How every Southern state learned to drive

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  • čas přidán 18. 08. 2022
  • Those roundabouts will get you every time. Here’s Matt’s take on how Texas, Georgia, Alabama, and every other Southern state got their driver’s license.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Před rokem +1886

    Hey y’all! I am no longer with It’s a Southern Thing. So make sure you’re following this page to see my videos!

    • @jacobwatson1406
      @jacobwatson1406 Před rokem +70

      Dang man those videos were funny 😔

    • @ntgm20
      @ntgm20 Před rokem +61

      Say what?

    • @jacobwatson1406
      @jacobwatson1406 Před rokem +109

      Do you mind sharing why you left ?

    • @Jacob-WD40
      @Jacob-WD40 Před rokem +106

      You were my favorite part of It's A Southern Thing. All your videos are great!

    • @sharonsmith583
      @sharonsmith583 Před rokem +69

      I was already following you but I'm SO sad you won't becon it's a Southern Thing

  • @frzstat
    @frzstat Před rokem +2192

    The Atlanta Interstate system was designed to confuse and defeat Sherman if he tried to burn Atlanta again. The perimeter (I-285) is really a trap.

    • @llockejr
      @llockejr Před rokem +77

      You ain't lying.

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson Před rokem +96

      🤣🤣That is just the best answer ever! Is the I-285 just a big parking lot?

    • @deborahdanhauer8525
      @deborahdanhauer8525 Před rokem +38

      Lol!! Damn Yankees!!🐝❤️🤗

    • @lynnhunley7597
      @lynnhunley7597 Před rokem +17

      That's a good one !

    • @frzstat
      @frzstat Před rokem +124

      @@bieuxyongson it can be the biggest parking lot in Georgia, but mostly it’s an 80 mph demolition derby with 18 wheelers and bullets :)

  • @michaelv3340
    @michaelv3340 Před rokem +4341

    As a Mississippi driver, I feel attacked. Just because the road I take as a shortcut hasn't been repaved since the Carter administration, is infested with suicidal deer and logging trucks driving seventy miles an hour doesn't mean I can't shave five minutes off of our three hour trip.

    • @alesiabradley5399
      @alesiabradley5399 Před rokem +110

      😃😄 I'm from South Carolina the land of very big potholes!

    • @eikonise
      @eikonise Před rokem +103

      No they repaved it 2 years ago, it just looks like it hasn't been repaved since the Carter administration (lived and worked in Jackson for a few years).

    • @eikonise
      @eikonise Před rokem +59

      @@alesiabradley5399 I've lived in both and I promise you Mississippi is worse....Jackson, at least is worse than anything else in the western world, urban or rural.

    • @liasherwood1230
      @liasherwood1230 Před rokem +37

      @@eikonise Some roads in Jackson have been paved recently (in the past 2 yrs) but with all the flooding, they may be back to their wholey states.

    • @eikonise
      @eikonise Před rokem +22

      @@liasherwood1230 and so often when they repair potholes, they're back within a few weeks.

  • @violinist_stirlingite
    @violinist_stirlingite Před rokem +457

    Another part of the Texas driving experience are all the different speeds people go on the highway. If the speed limit is 65, there’s always a guy going 45-55 in the right lane, a guy going 80+ in the left lane, and the lanes in the middle are reserved for anything in between that.

    • @BrooksMoses
      @BrooksMoses Před rokem +37

      When I was learning to drive in the South, "lanes in the middle" were something we'd only heard about in science-fiction stories.

    • @wyattroeder3228
      @wyattroeder3228 Před rokem +16

      How it should be done tho. In Minnesota you can have 8 lanes and their doing 55 in all 8

    • @wyattroeder3228
      @wyattroeder3228 Před rokem +4

      they’re*

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Před rokem +19

      There’s also the guy that seems to think all the other cars are just auto cross pylons to weave in and out of as fast as possible.

    • @Deathisdark05
      @Deathisdark05 Před 11 měsíci +31

      Lol so accurate. There is no such thing as a speed limit in Texas. People will normally drive 10 over the speed limit and not get pulled over. Also nobody in Texas knows how to drive if it freezes. They just drive the same.

  • @lesscoRyden
    @lesscoRyden Před rokem +175

    I remember seeing SCDOT put a post on Facebook asking the residence which roads we wanted them to repave first. So i just circled the entire state on a map and sent that into them.

    • @DFWRailVideos
      @DFWRailVideos Před 7 měsíci +4

      Genius

    • @Circean161
      @Circean161 Před 7 měsíci +10

      I've seen them repave one small backroad near my house like 4 times in 8 years. But that pothole a few roads over could fit a double wide in it 😂

    • @johnnoon9999
      @johnnoon9999 Před 6 měsíci +5

      ​@@Circean161 Lmao imagine livin in a pothole! 😂😂😂

    • @Circean161
      @Circean161 Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@johnnoon9999 it'd still be a $1800 rent if I know SC 😅

    • @johnnoon9999
      @johnnoon9999 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Circean161 Well bless yalls sweet little ole hearts, i had no idear its so expensive there. Drove through several times and would stop in a small town and have a picnic and walk around. It was always real beautiful! Then again most places ive lived or been out in the country was all very beautiful so theres that.

  • @jbrockskill
    @jbrockskill Před rokem +1091

    Pretty accurate for TX, could’ve had him ask “what’s the speed limit?” And the instructor responds with “just get up to 80 to be safe.”

    • @vtaylor21
      @vtaylor21 Před rokem +66

      The Tobacco spit bottle did it for me, lol.
      Also, it would be funnier if he took it back before 2010 when Texas had night and day speed limits.

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie Před rokem +32

      Totally. I live right next to Texas (NM) and on any road from here, as soon as you cross into Texas the speed limit sign always reads at least 10MPH higher than it was.

    • @tylerweatherby7131
      @tylerweatherby7131 Před rokem +43

      @@rftulie i think you mean 30 minmum, if you're not going 30+ over the speed limit , you're going too slow and everyone will let you know

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie Před rokem +15

      @@tylerweatherby7131 for sure, I just meant all the signage is at least 10 higher!

    • @packerpf
      @packerpf Před rokem +10

      where are these texas drivers? all of the ones who i've seen up in South Dakota go 5-10 mph below speed limit and sit at freaking red lights to turn green instead of turning right..

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd Před rokem +549

    As a Georgian, I felt this on a spiritual level. Driving in Atlanta is not for the faint of heart.

    • @Noledad77
      @Noledad77 Před rokem +11

      As someone who's only driven through there maybe a dozen times, I don't mind it. Only issues were on 285 at the I-20 interchange. And once I went north on 285 when I should've gone south.

    • @jimsteele9975
      @jimsteele9975 Před rokem +21

      Any time I have to go through Atlanta, I time it so that I reach the outskirts at 2 AM.....that way I can get through it without having a heart attack!

    • @onyxfox
      @onyxfox Před rokem +13

      Every member of my family times their drives through Atlanta for the least traffic.

    • @ZYKO13
      @ZYKO13 Před rokem +18

      Exactly!! You need the strength of God himself and bit of luck if you want to deal with Atlanta traffic. And don't even get me started on rush hour or spaghetti junction.

    • @cmcapps1963
      @cmcapps1963 Před rokem +16

      I was born and raised in southwest Georgia where my family lived for generations. Recently moved to Atlanta and have to hear the Yankee transplants talk about "Georgia drivers"! I let em know REAL quick its out of staters like them that they're complaining about!

  • @jeremywilliams5107
    @jeremywilliams5107 Před rokem +196

    Love these stories...
    As a European driving for the 1st time in the US, I was applying the usual lane discipline on the road across Ohio and then up Michigan a way. Interstate was fine, once you realise the grassy bit in the middle is for cops with radars. Then we hit Michigan - Interstate suddenly blossomed to seven lanes a side, and the semis were all in lanes 4/5. Nobody in lanes 1/2/3. My Euro lane discipline put me in lane 1 and feeling superior... until we hit the first pothole. Not the 9-inch wide, 2-inch deep potholes I knew, but graves for the car - thirty feet by about a foot deep. The car survived two before I got into lane 6. The next junction had a place that served humble pie...
    Never been driving further south than Oklahoma, looks like I ain't going to!

    • @claudiobeachball
      @claudiobeachball Před 10 měsíci +12

      As a native Michigander now living in Ohio, I feel this so hard.

