JJBA Stardust Crusaders - Joseph Joestar Vs Dio: Battle of Wits

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  • @nerdsoft9964
    @nerdsoft9964 Před 7 lety +2954

    "I don't know the meaning of the word 'panic'!"
    -Character whose main line is "HOLY SHIT"

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 Před 7 lety +224

      Nerdsoft He also never runs away from a fight....oh I'm sorry I mean abandon a fight

    • @alex_likes_games2796
      @alex_likes_games2796 Před 7 lety +123

      Eric D. He strategically retires

    • @seg162
      @seg162 Před 6 lety +33

      +Alexander04 You can't get retired if you retire yourself :rollsafe:

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +38

      It's funny because he damn near had a panic attack against Ultimate Kars and only won with a lot of luck.

    • @petersenior5432
      @petersenior5432 Před 6 lety +12

      Speedwagon retires strategically

  • @TributesAndUnique
    @TributesAndUnique Před 8 lety +9829

    "You cunning old geezer''
    Says the 120 year old

    • @soilderzero2982
      @soilderzero2982 Před 8 lety +574

      +TributesAndUnique hey DIO's very young .... in spirit.

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 Před 8 lety +214

      +TributesAndUnique Physically looks young.

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil Před 8 lety +248

      Well he's immortal, so that explains his young appearance after such a long period of time

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 Před 8 lety +50

      Alex Night(Gets killed by Jotaro...)

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil Před 8 lety +58

      I think it had something to do with his left side of Jonathan's body being weaker? I can't remember

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 Před 6 lety +6489

    Normal civilians in jojo tend to be extremely stupid, mean, or both

    • @satriosukarji1777
      @satriosukarji1777 Před 6 lety +777

      TheAnnouncer The cops that held Jotaro in that police station seems decently competent.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +577

      What about the Speedwagon Foundation? They seem pretty on the ball.

    • @junkoposter6259
      @junkoposter6259 Před 6 lety +375

      MetroidJunkie so were the nazis

    • @SwfanredLotr
      @SwfanredLotr Před 6 lety +228

      And ugly in appereance.

    • @reinhardofavercland7448
      @reinhardofavercland7448 Před 5 lety +381

      The one kid who saved Iggy from drowning after his fight against Pet Shop was far from both.

  • @metalslimehunt
    @metalslimehunt Před 8 lety +4313

    You gotta appreciate that in spite of everything, being an old man, having the weakest stand, not being the protagonist anymore, Joseph *still* came within an inch of killing Dio by turning himself into a fucking Hamon bomb.

    • @igreaves8129
      @igreaves8129 Před 8 lety +361

      +MetalSlimeHunt I mean without the worldo I dont know if he could beat Joseph

    • @halowolf143
      @halowolf143 Před 8 lety +791

      +I Greaves Dio was defeated by the weakest Jojo after he had gone through only two or so weeks of training with hamon, were it not for the stands Dio would just be some casual vampire to Joseph, remember Joseph defeated the Pillar Men who were basically vampires ×100

    • @sephelutis
      @sephelutis Před 8 lety +235

      +halowolf143 *cough* and a *God* too

    • @JustinAKABiff
      @JustinAKABiff Před 8 lety +337

      +halowolf143 JoJoseph punched a being who was for all intents and purposes a GOD into space... with his severed hand.

    • @eomdri
      @eomdri Před 8 lety +216

      +Biff the BearKiller And then in the next volume he was an idiot who could barely tie his own shoes. Such a sad fate for best jojo.

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ Před 5 lety +4241

    "If I had a volcano with me you'd be dead already"

    • @ratmations8306
      @ratmations8306 Před 5 lety +112

      When joseph said that i felt it 😍😍😍

    • @GnoelRak99
      @GnoelRak99 Před 4 lety +71

      And a plane

    • @barnauts
      @barnauts Před 4 lety +5

      @@ratmations8306 when wich minite ?

    • @adolfsmith5191
      @adolfsmith5191 Před 4 lety +33

      but he will lose another arm

    • @kurtkan5566
      @kurtkan5566 Před 4 lety +53

      “Also a plane the red stone of Aja and you need to cut off my arm”

  • @arva4294
    @arva4294 Před 5 lety +3339

    "I don't know the meaning of the word 'Panic'"
    *60 Years ago*
    NIGURENDAYOOO

  • @animefan77
    @animefan77 Před 8 lety +5105

    Joseph: only 3-4 seconds
    DIO: Jokes on you, it's 5.

    • @42shini56
      @42shini56 Před 8 lety +112

      9

    • @animefan77
      @animefan77 Před 8 lety +260

      +H3H3 That's Post Joseph blood absorption DIO, I'm talking Pre Joseph blood absorption DIO.

    • @ZeroBahamut
      @ZeroBahamut Před 8 lety +28

      +FuckOmni 11

    • @42shini56
      @42shini56 Před 8 lety +10

      99

    • @samywu21
      @samywu21 Před 7 lety +170

      DIO: jokes on your dead body, it's 9

  • @tristantaccad4644
    @tristantaccad4644 Před 2 lety +382

    A very small part of this scene that always gets me choked up:
    Dio says, "So you've figured out how The World works? Fine, I'll give you props for that."
    Then Joseph, *immediately* without even missing a beat, clenches his fist and grits his teeth, angrily responding, "It was Kakyoin who did, not me!"
    Obviously Kakyoin is dead at this point, so it really wouldn't have mattered if Joseph has just taken that and rolled with it
    But his respect for his fallen friend/comrade is so high that he *absolutely refuses* to let Dio think that it was him

  • @mercuriart
    @mercuriart Před 8 lety +3765

    "I don't know the meaning of the word panic"
    Can we go back to the chapter when him was screaming because a STOPPED escalator was going to kill him?

