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  • @arandomguy842
    @arandomguy842 Před 3 lety +3448

    2:25 As a Brazilian, I can confirm that something that is missing in this Brazilian home starter pack is a plastic bag full of other plastic bags.

  • @viniciuscosta6873
    @viniciuscosta6873 Před 3 lety +910

    For those who didn’t get the joke:
    The sound of “Push” in Portuguese means “Pull”.

    • @luananaul9009
      @luananaul9009 Před 3 lety +90

      Puxar = Pull
      Empurrar = Push

    • @luananaul9009
      @luananaul9009 Před 3 lety +2

      @nxnzz draws; ué

    • @luananaul9009
      @luananaul9009 Před 3 lety +11

      @nxnzz draws; caraca, queria eu ta nesse nivel, quem sabe daqui alguns anos, to a 2 anos na peleja mas meu ingles ainda é bem quebrado

    • @icaropereira3218
      @icaropereira3218 Před 3 lety +23

      We actually get foreigner pushing on the "puxe" instead of pulling. Victims on all sides 😂

    • @uneterostardust8233
      @uneterostardust8233 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm very good at english, speaking nearly fluently for over a year, and I STILL get confused over Push and pull

  • @luisinbrisaloka
    @luisinbrisaloka Před 3 lety +249

    Regra absoluta da Internet: Nunca, jamais, de forma alguma, envolva ou mencione o Brasil se não quiser ter seu conteúdo tomado pela comunidade brasileira.

    • @u_ImNotKeqing
      @u_ImNotKeqing Před 2 lety +5

      e msm kkkkkkkk (pq to respondendo a um comentário 1 ano depois mds)

    • @fabioda0275
      @fabioda0275 Před 2 lety +1

      @@u_ImNotKeqing é doido

    • @kertusonly
      @kertusonly Před rokem +2

      O mesmo com a índia

    • @jancosta6840
      @jancosta6840 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@kertusonly Os indianos também são muito loucos😅

    • @Limozineh
      @Limozineh Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@u_ImNotKeqing não sei, mas to fazendo a mesma coisa

  • @luuc4sflp
    @luuc4sflp Před 3 lety +451

    "You finally established the first Florida man in Brazil"
    Every Brazilian is a Florida Man bro.

  • @felpz2083
    @felpz2083 Před 3 lety +2515

    Americans: The Florida men is the craziest pearson in the world
    Brazilians: *actually*

    • @ewertondiego2112
      @ewertondiego2112 Před 3 lety +69

      Russians: I dont even know who you are

    • @arthurtorca
      @arthurtorca Před 3 lety +28

      A Califórnia é um estado brasileiro nós EUA na vdd

    • @felpz2083
      @felpz2083 Před 3 lety +6

      @@arthurtorca que

    • @MrRaimundol
      @MrRaimundol Před 3 lety +43

      @@arthurtorca callifornia é uma cidade do paraná

    • @dustyeen
      @dustyeen Před 3 lety +19

      Califórnia é uma cidade do interior de São Paulo pô

  • @markb.s.4186
    @markb.s.4186 Před 3 lety +5014

    as a brazilian I have to say, that is just the tip of the iceberg

  • @hoo7797
    @hoo7797 Před 2 lety +178

    Drew: Hey Brazil is actually pretty cool. I kinda wanna go there now.
    Brazilian Stripper Grandma: *exists* 7:42
    Drew: I stand corrected

  • @ItsPacoca
    @ItsPacoca Před 3 lety +233

    Eu ainda tenho uma teoria que os brasileiros tem um cérebro que funciona de forma diferente de resto do mundo PQ N É POSSIVEL TER TANTA CRIATIVIDADE

  • @garotaenxaqueca666
    @garotaenxaqueca666 Před 3 lety +1387

    The Brazilian “mandalorian” movie : Os trapalhões na terra dos monstros - 1989

  • @Joao-or7hi
    @Joao-or7hi Před 3 lety +8445

    "Aw its all in portuguese i will never figure out"
    "FORNO SUJO DO CARALHO"
    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @sandenson
    @sandenson Před 2 lety +15

    4:02 Context: The word "push" sounds just like the Portuguese word "puxe", which means "pull". As a Brazilian myself, this word never fails to confuse the crap out of me.
    4:42 Context: We call that food that those old ladies were holding "pastel". Yes, we also use the word for the colors. Also, A4 is a paper sheet size.
    9:12 Context: That blue and yellow bird is a blue macaw, a South American bird in risk of extinction.

