IKEA, IKEA...

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[@HeLlBeAsT23]

Best customer service I ever got, but then a Karen walked up complaining about the meatballs. I still hear the screams.

[@pke1]

There is more meatballs now

[@angelcruz4870]

​@@pke1 AAAAAAA WTF I JUST REALIZED THAT'S WHY THEY'RE INFINITE TOO

[@pke1]

@@angelcruz4870 and the worst part it makes sense

[@misterkillroy2952]

I wrote "Kilroy was here" in her car before she left. Good times. She was dumb enough to come back in and complain.

[@Jaxtonv-vee]

That escalated quickly

[@Coolcatdude22]

“ExUsE mE tHe StOrE iS nOw ClOsEd”

[@Hannahjade123o]

Excuse me the store is closed* (without now)

[@Hannahjade123o]

Edit it

[@m4sk0y]

​@@Hannahjade123o it has a now actually

[@Flanker896Larkie]

“The store is now closed, please EK sit the building.”

[@ShairaBadiangon]

Excuse me me the store is now close

[@Cambodiaofficial3498]

"your a wizard harry"
"I'm a what?"
"A WIZARD"
"Random noise""

[@rayyanray8389]

3008

[@ErnestAlvarendra-je7pf]

lEKA

[@Bloop-p2i]

🆗🔥 you and I will get the door 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪 the most extensions I locked the door and I locked the door and I locked the door and I locked

[@user-yp3ed3uv6k]

That was the last video i saw beffor dis

[@glydellfrance6978]

3008

[@_Meowzers]

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building."

[@Dr.Toffel]

Addendum: it has been discovered that SCP-3008-2's get created. When a person dies in 3008, an anomalous group of people designated SCP-3008-3 will swipe the body away and morph it into a SCP-3008-2.

[@galewinds8212]

How to make the already terrifying entity more terrifying.

[@Dr.Toffel]

​@@galewinds8212cause I have way to much time on my hands. I can turn almost anything into an SCP

[@O5-3-g30nc]

@@Dr.Toffel I hope you would never actually create one without approval from the Council.

[@Dr.Toffel]

@@O5-3-g30nc I would never be caught dead leaking a real article on purpose

[@sschara3146]

@@Dr.Toffel
Waffle House.
They never close, after all

[@AlexJimenez-b4w]

SCP-3008-IKEA Guy I like the way how they paint it

[@cindyjanineseguerra5841]

🤟I. Love IKEA. SCP. 3008😎

[@Pneumonoultramicroscopicsillys]

Should’ve gone to ikea for this it would scare the shit out of someone

[@Mr-Ludwig]

Especially someone who knows scp lore

[@Confusion372]

me

[@Doodle_animator]

​@joanapawan8033bro can't type

[@jkategamingallaboutme3603]

3008-SCP

[@user-bg1bh1zo2p]

3008😮

[@mysteryman720]

Imagine if they went into ikea with that and started saying EXUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING

[@Luca-l6k]

I was thinking about that

[@Luca-l6k]

I was thinking about that

[@shadowfox8084]

Night time customers hear
"Sorry but the store is closed please leave the building" with an ikia worker running twords them at light speed

[@_Ninaa1712]

* Ikea

[@rasulsalim5022]

no

[@user-xb4jh6mu6t]

Soooop

[@Prairiedogsarecute]

« Excuse me, the store is now closed please exit the building. » you mean?

[@efrainramos4670]

@@Prairiedogsarecute yeah that's how they say it

[@Hailymakezedits]

"Excuse me, The store is now closed. Please exit the building. -slap-"

[@valilucifer9356]

Sir the store is closed *comenses with attacking while calmly asking him to leave*🤣🤣🤣🤣god I love scps

[@SkeleBloox]

Ah yes SCP-3008-1 finally found it's mind

[@pintpullinggeek]

I was not expecting to hear Jonathan Coulton today.
🎵If you don't have a home you can buy one there!🎵

[@Omari_the_1]

“ excuse me the store is now closed. Exit the building.”

[@dervvv_]

Researcher down! We lost ‘em!

[@Sichal_emoij_cat]

Ikea is beautiful and awesome of this ❤

[@johebmm]

Everybody was gangsta until he say
"Excuse me, store is now closed please exit the building"

[@user-kn3lu2yt1q]

IKEASCP30008fjcjfjgjihhhgigSCL) ZBHKHhiyihjuhihiuiuiuuiuiihiuhjihuiuhiuhuiuuuuuuuugyughuhhhggughดศาสนสัมพัน

[@shohistamatnazarova190]

Roblox❤❤❤

[@user-xx8me2qf6d]

​😅

[@liminal_is_real]

Bro’s SCP-3008 now

[@misterkillroy2952]

I have personally inspected every corner of the world and every vehicle ever built.
Even I have yet to finish inspecting that IKEA.

