More Jerma Clips That Are Actually Unique
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2023
- at least i hope they're unique, i tried selecting clips that even i havent seen, hope you enjoy! (also someone else should complain about the other jerma comps being the same clips in the jerma discord so i can get a future thumbnail :3, its fun finding new jerma clips to laugh at!)
Jerma's Twitch ~ / jerma985
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these clips aren't obscure enough. i want ancient epitaph found in a pile of bones 10,000 feet underground levels of jerma clip obscurity
Those are in 240p though. It's hardly watchable. You can barely make out Jerma's evil grin.
There arent any, you've seen all of them. Every single clip. Give up.
@@CrunchRosey Haven't seen the mysterious jerma belly singing and farting
100%!! We need “Jerma” clips from dead sea scrolls NOW
You gotta go vod dumpster diving
There's someone out there who knows about Jerma by just watching these clip compilations, and not realize there is literally no context behind them. This shit just happens randomly.
That's me.
I'm someone!
thats what gets me with those "jerma with no context" videos, even WITH CONTEXT he doesn't make any sense 80% of the time
I am that someone. Who the hell is Jerma. Every clip I watch, I feel like I understand even *less*.
I mean I don't watch streams in general, so these videos are great for me to keep up on funny jerma moments ever since he stopped making main channel videos. I am very glad he's doing very well.
You could not have strangled that peeing on his phone story out of me, how could he say that on stream to thousands of people
Compulsory clown tendencies
his recent “pooped my pants while high and clogged the toilet” story is even wilder
he’s marking his territory
Because who cares
@@millinom i mean, is fucking disgusting
0:17 So proud of Jerma not cackling maniacally at those series of vehicular accidents after going through therapy. Maybe one day he can re-enter society without our lives on the line 😊
"At least the ambulances are smart"
*Ambulance crashes a second later*
we will never forgive him for what he did.
@@aaaaanotthebees jerma cut the steering
8:20
He laughs hysterically almost immediately after the clip cuts off lmao
5:18 the Archangel Michael after casting Satan out of Paradise:
What did Mr Satan do to piss him off. He is a pretty good wrestler
Rats, rats, we are the rats
Celebrating yet another birthday bash
Michael, it's your birthday today
Cake and ice cream is on its way
And Michael been such a good boy this year
Open up your gifts while we all cheer
Real.
Love this comment.
Oh my god this killed me
1:09 my favorite Jerma-ism is when he says something weird, tries to defend it, and then gives up mid-sentence
He sure is our unique little npc
jerma is definitely an npc but a really important one. like zelda from zelda
@@KitKat_293 a fantastic point actually
jerma is the unkillable main quest npc like in skyrim
@@KitKat_293 zelda is the main character silly!
@@dangdudedan8756 god. yea 100%
The way he says "it's in piss water, into the toilet. Peeing on it" is so melodic lol
It’s almost trochaic
“Hillary Clinton hair..? Hillary Clinton hair??” Jeremy said, calmly
3:56 is so raw. It was pure hysteria.
Why was he so flabbergasted
@@paul-nj1ig QTE to save a character, sensitivity was broken and you can hear him drag his mouse MULTIPLE TIMES and still not reach it.
@TheKazuma410P that would have made me throw my computer out the window.😂
I've genuinely NEVER heard him sound that manic before
You could hear the incredulousness in his voice
8:53 this is like calling someone's dog ugly
are you saying he's a dog?
There were about 2-3 clips that are still very common in here but credit where it’s due I have not seen the rest of these before and by god there are some fucking gems here
I can't tell if I've seen the streams or just clips at this point for some of them but about half are unfamiliar to me so that's a win from me
Yea it's a bit difficult to get purely obscure clips because I only put in the ones that make me chuckle as sort of a quality filter, but if they're funny to me they must have been funny to others and put in a 30 minute stream edit somewhere
I'm in the boat where I'm such a Jerma gremlin every clip is a clip I've already seen
@@JermaClipsYou could make a compilation of purely his unfunniest bits
I feel very proud of the fact that I recognize a good chunk of these clips. I've been watching him for like 6 or 7 years now but it still feels like I just started watching him. It never occurred to be that I would become a veteran andy
tbh you never expect to be a veteran viewer till you see people in chat asking who burgah boy is and some asking whats a scare saturday, makes me proud but also sad they werent there for good bits like that
How did the "I could throw a guy off a cliff" clip not blow up like the meatgrinder one did lmfao, its so much more deranged
jerma clips to watch while doing your taxes
jerma clips to watch while commiting tax fraud
I swear to god I read this comment MULTIPLE times and all I could read was “jerma clips to watch while your dog is doing your taxes”
@@hayasakaaaa dyslexia is one hell of a drug
@@mylam658 well it is scientifically proven that psychosis rates are very high in Jerma enjoyers
Jerma clips to watch while killing your sister
5:30 why is jerma so dead set on casting fireball on every bug he sees
im surprised people dont post the clip of jerma running into the room, tearing off his shirt, screaming "fucking NAKED" more often
i remember trying to find it once but i couldnt and i thought i mustve hallucinated it or something. because WHY wouldnt that be the most shared jerma clip ever?
