Funny GERMAN INSULTS (with translations)
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- čas přidán 21. 11. 2015
- Hey rabbits,
here I have another video for you about Germany and the German language. This time I present funny German insults to you, words you can (but musn't ;) ) call somebody a name with. Please don't take this as an offense, but laugh about it and have fun watching! :)
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"Ass Violin"... That's a good one right there.
Waffen ϟϟ Soldat Nazi oder warum heißt du so?
@@erikeilingsfeld5284 Warum fragst du oder Sod off!
We need to make this a thing in English.
@Bloom SosAssLeviLeopuncher woher willst du das wissen?
@Bloom SosAssLeviLeopuncher dass er kein nazi ist
The English language ist not nearly as creative as German when it comes to insults. You could make a ten hour video with nonstop cusswords.
I know this comment is two years old, but I just discovered a gem today. "Blockflötengesicht." SO FUNNY!
Su
Ok
rubbish, look up some shakespearean insults
whanowa have you heard of the British insults?
I could literally listen to you talk all day. I love your accent :)
Thank you
If I ever hear someone saying this to me I would laugh 😂😂🤣🤣
Simp
@@floober_dooberious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
same :)
GUYS PLEASE DONT USE THIS WORDS IN GERMANY!!!!! EVRYONE WILL LAUGH ABOUT YOU!
Niklas0815 That was the point
Niklas0815 unless you know how to use them 😜. Then again, that would make me the one that is supposed to laugh.
Niklas0815 ich glaube nicht, dass jemand über dich lacht wenn du ihn als Arschloch beleidigt hast.
sleeping girl man würde eher eine in die fresse bekommen 😂
Niklas0815 ja auf jeden fall, die richtigen sind huso, wichser, Arschloch,...
Even as an austrian I had to laugh about how funny our language sounds sometimes
wtf am i the only person that doesnt speak German here?
+Stinking Orpheus Ja.
+Stinking Orpheus nitch (no, you aren't im learning lol)
yeah, you are...? :'D
I even spelled that german word wrong.. oops
+Froggy Power And you used the wrong one ;)
Use "nein" (= no) instead of "nicht" (= not)
How do you say, 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of Elderberry'?
Ja, ja danke, mein Luftkissenfahzeug ist voller Aale!
Dann solltest du mal glaub ich die Aale schnell rausholen alter. Oder grill die, bin nicht dein Boss.
Monty pyton😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I fart in your general direction
I was in a remote part of Western Australia travelling with a German friend.
A young women joined us to chat. For many hours. In my parlance she 'chewed my ears off'. But he shared with me a perfect German expression, which I understood on many levels, despite speaking only a little German:
"Sie rede wie ein Wasserfall."
🤔😂
Your missing a "t" in "rede" should be "redet wie ein Wasserfall"...
That said, not really up to date German speak....
I'm Norwegian and I noticed that we have very similar insult words, for example "ekel", which in Norwegian is "ekkel" (disgusting) and "drecksack" which is very similar to the Norwegian equivalent "drittsekk", which also means "dirt bag". I'm a linguist nerd and very interested in language similarities, particulary similarities between Germanic languages, as I speak one myself as my mother tongue and I also tend to learn Germanic languages faster than non-Germanic languages.
there are videos that explain this kinda influendes perfectly! Let's say that even the english language has been influended greatly us and latin/romanic.
A thousand years ago (a few hundred years after displacing the Roman Empire in Anglia had left Latin traces) before the A.D. 1066 Norman Conquest three-century tsunami of Frenchification, English in England (then Anglalond) was Anglo Saxon. It is a West Low Germanic language.
Didrick Namtvedt its because our language is almost thesame !
Didrick Namtvedt because German and languages like yours, others like dutch , English all came from once branch Germanic .... if you can speak any of these languages chances are you can learn the others easily... they say Dutch is the easiest to learn for English speakers.
I understand that! My dad's mother was Polish and all those Yiddish insults she spouted when I knew her! In the few years I knew her she may have been old and senile but boy was she a brilliant mench, rest her soul 18 years now!
I think calling an unpleasant woman a "bitch" is an insult to dogs. Most female dogs are quite pleasant and likable.
zoophile detected
twwarrior333
You just HAD to go there. Saying someone is likable is not the same as "i want to fuck them".
