TF2: 100% Orange Crit AK [Live Commentary]
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- Casual 100% Crit sniper nonsense with Jerma. I love this reskin too much. It feels like something completely new to the game to me for some reason.. Though, I guess I love the Ham and holy mackeral
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Jerma: / jerma985
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Davey crocket
David Bowie
Jim Bowie
All the same people apparently
and James Bowie, which is the Bowie that Ster was talking about regarding the Alamo
@@MM-vs2et
Jim Bowie is James Bowie
Which one was the knife guy?
@@Rylopero Jim
Don’t forget Dave from Wendy’s
For anyone who is wondering, the name of the guy who was in the Alamo wasn't David bowie, it was James bowie.
Don't crush my dreams
and Davy Crocket
I mean, they're both dead
No, the Goblin King took on the Mexican Army at the Alamo with only a Bowie Knife and a Diamondback revolver.
Thank you. I was confused about the whole ordeal cause I felt like I knew what ster meant
“David Bowie saved the Alamo” is my favorite thing because basically nothing there is correct at all.
2:45 “isn’t there a David Bowie of the Alamo? ... that’s where the Bowie knife comes from, cause he wrote a song about it”
This is an exquisite comment
i load into a 2fort sever
equip the liberty launcher
me: yall ready for the schwikky schwak?
within a second, a guy responds with: its an anagram
jut goes to show how much of an influence these 2 made on the community
I once randomly said *WERE THE RATS* on a video that wasn't related to tf2 or games in general and the replies did the whole video lol
@@Redbikemaster tbf that's spread out beyond Jerma
@@willowism we were quoting a Jerma vid though
That's from a different video lol
@@willowism ywnbaw
“you know how long a ballet is?”
“three hours?”
“have you ever BEEN to a ballet?”
“three hours?”
“it’s like at LEAST two and a half”
Did you just discover this video 9 months ago?
@@Legendpyrocharmander did you just discover this comment two days ago?
@@gordonf5553 Yeah I was binge watching old star_ videos and I wanted to know if he still gets new viewers. It seems pretty interesting if he does
@@Legendpyrocharmander new viewer here. Came from 2ndJerma, to Jerma985's old TF2 videos, to here.
its good to see them still not paying much attention to each other till this day
I will never stop watching these old Ster_ vids.
forever and ever
Beastie Yup.
have you stopped yet
parker martin No I have not.
parker martin No I have not.
STAR_ is thinking of Colonel James Bowie, who played a prominent role in the Texas Revolution. He died on March 6th, 1836 defending the Alamo from Mexican assault.
+ToS Productions He could also be thinking of Davy Crockett, who died at the Alamo; but that would suggest that the word "crocket" didn't somehow come to mind in an all crits server.
@@eggs3195 I know this is three years later, but this is like my new favorite comment.
@@fallenmango8420 Yeah, Brendan, that was quite a humorous revelation.
Don't forget the alamo
@@theresarawlingsbewick5633 the what?
"RTV/RTD, Roll-the-Dice Champion, no-flame-war, Kill-the-guy, Pony-Double-Octopus, Half-Life 3 Confirmed, I'm-going-in-the-paint-ham" -Star_, 2013
This is the description of my SMG lmao
"Jerma and Star plot to kill David Bowie"
It worked, he's dead.
didnt age too well
I know it's weird, but I remembered this video after David Bowie died today.
Heh, as soon as I heard about it,I thought about this video too.
Yeh
you're not alone sir.
Its really cool when we realize that a video just stuck so hard in our heads.
Same
+stalk8r He saved the Alamo, wrote a song about it... then went into fucking space and wrote a song about it too.
Dude's a legend and a half ;-;7
"How am I going to get my kill streak, prestige, gold weapon?"
Little did Ster know, in 6 months time, he'd be the proud owner of a Pro KS Australium Rocket Lawnchair.....
+Joe Robinson kill steek*
+Döner Kebab (Login34) I believe it's kill steak
Art Lyddie are you religious? cuz ur belief is wrong lol
+Art Lyddie It's not STEAK it's STEEK
Nice metal slug reference
So many people who probably don't even play the game asking how to get the AK47...
Rory Casby xD link in description :v
Rory Casby hw am i gettings dat david bowie spy knaife
Rory Casby you buy it on t side for 2700
Thanks for the example.
megamiteexplosion I dearly hope you are joking.
12:50
A medic is using a KritzKrieg ( that gives you Crits ) on a 100% Crits server....
We call that an idiot sir
Wut? You never heard of %200 kritz? :000000 u such no0b get pit of here while I deck scrubz and rub nubs
+MageNick G Imagine there was such thing as a double critTHE DOUBLE DONK IS TELLING US SOMETHING!
