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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2023
- This week on The Broski Report: how hard it is to find plus sized clothes, the evolution of virality, and Brittany details her bedtime routine.
Plus, Brittany takes a firm stance against story times on TikTok that require a part 2, being sold to constantly, and trying to get a viral sound.
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I figured out what the vibe of this podcast was bc it was kinda freaking me out. It’s giving 5 years into an apocalypse and the lone survivor is putting out a radio show every week to try and reach other survivors (if there are any)
That’s incredibly accurate
the mid century vibe really adds to that (if ur familiar w fallout)
Yes
Holy shit underrated comment
this is so true, i love this
I'll be telling my children this is CNN at it's PRIME
PERIOD
I’m gonna tell mine it’s Fox News
This is 100x better than anything CNN has ever posted
Absolutely
this is my cnn 10
The fact she talked about “you can’t just make a viral sound” and I KNOW the “I need him
Biblically, I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism” is gonna go offff 😂😂😂
AND IT WENT OFF ur so real
was that quote made specifically in an attempt to go viral?
@@epiclexi1234 nah cause she stared the podcast with the quote and the topic of viral sounds was later in the cast
omg same with the “oh so you’re lying? you’re a liar? you’re allergic to magic, happiness, and fun?” so ironic she got 2 viral sounds out of this
@@Aston.Kinsella ohhhh I see what you're saying lmao you're saying what she said is gonna go viral I thought you were saying that was already viral and she said it lol
“take me behind the shed and shoot me with a rifle old yeller style dude before i shop at dress barn” i am HOLLERING over this
bro...she is such a rare talent. Just sitting alone, cooking for an hour and she's SO FUNNY. All the *comedians* wish they could be so effortlessly entertaining. Well done, queen!
exactly! the way she’s just able to talk and tell stories and be so effortlessly hilarious. she’s able to sit alone and have me laughing til tears are running down my face. such a talented and unique woman with an amazing personality
imagine she does the pentagon bit every episode 😭
I hope so
Even after the ai generated pic of it smoked up
i would giggle every time
this would be so funny omfg
“I could outrun a greyhound” is now what I’m going to say when I’m violently caffeinated.
“flavorblasted, finger-blasted, cheddar blasted, pizza flavored sour cream and P U S S flavored Pringle Goldfish” had me on the FLOOR
“I need him biblically, I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism” 😅 bestie, we are feral in the chat. ❤
what's the time stamp for it?
@@moniluvr9810 38:11 ❤
i love that this is now a used sound on tiktok after her describing her disgust towards viral sounds 💀
@@stefuhfuhmarie mvp!
@@carlota_the_toyota she was talking about purposely attempting to create a viral sound. not just viral sounds in general. trying to create a sound that you hope will go viral is the thing she doesn't like.
Brittany: Hey so i HAVE to sleep with a box fan at the foot of my bed
Also Brit: why do i wake up with cottonmouth????????
shes so real for that im the same
you get cottonmouth from your mouth falling open while you sleep, most ppl do it bc in REM your body is relaxed :) it’s not a bad sign unless you’re super tired all day long too or snore rly loudly or pause breathing at night. then it’s apnea
lmfaooooo
The fact that she is making herself laugh so hard at her own material is honestly amazing
"one thing about me is that im going to be stimulated" is really resonating with me as i watch this and tik tok at the same time while drinking mcdonalds sprite
mcdonalds sprite hits different
I’m so glad Britney is talking about the constant promoting and consumerism on tik tok. For example all those stupid ‘fridge restock’ videos where they throw away the perfectly good container to only to put it in 5 separate ‘aesthetic’ containers
omg that boggles my mind. And when the 'aesthetic' container inevitably gets a lil dull, maybe scratched or discolored, you know they're THROWING them lil fkers out and getting new ones when they don't actually need to.
No cause those videos are satisfying but drive me nuts! Like what’s the point!
I wish we could somehow make an aesthetic out of like
Reusing containers
Make it a trend to store things in other things but in an eco friendly way lmao
All I think about those is like how do you know when your milk expires?
Its so wasteful! It's one thing to go to a store like Bulk Barn that we have in Canada and use reusable containers to buy in bulk, but this is just straight up being wasteful by not using the original packaging and engaging in over-consumption
PLEASE get brittney in the same room as theo von
Was absolutely thinking this. Needs to happen expeditiously
Immediately
this is my exact thoughts. big theo energy in this episode, in the best way 😂
I swear to the fucking lord
YESSSSS
I haven't cry-laughed in a LONG time and Brittany screaming "YUUUUP... YUP, YUP" about the lead singer of Imagine Dragons changed that today.