    • @stevenserna910
      @stevenserna910 Před 8 měsíci +12

      We take purdy-good care of our highways here in Texas. Had one fella on vacation from Illinois (I really do like those folks) tell me he was so impressed with Texas Highways, he'd kneel down n' kiss 'em. I advised him not to, 'cause folks might mistake him for a speed bump. He looked at me funny and we ended up gettin' some cold-beers before he went on his way.
      I like them Chicago folks especially. Them l'il dickin's can sling a pistola just as good as most Texas. Most of 'em are easy tempered, and they love good BBQ. Unfortunately, they don't know how to make good bbq up there. I just tell 'em to come on down here, and eat till they pop. We love to have 'em to visit and enjoy themselves. Then go back to Illinois.

    • @KellyRusinack
      @KellyRusinack Před 8 měsíci +3

      I was just telling a friend of mine in West Virginia the other day that strangely enough, the roads in Miami are really messed up, for no apparent reason! I'm from Pennsylvania but lived in the South for decades (Maryland, Virginia, South Carolina, Kentucky, and Florida), and I'm back home in PA now. I understand why we have potholes and bad pavement here - mostly due to use of salt for snow & ice, and the extreme weather conditions that cause pavement to warp.
      I have ZERO idea why Miami has bad roads. Not just interstates - the Dolphin always seemed to be under construction - but residential streets were buckled (you might think it's the heat, but wouldn't they PLAN for that in their road mix???), warped, or even had potholes. In places like Coral Gables and Kendall, which are not poor areas, either, why are the roads so bad? I have no idea. I was told it's so the department of Transportation can ask for more money. I believe it.

    • @antoniotrivelloni8191
      @antoniotrivelloni8191 Před 7 měsíci

      Why would you ever want to move to that hellhole@@claudiobeachball

    • @antoniotrivelloni8191
      @antoniotrivelloni8191 Před 7 měsíci +7

      I feel that. Michigan potholes hit DIFFERENT

  • @lornae8683
    @lornae8683 Před 10 měsíci +60

    You got SC spot on, the potholes don’t end til you get to NC for sure!

    • @janicelangley4325
      @janicelangley4325 Před 7 měsíci +3

      S.C here 💯😜

    • @MSKofAlexandria
      @MSKofAlexandria Před měsícem +2

      NC was also spot on. I think people here wake up and think "Today I'm going to back up the highway."

    • @lornae8683
      @lornae8683 Před měsícem +1

      @@MSKofAlexandria LOL! Yep they do, I lived there for 15 years.

  • @The2KXperience
    @The2KXperience Před rokem +1749

    As someone who has lived 95% of their life in Texas, I would like to go on record and say that it is patently false to claim that most of us started driving when we were 3.
    I'll have you know, most of our parents were a lot more concerned with our safety than to let us behind the wheel at only three years old.
    Most parents waited until we were 8 or 9.

    • @ZhovtoBlakytniy
      @ZhovtoBlakytniy Před rokem +47

      It sounded like my experience in rural Georgia on a farm over the summer when I was 9. I was driving a field truck in the pasture every day. I didn't even have to call my mama and ask lol

    • @jpf77302
      @jpf77302 Před rokem +35

      LOL. I grew up in the days before safety and when I was three my mother let me sit on a radio she kept in the front seat so I could see out and I would shift gears whenever she put the clutch in.

    • @Iannnus
      @Iannnus Před rokem +73

      Just for the record he means 8 or 9 months

    • @koki1829
      @koki1829 Před rokem +50

      Ye, 3-6 is for fire arms, cars is for 8-9, they ought to fix this failure. (New movers do not count towards this count.)

    • @redessa01
      @redessa01 Před rokem +41

      @@jpf77302 When I was too little to reach the pedals, my dad would let me sit on his lap and steer. Of course, this was in the days before airbags.

  • @oigliyj
    @oigliyj Před rokem +481

    As a Texan, this is accurate. My final exam for drivers Ed, the teacher knew I knew how to drive and just had me drive him on some errands for an hour lol

    • @newsaxonyproductions7871
      @newsaxonyproductions7871 Před rokem +24

      And this, people, is an exemplary case of how Texas produces some of the worst drivers (if not people in general tbh) in the country....

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell Před rokem +20

      That's EXACTLY what my instructor had us do. We drove him to the outlet store up 35, to his mom's house , to everywhere he had plans to go. He sat in the back seat reading a paper for most of the time. 🤠

    • @masonjones4849
      @masonjones4849 Před rokem +8

      I literally told the instructor to get out of my car during my exam. Lmao.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před rokem +5

      mine took a nap.

    • @johnblossom8447
      @johnblossom8447 Před rokem +4

      I’m from Colorado and we did our teacher’s errands with him and always, I mean always, went through the McDonald’s drive through.

  • @austinbridges1271
    @austinbridges1271 Před rokem +191

    As a Texan, I can confirm our depiction as true. My first time behind the wheel was when I was 5, my aunt had picked me up from church on Wednesday night. Last mile to my grandparents', I sat in her lap and got to steer. I was driving atv's until I turned 11, then started driving my mom's car. Bought my mom's car at 14 for $500. Now I'm 18.

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I started riding when I was about 1, riding by myself at about 3, I started doing my own maintenance at about 6, I'm 19 and still ride regularly.

    • @cyansquad6763
      @cyansquad6763 Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@tateranus4365 and im a licensed brain surgeon and get payed 32 an hr 😂

  • @clencheastwood1571
    @clencheastwood1571 Před 7 měsíci +24

    Oh the Virginia one hits hard. I got stationed in VA back in 2010 and my truck was broken into within 8 hours of getting into the state. No joke.

  • @devilkapper
    @devilkapper Před rokem +521

    As a Floridian this is true. I was allowed to hit 3 curbs on my test and didn't need to parallel park. All the really bad drivers get weeded out on I-4

    • @zombiiesque
      @zombiiesque Před 10 měsíci +17

      My daughter took her driver's test in Florida and I was shocked she didn't have to parallel park.

    • @tjboylan20
      @tjboylan20 Před 10 měsíci +14

      @@zombiiesqueI didn’t have to parallel park because there’s only 15 parking spots in my city that require it, so the DMVs don’t have anyone do it

    • @pyromancer49
      @pyromancer49 Před 9 měsíci +7

      My brother did his road test in Florida, and I believe he was in a parking lot, and as long as he didn't hit any safety cones he passed

    • @jaxsom12
      @jaxsom12 Před 9 měsíci +5

      yep can't parallel park to save my life and messed up the 3 point turn and the backing up part. got my license. Still can't do any of those 3 things.

    • @revolutionfrommahbed4246
      @revolutionfrommahbed4246 Před 8 měsíci +8

      I-4 IS the REAL drivers test 🤣

  • @ComradePhoenix
    @ComradePhoenix Před rokem +94

    I'm from Louisiana, and what actually happens is that you learn to drive a boat first. Then you learn in a car. And after you pass the road test, you get the daquiri on your way home.

    • @Waterfowl_Hunter985
      @Waterfowl_Hunter985 Před 4 měsíci +7

      got to leave the tape on the lid though so its "legal"

    • @ComradePhoenix
      @ComradePhoenix Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@Waterfowl_Hunter985 Tape? Naw, we've moved beyond that. Its the top half of the paper on the straw now.

  • @southtoe3607
    @southtoe3607 Před 5 měsíci +14

    For a dude from AL you sure nail the Carolinas every time
    And that's what I appreciates about you

  • @lonewolf079
    @lonewolf079 Před 8 měsíci +19

    Being from Georgia myself this guy hit it on the head because Atlanta takes a special kind of patience

  • @riverstein7251
    @riverstein7251 Před rokem +741

    Texas is scarily accurate. My alcoholic grandpa taught me how to drive his ATV on the dirt roads behind his house when I was 8 years old. My grandma said it would be safer if I drove him around his farm to help him with chores than if he went alone.

    • @yaboileeroy3038
      @yaboileeroy3038 Před rokem +16

      Same. ATVs and an old Yamaha G1 golf cart from the early eighties that just refused to die on the deer lease and in the yard.

    • @LoneWolf_432
      @LoneWolf_432 Před rokem +9

      Same, My father taught me how to drive an ATV when I was like 7 years old

    • @jamesgilbert2862
      @jamesgilbert2862 Před rokem +11

      Exactly this, but I had a tractor thrown in the mix

    • @gdavis2020
      @gdavis2020 Před rokem +12

      Same here, I was a little older , 12 years old and I started with my grampa old Chevy truck.

    • @igive1005
      @igive1005 Před rokem +3

      Dad had me driving his truck at 8yrs old.