I a free the DONK wants mah DONK!
+HK C my friend +betadachi2 uses the neon on them.
Both David Bowie and Snape are dead.
Thanks ster.
Now Snake and John Romero are gonna die
snape is not dead he alive
i like how we all go back to these videos lol
jerma still makes the 'tonights gonna be a good night' joke to this day
Wait...both David Bowie and Snape were mentioned in this video. David Bowie and Alan Rickman (the actor who played Snape) both died this week. Coincidence?
+Bishop Alexander Half-Life 3 confirmed
They died from the same thing as well
Star is the killer
+DanPlaysGames at the same age, 69
At the age of 69 from cancer
Been playing CS GO for like a few months, watched this video late at night, seriously thought it was CS, and wondered how he had that good of spray control with the AK.
Don't worry man we've aller been there...
Cs suck evry time i join a server there is an crazy russian in there with his putin politikes
Leo dreier get good then
Oliver Thomas Barron Git gud
Nicholas Leong It's Premium only. It's in Mann Co store for 133 dollars and 70 cents
"have you ever been to a ballet?"
"three hours"
juice i been only tree hours
This is just ridiculous.
Star and Jerma talk about David Bowie and Snape, and two years later they both die during the same week..
What are the odds of that happening??
+SmashuFlashu98 They both died at the same age and both of cancer as well.
+SmashuFlashu98 I'd say about 100%
+SmashuFlashu98 People of parallel universes refer to this universe where a youtube people predicted the death of David Bowie and Alan Rickman.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SmashuFlashu98 not as low as you seem to think
In loving memory. David "Fucking" Bowie sensei.
Don't say ssssswwweeeeaaaarrrsss
***** HOW DARE YOU
Came back here for David Bowie.
+Midnight Flame same
+Midnight Flame same
+Midnight Flame I see I'm not even close to being the only one to think of that
DUDE ALAN RICKMAN, (Snape from Harry Potter) NOW PASSED AWAY, SAME AGE AS DAVID BOWIE, WTF
Jack Inc. Just looked it up, also died of cancer.. O_o
I still find myself quoting this video 9 years later and laughing to myself. Truly a timeless classic.
I hope David Bowie sensei is doing great wherever he may be
It's been 9 years.. I feel so old watching this again. I remember when this video first released.
Ruiner of fun, Jerma vs Star_ part 2, Jerma vs Star_ part 3, ask nicely for kritz, homing crit rockets and this, are the greatest TF2 videos of all time.
I love your username.
Don't forget You Shouldn't Be There, and the Diaper Teleporter vid
Damn these old videos were so fucking entertaining!
i like your avatar
iasen` Thanks. I like yours too haha
how about mine
PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis It's literal cancer... Sorry Jim ;((
ok
ster, I've kept this name since 2015. You've still got dedicated fans; I'd like to speak for that silent minority
Even if you decide to move on from CZcams, whatever you do, we wish you the best. Sincerely, even though making videos must've been a pain in the ass sometimes, it was worth it.
RTV/RTD_Champ_No_Flame_War_Kill_the_Guy_Pony_Double_Octopus_HL3 Confirmed_I'm_Going_in_the_Paint_Ham he is streaming overwatch
He uploaded recently. Also he stopped playing Overwatch.
RTV/RTD_Champ_No_Flame_War_Kill_the_Guy_Pony_Double_Octopus_HL3 Confirmed_I'm_Going_in_the_Paint_Ham
@@aidandavid6681 what does he play now?
@@etc2913 Actually he just got back into OW but he plays indie games, rogue-likes and shooters.
2013= STAR_ is poor
2014= STAR_ has a Strange Prof. Killstreak Australium Sniper Rifle
Logic?
he has multiple accounts; that and he plays this game (or used to) a lot
he was never poor
he wasnt poor, he has another account
26 people + 1nd my comment? lol
Rexonon C *27 now lmao
Star talking about the Alamo still gives me an aneurysm to this day
I can't believe I haven't seen any comments about there being a STAR_ man waiting in the sky.
every 2 years u rewatch every ster video
Classic
For me it’s like every 6 months
Legend says David Bowie Sensei still haunts orange maps in his mann co cap
How can one video be this rewatchable and quotable?
this
this was the apotheosis of ster and jerma tf2 live commentary. a masterpiece of the genre that everyone is still trying to recreate to this day.
I think I recognise that name from somewhere but I can't remember where.
this dynamic is hard to copy, star and jerms doesnt sound like they belong together in a room but it just works and produces raw comedy
David Bowie died after he made the Bowie Knife and saved the Alamo.
