yes i read kendall and kylies dystopian book so you don't have to (and its bad)
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kendall and kylie i WILL be seeking damages!
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I swear celebrities exist only to be court jesters at the feet of Queen Carley, and obviously weâre all happy to partake in throwing tomatoes
tattoo this on my forehead
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This one sentence had more of a plot than the book itself
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Tomatoes are at the ready every time the queen posts
one time i found a copy in a thrift store and when i opened it i found it was signed by kendall and kylie. guess even that wasnât enough incentive to keep it
OH MY GOD
You didn't buy it?
Proud of you bestie, it would've been a rebuy gold piece, but honestly I freaking hate re-selling
hopefully u offered 25Âą for it and then threw it right in the garbage, where it belongs.
The way I would have bought it just to hate read then resell because I have no morals đ
They really should have written a book where itâs like Keeping up with the Kardashians but in dystopian/post-apocalyptic world. The girlies are fighting over nothing while zombies reek havoc outside their mansion. Camp!!!
I'm betting they just purchased an already written story from someone and slapped their name on it and called it a day
Iâve never watched it butâŠ. Isnât it that anyway?
TAKE MY MONEY I WOULD READ THAT IN A HEARTBEAT
@@HLB313 you win this is hilarious
If someone has read a book like this, please recommend đ
Nothing sells a book more than nepotism and a shallow understanding of class struggle. Your vest looks great!
HAHAHA
@Trinity M I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the ghost writer's larger ideas surrounding class and the actual dystopian elements were stricken in favor for the romances, because you know it's for 'teen girls'đđ
The only class they understand is Effie Trinket!
i donât think the jenners understand class struggles tho⊠maybe they even made the ghost writer cut down some parts that they saw as âreachingâ and too âunrealisticâ
Multi millionaires shouldn't even try to write about class struggles. It's like all those insanely wealthy CZcamsrs making "Squid Games in real life" videos, completely missing the point of the show
If Thomas More had known that writing âUtopiaâ in 1516 would eventually lead to a dystopian teen novel âwritten byâ the Jenners, he would have begged Henry VIII to behead him early.
there is so much here
Incredible comment đđ
This comment made me wheeze laugh irl tysm đ€Ł
there is a lot to unpack here joshua
as someone who studied tudor history i can confirm this is historically accurate
they quite literally put every dystopian trope in a book and acted like it was relateable. Orphans, government control, rebellion, its like something i wrote in 6th grade creative writing after reading the giver.
they just brainstormed everything sci-fi and dystopian trope and make that a book
As someone who started writing my own book based on The Giver in the 6th grade, dear God did this evoke a feeling
As if they wouldnât be part of the elite who get taken down by the heroine đ
why am I not surprised that the Kendall Jenner insert is a debutante who doesn't want to be a rich girl. Props to her being consistent with her I'm Not Like Other Girls brand even back then.
And of course the character rides a horse that is _not_ white but ivory, because girls that love animals are definitely not like other girls
@@coin5207and of COURSE itâs a horse because âitâs not a,like, poor person pet.â
The real dystopian we experience all along was the kardashians âwritingâ an anti plastic surgery book, just the irony of it all đ
That is true maybe the ghost writers have something they want to say
they made being under 5'2" a deformity KNOWING Kourtney Kardashian is 5'1", that cannot be a coincidence, kinda savage
edit: HAHAHA swords = zingers KILL ME
Carley, Iâm a 43 y/o mom going through a truly *horrific* divorce. Your videos are a bright spot in the middle of a real struggle. Please donât ever change. If you read it, Iâll absolutely pull up and listen to you talk about it.đâ€
Hope everything goes alright â€
hope all is well!!!đđđ
All my love to you, you aren't alone â€ïž
hang in there my love! i've watched people jnsanely close to me work through and come out of divorces just fine. keep pushing through
We are rooting for you!! Hope itâs over and done with soon, keep going and know everything will be alright and work out in the end!
i like to believe that Suzanne Collins or George Orwell ghost wrote this book because only someone who truly understands how to write a good dystopian could write a dystopian so badly
The idea of a resurrected George Orwell coming back to life just to piss us off with this book is the best thing I've heard all day.