  • @ryckbxrbosa_
    @ryckbxrbosa_ Před 3 lety +103

    Gringo: **põe "Brazil" no título**
    Brasileiros: nos chamou?

    • @guilhermexzs
      @guilhermexzs Před 3 lety +1

      Tá tão saturado que perdeu o sentido

    • @danone5100
      @danone5100 Před 2 lety +1

      @@guilhermexzs acho que é a primeira vez que esse cara faz isso

  • @titi53221
    @titi53221 Před 3 lety +1304

    As someone who lives in Ecuador, Brazil seems like a parallel universe. Some things are very similar, but others seem quite off. I love it.

    • @vkanthems6744
      @vkanthems6744 Před 3 lety +168

      Southern Brazil is more German than Germany lmao

    • @gustavo_gamer5177
      @gustavo_gamer5177 Před 3 lety +32

      @@vkanthems6744 can confirm

    • @pernajuel9771
      @pernajuel9771 Před 3 lety +44

      @@vkanthems6744 That´s because it´s closer to Argentina than north Brazil

    • @santacatarinaball7091
      @santacatarinaball7091 Před 3 lety +7

      @@vkanthems6744 can comfirm

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex Před 3 lety +32

      @@pernajuel9771 except that Argentina is not even close to look like germany.

  • @JoaoPedro-iw3qd
    @JoaoPedro-iw3qd Před 3 lety +7408

    Drew is finally seeing the power of the GAMBIARRA

    • @jamm6_514
      @jamm6_514 Před 3 lety +278

      É NA GAMBIARRA RAPAIZ, SÓ MESTRES ELA SABEM

    • @jairoliradeamorimjr3262
      @jairoliradeamorimjr3262 Před 3 lety +311

      Pobres gringos, não conseguem compreender o verdadeiro poder da gambiarra, eles apenas conseguem admirá-lo

    • @menesmasterpalhaconoobyaco2396
      @menesmasterpalhaconoobyaco2396 Před 3 lety +170

      Gambiarra a gente aceita, a gente só não aceita a derrota

    • @kaiserjhon2462
      @kaiserjhon2462 Před 3 lety +65

      Carai é moh dahora ver brasileiros aqui
      Translation:
      Holy shit its so good to see brazilians here

    • @utahgatti9750
      @utahgatti9750 Před 3 lety +50

      É por isso que eu amo o Brasil, todo o dia é uma nova surpresa!

  • @fmac6441
    @fmac6441 Před 2 lety +38

    5:05, the "camel" part of it is actually a characteristic of the Indian Zebu breed (sometimes known as humped cattle) imported to Brazil because of its rusticity. the hump, which we call cupim(termite) because it looks like a termite mound, is used in barbecues and is very tasty.

  • @qdaniele97
    @qdaniele97 Před 2 lety +4

    Thar "tennis racket" was a tennis racket shaped handheld bug-zapper.
    A4 is the most common paper size in the ISO-216 standard (which is what most of the world use papersize-wise, except north america with Letter), the funny thing is they used it for the size of that bread-thing.

  • @fernandoluis5117
    @fernandoluis5117 Před 3 lety +678

    4:02 For the non portuguese speakers that didn't understand. The word for to pull in portuguese is "puxar"(the x is pronounced like a sh) that sounds similar to push

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 Před 3 lety +63

      Thats very Intresting, thank you.

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 Před 3 lety +105

      And in door handles the sign in portuguese says Puxe, that means Pull and sounds exactly like Push.

    • @giu3677
      @giu3677 Před 3 lety +4

      Sisi izo mermo

    • @islasallow4916
      @islasallow4916 Před 3 lety +10

      Omg thanks❤

    • @patrick.53
      @patrick.53 Před 3 lety +31

      Better known as false cognate

  • @shrekjesus667
    @shrekjesus667 Před 3 lety +10746

    Comentário: em inglês
    Nome do perfil: Paulin do Celta Cromado

    • @rafael98g
      @rafael98g Před 3 lety +258

      KKKKKKKKKKKK PERDIII

    • @josebosua1489
      @josebosua1489 Před 3 lety +638

      Commentary: Omg Brazil is the best country i have ever visited!!
      Username: João da Silva Gomes

    • @LucasAlves-yb5lr
      @LucasAlves-yb5lr Před 3 lety +117

      Sim, esse é um canal onde se fala inglês, se ñ percebeu ainda.

