I've heard that Jerma has kidnapped one of his fans and forced them to dress up in a Miku cosplay and talk in a vocaloid voice. Jerma literally refuses to give them food or water if they do not sing the entirety of "Po Pi Po" perfectly. Jerma has been posting pictures of himself hugging them in a Miku costume and saying stuff like "hey guys, look at this realistic Miku doll that I bought". I cannot believe no one has realised yet who is that Miku doll. I really hope someone can stop this monster before he does anything else like this.
Seeing Miku getting angrier and angrier while he rants about complete nonsense and the timer hits like 5 minutes without him hitting a single picross space is peak jerma.
12:12 i honestly think jerma uses twitter like, every single day, writing out at leas a couple of tweets in a day, but never posts any of them. this is so funny, he gets the good part of twitter experience without the bad one
26:35 having to make up a lie about an edible to calm down your chat who are genuinely concerned that you're having a brain event of some sort when in reality you're just probably having a really hard time concentrating on an unpleasant game level is just too fucking funny to me
His attention and retention have gotten noticeably worse since he moved to Vegas. It was never this bad before, for this long. Maybe a drunk/super long stream he'd start to get stupid but I think there's a direct link between him having free and ready access to legal CBD and his brain melting in real time. It's bad. Maybe once a week would be fine but the way he talks about it, he seems to do it every day he isn't streaming. And he isn't streaming much anymore.
@@argnator could be weed, could be his age, could be chronic illness wearing him down, could be that he's been doing this game shit for ages now so it doesn't feel as engaging for him as before, could be about 1000 other things. i think it's pretty useless to speculate on a dude we know veeeery little about outside like the max 12 hours a week he's online
people were saying this edit would go up fast because the second half of the stream was so unusable that it'd just get yeeted entirely for context, he muted the game and just started playing whatever he wanted, both viewer requests and his choices. He picked Gorillaz, Neverhood OST, and the One Punch Man opening theme. Chat asked for The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku, which made him bring up Rin-chan Now (both known from the Mirai stream). Chat also picked the pokemon coliseum salsa song, Peaches, Miku by Anamanaguchi, and convinced jerma to watch Mob Psycho 100
11:00 I’ve thought something similar before. I’m 23 now, was in high school when smartphones and social media started to pop off. There are so many pictures and videos of me from the age 13 and onwards. When my generation’s kids are in their teens, they will be able to watch high-quality, colored pictures and videos of their parents from when they were young, for the first time in human history. Our lives are better documented than ever before… you and every single generation after you will be able to see how much you’ve changed throughout the years. In 300 years your family will still be able to view how your life played out. Your great-great-great-grandchild will be able to sit your great-great-great-great-grandchild down and say “look, this is your great-great-great-great-grandfather partying in his 20s about 300 years ago!” From this point forward, you will never truly disappear or be forgotten after you die… and I think that’s kind of incredible I’m also high rn btw
@@Datoda I just watched that video and holy shit you’re right. I freaked out when he started talking about great-great-great grandfathers lol. There’s no way in hell you will believe me, but I swear to god I didn’t watch that video before I typed my comment
@@alexd4566 I completely believe you lol it's far more likely that you randomly had the same exact high rant as Jerma did than that you copied his rant and slightly changed the wording, I love how in tune Jerma is with his viewers
@@Datoda If you actually listened to the audio, you would realize that only the part about great-grandfathers is similar. The rest is not even close. But again, you will never believe me so I’m just gonna let it rest
@@alexd4566 My man how high are you, I said I believe that you didn't copy it lol. And the rant is basically the exact same, Jerma also starts with this being the first time that people are so well documented and then goes into the ancestor image part just like you did.
