I FAILED MY PRISON?! | Prison Architect Part 9
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3:20
Dan: I dont want more deaths today!
Also Dan: *buys a guard tower, which will house a sniper, whose sole purpose is to shoot people*
Viewers: ...
Huh.
Yeah Dan it's safe
Whatttt??
Me: Jeeeee... dan...
CraftyBoii rfrrfffdfffrff
Dan : *tries to prevent deaths*
Also Dan: *hires sniper to kill prisoners*
OMG XD
Whoosh
@@Luka-ce3qi that isn't how it works.
@@Luka-ce3qi Do you know what's a whooosh?
Lol
DantTDM:*doesn't want deaths in the previous video*
Prisoner deaths:25
DanTDM:*Wants deaths*
Prisoner deaths:2
There were 31 deaths in the last video not 25
@@CapitalistCactus ur right sorry
Chase Calleja
Woooosh
I’m pretty sure that it was 31 deaths Need-for-yeet52
And a microwaved switch:/
When Dan wants a riot for content Game: "nope"
When Dan is trying to just play the game Game: **cackles**
Place guards patrolling ALL OVER EVERWHERE in your max security section!
And spend half his money!
Bobby you do need a lot of guards though
aNd MoRe DeAtHs!!!
CreeperGamerkid and that shoot everyone and make everyone super mad!
"Well, that was a shock." Puts in power cables in the same time.
hi
Perfect timing
I love this
Dan: Dont Microwave your Nitendo Switch
Mr Beast: *Shakes uncontrollably*
lolol
Lol 😂😂😂😂
LOL
Lol
MrBeast: *mumbles* must... microwave.... switch
Title: I failed my prison!
Me: didn't you fail your prison last episode?
No, it is: I FAILED MY PRISON?
I FAILED MY PRISON?!
You should do a shakedown, you can find all co contraband. It really helps prevent dangerous fights
But if the prisoner doesn't have controband then it will make them really mad and it makes the danger level go up.
That’s why you don’t do it regularly but when the needs are high to prevent further death 👌
I know this meme is old but...
That comment was legitness
I wrote the reply before he did the shakedown
@@vineetr3289 That took a bit of time to understand
Dan: Don't put your switch in the microwave
Me:Oh wait what?
Yeah do not
Life lesson for u
Well uh............••• *IT BROKE*
Yeah I know I tried that too
I subbed to you.
Dan: this sniper will make sure nobody dies...
Me: Dan, if there’s a sniper, he’s going to kill people...
Underated comment
@@scratchcomplicity1803 bra this comment is from a year ago and 1 person responded lol
And?
@@thatcavetownfan bra?
Lol
"It will annoy the hell out of your inmates..Let’s do that!”
-Dan 2019
Hehe, I’ve never heard him say that in his own vid...... but there’s this supppeerr old vid of him playin Minecraft and he’s cussing sooooo much it surprised me really..
U heard it too
I was shocked when cussed
its not really bad but it still surprised me
16:11
i love you dan i’m addicted to ur vids
Jojo Mahmoud arent we all
Echo Fox true =^=
ITZnotMe ! True True
Me to
i know
You dont want anymore deaths, so you hire a sniper...
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?!?
Long range tasers?
SINPASER
Prisons you can use my idea
Don't worry the bullets are totally fake
@@templatename2143 no they are real, they just take warning shots unless freefire is on
Huh.
there is now stream snipers in his prison
*well, we're done*
Xd
I cringed
@@greenlantern8760 same
Lol
Lol
The chefs were killed
Thats pretty sad
They were very skilled
All the prisoners are scared and mad...
RIP the chefs...
You need security cameras to stop riots in cafeterias. They will keep fighting if you dont put security cameras.
I read it too quickly and I thought you said idiot instead of riot but your right
I agree thats a good idea
It said one reply
Same
Exterior Shock How about death row???
Been waiting for a prison architect vid for a long time....
YES
Omg you so silly by saying YES
Ikr
YAY! IT'S HERE! WHY AM I USING ALL CAPS????
SAME!
SAME!
I was dying when u were trying ur best to make them all angry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too XD
XD
Kill each other!!NOW!!
Me too xDDDD
Search their cells more often and have roll call every now and then. Have double doors for the showers in the normal area. Also, get more guards. Love your videos Dan. Have a great week and keep being awesome.
