Modi - The Best Way To Pick Up Women
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
- #Modi on what he learned during his flight to #Germany and why #astrology is the key to a woman's heart.
Modi stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2012.
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In 2014, I flew into Germany on the way to Israel. Because the plane didn't park at the terminal we had to take a bus to the terminal. So there I was, packed onto a bus with the other passengers (mostly Israelis) as we drove by the outer perimeter of the airport surrounded by a fence topped with barbed wire and displaying signs in German. It was entirely normal for an airport, but very unconfortable anyway. I couldn't wait to get on my connecting flight. I know that most Germans are good people, but still. The damage was done and it will stick for a very VERY long time.
Never Forget! Never Forgive!
You have arrived at terminal F. It is heavily secured due to a terrorist attack back in 1970. After this attack terminal F was build to secure all passengers flying in and out from Ben Gurion. Oh and by the way, I like Modi but his Munich bashing was pretty lame. And we have a pretty vivid Jewish Community Center in Munich with a beautiful shul. A must see. Come and visit us.
Are you an Indian and have you clicked on this video reading the name MODI? 😀😀
Modi modi modi modi mOdI
Yep.
What does modi mean kumar?
@@itsyagirlindica3505 our prime Minister... of india.
@@itsyagirlindica3505 Modi is the surname of our Prime Minister in India. He just won the second term election with a huge huge margin.
So hard to find more stuff on this guy because of his name...
lmao
Modi how would you know to pick up women
2:10 to the point
My mom's a Virgo lol. She's very quiet around ppl. And she's very nice.
Came here for Narendra Modi. Guess Indian clickbait
That Lufthansa stuff sounded made up. If you do that make it at least somehow comical, this were just stereotypes basically.
626 THOUSAND subscribers ...... 221 likes shows you this level of comedy
3:24 lumpy space princess, suddenly
I'm from Munich xD
Sorry!
This was pretty good!
"I learned how to say Germany in german."
Goes on to show he didn't.
I don't think you got it
I do think so. I am from Germany and he says it as wrong as most of the people from english speaking countries. It is not "Deutscheland" it's "Deutschland".
@@ApsaraMenaka Man muss dazu sagen dass die Ammies die meisten Worte nicht korrekt aussprechen können (englische Worte auch, ab und an), also von daher. XD
He said it right, just the last time he said Deutscheland... Anyway, joke was lame though
Duped by name modi i thought it was about our p.m .gig was average.
Modi, you are brilliant.
It's a reupload
God bless these auto-generated captions. They really make the prospect of an AI- driven apocalypse seem much less likely.
Or at the very least, way funnie r xD
@@anishia don't worry I'm here to like your cm
@@mahdihiro9975 D'aww, that's nice of you but ultimately unnecessary. I post to support the channels I like, not for personal validation ❤️
@@anishia Me too. I love good comdians. Check out andrew shulz
What's his real name?
Mordechai
The next Rodney Dangerfield.
Always hilarious
Chicks are deep into astrology lol but if I've learned anything it's that the crazier ones tend to be the ones that will ask you specific details on your day of birthday, the time it was, the location, etc. Lots of trust issues, insecurity, probably has a shitty parents or both are.
Some can be manipulative by using your traits against you be it passive or aggressive. Stay safe my kings and queens.
You have an *interesting* name
Lol... modi everywhere
Came here for the other Modi
Who came here after searching modi comedy
Jewish people are so funny turning tragedy in the comedy now that's not a thing everybody can do
My sign is "Merging Traffic", what's yours?
yield to children
🤩🤪😂😂😂
Isn't he gay? If so, that girl's sign was "barking up the wrong tree."
But you're only in to men as you told me in that gay bar in the East Village
DO WOMEN REALLY FALL FOR THESE LINES? I don't. (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)
Germany still causes discomfort.
really? "Every German is a Nazi" jokes in 2019? lazy and tired 'comedy'
To be fair this is from 2012
@@andersonneil2293to be fair, he’s been doing that bit since the 90’s (i have a vhs somewhere of a dutch tv-show he was on)
All bhakts are here MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI MODI
Biorn ironside
As funny as the toe cheese on my left foot.
unsubbed too many reuploads sorry.
What?
At first Lufthansa was an airline long before Hitler. At second nobody in Germany speaks like Hitler, because Hitler wasn't a German; in fact he was from Austria. - If you want to make fun (and financial income) on history, you should do your homework and research the facts, instead of spreading bullshit around the globe.
lamberko It’s comedy. Just comedy.
😮WTF
Ohhh Jewish comedy
lol
@@paladintactical8250 😆 ugh I guess its...niche
@@Rizlack lol truth.
This is so bad...bet he get's a Hollywood deal anyway, wonder why...
fake name
I wonder when people impersonating Germans will come to realise they don't shout when they speak.
It is part of the joke...(all older generation Jews always hear German as if it is being shouted AT them).
2:51 "1 out of 12" is LESS chance than "1 out of 4".
This guy makes no sense....
It's really 4 out of 12 chances each time
@@lornow71 No, the fact that he only knows 4 astrological signs has nothing to do with the chance.
Even if he only knew 1 sign, it would still be 1 out of 12 chance it's that person's sign.
But my point was actually that he seems to present that "1 out of 4" is more amazing than "1 out of 12". While "1 out of 12" is actually 3x more amazing than "1 out of 4".
Germans don't shout everything they say.
Aren't comedians supposed to be funny?
Позор. Германец говорит на языке публики
Worst
2 misoginistic jokes
lets make it 17 misoginistic jokes then! where the fuck is my samwich and why are you out OF THE KITCHEN?!?!
3:24 lumpy space princess, suddenly