The Chad Vinesauce Jobel who opens the windows and screams and farts loudly specifically so the neighbors will hear Vs. The Virign Jerma985 who listens to scream and fart compilations with the earphones on and windows closed to hide his shame
I appreciate Jerma starting off his stream addressing the fact that everyone watching has gorged until they can't move and can only just keep their eyes open, so they turn to Jerma for mental sustenance.
jerma was the one that got me into picross with his other older streams, so revisiting him playing picross and spending 3 minutes on an anecdote that goes nowhere whilst there are like 5 different areas that are so obvious to fill in made me want to tear my hair out. never change jeremy
This stream /edit made me buy Miku Project Diva and I have been on a Hatsune Miku binge over the last three days. We are now married. She is my wife now and I feed her green onions. Thank you Jerma and Cheltie for bringing us together
I feel like that note entry he made when he was high can be reduced to that Greek quote "No man steps in the same river twice. Because it's not the same river. And he's not the same man."
You know, I know Jerma brings up 10:36 knowing full well he'll get heckled by chat, but that's a legit thought provoking... uh... thought. I've probably heard something at least 80% similar on Joe Rogan, but a cool thing to think about nonetheless.
It's actually incredible how he was able to make the part in the beginning, where he said he'd be loud just for once, the ONLY part where he WASN'T loud
9:20 A party of earths 5 most powerful hereoes heroes storms the enemies base, they defeat the ultimate villain and claim the castle, these are the antagonists of the game. They become evil soon after
I don't know why I have this zircadian rythm with jerma where he's about to do a big stream, I'm hyped, he does it, I watch it live, then I stop watching him for a while, and then when I come back it's the funniest shit ever. People were talking about how Hendrix and Bob Dylan must've made deals with the devil because they're so good, mfer I've been watching jerma for at least 6 years and it's not getting old. He is ZATAN's right hand
My family makes left over Thanksgiving meal sandwiches with bacon, cream cheese, turkey, and the hockey puck cranberry sauce (as well as other, non-thanksgiving toppings) and it's so good
Help, I watched this on my phone and I stumbled down the stairs and I actually swallowed Jerma. Like he fell out of the screen and the little guy he is, I just like ate him on accident. Now the video is playing, but I only here the game bgm and he's gone. I hope I didn't ruin it for everyone else :( I can hear him rant in my stomach >.
honestly if someone wasn’t convinced that he was a psychopath before, it’s impossible to deny now that he said he likes cranberry from a can. more revealing of character than his insatiable lust to “use” a meat grinder
jerma's voice sounds so robotic XD i think he's doing the "Make the audio slightly more distorted until people notice" bit. like the one he mentioned about the higher pitched voice MILJ, man i love jerma
Miku is the only thing that can calm down jerma
along with copius amounts of weed
@@tarapapi He has to get completely ZONKED out of his mind with Miku in order to not go on killing sprees.
I've heard that Jerma has kidnapped one of his fans and forced them to dress up in a Miku cosplay and talk in a vocaloid voice.
Jerma literally refuses to give them food or water if they do not sing the entirety of "Po Pi Po" perfectly.
Jerma has been posting pictures of himself hugging them in a Miku costume and saying stuff like "hey guys, look at this realistic Miku doll that I bought". I cannot believe no one has realised yet who is that Miku doll. I really hope someone can stop this monster before he does anything else like this.
Only person* 🙄
"she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen, and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen."
I like how he kept saying spoilers for Hoobie Halloween as if a SINGLE soul wants to watch this movie
Me 🥲
I did watch it and I do not remember a single thing about it except for Shaq
i was in the psych ward last month and everyone was begging to watch hubie halloween i still cant process it
More like boobie Halloween
@@happykidkai8624 That's why they're in the psych ward
Seeing Miku getting angrier and angrier while he rants about complete nonsense and the timer hits like 5 minutes without him hitting a single picross space is peak jerma.
12:12 i honestly think jerma uses twitter like, every single day, writing out at leas a couple of tweets in a day, but never posts any of them. this is so funny, he gets the good part of twitter experience without the bad one
Literally uses Twitter, of all things, as a private diary/notebook. Idk, kinda a power move tbh.
that's literally it tho isnt it?
No wonder he’s a psychopath if he uses twitter so often.