30:10 you have a super max prisoner. They are dressed in dark red
Mccreary?
Wow
Death rows
He has 2
27:31 and 30:10
This is how many minutes my sisters switch has been in the microwave...
👇
it's been 24 mins...
Now it's still another pain full 20 mins 😨
You goning to blow up the house
Rip
76 mins...
you put a 300 dollar gaming device in the microwave?
nice.
My brother *watches this video*
him 5 seconds later: *microwaves my nintendo switch*
this is how many times he will regret doing that
|
V
He will regret it twice?
U BRO IS IN TROBLE
he will regret it 60 times
He is in trouble he is gonna go in Dan’s prison jk LoL
Tho he will regret it 73 times lol
@@LifelessJK nah 109
"I filled most of the space with the prison."
-DanTDM 2019
Wut kinda quote is that
Dan: Don’t put your switch in the microwave...
Me: I wish you told me that earlier!
Did you turn it on?
It has been in the microwave for only a few hours
LOL
Is your house on fire then call the fire fighter
aww crud that's what I had in the microvave
Dan i love your vids you amazing don’t ever stop
Untill he dies +_+
i agree
yes
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Sammy Villebrun I agree
16:11 _he says "...This will annoy the hell out of your inmates."
Reaser YT I think he was just reading something
@@elizapop8850 he was but he is family friendly he could have edited it out
But he wasn’t saying it as a bad word
@@elizapop8850 OK that's your opinion he could have edited it out children watch his videos
Well he probably thought it was important otherwise he probably would have edited it out besides it IS just a word.
I literally can't hear the words "Hot Pocket" in anyone but Dr. Evil's voice...
lmao
Great information 👌
Wow 3 mins and 5,000 views DAN U ARE AMAZING
My Dad Said If I could Get 3.2k śúßs he would stop smoking! Pls help mee!!
@@Skelz2K begone beggar
@@_Savv_ but it's good not to smoke
trains he’s commented on every comment
Look at pewdiepies vids compare it to dans
Me: finally a nother one
Dan: WDYM??
Connor Moldovan it's "what do you mean"
Are you 2 just chating?
It means what do you mean
Conner it means what do you mean
@@MrDedmandan ??
This prison's theme song literally is "Panic Room" smh.
Dan: I don’t want any deaths today
HE SAYS AS HE PLACES A FREAKING SNIPER
*pew pew pew pew pew*
Dan: well gee that backfired
" Why is your face yellow?are you an emoji? "
-DanTDM 2019
*I thought it was scientifically proven that microwaving your switch charged it?*
Yeah me too
Not in Dan's head.
Someone will def get wooooshed here
Lol
Rafael Batungbakal yeah I’m just waiting
22:54 When the guy with the locker ran into the door RIGHT as a shot was fired, that got me🤣🤣🤣 Never noticed that before, despite having rewatched this series a few times!
16:13 R.I.P Dans non swear career
?
Dan how did you know what I did to my sister's Nintendo Switch
Beast Boy he didn’t. But now he does!
Go to jail
@Divergent 7 Stanley lol it not spelt jayl it's jail :)
@@idk-qp2le no u
He is GodTDM
i microwaved my friend's switch, and it fully charged but the screen broke
😱
Rip Switch ?????-??????
You need to colour the floors because they are all concrete and it makes the prisoners happier
Dan: puts sniper while he is wanting no deaths for 24 hours.
Me: Well that's just wrong.
Dan, a tip: If you have a shakedown you can get all the drugs, medicines and things that you can't find with the metal detector.
o nice idea boi
Dan needs to see this
@@promisedmadi THE SERIES IS OVER
Spicyicecreamlover he already knows
He has done it before
Nobody:
Me: putting switch in my microwave
i can't believe how long it's been and i still love this series so much i hope one day dan can revisit this series and start over 😅
Who thinks Dan should react to The Last Guest? All of the parts?
What is the last guest... if u mean roblox... then.... no...
I love that vid
The Max Security Do Not Have A Common Room!
That's good
They don’t deserve one ( but they should get one )
Hi I’m just going over to your house 🏡
They don't have a field either lol
they technically do because the Common Room is a shared area so they can go there as well as all the others
I definitely did not put my sister's switch in the microwave...