You know, I read this comment before I had gotten to that point in the video. I legitimately thought that you made it up as one of those "Psychotic Streamer" bits.
He really is a psycho isn't he?
6:35 this bit always gets me bcs as someone who used to work at mcdonalds, thats how we sound like even when we were listening to the orders in the freaking headphone
If anyone knows it might be you: do you know the moment when Jerma went on a rant - no I don't remember which one - which led him into a sort of state where he, On Camera, forgot he was streaming so fully that he actually looked back in shock at the webcam and shouted "What am I Doing!? I forgot I was streaming!" It was like he got so distracted he forgot his webcam was on and it made him upset. This either happened in a dream or it happened on stream and it was so forgettable that it's never been clipped before.
that happened i remember it too i dont know what stream or clip it was
czcams.com/video/fvy5ZB435xo/video.html
It was during that Ulala stream during the part when he needed to play the drums with the beat and thought it was a cutscene so he just messed up and as the game made a *wrong* noise he FREAKED OUT like a gremlin
space channel 5?
Yea that one
7:25 certified highlight reel moment
7:11 I think part of Jerma's greatness is just his ability to fail in ways you don't expect.
8:25 I think he let a little too much of his deepest fantasies show for a second there
Extremely tempted to make my own jerma compilation solely so i can include the hollow knight "I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD FLOWING INTO MY PENIS AND IT'S CAUSING PROBLEMS" clip that is criminally overlooked
Edit: by popular demand
czcams.com/video/e9j-VDMsLH8/video.html
Please!!
Holy crap, I need to see that clip.
link
I can't remember if its the same clip, but theres one where he walks into the 2nd Hornet fight and immediately says something like "I GOTTA GET THESE PANTS OFF"
i need the timestamp please
5:55 SnapCube sonic fandub vibes on this clip right here
My favourite Jerma985 moments are when he feels pure terror and unbridled fear which causes him to flail his limbs to protect his vital organs.
I'M A STUCK WINDEX BOTTLE I'M CACKLING 😭💀
Don’t worry fren I noticed the Zachariah Gumdrop reference.
unique jerma clips to watch jerma clips to
actually laughed out loud at this
so fucking dumb
0:29 no but this stream was so evil looking 😭
tfw I know all these clips and thought to myself 'this channel is a casual' but then slowly realize that maybe i am the one that is completly deranged
3:04 I have to bare back give me a second
I NEED a compilation of all of the weird sound effects this man makes, like at 1:33
I’m sure there are hundreds bro loves making noise
czcams.com/video/n7-Nz7p9f2I/video.html
"hDOOjin"
there are some
@@Flesh_Wizard perfect IPA 😭
5:15 I made this emote for his contest!
4:11 HILLARY CLINTON HAIR??? I love this clip so much. Yours is slightly longer than the usual clips I see if that
1:19 cant believe jerma said the nword
did he?
@@ash4O4 he said "naked"
@@AlisterBlackwell oh well thanks for info
I’ve never seen 8:08 that shit had me rollinnnggggg
The way he like stops the character to just talk about murdering someone kcjnfosjjxjfjfnjdbdhchdbdb
Maybe I'm just too obsessed with jerma but so far I've seen every single one of these videos
There are 2 of them
4:12 he is so distressed in this clip LMAO
8:08 someone posted this clip with an amazing animation to the Jerma subreddit. It's so good
What can i search up to see it!! :o
you cant mention it and NOT LINK IT..
oh my gosh please share it
czcams.com/video/Jl_pM_4uA7U/video.html
czcams.com/video/Jl_pM_4uA7U/video.htmlsi=jN6_sxAPnucNtMD5 this one ??
