The producer of this game, Odair Gaspar was my teacher when I was graduating in Game Development, I have an autographed copy, that comes with a Comic book telling the history of the game, he is a marvelous person and an awesome teacher!
I don't think this game is anything to be proud of. Does this guy also autograph his own turds? What could someone who made this game teach anybody? How not to do it? Do they also let the guys who make mexibeam dbz mugen characters teach game design in Brazil?
It's kinda amazing how unpleasant this game sounds. The weird engine stalling gunshot noises, the modulated screams and woofy sounds the civilians makes, the unsettling slow "UghBLAAAA" sound the player character makes when they die that makes them sound like they're turning into the Blob. I honestly can't tell which is more unpleasant between this and TechWar.
@@LemonRush7777 And in the other hand you have a pretentious studio calling themselves *"The pinnacle of entertainment software"* that make less than mediocre games and have William Shatner chewing on your ass everytime you finish your mission. It's a "pick your poison" situation.
Fun fact about the import tax: up until the PS3 Era pirated games were absolutely everywhere in Brazil. You could get pirated physical console games for as cheap as a dollar from your local vendor. It wasn't uncommon to know people that had dozens upon dozens of pirated games and not a single original game. Then steam came along and consoles became harder to crack so people just started buying discounted games. Everything was all well and good until AAA devs decided to increase the price of their games on PC to ludicrous prices (on par or even more expensive than console games, which have always been more expensive in Brazil anyway).
I know this is kind of controversial but idgaf, piracy is what essentially created the Brazilian market of video games. Sure people couldnt buy games, but they could sure buy the console and just mod it to play burned copies. I sure did that, and everyone else I knew did it too. The PS2 sold like hot cakes here. I probably wouldn't have known the games I play today if not for piracy in the 90s and 00s for PS1, PS2 and PC games.
Not only regarding games, but foreign movies and series as well, specially those that didnt receive proper dubs/subs by local studios. Piracy, specially physical pirated copies, used to be a really important part of brazilian culture a few years ago
@@AndreLuis-gw5ox That's right. I had completely forgotten about the movie side of piracy. I don't recall if pirated movies/series were more prevalent than pirated games but they too were everywhere.
I remember when this "incident" happened there. The media wouldn't stop talking about this. Every newspaper, magazine, TV, radio, people in the streets, schools, everything and everywhere only talked about "the ET of Varginha", even here in Belo Horizonte, 400km away from Varginha. It was a perfect tourism fuel to attract people there, it basically put Minas Gerais on the map again. Before the end of the decade we've got even Chupa-Cabras in São Paulo. Things were... interesting back then.
My history teacher literally tried to invade the university that they say the Varginha alien is in it He got captured, the guards laughed and told he wasn't the first and let him go
@@thenamelessone6119 he was my School teacher, but he got to college (college, faculty and university here is all the same thing), the one that they say the alien is in storage
Also te wrote a book about flying saucers sighthings and everything around it, not in a tin foil hat way but in a realist vision, taking about the history of the things and it's relation to the cold war www.amazon.com.br/inven%C3%A7%C3%A3o-dos-discos-voadores-1947-1958-ebook/dp/B06XDTNQW3
That's because, and this is an even deeper conspiracy-- this game was the prelude to what would eventually become Solar Opposites. But we needed Rick and Morty first lol.
I like it when she messes with him. Was it Pro-Blood where he says "red faction" unironically? And she's like "Pro Red Faction when, Civvie?" Lol "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" in the middle of getting a train ran on him, while riding a train. Civvie just doesn't catch a break. I swear he's me from an alternate, and possibly far darker timeline. And I love it.
@@derlich09 Daggerfall plays like it came from Brazil too. Gotta use that unofficial unity remake (before Zenimax takes a dump on it) so you don't constantly crash or fall through the level while playing supermarket sweep with your cart outside every dungeon that magically respawns every time you enter and exit but it's okay to sleep on the floors of every 5 minutes to recharge magicka.
@@dishshammy6985 Part of a ritual to ward against demonic possession IIRC. But Civvie got distracted by Evil Dead: Regeneration, and no-one gave him a replacement candle, so now he's in containment, addled by the heinous influence of an Influencer Demon.
The import taxes haven't been cut. They have been increased to 60%. But we don't pay those for digital only purchases, and since gaming moved that way we don't pay those anymore. Still, we heavily need regional pricing her or a normal release will cost 1-2 weeks of minimum wage work and most people here work at or near minimum wage. So you either have food or you buy a single AAA release.
We can buy a great car (which is already expensive AF in Brazil) for the price of a decent gaming PC, and the games already tear us a new one. So basically, we either pirate, or wait for Steam. Normally I only buy indie games, and wait for AAA to be under heavy discount. I only pirate EA/Activision shit, but it's not like they have something worthy of pirating anyway.
soulwynd dude just leave brazil is one of the worst places ever Ive heard some of the food is nice but last i checked your water quality sucks and everything is dirty and everyone is poor
Governments *did* use Varginha Incident for training purposes. It was a way to test a soldier's resolve, and as long as recruits could play through the game without trying to kill themselves they passed. It got switched out for Alien: Resurrection for the PS1 intercut with early scripts for Halo's story but it was deemed too inhumane to implement. Then when games with bullshit design and batshit/stupid stories started becoming more popular world governments were unable to use conventional media to break people's wills and harden them against mental stresses. So they split into multiple programs, with Civvie 11 being a subject in an attempt to create a game with the proper mixture of jank and antiquated design elements by cataloging prisoners' experiences with older games contrasted with modern gaming design conventions.