@@dicedmeat7857 nah, twitter is a PUBLIC diary
@@ik0la oh no I mean like him just writing a bunch of shit and never posting it
18:03 I like how he sounds genuinely upset that chat implied that he was being mean to Miku
he doesn't want people thinking he hates his best friend
26:35 having to make up a lie about an edible to calm down your chat who are genuinely concerned that you're having a brain event of some sort when in reality you're just probably having a really hard time concentrating on an unpleasant game level is just too fucking funny to me
Jerma IS the brain event
His attention and retention have gotten noticeably worse since he moved to Vegas. It was never this bad before, for this long. Maybe a drunk/super long stream he'd start to get stupid but I think there's a direct link between him having free and ready access to legal CBD and his brain melting in real time. It's bad. Maybe once a week would be fine but the way he talks about it, he seems to do it every day he isn't streaming. And he isn't streaming much anymore.
it does feel like that
@@argnator could be weed, could be his age, could be chronic illness wearing him down, could be that he's been doing this game shit for ages now so it doesn't feel as engaging for him as before, could be about 1000 other things. i think it's pretty useless to speculate on a dude we know veeeery little about outside like the max 12 hours a week he's online
@@argnator i hope you're not being serious
I love the huge overlap of jerma and Miku fans the chat actually liked going through the gallery section I've never seen them so tamed before
That peace went out the window when he started asking for anime song suggestions
You know the stream is about to be unhinged if he calls it a "wind down stream"
people were saying this edit would go up fast because the second half of the stream was so unusable that it'd just get yeeted entirely
for context, he muted the game and just started playing whatever he wanted, both viewer requests and his choices. He picked Gorillaz, Neverhood OST, and the One Punch Man opening theme. Chat asked for The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku, which made him bring up Rin-chan Now (both known from the Mirai stream). Chat also picked the pokemon coliseum salsa song, Peaches, Miku by Anamanaguchi, and convinced jerma to watch Mob Psycho 100
you're lying
@@madnessbound they arent lying unfortunately I just checked the twitch vod he actually did this
i dont even know anymore
this can’t be real jerma can’t have watched mob psycho on stream
@@madnessbound I am jerma and he is not lying
Jerma and Miku, name a stronger duo.
Vinny and Miku
Meat and Grinder
Jerma’s Ass and a Baseball
Mr.Green and bugleberry
Mr Green and gambling addiction
Jerma would have one of the best twitter accounts if he he just posted his drafts.
ngl someone should make a Jerma Draft Tweets account and just post all of the drafts he talks about on stream
22:33 The way he said "Its... this is Miku :(" was so sad
i cried and weeped (｡•́︿•̀｡)(〒﹏〒)
Well I mean it was Luka
REDPILLED REDDITOR thinks he is a PHILOSOPHER after mixing THC into his HUEL
12:33 me trying to watch jerma vods w/ chat replay
11:00 I’ve thought something similar before. I’m 23 now, was in high school when smartphones and social media started to pop off. There are so many pictures and videos of me from the age 13 and onwards. When my generation’s kids are in their teens, they will be able to watch high-quality, colored pictures and videos of their parents from when they were young, for the first time in human history.
Our lives are better documented than ever before… you and every single generation after you will be able to see how much you’ve changed throughout the years. In 300 years your family will still be able to view how your life played out. Your great-great-great-grandchild will be able to sit your great-great-great-great-grandchild down and say “look, this is your great-great-great-great-grandfather partying in his 20s about 300 years ago!”
From this point forward, you will never truly disappear or be forgotten after you die… and I think that’s kind of incredible
I’m also high rn btw
You almost word for word quoted Jerma in the TBH w JHB video that was uploaded earlier called "IS JERMA REAL"
@@Datoda I just watched that video and holy shit you’re right. I freaked out when he started talking about great-great-great grandfathers lol. There’s no way in hell you will believe me, but I swear to god I didn’t watch that video before I typed my comment
@@alexd4566 I completely believe you lol it's far more likely that you randomly had the same exact high rant as Jerma did than that you copied his rant and slightly changed the wording, I love how in tune Jerma is with his viewers
@@Datoda If you actually listened to the audio, you would realize that only the part about great-grandfathers is similar. The rest is not even close. But again, you will never believe me so I’m just gonna let it rest
@@alexd4566 My man how high are you, I said I believe that you didn't copy it lol. And the rant is basically the exact same, Jerma also starts with this being the first time that people are so well documented and then goes into the ancestor image part just like you did.