    • @imdumbbut1681
      @imdumbbut1681 Před 3 lety +18

      KKKKKKKK MORRI

    • @skyiloh7460
      @skyiloh7460 Před 3 lety +45

      exato, o canal é em inglês. o drew lendo deve tar querendo cometer morte

  • @felipericardo128
    @felipericardo128 Před 3 lety +14

    4:41 PASTEL is a Brazilian food which is fried dough with different fillings like cheese and ground beef. But generally it's smaller.
    A4 is a size of a offce paper, that sizes 240mm x 297mm (8-1/4in x 11-3/4in).
    So a "Pastel A4" is a junction of these two definitions.

    • @Nanfeii
      @Nanfeii Před rokem

      Pastel não é comida brasileira, mas sim chinesa.

    • @juliosilveira7891
      @juliosilveira7891 Před rokem

      Não há pastel na China. Já fui algumas vezes lá e não tem, o mais parecido é o 饺子. Pastel tem em Portugal (lá se chamam "de massa tenra") ou na América latina, "empanadas freídas", mas só são comuns mesmo aqui no Brasil.

  • @igorporfiirio4915
    @igorporfiirio4915 Před 2 lety +8

    7:58 you didn't get the best part, he blocked different halfs so you can see the plate easily anyway

  • @GustavoGplay
    @GustavoGplay Před 3 lety +1453

    Drew be like: "Brazilians, explain"
    Bruh, not even we can figure it out

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 Před 3 lety +53

      Eu consigo, gambiarras.
      I can, gambiarras.

    • @islasallow4916
      @islasallow4916 Před 3 lety +15

      @@LuanMower55 I love Brazil

    • @lemonlattez
      @lemonlattez Před 3 lety +41

      drew " oque é esse guerreiro samurai brasileiro fazendo ali?"
      eu faço a mínima ideia do por que o Siqueira Jr chamou um samurai

    • @five6966
      @five6966 Před 3 lety +5

      Bruh oq man

    • @skydream4636
      @skydream4636 Před 3 lety +8

      @@lemonlattez Se não me engano o Samurai é um personagem fixo do programa

  • @skater7236
    @skater7236 Před 3 lety +3179

    Drew: makes video related to brazil
    Every brazilian: I've been summoned

  • @doro4685
    @doro4685 Před 2 lety +7

    4:03 to clarify, the word “puxe” in portuguese has the same sound as “push” but it means “pull”.
    Basically
    Push = empurre
    Pull = puxe

  • @squingle.mcdingle
    @squingle.mcdingle Před 3 lety +20

    8:33, bro, this dude just said-
    ''NICO NICO NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

  • @brasergrazer8068
    @brasergrazer8068 Před 3 lety +619

    Drew: *puts brazil 2 times in title*
    Brazilians in the comment section: hippity hoppity this is now our property.

    • @leuhgacha626
      @leuhgacha626 Před 3 lety +2

      Yep

    • @maykonbrasileiro761
      @maykonbrasileiro761 Před 3 lety +26

      E isso Memo e agora o seu comentário e minha propriedade possivelmente gringo

    • @NetunoYoshito
      @NetunoYoshito Před 3 lety +26

      @@maykonbrasileiro761 Nossa propriedade, devemos expandir nossa influência na internet para começarmos a dominação mundial.

    • @maykonbrasileiro761
      @maykonbrasileiro761 Před 3 lety +12

      @@NetunoYoshito NOSSO Brasileirismo deve controlar a internet um dia

    • @NetunoYoshito
      @NetunoYoshito Před 3 lety +1

      @@maykonbrasileiro761 yexxxxxx

  • @victorff4535
    @victorff4535 Před 3 lety +1460

    4:24 - Gringos : Oh my God o que aconteceu aqui
    4:26 - Brasileiros : CARAIOO ROUBARAM O ASFALTOO KKKKKK

    • @Cakeeey
      @Cakeeey Před 3 lety +13

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @leo_butterz
      @leo_butterz Před 3 lety +30

      PQP AKJSSKKAAKKAKAKAKA ROUBARAM O ASFALTO KKKKKKK

    • @alexandreogrande2100
      @alexandreogrande2100 Před 3 lety +51

      Já diz o ditado, “se n tá preso em alg lugar, vai ser roubado”

    • @EXYNOS965
      @EXYNOS965 Před 3 lety +3

      Kkkkkkkkk

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 Před 3 lety +5

      @@alexandreogrande2100 a n, eu tô morrendo com os comentários desse vídeo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, só tem BR aq kkkkk, eu achei apenas *1* comentário em inglês (incluindo as respostas kkkkk)