It’s so funny how she was talking about viral sounds and how you make them and then made TWO viral sounds just from this episode 😭😭😭
LITERALLY I WAS LOSING IT 😭 she's so effortlessly funny I love her sm
29:42
**eagle call**
“There is nothing more American - _burps_ - than laying in a Tempurpedic mattress, bed, in a moomoo.” -The Broski Report 2023
This part took me out😭
Brittany listening to Morgan Wallen is like Trixie Mattel listening to a quaint Christian sermon
She’s a Texas WOMAN
the noelle profile pic 🫦
I'm an alternative person raised by farmers. We exist. Lmao
@Kaytee Barga cool but Morgan Wallen is super racist and has retweeted white supremacist tweets so.... maybe lets not support him
@@kay1552 yes!
Had to physically pause the video and run to the restroom to laugh-cry so hard at the “I know where your children go to school” TOOK ME OUT
The pentagon bit IS funny everytime, please hide it in the podcast somewhere every episode hahahaha
this podcast is just Brittany forcing you to hear fun facts about herself while also trying to fight you about it at the same time for no reason
& i love it
i can’t believe we lived without this podcast for so long
I swear i physically need this podcast😂
licherally i am obsessed
BroskiReport has me laying on my belly and kicking my feet in the air
Me rn fr
Brittany getting chills listening to Calvin Harris music and Sarah having a panic attack because of it is the duality of man.
The Pentagon bit will never get old cause I like to imagine Mikey Mouse himself is telling her
Mikey mouse
@@ethangranniss6406 The only mouse ever
LMAOOOO
time stamp??
@@arianasalcido643 around 6:25!
she’s just so incredibly real, the whole time i was audibly responding “YUP” to every hot take
^^^^^ same and I wanted to just jump into the screen and have a convo with her but i can't aaaaaa
I have never felt so seen and understood in my entire life lmao, literally cannot sleep without maladaptive daydreaming my ass to sleep listening to those aesthetic ambiance videos 😭😭😭
no, because i NEED to go through my saved edits on tiktok, creating lil scenarios otherwise i CANNOT sleep
Her talking about clothes always makes me feel so seen...literally love her!
I hope she does the "they hit the pentagon??" bit every show
When you're right, your right. It's funny every time.
going from sarah baska’s video talking about having a panic attack because of calvin harris at coachella to brittany praising him was too good
I literally was about to comment the same thing 😂 I share Sarah‘s opinion, so coming here afterwards I was dying laughing like “Brittany nooooo”
sameee i was thinking the same thing hahaha
lmao i just finished sarah’s video now i’m here can’t wait
@@angelita98gaby same 😭
@@crose. except for sweet nothing, that one’s pretty good but definitely not on repeat, I’ll rip my hair out
I am SO GLAD Brittany spoke up about Shein. I live in a literal third world country and deadass can't afford clothes from our cheapest stores. Shein is the ONLY platform that has 1) clothes I can afford, 2) clothes I actually want to wear and 3) is not terrible quality. Also it is size inclusive and that is so rare for "trendy stores"
Girl the employees at Shien are so fucking exploited it’s not even funny!
@@xxchemicaldreamsxx you should see the way the workers for my countries local chain brands get exploited.. it's all the same just in different languages
@@xxchemicaldreamsxx you're right but it's the same with the people who make the clothes for any department store, litterally most clothes are made by exploited workers in the global south, in third world countries. If i bought a swin suit from a climate concious shop with no exploited workers it would cost me over $100. It would cost me a weeks worth of work. Buying Ethically sourced clothes is a privilege and it shouldn't be
@@nexithedestroyertrue
And it also uses child labor yall
This podcast gives me feelings of warm happiness and consistent fear
i burped in unison with you at one point during the episode and it felt like we were spiritually connected
i would have never stopped laughing tbh
this is so real ty for sharing
she’s in her hater era i love it
i love podcasts like this because it always just ends up being a two sided conversation in my head like yes this is such a good talk we're having
Her love for Latin culture makes me love her even more 💗
she’s giving, “you know what really grinds my gears”
I hope Brittany knows that every time she makes the Pentagon joke my week gets 300% better
Brittany episode 1: ‘15 minute mile survivor’
Also Brittany: ‘I’ll out run a grey hound’
But GIRL SAME
Also as a Jersey girl it is wooder! 😂
me: *usually listens to podcasts in the background while working*
me listening to Broski Report: *gets absolutely no work done and can't breathe from screaming and laughing so hard*
As a plus size girlie, I really appreciate you shedding light on how hard it is to find clothing for bigger bodies! Like would love to shop sustainably but it’s not always accessible in plus size options 👏🏼
so real Brittany is our big girl ambassador
Listen, I knew they were going to hit the pentagon again, but I still laughed so hard at the bit that I woke up my newborn baby
Aw, congrats on your new baby! Hopefully you could take a lil break and finish the pod
HOW ARE YOU THIS FUNNY BY YOURSELF THIS PODCAST IS INCREDIBLE
This is my religion, my news source, my history class, my philosophy course, my therapy session, my everything.
