The Top 5 Signs You Are A Kook
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- čas přidán 3. 08. 2024
- Welcome to Top 5's where your host decides what their top 5 picks are. You might agree with them, you might disagree with them, but the fact of the matter is you're watching them. In this episode Avran takes a look at the Top 5 Signs You Are A Kook. Don't be a kook!
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Honorable mention: People who sit down to strap in right in front of the chair lift off loading area. Also all skiers who stand there trying to figure out which run they’re going on.
*people who sit down to strap in
@@jafari6658 yeah, but nah. sometimes it just doesn't work, and god forbid you're on a rocker board.
@@-tr0n just dig your heel edge in kook
@@snowboardingismylove what if I strap in on my toe side?
@@-tr0n spoken like a true kook
Honorable mention: RUROC HELMETS.
Ppl who think they are too cool to wear a helmet. Ppl who shit on others for wearing a Ruroc.
whats wrong with that helmet? just curious
@@kcxbaek3971 i mean just look at them lol
Dope snow outerwear too
This.
chilling in the landing zones of a kicker is pretty fucked as well
Sitting down to strap in right in the chair unloading area is also a winner.
Or just going in the park when you don’t know what you’re doing in general
People on the chair lifts who throw down their crushed beer cans and bottles. Seriously just gonna trash the mountain? That infuriates me😡
Oh that pisses me off. I was at 7 Springs in PA a few weeks ago. Just a steam of cans and litter under the chair the whole way up.
What!! Just put the can back in your jacket where it came from!!
Tourists
@@barrykennedy8507 that’s very sad to hear. People are scum bags.
@@barrykennedy8507 that’s my home mountain!!! yeah it’s like that lmao. unfortunately vail is taking it over next year tho so i’d perfer the trashed mountain now
Another honorable mention, wearing a sports jersey
Fake Rasta Dread Hats and Animal Tail Hats.
Guilty, but i dont give a fuck what of my looks. Gotta have something on when im trying not to get stabbed by an angry guido at Mountain Creek
I usually point them out like Bobby Boucher in water boy
@@RobHnasko haha
The Asians love it tho lol
"If you're a Kook please unsubscribe"... hahahaha, that killed me.
People actually don’t like powder????? That’s top notch Kookdum
Most famous quote I've heard on a pow day: "but I wanted groomers!"
@@garyscoop I mean, the second best thing about a pow day is that tomorrows groomers are gonna be fucking rad.
Lol my girlfriend hates pow and likes groomers
^ Break up with her.
@@th3oryO just to be a skiier is a problem
Love that Avran has been showcasing my Ride Rawlings boots in his videos lately
Got to listen to a couple talk about how the 35" of snow ruined their "normally sunny" vacation to Tahoe on the chairlift earlier this winter 😑
This was me when i first learned to snowboard over 10 years ago 😅
The music rucksack totally agree with ya 🙌🏼.
"Why do you people want to give me a brain tumor?" My life mantra 🤣
I don't now who is the kooks, but I love all powder what I can get. Thanks Avran for another great episode 👍
The madman actually drank that Zima finally. RIP Avran.
😂 nice reference with Powder...man, going back through your older videos is so great...stay angry buddy!
Nailed it! #1 I had no definition for these kooks! Thanks for rounding out my lexicon
How can anyone hate powder? As a snowboarder from the Midwest, powder days are a dream. I have had a few powder days, but it has t been like out west. Definitely looking forward to moving west and getting multiple pow days in a season.
Peep that Endeavor ranger 🤘 got a pioneer for this year and I'm loving it so far.
Absolutely fantastic
Honorable mention: People that sit down right in the middle of the fall line
When they bend over they're a human pole jam.
lol I always ride with a backpack to bring insulated hot tea, snacks, and a pipe to enjoy in the trees lol. extra goggle lens and layer is nice to have too.
