IKEA, IKEA...
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Best customer service I ever got, but then a Karen walked up complaining about the meatballs. I still hear the screams.
There is more meatballs now
@@pke1 AAAAAAA WTF I JUST REALIZED THAT'S WHY THEY'RE INFINITE TOO
@@angelcruz4870 and the worst part it makes sense
I wrote "Kilroy was here" in her car before she left. Good times. She was dumb enough to come back in and complain.
That escalated quickly
“ExUsE mE tHe StOrE iS nOw ClOsEd”
Excuse me the store is closed* (without now)
Edit it
@@Hannahjade123o it has a now actually
“The store is now closed, please EK sit the building.”
Excuse me me the store is now close
"your a wizard harry"
"I'm a what?"
"A WIZARD"
"Random noise""
3008
lEKA
🆗🔥 you and I will get the door 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪 the most extensions I locked the door and I locked the door and I locked the door and I locked
That was the last video i saw beffor dis
3008
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building."
Addendum: it has been discovered that SCP-3008-2's get created. When a person dies in 3008, an anomalous group of people designated SCP-3008-3 will swipe the body away and morph it into a SCP-3008-2.
How to make the already terrifying entity more terrifying.
@@galewinds8212cause I have way to much time on my hands. I can turn almost anything into an SCP
@@Dr.Toffel I hope you would never actually create one without approval from the Council.
@@O5-3-g30nc I would never be caught dead leaking a real article on purpose
@@Dr.Toffel
Waffle House.
They never close, after all
SCP-3008-IKEA Guy I like the way how they paint it
🤟I. Love IKEA. SCP. 3008😎
Should’ve gone to ikea for this it would scare the shit out of someone
Especially someone who knows scp lore
me
@joanapawan8033bro can't type
3008-SCP
3008😮
Imagine if they went into ikea with that and started saying EXUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING
I was thinking about that
I was thinking about that
Night time customers hear
"Sorry but the store is closed please leave the building" with an ikia worker running twords them at light speed
* Ikea
no
Soooop
« Excuse me, the store is now closed please exit the building. » you mean?
@@Prairiedogsarecute yeah that's how they say it
"Excuse me, The store is now closed. Please exit the building. -slap-"
Sir the store is closed *comenses with attacking while calmly asking him to leave*🤣🤣🤣🤣god I love scps
Ah yes SCP-3008-1 finally found it's mind
I was not expecting to hear Jonathan Coulton today.
🎵If you don't have a home you can buy one there!🎵
“ excuse me the store is now closed. Exit the building.”
Researcher down! We lost ‘em!
Ikea is beautiful and awesome of this ❤
Everybody was gangsta until he say
"Excuse me, store is now closed please exit the building"
IKEASCP30008fjcjfjgjihhhgigSCL) ZBHKHhiyihjuhihiuiuiuuiuiihiuhjihuiuhiuhuiuuuuuuuugyughuhhhggughดศาสนสัมพัน
Roblox❤❤❤
😅
Bro’s SCP-3008 now
I have personally inspected every corner of the world and every vehicle ever built.
Even I have yet to finish inspecting that IKEA.
me at night and saw that thing almost near
me:*turns on fortnite building*
When it’s midnight:
*”Excuse me. The store is now closed, please exit the building.”*
3008
Ikea 😄😃😀😃😄😃😀🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎧🎤🎹🎸📻🥁lkea 😄😃😀😃😄😃😀lkea @@Dpfjdl
Ya
Yayayaya3008lkea
Him: _TIME TO SCARE THE KIDS👁👄👁💅💅_
Hey at least it wasn’t a mimic hiding in a mannequin wearing the ikea uniform this time…
When was this?
@@O5-3-g30nc it was a incident about a week ago me and my buddy say a man getting stalked by a mimic in a mannequin and we already reported it
@@You_Found_The_Evidence_ Of course no one tells the O5 any of this. Was it truly a mimic? Or an unconfirmed instance of SCP-3008?
@@O5-3-g30nc it was truly a mimic due to the instance having elongated fingers and in the cracks of the mannequin was a fleshy red similar to the skin of a mimic
@@You_Found_The_Evidence_ I saw the report. The Mimic-Type Anomaly Containment team has been dispatched.
"excuse me the store is not closed please exit the building"
Director Sherman are you feeling well?
Brick, he has turned into the ikea workers we must place him in a box
“Yer a SCP Harry’”
“I’m a what”
“A SCP”
*cue Harry Potter theme*
Interesting.......SPC 3008 updated....
SHARK PUNCHING CENTRE!!
Imagine going to Ikea after Playing 3008 because you parents forced you and you see this
Oh my 343 that is one of my favorite JoCo songs ever.
Same!
