Imagine getting kidnapped and forced into acting as someone's pet and then the first thing you hear of the outside world is your lame coworker calling you Teddy Bear
Paul Matthews just meowed. I regret watching this, because now I'll constantly lose my shit remembering about this mess lol Edit: I want to crawl out of my skin, why does Jon have to be so fucking good at acting? Who gave him that right? I haven't had such a visceral reaction over a video before, holy shit...
i have this image in my head of tinky just watching all of this being furious but he can't do anything about it because wiggly keeps stopping him because he thinks it's hilarious
One of the things I find scary about this story is that the motivation behind the Kitty Cat Club doesn’t seem to be sexual at all. They just think men are dogs.
I don't know if this is the fault of Wiggly, Blinky, or if those girls are just deranged, but this is the most horrific NT story yet. WTF It would have been fairly normal by NT standards if Melissa just escaped by herself or with the help if a lord in black, but having Paul take her is a psychological horror way beyond the other stories
its SO fucking weird but i love this story so much, it's genuinely unnerving and disturbing while also managing to make me laugh out loud multiple times i know there doesn't seem to be hardly any desire from fans for this as a nightmare time episode (which i do understand, its definitely not for everyone lmao) but i would love to see this in season 3
Would love a professional recording of this story. I watched a movie with a very similar premise and this was MUCH better and more tasteful, if you can believe it.
@@terrytheboxwithlimbs Lol I was actually referring to 2022's Good Boy, very disappointing film! I might check out Pet now, I'll go in with your thoughts in mind though!
Sorry, just watched this for the first time, WHAT THE FUCK. I AM ACTUALLY SPEECHLESS. WHAT IN THE GODDAMN STOCKHOLM SYNDROME WAS THAT. PAUL WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU
WAIT- THIS WAS AN ACTUAL THING?!?!?!? They did trivia over it during the Halloween stream, and I just assumed it was a joke! I should know better, I know. But I remember legitimately thinking that it would be an interesting Nightmare Time episode, and was disappointed when it wasn’t in the S3 lineup. Now I am going to watch it and see if I was right.
Right after watching one of my cats came to say hello - even just saying that makes me feel disturbed. Never before has a piece of media effected me so vicerally. I pet my cat, and almost immediately recoiled. Honestly the best nightmare time since it will be giving me nightmares.
I had to come here because all the talk about being traumatised by this story got me curious. Oh how I regret it now. I am a changed person after this.
I love this story but I wish I could read it instead of watch it because holy fuk I had to keep pausing it because I get second hand embarrassment so bad 😂
I genuinely dislike the implications of this story more than TGWDLM (from an in-universe standpoint) and i wish i hadn't watched it. Very uncomfy. Thanks for posting this video
This Is A Little Weird. When Joey Was Ted I Was Like Ok. But When He Was Dog Ted. I Couldn't Stop Laughing Or Smiling. And When Lauren Stroked His Hair. I Was Like O My Goodness. And Jon As Well As Paul And Cat Paul. But I Love Anything Team Starkid Or Tin Can Brothers Related.
"I finally want to tell my wife something" 🤣 GO MR. DAVIDSON! BE BRAVE! "Did he finally tell his wife that important something? Not today..." Goddammit that made me legit sad. Stop toying with my emotions like this Nick! (JK Never want him to stop!) Tie him up... something we can use in Mr. Davidson's office... 🤨 Oh is there? lol. that's a fun little innuendo there. ... 😳😲Oh they actually went there... wait this is Starkid why did I think they WEREN'T going to actually go there. LOL 🤣
I've heard a ton of stuff about this thing everywhere and seeing people's takes on it is hilarious so i have to watch it myself XD commenting so i can get my before vs after reactions, ill edit this comment when I'm done to see if this thing is truly as batshit crazy as I've heard. XD EDIT: whattheFUCK
I'd love to see a pro reread of this some time in the future, give it the proper Nightmare Time treatment. This is great, but the audio clipping, looping, etc. makes it hard to hear what someone is saying sometimes, and with how lore heavy the Hatchetfield stories are, types that analyze the hell out of them (like myself) want to hear every little detail possible. Edit: As deranged and horrifying as Melissa is, I can at least agree with her stance on declawing cats.
I love the fact Mariah can’t control herself when Jeff’s mic keeps repeating
Imagine getting kidnapped and forced into acting as someone's pet and then the first thing you hear of the outside world is your lame coworker calling you Teddy Bear
Lauren struggling to keep it together with Joey barking like a dog right next to her. (45 minute-ish mark)
Couple goals.
i knew paul was a poor little meow meow but this is ridiculous!
Yoooo 💀
The perfect comment
Paul Matthews just meowed. I regret watching this, because now I'll constantly lose my shit remembering about this mess lol
Edit: I want to crawl out of my skin, why does Jon have to be so fucking good at acting? Who gave him that right? I haven't had such a visceral reaction over a video before, holy shit...