Amazing how ppl defend this crap just "cause it's from my country" or "it's the first FPS from a nation that never made a single good fps before and after".
One thing I really like about Civvie is the way he portrays confusion and anxiety like 8:43 where it's not over-the-top shouting, but is just on such a level where it feels like a horrific epiphany is taking over. To me, little things like that are just a work of art.
One of my personal favourite Civvie slowly becoming unhinged moments is when he played Robocop and was trying to figure out why an enemy was appearing then disappearing depending where he stood and at some point during it he randomly goes off on a tangent talking about the Riddler at the end of Batman Forever lol
So fun fact. My wife is Brazilian and grew up in the town of São Paulo. She told me there's alot of alien themed restaurants and stuff there just like the USA's Roswell. There's a mountain there that has a legend of pulling you down as you go up and it feels infinite. She also told me it's the only place in Brazil we're people smoke weed openly...
This is São Thomé das Letras, which is close to Varginha, where the incident happenned. And unfortunately it is not true that there are a lot of theme restaurants in the area.
According to acquaintances from Varginha, this whole alien thing was a big idea from the local town hall in order to bring in tourism, which not only worked but also got way out of hand. The town itself in noticeably unremarkable but everybody has heard of the alien stories from over there. And believe it or not, there is still tourism surrounding the alien stories even to this day,
Indiemau5 stole the "pro" joke already so he could have 5 more subscribers and ride the coattails. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if Civvie doesn't cover fear 1,2,3, which is unfortunate.
So I know the man responsible for this. At least it was claimed he was.. the "Project Lead and Producer". This was a BIG deal in Brazilian video game "homebrew" history, since not a lot came out of the country (and still kind of doesn't, since we ooze talent to American studios every year, due to the high corruption rates and general lack of support for the arts from the country's government), and this guy was the crowning achievement of a fresh new Video Game Design program that had just been hatched. I studied under him at Universidade Anhembi Morumbi, which was an internationally accredited institution that hosted what was the first bachelor degree in Video Game Design in Brazil, a while ago. He taught us a few different classes and the vibe was always the same - got hired out of hype, didn't really convey much knowledge, made completely baffling decisions (such as suggesting the program utilized extremely outdated game engines - that he 'knew' - as opposed to open source, budding engines at the time that went on to become the building block for the majority of indie titles out there). Overall, he struck me as a nice guy, but someone whose success went way beyond his actual skills and capabilities, someone who just kinda rode that wave and never really dared try to create anything ever again, lest he expose himself as not-quite-THAT-guy. Our final project (basically the "Thesis" equivalent for a Design course), I worked many roles, including Project Manager, Documentation, Design, but mostly Environmental Art and Mapping. We were utilizing an engine he was deemed (again, AS WE WERE TOLD) one of the leading world experts in. Now mind you - this is a college project, where half the team had no skills to contribute at all, all of us were working full time jobs on the side, and every cool/sensical decision we made was constantly meddled with by the teachers/overseers (I guess they were training us to work under EA?). So not exactly our best, more like a "keep your head above the water" kind of effort. I was also responsible for presenting the project in front of hundreds of students - AND this man - and I still remember the look on his face when he witnessed the environments I'd created with the assets the team put together. It honestly looked like something that engine was incapable of doing, and ran without a hitch (so think if Ion Maiden came out as a random Duke Nukem expansion back in the day). This man - and I never thought the term was anything but hyperbole - this man was SLACK-JAWED, staring in AWE at the work we, a bunch of rag tag students with barely any time and no money, had done. Once everything was over I graduated with high honours! Teachers who had their own indie studios had their "pick of the litter" - they hired the laziest, most beligerant and relatively incompetent people out of 80 students, and now I work at Starbucks, being yelled at by middle-aged housewife Karens over "NOT ENOUGH WHIP" and making minimum wage... ...I guess it could be worse, at least I didn't end up working for EA.
I don't think it's a good idea for the government to "support the arts". We have that shit in my country (tax funded art projects) and it always turn into a massive, corruption laden shitshow. What the arts need is the freedom to create, publish and make money off their art on an open market.
@@ArtByAusup I'm not surprised. I'll admit that I don't know that much about Brazil, besides the divine asses that the women there seem to have. XD But being a south american country, I'd expect there's some damn socialist crap going on, whic would probably hamper a lot of ambitions of local game developers that they simply see no other recourse but to ply the trade elsewhere.
God, we had a legacy computer back in college, an IBM with a monochrome screen, in ORANGE. Bright ORANGE text on a black screen. Played Zork on that shit. Pure DOS box.