There are far more people I consider pleasant and likable than those I want to fuck.
Eric Taylor Relax, just joking :)
(its funny to me because your post sounded like you liked the dogs more than women)
twwarrior333
haha Funny thing is I don't really like dogs much. Even so most dogs are better "people" than most humans.
Eric Taylor Probably... but did you know they "descended" from wolves? Without us, they'd still be wild animals. Maybe in million years, dogs will evolve their brains like us and will even more evil than us. Lol just thinking randomly out loud, sorry.
I love how she pronounces categories like “ka-teegaries”.
I felt that this girl was going to cry :((
Yeah, i thought i was the only one thinking that :(
@@babyblue8642 Yep.
@@babyblue8642 3:58 her tone on that phrase, and the phrase got my attention.
Me too...
I always try to explain Fußhupe to my American friends .. doesnt get me much beside some weird looks till today. xD
+Gert hering My sister wants a Chihuahua and my mom _hates_ fusshupes.
***** And on top of that, my mom _loves_ really big furry dogs (she had a Saint Bernard growing up), but I am allergic to dogs.
get yourself a poodle. All sizes and much smarter and playfull than most people think.
hello add me on hangout porterojeaga@gmail.com
Warum unbedingt fußhupe xD
How about Gesäßvioline? xD
Also, I think "Sackgesicht" can't really be translated as "bag face", as it doesn't really mean that kind of "sack"
it would be "Balls -face "
***** wer?
+DarkWiiPlayer Sackgesich would be Translatet with Douchbag and not bagface
She stop watching children
Children: no I don’t think I will
''Fußkäselpopelpupser'' was? xDDD
😂
😂😂😂
HAHAHAHHA Die hat ganz ganz viel vergessen...
Mistkerl
+Slytherin Girl "Nix Hurensohn; Polizeisohn, mein Schatz!" lol
You forget about the word Alpha-Kevin :D
+BaumbuckelvonerAJ vergessen wir nicht Alpha-Dennis :D
Doch
+GameNetChannel oder die alpha-jaqueline XD
is gut jetzt
+BaumbuckelvonerAJ X'D Das ist locker das beste Wort aller Zeiten.
That was awesome. My mom never taught us the insults. We had to catch them now and then when she would get angry at us kids. :) Keep the videos coming.
All of this and your channel is still the most wholesome I've ever found on CZcams.
Never stop doing videos I love and admire u so much!!!
For me as a German it was pretty funny to hear all these mainly old-fashioned but funny insults. Thank you for making this video! :)
And I have to add: You speak and pronounce German words very well; sounds like a person born in Germany would have said! Respect to you!
Liebe Grüße,
Marcel
uhhm sie ist in deutschland geboren und lebt auch noch in deutschland :D
yesss. this videos are perfect for we the ones learning german
+Julian Mauro THANK YOU !
+Julian Mauro :D sehr schön ;p
+Julian Mauro Fool Bunny
***** use your little nazi head before speaking you unrespectful bitch
+Julian Mauro dafuq? :)
I've always wanted to learn German. I've always thought it sounded cool, and thanks to this video I know what my Austrian friend has been calling us. thanks for the insight 😂😂😂
An absolute classic Trixi production ❤️
90%-95% der Wörter habe ich noch nie jemanden als ernsthafte Beleidigung sagen hören.
Two things: I'm learning German and I found this video quite useful. If I am to communicate with a native speaker more effectively it is important to know the slang as much as what is considered "proper". So thank you. Oh and secondly, you're gorgeous!!!
Thank you for this! In my D&D campaign I'm playing a dwarf barbarian who doesn't speak common so well, so he resorts back to his "native" tongue a lot. This list will really help shape and create a multi-dimensional character. You're amazing!!
As a German I have to complain about the translation of "Sackgesicht". Usually Sack=bag but it also ist a Word for testicles, which is exactly what this insult alludes to/on (not sure what is right). So the correct translation actually is "testicle face".
Well, if you are going that direction that in English it would be pecker face which suggests your face looks like a penis, LOL
Looked for that comment
I think she was trying to keep the breeching of PC to a minimum.
"Pleasure newt" That one is golden.