Since we're on the topic, I threw my brother's TV in the pool.
I can't believe that face
Ha I beat you all I burned my moms TV and my brother’s Nintendo Switch, Wii U, Computer, Xbox, 3ds XL, and 2ds XL!
Hmm.... you sure?
Me: U did
*call dantdm*
Dan: ready for jail *grabs hand cuffs*
FizziNomb: well I’m died
Dan: *pulls up in car*
FizziBomb: well umm flip
Me: HAHAHA
dan: oh ya oof and fizzi let’s go to jail boi
Me and fizzi: oh no
Best prison ever...
No riots (lie)
No deaths(lie)
No escapes(lie)
Safe(lie)
Good showers(lie)
Good food (lie maybe)
Fights(not a lie)
Oooooo it's not the roast challenge. I'd probably still go there anyway
Dan: Shower time the most dangerous time
Me: That is why I am scared of the shower!
15 min before this video came out
I shove my sisters switch in the microwave.
Gosh darn it Dan why couldn't you post this video 15 minutes ago
this is one of the best comments ever
Alexander Gonzalez exactly
Is that true
WrOOng
@@jerihill1046 No I was just trying to be funny.
16:12
Dan: **says bad word**
Me: wait, I thought you've been family friendly for six years....
he was reading it form the text
plus hell isnt rlly bad but im Australian and pretty much all swear words aren't bad here
*my life is a lie*
Why is no one else talking about this?
OML “this will annoy the HELL out of your prisonmates!” HOW DARE THY CURSE..
It’s not a curse world
Me: I love dan he doesn’t cuss
Dan: this well annoy the hell out of the inmates let’s do that
@Stixz 7am hell is not a cuss word
*will*
Bruh how old are you? You mist be in 3rd grade to think thats a cuss word
Its not a curse word...
That’s not a cuss word
Hold up did Dan just upload a 32min vid with NO ADS I love life
I love life when... WAIT I JUST GOT AN AD AS I WAS REPLYING WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
@@lukeps3711 lol
Alexander Phillips i has an ad
you probably only got ads that u can click off
you probably only got ads that u can click off
What would happen if you had 500 maximum security prisoners in your prison
Probably you’d have three riots in a row and 300 people killed please try that
Bruh nostalgia watching and loving this series
When he said the showers of death it reminded me of the time when people went into showers and got gassed out
OMG YOU DID FAIL DIDN'T YOU!
*im ashamed*
Lol
...
Oh my he knows what I did PLZ DONT THROW ME IN JAIL why does he know
WHAT DID U DO?!
Well I might of put a switch in the microwave
@@xxgreatdragon_gachaxx2891 ;-;
Because i told him...
Well not for that reason but I have my reasons 😈
Dan"red the color of riots"
Me "and blood death and many others things XD"
Dan:eating 24 hours!
All cooks: we quit!!
Roses are red
Dans are blue
He’s the best
And so are you
Lol I forgot how long I did this thing
145 hours
Homie Squid XZ my dad’s name is dan and my middle name is dan
Love this series
This series is amazing on my rewatch thanks for making this series
16:13 whoa Dan I thought you were clean
Owen Schexnayder It aint a curse word
Ooh I also have the game with 100 guards and yesterday 90 of them died and 100 prisoner died form the death row prisoners
My Dad Said If I could Get 3.2k śúßs he would stop smoking! Pls help mee!!
@@Skelz2K yeah right smh
@@zaidhasnain9192 i see ur piont but a life is most likely is mor important than subs.he might be lying but its his way
there not death row prisioners there max security prisoners thers a big difference
You said form it’s not form it’s from
Dan says in the episodes before A morgue!? Hopefuly we wont need that
*NOW YOU DO*
Mission fail we fix it later
Please play more Minecraft!
Only once a week
Vincent Doan You don’t get to make such calls for him.
Hey dan ive been watching for over 6 years all the way since minecraft mod reviews keep up to good work
Same for me! 😁
Ding Ching same, been here since the plane crash adventure, with Dr. Trayaurus...
If you started at minecraft mod reviews,it was 4 years ago not six..
I am watching In 2023
Episode 1:
“ NOOOO somebody died!!!! U guys r animals!”-Dan
Episode 9:
“WHY WONT U GUYS DIEEEE!!!”