  • @gioshmio8411
    @gioshmio8411 Před 4 lety +567

    I love the dio's world arc so so much and this is a reason why. Calling back Erina and Hamon really ties the last parts together, makes it really feel like a trilogy

  • @FireNinjaYoshimasaX
    @FireNinjaYoshimasaX Před 8 lety +7372

    I like how Joseph still uses Hamon. That is kind of cool, except he was nerfed in Stardust Crusaders.

    • @drapas
      @drapas Před 7 lety +1530

      Just like Jotaro was nerfed for Diamond is Unbreakable. I bet, if Jonathan was to survive he would've been nerfed too

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit Před 7 lety +1735

      Jotaro is literally the most powerful character in part 4

    • @drapas
      @drapas Před 7 lety +718

      fugy fruit He was beaten by a rat... Was almost killed by autonomous Stand attack...

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit Před 7 lety +770

      Sheer heart attack is indestructible and Bug Eaten will defeat anyone in one shot without Crazy Diamond

    • @drapas
      @drapas Před 7 lety +379

      Sheer hear attack isn't really indestructable, and part 3 Jotaro would try to kill that rat with something else then "i'll just walk towards it and you throw pebbles". Also, they took out his free actions, which means that his 3 seconds of stopped time contain only 5 seconds, while in part 3 Dio's 5 seconds in the stopoed time, when he killed Kakyoin was like several minutes

  • @absinthianludicity5545
    @absinthianludicity5545 Před 8 lety +462

    2:21
    an old man falls from the Fucking sky
    everyone with out concern if the old man is okay - lol he's santa lmaoooooooooooooooooo

    • @therealwillsmith
      @therealwillsmith Před 7 lety +99

      Civilians in JBA are dickheads.

    • @Spiffyo
      @Spiffyo Před 7 lety +40

      i think thats why dio killed the cat and made sure the pieces went into the food.

    • @NoMustang273
      @NoMustang273 Před 6 lety +12

      But the cat... did nothing wrong.

    • @averageballfan3168
      @averageballfan3168 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Spiffyo Dio is against bullying

    • @nrem7611
      @nrem7611 Před 3 lety +8

      @@averageballfan3168 animal abuse is okay but bullying, OH NO! Dio draws the line there.

  • @duckduckduck07
    @duckduckduck07 Před 7 lety +4422

    Would of been funny if za warudo punched Joseph like intended and blew up. The end, Joseph saves the world again.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +579

      He's no longer the main character. He's just be lucky he survived his own Part, more than you can say for Jonathan.

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 Před 6 lety +57

      MetroidJunkie :'(

    • @donversak7482
      @donversak7482 Před 6 lety +256

      MetroidJunkie no not really, Joseph was just too skilled for the pillar men, sadly the same thing can't be said for Jonathan...

    • @zefanyalt5944
      @zefanyalt5944 Před 6 lety +83

      The ending will be like, your next line is, the world!

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 Před 6 lety +128

      Y Liang Jonathan quickly grew out of his sheltered youth. Just look at his fight in Ogre Street. He can throw down with the best of them. He's headstrong and fervent, and he has a greater degree of willpower than Joseph does (although Joseph has it). Jonathan fights against crushed bones and blistered skin, and he keeps on.

  • @Pablo-us5qj
    @Pablo-us5qj Před 7 lety +885

    "you cunning old geezer"
    "the same goes for you"

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +159

      Easy to forget that, despite looking around Jotaro's age, Dio's as old as Joseph's Grandfather.

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL Před 6 lety +2

      ^

    • @giantotter319
      @giantotter319 Před 5 lety +62

      Did Joseph just "No U" Dio?

    • @memerofblaviken6326
      @memerofblaviken6326 Před 4 lety +2

      VGamingJunkie Dio *is* Joseph's grandfather. That's Jonathan's body.

    • @user-pj1ec5om5g
      @user-pj1ec5om5g Před 3 lety

      @@memerofblaviken6326 that’s what he said...

  • @aaronkennedy6731
    @aaronkennedy6731 Před 7 lety +904

    Joseph- "Now I will show you my Hamon Clacker Volley!"
    Proceeds to detach a wrecking ball from a crane, pick it up with Hermit Purple and hit Dio with it.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec Před 6 lety +15

      Aaron Kennedy Dio: Za Wurdo

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +156

      If it was Part 2 and Joseph was the main character, you know he'd try some convoluted strategy like that that somehow worked.

    • @mgc9965
      @mgc9965 Před 6 lety +31

      MetroidJunkie
      And it would be completely acceptable

    • @elimatua5591
      @elimatua5591 Před 6 lety +15

      "Fist me granddaddy."
      "What?"
      "What?"

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 Před 5 lety +16

      @@VGamingJunkieVT yeah it's called: ''that's bullshit but I'm ok with it cause I like joseph''
      I Like his character but It seems like you can put him fighting every single villain in fiction and somehow he wins at the end.I really don't like that.In some way, he has more bullshit victories than jotaro.

  • @egaliseur8430
    @egaliseur8430 Před 6 lety +197

    This is why I love Joseph. He’s always been able to do so much with so little. Improvised weaponry, distraction tactics, sleight of hand...he’s the ultimate tactician! (and, of course, the biggest goofball)

  • @mrdropkicker1
    @mrdropkicker1 Před 6 lety +820

    Welp, there it is... the last time Hamon was really relevant in this show...

    • @mithril5155
      @mithril5155 Před 5 lety +146

      Well, Hamon was more useful with vampires and zombies, but in part 4 we had a HUMAN psychopath.

