Heckler thinks she's funnier than comedian. GETS TORCHED

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    After a weekend of shows in Cincinnati at the Funnybone in Liberty Township, a woman decided to take over the show and try to out do the comedian. After she submitted the comedian continued with her for four minutes and fifteen seconds with lightening quick responses to her disruptiveness during the live show. The woman experienced and instant and overwhelming dose of karma.
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  • @jacobjorgensen729
    @jacobjorgensen729 Před 3 lety +10389

    She definitely thinks she’s the funny one in her friend group.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +419

      Yep

    • @jackrobinson9403
      @jackrobinson9403 Před 3 lety +64

      I enjoy her brand of comedy.

    • @jaeminbreen2136
      @jaeminbreen2136 Před 3 lety +146

      She definitely saw a tweet saying "I'll be your 13 reasons why" and could only think of that when out on the spot. And it's still unfunny. She couldn't even steal a good joke.

    • @bobfish3176
      @bobfish3176 Před 3 lety +7

      Drunks always do

    • @gregorygraham9371
      @gregorygraham9371 Před 3 lety +3

      for the demographic?
      could be

  • @kenxd585
    @kenxd585 Před 3 lety +15057

    “ I will be your 13 reasons why” this woman really has the comedy sense of a 13-year-old commenting on TikTok

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +878

      LOL

    • @blastingsound
      @blastingsound Před 3 lety +545

      THATS LITERALLY HALF THE INTERNET AT THIS POINT X,D

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 Před 3 lety +299

      I have literally never heard of Cody Woods until this video popped up.
      And now I'm sad because I've missed out on 12 years of comedy gold t'would seem.
      I guess you could call those my 12 reasons why.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +153

      @@antonyduhamel1166 welcome!

    • @onlinereviews4013
      @onlinereviews4013 Před 3 lety +43

      wow you know what you said is good when you make Cody woods laugh.

  • @Syldoriel
    @Syldoriel Před 2 lety +994

    The way he humiliates her and praises himself awakens something in me

    • @deyh5664
      @deyh5664 Před 2 lety +38

      Let it stay asleep little bear.

    • @HauntFreak13
      @HauntFreak13 Před rokem +22

      Seriously, same. I want him to berate me now. Is that healthy?

    • @IordanIovkov
      @IordanIovkov Před rokem +5

      @@HauntFreak13 It could be if you try it out with someone healthy. Not putting myself forward here, just replying.

    • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
      @JohnSmith-cc3ud Před rokem

      Isnt ur name the same as that thing chix sit on to get an orgasm?

    • @ma69ya
      @ma69ya Před rokem +5

      ghe way he calls her baby like gyat dayum

  • @minaholic7118
    @minaholic7118 Před 2 lety +536

    he comes up with comebacks in like a millisecond meanwhile I'm thinking about comebacks from an argument I had a week ago.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 2 lety +25

      lol

    • @garydickens7567
      @garydickens7567 Před 2 lety

      Best comeback I ever heard was a British comedian called Jimmy Carr. He said, "if you want my come back you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth!"

    • @demonmonsterdave
      @demonmonsterdave Před rokem +4

      29 years for me.

  • @Badchi
    @Badchi Před 3 lety +11098

    The fact the he didn’t roast her even once after the show just goes to show what a professional he is. It’s like a pro boxer refusing to fight outside the ring.

    • @MrPizzBeats
      @MrPizzBeats Před 2 lety +54

      I mean its just any decent human being 😄 the only reason they were going at each other was because its in the show, once the show is finished neither of them have a reason to be mean to eachother

    • @Badchi
      @Badchi Před 2 lety +37

      @@MrPizzBeats if only the rest of the world could learn not to take everything personally... Alas, what you describe as a decent human being seems like a rarity to me these days.

    • @Seerthefox
      @Seerthefox Před 2 lety +14

      shes a total clout chaser at the end too, pathetic

    • @chrisblum3043
      @chrisblum3043 Před 2 lety +7

      Seems staged.

    • @zerothenumber454
      @zerothenumber454 Před 2 lety

      Brus drunk off his ass

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling Před 3 lety +8686

    I've always admired white girls ability to double down on self-humiliation, sober or not.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +304

      Lol. Great comment.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +278

      @Peter Stokes Looks like someone's been at a Denny's at 2am

    • @benblak23
      @benblak23 Před 3 lety +217

      @Peter Stokes damn what black folks gotta do with this?!?! You don’t even know what race Arthur is. And the niggas name is Arthur. The darkest Arthur I know is an aardvark.

    • @Anonanon45
      @Anonanon45 Před 3 lety +37

      @@benblak23 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hankscorpion
      @hankscorpion Před 3 lety +184

      @Peter Stokes don't you know man? it is open season on whites but the second you counter with black anything, you are cancelled... example: the OP wrote something about white girls being embarrassing....you then said black women are also embarrassing....then that guy wrote to you: "what's this got to do with race??" completely skipping over the part of the comment shitting on white girls.....seems hypocritical eh?