George Orwell wrote some really good books tho so idk if u just don't like them or the writing of it?
@@anti_cactusthe original commenter directly, explicitly, verbatim, referred to Orwell as "someone who truly understands how to write a good dystopian" đ there were no straws to grasp, and you've still made a strawman somehow /lh
@@anti_cactus back under the bridge you go
There's an interview where Kylie answered a lot of questions regarding the book, while Kendall clearly didn't know the details of the book. Kylie seemed to show genuine interest in her own book, which indicates that she read it. Kendall, on the other hand, I'm not so sure.
The delivery of âDivergent: bad, but it was fun!â literally made my existence in this earth worthwhile x
The existence of the Kardashians as a thing proves we're already living in a dystopian nightmare.
THIS!!!
Not really but okay
@@stormthequeeen2751 I mean it is pretty dystopian that people are able to become billionares through the exploitation of the people and developing nations.
@@mystii8134 no itâs not
@@stormthequeeen2751 I guess you just hate the poor and don't believe that people living in developing nations deserve rights and humane working conditions while they suffer the exploitation of corporations and cruel billionaires who lobby their governments to steal resources and send their countries further into poverty.
If they can publish a book like that and get away with it, I should really stop worrying about my story not having enough "plot" in it lol
Well...I doubt you have their privilege lol
LANDSCAPE PFP FIGHT IN 1....2....
â@@henrywayne5724but true though, it takes real big nepotism energy to be able to publish a book this bad and for it to be talked abt
The fact that Kylie named her son AireâŠmaybe she did read the book!!
kylie did infact read the book!! when asked, she could give details and insight on the book while kendall looked around confused đ
Do you think that they ever like... sat in front of computer for an hour? Did they ever write a poem in word? Did they ever draw in paint? Did they ever play sims? I dunno, it seems so surreal to me. I imagine their life being photoshoots, business meetings, parties and then in free time they probably scroll through their social media. I obviously cannot imagine them writing a book but now? I can't even imagine them playing that dinosaur game that appears when internet is fucked for a minute
is anyone checking in on carley after she has read a string of such brain-rotting books
this is a cry for help
This book felt very smooth brain all around, you know? The characters, the mindset you needed to read it, the ghostwriters when they were finished.
yes everything was smooth (derogatory) top to bottom
OMFG I FORGOT THAT THEY âWROTE A BOOKâ LMAOOOOO
I remember seeing a tweet asking what people thought Kendall and Kylie were going to do for the bookâs 10th anniversary and someone said âRead itâ and I cried lol
Once again Carly thank you for this gift
STOp
i would love if theyâd at least acknowledge it in a coming season of their show. like just make comedy of how âfunnyâ it is that youâre so privileged that you forgot you âwrote a bookâ ten years ago, just like how Kris forgot that she had a condo in santa monica or smth
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I hope the ghost writer was financially compensated for the brain rot the confines of this plot induced
Another underrated dystopian series: Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
Came out BEFORE Hunger Games and actually has insightful things to say regarding the whole plastic surgery thing
Lemme check it out
Itâs actually a great series!! I loved it in middle school!!
I loveeeee this series omg itâs been so long
I love that series â€
I loved that series!!
I feel like the ghostwriter knew they were writing for the Jenners and took the opportunity to dump on them.
carley uploading this when Iâm battling period cramps is the dupe I needed for not having any pain meds. thank u queen
honestly same im hurting so bad dude
@@uncarley oh how I love being a woman :D ( not )
hydrate and get yourself some chocolate
@@ellaronci2703 thank u bae!!! take care of yourself too
My dude, if your cramps are this bad then consider seeing a specialist for endometriosis (I say this as someone who is currently recovering from successful endometriosis excision surgery- itâs very much worth getting checked out)
now i wanna meet the jenners and casually drop the book references to see their reactions
The fact this is the way I found out Kendall and Kylie have a book đđđ
Can I just say your videos pushed me to start reading again after several years with a fvcked up attention span
omg im so happy to hear that!!