brittany fixing her bangs to ground herself is so real
The best way to listen to this is by imagining you’re in prison getting a visit from Brittany and she’ll occasionally hold her phone up to the glass to show you edits of Matt Healy.
I really don't wanna see any Matt Healy edits atm lmao
this is so real
if im in prison id already be suffering and matt healy would make it 10x worse
The fact that I’m taking my calculus final exam while listening to this and having a sensory processing disorder is a whole other slay yet to be unlocked
Honestly as a chubbier guy I use Shein a lot mainly because it goes by pure measurements and it's insanely cheap. Like you i fully get all sides of it, I just need stuff that will fit my damn body! Your snippet on how hard maneuvering fashion today is really spoke to me. A voice of the people as always Britt!
My mom used to throw “clothes swap parties” where you would bring all the clothes you don’t wear anymore and trade for someone else’s! It’s a great way to reuse clothing
This is SUCH a fun idea, please tell your mom she’s a genius and has inspired someone online to throw a clothes swap party lol
Just went to my first clothes swap the other week and I made out sooo well with all my new finds.
Also made it way easier to get rid of my hard-to-let-go items to see someone else actually enjoying/fitting/vibing with them. Just get some good drinks and music and it’s a party
I'm sorry that's what you gathered from this video 💀💀💀 thank u tho
Yesss my college campus does this a few times a semester
Fully naked while eating goldfish off yourself is literally the life of luxury
As a super fat I honestly believe that Brittany could be the one to revolutionize the plus fashion industry if she wanted to 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
this made me realize why i love brittany so much. she is trielt the non-problematic, real, honest, GOD FEARING version of our favorite influencers like HRH or Jenna Marbles. I love her ❤
No cause the transition into singing Radioactive was SEAMLESS lmao
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭 ikr!!
honestly...its refreshing hearing brittany call out tiktok culture because i've felt the same exact way like I am so tired of the influencers telling me what I should put on my face and what I can and can't wear.....its fucking exhausting. thanks for the raw material britt
Yhr but she then puts 3 sponsors on a 40min video
@@angusarcher5773 how else is she gonna make that bag?????????????????????????????????????????????
@@Mslani101 that's not my problem but seems hypocritical for her to attract socail media capitalism when she is arguably worse
@@angusarcher5773i mean whos to say whats better or worse? brittany is self aware to that fact and that self awareness is what makes her a lot better than these tiktok influencers
@@angusarcher5773idk if she has sponsors 🤷♀️ I’ve never ended up buying any sponsored products, just skip or ignore it
Lol “ain’t that right Mickey” I quote that all the time now lol 6:40
i also hate being sold to, but 'invest in a toilet light' is just solid advice
OMG the medieval Lofi girl is ME! 😂 Thank you for the hilarious shout out Britt! So glad it’s bringing just as much joy as it is me lol.
Never could’ve predicted the visceral thirsting over Dan Reynolds
This podcast is exactly how I monologue my days
No cuz her talking about the viral tiktok sounds being so hard to make before saying “oh so you’re lying, oh so you’re a liar” is so funny because of fast that phrase sound thing blew up on tiktoks T-T
Brittany at the beginning of the pod: IM NOT DEHYDRATED!!! Brittany at the end of the pod: hey guys I’m CLINICALLY dehydrated.. 😭😂
ever wonder how a conversation can be so random and so specific all at once? this is how. brilliant.
I hope and pray you do a podcast with the Basement Yard. The crossover of streams of consciousness would be hilarious
So I've worked at a TJ maxx for 3 years. And I remember one time (I'm fairly tall and over 200 lbs) I finally found a dress that fit me at work. And ever since I've been hunting down this specific style of dress that compliments my figure instead of the fucking MOO MOOS they design for larger women. I decided to look at every store in my city. All the thrift stores included. I went to Macy's, JC Penny, kohl's, Maurices, rue 21, forever 21, those over priced boutiques, mom and pop shops. And in every single instance there was nothing in my size. Keep in mind I'm not even huge on the plus size scale. I'm literally one size above XL and barely reach a 2X. And when I do find those choices, they're bat shit expensive and ugly. They're literally catered towards older women, there is no shopping market for young plus size people. PERIODT.
