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  • Suck my Gnoblars
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Komentáře • 387

  • @Okoii
    @Okoii  Před 2 lety +878

    Happy Sexy Ogre Valentines day everyone, you're never alone when you have the Maw

  • @DerKommentator1337
    @DerKommentator1337 Před 2 lety +1406

    "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?"
    "Nagnoblarchines, son."
    *flexes unbreakable skill*
    "They don't rout in response to physical trauma."

    • @joaquinflores6318
      @joaquinflores6318 Před 2 lety +47

      Take your like and get out of my sight

    • @smileybones9172
      @smileybones9172 Před 2 lety +51

      Standing here, I realize. These gnoblars are just like me, tryna to make history!

    • @toniodu371200
      @toniodu371200 Před 2 lety +12

      Can't destroy something already destroyed
      - Ogre tyran talking about gnoblars mental health

    • @thatonewolfguy
      @thatonewolfguy Před 2 lety +7

      WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL DOOMSTACKS HERE, JACK

    • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
      @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 Před 2 lety +4

      @@thatonewolfguy can't fret over every gnoblards!

  • @AggressiveLemur
    @AggressiveLemur Před 2 lety +638

    The sheer fucking avalanche of pointy sticks being thrown at kugath was hilarious.

  • @ryomakai
    @ryomakai Před 2 lety +641

    Their way of throwing knifes remind me of "Random bullshit go!" meme

    • @sassyviking6003
      @sassyviking6003 Před 2 lety +118

      I mean, that is literally what it is. They are all knives in game because of modeling limitations. But on tabletop their shooting attack was "thrown scrap". So any rocks, weapons, or jagged pieces of metal they could get their grubby little mits on.

    • @timfox21
      @timfox21 Před 2 lety +60

      It was always a meme that a noble knight of the Empire, trained in the way of the blade for decades, might meet his hand with a fork through the helmet visor flung by a gnoblar.

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 Před 2 lety +25

      @@sassyviking6003 The german version was even better, it was literally "pointy stuff".

    • @salgoragarus5854
      @salgoragarus5854 Před rokem +2

      I feel like that’s what tzeentch would say

  • @TonyFireDragon
    @TonyFireDragon Před 2 lety +830

    Me: having no plans for Valentine’s Day
    Okoii: care to have some gnoblars in these trying times?
    Me, wiping tears from my face: yes….

  • @9pmInTokyo
    @9pmInTokyo Před 2 lety +142

    “When outnumbered by many, make sure to have Gnoblars at the ready.”

    • @EMan-1920
      @EMan-1920 Před 2 lety +12

      "Sun Tzu said that!" -Soldier

  • @techpriestsalok8119
    @techpriestsalok8119 Před 2 lety +78

    Honestly the sight of gnoblars killing ogres in mass has got to be the scariest thing any ogre has ever seen given how many gnoblars are in every ogre camp.

    • @leonardogomez8812
      @leonardogomez8812 Před rokem +18

      To be fair, the reason why the Gnoblars are unbreakable is because of the big name that the tyrant has, insinuating that they're more worried about what the tyrant will do to them if they lose than dying lol

  • @manticore6963
    @manticore6963 Před 2 lety +417

    To be fair...I had a Warhammer Fantasy RPG session yesterday where my players hired a bunch of Gnoblars as cannon fodder.
    Those fuckers did more damage than the thief and the low level-wizard and even managed to kill the enemy shaman when he was running away. I respect Gnoblar.

    • @brokenloadorder7710
      @brokenloadorder7710 Před 2 lety +57

      Fingers crossed someone does a Gnoblar Hordes/Unwashed Masses modded faction after launch. Would be hilarious.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind Před 2 lety +7

      @@brokenloadorder7710 you mean with peasants?

    • @pabloramos8749
      @pabloramos8749 Před 2 lety +5

      @@brokenloadorder7710 I know the reply comes 5 months late but it has been done! and it will be playable on campaign when assembly kit releases

    • @brokenloadorder7710
      @brokenloadorder7710 Před 2 lety +3

      @@pabloramos8749
      I saw that! I'd never been so proud of the modding community as I was when they added those useless little buggers in to the mix.

  • @BigRocker-ot2yw
    @BigRocker-ot2yw Před 2 lety +793

    I was expecting a fire belly doomstack or a lead belcher doomstack. This is a surprise but a welcome one.