  • @yugimut0u
    @yugimut0u Před 2 lety +3

    8:46
    even will smith is in brazil and you're not, come to brazil
    tradução:ate o will smith ta no brasil e voce nao,vem pro brazil

  • @brasil7642
    @brasil7642 Před 2 lety +7

    12:39 yes we have in Brazil

  • @Ryuxun
    @Ryuxun Před 3 lety +1375

    Anyone : Makes a vídeo about Brazil.
    Every Brazilian : *I feel a great disturbance in the force*

  • @skyiloh7460
    @skyiloh7460 Před 3 lety +615

    "A youtuber never realises how many Brazilian subs he has until he says the word 'Brazil'"
    -Me

    • @Gnolte
      @Gnolte Před 3 lety +27

      Por sorte nenhum deles vai aprender português ou seja podemos falar mal deles a vontade(desde que eles tenham preguiça de por no tradutor ou codifiquemos com pq, kd, M ,etc...)

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 Před 3 lety +1

      Real kkkkk

    • @Palmsam
      @Palmsam Před 3 lety +6

      I didn't understand your joke but it seems to be good after all I didn't understand anything about the video because it is Brazilian :)

    • @skyiloh7460
      @skyiloh7460 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Palmsam Generally if an English-speaking channel talks about Brazil, many Brazilians will "raid" the video

    • @Palmsam
      @Palmsam Před 3 lety +1

      @@skyiloh7460 yes but this is honestly and a little boring and as if we Brazilians were obsessed with people from other countries and people from other countries end up thinking that we are boring and boring and not I agree with this attitude of us Brazilians.

  • @karenschramm9695
    @karenschramm9695 Před 2 lety +8

    As duas pérolas desse vídeo:
    “Forno sujo do krl”
    “Vai dar merda!” ( os dois sujeitos ) boiando na mesa de bar no meio da enchente!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Brasil não é pra amadores!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @MarlonMacielBrando
    @MarlonMacielBrando Před 3 lety +37

    Só há uma regra no Brasil: *Quando se é brasileiro, não há regras.*

  • @giovannamattos977
    @giovannamattos977 Před 3 lety +2435

    "FORNO SUJO DO CARALHO" KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @juliamachado6711
    @juliamachado6711 Před 3 lety +594

    Ele abrindo o comentário: "a tá tudo em portugues agr q n vou entender nada msm"
    O comentário: "fogão sujo do caralho"

  • @augustomoreira7441
    @augustomoreira7441 Před 2 lety +6

    8:28 welcome to brazil, where a car does the "nico nico niiii" and it's not even nacional news.

  • @feazy9127
    @feazy9127 Před 3 lety +14

    Me sinto mais honrado de morar no Brasil nesse vídeo

  • @mariellenoliveira1913
    @mariellenoliveira1913 Před 3 lety +534

    “Is that normal in Brazil? Cool doges walking around”
    Pretty much, yeah

  • @rogerioskylab5103
    @rogerioskylab5103 Před 3 lety +199

    1:25 this truck is called here "Caveirão" (means big skull), wich is used to fight dangerous groups of drug dealers and the people who put vegetable oil down the road were drug dealers that has the control of that "favela".

    • @renatogavioli6478
      @renatogavioli6478 Před 3 lety +47

      The CZcamsr didn't get half the stuff he was watching. He thought it was just a prank, when what makes it funny and bizarre is the fact that it's actually drug dealers effectively fighting the police by throwing s prank on them

    • @julianapegas2043
      @julianapegas2043 Před 3 lety +24

      Also, he wonders how much all that oil must have cost, but it cost nothing to the drug dealers, it's all stolen anyway XD

    • @FHMRIO
      @FHMRIO Před 3 lety +10

      You forgot to mention its use by paramilitary gangs in crime, and also its historical use to kill childreen.

    • @jooj1247
      @jooj1247 Před 3 lety

      CONTROL OF FAVELA

    • @interceptionbug4166
      @interceptionbug4166 Před 3 lety

      ó ô os homi!

  • @thomaskolbe6825
    @thomaskolbe6825 Před 2 lety +3

    4:35 welcome to brazil, where we have constant floods in places that are a bit lower the normal, enjoy your stay

  • @salau14
    @salau14 Před 3 lety +3

    0:12 This thing is actually an TV show that is really famous in Brazil

  • @giselecampos4184
    @giselecampos4184 Před 3 lety +777

    Já dizia o grande Julius:
    E quando eles colocarem no título "Brasil ou Brazil "
    Nós estaremos lá. Pazzz

    • @Cakeeey
      @Cakeeey Před 3 lety +2

      kkk

    • @jessiey4043
      @jessiey4043 Před 3 lety +11

      Achou que eu estava brincando?