Also Bangebüx kannte ich noch nicht, man lernt nie aus. :D
+GERbOdYbUiLdEr dito
+GERbOdYbUiLdEr
Dat is joa ook Noarddeutsch!
+GERbOdYbUiLdEr Gibt es meines Wissens auch nur in Norddeutschland.
Ich habe schon lange nicht mehr so gelacht, thx :)
This is a FUN channel!!! Love it!!
ass violin? da fuck.
"Grobian" is very similar to russian word "Groobian" which means a rude person :D
your funniest video
by far
I watch it twice a day
i rly liked ur video . especially that you're explaining in English so we can understand better and learn ..thank you..you're so sweet ♡
now I feel insulted - you are literally telling all insults to me while watching into my eyes :'(
I'll go to my bed now. My eyes are sweating.
Ha
It took a few seconds for "ass violin" to sink in but I died when it did
I love your videos!
Du machst das echt klasse!Hab mich sehr amüsiert.😊
Every word in German sounds like an insult.
+Fili PX
Du Fili!!
Depends on who's talking. Everything this beauty says sounds like honey.
All the speaches of Hitler though, sounds like he's just cursing someone.
(Which he probably did)
But I understand what you mean.
If I say "SCHMETTERLING" in German - you'd probably think I was
talking about a machine gun or something that would kill a lot of people
real fast and ugly !
It actually means : "a Butterfly" !
+O Lympic hahahahaha
+Tom Roger Lilleby Was Du - von deinen Vätern ererbt hast, erwirb es - um es zu besitzen.
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
Es lebe unsere Bewegung - es lebe Unser Deutsches Volk.
Es lebe unser Deutsches Reich.
not a curse...
+Fabian Dudda Finde ivh auch
YOU FORGET "DU HARALD"
Du Kevin!
my uncles name is Harald.... what does du harald mean
Mieser Harald
@@annikawollert8078 DU SCHEISSE
Horst
I'm looking at this old video and I notice your English has greatly improved. Wow!
Trixie, are these phrases made up by you that you like to use or are they commonly used by most people? Also, do insults vary depending on which part of Germany you're from? Thanks! You're videos are great and is helping improve my German!!
i like you soooooooo much .. i'm from syria and i live in passau .. ich lerne deatsch jetzt bei der vhs schule .. and i learned a lot of important funny things from your videos .. danke sehr .. i wish you going on with those nice videos
Aww, thank you so much for this comment. :) Alles Gute beim Deutschlernen! I will go on with them. Have a wonderful day! :3
vielen dank .. i have a lot of freinds from diffrent countries like spain,kruatia,vitnam,mexico.......
they are also learning german with me and i already shared your videos with them .. they like you a lot like i do
thank you .. with all my best wishes
lol, learning important things from a video spewing insults at you
as opposed to you, hurling insults at people that are at least making an effort to improve. You miserable little shit... lol.
***** isis has taken over syria
I prefer "Kommunisten Schwein" that's my favorite insult
Flyz it Dies xD
russians were also called „ivans“, ivan because thats just a generic russian name and the s for the plural
David Schu haha
Whats that? Something pig
@@uui it means "Communist pig"
jajajaja you're still great with this video. So much to learn from you and Deutschland. Saludos y sigue asi conejita.
This video has been a huge inspiration for me. It really makes me want to travel to Germany so I can have a lot of fun using these insults.
Also Lustmolch, Pantoffelheld, Spargeltarzan, gelecktes Würstchen und Bangebüx habe ich noch nie gehört. Eine gute Möglichkeit, um meinen Wortschatz aufzustocken xD
+Annis Kekse
Du bist jung, oder? ^^ Aber viel interessanter wird es, wenn man davor noch Dinge ranhängt...
I LOVE that German has the word "Fusshupe"!
English doesn't have a word specifically for dogs like that. I've gotten used to calling them punt-punt dogs (they're so small you could punt them like a football)
Thanks for the info!
Where I live we prefer to call these dogs "Trethupe", which would mean "step honk" :D
Rick Mitchell ankle biters.
Elizabeth Butler when I think of "ankle biters", I think of children.