John Romero is next
+Philip OnBread or snake from metal gear solid
Or the Black Eyed Peas.
+Ben Link that all ready happend
sera the only fem scout When? I need to be updated on this.
But then who's gonna make us his bitch?
"were playing counter strike" OMFG HE PREDICTED GUN METTLE UPDATE!!!!!
Just don't.
Courage say swerzs
BeastMaster equis de This is where the suck a fart out of my ass joke came from
LOL
HE MAKES SO MANY PREDICTIONS IN THIS VIDEO
David Bowie is dead
+burgonyasalata goddamit you beat me to it
+yeruyeru :D me too XD
damn, you beat me aswell
Lol
Beat me too
“David Bowie”
Hale’s Own Knife - Kills: 8674
“You know like that guy from the Alamo.”
Star will be someone I’ll always watch so long as his videos are on CZcams.
Same
This right here is what inspired Bowie to make the “Blackstar” album
Not to mention, "pony double octopus" sounds like the most horrifying porno ever.
Ugh. Knowing the internet, I wouldn't count against it.
So Pony Tentacle Porn?
Theirs only 3 billion Tentacle rape videos so somewhere there's one XD
It's the internet guys rule 34 everyone.
TheSmallLavaz Twilights Tentacles. Ugh. My head hurts, dont even mention AppleQuest.
I didn't ask for fucking suggestions.
MasterShadic2 oh mah god....... i searched a-aa-pple quest..... FUCK MY LIFE *blows brains out Kurt Kobain style*
The "David Bowie of The Alamo" you're thinking of is probably Davy Crockett.
James Bowie
Daniel Boone.
Nah. He was thinking of James bowie.
*Facepalm*
NO HE WAS THINKING BOOTY ( bowie, the mongalese american who helped invent some of the precourses to modern voice recognition software, just kidding there is no booty bowie cuz that's fucking stupid )
God I miss being a kid fr
same man
2:10 Jerma predicted the future. Widowmaker is the most OP hero in the entirety of Overwatch.
Widowmaker's ass too OP brazzers pls nerf
You do know he was talking about the widow maker shotgun in TF2 right?
mdowsett631 S Yeah, it was a coincidence/joke.
+Jake Span some people just don't have a sense of humour these days
2:06 star predicted the future he quit tf2
This video looks into the future since STAR_ mentions gold weapons and killstreaks which end up existing with the Australium and Killstreaks weapons.
"David Bowie, seriously, suck a fart out of my ass." -Jerma 2015
7:50
I always piss myself laughing whenever Jerma busts out in spontaneous little melodies and beatboxes, I find it hilarious for some reason.
8:47 is insane because Jerma sings the same song years later. The lord is so deep
"AS SOON AS I RTD DAVID QUACKWAWAW BOWIE"
BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!
Isaac Schmitt
Still dat censor
Guys, I think I know what happened to Star_
He's really busy writing a ballet about socks. That's why he's stopped posting.
Skugg he is streaming ov
*3 years later*
Close
Ster's confused because he thinks about **James** Bowie (the Alamo guy).
Orange Crit AK is an anagram for Carriage Knot.
The numbers don't lie.
It's been 3 years and I have no idea what the fuck this comment means.
@@graysongdl it's the schwikky schwak talking
real and true
Star and Jerma being friends is one of the best things to happen to the internet ever.
Oh wow, David Bowie Sama-Sensie-Sempai-San-Sama.
Kun.
I havent watched that in forever!
Where is Chan :(((
We're not at that point in our relationship yet.
6:41 average stream goer reaction when feet
18:48 Pre-nerf R8 Revolver vs AWP in a nutshell.
+Chris Stark Aha. I see what you did there.
+Chris Stark LOL i r8 8/8 m8 with the R8
SanS Thanks m80
Chris Stark n8 pr8blem8 m8
WHEN STAR TRY TO PLAY CSGO WITH R8 IN GAME,LOL
STAR_'s history on the Alamo is so off, and its Jim Bowie who saved the Alamo along with William B Travis, and Davy Crocket. (Being from Texas really helps)
Cyrus Toles you dont cap on this kind of server...
Nobody "saved" the alamo, everybody in the alamo died. Every single one.
go fuck yourself
Lucas S "Remember the Alamo!" as they screamed killing the British in thier sleep op is an embarrassment to Texas.
actually its was the Mexicans they killed trying to defend the alamo
For me, this video is basically really funny conversation, with awesome full-crit gameplay in the background. You could put these two separate and people wouldn't even realize they belonged together.
this is some good shit. glad ster was recording this ridiculousness. always love the sterma dynamic.
Dont mind me, just rewatching this for nostalgia's sake.