0:50 that was probably the worst possible way to phrase that lmao
@ 0:53 the timing on that is IMPECCABLE, the fact that this random glitch lines up with what he's saying convinces me that we just witnessed a hole in the matrix.
My fav Jerma clip ever is when he’s playing façade and he asks “wheres the f*cking nintendo dude” and trip says “oh jesus look, I’m not gonna talk about sex.” Its hilarious
HE'S ALSO A FURRY?? He sure is the king of the junjile!
WHAT
He’s probably got a lion-wolf hybrid fursona in order to maximize his “king of the junjile”-ness
(He's not actually a furry (based on past statements))
@@Short_Potatohe showed off his tax returns (whatever they’re called) and near the bottom it showed a -2$ because he registered as a furry with the government
1:13 can't believe Jerma dropped the Hard R
spent like 4 minutes finding the full clip to make sure he didn't say, well, what I first misheard him say ... bruh
Nick mullet
“fucking naked”
hes either saying 'im fucking naked' or 'fucking ninja'
I think he said "naked"
I can’t believe he actually made a reference to the Wrong Number Song from Undertale that appears when your FUN value is between 2 and 39 while playing Deltarune!
0:08
I'd love to see clips from when he "died" irl and he was a ghost trying to jump into his own body.
I never see any clips from that stream and It is one of the best things he's ever done in my opinion.
I’ve never heard of this one, could you provide more info on it or link to it? I’m surprised it slipped past me.
@@trentrissubsidiary4619 The Death of Jerma: czcams.com/video/IwKszn5BS8Q/video.html
Context: Bio Inc. stream about an hour in: czcams.com/video/sP33tdWQ728/video.html (also a bit loud)
@@eatingtynales thank you!
CONFINE THE ENTIRETY OF THE CZcams JERMA SPHERE TO WHAT I HAVE SEEN AND HAVEN'T SEEN. THESE ARE MADE FOR ME ! ME ME ME
Jerma clips to zank your zenis to
7:40: me after the boys stop playing
I think i've witnessed more full VODs and streams of Jerma's than pretty much any over media and the pit never ends, the madness of the cult mind creation that we are, chat. It is all we can ever be.
my favorite part is when i hear the most unhinged story ever n the little “stream in orbit soon” screen is just flashing before my eyes.
The comedic timing of the first clip is actually amazing
Alot of the first few of them imo like the hell wall and *"can you add ice?"* 😭😭
2:41 I remember watching this stream live and spilling my own cup of water right before this happened. Was the weirdest deja vu.
so sorry to be a huge nerd anyway I think you're thinking of synchronicity not Deja vu 🙏
@@cooper9884 I never knew that term, thanks for letting me know!
1:36 i fucking DIED laughing
Jerma Clips for True Neolithic Andies (Clips of him that went viral on tiktok, the slap, two "old" clips from 2017)
Sad part about being on CZcams constantly is that all these clips I’ve seen several times, Jerma is constantly playing on my TV. Any new clip videos I immediately get, I got recommended this video at like 1k views, good god this man consumes my time. He’s omnipresent
that yakuza rant was actually worrying
this is how u know you have an addiction when you’ve seen all the vods the clips are from
i love how when he starts rambling, his character stops walking, like even HE has to take a minute to understand wtf he's talking about.
8:17 this entire fucking monologue really proves that jerma is a killer android
That first hulk clip is possibly the best example i’ve seen yet of the thesis that Jerma isn’t a master of comedy, comedy just happens to him
Can everyone in chat please ask Jerma to show us his sculptures
We don’t talk about the mummified bodies..
what we need now is a video with this title and the most common Jerma clips in existence
0:25 im gonna be sick this clip is so damn funny
I have seen all of these before, but not often enough to be ingrained. Good video
The full Pee Phone Story yesssss
8:25 PSYCHO streamer experiences NOSTALGIA for a MURDER he committed
I love that Hell Wall clip so much
9:49 please dont cl-
the pee phone story... you could not have waterboarded that out of me. genuinely stunned
1:19 🤨
Jerma clips to watch if you’re zerking it off to the chief creator officer at offbrand
my computer crashed while watching this thank you jerma
thank you for this, much love
funniest part of the Spy gameplay is he pauses the game timer at 4 : 0 4 when he stops the stream to clean up the coffee
"I think we can beat hell wa-..."
maybe i just need to sleep but the timing on the hell wall clip is obliterating me right now it’s so unreasonably funny. everything about it is killing me especially the sound of the wall falling
I LOVE him
I can't believe you left the Kylo Ren part out of the drive thru bit from the Mario Sunshine stream.
doing gods work thank u
I could listen to jerma say hillary clinton hair till i die
These are so good
and i haven't seen them yet
1:24 broke me mentally and comedically
He looks like he’s about to have a severe mental breakdown while he’s saying “Hillary Clinton hair?!”