Same!
Do you need good recommendations?
@@human9460 That would be cool!! I used to read stuff like Twilight when I was younger lol but as of now I don't even have a specific genre to go for, so any recommendations are welcome !!
@nĂŠvis I obviously love Heartstopper XD Also the tea dragon society is super sweet. If you want a grafic novel with more action I recommend the umbrella academy by gerard way.
Then I really enjoy John Greens books and The Henna Wars by Adiba Jaigirdar. Percy Jackson is a classic and Miss Perigents (?) home for peculiar children is also popular for a reason. Bunny by Mona Awad is wtf horror and very strange. The series of a natural history of dragon is also very loved (i have to whole series but haven't read it XD). Geekerella and the princess and the fangirl are also very fun. And Kacen Callender writed great queer books.
But my favourite book is the stationary shop of Tehran by Marjan Kamali. I've never cried so much in my entire life.
Because I'm German I also want to recommend some German authors whose books got translted into english: Cornelia Funke, Kerstin Gier, Erich KĂ€stner.
Here are some authors who are problematic that I wouldn't recommend. If you want a deep dive why they are problematic I recommend the yt channel readwithrachel:
- cassandra clare
- Jay Kristoff (but I have a Nevernight tattoo lol)
- jkr obv
- sarah j maas
- cj piper
The sad part is thereâs already a book with the plot of âwoman can only have one childâ but itâs made incredibly well
I'm trying to think of one in particular and I can't think of the name of it
@@daytonsouthall1137 was it among the hidden?
which book? pls recommend đđ sounds interesting
@@ashowstoppinnumber such a good book
also, love the starkid reference username
HandmaidÂŽs tale ?
this video quite literally made me laugh so aggressively it was giving white dad at a barbeque and i thank you for giving me this experience today
omg my dream reaction
Howâs the hernia?
i rewatched the Barbie Princess and The Pauper movie recently and this book has the same vibe as the "i'm just like youuuu" scene
IM JUST LIKE YOUU Iâm just like you, YOURE JUST LIKE ME, youâre just like meeee
Wait but there actually was a book series where it was illegal to have more than 2 children for overpopulation and environmental reasons. But the characters were secret illegal 3rd children. The first one was called Among the Hidden and I was obsessed
Exactly what I was thinking. Didnât know if I was the only one. I had to read the first book of Among The Hidden in I think 7th grade? I liked it though. Started rereading it recently. One of my first impressions. I also read Monster, the crime case book. And 9th grade summer read Fahrenheit 451 and Animal Farm.
it was soooo good omg i forgot abt this book đ
Omg I had to read that in school a few years ago I loved that book
I love this series, read it so much as a kid
I remember that!
Iâve heard almost nothing about the Prince Harry memoir and for a brief five seconds thought âPrince Harryâs oscillating penisâ was just the sort of silly phrase youâd make up to win a round in Cards Against Humanity. Then I realized it was probably real and was immediately terrified.
sometimes i forget that carley was a theatre kid and then she makes extensive connections between knockoff hunger games and victor hugo's magnum opus and then i remember she's truly just a barricade girlie
âI will curb stomp myself somehowâ made me choke on my eggs đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
choke on my eggs is my new favourite phrase
once again ⊠thank you for reading something i know my mental health couldnât bare to ⊠very grateful for you
happy to be of service bestie
Came here from the Paris Hilton video and omg I just gotta say that I LOVE the style of your videos, Carley!! The way your sense of humor is completely enough for your videos to feel like a sweet little treat; you could literally record in an empty room with white walls and the video would still be the sweetest of little treats! Just gotta appreciate your laidback, chaotic yet organized way of structuring your videos! â€â€â€â€
đ„ș thank you so much! i have been having an anxious week and this has lifted my spirits
âDivergent?
