They could get rid of the iceberg with Blast Off. If it didnt work, they would seal the boat with flex seal, flex shot, flex paste, flex glue, or flex tape. If that didnt work, then they would spray Maximum Traction on the floors, so they wouldnt fall into the ocean when the boat tipped over. And finally, they would spray Block Out on their shoes or feet so they can walk theyre way back to land on the water. The people could also use Winter Wax to keep themselves from freezing.
A big brain doesn’t mean that your smart. Look at whales, there big dumb fucks. It’s actually the creases in your brain making you smarter, so that was a very *wrinkly brained* play if you. I got this from a CZcams video but I forgot the name
Commercials like these always make me super nostalgic. As much as I hate cable, I miss watching old shows super late at night and the ads that would come on. That kind of experience won't be around for long.
If your partner Flex Block Out™s you before pouring an expensive alcoholic beverage on you, they are considerate (if they weren’t you wouldn’t get the Block Out™) but you should still get a divorce
0:47- I like to imagine the guy on the right is a jealous ex boyfriend trying to sabotage the wedding by ruining the dress, because there’s no way that was an accident
I think that this is a joke! I watched a comparison of gorilla, some others and flex tape. It was really expensive compared to the others and came second last... 😑 I know you're going to remove this so that people don't watch the comparison, so I copied this and pasted it EVERYWHERE!
Mathematics to help figure out how good the deal is at 1:33. The cost of one of these cans of Block Out® costs $19.99. We can round that up to $20. A travel-size can is provided, which is half the size, assuming the fact that it is half the cost. $20 ÷ 2 = $10. $10 + $20 = $30. But then the offer is doubled. $30 x 2 = $60. The offer then includes a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Assuming at the end that it says all of that is worth $70, then the guarantee added $10. So, 20 is what percentage of 70, you may be asking? It is 28.57142857142857. That's a lot of numbers. But we can round to the nearest tenth, which is 29. In summary, this deal is _about_ 29% off.
Shouldn't it be at least greater than 50% off, because out of your $70 offer, you only have to pay 20. Also, you forgot to round to the nearest tenth, instead you rounded to the nearest whole. since $40 out of 70 is the discount, 4/7 to the nearest tenth is 57.1% off. Thats a pretty good deal in my opinion
If you coat your floor with Block Out, then BOOM you've got an instant indoor ice skating rink!!! And you don't even need to buy skates, all you need is pair of wet socks.
imagine someone trying to ruin your wedding day (for who knows why) by spilling drinks on you thinking it'll ruin your dress or suit but it just slides off Block Out at its finest
0:59 now you can keep everything clean and dry with just 19 99 1:05 even this flimsy tissue Is not an issue By the way the tissue one is copied from another comment.
“It even works, underwater!”
Well yes but actually no
Yes, but the catch is no.
Wait...
@@amayocan it OK
It blocks the water even underwater!
0:05 Now that's a lotta damage.
xD
LOTS OF DAMAGE
YEE DOGEY
How about a little more
yes
0:21 man thats so freacking satisfying
Fax
F A X
*F A X*
*_F A X_*
F A X
"Oh no you splish
and they splash
Stop throwing your expensive stuff in the trash"
And they say poetry is dead...
20th like
uv, rv's boots n' more, can all be protected like never before. Poetry no.2
"Messy guys always ruin ties"
Just one quick spray can save your big day
@@alexgaelsotorodriguez3870 but when it's been treated with block out, everything stays clean and dry
It's a damn shame that the people on the Titanic didn't have Block Out
Or flex paste
No, flex seal
Your titanic is sinking
Use flex tape
They could get rid of the iceberg with Blast Off. If it didnt work, they would seal the boat with flex seal, flex shot, flex paste, flex glue, or flex tape. If that didnt work, then they would spray Maximum Traction on the floors, so they wouldnt fall into the ocean when the boat tipped over. And finally, they would spray Block Out on their shoes or feet so they can walk theyre way back to land on the water. The people could also use Winter Wax to keep themselves from freezing.