"Busque conhecimento" as the infamous ET Bilu would say. Actually, look this up, even the television was jank in Brazil, there was those people who claimed to witnessed a real alien and that he speaked BR Portuguese and was called Bilu. A television channel went there and made a really serious interview to what was clearly a guy behind some bushes with his voice modulated, and the alien advice was for us to "seek knowledge of geography" Its really dumb and hilarious
Filipino TV and film are also very janky. The animation and visual effects in our productions are very glitchy and often times unfinished, even today, they often just use cardboard cutouts, and they draw using MS Paint, and it’s still unfinished. The audio mixing is very off and often times the sound effects are very muffled, the music is still blatantly MIDI even in 2020, or it’s stolen from other sources (for example, an old educational show used music from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, a Studio Ghibli anime film that was never released in the Philippines until it’s Netflix release in 2020, it’s basically like Marth first appearing in Smash in the US). And sometimes the stolen music is sped up in PAL despite the fact that the Philippines uses NTSC, which doesn’t require PAL speedup. The fonts used are meme fonts like Impact and Comic Sans. Our CGI, even in 2020, still looks so outdated that it’s either 16-bit-tier (Super NES, Sega Genesis), DOOM-tier or PS1-tier. It’s so low-poly that there is more geometry in Rouge the Bat’s low-poly tits than all their animation. And it’s also unfinished. Both our 2D and CGI animation also have terrible lag and framedrops. Like they’re using 30-year-old toasters to render them. Our green-screen editing is so terrible that it’s worse than The Room. Their makeup and CGI can also be comparable to Cats (2019). And finally, they shamelessly rip off and bootleg everything as much as possible. And they use more stolen assets than Hunt Down the Freeman. They pirate everything, no exceptions I already mentioned their stolen music but they love making bootleg versions of other properties. One kids’ show even had bootleg LOTR, bootleg Riverdale, bootleg Street Fighter, bootleg Sonic (that looks like it came straight from the Sonic movie’s first trailer) and bootleg Spyro all in one place. They’re even more shameless pirates than China. Then again, Philippines is pretty much a bootleg version of China, one that is actually better than the original China.
The way he holds that alien BFG type weapon is so... dainty. Like it's a fancy porcelain cup at a high-class brunch place where you're required to wear a blazer.
This game will always hold a special place in my heart. Back in 2008 the first hungarian youtuber FreddyD made a video on it. The Vraginha Incident was my introduction to the world of CZcams.
The game just started and I'm already cracking up. "confirm: is that an UFO?" hahaha that's the same as asking "confirm: do you also not know what that is?"
you might not know but when you have to fly a plane to intercept a UFO you have to confirm what it is by radio and in this case, its was something non-human making the confirmation a UFO and since this was Brazilians speaking makes it normal because of the weird standards of the Portuguese language
As a Brazilian I have to say, there aren't many things funnier than an English speaker trying to say Portuguese words with NH on them. Love you Civvie!!!
@@Rad-Dude63andathird Portuguese is pretty fucked up and has tons of different rules, but in general its like the spanish "ñ". So "nha" is pronounced "nya", "nho" is pronounced "nyo" and so forth. Some examples: Vizinha (feminine form of "neighbor"): Vee-zeen-nya Nhoque (an italian dish fairly common in Brazil): Nyo-kee Banheira (bathtub): Buh-nye-ee-ra, or Buh-nyey-ra to be more accurate. It's way oversimplified, but you get the idea.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird yeah,what Leandro here said portuguese is fucked up even for brazilians,all those rules get so absurd that we just kinda ignore them 90% of the time and just go with whatever works
As a brazilian fan, I really loved this video Civvie. I'm sorry you had to go through this pain but it certainly was entertaining. Also, hearing you butcher the pronunciation of Varginha every single time and outright refusing to try and pronounce São Tomé was gold hahaha
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time we take matters into our own hands. Me must storm The Correctional Facility and free Civvie (and possibly Katie) from this torment.
As someone who'd never played Daikatana, the first time I ever heard that name was like a year ago at an old job. Hearing the name Superfly in 2019 without having ever played the game, lemme tell ya, is the funniest thing I've ever heard uttered in a sentence unironically.
@@KeksimusMaximus I can imagine hearing the name Superfly in real life would be a highlight. I lost my shit when I met someone with the name of Barbeque.
as a brazilian, that lives in Rio de janeiro, and has visited São Paulo a number of times, i can sat that the levels you play in these areas, such as the subway, the destroyer and others, are quite accurate, if the game were made a couple years late, it would be better.
This game is an amalgamation of every major bad game Civvie has played thus far. The ugly urban settings, with all the bad design choices (like the game punishing you for opening fire at civilians) of Tekwar and Robocop, and the engine quirks from the former. The bad controls and buggy, unstable nature of Island Peril. The weapons, atmosphere and visuals of Operation: Bodycount. The plot and the ugly CGI cutscenes of Corridor 7. The awful dialogue, bad mission design and... crypticness... of KREED. The 0 health bug and the hitscan nightmare AI from SHOGO, Blood 2 and Aliens: Colonial Marines. It also saw some degree of profit thanks to Russia... just like Postal 3 and Corkscrew Rules. God almighty...
7:45 I just have to appreciate how well spaced and placed each of these pieces of box cover art are as they're listed off, seeming to become ever more randomly thrown in while being methodically placed to completely blot out the screenshot just as "fucking Half-Life" returns. I dunno, it just makes my OCD purr like a cat.