  • @BrentTV
    @BrentTV Před 2 lety +353

    Lmao perfect response to a heckler

  • @johnbertrand7185
    @johnbertrand7185 Před 2 lety +259

    Done a ton of stand-up in my life and this guy just gave a master class in dealing with a heckler. Put her on the spot and didn't let up or give her the last word. He was being nice too, most comics get their zinger in and then have people like this thrown out.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 2 lety +30

      Glad you put this perspective out there. This is what people don’t understand. I gave her many many chances as I give many hecklers many chances. Plus it’s always nice putting the pressure on them.

    • @WeirdVideoGames
      @WeirdVideoGames Před rokem +1

      There are times when you do have to throw them out but yeah, it's more fun for everyone if you can find a way to turn it around on them and give them a chance to settle down.

    • @JKE8111
      @JKE8111 Před rokem +1

      @@codyjwoods bro you were a boss in that video

  • @muhammadabeliandrirahman9453
    @muhammadabeliandrirahman9453 Před 3 lety +4778

    “I know you’re a lesbian and you’ve never had a dude behind you before” 💀🤣

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +340

      Glad you caught that line. Thanks for watching.

    • @schnauzermom8069
      @schnauzermom8069 Před 3 lety +60

      @@codyjwoods I spit out my Dr. Pepper!

    • @thelaymenmuslim4603
      @thelaymenmuslim4603 Před 2 lety +3

      @@codyjwoods cant you make those lesbian couples as your wives?. and least they can feel what two timing means for them 😁

    • @lex_C_88
      @lex_C_88 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣 I'm done for the rest of the day after that one 💀

    • @edenthedodo7805
      @edenthedodo7805 Před 2 lety +25

      @@thelaymenmuslim4603 do you...do you not know what the word lesbian means?

  • @edgaralanfrog
    @edgaralanfrog Před 3 lety +5942

    “It’s harder than it looks, huh, baby.” I loved that

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +169

      Thanks for watching

    • @swededude1992
      @swededude1992 Před 2 lety +37

      It's true. It's harder than it looks. I have no clue at all how to make peoples laugh and have a fun time with me. I view my self as the boring one. To me making peoples laugh, is a science.
      Comedians, they seemingly have the natrual talent to make peoples laugh.

    • @kingaura480
      @kingaura480 Před 2 lety +14

      @@swededude1992 the joke went over your head

    • @isalxy.
      @isalxy. Před 2 lety +1

      @@swededude1992 I AGREE BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST LOOK AT THEIR FACE AND LAUGH RANDOMLY

    • @brian126
      @brian126 Před 2 lety +10

      I can make a few decent jokes amongst friends. But I can't imagine being able to hold on the pressure to make nice fluid cohesive jokes like a stand-up comedian. Like many things, practice and skill development is a requirement for being able to do well.

  • @yosefshekelberg5433
    @yosefshekelberg5433 Před 2 lety +72

    The way she dismisses her "husband wife."
    You just know this woman is insufferable.

  • @emoo2342
    @emoo2342 Před 2 lety +65

    “Everybody already thinks you’re an asshole, you might as well keep going”-this is the kinda shit that gets me out of bed in the morning.😩😅

  • @demonetization6596
    @demonetization6596 Před 2 lety +9510

    I don’t get why people like to heckle comedians. A comedian’s job is to be smart, witty and quick on their feet so they can make good jokes. You are literally picking the worst person to fight with.

    • @TheTenCentStory
      @TheTenCentStory Před 2 lety +81

      This was hilarious. But don't act like comedians always wreck hecklers.

    • @demonetization6596
      @demonetization6596 Před 2 lety +223

      @@TheTenCentStory most of them are better equipped than anybody else. But yea some hecklers are good

    • @KERBROES
      @KERBROES Před 2 lety +29

      @@TheTenCentStory u feel so good pointing out the obvious huh

    • @TheTenCentStory
      @TheTenCentStory Před 2 lety +9

      @@KERBROES Is it really that obvious if the commentator only half agreed?

    • @nategrimm4265
      @nategrimm4265 Před 2 lety +54

      Not to mention they're holding a microphone and the heckler isn't. Massive home field advantage for the comedian right there.

  • @shashankaggarwal7561
    @shashankaggarwal7561 Před 2 lety +4034

    finally saw one comedian drinking his drink now I can die peacefully

  • @MakinMoneyISeasy
    @MakinMoneyISeasy Před 2 lety +84

    At least she can admit when she's been outclassed. Most people just get mad lol

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 2 lety +9

      True

    • @Goofballhero
      @Goofballhero Před 2 lety

      She’s probably used to it. These type of women become accustomed to losing and being shamed in the process. It’s almost admirable.