    • @miralis00
      @miralis00 Před 5 lety +21

      @@mithril5155 Duwang Gang

    • @mithril5155
      @mithril5155 Před 5 lety +10

      @@miralis00 *chew*

    • @lordjaraxxus8568
      @lordjaraxxus8568 Před 4 lety +12

      Crítico Alpha no more hamon? No dignity

    • @riverajustinmarks.
      @riverajustinmarks. Před 4 lety +16

      @@dyvyby I wonder if hamon would have cured or helped Okuyasu's father? Since it was a flesh bud that did the transformation.

  • @egeorgiades93
    @egeorgiades93 Před 7 lety +1457

    Question: Why didn't Joseph order any UV Light Cannon attachments for his hand through Speedwagon Foundations before going to DIO? That would have made this much easier.

    • @mishatarkus
      @mishatarkus Před 7 lety +469

      It's implied his hand has no gadgets because the tech for those died with the Nazis in the Jojo universe. Then again, yeah, UV light could've possibly at least made his movement harder like it had with the Pillar Men.

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 Před 7 lety +326

      Misha Tarkus Speedwagon Foundations had 50 years to replicate that technology. They at least could have made it where Joseph's fingers shot UV Light Beams!
      ....Wait a minute! Speedwagon Foundations helped make it with the Nazis!! Speedwagon comments on how they helped miniaturize it so The Nazi's could help kill Kars's Gladiator Army.

    • @DyLeN17
      @DyLeN17 Před 7 lety +272

      Eric D. Even if he did, Joseph's hand gets destroyed every 5 episodes.

    • @user-uv5ld3cx5t
      @user-uv5ld3cx5t Před 6 lety +72

      Maybe no one even thought that Dio is a thing after so many years. Especially not after the much more OP pillar gays and the bio god went for space exploration.

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 Před 6 lety +3

      Eric D. YOOOOOOOO

  • @pantheman2842
    @pantheman2842 Před 3 lety +146

    The best part of this:
    DIO of course would suspect this trick. He used it against Jonathan in the castle fight with his Ionic Freeze. Jonathan countered it with Hamon-infused objects and beat him.
    DIO learned well from that defeat.

    • @azizth70
      @azizth70 Před 2 lety +17

      YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL !!!
      THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK !!

    • @christianmicheal6678
      @christianmicheal6678 Před rokem +1

      I thought it was because he time stopped and noticed hermit purple wrapped around Joseph

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 Před rokem +5

      @@christianmicheal6678 That too, but I mean the idea of countering the defense that would destroy him if he tried to punch.

  • @SuperUnhappyman
    @SuperUnhappyman Před 8 lety +3193

    Joseph: Spider gramps Spider gramps
    Hermit purple Spider gramps
    can he swing from a vine?
    killing dio in no time
    OH MY GOD
    here comes spider gramps

    • @RozwellMunchausen
      @RozwellMunchausen Před 8 lety +114

      You've got my respect for that XD

    • @terrellgautier3454
      @terrellgautier3454 Před 6 lety +71

      In the chill of the night at the scene of the battle he crashes his plane and arrives just in time

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +49

      If Joseph is Spiderman, then that must make Jotaro Batman. Wears all black and speaks in a brooding voice.

    • @monterreymapping5608
      @monterreymapping5608 Před 6 lety +8

      Respect 4 u

    • @mikayari185
      @mikayari185 Před 6 lety +14

      should’ve been “OOH NOO!”

  • @GabedalfTheWhite
    @GabedalfTheWhite Před 7 lety +1745

    It took me too long to figure out that at 2:01 he does his *SHIIIIIZZZAAAAA* face

    • @emanuelemonastra2790
      @emanuelemonastra2790 Před 6 lety +487

      Kakyoin's death must've awakened painful memories

    • @mgc9965
      @mgc9965 Před 6 lety +100

      SHIZZAAAAAAAAAA

    • @AussieGG
      @AussieGG Před 6 lety +245

      AWAKEN MY PTSD

    • @kotodori_
      @kotodori_ Před 6 lety +52

      AYAYAYAAY *pose*

    • @HispachioZ
      @HispachioZ Před 6 lety +100

      *When your best buddies dies in front of you more than once* 2:01

  • @skinnypennis_316
    @skinnypennis_316 Před 5 lety +222

    Joseph: " I've faced and defeated more cruel and evil people then you"
    DIO: "Ha, I burnt my brothers dog to death and poisoned my adoptive father for shits and giggles"

    • @comradethegreat3599
      @comradethegreat3599 Před 4 lety +33

      And he also made a woman eat her own baby and forced a innocent(I think) senator to kill a bunch of people then killed him.

    • @user-pj1ec5om5g
      @user-pj1ec5om5g Před 3 lety +11

      @@comradethegreat3599 man payed 6 times the average tax, if he ain’t a saint I don’t know who is anymore

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya Před 2 lety

      @@comradethegreat3599 made a woman what, when?

    • @comradethegreat3599
      @comradethegreat3599 Před 2 lety

      @@inigo-montoya Part 1. I don't remember which episode but it's in part 1.

    • @huynhvuongviet2410
      @huynhvuongviet2410 Před 2 lety +2

      @@inigo-montoya In part 1, there was a mother holding a baby in her arm and she begged Dio (who already has turned into a vampire at that point) to spare the baby and turned her instead. Dio kept his words and he didnt touch the baby, instead, the mother got turn into a vampire lost all of her humanity and mercilessly destroyed her baby. Basically, Dio tricked the woman into killing her own child while keeping his words.