21:28 Ballfondler lives rent free in Jermas mind constantly
lives rent free in his balls
The preservation of audio and video bit was hilarious, truly the ramblings of a man zonked out of his mind
He was clearly high while watching the end of that episode of Cowboy Bebop, I think it was Speak Like a Child, he just saw that and he lost it
did jerma actually get zonked or was he joking?
He sure does love Miku!
I've seen a picture of him at a con with Miku.
@@EVEMASTER99 I saw them at the McDonalds playplace together
I saw them holding hands and giggling
I saw them looking at a car accident together
let's all love Miku
dang cheltie, super appreciate your edits but i hope you arent overworking when making these, take care of yourself, you make us jerma fans proud!
INSANE streamer FORCES editor to spend days editing HOURS WORTH of livestreams for his OWN profit
It makes the edits or it gets the hose again 🙂
Jerma reacting to Kikuo is something I never thought I'd witness in this timeline
Do you know what time this happened at?
The Chad Vinesauce Jobel who opens the windows and screams and farts loudly specifically so the neighbors will hear Vs. The Virign Jerma985 who listens to scream and fart compilations with the earphones on and windows closed to hide his shame
I appreciate Jerma starting off his stream addressing the fact that everyone watching has gorged until they can't move and can only just keep their eyes open, so they turn to Jerma for mental sustenance.
jerma was the one that got me into picross with his other older streams, so revisiting him playing picross and spending 3 minutes on an anecdote that goes nowhere whilst there are like 5 different areas that are so obvious to fill in made me want to tear my hair out. never change jeremy
this stream is special to me personally because its the first stream i actually caught live. also because it was very RELAXING cant forget that part
did you like it when he deduced
This stream /edit made me buy Miku Project Diva and I have been on a Hatsune Miku binge over the last three days. We are now married. She is my wife now and I feed her green onions. Thank you Jerma and Cheltie for bringing us together
I feel like that note entry he made when he was high can be reduced to that Greek quote "No man steps in the same river twice. Because it's not the same river. And he's not the same man."
nah jerma is better than greece actually
12:07 Having never seen Hubie Halloween, I am nonetheless 100% convinced and certain that this bizarre monolgue is the best way to "watch" that film.
No stream with jerma can be relaxing he’ll always haunt my nightmares
Philosopher arc has begun
Jerma says "high" like middle aged white moms say therapy
I lost it around 17:00. something about 18,000+ people watching jerma play hatsune miku picross just humors me immensely
miku x jerma collab again?! BLESS MIKUDAYO
the hubie halloween 'live tweets' sounds like me trying to explain a dream i had the night before
When jerma is playing a game involving Miku, he’s at his most human
90% rant, 10% game play. Love it
Vod never had a chance this stream
Jerma and Miku, my favorite pair of fictional characters
you have no idea how loud I screamed when jerma said he’d watch mob psycho
everytime jerma consumes thc, my day gets better
Proud to say I was briefly there for this one 🫡 miku fans rise up!
You know, I know Jerma brings up 10:36 knowing full well he'll get heckled by chat, but that's a legit thought provoking... uh... thought. I've probably heard something at least 80% similar on Joe Rogan, but a cool thing to think about nonetheless.
he LOVES miku
I'm so relaxed rn
It may just be with Jerma and Zach Hadel as metrics, but I love that everyone just says "Hoobie Halloween" instead of "Hubie"
I think oneyplays and jerma are the only two entities on the internet that even care about that movie it was so bad
It's actually incredible how he was able to make the part in the beginning, where he said he'd be loud just for once, the ONLY part where he WASN'T loud
i really enjoyed listening to jerma explain picross, eventhough chat was like getting bored, i liked it.