As long as we can’t hear your shitty music go right ahead
I stuff my lunch in my backpack because I ain't paying those resort prices lmfao
Yeah I dont see how a backpack is kook. What if you go out of bounds and need your gear? Gotta disagree with that one
@@xavierrodriguez-sr8cvHe meant guys with music back packs 😂
Yo, unrelated, but is the video about that hike and ride email chain still up (I think it was a podcast segment) that shit was hilarious
I have no clue what you're talking about.
@@AngrySnowboarder it was like some shitty clothing brand that wanted you to wear their clothes, and then went apeshit when you said no. I might be thinking of somebody else I guess
I mean it's probably still up.
Kook by association is a real thing for sure
Fun drinking game, take a shot ever time he says “kook”
Fun vid. Some excellent lockdown laughs in there. I think you should drink more Zima during top 5's. It takes you to the next level.
What size is that fuse rawlings? :)
Yay i pass the vibe check
Although I still suck at getting off the chair lift I have only been on is 6 times.
Yes, PLEASE leave yr backpack full of dub-jovi in yr school locker!!! 🤬🤬🤬
Honorable mentions: no helmets wearing sports jerseys and only having one lense and it’s a full white out.
Also sitting in the middle of the run drives me fucking insane
@@azhuntssss7628 my 7 year old tries to do that shit.
Him: can we take a break here I'm tired.
Me: NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING RUN! GET OVER TO THE SIDE AND MAKE DAMN SURE ITS NOT INFRONT OF A ROLLER OR SIDE HIT.
@@dan.r9220 teaching them right! We ain’t raising our kids to be kooks lol
Ain't gonna lie to ya... That movie made me cry. Every time I saw it.
You forgot the guys who have 87 boards but ride 5 days a year...
Hahaha. He made a vid about having a gear buying addiction hahaha
Ten kids in a line across the trail right around a blind turn gotta love that
SPRAY EM.
Riders (and skiers) who wear GoPros on the bunny hills fall into the Kook category.
How about the guy that stands on the back of your board in the lift line with his board or skis?
Am I the only one reading all the angry snowboarders Answers to the comment?
Solid Gold 😆👍👍
Nope.
Thought you were exaggerating about people not liking power. Power gold here.... Last week I overheard someone in the lift line say they like the skiing at my local resort because they "don't like dealing with powder, it's too hard" 😓
Nailed it!!!
What about people that cut in on lift lines? Or am I just being too nice by not belting them?
Someone needs to learn how to assert dominance.
My friend from back in high school bought a full chrome ruroc helmet, I no longer ride with said friend in fear of being recognized
Good. No need to associate with troglodytes
Well, that was kooky! 😋
I rock a new pair of rotational bindings every season cos I'm rad
Mad cow?
HOLY SH$T......where was that lift line? Saw a line like this at Heavenly....left and went to Squaw Valley (no lines).
Funny as hell and true
Well most Kookish thing I do is take people out getting off the lift once in awhile but it’s becoming less common so I’ll take that hit 😂
oops been riding for 6 years and still struggle getting off the chairlift, have a ruroc helmet and follow buckhouse
Seppuku is the only option.
hahahahaha it seems every mountain has the same kooks all over the planet xD
Oh I know. Obsessing over what others wear or do.
I got a capita board that says on the bottom “locals only No Kooks” I was wondering what it meant lol
That's a Spring Break actually.
Ben Ferguson. Whew that was close!
Wearing Rurocs... ‘nuff said.
Outdoor Masters as well
Have you reviewed Bluetooth in helmet headphones that fit in the lil ear flap pockets? Would love a top 5 for them to avoid being a kook!
Review for literally all of them: mediocre sound quality, long battery, great convenience
Kooks spend more time in the parking lot than on the mountain.
Hunderdpercent correct. 👍
Couldnt agree more
Number 6 , i listened to this!
A guy this year was playing Limp Bisket 🥶
I have a friend that does the backpack music thing. I always tell him to turn that shit off
But what if they are dressed as Bowser, Mario, Luigi and Toad and are playing super Mario Music ? (seen it for real) Hilarious.
The fact you refer to them as a friend is really sad.