  • @spaceyote7174
    @spaceyote7174 Před 3 lety +237

    Joseph literally saved both his and Jotaro’s lives here. If he hadn’t shielded himself with Hamon, the World would have punched into his body, killing him just like Kakyoin, and he would have drank Joseph’s blood, giving him a massive power boost and allowing him to kill Jotaro immediately. This way, Dio incapacitating Joseph is delayed enough that Jotaro turns up before his hamon fails, preventing him from sucking his blood immediately and giving Jotaro time to learn how to stop time before he eventually does. It also means that Joseph ‘only’ gets his carotid slashed, which unlike being World-punched wouldn’t have rapidly killed him.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 3 lety +5

      That’s a really good point! So many small actions made a huge difference in who lived and died

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA Před 2 lety +8

      so Joseph saves the world again

    • @jahfkas1790
      @jahfkas1790 Před 2 lety +1

      I know this comment is a year old, but technically it’s implied Jotaro ALREADY could stop time, remember how Star Platinum gave him that drink against D’Arby? It appeared out of practically nowhere. Sure Star Platinum is FAST, but still getting a full on drink probably required him to stop time. My theory is that Jotaro couldn’t stop time while DIO was doing it as soon as given the opportunity, either that or he decided to wait for the perfect moment to turn the tides, along with this fact, moving within stopped time required practice aside from the affinity of being a time-stopper. Like how DIO technically moved for a few seconds during Jotaro’s time stop, his practice with The World was greater than Jotaro’s Star Platinum, allowing him to have a few more initial moments of “invading” Jotaro’s stopped time, albeit unconsciously, since DIO was too distracted about gloating in his supposed “victory” he didn’t even realize it, although taking Joseph’s blood did affect DIO’s mental state, which by no chance Jotaro could’ve foresaw, but it was what allowed him to deal the finishing blow, ironically DIO’s “escape route” had consequences and led to his downfall. Although I’m not sure if DIO himself would be aware of his mental state change, but knowing DIO he’d probably still try to siphon Joseph’s blood anyways just to have a fighting chance, but possibly more “carefully” he could’ve taken the blood of bystanders if he knew that’d happen, so that implies DIO didn’t know what would happen to his mind. Although I’m curious about something, say if DIO somehow survived beyond that and returned to talk with Pucci about the “Heaven Plan”, how would Pucci react, would he be disgusted at his true colors being revealed? Or would he continue to justify him as a friend and merely impaired from the decision of taking Joseph’s blood?

    • @the05thatasked52
      @the05thatasked52 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jahfkas1790 star platinum is over 15x the speed of light he didn't need to stop time to get a drink

    • @lewanbroski504
      @lewanbroski504 Před rokem

      @@jahfkas1790 that's not him stopping time that was Jotaro taking advantage of D'arby emotions and pushing him by using Star Platinums speed to fuck with him that way it broke his concentration and instead on focusing on the fact he could have not only easily won that game but the fact that the game was rigged in his favour which he knew. Jotaro literally only gets Time Skip in his fight vs Dio

  • @Quasarion
    @Quasarion Před 8 lety +1300

    A Hamon vs Stand fight would have been interesting to see.
    EDIT: 1000 likes thanks everyone!

    • @kingcool26ify
      @kingcool26ify Před 7 lety +143

      Quasarion if Joseph mastered his Hamon I bet he wouldn't need H.P no more

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD Před 7 lety +287

      Hamon is completely useless against stands, only against humans or more effectively against zombies or vampires.

    • @codafett
      @codafett Před 7 lety +54

      Stands may or may not be generated by Hamon anyway.

    • @Iruka1991
      @Iruka1991 Před 6 lety +188

      Still, the best way to defeat the world, if you're don't have star platinum, is to kill the user, DIO is a vampire, o just hitting that sucker with some hamon would've been enough to weaken za warudo enough to not be a problem anymore. The problem is that the hero for this arc had to be Jotaro, so, Josuke was clearly nerfed.
      The old man defeated Kars the ultimate being. DIO is no match for him.

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet Před 6 lety +54

      Marcos Bustos Josuke? lmao

  • @WhiteRoseSamurai
    @WhiteRoseSamurai Před 8 lety +779

    Joseph: Your stand-
    Dio: Can stop time.
    Joseph: ...Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. ...It totally can't breathe fire?
    Dio: No.
    Joseph: OHTHANKGOD!

    • @PeterProductiveHQ
      @PeterProductiveHQ Před 7 lety +70

      You're next line is :" The world can stop time!"

    • @kingarthurpendragon134
      @kingarthurpendragon134 Před 7 lety +41

      WhiteRoseSamurai your next line is, "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, MUDA!"

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec Před 7 lety +53

      King Arthur: Dio: *throw knife at Joseph*: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!
      *pause*
      Narrator: It was at this moment DIO realize, he fucked up.

    • @naijal2761
      @naijal2761 Před 7 lety +44

      Pretty funny that The World actually would breath fire if Araki kept his decision to give The World all the tarot themed stands powers like Magician's Red

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +23

      Krillin: Gohan, did you see it? His power, he can...
      Gohan: Stop time?
      Krillin: Summon Road Rollers!

  • @Dreamfillah
    @Dreamfillah Před 4 lety +69

    1:44 This is one of Dio's more underrated villainous scenes, I feel - the voice-acting exudes such a feeling of menace and futility.

  • @stalkerzhs1864
    @stalkerzhs1864 Před 8 lety +482

    1:05
    Purple Experience Hamonium?

  • @chriswalken7374
    @chriswalken7374 Před 8 lety +271

    I love when it zooms in on dio's vampire eye

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 Před 7 lety +16

      It's scary and cool all at once. Lol

    • @TheMentisGroup
      @TheMentisGroup Před 5 lety +8

      @Azazelo129 Yeah, and about how he forgot about them. *cries in wryyyys*

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheMentisGroup He couldn't use most of his vampire powers because he's weakenee and considered The World to be the perfect Stand. Shut up and stop trying to be smartasses.