  • @eringemini7091
    @eringemini7091 Před rokem +951

    That Florida driving test was almost how I got my license here in Hawaii. I picked up the examiner from the cop shop (a Police Officer), who looked at his watch & said "Its lunchtime, drive me to the the restaurant drive through." I did, & he said; drive me back to the Police Station." When we got there (less than a block round trip), he said "Congratulations" and handed me my license. 😊 100% true story!

    • @melissataylor9243
      @melissataylor9243 Před rokem +29

      Omg that’s hilarious!!!

    • @Wesrl
      @Wesrl Před rokem +42

      You know what it is a very practical way of doing it. Now next time he might want to pick a farther restaurant but hey nearby is good

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 Před rokem +21

      I was stunned at how little they made me drive in Colorado. I didn't even have to drive on a highway or into the mountains. I just did a loop around a few suburban streets and then parked in a parking spot (regular, no parallel parking either).

    • @mickylastname9111
      @mickylastname9111 Před rokem +4

      Is getting a license really that simple in Hawaii

    • @wakichunu
      @wakichunu Před rokem +16

      @@andrewbloom7694 In Florida they didnt even have me go onto the public road, it was all in the back lot of the DMV, they had me do a left turn, an acceleration to 20mph and a quick stop and it was done.

  • @xLoLRaven
    @xLoLRaven Před 8 měsíci +20

    For the Atlanta, GA part? Spot on. I've had to drive through there twice in my life... it was hell both times.

    • @Enchurito
      @Enchurito Před 2 měsíci +2

      People driving 78 in a 65 section, making 5 lane changes in a single move without looking to get on an exit ramp that leads to Peachtree Court, Peachtree Road, Peachtree Lane, Peachtree Avenue, Peachtree Drive, Peachtree Boulevard, Peachtree Boulevard Northwest (which is nowhere near Peachtree Boulevard), and Clarke Street.

  • @vincentvilay1407
    @vincentvilay1407 Před rokem +53

    A little while after watching this video, I was in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. I was in a left turn lane. Looking up and down the line of cars, there was probably about a dozen cars and only 1 of them had their turn signal on.

    • @SARA0766
      @SARA0766 Před rokem +6

      They has KY tags

    • @pug8714
      @pug8714 Před 9 měsíci +6

      I choose to assume they thought being in a turn lane meant they didn't need a signal

    • @dblevins343
      @dblevins343 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I mean, they are in a turn lane. It essentially acts as the signal that you will be turning.

    • @TerreHauteRemoteGoat
      @TerreHauteRemoteGoat Před 6 měsíci +1

      it was on when they bought it

    • @ComradePhoenix
      @ComradePhoenix Před 4 měsíci

      Down here in Louisiana, a lot of people will do the turn signal not for their car, but for the car ahead of them.

  • @EmisoraRadioPatio
    @EmisoraRadioPatio Před rokem +135

    In Florida, the first thing my driving instructor said was “Here’s what you’re gonna do. You are doing to turn your car on and put the AC to max.”

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 Před rokem +2

      He must've been from Up North.

    • @EmisoraRadioPatio
      @EmisoraRadioPatio Před rokem +3

      @@Maddog3060 Overtown, Miami.

    • @ariesvixen853
      @ariesvixen853 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@Maddog3060snowbird 😂

    • @ariesvixen853
      @ariesvixen853 Před 8 měsíci

      And why is all this so accurate?! 😭 Istg Floridians drive the Daytona speedway in FL but negative 50 in every other state 💀 like they're afraid of being stuck back in their native state by getting a ticket 🤭🤣
      E: "Naw dude... Yo, I already did my time here.. check my records man!" 😂
      Side Personal note to everyone: there are none of "prison" emojis or orange dressed people 😢 🦧🧡

    • @FrosstKatt
      @FrosstKatt Před 7 měsíci

      Don’t forget to avoid touching anything metal

  • @dawnburris6412
    @dawnburris6412 Před rokem +542

    As someone who lives in NC and travels to SC frequently, I felt this!! 😂 You can be sleeping in the passenger side and know immediately when you cross the line into SC!! 🤣 I can’t with these videos!! 🤣❤️

    • @ameeallen8614
      @ameeallen8614 Před rokem +32

      I live in SC near the NC border. This is a true story!

    • @moonchild9381
      @moonchild9381 Před rokem +9

      Exactly I’m near border rockingham

    • @Sybil_Detard
      @Sybil_Detard Před rokem +8

      Same with driving into Oklahoma from Kansas.

    • @lilac_r0se_719
      @lilac_r0se_719 Před rokem +25

      As a South Carolinian, you definitely notice the difference as soon as you cross over into NC or GA 😅

    • @AlbinoAxolotl1993
      @AlbinoAxolotl1993 Před rokem +2

      When the mountains are gone, you know you're there.

  • @christywillis1707
    @christywillis1707 Před rokem +15

    I'm from Georgia and definitely felt that the GA part was accurate for me at the time I got my license! Now I live in Atlanta and the main thing that bothers me are the out of towners who try to get off the interstate at the last minute, or get out of an exit lane last minute. Those have been the closest calls for me - once I was exiting 75 N onto 20 and an RV that was parked in the median between the two roads suddenly started moving and just pulled right in front of me. No warning, no lights, no gradual speed up before merging in. Just suddenly an out of state RV cuts right in front of you from a dead stop. I honked at that guy for five minutes without stopping. The whole way over the overpass and all the way through the merge onto I-20 until he surrendered and took the next exit out of shame. I had to slam on my brakes so hard and pray the guy behind me would as well, and it's a miracle I'm still alive. I'd still be honking at that RV today if it was still around.
    On the other hand I try to always give way for people who need to merge and indicate it with their blinkers and I try to be extra generous about this with 18 wheelers so they don't end up in a bad spot. It's only when another driver is clearly trying to kill me with their car that my rage comes out.

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 Před 10 měsíci +11

    2:19 "We still have the Atlanta part!" SCREECH "Not Today! Lord did NOT give me enough patience for that!" "Perfect Score!"

  • @sashuni1064
    @sashuni1064 Před rokem +127

    Only part you missed was that TN drivers do often have their turn signals ON. They are, however, NOT turning when the blinker is on.

    • @Theasaurus
      @Theasaurus Před rokem +7

      Oh you mean the in-car metronome?

    • @Shaboomquisa
      @Shaboomquisa Před rokem

      probably meth

    • @darkhalf9134
      @darkhalf9134 Před rokem

      I have seen it a few times here but yeah TN is actually accurate. I swear every time I get behind someone they just slam on their breaks and turn causing me to have to yell out the window at them that they don't know what a turn signal is. Of course I know to stay back a few car lengths but sometimes they'll break so fast right as they get to the turn that it pisses me off. As for me if someone is behind me I always use mine but no one around why bother.

  • @empdisaster10
    @empdisaster10 Před rokem +70

    As someone growing up in Virginia, you do not leave a car running ANYWHERE. Like there’s a reason there are so many used car dealerships that do under the table deals

    • @thenovicenovelist
      @thenovicenovelist Před 7 měsíci +5

      Exactly. Even in SWVA it's not safe although people still do it for some weird reason. There was literally a news story this past weekend about a guy who stole 3 cars in one day. They managed to arrest him the next morning.

  • @evanh3506
    @evanh3506 Před 10 měsíci +6

    As someone in SC that takes I-77 in NC often that I pure gold, I see it all the time 😂

  • @RoboGhost81999
    @RoboGhost81999 Před rokem +10

    The one for Arkansas is so freaking true lmao. The amount of times someone just sits and stops at a yield sign when they can go is astounding.

  • @pimpinken8901
    @pimpinken8901 Před rokem +192

    As a Kentucky resident I can confirm you nailed that roundabout part, we got two and no one has a clue how they work 😂

    • @jlgavitt
      @jlgavitt Před rokem +13

      My husband had to go to Louisville for work, and he said the amount of cars missing bumpers, fenders, and headlights was astounding.
      Is that a Louisville thing, or statewide? He ended up the designated driver by default, no-one else was brave/dumb enough. It's bern 8 years, and he still has flashbacks about "the Loop."

    • @pimpinken8901
      @pimpinken8901 Před rokem +12

      @@jlgavitt since 4/5 of Kentucky’s population is spread between the two cities,( Louisville and Lexington). I’d say that’s pretty accurate, there’s no one to run into out in the sticks.