Same at 2 am
@@Legendpyrocharmander same
Me too
@@madamebin1914 time has come.
STAR and Jerma, thank you so much for this, I watch it every day after a rough day at work. I appreciate your work and all that you do!
the lenght of the video 20:13 - 2 + 0 + 1 = 3. Half life 3 confirmed.
hurraaaaaayyyy
i c wat u do there
APPLEJACK HAS SPOKEN
Warren Harris what
video is 20:12 not 13
He just confused david crockett, james bowie, and david bowie...
"David Bowie wasn't of Asian descent was he?"
"David Bowie is a singer."
12:35
"There's already been like, thirty people that've made a ballet before you, like, thirty good ones."
"I just-"
"What's your's gonna be about?"
"...Socks."
I guess you could say it'd be a... _sock opera._
Lily Saintclaire pain
this video was uploaded on 2013
this video's length is 20:13
CWENSDEINS I THANK KNOT
0-2-1-3 = -6*
6 is multiple of 3 there are 3 sides to a triangle illuminati
Its actually 20:12
+.The Randomizers. presidential candidate confirmed, wake up cowple.
XD
10 years later and hes still got glasses on
i used to quote the shit out of 7:35 back in high school. forgot about this till i rewatched it
Still watching this, it's almost 10 years since my pathetic college life where I'would hide in my dorm and wath STAR_'s video, and pretended I'm involved.
Thank you for filling my void back then, and now.
3:22 - 3:25 Watch your profanity
Don't say swear.
Syntax Error Right, I'm sorry.
***** no y
Fucking... *facepalm*.
Ok I'm sorry
This is one of the best STAR_ and Jerma videos, very little editing, no real gimmick for the video like STAR_ annoying Jerma just them having fun playing TF2 with stupidity
This is my favourite ster and jerma video, so goood
A skin needs to be made so when you kill someone it says 'DAVID BOOOOOOWWWIEE'
jackson Mo You mean hitsound right?
Andrew Bernales Ah yes, the ol' audio skin.
This feels like a regular day with Star and Jerma. Love it.
This video is so chaotic
100 round drum killing errbody
"There's a metal version of everything in Sonic"
Well actually Star, there's just a billion different versions of Metal Sonic himself.
Including the music
Idk why im so wierd today.. XD
The Sonic 4 episode 2 mix is my favorite.
I love how littlekuriboh and Star_ crossed over and neither of them will ever know.
Yeah, but why the ahegao?
Why not?
***** So you're racist, got it.
nah, they probably know at this point.
even more likely, it was just a fake account. wouldn't be the first nor the last time.
Star: "I SEE FEET I SEE FEET I SEE FEET!!"
miss this timeeeee
Rest in Peace, David Bowie. Thank you for saving the Alamo!
Man I love these videos, wish he came back
this video is a gift that keeps on giving
THIS is my fav ster video of all time
the Alamo guy was jim bowie
Best.Icon.Ever.
"this is, where true men become true men,
and this is where women continue being women"
-star 4.8.13
jerma and star got me into tf2 11 years ago damn. even just seeing 10 years on this vid is crazy
Whenever I see old star videos on my recommended I weep with joy
2:10 Predicting Overwatch. This video is a blessing and a curse.
***** by like 13 days.....
how?
he even predicted her strength
He's talking about the engine gun
10:43
20:03 This is now a relevant quote
David Bowie was alive when this video came out. 😭
Yeah you know David Bowie. The guy that saved the Alamo
Okay. Starting now, I'm going to be the rtv rtd roll the dice champion no flamewar kill the guy pony double octopus half life 3 confirmed i'm going in the paint ham.
*Shoothards (YES IT'S A WORD) a Spy*
7:15 did he really just predict that? Like holy shit
Yes he did. The STAR_ is going supernova future man HL3 saxton australium man version 2POINTOVER9000
He can confirm the date of HL3!
DustyZiroto So can I, the day the earth is destroyed. "Worth the wait" ~ Gabe Newell
who else came back here after hearing about David Bowie passing :(
+Dunk Chasby In memoruim.
+Dunk Chasby Also Alan Rickman
+Stormbuilder12 yeah, after hearing of his death i thought about this video again and the coincidence is mind-boggling
this has nothing to do with bowie. you are cancer
+smoople mcdoople the spy was called David Bowie Sensei wankpuffin
I wonder how David Bowie Sensei is doing these days...
He's still in the server after all these years. He's hoping that one day, Star and Jerma will return
It was james bowie at the alamo
THE ALAMO FU- oh nvm
These videos remind me of a more simple time in this game.
Widowmaker op couldn't be more true.
I wonder if david bowie was secretly boo or maela