ellen's rant (which was intended, of course). I love Ellen!
I really hope your shows are on Netflix or Amazon Prime Videos, they are among the very few enjoyable TV programs these days...
this was published on my birthday!!!!!!
Amen to that, brotha!
omg, this was hilarious!!! that's exactly how I am, so thanks for the 'tips'... ;))
It's still summer vacation in Finland. It lasts 9 weeks in here!
That awkward moment when you look at the time and its 7:00 in the morning, hmmmmmmmm I wonder what kept me awake the whole time.
watching Ellen always puts me in a good mood! thank you ELLEN, you`re the best!
Even in moments where i feel the most miserable in my life you bring happiness inside. Thank you sooo much Ellen for your program!!!
Lmao this is hilarious!
2:49...made me laugh I LOV U ELLEN!!!!
this came out on my bday
My best friends daughter calls me and her mom "talker-speakers" because when we haven't seen each other in a long time we talk a lot!
I’m going to do everything in my power to hopefully one day be on this show!! I love Ellen and her show is amazing. You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time, it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!
I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope one day I can get on this show, I LOVE ELLEN. The thought of that keeps me motivated! You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time; it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!
Oh Ellen:)
my mom has a friend that she talks to on the phone like this, and when she calls my mom always says, "ooooh nooo not right now" lol
Very funny. My go to is “Oh hey, my fault, I have to go do something real quick”
Yay I was the 5000th like. :)
i love ellen showw :)))))
Omg I really want to meet talia joy and you Ellen I love both of you. You guys r my Heroes you do so much and talia is just amazing I look up to her and
perfect at being a mime :)
The ketchup idea is hilarious
I love the Ellen show
Talia the little cover girl got her wings and I would love if you dedicated a whole show in her honor with some performances and other things in we honor #riptalia
yeap... I'm sooo going to follow up your advices.. xD
Hahahah happens to me too people can't stop talk
You Rick Ellen!
Hilarious!
I cried during the video hhhh
LMAO so funny!
Yeah usually in America most shows go on hiatus during the summer then they start again in August or September.
LOL so truee
R.I.P to tailajoy18 she inspired me and I love her so much
this is true
God I love ellen
try watching it on tv. That will answer your question