I sense a woosh incoming
To show the power of block out... *I sawed this boat in half!*
Kuntah Kinte and repaired it with only block out
Kuntah Kinte The boat would hover above the water due to the emense power of block out
FLEX TAPE.
N O W T H A T ' S A L O T T A D A M A G E
...
My name is not Toby.
For swim team I’m going to spray my entire body and I will go super fast
Has it worked
@@zachjoyal8257 ah okay, good luck and keep us updated 👍
@@zachjoyal8257 are you flying in air yet?
you will be disqualified from the competition though. modifying yourself like that is against the rules.
Bruh I think you'll just sink. Like just stay still and your going down
This stuff gets addictive to watch-
You are so friggin right
CORRECT - Planton
I'm gonna cover myself with this stuff so I never have to take a shower again.
@Brad Scott what issue
Big brain
A big brain doesn’t mean that your smart. Look at whales, there big dumb fucks. It’s actually the creases in your brain making you smarter, so that was a very *wrinkly brained* play if you. I got this from a CZcams video but I forgot the name
bUt YOUr SkIn Is AlReaDy WatErPROoFh
@@jamievania7168 small brains
oooooh, so this is how he makes everything else work underwater!
Didnt think of that
U r a genius bro ....I didn't even think of it ....I am not being sarcastic
No how about the spray? It's just new when the parts came out? It's real dude what's ur problem
Mark Nathan PH it’s a joke
Waaat
Commercials like these always make me super nostalgic. As much as I hate cable, I miss watching old shows super late at night and the ads that would come on. That kind of experience won't be around for long.
0:05 That lady should get drafted to an NBA team next season
(Nods in agreement)
Ikr
ikr
ikr
Ikr
To show you the power of block out
We water-proofed the water
Wisp Animations 😆😆😆😆
That sure sounds like some
A U S T R A L I A N S H I T
And the fish are completely dry
666 likes
Wisp animations: we waterproved water
Phill:thats a lot of genius
Was I the only one expecting Phil to use it on a boat?
no
So show us, he put this boat in water!
Alex G So the inside AND outside are completely dry
No
You are not
0:05
What a amazing chair throw
0:01 - 0:07 *"Nice rhymes, man"*
Edit- This was recommended to me 6 years later.
Also 0:38
Wow
Yes
After spilling wine *throws chair into recycling bin
As you do.
Lol!
Amy Jolliffe it always happens
Why are you acting like this is abnormal
After spilling wine on chair, the lady pretends as if she died *Oof* *Throws chair away in trash bin*
When she spills wine, she automatically dies on Roblox. Hence the 'oof'!
rooty tooty point and shooty exquisite you would at least cut it up
0:47
*Purposely throws red wine on bride*
Curses! Foiled again!
I'll remember this Phiiiiiillllllll
CURSE YOU PHIL THE FLEXXXXXX!!!
If your partner Flex Block Out™s you before pouring an expensive alcoholic beverage on you, they are considerate (if they weren’t you wouldn’t get the Block Out™) but you should still get a divorce
"When it dries, it turns to a strong, flexible rubber!"
Fumo spotted
@@BinglesP this comment was 2 years ago LMAO
0:47- I like to imagine the guy on the right is a jealous ex boyfriend trying to sabotage the wedding by ruining the dress, because there’s no way that was an accident
Good thing bride bought Block Out
Ikr
Legend has it that Jesus was just a time traveler that used Block Out on his sandals
😅
Legend says that phill Swift is jesus
lol
LMAOOOO
Carl’s Jr. Star I’m Christian but I’m not mad 😂
So this is how video game characters can come out of the water completely dry...
I knew it.
Actually hillarious
Except for GTA 5 who doesn't trust this highly trusted product
@@dudeman4514 and Just Cause 2.