âŠBad, but it was fun!â
PLEASE I loved that book but that was hilarious đ
âSo think about thatâ
I was cackling. I want to be a ghost writer so bad but this is something.
we need someone to do a good job! that could be you!
Honestly a whole job where you get to write utter unhinged shite and have it be published without you having to pay for the whole process sounds so fun
Youâre a generous and benevolent internet ruler, thank you for your sacrifice by reading these masterpieces love it đ
thank you my loyal subject
This book almost literally has the same cover as Shatter Me đ
I was in middle school in 2000 and I'm so jealous of the YA craze you got to experience. It was soo hard to find good books at that age. At least there was harry potter, tbh that's probably why it was so popular
I love how she is just casually wearing an ahjumma vest like that doesn't imply that she should be making the most massive kimchi bowl ever seen in history while reviewing this book
I love how even in this book Kendall had to mention that she's a horse girl
I just learned of the existence of the book YESTERDAY and I am BAFFLED by everything about this. Thank you for your time dedicated to this because I would jump off a cliff
i considered it im not gonna lie
@@uncarley I genuinely do not blame you
After a long day at work, hearing about this dumpster fire of a book is just what I needed â€
kick back and relax bestie!
@uncarley was so happy to hear you hated this book as much as I did
The way they stole the plot from the Alita manga but made it⊠worse đ
They literally put every dystopian trope in one book
I saw these books in a chain thrift shop and always wondered if it was a mistake leaving such a piece of pop history behind. No regrets now.
I cant believe someone's talking about this book. this is one of my favorite pieces of karjenner lore
I was depressed and then saw this video and it cured me.
i am human prozac
Honestly that small plot line where they talk about how the woman can only have one child reminds me of this book I read âAmong The Hiddenâ where all the woman could only have 2 children and they ended up having 3 idk just reminded me of itđ€·đœââïž
Did you know that Kendall and Kylie made a sequel book? Itâs called, Time of the Twins! I was subscribed to Teen Vogue at the time, and I vividly remember reading an article about it. Time of the Twins apparently takes place directly after the first book ends.
i thank you for your sacrifice girlie đ
anytime girly
i saw in one of the comments that you were having an anxious week and so i just want to remind you to be gentle with yourself, drink lots of water, and get plenty of rest. you got this queen !!! we're all rooting for you (:
Oh no Iâm so sorry, my thoughts and prayers are with you at this sad and difficult time. I will light a candle for your soul and mindâ€ïž
thank you đ
thank you for your service carley đ«Ą
anytime solider
the first ad iâve ever watched all the way through
This is the exact setting premise for a dystopian novel I wrote a start for in sixth grade, it's so sad to see it done so poorly.
The rich live in the clouds while the destitute live in the rock bottom? đ
Well, now, consider my mind blown đ€Ż
Your channel is the best thing I've come across in ages and I can't stop recommending it to people. Everything you put out is so calming, inspiring, and funny. Thank you for making content!
the vest is v cozy and you obviously nailed it both visually and because of the comfort needed on this occasion đđŹ
never have I ever watched a sponsorship and have actively turned my head to get excited and watch it until this video, YES carley amazing bag secured
i love being sponsored by products i use (to self medicate my anxiety)
discovered you like a month or less ago and binged all your new stuff and then went back, gotta say - you've gotten funnier! Absolutely no shade, you just seem more confident I love it, pls continue
thank you!!
I love your tone, your attitude, your humour... Honestly every time I get a notification for this channel: day instantly better!! đ„°
I heard that celebrities have their teenagers write books that way itâs a sure thing they get into a good college. So long story short colleges take rich kids if they have a ghost writer and a book with some money
You're the bravest person I know. Thank you for your continued service to the cause!!