  • @teephattinnapoom2784
    @teephattinnapoom2784 Před 7 lety +298

    2:01 It that easter egg cuz joseph face really look like Ceasar dead scene

    • @taztaz5889
      @taztaz5889 Před 6 lety +24

      Teephat Tinnapoom yoo actually for real it does

    • @regg41
      @regg41 Před 6 lety +8

      SSSHHHHIIIZZZZAAAA

    • @SoupStores
      @SoupStores Před 5 lety +3

      Ah, my favorite scene.
      The Caesar dead scene.

    • @Laurentxoplex
      @Laurentxoplex Před 5 lety +2

      KAKKKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOINNNNN

  • @brandonhenderson9164
    @brandonhenderson9164 Před 6 lety +94

    I JUST realized, Joseph Joestar is Indiana Jones. Look at him whip it and his outfit.

  • @bortautisticbuddha9171
    @bortautisticbuddha9171 Před 8 lety +634

    Just a thought... if you think about it, maybe hamon really wouldn't have affected The World since Hermit Purple was only conducting hamon, and not directly touching Dio. Maybe Dio was just being extra-extra cautious since Jonathan kinda just reduced him to a head last time he was overdrived.

    • @dansiomgray5401
      @dansiomgray5401 Před 8 lety +132

      Someone Didnt Watch Part 2 Lisa Lisas Scarf Consucts Shocked The Kars Decoy, Done.

    • @thetotodile7261
      @thetotodile7261 Před 8 lety +10

      +Dandalf ThyRed someone needs a repeat lesson ahahah

    • @satriosukarji1777
      @satriosukarji1777 Před 6 lety +207

      In part 4, Jotaro used Star Platinum to touch poisonous darts that came out of a stand.
      Despite using SP as a medium, the poison dart still affected his skin since it came from another stand.
      I think it's safe to say that Joseph could've killed DIO through hamon coming from Hermit Purple.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +10

      Well, that's not quite the same since Hamon isn't a Stand Ability.

    • @NekoSoren
      @NekoSoren Před 6 lety +27

      Yeah but you need to take in account how Hamon is conducted, essentially given what Stands are you could argue that they might be very good for conducting Hamon, enough at least for Dio to know that if The World touches him it might potentially be worse than if Dio himself touched it

  • @temp1326
    @temp1326 Před 4 lety +35

    we all clown on hermit purple but be honest just being able to jump building like spider man is badass

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Před 7 lety +98

    Dio: You cunning old geezer
    Joseph: who the hell are you calling old? You're at least fifty years older than me! At least I was born this century!

  • @thatguywithquarters454
    @thatguywithquarters454 Před 4 lety +82

    But imagine how broken Joseph would’ve been in battle tendency if he had hermit purple then

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya Před 2 lety

      He had

    • @aaronn.5164
      @aaronn.5164 Před 2 lety +8

      I think he did, he just didn't know it. It's how he was able to predict what an enemy was going to do.

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive Před rokem +4

      @@inigo-montoya No he didn't, stop spreading misinformation.

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive Před rokem +3

      @@aaronn.5164 Araki never said that, stop spreading misinformation just because you watched a kaleb i.a video

    • @Herr_Ryddle
      @Herr_Ryddle Před rokem +2

      @@LunarOverdrive yes it is, since diavolo is dying everything is canon

  • @notimportant493
    @notimportant493 Před 7 lety +285

    if this was young joseph with hermit purple he may have been able to beat dio here. Mostly due to his cunning when he was young and how good he was a setting attacks up. (he'd likely predict where dio would likely go in a time stop, throw clackers prior to him doing so, dio moves as predicted, clackers fly back and smash dios skull with hamon killing him)

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD Před 7 lety +33

      niceu niceu, verrry niceu idea

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Před 7 lety +63

      Anadroll 50, or throw his ass to space, someone needs to keep Kars company.

    • @maplemaple1439
      @maplemaple1439 Před 6 lety +11

      Diego Medina lmao, just hermit purple spider man his way to the nearest active ocean volcano

    • @Champsr0ck2247
      @Champsr0ck2247 Před 6 lety +43

      TheDiamondBladeHD 2.0 Predicting, sure, but that doesn't make sense. Joseph needs a read on his opponents to trap him. Since he cannot see Dio inside stopped time he cannot see how Dio attacks, meaning that he cannot possibly predict how Dio would attack him. Him using Hermit Purple as body armor was his only plan since Kakyoin deduced that his The World wasn't a ranged Stand

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +9

      One thing he could potentially do is predict where Dio will be when time resumes and use the same string trick he used against Esidisi. All he has to do is get Hamon into DIO and he's as good as dead. The only trouble is actually doing that since DIO stops time and has a stand that rivals Star Platinum in terms of raw strength.

  • @gamejtv
    @gamejtv Před 7 lety +64

    1:52 Damn. That's one of my favorite DIO lines. It's just so intense and badass.

    • @kaioxys
      @kaioxys Před 4 lety +11

      It’s really what makes dio so threatening as an antagonist. All throughout this series, it’s been about figuring out how the enemy power works, and the destroying it easily from there. With dio, you figure out how it works, and you’re still like “well whoop de doo!”

  • @theinfamousphantom4147
    @theinfamousphantom4147 Před 3 lety +29

    When Dio went to attack Joseph, he didn’t stop because he realized he was using hamon, Jospeh just used his second ability HERMIT PURPLE THE WORLD

  • @holdenhartley5454
    @holdenhartley5454 Před 6 lety +69

    2:01 HAMITU PAPULU ANDU HAMON!!!