jerma expereinces streamer dementia at the end
I’ve never seen Hoobie Halloween but that cannot possibly be the plot
You you underestimate Adam Sandler
Man gets high and recreates Fruit of the Loom
9:20
A party of earths 5 most powerful hereoes heroes storms the enemies base, they defeat the ultimate villain and claim the castle, these are the antagonists of the game. They become evil soon after
I swear he mentioned that he wasn't high when he read the clock, but I think I'd rather live with the idea that he was
I don't know why I have this zircadian rythm with jerma where he's about to do a big stream, I'm hyped, he does it, I watch it live, then I stop watching him for a while, and then when I come back it's the funniest shit ever. People were talking about how Hendrix and Bob Dylan must've made deals with the devil because they're so good, mfer I've been watching jerma for at least 6 years and it's not getting old. He is ZATAN's right hand
You can skip 10 seconds ahead and have no clue what’s going on
Most relaxing jerma steam
Hubie Halloween sounds like a jerma AI Dungeon stream
I like jerma chillin
Jerma’s weed archive stream highlights
Grandpas really starting to lose it, hard to watch
aren't we lucky as shit to have jerma consistently stream?
My family makes left over Thanksgiving meal sandwiches with bacon, cream cheese, turkey, and the hockey puck cranberry sauce (as well as other, non-thanksgiving toppings) and it's so good
cheltie the goat
Never have I heard the word “relax” be misused so many times
Jerma’s Medical Marijuana Musings
i joined stream when he was reading the livetweets. i cant explain how insane that felt
jerma got me to play picross, it's actually kinda fun
Help, I watched this on my phone and I stumbled down the stairs and I actually swallowed Jerma. Like he fell out of the screen and the little guy he is, I just like ate him on accident.
Now the video is playing, but I only here the game bgm and he's gone. I hope I didn't ruin it for everyone else :(
I can hear him rant in my stomach >.
didnt think i would read a vorefic today
Wtf spit him out
@@chickengogo1683 NOOOOO I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A WEIRD PSYCHO COMMENT, WHY. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FETISH ANDIES READING IT LIKE THAT
@@Reac2 this chat member is OBSESSED with writing VORE CONTENT in UNSUSPECTING CHILDREN'S GAME comment sections
That was actually kinda funny though
omg yes canned cranberry sauce is elite thank u jerma
When I see numbers my brain just shuts off so Ive no clue what hes doing here
as a picross savant and this stream made me want to kill myself
"So when I was high..."
miku fans unite under one flag: jerma.
6:57 mikuSleeper
I decided to leave the stream after it became “dj jerma plays music”, because I was mostly interested in the insane ramblings of a picross player
jerma always says at the beginning of a picross stream that its gunna be chill and then is never chill
10:33
bro this is miku picross chill
i love picross so jerma playing picross always cheers me up
Jerma loves Miku
Is it mating season? Jerma's been acting more aggressively recently
honestly if someone wasn’t convinced that he was a psychopath before, it’s impossible to deny now that he said he likes cranberry from a can. more revealing of character than his insatiable lust to “use” a meat grinder
Miku actually calms down Jerma to a human level
the ocean spray canned cranberry sauce is also union made!! the goop is good!!
3:31 TOUHOU!?
3:53 U.N. OWEN WAS MIKU???
11:44 kinda hard actually. it's a fit for sure.
8:15
Im always wondering that
When he quotes goodfellas :-)
jerma drug psa while playing picrew
Thank you for keeping in the very end announcement. I'll be sure to watch the stream on Saturday
i love how the game he's playing rarely match what is going on on his stream
21:48 Shiny Smiley Story - Hololive
I've always wondered what kind of person these weird newspaper puzzle games with popular franchise themes were for
turns out they were for jerma
i watched this stream high as hell and it was everything and more
“This movie was out of control”
What does that make the man reading us his stoned, unpublished, live tweets of it?
The cranberry cylinder is the only thing to look forward to on thanksgiving. I am only thankful for the cranberry cylinder.🙏
That has to be the best movie review i ever heard
jerma's voice sounds so robotic XD
i think he's doing the "Make the audio slightly more distorted until people notice" bit. like the one he mentioned about the higher pitched voice
MILJ, man i love jerma
mom id like to jerma
when i was little i called south park “the angry kids“
the goodfellas bit lmao
on some level miku can destroy parts of jerma
im convinced that jerma was high while streaming this
this is THE jerma teacher stream
Jerm ASMR
utter insanity
Adhd hero