    • @arthurcatisani
      @arthurcatisani Před 3 lety +2

      Teach me how to speak brazilian?

    • @bixlachash169
      @bixlachash169 Před 3 lety +10

      Título: "Por que vc nunca deveria ir pro Brasil?"
      Eu: *querendo sair do Brasil pq o Brasil é uma merda
      Eu tbm: "Como vc ousa?"
      Nós sempre falamos mal e xingamos, mas se vim um gringo falando mal... só a gente pode xingar o nosso país pow

    • @caiovinicius4806
      @caiovinicius4806 Před 3 lety

      @@arthurcatisani Its portuguese not Brazilian

  • @marceloboulos8134
    @marceloboulos8134 Před 3 lety +706

    4:04
    It’s because “push” literally means “pull” in portuguese .

    • @guilerso7796
      @guilerso7796 Před 3 lety +78

      E ainda soa da mesma forma kkkkkkkkkkkkkkjk
      PUSH MEANS PUXE CARALHO

    • @marceloboulos8134
      @marceloboulos8134 Před 3 lety +9

      @@guilerso7796 não significa não idiota, push é “empurre” . K7 MN, PESQUISA NO TRADUTOR PRIMEIRO

    • @guilerso7796
      @guilerso7796 Před 3 lety +30

      @@marceloboulos8134 eu falei zoando animal

    • @marceloboulos8134
      @marceloboulos8134 Před 3 lety +10

      @@guilerso7796 nossa, realmente vc deixou isso bem claro

    • @herikn.c.6994
      @herikn.c.6994 Před 3 lety +28

      @@marceloboulos8134 se uma pessoa ri e dps fala ASSIM, ela ta zoando

  • @lookinforladies
    @lookinforladies Před 3 lety +24

    Its so good seeing an 'american' apreciating our Brasil :D

    • @biteme9486
      @biteme9486 Před rokem

      Why put American in quotes?

    • @pedrohirose6330
      @pedrohirose6330 Před rokem

      🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

    • @dublandobrando7388
      @dublandobrando7388 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@biteme9486America is a continent

    • @biteme9486
      @biteme9486 Před 11 měsíci

      @@dublandobrando7388 ok then what demonym do you suggest people from the US use instead?

    • @musicoberguinhomenezes9787
      @musicoberguinhomenezes9787 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@biteme9486probably cuz america is a continent and brazil is in america, so brazilians are americans. i guess they put in quotes cuz they were talking abt americans who lives in USA.

  • @snow4214
    @snow4214 Před 3 lety +11

    Brazillians watching be like:
    Thats normal for us man

  • @katykat9017
    @katykat9017 Před 3 lety +739

    Ele: "merda, Não consigo ler porque está em português"
    Brasileiro: Forno sujo do caralho
    KKKKKKKKK

  • @siluda9255
    @siluda9255 Před 3 lety +393

    While everyone is waiting for cyberpunk Brazil is already living it

  • @inreallife530
    @inreallife530 Před rokem +3

    10:30 I have genuinely never laughed more alone in my life than when I saw this. And i’m watching in the middle of the day too, not at 1am when everything seems funny.

  • @purplecat7914
    @purplecat7914 Před 3 lety +4

    4:43 pastel A4 it is a pastel the size of a sheet of paper.

  • @getlostkiddo4893
    @getlostkiddo4893 Před 3 lety +537

    Comentário:"i love Brazil,wanted to visit one day"
    Pessoa: Romário de Oliveira

  • @redhotchillipeppersfan562
    @redhotchillipeppersfan562 Před 3 lety +1968

    I'm Brazilian and this is 100% real, i swear

  • @jordonneal3609
    @jordonneal3609 Před 3 lety +7

    8:51 Will Smith

  • @DanteCrowlley
    @DanteCrowlley Před 3 lety +5

    *Here in Brazil is like Japan, u know the biggest Japan colony, so we have actually a lot in common when the subject is social problems but less mental illness*

  • @Sv4NNe
    @Sv4NNe Před 3 lety +2934

    Any person: *Puts "Brazil" on the title*
    Every brazilian: this video is now mine

  • @Tahdeedia
    @Tahdeedia Před 3 lety +397

    drew: brazil-
    brazilians: WHO SUMMONED ME!?