    • @Okoii
      @Okoii  Před 2 lety +209

      Lead belchers are next for sure, i got delayed because of the Slaanesh doomstack

    • @BigRocker-ot2yw
      @BigRocker-ot2yw Před 2 lety +8

      @@Okoii no problem man! Just don't forget to upload warhammer 3 content when Elden Ring is released😉

    • @hamsterminator
      @hamsterminator Před 2 lety +1

      To be sure

    • @scrappybristol2011
      @scrappybristol2011 Před 2 lety +12

      Or Crushers or Stonehorns or Goregers…
      Ogre Kingdoms have a lot of fun toys to play with.

    • @BigRocker-ot2yw
      @BigRocker-ot2yw Před 2 lety +1

      @@scrappybristol2011 absolutely even the giga artillery which shreds Slaanesh single entities

  • @vanVoltaire
    @vanVoltaire Před 2 lety +210

    Petition to CA to make Gnoblar specialist Legendary Lord with Okoii voice acting.

  • @quint3ssent1a
    @quint3ssent1a Před 2 lety +64

    3:23
    Ku'gath probably was going to be buried under a sheer amount of rusty blades thrown his way.

    • @MaelRadec42
      @MaelRadec42 Před 2 lety +22

      In all of the diseases in Ku'gath's cauldron......tetanus was the one he forgot.....and the one that brings him down.
      Never underestimate the rusty poop knife.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Před 2 lety +5

      He just wanted the rusty blades for his nurglings, when he got them he just left.

  • @saxapwn1842
    @saxapwn1842 Před 2 lety +56

    The legendoftotalwar meme was perfect

  • @elijahschafer1274
    @elijahschafer1274 Před 2 lety +61

    I love Ku'gath's death animation, man just nopes out

  • @emytzu
    @emytzu Před 2 lety +25

    "Gnoblarkicker The Gnoblar Dad"
    I love these names.

  • @8bitbeeno
    @8bitbeeno Před 2 lety +60

    >wait until ogre embargo ends
    >only use glorified goblin archers
    Based as always

  • @frogridge
    @frogridge Před 2 lety +21

    i love that the gnoblars "ranged" attack is just lobbing swords

  • @link670
    @link670 Před 2 lety +114

    Okoii eagerly awaits the day the ogres drop so he can showcase an army of exactly one ogre.
    Expectations masterfully subverted.

  • @sassyviking6003
    @sassyviking6003 Před 2 lety +43

    I was even just thinking this morning that I would loove to see a gnoblar crapstack since they can get unbreakable. Honestly they shooting is short range but that is respectable damage.

  • @climax050
    @climax050 Před 2 lety +13

    The names always get me, it’s always one in the middle and then the last one. I lost it at “emergency orge ammo” and broke out giggling at “gnot a gnoblin” 😂😂

  • @jimjam275
    @jimjam275 Před 2 lety +8

    Just one man(eater) and his favourite (thousand) gnoblar(s).

  • @jamiesonwood
    @jamiesonwood Před 2 lety +49

    I've been waiting so long to see Okoii play the ogres! Finally, some bloody good memes

  • @emperormoisture218
    @emperormoisture218 Před 2 lety +49

    I can’t tell which gnoblar okoii is in that crowd

  • @thelordofturtles6956
    @thelordofturtles6956 Před 2 lety +172

    It's good to see that auto-resolve continues to undervalue missile attacks even in the WHIII. Never change CA, never change.

    • @itinerantspark1658
      @itinerantspark1658 Před 2 lety +20

      Undervalue??? I’ve always felt it way overvalued missile units.

    • @raptorrise8537
      @raptorrise8537 Před 2 lety +5

      Genoese Crossbowmen: Allow me to introduce myself!

    • @sigmar5705
      @sigmar5705 Před 2 lety

      play tzeentch and see how overvalued they are

    • @Vanadium
      @Vanadium Před 2 lety +2

      @@sigmar5705 are they? hear different story's from mates who play tzeentch, they must always play boring battles because the AI will lose them. They win without any sweet.

    • @sigmar5705
      @sigmar5705 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Vanadium I can auto resolve survival battles and minor settlement battles while losing almost 0 pink horrors. every unit takes damage except the pink horrors.