  • @m.jofarhan7484
    @m.jofarhan7484 Před 6 lety +36

    The only scene where the Villain and The Protagonist talking about the legendary Hamon

  • @JovianCloudfarmer
    @JovianCloudfarmer Před 7 lety +310

    Spider-Man vs Super Saiyan Goku Black (2015)

    • @TheD736
      @TheD736 Před 6 lety +25

      Martin9172. Infinity war is looking good

    • @xxxbomberxxx
      @xxxbomberxxx Před 6 lety

      Martin9172 .

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Před 6 lety +19

      Well Dio did stole Jonathan's Body kinda like how Zamas stole Goku's body.

    • @josephjoestar6959
      @josephjoestar6959 Před 5 lety

      @@diegomedina9637 The other way around

    • @SrBlue-qp2ux
      @SrBlue-qp2ux Před 5 lety +1

      But actually the villain is smart

  • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881

    You know the one thing I hate about JoJo? The bystanders.
    "Oh an old man just fell off the roof and is very clearly injured let's laugh our asses off at him."
    "Oh look an elementary schooler covered in severe open and bleeding wounds but let's leave him alone because he's 'gross'"
    Like, are they all mentally deficient? Is every non-character-of-focus a sadistic sociopath?

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache

    You may not know the meaning of the word "panic", but Dio's going to teach you the meaning of the word "MUDA"!

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker Před 6 lety +6

      Or not, remember what Jotaro said after the fight with Dio?
      "The word useless has no meaning for me anymore"

  • @meg3
    @meg3 Před 5 lety +23

    人が落ちてきたらまず心配よりあおりまくる世界

    • @ALX667
      @ALX667 Před 4 lety +7

      零星レイア
      今の時代なら動画撮って投稿だな
      たいしてかわらない

  • @Karleetoh
    @Karleetoh Před 7 lety +101

    2:01 is that his "SHIZAAAA" face?

  • @icimuan936
    @icimuan936 Před 6 lety +58

    ちなみにスタンドそのものには波紋は効きませんが、スタンドは波紋を伝達するので、スタンドから波紋を伝わらせて本体にダメージを与えることは可能です。

    • @teru211
      @teru211 Před 6 lety +9

      一夢カズム
      なるほど

    • @user-tf7jx1gb1s
      @user-tf7jx1gb1s Před 4 lety

      一夢カズム なんでそんなこと分かるの?

    • @icimuan936
      @icimuan936 Před 4 lety

      @@user-tf7jx1gb1s 「生命エネルギー」を武器にしてる、という点ではスタンドと波紋は同じものだからですよ。
      技(波紋)として昇華してるか、力(スタンド)として昇華してるかの違いだけです。

  • @Angel-xz3vx
    @Angel-xz3vx Před 5 lety +22

    "What good does understanding my Stand's power do for you?"
    *Spends majority of the anime sending assassins to kill the gang before they figure out Dio's abilities*

    • @josephge4223
      @josephge4223 Před 4 lety +5

      DIO said that he wasn’t ready to fight yet. Which presumably is because
      A: he doesn’t have enough blood to have his full powered vampiric regeneration.
      B: he thinks that he hasn’t been able to stop time long enough to his satisfaction. (The more he stops time, the long he can stop it.)
      C: his assassins actually did a decent job, they almost died, a lot.

    • @motherlove8366
      @motherlove8366 Před 4 lety +3

      Dio is also shit scared of JoJos, he would have much rather not faced them himself.

  • @sakurose9
    @sakurose9 Před 4 lety +22

    0:35 Imagine if Joseph used Hamon Hermit to attack the world instead of him jumping back

    • @JammDubs
      @JammDubs Před 2 lety +1

      The world would dodge, don't forget how fast that stand can be, but if Joseph did it fast, stardust crusaders over

    • @yourdailytoilet5962
      @yourdailytoilet5962 Před 3 měsíci

      He was taunting DIO because he thought DIO still didn't know the Hamon hermit purple trick

  • @poohwithtimbs7027
    @poohwithtimbs7027 Před 4 lety +35

    The only reason he wasn't able to beat DIO was because he wasn't the main Jojo

  • @karol3930
    @karol3930 Před 4 lety +9

    0:38 "oh you're not approaching me?"

  • @user-xb5le7xj5h
    @user-xb5le7xj5h Před 5 lety +31

    承太郎が波紋使えてたらラッシュの速さ比べの所でもう勝ってたよね

  • @aliceliddell8084
    @aliceliddell8084 Před 6 lety +124

    Dio: you're quite the schemer you cunning old geezer
    Joseph: the same goes for you
    BURN!!

  • @bigwolf9451
    @bigwolf9451 Před 4 lety +6

    “You cunning old geezer” -the 100 year old vampire that was born when people used horses

  • @Ma_ku083
    @Ma_ku083 Před 3 lety +4

    "You're quite the scheamer, you cunning old geezer."
    -said by the 120 year old vampire

  • @happyboy1992math
    @happyboy1992math Před 6 lety +26

    さよなら、ジョセフ……。ありがとう、本当にありがとう、それしか……。

  • @calligraphy4244
    @calligraphy4244 Před 4 lety +10

    *Alternate Universe*
    THE WORLD: *punches Joseph*
    DIO: Hahahaha
    Joseph: And your next line is..

  • @JackHole10000
    @JackHole10000 Před 8 lety +20

    Damn, to think DIO quickly learned just how dastardly Joseph is known to be in terms of his Hamon Improvisation.