Sarah Baska drops her Coachella video, documenting her panic attack triggered from hearing Calvin Harris playing at Coachella and Brittany out here like Coachella revived her love of Calvin Harris hahahahaha. Absolutely relating to both and I LOVE IT
no literally SAME
I WAS THINKING THIS LMAOOO
thanks for literally breaking down every issue i’ve had with tiktok for the last like year.
Brittany this video is a year old now and it is still to this day one of my favorite, most comforting videos ever. I can quote the whole thing front to back and it just brings me so much joy. So thank you, Supreme Leader, and god bless this broski nation
For some reason what really made me burst out laughing was the idea that George Washington both "fought AND DIED"??? As in he perished in a battle?? For our God given right to wear a mumu and nothing else 😂😂😂
watching the broski report while vomiting into ur toilet is another level of mentally ill
That morning anxiety is a gut punch, literally
mood
@@halfpine9952 omg yes the morning anxiety. We out here battling, thank u Broski Report for ur assistance during these trying times 😔🙏
She gets us through it 😌✨
Hey I'll cheers to that
“they hit the pentagon aga-“ GIRL PLEASE
I had a feeling she was going to do that 😂
I’ll be rewatching these first 3 episodes on repeat. Thank you very much.
This is the only podcast I can get through even if I’m being threatened the entire time
As a fattie I LOVEEEEED the shein hating tear down. Thank you girlie, there is no cheap brands that have cute plus sized clothes. :(
As a fattie (220lb) I realize not to take out my insecurities and issues on others like Brittany has done. It's not a skinny person's problem if they want to wear oversized. It's the problem of those who make the clothes. She's pushing her insecurities on others and bullying instead of being a happy fat person :/
you should try the brands recommended above, shein is terribly exploitative of its workers and creates millions of pounds of waste each year.
@@m_a_k_e_n_n_a I think the main conversation here is affordability and one of the first things I saw in the ASOS plus sized collection was a plain midi dress for $95 😬 did look at Cider and it was a lot better
@@m_a_k_e_n_n_aasos is not affordable
@@taylifts the problem also is that cider sells some of the exact same garments that shein does (not similar, the exact same). So idk if its really any better than shein. I know shein is the front facing evil but there are lots of online stores that do the same thing they do unfortunately :(
As a 25 year old size 18, Torrid actually has cute stuff now. In store anyways..but it is super expensive. I appreciate your discussion on how freaking hard it is to find cute clothes for plus size people.
Very true! My mom is plus sized and we went into the Torrid at the mall so I could buy her something and I got sticker shock…I already knew plus sized brands charge more but didn’t realize HOW MUCH more. We ended up leaving with nothing & I bought her something else lol
They always have had cute stuff heck I am 34 and remember when they first open up their first store and had Steven Tyler's daughter as one of their models in a campaign shoot I saw in a magazine(remember Steve has more then one daughter so this isn't skinny Liv it's his other daughter who at this moment I completely forgot her name ughhh)
yea but her talking like skinny shouldnt people buying oversize clothing is so fucking stupid
The passive consumer thing; Thank you for saying exactly what’s been in my head, saying it perfectly in your own way, and to all of us.
The part about clothes shopping and fast fashion was finally said 💯 I'm here for it 👏👏
I love how this became her airing her grievances 😂 this is what Broski nation townhall meetings would be like
perfect timing to listen to the pod and disassociate for the whole 8 hours i’m at work
I am right there with you michelle let's gooooo
Period sis…
@@elizabeth9820 let’s gooo
@@camryn.g let’s get this bread* (*= mental torment over with)
lets gooo yall lol
29:05 I feel so seen and connected 😭 I also can’t wear underwear at night. It might be „weird“ in the beginning but trust me girlies it’s just so much more comfortable and also healthy for downstairs
YES THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THE SHEIN/CIDER PLUS SIZE FAST FASHION ISSUE LIKE I FEEL SO SEEN THANK YOU
i think it’s fineee if people buy shein/ fast fashion if that’s all that is accessible to you. it’s a different conversation if you’re buying massive $500 hauls and/or endorsing and profiting off of those brands.