@2:22 hooooooollly fuckaroonie that is an obscene amount of tabs 😭
I know a lot of people who have that many tabs open at all times.
I don't get it.
I disagree, you can see them all, I have like 200 open, and I am a low tab Firefox user
@@hunriv9202 Nah, that isn't normal.
This is a lot of tabs, what you have is insanity.
thank you for this
It wasn't until around this time last year that I learned who Jerma was. I still haven't found time to learn more about this enigma of a human so all clips will be new and unique for me. Checkmate Stan culture
Amateur Andy
@@YNWMellyREAL who?
@@rohn_kota2192 unaware andy
Great clip comp, boss
wow, seeing Jerma really shakes me to my core, anyone else?
Watching this during lunch tomorrow
8:10 jerma speedrunning "getting visited by the FBI" any%
i think the thumbnail pfp being tweek and craig is actually the icing to the cake
Im honestly impressed i hadnt seen most of these clips
I love the thumbnail cause hes spittin fax but his profile is also amazing
People do be playing with Jerma clips like they are dolls
Oh, boy, let me tell you a tale that spans the vast reaches of the digital universe, where dreams of original content go to wither and die. Picture, if you will, a CZcams channel, a nefarious den of deception, a mischievous purveyor of pixelated trickery. This channel, my friend, claims to offer you the unadulterated joy of witnessing the glorious antics of Jerma, the legendary entertainer of the internet realm. Alas, its offerings are but a tapestry of false promises and deceit, a cruel dance of manipulation orchestrated by a digital sorcerer.
Now, take a deep breath, for this tale is a twisted labyrinth of stolen snippets and rehashed hilarity. Our conniving CZcams channel, masquerading as a loyal servant of the Jerma community, seems like a wellspring of genuine content at first glance. But beneath the shiny surface lies a hollow shell, devoid of originality, drowning in a sea of other people's hard work.
It preys upon unsuspecting viewers, luring them with flashy thumbnails and tantalizing titles, like a siren's call echoing through the vast expanse of the interwebs. "Jerma's Greatest Moments!" it proclaims, enticing us with the prospect of witnessing the wondrous spectacle of Jerma's unparalleled comedic genius. Alas, what we find within is a mere shadow of the real deal, a jumble of stolen clips, snippets plucked from the depths of the web, and reuploaded with shameless disregard for creativity.
Imagine, if you will, a symphony without a conductor, a masterpiece without a maestro. This CZcams channel shamelessly pilfers content from various sources, stitching together a Frankenstein's monster of stolen laughter, hoping to bask in the reflected glory of others. It's like a cosmic game of Broken Telephone, where the genuine joy of experiencing Jerma's unique style is diluted with each click, each view, until it becomes nothing more than a mere whisper of its former self.
Oh, the audacity of it all! The gall to don the mask of a Jerma aficionado while offering naught but an empty vessel of inauthenticity. It's like ordering a pizza and receiving a soggy piece of bread adorned with a single sad tomato slice. It's like going to a comedy show and being bombarded with recycled jokes from the 1800s. It's like eagerly diving into a pool of anticipation, only to discover it's filled with lukewarm tapioca pudding.
So, dear seeker of true Jerma content, tread carefully when venturing into the murky depths of the CZcams realm. Do not be swayed by the false promises and alluring thumbnails of this treacherous channel. Seek out the genuine, the original, the unadulterated, for it is there, in the realms untainted by thievery and deceit, that you shall find the true essence of Jerma's comedic brilliance.
Holy shit
I know this is suppose to condemn me, but this reads so beautifully 😍
I can tell you wrote this with chatgpt
That was fucking poetic
1:18 sounded like he said something completely uncalled for
omg the hulk game is my childhood i can't believe it wasn't a fever dream and that jerma played it
His Video game violence rant is actually scary why did he go into detail that much
One of these days the egg stream will come back
guise i just watched this in 1.25 on accident without realizing because i guess jerma just naturally sounds fast