@@dudeman4514 and red dead redemption 2
Never thought about that.
Wow
You guys are the god of chemistry.
YOOO DUDE WHATS UPPPP
@Aviation HJM and they are the gods of *sawing boats in half*
Me : Skipping All CZcams's ads to watch this ad 😂😂😂
Oh great Phil, our Prometheus, what fire of knowledge do you bring to us mortals today?
#FollowPhil
How does it feel to have Phil Swift reply to your comment?
Ghaster5 underwhelming
JonTron?
Nice JonTron reference
all memes aside, this is actually a really good product
@@spladderbladder9628 but can you get it in a spray can?
True
How can you wash clothes?
@@jonow7243 most of the time you dont i guess
@@jonow7243 and i doubt it doesnt wear off after a certain time
i need this for my heart
Explain senpai
This is unironically one of the best tv commercials i've ever seen.
But will it work if I split a boat in half
Yes it will
You can use the *OWER OF FLEX GLUE CLEAR*
Bavarian Mapper flex glue clear colors*
Not a boat anymore. Just a plane thats very close to the water.
Wut it doesn’t... erm never mind
To show you the power of Block Out, I shot a cannonball at myself!
And the cannonball bounced right off!
This deserves a lol... LOL. 😂
i made this comment 2 months ago why is it getting so much attention
Cuz it's funny
Lol
Good job, even after years this still makes sense, flex/Block on
When I was a kid I accidentaly ordered flex tape and my dad was so impressed he didn’t tell me anything😂
Should have named it flex out
*Flex Block
Flex-in-g
*Block Seal
Phil swift
To show you the power of Flex-Out, *I SAWED THIS BABY IN HALF* and repaired it only using Flex-Out
These flex ads are the only ads that you actively seek out to watch! I’m legit excited for what he comes up with next!!! I can’t believe it
Devoun hi mango man
ll kurofox ll How have you found me here? 😆
I didn't expect you here, my friend.
Maxerz Is Maxerz Boi I’m anywhere Phil swift is!
Devoun that and any ad Vince offer is in
"And even works underwater"
Where is logic
I’ll do you one better: Who is logic?
@@foreman_spike I'll do you one better. Why is logic
@@anangrytomato3093 I'll do you one better: How is logic?
@@spiritualbeetle3904 I'll do you better: When is logic?
@@HanazonoZutsu I'll do you one better : What is logic ?
Amazing what CZcams brings to the table, I want this Block Out
I mean I've seen the memes but like this is actually really cool.
😎
Alex99942Apophis2036 for real
I know right
The F.B.I what’re you fucking kidding me? This is an awful product. What a waste of money. Fuck tape? More like shit tape.
@@HarryPotter-bs7qe I am a kitty and I am on an airplane
I am SOOO gonna bring this to my next waterwar
THAT'S..........not actually a Bad Idea XD
As long as the system is based on how wet you are that would work really well
Well if you beat the system XD
I remember when i was little i would hate these ads but now i watch them everyday
Could flex seal items be used as weapons? Like I think spraying someone in the face with these things could cause some SERIOUS DAMAGE
*IT EVEN WORKS UNDER WATER*
Gamerboy552 oh yeah yeah
How long
Hhahahhahah LOL
IT CAN WORK UNDERWATER IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE PARADOX!
TRUE
*N O W T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E*
YEE-DOGGY!
I think that this is a joke! I watched a comparison of gorilla, some others and flex tape. It was really expensive compared to the others and came second last... 😑 I know you're going to remove this so that people don't watch the comparison, so I copied this and pasted it EVERYWHERE!
Woah you replied
Joseph Daniels Art & Photography -.- so i noticed
CreepypastaCentral 😉😁
Phill is the best modern day poet, he got dem rhymes
This is my first time willingly wanting to watch a commercial
"Everything stays clean and dry."