    • @stealthcreations7392
      @stealthcreations7392 Před 8 lety +8

      Well Joseph did inherit some of his tendencies of wits and fighting from his grandfather. Since Dio was a manipulative and schemer that contended with 1st Joe's hamon and stubborn intelligence (since it was he that saw through Dio's schemes even when they weren't as obvious). I think Dio's memory of hamon users like Joe and his natural observance of the families tenacity in battle would make for one difference in Dio's observance of these opponents as opposed to someone as much a stranger as the Pillar men or later seasons' enemies.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +10

      This Dio is very cautious, and for good reason. He's had experience fighting a Joestar so he knows how clever they can be, even in the face of certain death. He had a cop shoot at Jotaro, then listened for his breathing and heart beat, and even then wanted to decapitate him just to make ABSOLUTELY sure that he's dead.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 3 lety

      DIO is both super cautious and dishonorable, which are really bad matchups for Joseph to try to manipulate

  • @calebcalhoun9847
    @calebcalhoun9847 Před 4 lety +9

    0:34 That thing is a lot bigger than i thought it was

    • @carloseduardocorreiadecast3204
      @carloseduardocorreiadecast3204 Před 4 lety +1

      Star Platinum it's like 3 times bigger than Jotaro, I think The World is 3 times bigger than Dio too and Dio have a tank body

    • @retardedpenguin2936
      @retardedpenguin2936 Před 3 lety

      @@carloseduardocorreiadecast3204 Well it isnt Dios body Dios body was disintegrated over 100 years ago thanks Jonathon for that thiccness

  • @herpydepth1204
    @herpydepth1204 Před 4 lety +11

    Joseph for one second: I don’t know the meaning of the word panic
    Joseph for literally his entire life up to that one second: AHHHHH OH NO!
    OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! NIGERUNDAYO!

  • @user-jg8xw8mn8r
    @user-jg8xw8mn8r Před 3 lety +4

    I kind of wished that Joseph would say "And your next line is.." to Dio lol

  • @MaSaHo93
    @MaSaHo93 Před 5 lety +21

    Joseph should have teached hamon to all the crusaders. I mean, they all have stands, ok, but if you gonna figth a vampire, would't you like to use everything in your hands to get a addtional advantage? If hermit purple can conduct hamon, just imagine what Star Platinum or even Hierophant Green woudn't do to Dio.

    • @retardedpenguin2936
      @retardedpenguin2936 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean they had 50 days and Hamon takes weeks of training to use effectively they found and fought Dio on the last possible day teaching them Hamon would just not be beneficial and if they stopped to learn Hamon Holly would die before they found Dio

    • @retardedpenguin2936
      @retardedpenguin2936 Před 3 lety +5

      Also Hermit Purple is a Hamon stand even if Jotaro found out Hamon they wouldnt be able to infuse it with their stands as their stands dont work with hamon

  • @showtime5910
    @showtime5910 Před 5 lety +9

    I wish Joseph’s Hamon trick would have worked at least a little. Like, I’d settle for DIO getting a few burns on his hand, that’s all I ask.

  • @user-fg2bo3jl2i
    @user-fg2bo3jl2i Před 5 lety +18

    そのジジィのジジィと同級生で体の大半がそのジジィのジジィってこと忘れるんじゃあないか。

  • @anoobius3330
    @anoobius3330 Před 5 lety +14

    *Joseph falls from building and gets injured because of DIO*
    *Random Person: SANTA!*

  • @hotlinesanzensekai7084
    @hotlinesanzensekai7084 Před 7 lety +59

    Son DIO vs Spider Joseph.

    • @TheD736
      @TheD736 Před 6 lety

      HotLine Sanzensekai infinity war looks good

  • @BKMedia15
    @BKMedia15 Před 6 lety +9

    2:01 the face he made when Ceasar died 😭😭

  • @champagnegascogne9755
    @champagnegascogne9755 Před 8 lety +60

    THIS IS LEAKING SPIDERMAN VS GOKU

    • @mr.yolitz4038
      @mr.yolitz4038 Před 7 lety +7

      The101nega Are you really not getting the joke? It's the way that Joseph swings on hermit purple.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 6 lety +1

      SpiderJo, SpiderJo, does whatever a SpiderJo does.

  • @sam-eradio
    @sam-eradio Před 5 lety +10

    Imagine Dio calling the Grandson of his rival a geezer.

  • @NeroSeries
    @NeroSeries Před 6 lety +20

    Would have been funny if Joseph was the one who ended DIO like the narrator from part 2 suddenly reappears,
    "Looks like our old friend as met his match but wait Joseph doesnt look even a bit scared"
    Josephs covered in blood and has his arms crossed giving DIO a similar speech he did to Esidsi DIO gets cocky and thinks he can easily beat Joseph since he has lost alot of blood and cant use hamon. DIO punches him but sike it wasnt blood but red blood like oil and its infused with hamon the dio dies

  • @lolloislollo
    @lolloislollo Před 5 lety +10

    Joseph was not nerfed at all. In stardust crusaders he is 68 (!) so the mere fact that he is able to keep up with the rest of the team is incredible.

  • @arabola2189
    @arabola2189 Před 6 lety +10

    Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Pt 3: “This is the last of my Hamon, TAKE IT FROM ME!!”

  • @CHEFonYT
    @CHEFonYT Před 4 lety +4

    I love the lack of suprise the people when a semi elderly man falls from the top of a roof and onto the street

  • @hipehipe4606
    @hipehipe4606 Před 3 lety +6

    Dio: *calls Joseph an older geezer*
    Also Dio: *Lived for 100 years*

  • @TortssMacKenzie
    @TortssMacKenzie Před 6 lety +4

    It was sometimes really hard to think that SC Joseph was the same dude being an absolute badass blasting the Ultimate Lifeform into space while he was also getting launched out of a volcano, while STILL being making smartass remarks to a fucking god

  • @billymanziel5666
    @billymanziel5666 Před 3 lety +6

    As much as I miss hamon, this was a good last moment for it if it had to go. I loved when dio mentioned that it helped defeat him in phantom blood.