Brittany, thank you so much for talking about the clothing/sizing problem in society. It’s really not talked about enough. It’s so frustrating not being able to feel pretty & wear cute clothes bc they don’t have my size. Ppl are like “you’re not plus size” but it’s like yes I am according to my pant size 🤦🏻♀️
yea but her saying that skinny people shouldnt buy oversize clothes was stupid af
Girl, this podcast is slay!! I love that you’re sharing your favorite weekly songs with us. I think it would be super awesome, If you have the time, to make a Spotify playlist that you added the songs to you each week, I would absolutely have it on rotation all the time!
The vinyl couch bite imagery has me absolutely sobbing in broad daylight
I can't wait for the day that Brittany discovers Preachers Daughter by Ethel Cain
She’s posted a TikTok about listening to House in Nebraska, so I just pray she had the full experience 😭😭
@Kalina Hammer Wait what!!! This Broski Nation national news how did I not hear about this? I really hope she listened to the full album and got the full experience because I think it would be something she would genuinely like.
It’s on the lostmymarbles account
Okay but I only liked Ptolemaea and August Underground. Why did she only make 2 songs like that?!?
@@BugandBuns real, same
YEESSS so I wasnt crazy. This episode was giving HRH soooo much. It's like her list videos. She just yells everything out and she's good. Predicting how the viewers might respond to certain topics and INSTANTLY arguing back is so funny.
What's hrh?
@@shannonceleste5557 HRH Collection on YT. She mosty does rant videos (and has some... lets just say interesting takes) and her style of ranting is very similar to this episode.
her face is so animated like an old disney cartoon fr
First poadcast i listen and pay attention at the same time. You are a fabulous witch of the entertainment while boosting my shirnkled muscles at the gym
I love when I’m listening to this as I walk to work and Brittany says something like “some people call it a clavicle, I call it a serving platter” and idc who sees me laughing out loud to myself
I’m so glad you’re talking about the whole clothing situation because I was recently thinking about how as a person who works minimum wage, if I buy clothes from SHEIN or Cider or ROMWE or what the hell ever because it’s affordable then I get shamed. I can’t go buy thrifted clothes cause they’re too expensive now and there’s nothing that I’d actually wear because people go in there to buy everything cute and resell it. And the most simple pair of jeans will run you 30+ dollars in normal stores. I get that fast fashion is bad but being shamed for buying it when there’s nowhere else to buy clothes without spending a jillion dollars is ridiculous
As a poor person I 100% feel this. It's so hard to find clothes anywhere and I feel guilty for buying from fast fashion brands but as of right now with high clothes prices everywhere else I'm just entirely out of options.
Shamed?
@@enough2715 yes. The amount of hate you’ll get if you openly admit that you buy from places like SHEIN is ridiculous. It happens online a lot but I’ve also been subject to a impromptu lecture about ethics because I bought clothes from the only place I can afford
@@nothoughtsatall I've also been shamed for buying from there, it makes me feel so guilty but where else is there to turn?
It's out of control honestly. I think there is valid criticism of people who spend hundreds on these site just to film a tiktok and then get rid of the clothes or people who buy cheap clothes to only wear it once for Instagram before moving on to the next trend. but so many people just buy a few things and then wear it for years!
Girl you are baring it all on this pod and I am LIVINGGG 😭❤️ The sleep routine is way too relatable
I love ranting britney. I’m so happy we have this. ❤
This is giving Ethan energy in the best way possible I love off the rails broski
family family family
Ethan and Hila need to be her first guests lol
☮❤☮❤
this podcast would burst into flames with the chaotic energy of brittany and ethan combined
Family ❤️
Coming from someone with severe ADHD I can watch this whole thing uninterrupted and that's such a big flex/slay bestie
I feel like she is my hyperfixation its actually concerning
It’s because her talking stream is exactly like the inner adhd monologue 😂 it quiets my brain by subsisting fun new impulse thoughts for my usual ones
You’re probably the only person who can make me giggle mid anxiety attack lol. Please never change 😂
Hi babes I was a religious podcast listener for most of this series but I’m up to date now. Starting from the beginning from CZcams because you’re a highlight of my current season. Loving you. Supporting you.
"There's more to life than online attention" I needed that. Thank you for your nuggets of wisdom Brittany
Brittany straight up MOOing at the lead singer of Imagine Dragons is what I'm here for 😌🙏✨
This is so amazing I'm so excited to have something new and comforting to listen to
sometimes when brittany gets real southern i feel like nancy grace is yelling at me 😭😭😭