D:
If you want to IKEA, I think people would 😱
Well uhh, i like the song ngl
3008scp🎉🎉🎉❤
ikea got the SHIT out of nowhere
This man deserves more respect than ever the things he does is unforgettable he is making the scp community bigger than ever
Really is so Good
Good news his out at day bad news it will become night
Its alright guys! its day time, were safe for now
Customer service was great until the lights when out…
173 vs IKEA workers (3008)
@@av812bbbb that would be fun to watch
Like it, you did a great job
AHH! AAAHHH! THEY BROKE OUT OF 3008
❤😮
*pulls out Micro H.I.D*
I
Um
Okay, lol
Random, but cool cosplay!
I guess he's killed people in the night 💀
The store is now closed please exit the building
*now put a wardrobe on his head and watch him fly*
🎶IKEA🎶
"Exuse me the store is now closed."
-İKEA employe
I LOVE THIS SONG
Me too
What's the song's name
@@efeoztekin-yy3dc ikea - Jonathan Coulton
“Can he see in there?”
“Can he breathe?”
“No-“
SCP: Excuse me, The store is now closed, Please exit the building.
Just imagine an SCP fans saw this in an Ikea store
Scp fan: OH SHIT!!!
Blow it out of the atmosphere
IKEA-⚠️
“ EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLS EXIT THE BUILDING👹👹👹👹👹👹”
"Excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building"😡
"Hello, Gnarpy."
@@Pest_the_Hot no
@@The_Gnorpian "What do you mean, "no?" You're literally Gnarpy."
@@Pest_the_Hot yez I am idk why I zaid that
@@The_Gnorpian "Alright."
IKEA! Just some oak and a pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA! Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men everyone has a home if don't have a home you can buy one there!!!
"SORRY STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLS EXIT THE BUILDING"
If ur dressed like that go to IKEA
IKEA is OK but the tree won’t d**n scream
Ikea workers: OH NO HES 3008 RUN 😰
SCP: EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING
SCP 3008: I'm come back in real life!
Zaztion Union on Comment: ☠️
Me being the 3008 player that really looks good
Looks like breathing will be his problem😅
3008 Excuse me, the store is not closed, please, exit the building
Can bro even breathe through that 😂
I have not seen Jonathan Coulton referenced anywhere in so long!
*Friday theme starts playing* NOOO GET ME OUT OF
You chilling on the ikea beds till you see a faceless worker then your screwed
That one roblox kid there:AHHHHSRHLGELAEAJTYDJSTHSTAGSRYJEATHZTH "cutey dies"
Customer belike: out of ikea -_-
He really did 3008😂
Employee:uhh why is that man walking into a tv?
Other employee:i have no idea
Just wait until the mobile task force show up with an actual gun…
Bro got that double chin
The other people watching him:👁️👄👁️
Bro is really in Ikea🥹
He can’t see anything because of the make up😂
SCP = 3008 = ❤
👇. 👇
❤
Is nobody else talking about how he's not breathing😅😅😅😅
Me : finally I SAW THE EXIT! *Enters backrooms me : wait what oh mann
A kid who is an scp fan walking on the streets noticing this: OMG THeY- THE- WHA- it’s real……nAURRrRRRrRrRr-
“Selling kids and divorced men” 💀
pov: I’m going home after shopping in IKEA he is still following me 😅
Ikea😄😄😄🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵lkea 😄😄😄😄😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎹🎸🎹🎸🎤🎤🎤lkea 😄😄😄😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🥁🪇🎹🎸🎻🎤
Ikea 😀😃😄😃😀😃😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎧🎤🎹🎹🎸📻🥁lkea 😀😃😄😃😀😃😄😃😀😃😄🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎸🎹📻🥁🎧🎤
The video - 😂
The song - 😶
ikea at night: twin💀
MAN SCP-3008 IKEA CLASS EUCLID
SCP =3008=❤
👇. 👇
What if he actually gets stuck in ikea and the workers don’t know who is who?
He looks so real
Excuse me the store is now closed please exit the building. Famous last sentence for Karen💀
Persons ; WHAT The FUCK RUN IS SCP 3008 😱😱😱
THAT SCARED ME ASF💀💀💀💀💀
왼팔님이 700명 서버에서 비공섭방 만드시고 시청자 여러명끼리 집짓기 하면 재밌을듯합니.
When i was at a mall walking and then i saw sign and i saw ikea💀
La mamá : mm que sujetó tan raro 😐🤨🤐
El hermano : 🤐🤐🤐😱😦😧😮😨
People who see him: OMG AN SCP 3008 AN SCP IKEA IS NOT VERY FAR RUN EVERYONE!😱
THIS RELEASED ON MY BDAY LAST YEAR
More like 🎶 I can’t breatheeeeeth can’t breatheeeeeeeeee!🎶
That’s how IKEA made
Ikea meatball recepie: for 10 meatballs: human meat.
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Me see that:hey bro can i have a pic?