@@maximlanglais9204 only if the music has the jumping sound and they Ollie every time it comes up
Ride faster than him until the battery runs out
#1 Kook the guy that pushes through everyone in the lift line because their friends left them behind.
Far from number 1.
I always say people should drop their egos and master getting off chairlifts on the bunny slopes before going to upper mountain areas
Kooks on lifts start to fall as soon as they get off but if they don't fall in front of the lift pissing everyone else off then they grab on to you as they fall.
A kook took me out on the chair by stepping on my board with his kooky ass big footed clumsy ass foot.
While trying to skate off the lift, my body kept moving but my board froze cause the kook just stood on my board… the asshole separated my Tib-Fib. Aka high ankle sprain (not really an ankle “sprain” level 3 separation of the syndesmosis ligaments)
However, I got out of the way (errr belly crawled of the way )so god damn fast the lifty didn’t have to stop the lift… that’s what’s up!
You're the real MVP.
Hahaha Fuckin’ backpack steezin. My fave is watching people bent over, back pack steezin’ trying to hit a rail.
Fuck I love you bud. Keep up the videos.
Was nervous to watch this one, luckily I didn't score any points 😬
Please come out with a t - shirt that says I Hate Kooks lol or I am a Kook watch out lol
Honorable mention.. the guy who says "it sucked today" and you find he never even went.
If you tell the lift employees their socks are untied whenever you get on the lift...you might be a kook
i always blast death metal while driving around town and up to the parking lot, but on the slopes, even I always pop in my headphones. always. Some things are just sacred. I
LMAO the zima
In Scotland thats a person that makes yer dinner....🏴👍😀
:-), better late than never... the küük.love it pal
Lol
What's your take on Chamonix boards? Have you heard of them?
It's The Houses pricepoint brand. They're made at a good factory, supposedly I'm going to get some to ride.
Reminds me of Sierra Snowboards
Goggles on their head sideways, w a "DOPE" & or "COOKIES" hoodie, flow bindings on a never summer board, white claw in hand
Hahaha watching the whole Jenner/Angry Snowboarder thing unfold on instagram was freaking gold.
I'm out of the loop. Have a link?
@@JukkaliMx It all played out on insta stories, but long story short... kendall jenner makes a post snowboarding in shitty $8,000 Dior gear, and everyone who knows anything about snowboarding calls it out, including Angry. Then a certain youtuber (we all know who) tries defending it saying kendall does a ton for womens snowboarding. And yeah it was a hilarious kookfest.
@@smaggio13 Damn, I'm sad I missed that. Sounds like a fun time.
who was defending it@@smaggio13
i thought being a gear hoarder (for my skill lever) automatically made me one bu apparently i’m not cause i don’t do any of that s**t
Yes! The Zima has been drunk! 🤣👍
They have a 30 inch plus stance on their bindings
Or their stance is unnaturally narrow. I once met this one guy through some other riders. Going up on the chair he asks everyone if they're good because he's really good and he doesn't want to ride with beginners. Dude is like 6' tall, has a 16" stance width and straight up sucks. He tries to take a basic jump in the park, can't stick a straight air because his stance is so narrow he can't absorb the landing.
Don't tell people you're really good if you're actually not even mediocre.
Do you know how many people I meet that are people that snowboard but not snowboarders and tell me how fucking awesome they are. It's next level. These people must be pro, Oh wait I'm leaving the mountain by the time they get there and they're riding my left overs. God damn peasants.
The backpack is for holding food, a thermos, a screwdriver and to put a mid-layer in. That's the only reason you should carry a backpack. That's my reason anyways 😃
Kook
You carrying soup in that thermos?
@@AngrySnowboarder hot apple cider. Rather have a warm drink and food outside than go to the cafeteria and catch COVID
@@michaelcook7264 if carrying a backpack with some food, apple cider and a place to put a mid layer because i don't want to catch COVID in the cafeteria makes me a kook. Then i guess i am a proud kook
@@AngrySnowboarder I have a buddy that keeps hot bacon in one. If you don't like hot bacon on the chair, I can't help ya.
