Catholicism Is More Confusing Than You'd Think. Joey ILO - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 24. 12. 2020
  • Catholicism is more confusing than you'd think, especially if you're Joey ILO and you've never realized how many times you have to kneel down and stand back up during a Catholic Mass. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Joey ILO, Joey goes into hilarious detail of his first time visiting a Catholic church. Whether it's a Pentecostal dance off, or an up and down catholic mass, the comedy stylings of Joey ILO are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 282

  • @tamedshrew235
    @tamedshrew235 Před 3 lety +36

    The standing/kneeling thing is so true. For my wedding I made sure to position my Catholic friends at the end of the pew so that the nons could follow their lead. It was still hilarious.

    • @uzbeccastan86
      @uzbeccastan86 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SisuGirl
    @SisuGirl Před 3 lety +32

    This is absolutely brilliant. I felt the exact same way when I visited a Catholic Church. I’ve been to several Pentecostal Services & MANY Southern Baptist Services whilst living in the South for Military Service. For a Lutheran? I felt, oh, slightly out of place! Once I relaxed 🤷🏼‍♀️ I thought, “Why not?” We Lutherans sit so bloody long we get blood clots.
    I’m thrilled I watched it and, yay, I was the 1000th “like”.
    Very funny guy. I look forward to seeing him a lot more.

    • @szqsk8
      @szqsk8 Před 3 lety +1

      ᔕIᔕᑌ GIᖇᒪ We don't sit much in my Lutheran Church. Maybe it's because we are LCMS. The Pastor says "please rise for the ..... (Nunc Dimitis, Canticle, Confession & Absolution, etc) every five minutes. My 62 year old knees hurt the next day!

  • @ShannonTheMojito
    @ShannonTheMojito Před 3 lety +36

    I went to a Baptist church that didn't have a band but we kept the beat. I am so mad at the audience for not giving him a beat lmaoooooooo

  • @livenotonevil8279
    @livenotonevil8279 Před 3 lety +92

    Audience isn't sure if he's really mafia. I'm sensing a lot of nervous laughter and applause.

    • @karebu2
      @karebu2 Před 3 lety +8

      Them guys better be laughing!

    • @meman6964
      @meman6964 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Provo, Utah most are Mormon LDS so other services are not well known

  • @thechristianpsychologer3865

    This is great. He's got great energy

  • @MArtistForLife
    @MArtistForLife Před 3 lety +24

    Never thought I'd see shuffling, percussion, and stand-up comedy in one video, but there you go, I guess! >ヮ

  • @Jinji2179
    @Jinji2179 Před 3 lety +107

    Haha, I'm Pentecostal too and when he said he wasn't expecting the workout going to a Catholic church, I was like, "Usually it's the other way around."

    • @shirleycoleman2339
      @shirleycoleman2339 Před 3 lety +3

      Me too

    • @latoyapayne1907
      @latoyapayne1907 Před 3 lety +3

      Definately!

    • @jawjagrrl
      @jawjagrrl Před 3 lety +7

      I had a friend growing up that described her church as "Bapticostal". There was dancing, hugging and (optional) speaking in tongues. Never wanted more to go to church with one of my friends as much as I did her. We didn't even get percussion at my services.

    • @kingdomrunt
      @kingdomrunt Před 3 lety +1

      LOL ain't it sister!? 😂😂

    • @kingdomrunt
      @kingdomrunt Před 3 lety +3

      @@jawjagrrl lol @ Bapticostal I'm a Jesus lovin' holy roller. Please keep seeking a home church (whether building or someone's home) where you can worship & grow in truth and joy.

  • @twilson377
    @twilson377 Před 3 lety +86

    This guy is so much funnier than the audience is giving him credit for. I LOL.

    • @RicoBurghFan
      @RicoBurghFan Před 2 lety +4

      I disagree they laughed pretty good 🤣

  • @rarah73
    @rarah73 Před 3 lety +22

    “The track is in my head“... Yes it is; there's always a song playing in my head!

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma Před 3 lety +2

      Me too and there’s a song for EVERYTHING!!

    • @annb1265
      @annb1265 Před 3 lety +1

      Same. I can switch it to hymns 😊

  • @theoneandonlypinkypinky8245

    He is hilarious! I used to be a pro dancer before my accident and he can really move! Plus anyone not afraid to dance is free!