My grandma had that exact same vest and the nostalgia hit I got from seeing it was so strong
Iâm genuinely anxious right now and I thought: I need something to light up my mood and get me out of my head before I go to sleep. Then I saw that you posted and it felt like the hug of a friend, as if youâd literally heard that I needed some company đ
im so glad bestie! its been an anxious week for me too but we've got this! we can do hard things!
@@uncarley Weâve got this for sure! Sending you love and good vibes and good vibes only đ«¶đ»
this sounds like a plot i would make up if i was playing with friends when i was like 6 years old
I forgot about this cultural icon. Thank you for bringing this historical watershed moment back into the light â€
can we talk about how the cover is literaly an exact copy of the shatter me cover
Thanks I can't unsee it now lol
if you wanna see the whole "rich ppl in the clouds/poor ppl on the ground" thing executed in a way that's actually interesting, may i recommend RWBY volumes 7 and 8
Your no make up face on the ad part is SO GORGEOUS I think also because you have no lip colour it makes your eyes pop. Try doing your makeup with just natural lip liner and gloss and let us know how it goesâ€
Thank you for sacrificing some of your finite time on this earth reading this so we don't have to đ
I love this recap its the kind of chaos and incoherence that would get me to read it
I donât know what you all mean, surely this is the story they always dreamed to tellâŠđ
their magnum opus
This has very quickly become one of my favorite channels.
You continuously sacrifice your body and mind for us and I want to express both my abject admiration and also deep concern for your health. I appreciate you.
Thank you for suffering for us! I had never heard of this book and now I feel totally comfortable completely forgetting about it's existence
you gracing us with the generous synopsis makes me wonder: how many weed pens did lady kylie need to run thru to make this masterpiece like wow
adderall and đđ made this book you will not convince me otherwise
i love your vest SO much, it reminds me of a blanket i had as a kid đ„ș
Carley, I genuinely love you and your videos so much! I just found your videos recently, my first one was prince Harryâs book video, and not only have I watched every video since that one but I also went back and watched all the others!! You never fail to make me laugh out loud no matter what Iâm doing, which is why I can no longer watch you and do something else at the same time. Please never stop!! â€
it may have been a long and tiring day, but itâs a good day because carley uploaded again đ€žđ»ââïž
đ„ș thank you
@@uncarley uno reverse đ đ
couldn't come at a better time!!
thank u carley!!
eek im so glad!
Following you on IG and Subscribed RIGHT AWAY. I love when people just keep talking about books and are super real about how they feel. I could listen to you for hours! đđŒđđŒđđŒđđŒ
The quilted vest is soooo cool!!!
i hit the like button on this video for the ad because i smoke and she inspires me that I can actually be a reader as a stoner, thanks
i am living proof you can rot your brain with đđ and still read
love ur videos! ur so funny and down to earth :') i watch u while im at work saving the bees as a biochemist in australia (only when im doing repetitive tasks hehe, not too distracted) đŒđ
omg amazing work! yes save those bees thank you for doing that
The cover art reminds me of few books and a book series that exist.
Girl thank you so much for working with an amazing sponsor. I just stocked up!!!
can confirm the vest is slaying
okay good to know
Do you need a Kickstarter, girl? Because I literally felt my gray matter decaying as you were describing this war crime against humanity and now I need a support group.
OMGđđđđ thank you for reading through the mess so we can all be saved!
Your videos just keep getting better and better funnier and funnier!
The sad feeling of knowing that I will never experience reading Hunger games as an 11 year old again đ
Books like these give me a lot of hope that I'll be a published writer one day. đ
only works if you build your personal brand first
i love watching you review celebrity books, and hope you keep doing this.
once again thank you for your service queenđđ
You wouldâve thought the ghost writers would have done a better job
I love the Walmart quilt vest đ©đ
thank you bestie đ
another banger from carleyyyy, i'm excited to buy those gummies bc typically i have eat a fair amount of them to get high, so having it be 50 mg a gummy is AMAZING!! thank you carleyyyy also adhd girlies unite