  • @sren933
    @sren933 Před 2 lety +9

    Theyre literally annihilating everything by throwing sticks at it.
    It's fucking adorable

  • @NateCummings
    @NateCummings Před 2 lety +8

    Gnibble My Gnoblar Gnob, Gnokoii

  • @Pyroadhog
    @Pyroadhog Před 2 lety +8

    “Its time for the moment you’ve been waiting for”

  • @adc1222
    @adc1222 Před 2 lety +9

    Wow I definitely wasn't expecting a psychicpebbles reference at 3:18 but of all factions I think Nurgle fits them the most

  • @indigodegelder
    @indigodegelder Před 2 lety +10

    wow those stats are actually really impresive for such little dudes, considering they are unbreakable and 160 a squad.

  • @trazyntheinfinite9895
    @trazyntheinfinite9895 Před 2 lety +4

    1:29 The face and stillnes of that one agre had me rolling on the floor

  • @wesliechung3216
    @wesliechung3216 Před 2 lety +62

    The wait is ogre, happy to see you playing something you've been waiting for 🙂

  • @blanck7457
    @blanck7457 Před 2 lety +9

    3:16 CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD

  • @OleNesie
    @OleNesie Před 2 lety +9

    In my ogres campaign i was surprised how well these little dudes do, i found way more uses for them rather than just simple cannon fodder

    • @leonardogomez8812
      @leonardogomez8812 Před rokem

      They might be better now in the immortal empires campaign than in the realms of chaos one, if you take pigbarter as Greasus, you're able to build an army building that give all gnoblars poison attacks. Throw in the unbreakable status and they might outclass even gorgers lol

  • @Boxfortress
    @Boxfortress Před 2 lety +5

    This song is permanently stuck in my head. Slayers and Ogers... Slayer Ogers needs to be a modded unit now

  • @Masquerade1200
    @Masquerade1200 Před 2 lety +34

    Finally Okoii's dream doomstack

  • @Jinyo1
    @Jinyo1 Před 2 lety +2

    The legendary Gnoblar Dad - "WELL, WHAT IS IT?"

  • @matt6273
    @matt6273 Před 2 lety +16

    Anyone else notice there’s two units of Tiny Green Ogres?

    • @Kaimariification
      @Kaimariification Před 2 lety +1

      Not only did I notice it, I went back and checked twice to make sure I wasn't imagining things. I'm guessing either it was done twice on purpose or was done at two different times and the first group survived instead of died before being replaced?

  • @Motolmang
    @Motolmang Před rokem +1

    Dude having so many Gnoblars throwing knives, pots, pans, and shit like this is like watching that video of that huge fight happening at that chinese restaurant where everyone is fighting but one guy is trying to eat

  • @RageKroc888
    @RageKroc888 Před 2 lety +4

    I just want a Gnoblar Legendary Lord to exist. That's all I want for Festag CA.

  • @goddagogeddagabbagool

    In every way shape and form, my favorite for every reason.
    The music choice, the timing with the music, the edits, the length, everything.

  • @mohdridhuanmdkamal8582
    @mohdridhuanmdkamal8582 Před 2 lety +4

    There's a special beauty in watching a swarm just... Swarming.

  • @NummiAFI
    @NummiAFI Před 2 lety +1

    Every video I manage to keep myself from bursting out laughing, until you show the names of the units. Something about your comedic creativity there just gets me every time.

  • @jbblades2835
    @jbblades2835 Před 2 lety +3

    The unending storm of knives is funny to see when its just bouncing off an enemy

  • @TheWhiteDragon3
    @TheWhiteDragon3 Před 2 lety +6

    Crapstacks have a special place in my heart, and the moment I saw that an Ogre Tyrant could get unbreakable on his Gnoblars, I immediately began awaiting Okoii's inevitable video. Great stuff, my dude!

  • @Sepulveda91
    @Sepulveda91 Před 2 lety +3

    Two Zach voice lines in a video featuring funny little creatures.

  • @iron7441
    @iron7441 Před 2 lety +1

    an absolute work of art my guy, keep it up!

  • @MeredithLikely
    @MeredithLikely Před 2 lety +1

    I can imagine the way they carry all that ammo is dragging a pillowcase full of clanking daggers.

  • @Krazy8ts
    @Krazy8ts Před 2 lety +3

    This is a masterpiece of editing every joke lands good stuff

  • @tenkontewl6105
    @tenkontewl6105 Před 2 lety +1

    I love it that the best way these literal goblins could think of to kill a dragon was knifes

  • @forgemastervahtar2703
    @forgemastervahtar2703 Před 2 lety +1

    The idea of unbreakable Gnoblars is absolutely hilarious to me.