This was the only fun part of the video for me. I respect CV11 for transforming his masochism into a job because i did not enjoy seeing this game for 20minutes, so playing it for several hours, i can't imagine the pain...
As a Brazilian who had contact with some of the underground gamedev scene since I was born (although I was a baby and a barely conscious child at the time), this game was made and released in a perfect storm of a mess. I don't have any info on it, but here's some big picture context: 1. Brazil would always get new tech late in the 90s - like 2-4 years late. 2. Back then, a lot of coders and people who played the latest games and knew computers would get most of their stuff out of BBSs and later, the internet. This of course made things exclusive to Uber nerds. 3. Out of those Uber nerds, half wouldn't know English, some would never learn english, few could understand a few words, and even fewer could actually understand things and pass info and knowledge forward. So the very few Uber nerds that COULD get something done were probably teaching people or becoming the first professors in universities (which was the wrong way to go). To clarify, English knowledge makes all the difference when without it all you get is outdated/obsolete info and knowledge. 4. Early gamedev teams didn't care for the word "game design". Out of all of the late 90s and early 00s teams I've met or heard about (as a kid), none had a game designer or ever mentioned the term. Not surprisingly, every game I played from here, except extremely rare exceptions, were very....complicated. Not only that, most companies were tied to contracts with publishers and some other company (like a license holder) - which was common everywhere back then - but the budgets were low for even small scopes, so deadlines were unrealistic as fuck. Being Uber nerds, those devs were crunching every day without even knowing that was a thing. Seeing what I saw (my father had a gamedev company here, which I grew up with some contact with), it's s bit of a miracle that any games got released in our barren, hostile and bizarre environment. If this game was about being a gamedev in the 90s, it would've been spot on. PS: Just to keep clear, I'm not defending this shitstorm in videogame form! I'm just rather fascinated how the shitstorm of the "scene" and environment resulted in shitstorm creations.
I believe the monkey-things are a 90s characterization of chupacabras, that were also en vogue in the late 90s! Sunday television and daytime TV in Brazil had a brief time that everyone was waaaaaay into cryptids and the supernatural. I don't even know why.
Hey, those "Monkey Things" were probably meant to be Chupacabras! 97 had a lot of Chupacabra sightings in Brazil and Latin America. I don't know if I'm remembering correctly or creating fake memories, but I think I read some PC Magazine at the time that mentioned Chupacabras in the game. I remember this game being a kind of big deal around here at the time. Brazilian games came a long way from then.
Oh, Chupacabras... there's a Russian TV channel called RenTV, they make a tonnes of crappy conspiracy theories which are not connected between each other. They also used that Chupacabra meme so hard it became a meme in Russia and few other russian-speaking countries (Kazakhstan, Belarus, Ukraine).
This is the first Civvie 11 video I've seen, so that bit was extremely bizarre. Who is Cancer Mouse? Why do we care about his Netflix gig? What does his presence imply about the sections of the video around him?
@@timothymclean just like all character's in Civvie's videos, none of them have any real context besides some basic personalities. we really dont know anything about any of them, and yet Civvie behaves like he knows them well, that's part of the fun. Cancer mouse is just the character we are supposed to love hating, he always pesters Civvie about irrelevent topics, intrudes in his videos in an attempt to be educational and "child friendly"
@@RobMustDie482 Which feels odd, because I wasn't aware "Hollywood is full of gross, disgusting, greedy perverts" was some kind of controversial, partisan issue ... versus being just a basic fact of life that people on both sides of the political spectrum (with even the smallest amount of knowledge of the depth of Hollywood sleaziness) could agree on... But if it IS some kind of hot topic of political debate, then I'd personally rather NOT be on whatever side people like Harvey Weinstein and his ilk are occupying, thanks a bunch.
Love it when devs take shortcuts that don't future-proof their games. Back in the 80's and 90's, new computers were getting consistently more powerful. People STILL tie important game functions to framerate, which is terrible.
Reminds me of Fallout 76. Character speed is tied to the framerate, which is just what you want in an online game where people have different framerates...
Civvie: "Every moment is suffering and confusion and regretting every choice in my life..." Caleb: "Victims. Aren't we all?" Eh, Civvie's rambling kinda reminded me of this quote, dunno why this line specifically.
No joke: some ufo enthusiasts built an ufoport in São Tomé das Letras. This city also host another brazilian alien called Bilu. Bilu was interviewed by a brazilian tv channel. His words to making are: "simply, you should search for knowledge".
I think that the only conspiracy is that the government wanted better computers so they could play Half Life so they showed screenshots of this game to their bosses and passed it off as a simulator. They then told them they needed 1337 gaming rigs to play it, otherwise it would crash. Then they played a lot of Half Life.
I used to play this with my dad when I was lil', and I LOVED It! Guess my surprise to find out years later that it was a Brazilian game? ...You know, with me bein' a Brazilian and all. And no, I didn't even noticed the Portuguese everywhere! Really wish I could play it again with none of the hassle...