  • @hermislovevtuber8342
    @hermislovevtuber8342 Před 3 lety +5

    Algum Brasileiro aqui? É tão fofo ver os americanos falando português!

  • @andrebenites9919
    @andrebenites9919 Před 2 lety +2

    9:53 The dog has a helmet and the girlfriends doesn't.
    As the title says "priorities"

  • @YahgohOG
    @YahgohOG Před 3 lety +816

    COMO atrair brasileiros pro seu vídeo:
    Passo 1: bote brazil ou brasil no título, e aqui estamos!
    eae drew, ótimos memes agora venha nos visitar

    • @josebosua1489
      @josebosua1489 Před 3 lety +6

      Dentro de poco Drew irá a visitar Brasil 😎👍

    • @el.drezin
      @el.drezin Před 3 lety +7

      E aí incrível como realmente isso funciona kkk

    • @bigneto95
      @bigneto95 Před 3 lety +4

      Pior que acho que ele ia gostar, só esperar a pandemia acabar

    • @yazzk9996
      @yazzk9996 Před 3 lety +1

      Kkkkkk

    • @josebosua1489
      @josebosua1489 Před 3 lety +3

      U r going to Brazil, now 😡!!! 🗿🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @luizneto8665
    @luizneto8665 Před 3 lety +3559

    Drew: ah shit, this all in portugues
    Comment: forno sujo do caralho

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 Před 3 lety +150

      That stove does not in any way shape or form represent the majority of brazilian home kitchen stoves and any claim otherwise will be subject to intense cyberbullying by me and my 50 other people.

    • @luizneto8665
      @luizneto8665 Před 3 lety +111

      @@LuanMower55 eu sei
      O da minha casa ta limpinho

    • @mariaclarawalker5825
      @mariaclarawalker5825 Před 3 lety +4

      kkkkkkkj

    • @david_contente
      @david_contente Před 3 lety +4

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @kaiosantos2976
      @kaiosantos2976 Před 3 lety +27

      Eu ri muito nessa parte KKKKKKKK

  • @mariodevil4290
    @mariodevil4290 Před 2 lety +2

    3:20
    this is not a tennis racket this is an electric racket that we use to kill insects mainly mosquitoes and it is very common to find it in almost every house

  • @M40s144
    @M40s144 Před 3 lety +1

    Fun fact: Brazil has one of the largest floras in the world, one of the largest faunas in the world, all races in the world, and because of the races, we have many different cultures, different foods and different lines and Brazil is probably the most optimistic country in the world (and because of that optimism, it is also the country of memes, the thing that most fame for Brazil)

  • @caio_tito
    @caio_tito Před 3 lety +2807

    Ele: "Merda não consigo ler pq ta em portugues"
    O Br: "Forno sujo do caralho"
    Kkkkkkkkkkk

  • @oneofthosecrazygirls2423
    @oneofthosecrazygirls2423 Před 3 lety +376

    Any youtuber: **talks about Brazil**
    Brazilians: we've been summoned

  • @halfalivepogostick
    @halfalivepogostick Před 2 lety +1

    3:17 its because in brazil there are like mosquito-killer electric tennis rackets ind hes using that to light the stove

  • @ryanprudente6602
    @ryanprudente6602 Před rokem +2

    5:34 that’s a normal amount of meat for Brasil

  • @codboss7092
    @codboss7092 Před 3 lety +1349

    Russia: i am the scariest place in the universe, puny westerners fear me more than anything
    Brazil: hold my Caipirinha

    • @veraluciabana5210
      @veraluciabana5210 Před 3 lety +130

      And then there's Paraná:
      The Brazilian Russia

    • @camillyamorin4810
      @camillyamorin4810 Před 3 lety +12

      I froom Brazil

    • @johnvikk
      @johnvikk Před 3 lety +37

      @@veraluciabana5210 Ur damn right, i was living 2 years in Paraná, that is really a Russia from Brazil lmao

    • @daviemanuel093
      @daviemanuel093 Před 3 lety

      Kkkkkkkkk

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 Před 3 lety +22

      @@veraluciabana5210 we have our own russia, this is a already absolute win

  • @jay._.214
    @jay._.214 Před 3 lety +1296

    "FORNO SUJO DO CARALHO"
    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK O cara n entender é a melhor parte

  • @M.F.J.C
    @M.F.J.C Před 2 lety +12

    Eu imagino que ele deve ter ganhado uma enxurrada de inscritos brasileiros depois disso

  • @Moodhking
    @Moodhking Před rokem +2

    "WHY did you have this Brazilian samurai guy do it?" Jetstream sam: smiles

  • @sharati4326
    @sharati4326 Před 3 lety +178

    There are so many layers of brazillian culture in this video that i can't even begin to explain what is happening in the clips

    • @ConkerVonZap
      @ConkerVonZap Před 3 lety +8

      You have to come to Brazil, to understand such knowledge.