*Now thats a lot of damage!*
🤣
"Double the offer"
You should have made a boat out of fabric and sprayed it
True
Then saw it in half
Dragon 25 then tape it with flex tape
Then ride it in gator infested waters
James Tiedge XD
Mathematics to help figure out how good the deal is at 1:33.
The cost of one of these cans of Block Out® costs $19.99. We can round that up to $20.
A travel-size can is provided, which is half the size, assuming the fact that it is half the cost.
$20 ÷ 2 = $10.
$10 + $20 = $30.
But then the offer is doubled.
$30 x 2 = $60.
The offer then includes a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Assuming at the end that it says all of that is worth $70, then the guarantee added $10.
So, 20 is what percentage of 70, you may be asking? It is 28.57142857142857. That's a lot of numbers. But we can round to the nearest tenth, which is 29.
In summary, this deal is _about_ 29% off.
Shouldn't it be at least greater than 50% off, because out of your $70 offer, you only have to pay 20. Also, you forgot to round to the nearest tenth, instead you rounded to the nearest whole. since $40 out of 70 is the discount, 4/7 to the nearest tenth is 57.1% off. Thats a pretty good deal in my opinion
r/theydidthemath
@@therealkarlmarx1818 lol idk why i did this
this was a year ago
"it even blocks water, underwater!"
I went to like the comment and realized I already liked it before.
*I SPRAYED THIS BOAT WITH BLOCKOUT, NOW IT FLOATS ON WATER.*
The god himself hearted this reply
Porto368 LOL XD
Nevermind
*but how are you gonna wash it?*
Easy. You dont
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa
With waterproof water
Actually you can still wash your clothes as usuall
actually no liquid can stay on it and solids things... just wash it with water and you gud :p
It's 3:00am and Ive been watching flex seal commercials for the past 2 hours
I cannot believe that I am watching a commercial with my own volition and enjoying it.
Is this what JonTron saw in the box?
🤫
OMG
Nah, that was a flex seal condom
Maybe...
He knows too much, find him Flex Seal
so this is how they make those submarines
ken hashtag FirstReply
@@skinny138 Ken hashtag second reply
@@Chuked SushiRollSam ken hashtag third reply
You guys make great deals
Cheap and great+extras
This company has such generous offers!
That's a lot of damage!!!!
NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wrong vid mate*
SwedishStudios Gaming kklll
Was that by him?
SwedishStudios Gaming 0:04 thats what she said
Is there even one of these commercials that doesn't say "but wait, call now and we'll double the offer!"
theflying Pickle LoL ikr cause u can call at anytime an still get the "call now" offer
theflying Pickle how come everything is $19.99
3Ddee I’m sorry I have failed you
Anonymous Maximus really
Yeah there’s the ones that instead of saying to double the offer, they cut the price in half or triple the offer
Phil Swift for the entire Cabinet
This man made my day
I just wanted to end my life. After this terrafic advertisment i'm in a refreshed state and feel mentaly revived. Thanks again CZcams and Flex Seal.
0:22 wait what about the floor
Use shamwow for that.
If you coat your floor with Block Out, then BOOM you've got an instant indoor ice skating rink!!! And you don't even need to buy skates, all you need is pair of wet socks.
Avi Oheb Shalom what if you treated all your socks with block out
Logan well then buy new socks
get hearted
Block Out: exists
Moses: *ilL TakE yOUR EntIRe StOKe*
Ummm... it's STOCK
r/woooosh
@Thorston Bartrop why are we replying to this comment 5 months later
@I'm Your Waifu ok then
stoke
This is N U T Z do you know how r/woooosh works?
Okay, this is literally a miracle product
to show you the power of block out...
i sawed this boat in half!!!
Can I block my tax from coming?
Spray BLOCK OUT on your bills and cheques and it'll repel IRS
Shut up Yoshi
You have my pity My boy Yoshi didn’t commit tax fraud it was just a joke!
yo wutz up gangsta
Paul Armfelt yO
Am I the only one realizing that Phil swift is the smartest man alive?