"when i look at her, i see my daughter" is criminally underrated 😂😂😂
not to mention the callback "Think of this as a daddy daughter visit... I'm like your daddy!" LOL
i have this image in my head of tinky just watching all of this being furious but he can't do anything about it because wiggly keeps stopping him because he thinks it's hilarious
One of the things I find scary about this story is that the motivation behind the Kitty Cat Club doesn’t seem to be sexual at all. They just think men are dogs.
came here to relive the Horrors of hey melissa. i hate how much i love this story lmao
🤣
I agree, I was morbidly interested in the story the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about it after I watched it.
literally same it’s so disturbing but it’s so interesting
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, ah Max Jägerman
BAHAHAH YES
I don't know if this is the fault of Wiggly, Blinky, or if those girls are just deranged, but this is the most horrific NT story yet. WTF
It would have been fairly normal by NT standards if Melissa just escaped by herself or with the help if a lord in black, but having Paul take her is a psychological horror way beyond the other stories
The most terrifying part of this is that it *doesn't* involve the Lords in Black.
@@Jason_Bryant it's still in Hatchetfield so they probably at least know about it, but we can't really know if they're involved
@@yoavshati Even they're all like "This is horrific y'all."
“Keep the beans cool” gets a whole new meaning now…
NO
☹️ why would you say this
Scrolling through before watching and I'm worried at this statement...
Wait im stupid was does this mean
Melissa couldn't keep her beans cool at all...
this. this is the scariest nightmare time story.
I love how if you look only at the last scene, this could just be a perfectly healthy pet play relationship
I love how literally No One could keep a straight face throughout this entire thing 😂
its SO fucking weird but i love this story so much, it's genuinely unnerving and disturbing while also managing to make me laugh out loud multiple times
i know there doesn't seem to be hardly any desire from fans for this as a nightmare time episode (which i do understand, its definitely not for everyone lmao) but i would love to see this in season 3
Would love a professional recording of this story. I watched a movie with a very similar premise and this was MUCH better and more tasteful, if you can believe it.
@@GazzaTF i believe it bc i think i know the exact movie you're talking about lol. pet, right? yeah this is WAY more tasteful
@@terrytheboxwithlimbs Lol I was actually referring to 2022's Good Boy, very disappointing film! I might check out Pet now, I'll go in with your thoughts in mind though!
I do want to know what was going through the Langs’ heads when they wrote Nightmare Time: The Tumblr Human Pet Guy
We thought Perky Buds was a...creative plot.
@@AFruityPhrogor Jane’s a Car…
bro i love mariah's reaction to the fan art lol
27:18 Joey sitting there shirtless is hilarious to me and I don’t know why
Sorry, just watched this for the first time, WHAT THE FUCK. I AM ACTUALLY SPEECHLESS. WHAT IN THE GODDAMN STOCKHOLM SYNDROME WAS THAT. PAUL WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU
The last scene was the most uncomfortable I think I've ever felt...
10/10 episode, will watch again
You know, I can’t help but get the feeling that they, and hear me out now,
didn’t want the majority of their fans to see this…
Mariah’s disappointment in herself at 57:15 lol
Jeff’s mic repeating the whole time is killing me 😂 why is it always him??
WAIT- THIS WAS AN ACTUAL THING?!?!?!?
They did trivia over it during the Halloween stream, and I just assumed it was a joke! I should know better, I know. But I remember legitimately thinking that it would be an interesting Nightmare Time episode, and was disappointed when it wasn’t in the S3 lineup.
Now I am going to watch it and see if I was right.
Wait they announced NT season 3??? Hell yeah
Do you know when s3 is coming out!!!?
WORKING BOYS FINALLY BECAME A MUSICAL
What in the holy god of Stockholm Syndrom is going on here?
immediately rewatches
The way I got a notification for a missing cat in my area after watching this.
Right after watching one of my cats came to say hello - even just saying that makes me feel disturbed. Never before has a piece of media effected me so vicerally. I pet my cat, and almost immediately recoiled.
Honestly the best nightmare time since it will be giving me nightmares.
I had to come here because all the talk about being traumatised by this story got me curious. Oh how I regret it now. I am a changed person after this.
I love this story but I wish I could read it instead of watch it because holy fuk I had to keep pausing it because I get second hand embarrassment so bad 😂
There’s a link to the dropbox file with the script in the description of the “Nerdy Prudes Must Livestream” video!
paul acting like a cat is so fucking insane
What the hell did they create. Morbidily intrigued
MARIAH IS SO CUTE SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY LOOKING AT THE FANART 😭😭
i understand why they didn’t perform this one now😀
I genuinely dislike the implications of this story more than TGWDLM (from an in-universe standpoint) and i wish i hadn't watched it. Very uncomfy. Thanks for posting this video
How have I not heard of this till now???
i hate that this is canon
tumblr is gonna get a real kick out of this
No apparently they hate it because their favorite Weird Horror show actually did something weird
Let’s hope DeviantArt doesn’t get ahold of this story.