Soo true
Yes thanks dan for ep 9
Please make ep 10 soon
25:45
Janitors: AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING!!
Dan says hell and swears but didn't even bleep it out
What happened to family friendly
Jeep Kid when?
16:13
Hell = place of suffering
Me: I don't mind at all, some ppl will be visiting it eternally
He's not swearing 😂
What bad words did dan say¿
Do the escape mode again but make your self max security
dans max security is actually easy to escape becouse it is poorly planned out
Ooooooooooh he’ll escape in 10 minutes
I’ve been watching you for four years and this is my favourite series
He acts so happy
Prision architect=like
virtual reality=coment
yo what kind of VR are we talking?
jessikaplan I want both
wqads
I want both
I did both (dab)
Ok I won’t put my switch in the microwave 😂
My Dad Said If I could Get 3.2k śúßs he would stop smoking! Pls help mee!!
The SaltyCreeper I know right! Help me to!! 😂
@@Skelz2K u play Fortnite? Naaaaa
@@Zaiaam dislike
HayyanPro 167 sure not lot pot yay
Dan:Why is your face so yellow, are you a emoji?
Me:pfffftt. *Laughs so hard*
SUCH AMAZING CONTENT THANKS FOR ALL OF IT
“This will annoy the hell out of your inmates “dantdm says 🤭wow dan PG pls
KK Gaming I was going to say did anyone else catch that (I know that was a mistake but...)
So true
“Hell” isn’t really a bad word
7:56 dan:she is ready-
Person: DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER?
Alexa_Not Alexa_Not lol
💀
👕
👖
👟
Dan's old prisoners.
Dan u can add telephones so it’s family time
How did you know that I put my sisters Nintendo Switch in the microwave.
Dan is the Best
3< tseB eht si naD
I love this series and Minecraft mod adventures there so good I love them
How many times have we seen Comrie Alive my man a legend reading his books in canteens and in cuffs let's hope he survives and leaves with a normal life
How did dan know!!!!
you mind reader
FBI we got him
Go to sleep
Oof
You know what, using multiple exclamation marks on a sentence that isnt fully caps, and the sentence "you mind reader" isnt making sense, better know how to spell correctly, there are bullies out there
@R41NB0W St3v3 - MCPE And More we have found a Grammer police
@@eIixi There is no need to be rude, he can say what he wants, and there is no point being rude back because you know you're being rude, there was no need for that
1 view , 22 comments
I think yt is drunk or never learned xD
illuminate confirmed 🔼 👁️
The one guy commented alot
It could just be 1 person that commented 22 times!?
Illuminati Confirmed Indeed
How does this have so many comments already
he was looking at all possible timelines and he figured out he only won one and that is this one
Sister says: “Where is my Nintendo Switch?” Brother says: “I microwaved it.” Sister says: “WHAT!?” Brother says: “Lol XD!”
Cops says: "Ur under arrest!"
And the cappas come and arrest him and get taken into a riot
I said:"I cringed"
Blue Critical i said: This seems to be a well of the Great Pestilence.
Mrbeast: put ur phone in the microwave and it will work again!
Dan: did you put ur sisters Nintendo switch in the microwave
Mrbeast: yes I also did that
Dan: you are going to be in prison
Mrbeast: want a 100k dollars so I don’t go to jail
Dan: sure... you can go now
😂 gg
Boone McDowall haha.....ha (being sarcastic)
Lol
Soooooooo realistic!!!🤣
THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!
Haven’t heard him say hell in a While
Yeah
Still love Dan though
Wish there was more of these
DantTDM can you make episode 10. Who agrees with me?
Meh
Meeeeè
Dantdm Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #5!!!!
*Me, talking to my mom*
Me: Dan's made a prison where...
Mom: *looks at screen*
Me: Yeah...
Mom: Dan's made a prison, enough said.
O gosh lol
?
dont get it
funny still
@@bethanysgoogle I was right at the part where there were people rioting and killing each other. Forgot to add it in the comment but once I realized it was missing even if you were t any part in the video you would get this reaction
@@bethanysgoogleI mean....yeah but I dont get it either
Dan: “have a good time not being here”
Prisoner: “IM SO GLAD IM OUT OF HERE!!!”
Always love ur vids. I've been playing prison architect lately because of you and whish that I had your prison cuz it's very cool. Love ur channel too