    • @iamatoaster2693
      @iamatoaster2693 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Just drove on my first round about a few months ago. I went in circles for 5 minutes trying to get the hell out. I also do the same thing with hotel doors.😂

    • @FractalNinja
      @FractalNinja Před 10 měsíci +3

      Ever seen a diamond diverge? 😅

    • @johnwanderin3872
      @johnwanderin3872 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Here in the part of California where I live, they put a couple big roundabouts on the outskirts of a small city out towards where it turns rural and nobody was on the roads after midnight back then so when we were bored (teens and early 20’s), we’d just see how fast we could drive around the circle… or use it to scare the shit out of unsuspecting friends and/or our dates

  • @suzettehenderson9278
    @suzettehenderson9278 Před rokem +467

    Several years ago I lived in Florida while going to graduate school. When I went to get my Florida driver's license, I saw the elderly man in front of me taking his eye test--he kept failing and the woman behind the desk just kept telling him to try again:" Uhhh, E, D, no C, F...??" "No sir, please try again." Utterly terrifying that they would let that man on the road.

    • @lacehenn
      @lacehenn Před rokem +52

      I just moved to Florida again after briefly living here for some volunteer work 10 years ago. My sister just came to visit and she tried to tell me at first that driving couldn’t be much different than where she lived on the west coast. I let her go on I-4. She changed her mind after that.

    • @Vitz3001
      @Vitz3001 Před rokem +25

      My grandfather had a stroke a while back. Went mostly blind in one eye and partially blind in the other. Still passed the eye exam in Indiana. Luckily, he had the good sense NOT to drive anyway.

    • @millonondefloss
      @millonondefloss Před rokem +6

      Two of my children went to grad school at UF. Absolute truth.

    • @jamsdiscourse9512
      @jamsdiscourse9512 Před rokem +20

      As a local floridian I have my own fair share of stories that make me wonder how people got license as well. Hell the other day I was driving on my way to work and there was garbage truck on the road that was going along not particularly fast. Keep in mind that this road was only two lanes, one going one way, the other going the other.
      Suddenly the truck starts slowing down, turns its hazards on and starts honking. I figure that he is slowing down to turn down this one fairly small road coming up. The guy in front of me and one guy behind me go to pass, and I figure that at that point I was just going to wait till this guy was about to turn down the small road. And when he didn't turn down the road and instead passed it I decided that I was going to pass him. That is when he turns left. So I think that this dude is about to back into this road and back up to give him room. I had backed up about two car lengths from the road to let this guy back into the road. And instead of backing up he just sits there and keeps honking his horn. I back up again for only about half a car length and this dude finally decides to back into the road. But not entirely before he stops and blocks the road and decides to curse me out.
      He eventually does back the rest of the way into the road. But I more or less want to know what he thought I was supposed to do. He didn't directly turn down the road, he didn't use a turn signal, I gave him the room to back up. The fuck did this dude think I was supposed to do.

    • @noahhastings6145
      @noahhastings6145 Před rokem +13

      @@lacehenn I-4 for a newbie? That's just mean homie

  • @timothyhennon1510
    @timothyhennon1510 Před rokem +6

    Solid effort in coordinating state labels, shirts, and ties with college team colors!

  • @KingJackle
    @KingJackle Před 8 měsíci +2

    As a Georgia resident he is far from wrong we don't go to Atlanta (Terminus) unless we have to. Also if you grew up in like rural like country Georgia you grew up driving four wheelers dirt bikes and trucks. I personally drove for the first time at the age of 4 and it was a dodge 1st gen dually gotta love granpa wanting to see you to drive while he can watch you drive. Also just gotta say it Go dawgs!

  • @brotherbruns2989
    @brotherbruns2989 Před rokem +64

    “Get in the left lane and go as slow as possible.” So true, y’all!

  • @rainemccandless8160
    @rainemccandless8160 Před rokem +190

    Having lived in Tennessee for 4 years, I can not tell you how many accidents I barely avoided by someone changing lanes or pulling out in front of me by not using a turn signal. It’s 100% accurate for TN

    • @ivantaquino882
      @ivantaquino882 Před rokem +2

      That when install a train horn

    • @garrisonbrumblay9137
      @garrisonbrumblay9137 Před rokem

      Yo, same

    • @beenthere3024
      @beenthere3024 Před rokem +2

      I married a man from Tennessee and he is proof of this😂

    • @davyboy9397
      @davyboy9397 Před rokem +4

      And when someone is using a turn signal it's because they accidentally switched it on so you can't trust them

    • @kennethv5250
      @kennethv5250 Před rokem +1

      i feel attacked! its true but i still feell attacked

  • @TheBossesOfficePod
    @TheBossesOfficePod Před rokem +4

    Texan here, This is right on the nose. Had to drag the grain cart as soon as I could maintain a conversation. Mom signed off on my home-taught driving school and I asked after my drivers test if I could do it again but in reverse.😂
    Love your stuff👍🏽

  • @StamperWendy
    @StamperWendy Před 5 měsíci

    Thanks, Matt! Merry Christmas! .😊

  • @vincentramirez6739
    @vincentramirez6739 Před rokem +202

    Took my test in Mississippi and we did not leave parking lot. Instructor got in and there were a lot of love bugs and we talked about that. And then she asked if I had experience and I told her I drove there by myself and she said good, let’s go inside.

    • @jamesburton1050
      @jamesburton1050 Před rokem +7

      Oh wow!! That would have been a fail on my driving test!!

    • @liasherwood1230
      @liasherwood1230 Před rokem +29

      In Mississippi, I drove around the building because it was the end of the day & the guy was tired.

    • @cherylhee9762
      @cherylhee9762 Před rokem +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ladybee883
      @ladybee883 Před rokem +8

      @@liasherwood1230 Florida Panhandle driver test here - back in the early 70's. My instructor/tester had me go to I-10 and drive about 20 miles to the next exit and take Hwy 90 back to the station. I had taken Driver's Ed in school, and had gotten my Restricted License when I was 15,and we had been driving those same routes for the whole 4 weeks. I took my test in a Ford Falcon Station Wagon. My daughter took hers in my Ford F250 truck with the camper shell on the back.

    • @wamsinchester6339
      @wamsinchester6339 Před rokem +9

      In Mississippi I drove down the rural road about half a mile, turned into a church parking lot, turned around, and then drove right back to the DMV! Lol

  • @jasondaniel1045
    @jasondaniel1045 Před rokem +181

    The only issues with Florida here is that the truck a) had a muffler, and b) did not let out a huge plume of smoke when started.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem

      HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @ChrisS310
      @ChrisS310 Před rokem +1

      @@Praise___YaH I tell you even before Abraham, I AM.
      -Jesus

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem

      @@ChrisS310
      Sir, jesus is Lucifer, the “Bright Morning STAR” (Revelation 22:16, Isaiah 14)

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem +1

      @@ChrisS310
      THIS and ONLY THIS is Salvation
      HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
      YaH is The Heavenly Father
      YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING
      YaH was Who they Crucified for our sins
      ** NO FEMALE INVOLVED WHATSOEVER **
      - Hebrew Book of Isaiah
      Isaiah 42:8
      "I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
      Isaiah 43:11
      I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
      Isaiah 45:5
      I am YaH, and there is none else.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem

      @@ChrisS310
      Sir, you deny what I’ve shared, “YOU ARE DENYING THE FATHER” as I have shared YaH The Heavenly FATHER. I suggest you pray to YaH and seek His Wisdom to understand

  • @bethprather9241
    @bethprather9241 Před rokem +2

    😂😂 You have made my day with KY round about and traffic circle. My dad passed away w years ago but in Lexington he would go anywhere to get away from the round about to the New Circle road.. I loved it! But he loved one in Danville I hated!!😂😂

  • @boganfett
    @boganfett Před 6 měsíci +1

    The Texan adding the "Thank ya kindly" is what sold it

  • @bagnome
    @bagnome Před rokem +147

    In my Louisiana driving test, the instructor literally had me drive down the road half a mile, make a U-turn, and drive back to the DMV.

    • @living2ndchildhood347
      @living2ndchildhood347 Před rokem +5

      That wasn’t in Lafayette at the old DMV on the Evangeline Thruway was it??

    • @Tigerblade11238
      @Tigerblade11238 Před rokem +17

      I made four right turns (literally drove around the block). The dacquari thing is real too. Drive thru liquor stores.

    • @usa3479
      @usa3479 Před rokem +12

      My tester just walked me and my friend out the door and asked a couple of questions and handed my license. His lunch break.

    • @Nathan-en9dn
      @Nathan-en9dn Před rokem +4

      You went that far? Mine only made me leave the parking lot and make a quick U turn.