    • @sharati4326
      @sharati4326 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ConkerVonZap coming is not enough, you have to live here for years to really start to understand it

    • @jairoliradeamorimjr3262
      @jairoliradeamorimjr3262 Před 3 lety +13

      Let you become one with Brazil. Only then you will know the secrets of parallel universes, defying laws of physics, and the most important of all, gambiarra

    • @moonlight-hm4bh
      @moonlight-hm4bh Před 3 lety +1

      I felt so smug about the 4:20 flip flops one because gringos can understand it, but never really grasp it's full meaning and beauty of it

  • @jairoliradeamorimjr3262
    @jairoliradeamorimjr3262 Před 3 lety +242

    I don't think you understand the push tweet.
    In portuguese, push is similar to puxe, which means pull. So when a brazilian sees a sign in the door saying push, they'll usually pull the door, cause it makes more sense
    See how can that be confusing?

    • @ijnfrt
      @ijnfrt Před 3 lety +19

      thanks for the explanation

    • @megalucasg8018
      @megalucasg8018 Před 3 lety +1

      CONFUNDO DEMAIS

    • @fabioleme2996
      @fabioleme2996 Před 3 lety

      Por via das dúvidas já faço os dois em seguida pra ver qual funciona, nem perco tempo lendo a instrução

    • @fabioleme2996
      @fabioleme2996 Před 3 lety +1

      Sei que vou me confundir ainda mais se tentar entender a situação. Igual quando tenta plugar USB

  • @sobreviventedocorona4364
    @sobreviventedocorona4364 Před 2 lety +2

    the best part is being brazilian and actually knowing the context

  • @sen0g4rd
    @sen0g4rd Před 3 lety +4

    FINALMENTE estamos sendo reconhecidos galera :D

  • @oni9619
    @oni9619 Před 3 lety +2477

    Gringos: "Brazzili..."
    Brasileiros: "Por quê nos convocaste?"

  • @vps3497
    @vps3497 Před 3 lety +1190

    Comentario: i am american
    Nome do perfil: DjAzeitona

    • @James-kq7xt
      @James-kq7xt Před 3 lety +64

      Errado não tá, nós somos americanos :)

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 Před 3 lety +5

      @@James-kq7xt vdd

    • @appleinxed
      @appleinxed Před 3 lety +9

      South america parceiro :)

    • @tornado100able
      @tornado100able Před 3 lety +3

      Nome Eclimar kkkkkk

    • @gabrieldangelo7409
      @gabrieldangelo7409 Před 3 lety +8

      Dj aaazeitona chama chama chama chama para de falar que oce e minha namorrrr divulga no Twitter que o dj azitona arrasa

  • @Luzitanium
    @Luzitanium Před 3 lety +2

    4:03 i live in UK and my brain tell me to "PUXE" when I see "PUSH" because in portuguese the word puxe have the same sound as push but opposite meaning.

  • @demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603

    11:21 Nintendo owes Brazil for the mastercycle concept

  • @batataacelerada4698
    @batataacelerada4698 Před 3 lety +385

    Opa, tem "brazil" no titúlo, consigo ouvir os br marchando em direção ao vídeo já

  • @Strawberrymuffin-k4n
    @Strawberrymuffin-k4n Před 3 lety +2449

    "forno sujo do caralho" essa é pra acabar 😂😂😂

  • @mr.knight8082
    @mr.knight8082 Před 2 lety +3

    9:19 he/she said "stop"

    • @BallinYoMama
      @BallinYoMama Před rokem +1

      Bro is scared of misgendering a bird💀

  • @wbarbosabr
    @wbarbosabr Před 2 lety +1

    4:15 Puxe means PULL (imperative) in Portuguese. Imagine how confused it can become!

  • @moonundernostalgia
    @moonundernostalgia Před 3 lety +386

    Gringos descobriram que pra vencer no youtube e nas visualizações a magica é colocar "Bras/zil" no título e deixa nós fazer o resto ksksksksk

  • @pedromeira9658
    @pedromeira9658 Před 3 lety +179

    The problem with the "Push" for Portuguese is that "Puxe" (which sounds the same as push) means exactly the opposite: Pull!