    • @DoKtaTre
      @DoKtaTre Před 2 lety +1

      "anyone not afraid to dance is free" ❤

  • @kingdomrunt
    @kingdomrunt Před 3 lety +17

    I am laughing my butt off.... it's so true. I know because I'm a "holy roller"
    😂😂😂

  • @catshez
    @catshez Před 3 lety +21

    Yes Joey is right about himself...
    He does NOT need drugs or alcohol... it would be catastrophic if he went that way 🤣
    What a great dancer and performer!! 😃😃😃 🙌🙌🙌
    Just work with whatcha got ! !
    Just work with whatcha got ! !
    Woo, I feel his energy !
    A very funny man 👌 , I personally love his face and I don't think he needs to change it 😀

  • @dovie2blue
    @dovie2blue Před 3 lety +153

    I know the Mass he's describing. Let us stand. Let us kneel. It's good Friday.

    • @JamesBond-ko7cc
      @JamesBond-ko7cc Před 3 lety

      I hated that at those churches !

    • @magdalene74
      @magdalene74 Před 3 lety +5

      Exactly lol. Best workout you get all year hehe.

    • @barbarak2836
      @barbarak2836 Před 3 lety +5

      It was really bad in the 60s and 70s, probably before that, too. I never understand how some people could fall asleep, what with all the aerobic exercise.

    • @jawjagrrl
      @jawjagrrl Před 3 lety +10

      As a Protestant, my first Catholic service was attending a funeral for a child :( I told my Mother that we should sit at the back so we could follow all the kneeling/sitting/standing cues (wasn't sure how much Latin was going to figure in at this particular church). It was more exercise than I ever got at a Methodist service for sure.
      My husband was Catholic when his kids were small - he said there was the added element of checking for small kids crawling under pews before dropping the kneeler. 😶

    • @RicoBurghFan
      @RicoBurghFan Před 2 lety +4

      It's every Mass!

  • @BossBible
    @BossBible Před 3 lety +20

    He's got moves 😂

  • @miguelguerra9666
    @miguelguerra9666 Před 3 lety +33

    He’s so funny, I went to Branson Missouri to watch him on a church marriage retreat.

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 Před 2 lety +10

    This guy is half crazy ..... and I loved every minute of his set. Great stuff.

  • @deewestenberger6725
    @deewestenberger6725 Před 3 lety +20

    Good , especially the religion part. I truly enjoyed it, because I am a Minister and I totally know what he means..

  • @JwhateverJ
    @JwhateverJ Před 3 lety +20

    Absolutely brilliant.
    One needs energy for this job, and he got that.

  • @caseycampbell4787
    @caseycampbell4787 Před 3 lety +13

    "I haven't even started yet."
    Exactly. Haha.

  • @caseycampbell4787
    @caseycampbell4787 Před 3 lety +20

    Lmao.
    him: "I hope he stops at my house."
    ad: (singing) "And the world will be a better place for you and me."

  • @marvellousg9186
    @marvellousg9186 Před 3 lety +17

    I'm a Pentecostal former fitness instructor with Parkinson's and some catholic friends. I agree with what he said. Ironically when the come to my Pentecostal church they getting a workout included in the package ( beat counter included).

  • @jazzdeeva6615
    @jazzdeeva6615 Před 3 lety +18

    That was good! He's funny🤣

  • @victrola2007
    @victrola2007 Před rokem +3

    My twisted sense of humor backfired at a friend's church. I came along and sitting down on a hard bench for a full mass started to hurt. When I started to unintentionally fidget, my friend asked if I was OK, I blurted out - "my PEWbic bone's sore". He cracked up loud enough that a little Italian grandma glared at us. We were mid-40's. 🤦‍♀️

  • @kbean5338
    @kbean5338 Před 3 lety +53

    WARRIOR overcame a real injury to perform. Brilliant!

    • @KishkaTonka
      @KishkaTonka Před 3 lety

      uhhh dislocated elbow and wrist. got a cast. moves his hand around just fine.
      man you're gullible.

    • @kbean5338
      @kbean5338 Před 3 lety +1

      @@KishkaTonka I was simply giving him a compliment. Man! you’re a troll.

    • @kbean5338
      @kbean5338 Před 3 lety

      @@KishkaTonka Please, get a life.