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 Před rokem +10

      From South of Baton Rouge. When I got my license, I literally drove there to the DMV, went in and took my test, walked outside and pointed to my car, then they gave me my license. I’ve been driving since I was 10 and inherited my grandfather’s car when I was 14. Drove my grandma everywhere because she didn’t drive. License? I didn’t need no stinking license! That was a long time ago. 😂😂😂

  • @Kelnx
    @Kelnx Před rokem +322

    Got my first license in Kentucky. I failed the first test because I "didn't drive backwards". We were on a steep hill...pretty much the whole state is made of hills. And the guy told me to go in reverse down the hill. So I did...I coasted down with my foot tapping the brake as any normal, sane person would do when going backwards down a hill.
    And he gigged me because I didn't accelerate down the hill using gasoline instead of the friggin force of gravity that was pulling me down faster than I really needed to go.
    Oh Kentucky...

    • @thejohnbeck
      @thejohnbeck Před rokem +24

      That's odd. What did they expect, the Dukes of Hazzard high speed reverse in am 18 wheeler weaving through parked cars?

    • @sheenakinman8506
      @sheenakinman8506 Před rokem +13

      You has a crazy drivers test guy

    • @lynnhawkins952
      @lynnhawkins952 Před rokem +18

      Also licensed in KY. Failed my first time because the cop made me do a turnabout on a one lane, gravel road. Said I "crossed over the line". :/

    • @bigty4725
      @bigty4725 Před rokem +6

      Kentucky sounds more strict than Tennessee lol. I did mine in 09 or 2010 and I panicked when a light turned yellow and then red as i was going through. I just stopped right under the lights and she told me to keep going lol. She ask if I would of did that with her and I said no and she passed me 😂.

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 Před rokem +2

      😂😂

  • @ScottRandolph-dd7dr
    @ScottRandolph-dd7dr Před 7 měsíci +3

    🎉 greetings from coastal Mississippi. As a Cajun, taking the back roads are the best way to travel 😂

  • @tanyawatkins7206
    @tanyawatkins7206 Před rokem +1

    I have watched this more times than is natural! I think it’s my favorite!! :)

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +212

    North Carolinian here. My instructor was feeling lazy, so he just had me drive to a neighborhood two blocks from the DMV, turn around, and come right back. But looking at the traffic on I-40 every day around 5:30, and I can tell _plenty_ of people passed the proper exam (or are from Florida. It's 50/50).

    • @TheJoyBinkley
      @TheJoyBinkley Před rokem +6

      that Was the proper exam in TN back in the 90s.. lol.

    • @adriengriffon
      @adriengriffon Před rokem +6

      @@TheJoyBinkley When I got my car license back in 2003, Georgia didn't require getting on public roads at all. I passed the maneuvering test in the DMV parking lot and got my license.

    • @TheJoyBinkley
      @TheJoyBinkley Před rokem +1

      @@adriengriffon wow

    • @jessiep2471
      @jessiep2471 Před rokem +6

      Hello neighbor, craven Co here, thats the same drivers test I had but up until this moment I thought that was the norm... I'm 39 and have put 2 children through drivers ed and have also been their the reluctant passenger!

    • @TobuscusRockz
      @TobuscusRockz Před rokem +4

      My instructor just had me do a 3 point turn in the parking lot and passed me

  • @ChassieNix
    @ChassieNix Před rokem +77

    As a southern who has worked in every southern state and been to every US state, I can see the humor. The Tennessee blinker cracked me up.

    • @kpmathis71
      @kpmathis71 Před rokem +3

      Also applies to all BMW drivers no matter the state.

    • @MarkMyWords531
      @MarkMyWords531 Před rokem

      I’ve driven through Tennessee many times. The only time you see blinkers is on out of state plates.

  • @turdFerguson565
    @turdFerguson565 Před rokem +1

    From Indiana. I’ve seen each and every one of these drivers on our road. You absolutely nailed em all man!

  • @wramsey2656
    @wramsey2656 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The KY bit was great! I live in BG and they are installing those round a bouts everywhere!!

  • @GeneralNatGreene
    @GeneralNatGreene Před rokem +171

    As someone raised in North Carolina , the NC and SC parts earned my subscribe! You missed the part of leaving your car abandoned on the side of the interstate though for NC. For some reason the Charlotte area has more empty cars on the side of the highway then anywhere else I have ever been.

    • @incidentlyaniguana2193
      @incidentlyaniguana2193 Před rokem +38

      Some cars have been on the side of i85 so long I use them as landmarks.

    • @jaredlangley6924
      @jaredlangley6924 Před rokem +6

      lol I noticed that shit after moving out here. Indiana no abandoned cars on the way in I was like where the hell am I moving too.

    • @cristallatus
      @cristallatus Před rokem +3

      Facts!!

    • @SaraLovelace1
      @SaraLovelace1 Před rokem +15

      As an NC native and SC transplant for over a decade, those two had me cackling. I remember when I used to think I-40 was bad road. Oh *my god* nothing prepared me for the level of negligence in SC.

    • @jenniferhanses7064
      @jenniferhanses7064 Před rokem +10

      Agree. I don't understand it. I've lived in four other states, and never ever saw as many abandoned cars as the first month I lived in North Carolina. I don't understand. I've now far exceeded my lifetime expectation of abandoned cars. Also a heck of a lot of vanity plates.

  • @cat_and_xia1927
    @cat_and_xia1927 Před rokem +2

    I live in Arkansas and the "what's a yield sign?" is accurate for so many people 🤣

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 Před rokem +3

    the Kentucky and Florida ones cracked me up the most, but they are all hilarious 😂👌

  • @candacehope3449
    @candacehope3449 Před rokem +313

    As a South Carolinian that lives less than 10 miles from the North Carolina state line, I can testify that you are 100% correct about North and South Carolina.
    North Carolina move on over to the right lane when you are in South Carolina. We are use to the potholes so we set money aside for annual alignments.

    • @sfranklin9073
      @sfranklin9073 Před rokem +17

      My tires have a funny shape to them. I call them SC memory tires.

    • @rhondanolen2223
      @rhondanolen2223 Před rokem +3

      I’m from Belmont and it’s crazy going into sc the road just turns into potholes lol

    • @brandonc6838
      @brandonc6838 Před rokem +9

      Wow easy... it's always the SC drivers in NC that hog up the left lane, driving like a damn granny. Well actually, that is every damn state that is not NC... well that's how it is in the mountains.

    • @candacehope3449
      @candacehope3449 Před rokem +8

      @@brandonc6838 Ok,OK, I think I figured it out now. It's the tourist! They driving slow there looking at the beautiful mountains and driving slow here looking at the gaint crab statues in front of every seafood restaurant within 20 minutes of the beach.

    • @d234baum
      @d234baum Před rokem +2

      Yeah just move into Fort Mill myself. Was the car shop yesterday and alignment had to be fixed.

  • @dennisgreenerealtor2547
    @dennisgreenerealtor2547 Před rokem +195

    As a Virginian, you impressed me by the fact you included Virginia in a list of Southern things. You have my subscribe.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 Před rokem +11

      I mean, most Americans consider the South the states that seceded. Virginia seceded (though it was a close run thing) so it counts.

    • @TropicalThunder21
      @TropicalThunder21 Před rokem +8

      Don’t worry, us northern/southern border states are the best lol, Tennessee, where I’m from, North Carolina and of course Virginia!

    • @lukek5303
      @lukek5303 Před rokem +12

      As a Virginian, we are not southern. If anything West Virginia deserves our southern card.

    • @virginiagirl6628
      @virginiagirl6628 Před rokem +31

      @@lukek5303 speak for yourself!😂

    • @lukek5303
      @lukek5303 Před rokem +5

      @@virginiagirl6628 you haven't been to the actual south if you think you're living in the south.

  • @atarah8222
    @atarah8222 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I lived in Florida and now in Southern Alabama and this is spot on!

  • @an.lasher
    @an.lasher Před rokem +7

    as a Floridian my grandma from West Virginia taught me how to parallel park thank goodness, but for my driving test a big part was proving I could pull into and out of a regular parking spot… and for some reason explain how to park on a hill… in Florida…

    • @BlackTigr
      @BlackTigr Před 6 měsíci +1

      They were preparing you, in case you decide to ever visit Spook Hill. Though considering the bizarre physics of that place, it'd probably defy anything that was taught in that test anyways.

  • @nothanks3236
    @nothanks3236 Před rokem +700

    Georgia driver here, and I so relate. If you can avoid Atlanta, do so at all costs. You'll just be circling 285 forever until you run out of gas and the natives come for you.

    • @thomaswoolard7643
      @thomaswoolard7643 Před rokem +22

      .......and circling 285 @ mach 2 mph, or is it 85, eerrr 75 from 0530-1030 and again 1430-2030.

