What Alien Students Didn’t Expect About Human Tactics | HFY Stories | SCI FI Stories

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  • čas přidán 21. 04. 2024
  • Dive into an enthralling science fiction narrative where alien students at the prestigious Catyulankian Military Academy face off against the unpredictable and often bewildering realm of human warfare tactics. Join Commander Llikac, a veteran of intergalactic strategy, as she introduces her class to "Human Bullshit 101," a course designed to unmask the chaotic and cunning nature of human military strategies. This episode offers a unique glimpse into a classroom unlike any other, where diverse alien species learn to think, react, and strategize like humans.
    🚀 Key Highlights:
    Unveiling Human Tactics: Watch as Commander Llikac challenges her students with scenarios that demonstrate the unconventional and often surprising tactics used by humans in combat.
    Diverse Student Reactions: Observe the varied reactions from a class composed of multiple alien species, each bringing their own perspectives to human strategies.
    Interactive Learning: Experience the tension and intrigue of the classroom as students engage with real-time simulations and discussions.
    🌌 Why Watch This Video?
    Educational and Entertaining: Perfect for fans of science fiction and military strategy, this video combines deep strategic insights with engaging storytelling.
    Cultural Exchange: Explore the fascinating dynamics of inter-species education in a futuristic setting.
    Engaging Content: Filled with moments of suspense, humor, and learning, this video is sure to keep you entertained and informed.
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Komentáře • 75

  • @frogslayer6981
    @frogslayer6981 Před měsícem +54

    Best course name ever "human bullsh*t". Magnificent.

  • @blondluck4621
    @blondluck4621 Před měsícem +23

    The last dozen lines or so of this story are the best part. I have rarely seen so few words express so much about two people and their past and current relationship.

  • @patrickdurham8393
    @patrickdurham8393 Před měsícem +32

    Hilarious how the AI never trabslates the instructor's name the same way twice.

    • @BigJayKaner
      @BigJayKaner Před měsícem +3

      LOL I know what you mean, this one's been cracking me up!! Many times now I've seen AI have 4, 5 or 6 different variations of the main characters name. But this one, this one's out there in a league of its own!! It's just *wow* lol

    • @rog2224
      @rog2224 Před měsícem +1

      It's not very I.

    • @juergenwolf5476
      @juergenwolf5476 Před 28 dny +1

      F…K I didn’t know that name can be effed up o many time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kristaylor7119
      @kristaylor7119 Před 21 dnem +1

      @@BigJayKaner does an AI voice for narration annoy you?

    • @BigJayKaner
      @BigJayKaner Před 20 dny

      ​@@kristaylor7119 No.

  • @grantgunz
    @grantgunz Před měsícem +38

    In the end . . . it's all about the bananas!

  • @deborahloveless429
    @deborahloveless429 Před měsícem +42

    A bar. Natural habitat for the human soldier. As a veteran, i would say that's a s good assessment.

  • @Daehawk
    @Daehawk Před měsícem +14

    This story from all the others Ive listened to this week seemed totally unique. I almost didn't listen to it but then it dragged me and kept me there. Thanks to whomever came up with it. Appreciate the wonderful story. Good job. I wish these stories came with who wrote them so we could follow certain ones we find more appealing and interesting.

  • @BigJayKaner
    @BigJayKaner Před měsícem +6

    35!! Thirty five different variations of the instructor/commander's name, from the first variation "Le Cox", to the last one "Like Hack".
    Along with, among others, "Lickus, Leacock, Le Cock, Lick Ex, Lick Eggs, Like Act, Like a cat, Ali Cat and Like Heck" in between 'the two of em!
    I love AI pispronunciations and its general butchering of speech that's out there, there's some comedy gold with it, but this one, in its own way, is outstanding!! lol

  • @lalalabob1938
    @lalalabob1938 Před měsícem +15

    Nutting slowly LOL.

  • @creinicke1000
    @creinicke1000 Před měsícem +11

    I enjoyed the relationship banter.

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist Před měsícem +4

    24:56 WHAT?! "Nutted slowly" ... wtf lol

  • @ashliselberg5444
    @ashliselberg5444 Před měsícem +9

    The humans wearing star fleet uniforms 😂.

  • @tynancravy5589
    @tynancravy5589 Před měsícem +10

    What a name for a commander! 😂

    • @AlexVardr
      @AlexVardr Před měsícem +2

      Don't forget her sister, Vett Vaj.

    • @tynancravy5589
      @tynancravy5589 Před měsícem +2

      @@AlexVardr That’s Pvt. Vaj to you! 😂

    • @juergenwolf5476
      @juergenwolf5476 Před 28 dny +2

      Which on are you talkin about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tynancravy5589
      @tynancravy5589 Před 28 dny +3

      @@juergenwolf5476 Commander Le Coq

  • @chrisfortune1813
    @chrisfortune1813 Před měsícem +4

    I was enjoying this as a decent piece of fiction, good themes, well presented all the way and then !!!
    You still owe me a banana
    I cracked up

  • @wastenot8568
    @wastenot8568 Před měsícem +6

    There's a banana debt to be paid

  • @selenagamya1612
    @selenagamya1612 Před měsícem +2

    The fact the instructor's name is pronounced differently almost every time

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Před měsícem +7

    Was George Carlin teaching this class? 😂

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 Před měsícem +3

    Imagine an aliens entire language revolved around the words like WOMP WOMP like groot😂

  • @malcolmanderson6735
    @malcolmanderson6735 Před měsícem +53

    The author attribution needs to be in the "more" area. Without attribution, this is theft. Down voting this great story because of no author attribution.

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 Před měsícem +5

      You sure they don't make the stories themselves? Though considering the use AI art and TTS voices yeah they most likely stole it from like a sci-fi story subreddit.