Another honorable mention: Falling off the lift.
Seriously, just an hour after this video on American Flyer in Copper I wrenched away a chair for myself by letting 2 kooks go ahead only to have one of the kooks FALL OFF THE FUCKING LIFT in the loading area and load on my chair. I had a "this guy will take me out moment".
Oh and the dude was wearing neon, rode a Custom X with step ons. No helmet. I bet he watches the good ride and follows buckhouse too! Futzed with his phone and gloves the whole way up. I should have taken a picture and sent it to you. Picture perfect kook.
We went over this you're not supposed to talk about Randy and his riding ability.
@@AngrySnowboarder that would explain the zima/trucker speed vibe the dude was exhibiting! Sorry!
Lol been rocking a backpack for teaching just so I can always have water and food. So worth it.
@@kaveh1836 You know not what you speak.
I don't love powder, LOL
Bro is that zima a prop!??? Where can we get those?😂
Japan still has Zima, otherwise have to wait for the limited release that Molson/Coors does.
Using lips for rail features as jumps
Is snowboarding commandeering the word kook now to describe snowboard things? Seems kinda kooky.
My Buddy wears a Ruroc and rides a Flight Attendant. Neither mentioned-I’m good right
Sacrifice him to Ullr.
This is a list I feel was needed. I've long wondered what precisely constitutes kookery, and if I am guilty of any kook qualities myself.
I'm happy to say none of these things apply to me.
I can't tell what I'm looking at with that pic at 1:47. Looks messy
Accident with the chairlift, it started running backwards at high speed and the chairs started falling off and piling up and people had to jump off the lift
Hear me out…I use a speaker but have strict etiquette and great music tastes. I hit pause in any line and on the chair lift and only press play when I’m riding. I just feel like I can hear around me better with a speaker.
HAVE YOU NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF HEADPHONES? No one wants to hear your trash. Or maybe don't ride with music then.
@@AngrySnowboarder nobody hears it because I don’t play it around others. I hate the backpack jbls too. We probably have similar taste tbh 😂
No, you're a douche you're playing it while riding down the hill. People can hear it. I'm one of them.
Wondering who some of the “professional” vloggers were talking about 🐸 ☕️
He’s probably talking about buckhouse
Jimmy f-house lol
Snowboard designers: *Puts hours of work into design, shape, and science of the board*
Professional Jimmy: "AlL bOaRdS aRe ThE sAmE, jUsT RiP"
They still sell Zima in Japan… if you ever do a Japan snowboarding trip
22 ouncers on every corner, oh I know.
Honorable mentions: people that don’t wear a helmet. People that stop in the middle of a run. People that think you’re a tool for riding sober.
Agreed. Couple beers a good time tho.
Backpacks cuz when they see real back country rider with a pack full of life saving things they need one with a speaker and a bunch of junk to look cool
Jerseys, full face helmets, non traditional bindings, speakers = kook.
Yes, number 5! Stfu with your music! Ima start carrying around headphones and hand them out to KOOKS!!!
and wow I never thought I'd see anything from that movie ever again - creepiest director ever
If you ride in bounds with a pack and don’t exclusively use it to carry Zima.
Not for nothin' but, we ride the same stance exactly. I don't drink Zima though.......
Honourable mention:
Ruroc, Dope, Montec
Love pow powder today about to hit it
You go for one ride then sit in the cafe without taking off your boots because they aren’t the reason you are sitting in a cafe.
Other mention: going down green runs, but speeding like your being chased by a t-rex. Ok, side hits might be cool on that run, but beginners are there, families are in their own rights! Saw some dangerous stuff, snowboarders hitting kids doing their longs regular turns. No excuse! Giving un à f* bad name for a reason. So unnecessary...
Whaaaa....their are ppl who hate powder😰
honorable Mention: you watch angry avran
Not sure how that's an honorable mention since we're trying to make you less of a kook, but you could always just stop watching and go to one of the vlog channels. I'm sure they'd help your kookdom.