    • @ModestNeophyte
      @ModestNeophyte Před rokem +27

      Not from Georgia, but got a close friend in Bremen- gotta take 20 through Atlanta to see her. I've found "left lane it but NOT HOV" and "you better keep up with everybody else" is the best way to drive through there.. and NOT BEFORE 10AM and not AFTER 3PM

    • @crabbyoldfartbag
      @crabbyoldfartbag Před rokem +8

      Pasquall I-285 Perez!

    • @TrentCantrell
      @TrentCantrell Před rokem +30

      The Georgia part was dead on. Even near Atlanta the highways are a horror show.

    • @Minalkra
      @Minalkra Před rokem +31

      I lived in ATL metro for 25 years.
      Yes, it's REAL bad during the Rush Hours. And I mean Rush HOURS - from 5:30AM till 11:00PM, then the lunch rush sucks from 12:00 to about 2:00PM, then the trip home was bad from 3:00PM till around about 8:30PM. Unless there's a crash, then add a couple hours to ALL of those ... or if it rains. Or god-forbid snows. Or someone spits on the sidewalk at the wrong time and makes someone THINK it might rain ...
      Actually, just go around. It's better that way. OR drive only at night - but ONLY either REALLY fast in any lane you can reach without flipping the car or really damn slow in the left lane.

  • @Polythene_Pam
    @Polythene_Pam Před rokem +516

    I can't speak for all the other states, but Tennessee was _frighteningly_ accurate! I don't know how Matt knew. Must be witchcraft.

    • @lsh3rd
      @lsh3rd Před rokem +30

      A friend once said, the indicators merely indicate you are from out of town.

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson Před rokem +5

      He is a wizard. I think turn signals are optional on LA vehicles....just saying. 🤔

    • @somecrazyveteran
      @somecrazyveteran Před rokem +17

      I’m from out of state living in Tennessee and that’s the one thing I gripe about

    • @Januari444-
      @Januari444- Před rokem +4

      @@bieuxyongson agreed! LA feels your pain TN.

    • @jawjagrrl
      @jawjagrrl Před rokem +18

      I've spent a lot of time driving between GA and VA and folks in TN have only two speeds - Yokel slow and Insane. I have a knack for hitting Chattanooga during blinding thunderstorms and seeing the "locals" still going 80 on I75.

  • @rund3306
    @rund3306 Před 7 měsíci +1

    fist video of your channel and i already like it

  • @davidhall8874
    @davidhall8874 Před rokem

    Matt, you are a gem! Thanks so much for making me homesick! As a pastor, I was moved to north of the Mason Dixon line and although these folks treat me real well, I still miss the restaurants where you automatically get grits with breakfast lunch and dinner!

  • @Pokemc0831
    @Pokemc0831 Před rokem +66

    As someone who passed their driving test in Florida with 2 hours of sleep and nearly got into a head-on collision during the test, I can confirm that that is how Florida driving tests work

    • @simoncohen9323
      @simoncohen9323 Před rokem +7

      It really depends on the person in Florida but it's super easy I turned with one hand and never used a blinker and teh lady was like you didnt crash so you pass

    • @JDashRider
      @JDashRider Před rokem +5

      As someone who regularly passes Florida people in the right lane, this was spot on!

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Před rokem +1

      I failed the test twice. Once bc i missed the stop sign in the *parking lot*, and the second time bc i drove on the wrong side of the road

    • @free22
      @free22 Před rokem +3

      Saw my first u turn on a freeway in Florida. That was special.

  • @sirrliv
    @sirrliv Před rokem +462

    The North ain't much better. Driving tip for Pennsylvania: Take the posted speed limit, add 15, and that's the actual speed limit. And yes, that does apply when going down a steep mountain grade with a hairpin turn at the bottom; those cars in the trees were just folks God didn't love enough.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Před rokem +48

      If your from PA where the rules don't apply to you
      If your from NJ and driving into PA subtract 15 from the speed limit as the cops will look for any excuse to pull you over

    • @jokerz7936
      @jokerz7936 Před rokem +31

      Don't forget when in Western PA if you move someone's lawn chair that they had reserving their parking spot in front of their home and then park there yourself they are allowed to legally beat your ass.

    • @aceundead4750
      @aceundead4750 Před rokem +9

      In Michigan the people you need to watch out for are Michiganders and people from that state that starts and ends with an o, especially at a yield sign as most seem to think that means the same as a green light. Michiganders will also go around you if they think you're going to slow in the middle of a busy city street nearly getting into a head on collision even in front of police stations. Be careful visiting here please.

    • @djv.8424
      @djv.8424 Před rokem +17

      @@jokerz7936 it’s called dibs in Chicago & it’s real all winter

    • @scarletrobin
      @scarletrobin Před rokem +12

      Lol true I grew up in PA and have constant anxiety that I'm going too slow for the people behind me if I'm not doing at least 10 over

  • @teentraveler1790
    @teentraveler1790 Před rokem +2

    0:51
    That's so true!
    My old man taught me since I was ten years old.

  • @maryalicefike4704
    @maryalicefike4704 Před 8 měsíci +2

    as a kentuckian i am ashamed to admit how many times their were tire marks over the roundabout in my neighborhood when they put it in. after a year of people continuing to plow through the flowers they put in the middle, they replaced it with a sign

  • @urikorsikov843
    @urikorsikov843 Před rokem +31

    KY native. NC transplant. I-77 comment for NC is 100% accurate. For KY, I've never seen anyone take a roundabout like that, but a concrete median is ABSOLUTELY considered a two-way turning lane.

    • @kvol1668
      @kvol1668 Před rokem +1

      I saw it happen in Ohio but they had Kentucky plates. He let his passenger out, and she was drunk as hell. Somehow he was sober, and destroyed his Malibu. I think it was less a Kentucky thing and more a Malibu driver thing.

  • @ckhamlin2636
    @ckhamlin2636 Před rokem +62

    “Match his speed”- that is my ultimate pet peeve. It’s like they are leading a damn parade as the traffic backs up behind them. Totally NC driver.

    • @eht7450
      @eht7450 Před rokem +6

      Oh noooo.. I do this. You're supposed to and thenslowly overtake. They taught us in drivers ed... *hides in NC driving shame forever*

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před rokem +2

      Lived in that damn state for 14 years and got my first license there. Can agree. Hell, I would rather drive through Houston at peak rush hour than deal with NC “traffic”.

    • @game_freak902
      @game_freak902 Před rokem +3

      I remember taking the driver's test, getting on I-26 and going the speed limit in the right lane. I was clogging up the right lane and people were passing me left and right. I asked my instructor if I could go faster and she said," no then you'll be breaking the speed limit and I'll have to fail you." Jokes on her I've been going 10 over on interstates every time after that

  • @lztz8954
    @lztz8954 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The damn flashers in the rain! I can’t even with that!

  • @jbsmith966
    @jbsmith966 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I learned on a rainy day, on the 210 Pasadena Fwy between San Dimas and Glendale both ways...white knuckle learning that was!
    Only those that have ever driven on a Freeway in the Los Angeles area during a rain storm will know what I mean,

  • @wezzy9437
    @wezzy9437 Před rokem +139

    For Tennessee you should've included how the cops don't care if your going 80 in 45 and how at green lights people just sit for 30sec before moving which can drive you up the wall.

    • @pac_man3948
      @pac_man3948 Před rokem +9

      This is very true

    • @M4ShermanandCompany
      @M4ShermanandCompany Před rokem +11

      As someone who's lived in TN for all of my 20 brief years in life this is true AND WHY DOES NO ONE SEE MY BRIGHT ASS RED TRUCK also hate BMW drivers

    • @sudowpa2
      @sudowpa2 Před rokem +7

      I took driving school in Jacksonville. The conductor had us drive to Maysville as one student and back to Jacksonville with the other student and that's how we passed

    • @Ogga137
      @Ogga137 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Very true

    • @BucketOfFail
      @BucketOfFail Před 9 měsíci +5

      He forgot to have him turn right in front of someone and then go 10 mph under the speed limit the whole time they are stuck behind him.

  • @creativehorsequeen
    @creativehorsequeen Před rokem +63

    The Georgia one was PERFECT! I grew up in the Atlanta area and let me tell you, that is the SCARIEST place to learn how to drive. Also you forgot that in Kentucky, they make a road one and a half lanes wide, slap a line down the middle and call it a two lane road. Then everyone flies up and down it in their giant trucks at like 10 miles over the speed limit.