Hunter Schirr Yep!
Phil is the true heir of billy mays, anthony sullivan is the antichrist of infomercials
When people say jesus I say Phil swift
This man deserves an honour
That very good for my family we now dodnt need to throw out clothes or other items thanks phill swift👍👍
Why are these so fun to watch
I love Phil and all his products
Same
IT EVEN WORKS *ON* WATER
Phil Swift, you are literally a genius
This is incredible!
Stop coming out with new products, I can’t keep buying them
Ahem... the video came out in 2014
@@Tekkai50 No one asked
Do they work?
@@oliverpierce5118 yes,incredibly well
Fucking Mario does someone need to ask to point out the flawed logic of the original comment?
Phil should be a rapper
Lil Swift
😂
Omg u made my day
Lil taylor swift
his single is gonna be Saw day boat in half.
@@FlexSeal be a rapper and make a video of u rapping😼😼
Really helpful
After I arldy messed up my couch
imagine someone trying to ruin your wedding day (for who knows why) by spilling drinks on you thinking it'll ruin your dress or suit but it just slides off
Block Out at its finest
"YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE, JEFFREY"
0:38
"RVs, camping gear boots and more can all be protected like never before"
Those are some fine bars
0:59 now you can keep everything clean and dry
with just 19 99
1:05 even this flimsy tissue
Is not an issue
By the way the tissue one is copied from another comment.
I hate when I get a little bit of coffee on my chair, then I have to throw away the entire chair.
Thank heavens for this product
Swiftful Sloth without block out I couldn't go full emo but now the blood just beads off
HERPY DERPEDY *CRAWLING IN MY SKIN*
Had it and it works excellent product Phil
We love to hear it! 👏
This is the first time I’m watching a Ad Willingly!😂
Thank you lord Phil, for blessing us this day
your welcome
@@lilblinder11?
Our Prometheus
I SPRAYED THIS STUFF ON MY BODY
NOW I CAN WALK ON WATER!!!!
@@sonacphotos yes. I did lol
Lol
Are u serious????
Thats what jesus used to do
@@jaddaher3823 oh, come on.
and this is the turboflex that works.
i love how she just throws the chair in and just doesnt look back
She don't want that dirty chair.
Me: *covers shirt in flex seal
Tv: phil swift here for block out
Me: crap!
@TXD1230 Zombie it blocks out the fire
*covers shirt in crap*
It even works underwater
Perfect now I never need to take my shirt off for swimming
This is actually really cool, I might buy this.
Phil. Where’s the boat?
hahahahaha
Fabric boat. Sawed in half. Bam.
It's been damaged.
there is boat
0:03 "oof"
😮
😮
Minato Namikaze oof
XD
Minato Namikaze so how am I supposed to use this on a boat?
Best add ever, I love it
If this was on CZcams ads I would never skip
0:01 THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
0:05
HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT ALL THAT DAMAGE
LETS FIX IT WITH FLEX SHOT
VeryViper Gaming and Vlogs 85 hp off to be exact
*_𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑨 𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑬_*
VeryViper Gaming and Vlogs ii
DANKDUNDUN how do you do that font
To show you the power of Block Out:
I sprayed my shoes with it and tried to walk on water!
I-Is this Jesus?
Peter, is that you?
It’s Phil, he can walk on water without it
@@CazualButterz It's me
@@literallynobody.989 no its is inspired by jesus
everybody gangsta till everybody starts building everything with FLEX STUFF
0:02
The shadow in the top right corner LOL
BuT DoEs It WoRk UnDeRwAtEr
the whole point is to block water...
LOL
THE JOKE --------------------------------------------------->
YOU
r/whoooosh
110 likes and Krisz still doesn't get it
R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
To show you the power of Blow Out *long pause* I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!
He looks like such a happy and nice person
You filmed right on my birthday!