[@titojrurbano5108]

me at night and saw that thing almost near
me:*turns on fortnite building*

[@HidroTheHedgehog1]

When it’s midnight:
*”Excuse me. The store is now closed, please exit the building.”*

[@Dpfjdl]

3008

[@AsenatTzampaz]

Ikea 😄😃😀😃😄😃😀🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎧🎤🎹🎸📻🥁lkea 😄😃😀😃😄😃😀lkea ​@@Dpfjdl

[@AsenatTzampaz]

Ya

[@AsenatTzampaz]

Yayayaya3008lkea

[@user-pg2wt2kt1g]

Him: _TIME TO SCARE THE KIDS👁👄👁💅💅_

[@You_Found_The_Evidence_]

Hey at least it wasn’t a mimic hiding in a mannequin wearing the ikea uniform this time…

[@O5-3-g30nc]

When was this?

[@You_Found_The_Evidence_]

@@O5-3-g30nc it was a incident about a week ago me and my buddy say a man getting stalked by a mimic in a mannequin and we already reported it

[@O5-3-g30nc]

@@You_Found_The_Evidence_ Of course no one tells the O5 any of this. Was it truly a mimic? Or an unconfirmed instance of SCP-3008?

[@You_Found_The_Evidence_]

@@O5-3-g30nc it was truly a mimic due to the instance having elongated fingers and in the cracks of the mannequin was a fleshy red similar to the skin of a mimic

[@O5-3-g30nc]

@@You_Found_The_Evidence_ I saw the report. The Mimic-Type Anomaly Containment team has been dispatched.

[@Erenbitsy]

"excuse me the store is not closed please exit the building"

[@reapersradiostation2126]

Director Sherman are you feeling well?

[@The_Very_Halal_Indonesia]

Brick, he has turned into the ikea workers we must place him in a box

[@emorhymefreak]

“Yer a SCP Harry’”
“I’m a what”
“A SCP”
*cue Harry Potter theme*

[@Lab_Rat_The_True]

Interesting.......SPC 3008 updated....

[@include-bit]

SHARK PUNCHING CENTRE!!

[@foxcraft3207]

Imagine going to Ikea after Playing 3008 because you parents forced you and you see this

[@SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy]

Oh my 343 that is one of my favorite JoCo songs ever.

[@billpete6794]

Same!

[@claralopez8018]

D:

[@user-cp9pz8zj6m]

If you want to IKEA, I think people would 😱

[@Alpha-1_Agent]

Well uhh, i like the song ngl

[@sarahhasssan7367]

3008scp🎉🎉🎉❤

[@user-xw4jl6ln1g]

ikea got the SHIT out of nowhere

[@musashakhidov6100]

This man deserves more respect than ever the things he does is unforgettable he is making the scp community bigger than ever

[@SCPFANS-]

Really is so Good

[@BlankT1]

Good news his out at day bad news it will become night

[@Aquatic_artist]

Its alright guys! its day time, were safe for now

[@pennzodiac]

Customer service was great until the lights when out…

[@av812bbbb]

173 vs IKEA workers (3008)

[@pennzodiac]

@@av812bbbb that would be fun to watch

[@jeannehauramauiari4986]

Like it, you did a great job

[@voidcatling]

AHH! AAAHHH! THEY BROKE OUT OF 3008

[@VinoEldrich124]

❤😮

[@RealJackBright]

*pulls out Micro H.I.D*

[@FaravusGaming]

I
Um
Okay, lol
Random, but cool cosplay!

[@user-oc1kx4fe6g]

I guess he's killed people in the night 💀

[@heinzsoup20]

The store is now closed please exit the building

[@EriUnknown]

*now put a wardrobe on his head and watch him fly*

[@Stoppissingonmyshoe]

🎶IKEA🎶

[@hiddenland_gaming]

"Exuse me the store is now closed."
-İKEA employe

[@BrolyOrAurak]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[@putiandpon85]

Me too

[@efeoztekin-yy3dc]

What's the song's name

[@BrolyOrAurak]

@@efeoztekin-yy3dc ikea - Jonathan Coulton

[@Gh0stsy_Ch4nn3l]

“Can he see in there?”
“Can he breathe?”
“No-“

[@Staryyemojicat]

SCP: Excuse me, The store is now closed, Please exit the building.

[@GSTICNATO828]

Just imagine an SCP fans saw this in an Ikea store
Scp fan: OH SHIT!!!

[@HellhumperE7ZJ]

Blow it out of the atmosphere

[@likabachiashvili6012]

IKEA-⚠️

[@AyaanaMaknojia]

“ EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLS EXIT THE BUILDING👹👹👹👹👹👹”

[@The_Gnorpian]

"Excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building"😡

[@Pest_the_Hot]

"Hello, Gnarpy."

[@The_Gnorpian]

@@Pest_the_Hot no

[@Pest_the_Hot]

@@The_Gnorpian "What do you mean, "no?" You're literally Gnarpy."

[@The_Gnorpian]

@@Pest_the_Hot yez I am idk why I zaid that

[@Pest_the_Hot]

@@The_Gnorpian "Alright."