    • @throwaway580
      @throwaway580 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Goofballhero you are acting like, men of that kind don't exist lol

    • @Goofballhero
      @Goofballhero Před 2 lety +4

      @@throwaway580 Whataboutism 101. Just because I didn’t mention men doesn’t mean I think there aren’t men like that. There certainly ARE plenty of men like that, but *generally* speaking women are of this behavior more so than men.

    • @throwaway580
      @throwaway580 Před 2 lety

      @@Goofballhero that's not what-aboutism, any normal person would say "these type of people"

  • @cometcollector1264
    @cometcollector1264 Před 2 lety +90

    Glad to know that there’s at least a few people who can argue and still laugh it off afterwards

    • @InevitableTruthTeller
      @InevitableTruthTeller Před rokem +3

      That's because he's a good man and she didn't win the support of the room that she thought she would.

    • @dreadeddarko
      @dreadeddarko Před rokem +1

      @@InevitableTruthTeller he meant at the end. she SWALLOWED (heh) her pride and was in the video smiling.

  • @DD-wi8fb
    @DD-wi8fb Před 3 lety +5540

    Just when I thought this couldn’t get any worse for her.. she walks up to him after the set. That was brutally funny

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +295

      Brutal. Hit that bell and subscribe button for more.

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 Před 3 lety +118

      She probably knew she fucked up and wanted to make up for it

    • @curious4178
      @curious4178 Před 3 lety +2

      You are absolutely beautiful Dana M 💯❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @adac1331
      @adac1331 Před 3 lety +36

      @@curious4178 you're simping. She wanted to make a comment about a hilarious video that she watched and you're simping. Just... Why?

    • @Harpazo24
      @Harpazo24 Před 3 lety +1

      Literally zero shame

  • @scarlips1995
    @scarlips1995 Před 3 lety +1822

    I lost it at "Ok that one doesn't count. It was just a warm-up."

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +31

      Haha

    • @Jackdaniels19894
      @Jackdaniels19894 Před 2 lety

      @@codyjwoods you absolutely crushed her

    • @Yzaias15
      @Yzaias15 Před 2 lety +8

      Yo wth, Does anyone else see the uploaders replay "Haha" gets translated to "lol" by Google

    • @smallstone836
      @smallstone836 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Yzaias15 yeah i do

  • @mooma10
    @mooma10 Před rokem +23

    I like the
    "You don't want that!"
    "Yeah I do. Go on."
    😂

  • @APotatoWT
    @APotatoWT Před 2 lety +39

    Why would someone ever challenge a comedian. That’s the worst possible person to go for lol

  • @sugainfires6943
    @sugainfires6943 Před 3 lety +1509

    "Im too good at this, what the fuck?" - trademark that. Thats good

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +107

      haha. It was fun playing the arrogant douche just to rile her up more.

    • @scrat3695
      @scrat3695 Před 2 lety +7

      "sometimes my genius is almost frightening" probably butchered the quote but that's what this reminds me of

    • @nicholasweiland5553
      @nicholasweiland5553 Před 2 lety +2

      @@codyjwoods you had me convinced

    • @dani3link
      @dani3link Před 2 lety

      @@scrat3695 oh, Jeremy Clarkson! Got the reference!

  • @eddieharcourt6049
    @eddieharcourt6049 Před 3 lety +327

    "13 reasons why? That I have HIV?" Classic.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +30

      Haha she really thought she was gonna get a win on that one

    • @Bandit213
      @Bandit213 Před 3 lety +2

      @@codyjwoods Thought she was gonna get a win with a suicide joke and got fuckin owned

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Před 3 lety

      I clicked like on this comment to give it the 67th LIKE
      2️⃣ more likes *THEN FIND A NEW COMMENT*
      Seeing 70 likes on a comment for a comedian *IS A DAMN TRAGEDY❗️*
      🙍🏼‍♂️ One of my fans is an idiot. 😢

    • @maq3009
      @maq3009 Před 2 lety

      She should've stopped at "I Quit".

  • @LaurenLowary
    @LaurenLowary Před 2 lety +9

    Lmao when she said “i’ll be your 13 reasons why.”she legit set herself up for embarrassment 🤣

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 2 lety +1

      Truly amazing how confident she was in that moment

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 Před 2 lety +9

    As someone who has do stand up for a while it NEVER ceases to amaze me how some people think the world revolves around them and that they can compete with a person who not only has a microphone but also the quick wits it takes to be a comedian. The video afterwards explained A LOT💯 This is why I prefer ’Apollo nights’ because that crowd is not only ruthless they don’t take kindly to BS like that. I have seen 100’s of people get their comedic dreams crushed into tiny little pieces at ‘Apollo Nights’...it is both hilariously amazing & devastating to watch.
    Your ‘Heckler’ videos are some of the most entertaining on youtube sir! BRAVO 👏

  • @disimmanti5375
    @disimmanti5375 Před 3 lety +2091

    I feel so bad for her omg. She should’ve sat there and ate her food

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +208

      This is the funniest comment yet. Thanks for watching.