  • @leonez4286
    @leonez4286 Před 3 lety +2

    Honestly, as someone born in Brazil, to understand it, you must see it in real life to understand (and somethings, after 18 years, I still don't understand)

  • @_blackcarpet
    @_blackcarpet Před rokem +1

    the "Push" thing is that "Pull" in portuguese is "Puxe" (pronounced Poo She, aka VERY similar to Push), meaning when we hear the word push, we might think you mean pull due to it being similar to push in portuguese

  • @joaovitorsouza4878
    @joaovitorsouza4878 Před 3 lety +337

    We actually have a brazilian Hogwarts, it calls Castelobruxo

  • @Targuz
    @Targuz Před 3 lety +646

    Comentário: em português
    Nome do perfil: James Hughes Edward IV

  • @yourlocaldiscordadmin5313

    0:32 MEMORIES BROKEN AND TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

  • @henriqueribeiro7515
    @henriqueribeiro7515 Před 3 lety

    3:20 that racket has electric current, it is used to kill flies and mosquitoes, when you touch it it sparks and lights up the stove

  • @gabrielteixeira7564
    @gabrielteixeira7564 Před 3 lety +1810

    Americans: Florida has the craziest dudes ever
    Brazilians: hold my cachaça, please
    (Edit: vcs são pica kk)

    • @anotherdnb
      @anotherdnb Před 3 lety +89

      Someone:"florida man is CRAZY!"
      The normal Brazzilian:"tu chama *AQUILO* de louco?!"

    • @duda.1441
      @duda.1441 Před 3 lety +28

      essa foi de fudekkkkkkkjjjj

    • @thalezito-4990
      @thalezito-4990 Před 3 lety +37

      vocês são fracos
      lhes falta acre

    • @EyshilaMineWinx
      @EyshilaMineWinx Před 3 lety +6

      "hold my cachaça" MDS KKKKK

    • @enri5133
      @enri5133 Před 3 lety +3

      Hold my cachaça foi de fude

  • @goldenrosesflowers242
    @goldenrosesflowers242 Před 3 lety +179

    brazilians when seen a american video about brazil: hipty hopty you comentary section is now my property

  • @Not_Thebadguy
    @Not_Thebadguy Před 2 lety

    3:11 That racket has metal wires that have an electric current running through them, it is used to hit and kill bugs.

  • @Someone-kurumi
    @Someone-kurumi Před 2 lety +2

    if you don't go to Brazil, Brazil will come to you

  • @Thay-iu4jl
    @Thay-iu4jl Před 3 lety +1323

    Só no Brasil tem um PADRE leiloando uma lasanha, se balançando em uma rede KKKKKKKKKKKKK (e eu, depois de 2 meses, descobrindo q esse mesmo padre, é um parente meu 🤡)

  • @antonysoares670
    @antonysoares670 Před 3 lety +980

    "You guys got a Brazilian Hogwarts you're not telling us about."
    I died

  • @purplecat7914
    @purplecat7914 Před 3 lety +1

    3:11 the person from the Video used a shock racket that is made to kill mosquitoes.

  • @eduardovianadossantos5797

    *Video has any mention of Brazil*
    Brazilians: Who has summoned us?

  • @vitoria2300
    @vitoria2300 Před 3 lety +733

    "*vídeo sobre o Brasil*"
    Brasileiros: quem ousa nos invocar?

  • @Lopez0451
    @Lopez0451 Před 3 lety +569

    Senhores, agora estamos sobre a posse de mais um canal
    Em breve o CZcams será nosso

    • @neettei2011
      @neettei2011 Před 3 lety +43

      primeiro o CZcams depois o mundo

    • @ramaahiara
      @ramaahiara Před 3 lety +24

      @@neettei2011 depois o universo

    • @gamesenjoyer6672
      @gamesenjoyer6672 Před 3 lety +17

      *A gente só n domina o universo pq n que*

    • @cory2074
      @cory2074 Před 2 lety +10

      Daq a pouco troca CZcamsr pra youbrazil

    • @iandraemyli3214
      @iandraemyli3214 Před 2 lety +6

      @@cory2074 kkkkkkkkkkklklkll ou brasitube

  • @igorporfiirio4915
    @igorporfiirio4915 Před 2 lety +1

    The problem with push dor is because pull means "puxar" in portuguese, with is very similar to push (you say it like "pushar")

  • @jennassexdungeon
    @jennassexdungeon Před 3 lety +1

    Someone:Brazil
    Every brazilian:AIGHT WHO CALLED