[@KerimKaya-c6d]

IKEA! Just some oak and a pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA! Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men everyone has a home if don't have a home you can buy one there!!!

[@Phillipine-is3]

"SORRY STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLS EXIT THE BUILDING"

[@LiviePlayzYT]

If ur dressed like that go to IKEA

[@Scientist7462]

IKEA is OK but the tree won’t d**n scream

[@Amed.spor.3546]

Ikea workers: OH NO HES 3008 RUN 😰

[@Cuteblue6263]

SCP: EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING

[@ZaztionUnion]

SCP 3008: I'm come back in real life!
Zaztion Union on Comment: ☠️

[@AeroplaneFactsAndQuizzes_-_-_-]

Me being the 3008 player that really looks good

[@miaquillosaiskyronreal4C_B7SSI]

Looks like breathing will be his problem😅

[@viviankiuchukova5054]

3008 Excuse me, the store is not closed, please, exit the building

[@LiamMoralez]

Can bro even breathe through that 😂

[@Hop_Ink]

I have not seen Jonathan Coulton referenced anywhere in so long!

[@rvndomeditsboi]

*Friday theme starts playing* NOOO GET ME OUT OF

[@Yourmomvr-official]

You chilling on the ikea beds till you see a faceless worker then your screwed

[@Your_Duolingo_Reminder]

That one roblox kid there:AHHHHSRHLGELAEAJTYDJSTHSTAGSRYJEATHZTH "cutey dies"

[@Onepieceeditgear5]

Customer belike: out of ikea -_-

[@thessahoggett1669]

He really did 3008😂

[@Caroline_aldc888]

Employee:uhh why is that man walking into a tv?
Other employee:i have no idea

[@avac2183]

Just wait until the mobile task force show up with an actual gun…

[@AnthonyWu-fo8by]

Bro got that double chin

[@myrajaringa2119]

The other people watching him:👁️👄👁️

[@happywife3034]

Bro is really in Ikea🥹

[@user-ve6jn2eq8s]

He can’t see anything because of the make up😂

[@vouchneaseang823]

SCP = 3008 = ❤
👇. 👇
❤

[@SaturnTitan2K10]

Is nobody else talking about how he's not breathing😅😅😅😅

[@michellelynfrancisco989]

Me : finally I SAW THE EXIT! *Enters backrooms me : wait what oh mann

[@cocosfunland1592]

A kid who is an scp fan walking on the streets noticing this: OMG THeY- THE- WHA- it’s real……nAURRrRRRrRrRr-

[@Foodieforlife957]

“Selling kids and divorced men” 💀

[@DanielLeszczynski-se8yg]

pov: I’m going home after shopping in IKEA he is still following me 😅

[@AsenatTzampaz]

Ikea😄😄😄🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵lkea 😄😄😄😄😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎹🎸🎹🎸🎤🎤🎤lkea 😄😄😄😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🥁🪇🎹🎸🎻🎤

[@AsenatTzampaz]

Ikea 😀😃😄😃😀😃😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎧🎤🎹🎹🎸📻🥁lkea 😀😃😄😃😀😃😄😃😀😃😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎸🎹📻🥁🎧🎤

[@Just_xAurora]

The video - 😂
The song - 😶

[@doryramos8852]

ikea at night: twin💀

[@HongTamoan]

MAN SCP-3008 IKEA CLASS EUCLID

[@vouchneaseang823]

SCP =3008=❤
👇. 👇

[@DaFloridaMapper]

What if he actually gets stuck in ikea and the workers don’t know who is who?

[@kimmmolina7793]

He looks so real

[@Sadness-d4n]

Excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building. Famous last sentence for Karen💀

[@user-pn1oh8wu3o]

Persons ; WHAT The FUCK RUN IS SCP 3008 😱😱😱

[@RAND0M_yyz]

THAT SCARED ME ASF💀💀💀💀💀

[@goldeug3004]

왼팔님이 700명 서버에서 비공섭방 만드시고 시청자 여러명끼리 집짓기 하면 재밌을듯합니.

[@user-pj2cr7ss8q]

When i was at a mall walking and then i saw sign and i saw ikea💀

[@Elpvz1]

La mamá : mm que sujetó tan raro 😐🤨🤐
El hermano : 🤐🤐🤐😱😦😧😮😨

[@AniloveKpop]

People who see him: OMG AN SCP 3008 AN SCP IKEA IS NOT VERY FAR RUN EVERYONE!😱

[@Purpleguyiguess6969]

THIS RELEASED ON MY BDAY LAST YEAR

[@Shakeyourpaws]

More like 🎶 I can’t breatheeeeeth can’t breatheeeeeeeeee!🎶

[@izzy1355]

That’s how IKEA made

[@An_anonymous_person]

Ikea meatball recepie: for 10 meatballs: human meat.

[@user-ts9ix1go8l]

8003

[@maryjeyylynlandingin6238]

Me see that:hey bro can i have a pic?