    • @Drexxaal
      @Drexxaal Před 3 lety +6

      No! U laughing at her misplaced concern 4 a dumb ass is the funniest comment yet!

    • @redknight65
      @redknight65 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Drexxaal What?

    • @leonhorder8979
      @leonhorder8979 Před 2 lety +1

      Definitely

    • @disimmanti5375
      @disimmanti5375 Před 2 lety +21

      @@Drexxaal buddy relax. It’s the YT comment section. Smoke a little crack

  • @Amongoose06
    @Amongoose06 Před 3 lety +912

    Damn this guy is quick with it lol clapback game strong af 😂😂

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +23

      Hey thanks so much. Hit that subscribe and notification bell for more. I just had a mma fighter heckle me in Virginia:
      czcams.com/video/lnGiGUTMDHY/video.html

    • @markmcallan973
      @markmcallan973 Před 3 lety +4

      yeah dude he's a gunslinger for sure!

    • @John-gp9qf
      @John-gp9qf Před 3 lety

      He is good at his job!
      Don't act like he is the funny guy at work. This is his trade, profession, vocation, art.

    • @John-gp9qf
      @John-gp9qf Před 3 lety

      @Gold Talon well... One would assume all the comedians are funny, I know in the beginning, one or two are not. I am going to assume that they are all on Par with him.

    • @HZRDification
      @HZRDification Před 3 lety

      @@John-gp9qf 'I am going to assume that they are all on par with him.' Yes, because that's how it works; everyone who does the same profession is perfectly equally skilled and we should never praise them. Seriously man, why did you feel the need to comment this shit?

  • @deedeeannash
    @deedeeannash Před 2 lety +8

    I am impressed. The talent it takes to get in that many burns on a drunk heckler and not be bitter! Very cool under pressure.

  • @custommusic2433
    @custommusic2433 Před rokem +3

    Brother for you to have her on the video at the end speaks volumes, you’re an awesome intellect and human being!!! Thank you 🙏

  • @o-normandy4476
    @o-normandy4476 Před 3 lety +4043

    this is why you should stay sober during a comic's show or you'll be grilled, or you can be drunk at your house.
    Edit: many people don't seem to grasp that this is just a joke because of the poor choices people make on youtube while at a comedy show while drunk.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +219

      Yea. Definitely. People gotta know their limit.

    • @dabendan79
      @dabendan79 Před 3 lety +6

      @@codyjwoods why are this heckler the same person frm the last video of yourw i watcged?

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +73

      @@dabendan79 Clearly not the same person. CLEARLY NOT.

    • @dabendan79
      @dabendan79 Před 3 lety +29

      @@codyjwoods oh...ok. also your videos are going viral, nice job on your videos and good work

    • @joeygonzales3815
      @joeygonzales3815 Před 3 lety +25

      Or just not open your mouth around ppl who roast mfers for a living 😂😂😂

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 Před 3 lety +653

    I'd be so embarrassed if I were her gf.

  • @nothingleft3473
    @nothingleft3473 Před 2 lety +6

    I wish when she said the girlfriend thing he'd replied, "oh now I'm really turned on!"
    This was hilarious!! 🤣

  • @jakkakasunset5485
    @jakkakasunset5485 Před 2 lety +14

    If I didn't have a massive headache, I'd be laughing my ass off
    Top 10 anime comebacks

  • @dahat1992
    @dahat1992 Před 3 lety +613

    I absolutely LOVE the 1-2 punch of her going 0-100 with that suicide reference, then immediately getting blasted. Absolutely deserved, and so amazing to see.

  • @PreacherLawson
    @PreacherLawson Před 3 lety +1706

    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +182

      Heeeeyyy look who it is. Thanks Preacher.

    • @nielbezuidenhout1074
      @nielbezuidenhout1074 Před 3 lety +1

      Preacher, you got Jones or Ngannou?

    • @smxygoat
      @smxygoat Před 3 lety +3

      Aye its preachererer

    • @redshotgun4510
      @redshotgun4510 Před 3 lety +1

      Howdy preacher nice to see you here how are things ?

    • @yourfaveditorval
      @yourfaveditorval Před 2 lety +1

      Hey preacher hows ur grandma? Is she still not afraid of dying?

  • @bovinicide
    @bovinicide Před 2 lety

    This is just quality! It's literally like seeing an olympian winning the gold with such ease that it inspires you to think you can do it but realistically you know it takes a ton of hard work, rejection failure, and a generous helping of talent.. then you think, I'll leave it to the pros. And yes, the man has class at the end! Cody FTW! Subscribed!