  • @LeenaStark
    @LeenaStark Před 3 lety +30

    This man needs to be cast in movies! LOTS of them!!! 🙋

  • @shaunaleessnackidies
    @shaunaleessnackidies Před 3 lety +7

    It’s all in my head, I don’t need a track 🤣

  • @ceceliajohnson9481
    @ceceliajohnson9481 Před 3 lety +7

    Watched from Nassau Bahamas... Enjoyed Him and I love "The Andy Griffin Show

  • @protopiannelson5
    @protopiannelson5 Před 3 lety +8

    I can totally relate cause I was reared in a Catholic church then moved to Baptist

  • @sapphirestar3068
    @sapphirestar3068 Před 3 lety +7

    Definitely looking up this guy for more!!
    Well done, sir!

  • @biker5662
    @biker5662 Před 2 lety +3

    Ah!! One of the best Dry Bar has welcomed!! I've watched over 45 of their comedians on here. He's in the top 5, maybe even the top 3!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509

    He's nuts! But he's got the moves and enough energy like a toddler. Real original.

  • @deborahmichele
    @deborahmichele Před 2 měsíci

    This guy is wacky and out there in the best way! Very funny and an amazing dancer! Loved it!

  • @DoKtaTre
    @DoKtaTre Před 2 lety +4

    AHHH-HAA-HAA-HAAAAA!! Lil' Joey Aiello from the Pentecostal revival meetings!! ;) Your act really got good! I don't even think of myself as Christian anymore, but when you told about your determination to be at your special in Provo despite injury, I woulda probably still yelled, "Hallelujah!" ::shrugg: (I'm working with the past I got...)

  • @CoachShaunie
    @CoachShaunie Před 3 lety +6

    😂😂😂Love his energy.

  • @tanialfinch5295
    @tanialfinch5295 Před rokem +2

    He is HYSTERICALLL!!! I could not stop laughing out loud (at 3 am) and I've watched this same show 2 or 3 times since I've been lucky enough to find Drybar Comedy...THANK YOU for the much-needed LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattgaming8717
    @mattgaming8717 Před 3 lety +7

    This guys going to be big. All comics here are good. But he had it. one ive watched many times...

  • @TheWriterWalker
    @TheWriterWalker Před 2 lety +2

    Otis Campbell AND Jackie Gleason. Lol.

  • @wyioughta
    @wyioughta Před 3 lety +6

    "that face" fuhgitaboutit...this guy rocks!

  • @christyfox9116
    @christyfox9116 Před 2 lety +3

    This guy is great!! So much energy and such a unique style of comedy... I loved it!!

  • @rudevalve
    @rudevalve Před 3 lety +7

    Certified Gold!!!!! 🎄

  • @nyhabc
    @nyhabc Před 2 lety +3

    He is so hilarious, I cracked up at every bit!!! xD

  • @djssquibbs3295
    @djssquibbs3295 Před 3 lety +68

    he is funny, if someone knows a bit about Catholic and Pentecostal church services.

    • @user-jv5pp8pv9l
      @user-jv5pp8pv9l Před 3 lety +4

      ☝This person did not watch past the first few minutes. You can enjoy this special even if you know nothing about Catholic and Pentecostal services.

    • @user-fh1th5uz9x
      @user-fh1th5uz9x Před 3 lety +1

      I am the person that knows nothing that still enjoyed

    • @ACEYBOO
      @ACEYBOO Před 3 lety +1

      I'm the person that knows pentecostal

    • @knockknock1246
      @knockknock1246 Před 3 lety

      Parishioners at the Pentecostal Church are avid dancers, is it? They can't wear pants though, right? Only skirts? 🤔

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 Před 2 lety +1

      Wanna come to testimony meeting at my evangelical one. Same people say the same thing every darn week. Caught my young cousins In The back pew moving their lips in mockery. Whispered to them - "Stop it or Pastor Bill will drag You down front to the altar rail!" And he Would do it, seen it happen before!

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 Před 2 měsíci +1

    What an awesome performance and hysterical set! You are a natural entertainer! Have you looked into voiceover work? You have such a wide range and such animated expression, I think you would be perfect (if you haven't done any already)!
    Thanks Dry Bar and Joey ILO for the laughs!

  • @samanthalarson7175
    @samanthalarson7175 Před rokem +2

    Highly recommend! I laughed the whole time!

  • @mememo3764
    @mememo3764 Před 3 lety +5

    We need a dry bar comedy in Branson.