  • @crazyc481
    @crazyc481 Před 2 lety

    This is truly some of his best work

  • @Klethna
    @Klethna Před 2 lety +5

    Love the music for this one. Very well done.

    • @NoReallyScotchCarp
      @NoReallyScotchCarp Před 2 lety

      What's the song?

    • @Klethna
      @Klethna Před 2 lety

      @@NoReallyScotchCarp It's in the description, but it is West coast, East Coast. By Telephunken

  • @charlesdbelt
    @charlesdbelt Před 2 lety +2

    Well, gotta name an Ogre General "Caveman Sam" now

  • @frostii2672
    @frostii2672 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so excited for the game to come out! I pre-ordered it almost 3 months ago so I've been waiting for a while

  • @warhound45
    @warhound45 Před 2 lety +10

    Mint work as always, Okoii. You should consider putting a score outta ten rating in your descriptions for these videos like you've done with a few others, let us know if the meme was worth the squeeze.

  • @tomk5204
    @tomk5204 Před 2 lety

    I love the fact you put a Smiling Friends meme in this vid. Just a great show

  • @ogresimping3246
    @ogresimping3246 Před 2 lety +7

    Look at those cute little gnobblars go! NOW GET IN MAH BELLY

  • @GingerBeard31
    @GingerBeard31 Před 2 lety +2

    Doomstack meme God Okoii continues to deliver prime content.

  • @PikaPWN91
    @PikaPWN91 Před 2 lety +1

    Okoii has been saving the Ogre memes in preparation for this day. Thanks for confirming Leadbelchers shoot over Gnoblars on reddit my dude

  • @CommodoreTyrannosaurusTux

    If I ever play Nurgle, I’ll eventually replace the LL with a Lord I’ll rename Dr. Thrax, because it is so hard to find a good doctor these days that’ll make house calls, but ah, Doctor Thrax still does!

  • @EtheEvil
    @EtheEvil Před 2 lety +1

    The Legend Cheese meme got me spewing breakfast all over my keyboard!!

  • @joshuanadeau9688
    @joshuanadeau9688 Před 2 lety +1

    The guy diving out the window at the end xD

  • @kekleon10
    @kekleon10 Před 2 lety

    I waited my whole life for this

  • @aznperson8
    @aznperson8 Před 2 lety +2

    "Ogre Fleshlights"
    *CONCERN*

  • @Kraykz
    @Kraykz Před 2 lety

    my all time favourite warhammer video

  • @MiguelAJzplaylist
    @MiguelAJzplaylist Před 2 lety

    You really woke up this morning and chose violence; I love it!!

  • @mikoaj3464
    @mikoaj3464 Před 2 lety

    That Dong Zhou smileing make laugh so much xD

  • @Thecourier2090
    @Thecourier2090 Před 2 lety

    This is so much better then I expected 5/5 video.

  • @TheMightyNaryar
    @TheMightyNaryar Před 2 lety +10

    That was what I was waiting for !

  • @HeightEnvy
    @HeightEnvy Před 2 lety +1

    They threw an entire flipping Bed Bath and Beyond worth of cutlery at Kugath!

  • @itinerantspark1658
    @itinerantspark1658 Před 2 lety

    Gnoblars really be throwing everything but the kitchen sink at em.
    Cause the sinks go in the scrap launchers :)

  • @zombiethezerker
    @zombiethezerker Před 2 lety

    Dude the sheer amount of knives being lobbed is amazing

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 Před 2 lety +6

    You can just feel the excitement on Okoii as he selects the ogre kingdom :P

  • @dudmans1216
    @dudmans1216 Před 2 lety +4

    The first of many to come

  • @capmar-vell92returns20
    @capmar-vell92returns20 Před 2 lety +1

    The perfect Valentine's day gift doesn't exi-

  • @Brent_Martin
    @Brent_Martin Před 2 lety

    Ok I left that Gnoblar doomstack comment on Indie's video but I didn't think the mad lad would do it! Love these videos!

  • @dhaz4455
    @dhaz4455 Před 2 lety

    Legend of TotalWar knowledge has never been better used before

  • @arthurdawance1165
    @arthurdawance1165 Před 2 lety +15

    We need a Gnoblar FLC lord with Brag the Gutsman, having it work like Skarsnik (Ogre debuff and Gnoblar buff)
    Lord: Gnoblar Headhoncho
    Hero: Gnoblar Woodgut, Scalp Gnobblar (Maw, Beast)
    Units:
    Scrappers: Armoured and Anti Armour
    Sword Gnoblar: Anti Large
    Gnoblar Piggyback Rider: Cav.?
    BloodGnoblar: Elite Fighter

    • @Turnil321
      @Turnil321 Před 2 lety

      Let's first see if we get the hobgoblin warlord.