  • @frankblack2020
    @frankblack2020 Před 3 lety +481

    Cool how she actually added to the show by trying to disrespect it. Well handled, and very funny comebacks to her drunken bs. Thanks for sharing!

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +13

      Thanks Frank. You might like this recent upload as well that I"ll paste below. Hit subscribe and that notification bell for future clips:
      czcams.com/video/lnGiGUTMDHY/video.html

  • @OrtegaSauce
    @OrtegaSauce Před 2 lety +213

    He actually ANNIHILATED her. I don't think I've seen a heckler get roasted so quickly

  • @MisterFaulkner84
    @MisterFaulkner84 Před rokem +3

    Really cool that you played nice with her at the end. People don't realize how hard your job is. Great jokes, keep them coming

  • @maryalice5772
    @maryalice5772 Před 2 lety

    Dude I love your humour. So naturally funny without even trying. Mad love all the way from Nairobi, Kenya

  • @tharunnivek3041
    @tharunnivek3041 Před 3 lety +197

    I admire how the comedian handles that heckler in a cool way

    • @camihl3841
      @camihl3841 Před 2 lety +4

      In a cool way? Humiliating her with sexual jokes in front of everyone?

    • @tharunnivek3041
      @tharunnivek3041 Před 2 lety +12

      @@camihl3841 You get what you deserve that woman was drunk and disturbing the show and ranting that she could take the comedian's crowd within minutes but our guy handled her and humiliated her for her stupid behaviour and rudeness she was clearly disturbing everyone's mood there so he turned her down. According to you disturbing a professional's show is okay which he uses to make money but humiliating a drunk woman with sexual jokes is not okay

    • @sendona1288
      @sendona1288 Před 2 lety +1

      Cami HL isn’t his job to make jokes

    • @ptbro3334
      @ptbro3334 Před 2 lety +3

      @@camihl3841 She signed up for it

    • @camihl3841
      @camihl3841 Před 2 lety

      @@tharunnivek3041 "According to you disturbing a professional's show is ok" ??? I know you like having things put in your mouth but don't put words in mine

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před 3 lety +284

    "this is my husband's wife" wait....what?

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +48

      So sauced.

    • @babasemka
      @babasemka Před 3 lety

      Are you deaf? Can you read? Yeah, I thought so as well.

    • @HA-ug4qu
      @HA-ug4qu Před 3 lety +6

      @@babasemka please explain what a "husband wife" is

    • @babasemka
      @babasemka Před 3 lety

      @@HA-ug4qu that's not the point.

    • @HA-ug4qu
      @HA-ug4qu Před 3 lety +9

      @@babasemka wtf just explain the meaning of that if u know I'm actually curious

  • @viable3589
    @viable3589 Před 2 lety +3

    This man is just effortlessly funny. I love these kinds of comedians.

  • @dougfoster445
    @dougfoster445 Před 2 lety

    That was so good. Best response to heckler I’ve ever seen. He was so confident

  • @AJK666007
    @AJK666007 Před 3 lety +270

    CZcams alogrithm is a blessing sometimes. I don't know why this was recommended to me but it was hilarious. Much love from India, Cody.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +15

      Wow. India! Thanks for commenting!

    • @BSTFOREVR567
      @BSTFOREVR567 Před 2 lety

      Agreed just found this vid in my recommended 😂

  • @willard39
    @willard39 Před 2 lety +488

    She seemed like a good sport, though. Props to her for taking her schooling well.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 2 lety +50

      Yep

    • @jasonjansen9831
      @jasonjansen9831 Před 2 lety +3

      @@codyjwoods She was drunk right? Seems kinda drunk at the end.

    • @CannibalOX99
      @CannibalOX99 Před 2 lety +14

      @@jasonjansen9831 yea she literally says "I'm not sober" lol

    • @leaf2180
      @leaf2180 Před 2 lety +4

      @BippB doubtful. This felt scripted tbh.

  • @whitelily1122
    @whitelily1122 Před 9 měsíci +1

    “You’ll be my 13 reasons why. That I have HIV?” got me cracking up and wheezing on the floor I swear 😂😂😂

  • @alyssahamlett
    @alyssahamlett Před 2 lety +1

    😂😂 ur great w the hecklers. I'd watch a whole show of roasting the audience

  • @JohnSmith-tz7iy
    @JohnSmith-tz7iy Před 3 lety +416

    I saw you on the chocolate sunday video talking about poor black people and poor white people that shit was hilarious and this was too, you're really good man.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +18

      Thanks John. Please hit that subscribe and notification bell and my Instagram @codyjwoods
      Recent video you might like:
      czcams.com/video/lnGiGUTMDHY/video.html

    • @Jerzeejaylive
      @Jerzeejaylive Před 3 lety +1

      That was fucking hilarious. With 12 years experience I know he’s got a few more levels in em. I wanted to see him go nuclear on this bigmouth bass.