  • @daufenbach1447
    @daufenbach1447 Před 5 lety +17

    2:26 DIO sure is a hot chick

  • @gishan2213
    @gishan2213 Před 2 lety +3

    I like how Joseph used hermit purple to swing around like spiderman

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer Před 6 lety +8

    Basically: "hey guys remember hamon?"

  • @niggamoment6484
    @niggamoment6484 Před 3 lety +2

    Joseph :is critically injured
    Civillians: Omg its christmas Santa is here!!

  • @Laerei
    @Laerei Před 5 lety +7

    Throughout the Part 3, DIO paid attention only to Joseph. Joseph was the only one he cared about in the group. He respected Joseph, saw only him as a danger because Joseph was hamon user (and maybe he even had found out about the Pillar Men and their defeat at the hands of Joseph). Even fighting Joseph, he was being cautious and respectful. It wasn't until he had succeeded in killing Joseph that he started to pay attention to Jotaro and even then, he didn't respect or fear Jotaro until Jotaro proved to be far stronger than DIO had thought.

  • @adafsagball7980
    @adafsagball7980 Před 8 lety +349

    The most badass character become a chuck Norris ripoff and get nerf by author how sad

    • @temujinusa7517
      @temujinusa7517 Před 8 lety +51

      Indiana Jones expy.

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 Před 8 lety +120

      If he became a Chuck Norris he would defeat Dio before he even had a chance to stop time.

    • @lunausagi8495
      @lunausagi8495 Před 7 lety +3

      teubert2 That's why it's a ripoff

    • @zenzosp
      @zenzosp Před 6 lety +12

      TheFlazar the manga is like 30 to 40 years old, was chuck norris known as much back in the day?

    • @vegasmona
      @vegasmona Před 6 lety

      teubert2 lol that's why, if he is Joseph Joestar then he would have killed Dio.
      He got nerfed...

  • @user-gu8pu5pr9i
    @user-gu8pu5pr9i Před 6 lety +19

    時を止めて4秒か。
    時を止めても時が経つ

  • @theknightwhosealsthedarkne9756

    Something I noticed was Joseph was running away while thinking of kakyoin's message, and still managed to almost asspulled Dio with the vine barriers protecting him. He also thought of Kakyoin's message while running, pretty impressive for an old man.

  • @chimkennugget4243
    @chimkennugget4243 Před 3 lety +3

    2:00 Caesar....

  • @oswaldoking229
    @oswaldoking229 Před 6 lety +59

    Dio is like 200 years old and he calling joseph old

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Před 7 lety +22

    "I don't know the meaning of the word panic!" (Except that one time when Kars became the ultimate lifeform and Hamon didn't do shit anymore. That had me freaking out, but DIO doesn't need to know that!)

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 Před 3 lety +1

      Though Kars' existence would probably send DIO into a frenzy, because he doesn't accept anyone as even equal to him except the man who beat him 4.5 times.

  • @jaytufuga3896
    @jaytufuga3896 Před 5 lety +7

    0:25 - if he spammed that multiple times he would have ended everyone

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 Před 5 lety +3

    I love how Hermit Purple is a Web Shooter

  • @boxerbatey9407
    @boxerbatey9407 Před 3 lety +3

    Where's Stroheim and his UV squad when you need em?

  • @vibing-vicinity9989
    @vibing-vicinity9989 Před 5 lety +8

    1:00 DIO knowns he’s older right??

  • @1yearsago476
    @1yearsago476 Před 3 lety +4

    I can't be live dio said that Joseph was cunning too, Joseph was told to be cunning tons of times in part 2 and now part 3
    just how smart is he?

  • @MrGksarathy
    @MrGksarathy Před 7 lety +11

    HAMON!!!!! Oh how I miss you!!!

  • @jcgilbert100ify
    @jcgilbert100ify Před 5 lety +7

    A lot of people are theorizing as to how young Joseph could have won or how he's worse now, but being honest that hamon/hermit purple trick was pretty good and 100% would have worked if it wasn't for DIO's plot armour saving him up to be killed by the MC later

    • @Dean0094
      @Dean0094 Před 9 měsíci

      the only reason joseph doesn't win is cause he is not the main character anymore _-_

  • @ramprattipati2841
    @ramprattipati2841 Před 5 lety +4

    0:59 Dio calls Joseph an old geezer when dio is way older... I just found that funny

  • @huangJJ0412
    @huangJJ0412 Před 4 lety +2

    Joseph in Part 2: Young British with absolute high level combat using yellowish breathing skill that defeated 3 Aztec gods that have been put to slept for 2000+ years
    50 years later: *S P I D E R M A N*

  • @thatfangirlk.
    @thatfangirlk. Před 5 lety +2

    It’s kind of funny how Dio stops for some moments to “talk” with the Joestars, like he’s waiting for them to say or do something that remind him of Jonathan to fucking wreck them even more or idk.

  • @doesthisneedfurtherexplana5862

    imagine if DIO didn’t sense it and punched him

  • @michaelh4227
    @michaelh4227 Před 5 lety +3

    Dio: BTW, did you teach your grandson Hamon?
    Joseph: No, not really.
    Dio: Okay, good.

  • @priestshibe
    @priestshibe Před 4 lety +2

    “Santa” what a great way to address the guy that saved the whole planet 60 yrs ago

    • @retardedpenguin2936
      @retardedpenguin2936 Před 3 lety

      Nah it was around 40 years ago as Joseph is 69 by part 3 and he was 19 when he beaten Kars

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 Před 6 lety +20

    Shame no one else thought to spread Hamon out to other Stand users. Joseph’s still got it.

  • @toasterbathbombs139
    @toasterbathbombs139 Před 4 lety +3

    I wonder how Joseph’s hat stays on while he is swinging from building to building with hermit purple