    • @davidhenderson3400
      @davidhenderson3400 Před měsícem +4

      More and more of these stories the author is an AI computer program not a real person

  • @m.oudekerk63
    @m.oudekerk63 Před měsícem

    i like how 1 alien in 5:01 looks like it got its head squeezed like a stressball

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 Před měsícem +1

    I want details about the fried Chicken incident

  • @AndrewBenke-hd3yc
    @AndrewBenke-hd3yc Před 6 dny

    Unusually good story.

  • @wastenot8568
    @wastenot8568 Před měsícem +2

    Even even. Now I want to know about the banana

  • @HardtVonSachs
    @HardtVonSachs Před měsícem

    Who wrote this? BY far the best I've heard in a long while. I listen to these types of stories all day as I work but only this one and the Black Ship series has made me stop work to listen. (I connect my phone into an old timey radio like I'm listening to radio shows of the past)

  • @intrigue175175
    @intrigue175175 Před měsícem

    Awesome!

  • @markwarburton8563
    @markwarburton8563 Před měsícem +4

    Nice interplay in a bullsh*t setting 🤣

  • @Cbabilon675
    @Cbabilon675 Před měsícem +3

    Oh my god, I absolutely love this story! Seriously. This needs to be turned into a short sci fi film😅😅❤

  • @quintrankid8045
    @quintrankid8045 Před 9 dny

    In which we learn that spelling is a human BS 101 lifehack.

  • @IceWolF963
    @IceWolF963 Před měsícem +1

    27:49 yes 🙂

  • @nesapanjalingam704
    @nesapanjalingam704 Před měsícem +1

    Thank you 💙💚❤️ for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏

  • @buckygormley7741
    @buckygormley7741 Před měsícem +1

    Im 5 minutes in i hope this gets better....

  • @lesleygreen273
    @lesleygreen273 Před měsícem +1

    How many different ways have you got to spell the Professor's name?

    • @quintrankid8045
      @quintrankid8045 Před 9 dny

      All of them. There are no ways to not spell the Prof's name. Did you hear the name of the course?

  • @user-dz1rc4wk2t
    @user-dz1rc4wk2t Před měsícem +4

    Please produce aliens that look like this, especially the eyes . We need animation CGI AND FILM

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS Před měsícem +1

    "Like it nutted slowly."
    The AIsloppification at it's finest. It's trash but objectively it produces unintentional hilarity

  • @BoxofMadness
    @BoxofMadness Před měsícem +2

    commander who?

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi Před měsícem

    Human Bullshit 101
    That implies higher level courses that are also called Human Bullshit. 😈

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist Před měsícem

    They would have been too busy focusing on human bullshit 101, and bullshit 201 and bullshit 201. Um... I guess that's part of the bullshit itself.

  • @dtrotteryt
    @dtrotteryt Před 50 minutami

    I like these Sci Fi Universe stories, but the generated subtitles are terrible, distracting, and wrong a lot of the time. Other than that I like them...

  • @chialeux514
    @chialeux514 Před měsícem +1

    While I was viewing this video, the AI kept changing the instructor's name EVERY SINGLE TIME. Realy annoying.
    Funny thing though, in mid-viewing, an ad popped up to sell me an AI program that does this or that bullshit.
    Never was such an unconvincing pîtch uttered

  • @manfredkemper1936
    @manfredkemper1936 Před měsícem

    human timekeeping, organizing month - day - year is a perfect example of american bullshit. most other countries in the world put the month in the middle of the date, either organizing their dates shortest to longest or the other way around. but starting with middle -> shortest -> longest, thats the kind of bullshit only americans can feel comfortable with.

    • @arcdecibel9986
      @arcdecibel9986 Před měsícem

      Obviously, all humans are American in the future. I guess everyone else finally wondered what they were doing wrong and learned to copy success.

  • @BlackWater_49
    @BlackWater_49 Před měsícem +2

    10:30 Well, that isn't human bullshit but American bullshit.
    Almost the entire rest of the world does the sensible thing and organizes dates _day.month.year_ and not with month at the start.

    • @Dragoon42
      @Dragoon42 Před měsícem +1

      I think the reason why we as Americans use month day year it's because we go by the most important needed information first. When you're looking at dates in business you're usually looking at things of the past year. The month can give you a better idea of when something happened and the day is the more detailed. Answer questions like what's happening this month? How long do I have to do this project and is it coming up? Unless you're looking at history the year doesn't matter as much as you can almost assume the year based on the data you're looking at unless it is historical information. The year is needed but it's not the most important and the day does not matter without the month. Highest to low priority make sense to me.

    • @BlackWater_49
      @BlackWater_49 Před měsícem

      @@Dragoon42 Ok, but the rest of the world does just fine with day.month.year so it doesn't seem to be much of an improvement.
      Also if you would ask someone for the date and they replied with "May" you'd either think they're an idiot or a dickhead because they seem to assume you don't know that already...

    • @Dragoon42
      @Dragoon42 Před měsícem

      @@BlackWater_49 But if I asked you when is Bob's birthday? December 20th. It would be a bad joke to say the 20th. But wouldn't be bad to say is in December when it's currently May.

    • @BlackWater_49
      @BlackWater_49 Před měsícem

      @@Dragoon42 Ok, but you also wouldn't tell the time in minutes:seconds:hours so why do it with the dates? It makes no sense.
      Just pick one:
      Either day.month.year
      or year.month.day...

  • @janeswitthake1836
    @janeswitthake1836 Před měsícem

    The story is fun but the AI speaker sucked, especially when there also are mistakes in the text.

  • @hariseldon3786
    @hariseldon3786 Před měsícem

    Very, very bad AI voice.... lazy presentation.... bye