    • @Tiglath-Pileser3
      @Tiglath-Pileser3 Před rokem +4

      I used to work all over the US, and Atlanta is a top contender for my most hated place to drive. Florida is fine, just get by grandma. I like Texas, the road system is great. Michigan ice and potholes? I'll handle those in a light, rear wheel drive sports car. LA rush hour is slow, but you can usually detour through the hills and have nice scenery. I'll even take Massholes over Atlanta.

    • @gnollman
      @gnollman Před rokem +3

      As a native Kentuckian, this is absolutely correct.

    • @RealPatrickWebb
      @RealPatrickWebb Před rokem +1

      Lol, I'm from GA and my dad's from Kentucky so Ik what you're talking about 💀💀💀💀

    • @LaurenLinguist
      @LaurenLinguist Před rokem +1

      Once you learn how to drive in Atlanta, you can drive any damn where though. All then one way roads and potholes and constantly changing speed zones 😂

    • @creativehorsequeen
      @creativehorsequeen Před rokem

      @@gnollman The first time my mom and I drove in KY, we were driving in the dark and of course there were no street light, so my mom's driving around yelling "Where is the road?!!" I thought it was hillarious until I tried to drive at night and almost went off the road.

  • @JayEmmE29
    @JayEmmE29 Před 3 měsíci

    I was really wondering what you were gunna say for Kentucky, and man you hit the nail on the head 😂 My little town just put our one and only roundabout in and I swear people get air going over the middle lol. Hilarious, good work sir 😂😂😂

  • @m2c292
    @m2c292 Před rokem +1

    Having moved to Georgia almost 10 years ago I loved this. There may be a lot to do in Atlanta, but I’m not driving there.

  • @matthew8153
    @matthew8153 Před rokem +38

    You forgot West Virginia!
    Instructor: “Ok, we’re approaching a blind turn that has one lane caved in and no guardrail to keep you from plunging off the mountain.”
    Driver: “It’s a good thing the Free Bird guitar solo just started.”
    *Puts petal to the metal*

    • @bonedragon7665
      @bonedragon7665 Před rokem

      Nah, they fought for the Union remember?? Jk 😊You’re dead on about the roads though 😅

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Před rokem

      @@bonedragon7665
      Only the northern counties voted to leave Virginia. Where I’m from (the Charleston area) we voted to side with the South.
      Look up the Battle of Charleston for more details.

    • @virginiaman1304
      @virginiaman1304 Před 3 měsíci +1

      you might fail the test if you don’t stop at the trailer where the front door opens into the road. They had to move because the flood took out the driveway to the regular house. But it works better for the school bus pick up. Just drive around the dog, he’s usually chained up.

    • @generalsmite7167
      @generalsmite7167 Před měsícem

      As a West Virginian I can confirm that the mountain roads are not fun

  • @7matt5
    @7matt5 Před rokem +76

    As someone who lives on the border between the Carolinas, NC is spot on. SC seems like everyone is practicing to move to Florida.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 Před rokem

      *face palm*....please God save me from the Commie-Forunist.
      In DeSantis we trust. Amen. 🇺🇸

    • @MotoRideswJohn
      @MotoRideswJohn Před rokem +9

      As someone who has lived in SC his entire life, trust me, NO ONE is practicing to move to Florida. It's already hot enough here.

    • @bluebirdonmyshoulder5633
      @bluebirdonmyshoulder5633 Před rokem +7

      I'm a South Carolinian and will not under any circumstances even visit Florida (even to see my own family). We do have a lot of potholes here though.

    • @lunagrace2872
      @lunagrace2872 Před rokem +4

      Depending where in SC you can ask most of those people if they are from SC and unfortunately most of them aren’t they are either from Ohio (they sure like SC for some reason) other northern states or midweste (I prefer them over any other people). It’s sad but true. And yes the potholes is still an issue, at this point it’s a tradition.

    • @mikehodges6598
      @mikehodges6598 Před rokem +5

      You must be from Rock Hill.

  • @gdaholic
    @gdaholic Před 9 měsíci

    This was your most accurate video ever! Even your Texas example could not be improved on.

  • @michaelmyrick5by586
    @michaelmyrick5by586 Před rokem

    Dude, you nailed Tennessee!! Thumbs up for you

  • @mongosragnarok
    @mongosragnarok Před rokem +333

    For Virginia drivers the one thing you missed was,
    Instructor: “ Oh, someone in front of you has their blinker on cause they are turning. So now you gotta put your blinker on to let the people behind you know that the person in front of you is turning.
    Driver: “Even though I ain’t turning too?”
    Instructor: “Yup, cause that’s the law!”
    Driver: “Ok, so I just speed away and turn it off after they’ve turned, right?”
    Instructor: “Yup, your a natural!”

    • @shartsmcginty8056
      @shartsmcginty8056 Před rokem +15

      Is that a NOVA thing? I have never seen anyone do that.

    • @tru3846
      @tru3846 Před rokem +1

      I’ve noticed a few people do that down here. It’s really confusing

    • @mongosragnarok
      @mongosragnarok Před rokem +24

      @@shartsmcginty8056 Nope, you see it from below Charlottesville to the North Carolina border. As far as NOVA, that’s the North, we no longer claim them.

    • @javaplum8364
      @javaplum8364 Před rokem +7

      @@mongosragnarok this is the first time ive seen a non nova virginian on the internet! hello from the other side of charlottesville!

    • @Itstime1231
      @Itstime1231 Před rokem +3

      @@mongosragnarok was gonna say as a northerner, haven't seen that in NOVA.

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 Před rokem +34

    The Alabama rain thing is so unbelievably true

  • @HorsetheDog
    @HorsetheDog Před 4 měsíci

    All the comments are hilarious because of you! Great job!

  • @hardlyb
    @hardlyb Před 3 měsíci +1

    For North Carolina, he forgot the 'pull up within a foot of his bumper, but don't pass him when you get the chance, unless he actually stops'.

  • @JoJo1955
    @JoJo1955 Před rokem +25

    At age 16 I was ready to take my driver's test. Not that I wasn't driving before - before front wheel drive became the norm - through snow and ice storms (and whiteouts) in Alaska. Learn how to parallel park between snowbanks. No big deal. But at the time of the test the instructor had me drive down an alleyway but wouldn't you know it, the Iditarod was on (dog sledding race from Anchorage to Nome) and sure enough, here comes a sled dog team barreling down the alley right at us. Not to mention my car wouldn't go in reverse but it would stop especially because I had studded tires on. But I still passed because I could parallel park - without reverse - in between snowbanks. Truly an art form. Such is life in the last Frontier.

  • @johnmarkconnolly6414
    @johnmarkconnolly6414 Před rokem +137

    As a Texan, the driving since he was 4 is accurate for the smaller and smaller number of us from truly small towns, ranches or farms. For the rest of us, it’s more like taking your life in your hands when getting on I-35. If the construction doesn’t get you, the Mad Max Fury Road-wannabes will.

    • @sr7312
      @sr7312 Před rokem +10

      And I-10 through Houston, I-410 around San Antonio. . .

    • @jfleisch365
      @jfleisch365 Před rokem

      And 83/281 in the Rio Grande Valley, especially around 11:30 at night in Weslaco and Harlingen. 😀😃🙂🙃😊

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 Před rokem +1

      I just witnessed a beautiful sight yesterday: one of those Fury Road wannabes pulled over by a cop. His buddy didn't get tagged too (that time) but it was still a sight to behold.

    • @lagoya
      @lagoya Před rokem +1

      I used to live in TX but I-35 is so scary I moved to Arkansas and forgot how to read yield signs

    • @Hiei2k7
      @Hiei2k7 Před rokem +6

      Texas. If you ain't first, you're last.

  • @anjelica948
    @anjelica948 Před rokem

    Ok as someone who grew up in SC and learned to drive there, as well as having driven I-77 A LOT, I can tell you, this is so spot on it hurts.

  • @Hide_Away_Folk_Family
    @Hide_Away_Folk_Family Před 11 dny +1

    The Tennessee depiction is 100% accurate. One of the few things other than driving around the block that you do for your test is showing that you know how to use your turn signal. I believe that's the last time most people use it as well.

  • @OP5redsolocup
    @OP5redsolocup Před rokem +120

    While NC was accurate, you did miss our whole “go make a 3 point turn, and you’re done” thing about our test 😂

    • @melfreemans
      @melfreemans Před rokem +12

      Lol that's so true! In high school our coaches were also drivers ed instructors. We did one 3 point turn and spent the remaining 2 weeks going through the McDonald's drive through!