"Lauren and Joey" I love it sm
I’m dying of laughter. As creepy and weird as this was. I couldn’t keep a straight face 😂😂😂😂😂
i wish paul was my kitty, i would treat him right
... i mean uhh... who said that...
Mariah did so good in this! Great villainry! (the toe beans moment had me legit chilled)
a very polarizing commercial break 😭
43:51 i can’t fucking breathe
This Is A Little Weird. When Joey Was Ted I Was Like Ok. But When He Was Dog Ted. I Couldn't Stop Laughing Or Smiling. And When Lauren Stroked His Hair. I Was Like O My Goodness. And Jon As Well As Paul And Cat Paul. But I Love Anything Team Starkid Or Tin Can Brothers Related.
So can we all agree this is Mariah’s best performance?
came here from the hatchetfield halloween trivia
Me too lol
Me three I needed to know wtf everyone was talking about
@@wizardgod4325 I have been putting off watching this and it gave me the push
same I was very confused
Same I can't believe I missed this.
Was this a episode of Nightmare Time that just wasn't released officially?
Yes. They said it was too weird for an actual story
Ted may as well change his namento Dead at this point.
...hot?
Going to watch this because I’m on a hatchet field spree,I’m genuinely curious if it’s as traumatic as the comments make it out to be or not oh god 😊
Well
Nah, honestly? I've read/seen worse
56:56 I am dying
"I finally want to tell my wife something" 🤣
GO MR. DAVIDSON! BE BRAVE!
"Did he finally tell his wife that important something? Not today..."
Goddammit that made me legit sad. Stop toying with my emotions like this Nick!
(JK Never want him to stop!)
Tie him up... something we can use in Mr. Davidson's office...
🤨 Oh is there? lol. that's a fun little innuendo there.
...
😳😲Oh they actually went there... wait this is Starkid why did I think they WEREN'T going to actually go there. LOL
🤣
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I knew it was going to be *funky* BUT BUT BUT I JSUT WHAT
I hate it but thank you😭
Hey buddy what the fuck was that?
you know what? i'm happy for them.
45:42 Bookmarking this for future use
Ummmm dare I ask what sort of usage…
as a cat person, i uh
hey, so the ending, is this relationship like a fetish thing, orrrr
well, you may call it that. Or it may be a thing where you think one thing is another because you don't know/have forgotten that first thing
im assuming its like stockholm syndrome, a trauma response/bond for paul
I think it's a brain damage and trauma cocktail.
17:22
probably stockholm syndrome or like a trauma bond for paul id assume
*7:12** LMAO*
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So, do we think the Lords are related, or that the girls are just freacking insane?
I also wonder what the songs would've been like!
I feel like even the Lords would be disgusted with this.
I don’t think it’s related to the lords at all, and that’s what makes it so scary
I believe it was confirmed that the Lords have nothing to do with Melissa and that she's just like that
@@twist_ending7545 ok cool, she's insane then xD
And I just realized I spelt "freaking" wrong
@@kawaiita934 yep. I remember hearing that she's actually a murderer in every timeline and it has nothing to do with the lords lol
Oh wait this is just audition
What the FUCK did I just watch?!
I’ve never actually heard of this episode
This is so good, does anyone know where it’s from?
Starkid livestream. I think it's called nerdy prudes livestream or something like that.
Yeah it was raising money for starkid returns
I've heard a ton of stuff about this thing everywhere and seeing people's takes on it is hilarious so i have to watch it myself XD commenting so i can get my before vs after reactions, ill edit this comment when I'm done to see if this thing is truly as batshit crazy as I've heard. XD
EDIT: whattheFUCK
Where was this originally streamed? I watched all of nightmares time but I had to like hunt for this one and I’m new starkid
I believe it was apart of this stream!
czcams.com/users/livehOxGIMmsy6w?si=flOL4OxSLgHC7FXr
1:59 who’s that guy in the middle..?
It's Ezekiel (the psychic bird from "Perky's Buds")
@@kimtesoro1872oh I didn’t realize that
The audios of these things sure aren’t the best
They rlly fixed it on nightmare time 2
You can find the link to the transcript in the livestream video
What 🤣
I'd love to see a pro reread of this some time in the future, give it the proper Nightmare Time treatment. This is great, but the audio clipping, looping, etc. makes it hard to hear what someone is saying sometimes, and with how lore heavy the Hatchetfield stories are, types that analyze the hell out of them (like myself) want to hear every little detail possible.
Edit: As deranged and horrifying as Melissa is, I can at least agree with her stance on declawing cats.