In my family (in USA, Pennsylvania specifically) we call them yip yip dogs. That's how they sound to us.
i call these dogs " Ratte mit Fönfrisur " ( Rat with hairstyle )
I think you do wonderful and you certainly don’t need to apologize so much! You are fantastic and most importantly thank you! Vundebar
Very funny and instructive. Understanding insults is always useful and enables to understand a bit more of the culture.
Wurde durch den Ausschnitt abgelenkt...
Sagte der Mann, der einen SS-Soldaten als Profilbild hat...
Das "Arschloch" hat nichts mit dem "After" zu tun! Arsch ist sprachwissenschaftlich gesehen ein Synonym für die Gebärmutter, wobei hier das Geschlecht im Sinne der Nachhaltigkeit, persönliche Ehre, Loyalität und Familieren Wurzel und Standhaftigkeit, Erziehung usw. im Vordergrund steht, das Loch aber steht für die leere oder fehlende Potentialität der bezugswort und somit in Kombination die eigentliche Bedeutung des Wortes also das "Arschloch" sich leicht erklären lässt.
+perser „juhi55“ pasargad :O
+perser „juhi55“ pasargad
Wir waren alle im Arsch, aber jetzt sind wir wie neu geboren
You are funny af. Great video
Dein Video hat mich voll runtergezogen
To those who don't understand German, since you hear the word " douche" you can start Beating.
HAHAHAHA
You translate the insults literally so they don't make sence anymore. For example "pisser" refers to little kids who pie their pants. "Sackgesicht" refers to makle testicles so that would be something like ball-face. In spanist you have the expression "cara de picha" wich means "Pimmelgesicht" which is somewhat similar.
Hey! very instructive, it's super good to know the slang, I love it
😂trixi you so cute acting for learning. I really liked. thank you for your cool videos
When she said "Your a crazy guy" I was like WOAH.
Spot on English.
Suspicious...
And when she says "and a classic..."
Well, she does say to not trust the rabbit, and we all know that she's the rabbit.
Ich ging immer davon aus, dass das Sack in Sackgesicht von Hoder kommt :P
Beautiful teacher thanks for your efforts
I laughed a lot. You are very good at this. I'm still trying to figure out what an "ass violin" is!! hahahaaha
You: "don't actually use these"
Me: calls a mexican an ape immediately
..when cursing in english you just sound like Phoebe from “Friends”. 😊
This a new amazing channel I've discovered this video and subbed
I called one of my "friends" a armleutcher.He deserved it
I love your videos, you're funny
Wow, this may be my next favorite video. Already I see where some English words came from. Insults seem to be the first words people hear and learn. Sorry, I can't promise I'll not use any of them. But I don't blame you.
It's always the first... :D
I lived in Germany for four years, very young during the Cold War. I'm surprised by sounds I have not heard since, and much more surprised by words that are what I had thought they mean.
I feel that you were unhappy when you made this video. Perhaps an emotional distress. I hope you are feeling better. Most people may not have noticed but I am sensitive to the pain others feel. Perhaps I am wrong and that would be toll. Just know we care.
You are a gifted mind! That makes youtube decent even for me. Thank you.
BRILLIANT!! - nuff said! Echt genial ....100% SUPER gemacht! Respekt!
"Just play some call of duty"
Me:excuse you lady its called*Fornite*
mein Vater mag keine kleinen Hunde, wie Chihuahuas und nennt sie immer "kleine Ratte"😅
Meiner nennt sie "Ratte mit Außenbordmotor".
Trixie, some of these are so funny, I'm surprised the Deutsch don't have an insult like "you 1959 Edsel." LOL!
you're awesome , loved it
Mein Lieblingswort ist Handschuhschneeballwerfer.
Orssidia
Why would someone who throws snowballs with gloves be an insult? Lol
My fave is du Nudel! "you noodle", I use it almost every day
Love your accent. The way you say "insult" is cute
lustmolch - pleasure newt really topped it off for me
Es ist irgendwie schon lustig.. aber egal welche sprache man lernen will, das erste was man wissen will ist was man sagen muss um am schnellsten eine aufs Maul zu kriegen xD
+Vum Uefwbje Auf Spanisch kann man aber auch so wunderbar fluchen wie in keiner anderen Sprache, die mir einigermassen geläufig ist... Ich glaube, "hijo de puta" ist auf Spanisch kaum noch eine Beleidigung, sondern eher ein ganz normaler Ausdruck der Alltagssprache... ;-)
+Elias Stolz 'la puta madre' geht aber auch für 'hijo de puta' :)
+Zyntia Van Goth Danke für die Beleidigungen, die merk ich mir erstmal :D
+Zyntia Van Goth ich könnte das (wortwörtlich) übersetzen...