  • @K.Spade7902
    @K.Spade7902 Před 3 lety +3

    Recently diagnosed with "Young and the Restless legs Syndrome!" lol

  • @jenynz5334
    @jenynz5334 Před 3 lety +8

    My dad's from Ecuador 😁 🇪🇨

  • @annfraley7083
    @annfraley7083 Před 3 lety +54

    How does he have any extra weight, with all that perpetual motion?

  • @MoparMan-ff8fb
    @MoparMan-ff8fb Před 3 lety +10

    he performs in branson mo. where I work / live . he performed a few times during the week at the resort I worked at for 12 years when he wasent on the road doing shows . Nice guy . He also does impressions especially otis Campbell from Andy Griffith show

  • @brendatreants196
    @brendatreants196 Před 3 lety +4

    Man is showing us how we can go to visit both his church and his wife's church. Hey, want to go? ❣🙏🙏

  • @cjp592
    @cjp592 Před 3 lety +7

    He got moves.

  • @matildagreene1744
    @matildagreene1744 Před 2 lety +2

    He's very funny but can also DANCE great !!

  • @murieloduro1274
    @murieloduro1274 Před 2 lety +5

    He’s adorable 🤣

    • @twilson377
      @twilson377 Před 2 lety

      Trump 2024! Save America again.

  • @kateealer7
    @kateealer7 Před rokem +1

    His description of Catholic Mass is true! I've been practicing my whole life, so it's no big deal to me, but I've had friends tell me about going to a wedding or funeral in a Catholic Church and how they found all the stand-sit-kneel stuff exhausting. I just always tell them, "you should see me after Holy Week. Between Stations of The Cross and Service, I've felt better after marathons than I do after Good Friday. Easter is, 'Yay! The Lord is Risen, and now we can go back to our normal stand-sit-kneel stuff!"

  • @jacquelinedavis4955
    @jacquelinedavis4955 Před 3 lety +3

    I've got to visit a Pentecostal church now

  • @kristofftaylovoski60
    @kristofftaylovoski60 Před 3 lety +10

    Otis the drunk is actually part of the Trinity....... Elvis.. Foghorn Leghorn.. and Otis the Drunk.

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 Před 2 lety

      Amen burp Amen! Do you remember the episode where Otis got sober and then couldn't walk right? 🤔 One of my favorites!

  • @6rockinrobin
    @6rockinrobin Před 3 lety +13

    He's a RIOT! Giving me Nathan Lane vibes. Jazz hands and all!

  • @trishmcbee3092
    @trishmcbee3092 Před 3 lety +5

    He’s fantastic!

  • @all_things_beautiful6905
    @all_things_beautiful6905 Před 2 měsíci

    He got that Pentecostal dance down! 🤣

  • @bbrownbooks7138
    @bbrownbooks7138 Před 2 lety +2

    "Just work with whatcha got!" 😆

  • @DancinFool
    @DancinFool Před 3 lety +2

    Otis ! Love it !

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 Před 3 lety +8

    Funny. visuals. Very funny Comedian.

  • @MrTPF1
    @MrTPF1 Před 3 lety +3

    Hilarious delivery!!

  • @cabins_canoes
    @cabins_canoes Před 3 lety +2

    Had to attend Pentecostal as a kid and he’s not joking about the moves 😂✋🏼I do NOT miss it for sure haven’t been back since I turned 18

  • @rileshinson4473
    @rileshinson4473 Před 3 lety +3

    He got the moves!!

  • @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
    @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 Před 3 lety +8

    I loved this. Especially about the church (I got the jokes right away 😂). My stomach hurts from laughing too much!

  • @GiftsbyChosen
    @GiftsbyChosen Před 3 lety +2

    I'm in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 because that Pentecostal is spot on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you wanna lose weight.... Wait for that organ to start playing..... Zumba for Christ🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marygrace3904
    @marygrace3904 Před 3 lety +9

    Love the dance moves

  • @kdjoy88
    @kdjoy88 Před 2 měsíci

    The bus thing is great. Unfortunately, where I am, nobody gets to ride the bus in a 2 mile radius of the school.

  • @sandypeppers6861
    @sandypeppers6861 Před 3 lety +4

    At times he sounds like Stuart from SNL.

  • @Charlotte333
    @Charlotte333 Před 3 lety

    That was awesome! Good luck!

  • @bissetttom1738
    @bissetttom1738 Před 3 lety +4

    I went to understanding catholicism class, the first class topic was the difference between truth and fact, I didn't go back again.

    • @magdalene74
      @magdalene74 Před 3 lety

      guess you will never know then.