    • @theannoyingdahg
      @theannoyingdahg Před rokem +1

      is that really an nc-specific thing? lol

    • @TheBaldr
      @TheBaldr Před rokem +4

      @@theannoyingdahg It was when I got my license in the 90s, pass the written test. demonstrate your blinkers, do a three point turn, and drive around the block, here's your license.

    • @theannoyingdahg
      @theannoyingdahg Před rokem

      @@TheBaldr
      they made me log i think 8 hours with an hour and a half per day and we practiced a 3 point turn for that last half every day XD guess what though i know how to make a three point turn so i guess it worked

    • @SARA0766
      @SARA0766 Před rokem +2

      Oh man I've seen way too many people that can't make a 12 pt turn let alone a 3 here in NC.

  • @DavidBugea
    @DavidBugea Před rokem +95

    As one who moved to Arkansas years ago, I have a commute that includes a “ield” sign at the entry to a roundabout, making things doubly confusing. And I’m convinced there are two types of drivers on Arkansas Interstates: Those who are trying to merge into traffic from an on-ramp, and those who hang in the right lane to prevent vehicles from entering the Interstate using the same on-ramp.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade Před rokem +4

      Could be worse. Around here we've got people that are super polite and non-aggressive when driving and then there's the folks that drive like they know they aren't going to die until a specific date in the future.
      Also, just to make sure that nobody really knows how to drive, the local DOT keeps adding new signs and signals. Nobody knows what most of them mean, and most of them aren't even legally enforceable. I swear one of our crosswalks was patterned after Qbert.

    • @veartical7211
      @veartical7211 Před rokem +2

      Very true David Bugea I live in Arkansas and took my test in Arkansas and that is very true. It's not my fault I was on the road first I was in the right lane first so it's mine

    • @sackofwetmice428
      @sackofwetmice428 Před rokem +3

      I love how most of the yield signs I have seen were at hills where you literally cannot see if there is a car ahead or not, so you either drive in opposing lanes of traffic to avoid getting T-boned or risk going in the right lane and get T-boned harder. Also alternating is god awful, sat for 30 minutes at an "intersection" with no light because the main line of traffic couldn't comprehend waiting for 3 seconds to let 2 cars in.

    • @shofarsogood7504
      @shofarsogood7504 Před rokem

      @@veartical7211 yep it is. They can do a little planning and merge at the right time.

    • @thequixoticangler3364
      @thequixoticangler3364 Před rokem +2

      You live in Conway. I know that sign.

  • @Zad251
    @Zad251 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Chef's kiss. Just perfection.

  • @andrewnguyen777
    @andrewnguyen777 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Livin’ in ATL, that part was absolutely comedy gold! The more I drive around here the more even a patient person like myself gets fed up with the shenanigans 🗿

  • @wilhard45
    @wilhard45 Před rokem +53

    My uncle Bob used to tell us the tale of his first driving experience. It started when he was 15 but after a few thousand tellings he was eight when his daddy, a local moonshiner in the hills of east Tennessee, told him to take the truck with a load of shine to a local business. What followed was a 15 minute monologue that had all us kids laughing hysterically and bemused looks on our parent's faces. Years later I asked my mother if it was true. She said she just didn't know. I think she was in on the joke, but....

  • @brostrait17
    @brostrait17 Před rokem +30

    I live in NC and this is 100% correct. The whole backing up traffic thing, It’s the kind of thing when you hate it when someone else is doing it but love it when you do it yourself.

    • @incidentlyaniguana2193
      @incidentlyaniguana2193 Před rokem +3

      We are all contributing to our own self-inflicted hell and reveling in it.

    • @hoppy5359
      @hoppy5359 Před rokem

      Well to be fair state troopers in NC will pull you for going 74 in a 70 on 85 while an Altima or Infinity zips pass at around 95-100 while slamming on their horn. Trust me I’ve been in that situation before

  • @oldtruthteller2512
    @oldtruthteller2512 Před rokem +2

    True story: I was about 14 or so and working for a farmer. We ran out of bailing twine and to drive into town to get some the old guy had me drive his 1970 pickup truck because if I got caught it wasn't a big deal (1980s) but if he got caught he'd go back to jail (DUI repeated offenses). 😅

  • @Roland597
    @Roland597 Před rokem +3

    I absolutely love driving in the south. I don't care how oblivious the drivers are to traffic, rules, and common sense. It is just so damn pleasant after living in Chicago for 30 years.

  • @lincolnthomas8248
    @lincolnthomas8248 Před rokem +77

    Texas was very accurate. Brings back a lot of memories. I had a hardship license, which means I could drive from 7am -7pm at age 15. So I took drivers Ed when I was 16, having been legally driving for a year. It was comical and very confusing for my teachers all at the same time.

    • @justdawnsoullessginger3536
      @justdawnsoullessginger3536 Před rokem +19

      I got mine at 15 too, 7a-midnight. Must have been girl privilege or something 😂 UNFORTUNATELY…my parents didn’t think driver’s ed was necessary for me (you already have your license) - so I had to keep my hardship until I was 18, along with my midnight curfew. Pretty sneaky, mom.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 Před rokem +1

      Looking back I wonder at the legality of this… my father was a lawyer and former Marine fighter pilot… who HATED driving (I mentioned the pilot thing because of his general FU attitude to anyone wanting to tell him what to do). After the parents divorced he bought a farm. I learned to drive on a tractor at eight and the three on a tree farm truck at ten. He had me driving him around first siting on his lap as a 6 year old, then literally being his chauffeur sometime between 8-10 years old and driving all the way to Florida at 12 while he would “nap” (martinis). I got a farm license and some sort of allowance to drive within three miles of others farms that just so happened to allow me to drive the truck to school and various other places so I could run errands (feed and seed, vets, etc). He really hates driving. I still wonder what strings pop pulled to get that. He was a “gentleman farmer,” it was a tax shelter not a money making farm, but I still had to milk cows, slaughter pigs, and do all the other chores around the place.

    • @cavlizzy
      @cavlizzy Před rokem +1

      I got my hardship at 15 y/o also! Then my dad bought me a new Trans Am for my 16th bday. (yep, I was a lucky girl!) Must be a Texas thing? :)

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 Před rokem +2

      In Montana you could drive at 14, which I guess meant learner's permits at 13? But you could get a farm vehicle license at 12 or 13 . It was very useful. Everybody took driver's ed in the summer and were driving themselves to school the next year.

  • @jaycheek254
    @jaycheek254 Před rokem +26

    Yeap, I'm from Eastern Kentucky and the infamously confusing roundabout has made it's way to rural America. I believe you represented us well.

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 Před 7 měsíci

      If you are from clay county I might know you (jakob gibbs)

  • @recklssabndon
    @recklssabndon Před rokem +1

    Omg, I’m in Kansas City but most of my family is in Miami - the Florida man driving tip at the end had me crying. My uncle used to literally get pulled over for going below the minimum speed on the highway all the time. I didn’t know this was a statewide problem until I drove down there myself

  • @scottedwards402
    @scottedwards402 Před 3 měsíci

    By golly, I believe you have done some serious and lengthy research in each state to be so spot on with this topic.

  • @stevenkatie789
    @stevenkatie789 Před rokem +224

    The Texas one is pretty accurate. I have known a few people that knew how to drive way before the legal age.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 Před rokem +7

      My Florida self knew how to drive way before "legal driving is".

    • @melindafield6880
      @melindafield6880 Před rokem +11

      First time I ever drove was my Grandaddy’s pasture in East Texas when I was fourteen

    • @khathaway414
      @khathaway414 Před rokem +6

      Yup, parents taught me to drive way early on dirty roads.

    • @rangerlove7
      @rangerlove7 Před rokem +4

      I grew up in Virginia but my uncle taught me and my cousins to drive when we were about six.

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 Před rokem +3

      That's just a farm kid, I learned to drive when my feet could reach the pedals. And we didn't have those wimpy automatics, I had to bang gears with a Datsun diesel 1-ton

  • @sigsin1
    @sigsin1 Před rokem +31

    I lived in Alabama for awhile and rain on the roads is terrifying. It’s like black ice in Michigan. Before I got used to it, I slid through a few stop signs.

  • @rillo806
    @rillo806 Před 5 měsíci

    As a Texan i can honestly say my first time behind the wheel was when i was 3 lol you nailed it! My oldest son will b 3 this summer. I already taught him how to pop the clutch.

  • @michiganscythian2445
    @michiganscythian2445 Před rokem

    I live in Michigan and we dread May when the snowbirds from Florida return, usually pulling campers or boats or driving huge RVs