Aber ich bin zu faul xD
Mi ra
meine bsp sind aus diesem Buch.. eine wortwörtliche übersetzung ergibt zumeist eh nie sinn..
Замечательно - очень познавательная передача - Funny Girl - Thank you
- Keep Insulting - we need more stronger German Dirty Words :)))
idk why but i love u u make me laugh XD
Your accent is very nice :) i love it and great work here, with these videos :*
Als ich in Deutschland meine erste Praktikum angefangen habe, mein Chef hat zu mir gesagt: du bist ein faule Socke.
Nach drei Jahre später, ich habe noch nicht das vergessen. :(
+f4s9skfDc
Its correct when you say:
"Als ich in Deutschland mein erstes Praktikum angefangen habe, hat mein Chef mir gesagt: du bist eine faule Socke. Nach drei Jahren habe ich es noch nicht vergessen"
you use es and not das.
Then it's perfect
TeaChan97
*_* Ich muss immer noch lernen.
Ich sag nur Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache :D
Nachdem ich in Deutschland mein erstes Praktikum angefangen hatte, sagte mein Chef zu mir: "Du bist eine faule Socke!" Drei Jahre später habe ich das noch immer nicht vergessen.
That´s how I would frame it.
Wgtztwizard Keine Sorge, faule Socke ist nicht wirklich eine böse Beleidigung; es hat etwas recht freundschaftliches im Ton. :)
Just to explain you guys the insult of being called a HONK: in German it means: Hauptschüler Ohne Nennenswerte Kenntnisse.
It translates to a stupid students from a low rated type of school who has no actual talents or knowledge.
It’s quite discriminating to those people who actually need to go to this kind of school, because they are naturally not very clever.
Hope I could help you a bit 🙈🤗
no, actually it just means idiot
This is the fun channel.
This is my favorite video on the planet
Sie ist wunderschön. Hope I wrote that right.
+Brian Banks You did, but you aren't ;)
+Brian Banks You didn't.
+bastiiteam9 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Brian Banks you wrote that right.
+Markus R But still, he isn't.
Fusshupe made me laught out loud... i studied a little be of german but i find it so difficult (i'm native spanish speaker), You are funny!
Your pronunciation of the words that sink into me what i like.
Glad i came across this vid, learning german and going to try these on my german friend, hope she likes them :)
Now people of comment section. Insult me hard in german and plz translate :D
Du bist scheiße
lmao
Gelöscht
du piss Scheiße 😂
Schafkopf! Blockhead, Dumbhead, Literal Sheephead
Schwein-Hund is one of the worst insults you can possibly say. It was used by the Nazis as a degrading slur to describe Jewish People during WWII.
Nicoletta Ciccone - Don't get too excited, it just means "pig dog"... Unless you put a lot of emphasis on it, like stomping your foot while you say it, maybe even pointing your finger and snarling. The trick is to make it sound much worse by adding theatrics. 😄 I like being helpful.
+Janson Gander I think the pork content combined with canine content will probably suffice. lol
+Bulbasaur Productions It is still very popular. Like driving Volkswagen cars (devised by the Nazis to allow German people to go driving around Germany).
Gerade deinen Kanal entdeckt um kurz vor 1 in der Nacht. Direkt abonniert. Sorry for my Bad russian i'm from Japan.
Some of these are great!
I would translate Spinner rather with weirdo
+AceawinFX|мσтιση ∂єѕιgη (BACK) true
I thought it meant spider.
Where can I buy a German female?
Racist.
Ugh... Dumm-schwätzer -.-
+vidanjaatomica Really? All german girls I have met, are hot.
Ikr I want a german girl too
+Veldrin Minamoto Ich war außer ein esel loch von geburt an.
I enjoyed the way Trixie said them.
The way you pronounce "categories" is awesome. :-)