2:08 "Your target is at 350 degrees, 15 miles" Interesting. I'd heard US Air Force vets claim that nautical miles, not kilometers, are the standard in every air force except Russia's, and it seems Civvie's translator backs that claim up
I'm brazilian, been 3 years i follow your videos and man, i had a good time watching this, i dont even knew abut this game existence. Thanks for having suffering for me. lol
Zerg rushing soldiers with garbage pathfinding? suicidal civilians? arbitrary goals and fail states? Why does this game feel like the bedrock inspiration for Payday 2?
2:26 despite the background being blurry, I actually dig that visual. It is only a picture of hills but it looks like you could go an explore there and sells the environment really well. It reminds me of actual places like that in the countryside of UK.
"dangerous to try to rub [carmack] out" "do you run out of kleenex, toilet paper, and paper towels at the same time?" this was all I got out of the video and I'm scared
I love the "look up a joke about Brazilian culture, Katie" bar on the graph at 8:15 . Bojack Horseman also has a lot of those jokes, where you write someone's instructions instead of what the instructions ask.
"Finally realizing that everything isn't going to be okay, and that humanity is going to destroy itself, and that's probably for the best." - CV11 My new motto
Damn, great job commentating dude! This, is what I call a “CZcamsr”. I normally don’t even watch videos like this but you held my attention from the moment the video started. Now, I’ll be looking into this incident even more now. Thanks for the time you invested into producing this content for us.
The forgotten concept of the vertical view self-levelling was called "lookspring." Turok 1 had it on permanently (so you have to fight the controls to look up and down) and even if you turned it off in Turok 2 the view would self-level if you moved.
The producer of this game, Odair Gaspar was my teacher when I was graduating in Game Development, I have an autographed copy, that comes with a Comic book telling the history of the game, he is a marvelous person and an awesome teacher!
This game had a comic book tie-in? What was it like?
Does he still constantly talk about FAR CRÁI in his lectures?
I don't think this game is anything to be proud of.
Does this guy also autograph his own turds?
What could someone who made this game teach anybody? How not to do it?
Do they also let the guys who make mexibeam dbz mugen characters teach game design in Brazil?
@@Wolf_Larsen u mad?
You're one of THEM, aren't you? We won't believe the propaganda.
Yes, I am joking.
The ending is a metaphor. Mankind will do anything and go anywhere for some Varginha.
kkkkkk
Maybe more... Imagine.
...Well, they aren't wrong.
FeanorBR Vc ajudou no desinvolmimento do jogo?
verdade mano
It's kinda amazing how unpleasant this game sounds.
The weird engine stalling gunshot noises, the modulated screams and woofy sounds the civilians makes, the unsettling slow "UghBLAAAA" sound the player character makes when they die that makes them sound like they're turning into the Blob.
I honestly can't tell which is more unpleasant between this and TechWar.
personally I'm a fan of the RTC2 throwing-up/smokers-cough damage noise
I thought he screamed hoopla whenever he died
This is surprisingly a lot worse than Tek War. It's honestly beyond unplayable, and much uglier.
@@LemonRush7777 And in the other hand you have a pretentious studio calling themselves *"The pinnacle of entertainment software"* that make less than mediocre games and have William Shatner chewing on your ass everytime you finish your mission. It's a "pick your poison" situation.
I would say that Tekwar *looks* worse (especially with the Matrix) but this game definitely *plays* worse
Draw a clock Civvie. The time should read three, thirty-five.
What is the time, Civvie?
WhAt Is ThE tImE cIvViE?
@@masonwright9000 8:10?
8:10
THE NUMBERS, CV-11, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Fun fact about the import tax: up until the PS3 Era pirated games were absolutely everywhere in Brazil. You could get pirated physical console games for as cheap as a dollar from your local vendor. It wasn't uncommon to know people that had dozens upon dozens of pirated games and not a single original game.
Then steam came along and consoles became harder to crack so people just started buying discounted games. Everything was all well and good until AAA devs decided to increase the price of their games on PC to ludicrous prices (on par or even more expensive than console games, which have always been more expensive in Brazil anyway).
Consoles and Console Games here are the WORST.
Especially Nintendo, i think that company has the most expensive games comparatively~
I know this is kind of controversial but idgaf, piracy is what essentially created the Brazilian market of video games. Sure people couldnt buy games, but they could sure buy the console and just mod it to play burned copies. I sure did that, and everyone else I knew did it too. The PS2 sold like hot cakes here. I probably wouldn't have known the games I play today if not for piracy in the 90s and 00s for PS1, PS2 and PC games.
Not only regarding games, but foreign movies and series as well, specially those that didnt receive proper dubs/subs by local studios. Piracy, specially physical pirated copies, used to be a really important part of brazilian culture a few years ago
Wait... that sounds familiar... Oh! Right! That is because i am brazilian. true that...
@@AndreLuis-gw5ox That's right. I had completely forgotten about the movie side of piracy. I don't recall if pirated movies/series were more prevalent than pirated games but they too were everywhere.
Almost heaven
*Wuest Varginha*
Lmao
🎵No surrounding mountains, only the Green River🎵
🎶 Alien Monkeys, moving faster than their ships 🎶
That place is pretty far from heaven actually :P
@@helioortegashows is very close to the Holy Spirit so you are wrong
Brazilians: "Come to Brazil."
Ayylmao: "Aight."
Then this game was made.
Hahahahahahahahahahah!