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 Před 2 lety +1

      Told Sister Jean I had always wanted To be a martyr until I heard how rough the initiation was. She told me I could still aspire to Sainthood- can you see my billing?
      Blessed Peach the Bewildered- my feast day would be the middle of the month- when you've paid the bills and then wonder if there will be enough money left to live on- 😀

  • @mememo3764
    @mememo3764 Před 3 lety +3

    I love it!!

  • @bobtheelf9543
    @bobtheelf9543 Před 3 lety +11

    Good vid

  • @megangarcia6991
    @megangarcia6991 Před 3 lety +2

    An ottoman for your arms... 😂🤣

  • @Colestar1680
    @Colestar1680 Před 11 měsíci

    Joey is awesome and hilarious. Super talented dude

  • @RainyDayz1991
    @RainyDayz1991 Před 3 lety +2

    Now he was funny! A lot of these other guys on Drybar are not really funny but this guy was hilarious!

  • @amysanchez3699
    @amysanchez3699 Před 3 lety +9

    My mom is the worst ex-Catholic. She's allergic to the incense and starts coughing and sneezing like the antichrist. She forgets to put the prayer bench back up, trips over it and curses. She won't go down there but once anyway then just sits the rest of the time mumbling "god is in my heart"

    • @joeyilo
      @joeyilo Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @IanRob2011
      @IanRob2011 Před 2 lety +3

      Sounds like me. Incense gives me an Asthma attack!!

    • @randimillington1422
      @randimillington1422 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 Před 2 lety +1

      I was an altar girl and I would sometimes get unstoppable coughing fits from the incense.

  • @mikefrench4787
    @mikefrench4787 Před rokem

    Very funny , I can relate , I appreciate you 😆

  • @UncleNath
    @UncleNath Před rokem

    So good; love your style

  • @deputietribe
    @deputietribe Před 5 měsíci

    Love this guy

  • @Rhedd30
    @Rhedd30 Před 3 lety +3

    What a name to have haha

  • @michellpierce7208
    @michellpierce7208 Před 2 lety +1

    this guy is so funny before I even watched the show this his picture reminded me of Otis Campbell so when that bit came out I started laughing my rear oh he is so funny I like to see you in person I wouldn't mind getting a picture of him and Otis Campbell character LOL

  • @sarahh7180
    @sarahh7180 Před 2 lety +1

    He was FABULOUS!!!!! 😃

  • @kendraburriss5979
    @kendraburriss5979 Před rokem

    Very funny I'm really enjoying your show

  • @sabrinawhite8599
    @sabrinawhite8599 Před 2 lety +1

    LOVE THIS GUY!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @taylorwarren2000
    @taylorwarren2000 Před 3 lety +2

    OMIGOSH HE DOES LOOK LIKE OTIS CAMBELL

  • @williammason9789
    @williammason9789 Před 2 lety

    Otis Campbell was my favorite resident of Mayberry.
    This guy is GOOD !!!!!!!!

  • @cabins_canoes
    @cabins_canoes Před 3 lety +1

    Every Service (Pentecostal) as a kid was me wishing I could cover my ears bec of the screaming and craziness hated every second of it twice every Sunday and every Wednesday.

  • @ashleymiles3373
    @ashleymiles3373 Před 2 lety +2

    Catholic calisthenics! haha.

  • @tarawalker7193
    @tarawalker7193 Před rokem

    I recognized those Pentacostal moves immediately!

  • @karmencummings9754
    @karmencummings9754 Před 2 lety +1

    He can dance!!!

  • @jeremybertram5575
    @jeremybertram5575 Před 2 lety

    He does look like Otis from Andy Griffith show.. 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!

  • @mitsyg7351
    @mitsyg7351 Před 2 lety

    I love this

  • @michaeleberry8663
    @michaeleberry8663 Před 3 lety +1

    HILARIOUS 😆

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Před 2 lety

    “It’s my special, and I’ll stall if I want to!” 😀

  • @kendraburriss5979
    @kendraburriss5979 Před rokem

    God bless you and your family

  • @stuffwithjasmine1025
    @stuffwithjasmine1025 Před 2 lety +1

    He looks like an adult Gibby from iCarly

  • @juliewhite6887
    @juliewhite6887 Před rokem

    A VERY FUNNY and sweet man!!

  • @michaelkristopeit8868
    @michaelkristopeit8868 Před 3 lety +2

    JOEY!!!