  • @cold_static
    @cold_static Před 3 lety +146

    "I'm not sober"

  • @MsLoveSongs1
    @MsLoveSongs1 Před rokem

    I just love live jokes, like literally the best ones is born on the spot! love it

  • @Harmoniiiiii
    @Harmoniiiiii Před 2 lety +9

    “You’re a lesbian, I know you’ve never had a man behind you”
    *You destroyed her!*

  • @gregory290081
    @gregory290081 Před 3 lety +1159

    Women: "I Quit"
    Ladies and gentlemen, the wage gap....

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +98

      LOL

    • @scarlips1995
      @scarlips1995 Před 3 lety +40

      Even worse! They also claim that by working less hours on average that they're owed the same amount as their harder-working counterparts.... some of these women are wildin'.

    • @guyfawkes578
      @guyfawkes578 Před 3 lety +64

      A woman came up to me while I was working construction...grabbed my hammer and exclaimed: "I can build things"! I retorted with: "the only thing women can build is credit card debt".

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +18

      @@guyfawkes578 lol

    • @guyfawkes578
      @guyfawkes578 Před 3 lety +9

      @@codyjwoodsYou'll appreciate the quick witted humor this comedian had. Years ago I was Gary Fields comedy club in Battle Creek with my friend and his girlfriend...we were in the front row, the comedian asked my friends gf to give him a word...any word and he will make a hilarious joke out of it. She said: "apple"...the comedian retorted: "that's what a hair lipped guy calls someone he doesn't like".

  • @outlawdawnllc
    @outlawdawnllc Před 3 lety +135

    Glad to see the man behind her was eager to corroborate. THAT is a stand up guy

  • @walterkgwedi7205
    @walterkgwedi7205 Před 2 lety

    Massive respect for your composure

  • @OponthLotha
    @OponthLotha Před 2 lety +1

    I want to thank her for giving us the opportunity to have this clip

  • @robertnovak3827
    @robertnovak3827 Před 3 lety +73

    Wow she is so delusional. Never mess with a professional stand up.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +12

      You’d be surprised how many there are of this type

  • @josephsalmonte4995
    @josephsalmonte4995 Před 2 lety +60

    Verbally picking a fight with a comedian is like climbing into the ring with a pro boxer. Your drunk mind says you'll win. But us spectators know what's gonna go down 🤣

  • @donel77642
    @donel77642 Před 2 lety

    I love your quick wits man!...That sh!t wasn't even scripted....Awesome! and funny as hell!!!..🤣😂🤣

  • @hexagonshorts2186
    @hexagonshorts2186 Před rokem +1

    Trying to heckle a comedian is like challenging a NAVY seal to a nerf war

  • @user-xj3bz8wr6e
    @user-xj3bz8wr6e Před 2 lety +56

    You know a comedian is good when he makes you laugh behind a screen

  • @jakerice9172
    @jakerice9172 Před 3 lety +208

    How the hell does this only have 6k views I watched the whole thing and figured It had millions, you’re a genius this was great

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +14

      Thanks Jake. I’ve been asked on a few videos and I’m thinking the algorithm has never favored me. Possibly even shadow banned. Maybe it’ll change as I post more.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +3

      Also, here is a new one you might like: czcams.com/video/lnGiGUTMDHY/video.html

    • @shawna1278
      @shawna1278 Před 3 lety +3

      I was wondering the same!

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +3

      @@shawna1278 Thanks for watching Shawna.

    • @shawna1278
      @shawna1278 Před 3 lety +1

      @@codyjwoods thank you!! Keep up the amazing work! Hope to see more of you soon!

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 Před 2 lety +2

    Love how you went fishing and kept catching a bite.

  • @professord.dragon3591
    @professord.dragon3591 Před 3 lety +64

    You are an angel to give captions. Coz public recordings can get noisy sometimes. But you killed it man. 🙌🙌💥💥

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +7

      I wish I had my good camera for this moment. Glad you enjoyed.

    • @professord.dragon3591
      @professord.dragon3591 Před 3 lety +10

      @@codyjwoods Even if you do use good cameras, please don't stop adding captions. It's harder to understand the hidden jokes that you guys pull off to people who are not American (language barrier).
      Continue being this awesome. Have a nice day. 🤟🙌

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +6

      @@professord.dragon3591 great advice

  • @emmettredding1
    @emmettredding1 Před 3 lety +75

    I can only imagine, as I am not a comedian...but I would think by watching these clips that a good comedian would secretly encourage hecklers!! It's like they are providing free material for the audience to laugh at. That way the material they have been working on can be saved for another show!!