Bruh he really came too, shit was crazy
Please William Shatner come to Brazil
@@punishedluke3406 Is that what Filthy Frank's "ET 2" was based on?
@@Cezar_Wolf84 IS BRASIL YOU DUMB WAR CRIME POTATO BAG WITH A S NOT WITH A Z
I remember when this "incident" happened there. The media wouldn't stop talking about this. Every newspaper, magazine, TV, radio, people in the streets, schools, everything and everywhere only talked about "the ET of Varginha", even here in Belo Horizonte, 400km away from Varginha. It was a perfect tourism fuel to attract people there, it basically put Minas Gerais on the map again.
Before the end of the decade we've got even Chupa-Cabras in São Paulo. Things were... interesting back then.
now we only need a The Goianinha Incident telling the story of chupa-cu
We cannot forget Bilu.... we should just... seek knowledge
Good to know UFO conspiracy theories aren’t unique to the USA.
Hey, tell em about ET Bilu.
@@kingofthemoon3063 We also got ancient murals and cave paintings depicting people turning into werewolves.
My history teacher literally tried to invade the university that they say the Varginha alien is in it
He got captured, the guards laughed and told he wasn't the first and let him go
School or university teacher?
He did the area 51 raid before it was cool
@@thenamelessone6119 he was my School teacher, but he got to college (college, faculty and university here is all the same thing), the one that they say the alien is in storage
AWESOME!!
😂
Also te wrote a book about flying saucers sighthings and everything around it, not in a tin foil hat way but in a realist vision, taking about the history of the things and it's relation to the cold war
www.amazon.com.br/inven%C3%A7%C3%A3o-dos-discos-voadores-1947-1958-ebook/dp/B06XDTNQW3
“Slaughtering innocent people is not our policy.”
These guys picked the wrong guy, the wrong game genre AND the wrong planet. Amazing.
Why do I get flashbacks to Sacred when reading this comment?
Wrong time, wrong place, WRONG OPPONENT!
And Brazil.
At this time of year,At this time of day,Localized entirely within this City
That's because, and this is an even deeper conspiracy-- this game was the prelude to what would eventually become Solar Opposites.
But we needed Rick and Morty first lol.
@@samsum4525 Oh hi Sorrow.
"We regret having entrusted this important mission to someone like you"
Damn, that's stone cold.
I like how Katie is starting to have more of a voice in the recent episodes.
I like it when she messes with him. Was it Pro-Blood where he says "red faction" unironically? And she's like "Pro Red Faction when, Civvie?"
Lol "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" in the middle of getting a train ran on him, while riding a train. Civvie just doesn't catch a break. I swear he's me from an alternate, and possibly far darker timeline.
And I love it.
@@ScopeOperaSam Wait did he really say Red Faction? Pro Red Faction when Civvie :D
She knocked off the black frames so they're letting her have tongue privileges, again.
Does she have a channel?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells it's a running joke, there is no "katie", you simp. He edits his vids himself
"I guess 3-D models is kind of cool for a game that came out in, what, 1994?"
"This game came out the same year as Half Life"
oh
Daggerfall looks a lot like this and it's from '94. Yikes!
@@derlich09 Daggerfall plays like it came from Brazil too. Gotta use that unofficial unity remake (before Zenimax takes a dump on it) so you don't constantly crash or fall through the level while playing supermarket sweep with your cart outside every dungeon that magically respawns every time you enter and exit but it's okay to sleep on the floors of every 5 minutes to recharge magicka.
@@derlich09 You're off by about two years, Arena is the one that came out in '94, Daggerfall is from '96.
"The Verginha Incident": The game John Carmack doesn't want you to play.
"I am not allowed to talk about those holes."
-John Carmack
This game makes hunt down the freeman look good, that's a bad thing.
Edit: It's actually sad that there is a worse game then Hunt Down the Freeman
@@exterminatusnow1264 I did not have sexual relations with that woman ~ John Carmack
@@PresidentNUT Tekwar exists
@@jeremyabbott4537 There is no TekWar in CarmackLand.
“You wanted DOS trash. I give you, Comic Sans”
"Don't ask about the candle."
Solid foreshadowing.
Holy shit I just realized that. Now we know what the candle is for!
@@GmodPlusWoW what was the candle used for?
@@dishshammy6985 Part of a ritual to ward against demonic possession IIRC. But Civvie got distracted by Evil Dead: Regeneration, and no-one gave him a replacement candle, so now he's in containment, addled by the heinous influence of an Influencer Demon.
@@GmodPlusWoW lol i forgot about that video, shit.
Finally, Civvie has come to Brazil.
Which is weird because he's in space jail
Your move Joel
HEHEHEHE!!
😈
@@PaizuruInsanal you mean Brazil
@@johnrambo4252 Acre?
The import taxes haven't been cut. They have been increased to 60%.
But we don't pay those for digital only purchases, and since gaming moved that way we don't pay those anymore. Still, we heavily need regional pricing her or a normal release will cost 1-2 weeks of minimum wage work and most people here work at or near minimum wage. So you either have food or you buy a single AAA release.
The worst thing is buying hardware. I can literally buy a small apartment where i live with the price of a 2080ti.