  • @thomascampbell1282
    @thomascampbell1282 Před 2 lety

    always love to see you channeling the Cheeselord himself

  • @JonConnington95
    @JonConnington95 Před 2 lety

    The smilling friends and hellbenders references were the just 👌

  • @arubberduckofwar8415
    @arubberduckofwar8415 Před 2 lety

    I've been waiting for this

  • @RobRIPDG
    @RobRIPDG Před 2 lety +1

    The smiling friends references make me smile.
    How sick was season 1
    Damn and hell benders one

  • @TheBUSHxPPL
    @TheBUSHxPPL Před 2 lety +1

    That 3:20 psychicpebbles audio bit. Lmao

  • @thekinginyellowhastur9244

    Who would win?
    Massive dragon, protector of cathay
    14 million thrown rusty knives

  • @SamuraiMorshu
    @SamuraiMorshu Před 2 lety

    Fitting Charlie was present in the battle, Gnoblars being funny little critters and all

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 Před 2 lety +6

    Kind of makes me wonder who would win: The Gnoblardoomstack or the Goblindoomstack. Goblins get armour, shields, better overall stats and explosive arrows. Gnoblars get unbreakable and the advantage of Trappers being viable both in melee and having a decent ranged attack (plus the slow-down thing for whatever it's worth).

    • @Batton
      @Batton Před 2 lety +4

      Grom's goblins are almost unbreakable with all the buffs, the goblins would win for sure imo

    • @AGloriusCrushingz
      @AGloriusCrushingz Před 2 lety +4

      @@Batton Yeah Grom's gobbos are a serious doomstack in and of themselves, they'd make mincemeat of Trappers with AoE arrow attacks imo

  • @jasonhemphill6980
    @jasonhemphill6980 Před 2 lety

    Omg. A hell benders clip? You're a legend.

  • @ToastyMcGrath
    @ToastyMcGrath Před rokem

    "Ogre Fleshlights." Man, just when you thought the Gnoblar life couldn't get any worse...

  • @ash12181987
    @ash12181987 Před 2 lety

    Alternative Title: Gnoblarkicker Yoloing into battle, with this angry carpet that throws knives behind him

  • @Theo-ou6sq
    @Theo-ou6sq Před 2 lety

    Wooooo thats what weve been waiting for babyyyyy

  • @theschisack
    @theschisack Před 2 lety

    This has been the only thing I wanted best Valentines ever!

  • @thegunshow7600
    @thegunshow7600 Před 2 lety

    Love it 🤣
    To quite Hot Fuzz: "Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery"

  • @FurtherReadingTV
    @FurtherReadingTV Před 2 lety +2

    I linked this in my request to take paid leave at work for the WH3 launch. My boss told me to take all the time I need. Thanks Okoii!

    • @TheCrepper98
      @TheCrepper98 Před 2 lety

      If that's true your boss is legend or did you perhaps... do some more speeecial favours😏

    • @FurtherReadingTV
      @FurtherReadingTV Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheCrepper98 he said something like "you've clearly been under a lot of pressure, take as much time as you need to get better."

  • @Andrew-bi1qs
    @Andrew-bi1qs Před 2 lety

    That fart sounds gets me everytime.

  • @Farquaad3rd
    @Farquaad3rd Před 2 lety

    The bop from the slayer stack returns

  • @adamnowicki1425
    @adamnowicki1425 Před 2 lety

    1:48 gnobby the house elf - that's pretty spicy reference :D

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak4671 Před 2 lety

    3:25
    This is like this Potato & Bath yeeting scene from *Text To Speech Advice* .

  • @swat6591
    @swat6591 Před 2 lety

    I can't believe that this mad man did it

  • @Khorothis
    @Khorothis Před 2 lety

    That horizontal rain of trash is absolutely hilarious

  • @AximandTheCursed
    @AximandTheCursed Před 2 lety +2

    "Ogre Fleshlights"
    Dude, I swear, the names alone are worth watching all your videos for! Too good!

  • @trolltollz1317
    @trolltollz1317 Před 11 měsíci

    Ogre fleshlights got me lol, too good.