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +19

      Precisely Emmett..... oops I mean sssshhhhh

    • @Chase11211
      @Chase11211 Před 3 lety +7

      No it can totally fuck with their flow.. and it’s not about “saving” material .. they’re up their perfecting the material they do have. Hecklers are cancer.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +8

      @@Chase11211 This is the truth. I'd much rather work on material that will last me down the road than deal with a heckler... however I do enjoy the moment and it can serve me well if it moment is recorded. They are cancer but I prefer to have an offensive set of mind when the interruptions do happen. Kind of a "wish a m-ther f-ker would type of mentality".

    • @Chase11211
      @Chase11211 Před 3 lety +5

      @@codyjwoods got em in the chamber ... I feel you. When live comedy is allowed again , head to La. I’ll be there. Quiet as hell.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +2

      @@Chase11211 definitely. I love Louisiana

  • @jeremymorton2927
    @jeremymorton2927 Před 2 lety +1

    Ngl this dude is really skilled to be able to think of those so quickly! Cheers for him

  • @ItsLarry-in1jq
    @ItsLarry-in1jq Před 2 lety +5

    Right at the end when she says she's so sober and she says she's not sober, that was the best "your such an idiot and you can prove it" moment

  • @victoriamorgan7188
    @victoriamorgan7188 Před 3 lety +132

    I like how unimpressed you were like go on take your shot, this is your moment lol. I like it when hecklers get ripped to shreds, even women. You were very nice to that poor dumb lady.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +26

      It’s a rare form of justice where the inconvenient people in society finally get their’s.

    • @sabrinastarks7868
      @sabrinastarks7868 Před 3 lety +4

      @@codyjwoods wonderfully put...definitely waiting for this phenomena to go worldwide

    • @shanebone13
      @shanebone13 Před 3 lety +13

      "Even women". Lmao, what an odd comment.

    • @victoriamorgan7188
      @victoriamorgan7188 Před 3 lety +3

      @@shanebone13 Why is it odd? Comedians get a lot of criticism if they go after a female heckler that won't shut up and is ruining the show.

    • @Drexxaal
      @Drexxaal Před 3 lety

      @@codyjwoods baby the only shame is u r right! It is rare! U did a beautiful job placing that Dumb drunk bitch! N thank u!

  • @mascottie
    @mascottie Před 3 lety +25

    I love when he gets heckled because he shows no mercy on them 😂

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +2

      Thanks Mascottie. I was just in Cincinnati again last week and had a similar situation but she wasn’t much of a sport after. She got kicked out. I recorded it.

  • @humblemonkm61
    @humblemonkm61 Před 3 měsíci

    I don't know why I enjoy watching hecklers trainwreck into a comedian on stage. Loved this!😂❤

  • @skape4069
    @skape4069 Před 2 lety

    I love everything about this video, I'm subscribing 😂😂
    You rock, Cody!

  • @rendevoir4736
    @rendevoir4736 Před 2 lety

    Where you have been all my life??? This is solid gold.

  • @sashaozerov3827
    @sashaozerov3827 Před 2 lety +74

    Damn I don't usually laugh at these but this had me smiling and chuckling all the way though. Easiest subscribe ever

  • @WOLFGANG634
    @WOLFGANG634 Před 2 lety +21

    Lmao I love the random guy for coming up to clarify that he was the man seated behind the heckler 😭😂😂-My type of petty 🤣

  • @casmar2042
    @casmar2042 Před rokem +5

    "Well I had to have some sort of comeback."
    "I had to have some sort of come."
    She's actually funny lol

  • @GhostFaceisHigh
    @GhostFaceisHigh Před rokem +1

    love that you talked to them after lol

  • @leagueG5
    @leagueG5 Před 3 lety +48

    Damn. Cody shut it down effortlessly. One of the flyest things I ever did see. #LegendaryShit 🙌👏🙌👏

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +1

      Ha thanks for the view. Feel free to share it but don't get fired of course doing it.

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 Před 2 lety +23

    “You don’t want that”
    Oh honey... that’s when they are on their best. Slapping drunk fools is a talent they are born with

  • @moosmya
    @moosmya Před rokem

    loveeee the ending lmao wasn’t expecting it

  • @dredpool3927
    @dredpool3927 Před rokem +4

    2:16 goddamn he torched the FUCK outta her💀

  • @eshmeharsingh3106
    @eshmeharsingh3106 Před 3 lety +80

    The fact that you are still replying to every comment makes me respect you more....keep up the good work more power to you ✊

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +7

      Trying to do what I can. Thanks for watching.

  • @A.I.R.2016
    @A.I.R.2016 Před 3 lety +24

    Everytime i think I might possibly, maybe, be able to do standup I watch someone like you handle a heckler and realize...nope...your job is to laugh and buy tickets 🤣

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +3

      It takes a lot of years.