We can buy a great car (which is already expensive AF in Brazil) for the price of a decent gaming PC, and the games already tear us a new one. So basically, we either pirate, or wait for Steam. Normally I only buy indie games, and wait for AAA to be under heavy discount. I only pirate EA/Activision shit, but it's not like they have something worthy of pirating anyway.
obv the game
@@ChaoticTabris what does it cost for you?
soulwynd dude just leave brazil is one of the worst places ever
Ive heard some of the food is nice but last i checked your water quality sucks and everything is dirty and everyone is poor
Governments *did* use Varginha Incident for training purposes. It was a way to test a soldier's resolve, and as long as recruits could play through the game without trying to kill themselves they passed. It got switched out for Alien: Resurrection for the PS1 intercut with early scripts for Halo's story but it was deemed too inhumane to implement. Then when games with bullshit design and batshit/stupid stories started becoming more popular world governments were unable to use conventional media to break people's wills and harden them against mental stresses. So they split into multiple programs, with Civvie 11 being a subject in an attempt to create a game with the proper mixture of jank and antiquated design elements by cataloging prisoners' experiences with older games contrasted with modern gaming design conventions.
I'd believe this to be canon.
New lore acquired!
It’s weird, because at that time the US military already had an FPS training aid: a DOOM wad.
Sick.
No pun intended
@@Shaun_Jones That was specifically the Marine Corps, so maybe the Marines wouldn't share and Army wanted their own.
"NO. No. ...Why'd you take your clothes off first?"
Good stuff as always, Civvie.
"It's not pronounced like you think it is" C'mon Civvie, I'm brazilian. Me and my friends ALWAYS pronounced "Varginha" as vagina.
the famous "ET de vagina"
@@cachaçaalchemist that was funny as heck when I was a child. Still makes me laugh.
Do all Brazilian women have Orange Tops, Denim Skirts and huge... eyes?
almost heaven, west vagina
Quem nunca?
To that one guy going "Ohh, I loved this game so much nostalgia!!!!"
I'm sorry your parents hated you.
im glad my parents just beat me instead of giving me this shit
Be more respectful for those kids fallen in the line of DOS duty.
I was one of those special kids, never finished it, and the version I had didnt even had working sounds, so the whole thing was mute.
Amazing how ppl defend this crap just "cause it's from my country" or "it's the first FPS from a nation that never made a single good fps before and after".
CZcams Other how dare you talk bad about this terrible game you poopy stinky head
One thing I really like about Civvie is the way he portrays confusion and anxiety like 8:43 where it's not over-the-top shouting, but is just on such a level where it feels like a horrific epiphany is taking over. To me, little things like that are just a work of art.
One of my personal favourite Civvie slowly becoming unhinged moments is when he played Robocop and was trying to figure out why an enemy was appearing then disappearing depending where he stood and at some point during it he randomly goes off on a tangent talking about the Riddler at the end of Batman Forever lol
So fun fact. My wife is Brazilian and grew up in the town of São Paulo. She told me there's alot of alien themed restaurants and stuff there just like the USA's Roswell. There's a mountain there that has a legend of pulling you down as you go up and it feels infinite. She also told me it's the only place in Brazil we're people smoke weed openly...
Someone told me is because the is a Lot , a real Lot of magnetic minerals buried below the surface, it pulls the car down somehow...
That´s another town. Misinformed
são tomé das letras?
This is São Thomé das Letras, which is close to Varginha, where the incident happenned. And unfortunately it is not true that there are a lot of theme restaurants in the area.
According to acquaintances from Varginha, this whole alien thing was a big idea from the local town hall in order to bring in tourism, which not only worked but also got way out of hand. The town itself in noticeably unremarkable but everybody has heard of the alien stories from over there. And believe it or not, there is still tourism surrounding the alien stories even to this day,
Ajahaushshs eu ia fazer concurso pra procurador de varginha só pra ter mais tempo de caçar o ET
That's actually pretty smart.
It worked for Roswell, New Mexico. They get lots of tourists because of the alien stuff.
Same could be said about São Tomé.
Sorry, I don't think Varginha would get such a plan working properly.
This rules
As a brazilian that played this game when it was released I gotta say.... Holy shit its jank... Still, brings me some good memories
Civvie will never learn of the wonders of Outlive, and how 2k Games fucked over Continuum
back in the golden age of YT a pretty famous youtuber made a video on this game: czcams.com/video/8-uVlith61U/video.html
As a brazilian fan, I was sooo excited to see you cover anything remotely related to the Varginha's ET, he's such an oldschool meme here in Brazil
I love Civvie’s slightly panicked inflection whenever he starts to describe an atrocious part of a game.
You basically play as an extraterrestrial terrorist in this game
Remember folks, he picked this game over F3AR to play.
You don't know me
Both are terrible.
Play Return to Castle Wolfenstein 2001 instead.
Indiemaus already stole Pro F3AR
Indiemau5 stole the "pro" joke already so he could have 5 more subscribers and ride the coattails. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if Civvie doesn't cover fear 1,2,3, which is unfortunate.
@@fnkyron with the level of appreciation Civvie has for Monolith, FEAR episodes are as certain as rain. They will come… eventually.