    • @A.I.R.2016
      @A.I.R.2016 Před 3 lety +3

      @@codyjwoods yes it does. I chose to have children instead....I'll never do better then those 2 punchlines.😏

    • @dddeadlift
      @dddeadlift Před 3 lety +1

      Try it

    • @A.I.R.2016
      @A.I.R.2016 Před 3 lety +3

      @@dddeadlift I should when this covid thing wraps up......its never too late right?

    • @dddeadlift
      @dddeadlift Před 3 lety +4

      @@A.I.R.2016 Write your 5 min Material - Record it with your iphone -watch it and repeat it. Yeah it’s never to late. Good luck ✊🏾

  • @traida111
    @traida111 Před rokem +1

    it was nice to see the clip after showing what type of person she was, gives a bit of context as to why she had a big mouth. so for showing us the roasting and post conversation as well I just want to say thank you for allowing me to see it, because of your efforts that was possible, and i will subscribe for that.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před rokem +1

      Be sure to hit the bell for more.

  • @brunosouza4758
    @brunosouza4758 Před rokem

    I’m glad she took it with good spirit and chatted with ya in the end - good sport

  • @arthurthekyogre9155
    @arthurthekyogre9155 Před 2 lety +6

    You know this guy is not just an awesome comedian, but also an awesome youtuber when he not only hearts the comments on his video 3 years later, but also takes the time to reply to them, cheers to you mate

  • @gailpippin9761
    @gailpippin9761 Před 3 lety +10

    "I'm not sober!"
    "No shit, girl!"

  • @eternalsunshinealways
    @eternalsunshinealways Před 2 lety +2

    i love how people think they can just take over the show but last time i checked they weren’t the ones holding the microphone but you’re amazing man i died laughing thank you 😂

  • @sarawilliams815
    @sarawilliams815 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂 I needed this

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 Před 3 lety +10

    That was a masterclass in dealing with a heckler! Kudos dude! Wish you nothing but great success! 😜👍🏽

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks so much. Got more coming on this channel once the 10k hits.

  • @Yamikaiba123
    @Yamikaiba123 Před 3 lety +12

    "I'm the guy who was behind her."
    Mr. Posterity, right here, for sticking around.

  • @LornFortheForlorn
    @LornFortheForlorn Před rokem

    8 months later, still pure CZcams Gold

  • @akidim13
    @akidim13 Před 2 lety

    Great on the fly comedy , it’s always the funniest, because it’s genuine and just plain funny , you did a great job sir !

  • @haleighyoung5413
    @haleighyoung5413 Před 3 lety +7

    Cody woods. You are one of my favorite comedians ever. And I love how quick you are at come backs. Your videos are absolutely amazing.

  • @samhain81
    @samhain81 Před 3 lety +6

    'Yeah you sound divorced' Single best quick retort I've ever heard from a comedian.

  • @biggs805
    @biggs805 Před rokem +5

    It's sad how people can't take jokes anymore 😂😆

  • @TheFanBoy1233
    @TheFanBoy1233 Před rokem +1

    This is what I like to see. Seeing a heckler get put in their place. I would’ve been dying and eating my wings lol 😂. Earned a sub man keep up the good work ❤.

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před rokem +1

      Thanks for the sub. Be sure to hit that bell too cause my vids get hidden from my subs.

  • @jelica9475
    @jelica9475 Před 3 lety +4

    A true comedian! Most can not improv like this! I've seen several of your clips and they are all great. This one, however, made me laugh so hard I have it saved to replay for those not so great days. Should be shown in all classes about self-esteem issues and mental health!

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety

      Haha that’s a good idea unless she’s in one of those classes.

  • @drewharper1891
    @drewharper1891 Před 2 lety +8

    Dude you are absolutely funny as hell! The fact you can just come up with these things to her, on the spot, is incredible. So glad I found you, Cody, subscribed! 🙏😂🤣

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 2 lety +2

      Thanks Drew.

    • @drewharper1891
      @drewharper1891 Před 2 lety +1

      @@codyjwoods Hell yeah, just speaking the truth brother, you are hilarious! 😂🤘👊

  • @esahoosa
    @esahoosa Před 2 lety +2

    This was absolutely gold my friend 🔥

  • @melkroll6962
    @melkroll6962 Před rokem +1

    I was having a rough few days but this did indeed put a smile on my face

  • @oscarinacan
    @oscarinacan Před 3 lety +29

    wasn't aware elijah wood was doing standup now. good job

    • @codyjwoods
      @codyjwoods  Před 3 lety +8

      Solid.

    • @chloekit4861
      @chloekit4861 Před 3 lety

      @@codyjwoods the sarcastic rating the comments dude lmfao 😂😂😂