So I know the man responsible for this. At least it was claimed he was.. the "Project Lead and Producer". This was a BIG deal in Brazilian video game "homebrew" history, since not a lot came out of the country (and still kind of doesn't, since we ooze talent to American studios every year, due to the high corruption rates and general lack of support for the arts from the country's government), and this guy was the crowning achievement of a fresh new Video Game Design program that had just been hatched.
I studied under him at Universidade Anhembi Morumbi, which was an internationally accredited institution that hosted what was the first bachelor degree in Video Game Design in Brazil, a while ago.
He taught us a few different classes and the vibe was always the same - got hired out of hype, didn't really convey much knowledge, made completely baffling decisions (such as suggesting the program utilized extremely outdated game engines - that he 'knew' - as opposed to open source, budding engines at the time that went on to become the building block for the majority of indie titles out there). Overall, he struck me as a nice guy, but someone whose success went way beyond his actual skills and capabilities, someone who just kinda rode that wave and never really dared try to create anything ever again, lest he expose himself as not-quite-THAT-guy.
Our final project (basically the "Thesis" equivalent for a Design course), I worked many roles, including Project Manager, Documentation, Design, but mostly Environmental Art and Mapping. We were utilizing an engine he was deemed (again, AS WE WERE TOLD) one of the leading world experts in.
Now mind you - this is a college project, where half the team had no skills to contribute at all, all of us were working full time jobs on the side, and every cool/sensical decision we made was constantly meddled with by the teachers/overseers (I guess they were training us to work under EA?). So not exactly our best, more like a "keep your head above the water" kind of effort.
I was also responsible for presenting the project in front of hundreds of students - AND this man - and I still remember the look on his face when he witnessed the environments I'd created with the assets the team put together. It honestly looked like something that engine was incapable of doing, and ran without a hitch (so think if Ion Maiden came out as a random Duke Nukem expansion back in the day). This man - and I never thought the term was anything but hyperbole - this man was SLACK-JAWED, staring in AWE at the work we, a bunch of rag tag students with barely any time and no money, had done.
Once everything was over I graduated with high honours!
Teachers who had their own indie studios had their "pick of the litter" - they hired the laziest, most beligerant and relatively incompetent people out of 80 students, and now I work at Starbucks, being yelled at by middle-aged housewife Karens over "NOT ENOUGH WHIP" and making minimum wage...
...I guess it could be worse, at least I didn't end up working for EA.
Are you still interested in working in games? I might have an opportunity for you.
I don't think it's a good idea for the government to "support the arts".
We have that shit in my country (tax funded art projects) and it always turn into a massive, corruption laden shitshow.
What the arts need is the freedom to create, publish and make money off their art on an open market.
Jesus Christ, dude. That sucks. Hope you get a better lot in life and thanks for the report, companheiro.
@@sevenproxies4255 That's the thing - you just mentioned all the things the government doesn't allow for in Brazil xD
@@ArtByAusup I'm not surprised. I'll admit that I don't know that much about Brazil, besides the divine asses that the women there seem to have. XD
But being a south american country, I'd expect there's some damn socialist crap going on, whic would probably hamper a lot of ambitions of local game developers that they simply see no other recourse but to ply the trade elsewhere.
Imagine shooting a man dead, and his lifeless corpse comes crawling at you like a wolf spider.
Gotta be careful who you shoot during a boneworm infestation
God, we had a legacy computer back in college, an IBM with a monochrome screen, in ORANGE. Bright ORANGE text on a black screen. Played Zork on that shit. Pure DOS box.
Yyyeah... And?
I remember green DOS in Apple II, but the games were pure gems
"Busque conhecimento" as the infamous ET Bilu would say.
Actually, look this up, even the television was jank in Brazil, there was those people who claimed to witnessed a real alien and that he speaked BR Portuguese and was called Bilu.
A television channel went there and made a really serious interview to what was clearly a guy behind some bushes with his voice modulated, and the alien advice was for us to "seek knowledge of geography"
Its really dumb and hilarious
E por isso que eu amo o Brasil
Filipino TV and film are also very janky.
The animation and visual effects in our productions are very glitchy and often times unfinished, even today, they often just use cardboard cutouts, and they draw using MS Paint, and it’s still unfinished.
The audio mixing is very off and often times the sound effects are very muffled, the music is still blatantly MIDI even in 2020, or it’s stolen from other sources (for example, an old educational show used music from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, a Studio Ghibli anime film that was never released in the Philippines until it’s Netflix release in 2020, it’s basically like Marth first appearing in Smash in the US).
And sometimes the stolen music is sped up in PAL despite the fact that the Philippines uses NTSC, which doesn’t require PAL speedup.
The fonts used are meme fonts like Impact and Comic Sans.
Our CGI, even in 2020, still looks so outdated that it’s either 16-bit-tier (Super NES, Sega Genesis), DOOM-tier or PS1-tier. It’s so low-poly that there is more geometry in Rouge the Bat’s low-poly tits than all their animation.
And it’s also unfinished.
Both our 2D and CGI animation also have terrible lag and framedrops. Like they’re using 30-year-old toasters to render them.
Our green-screen editing is so terrible that it’s worse than The Room.
Their makeup and CGI can also be comparable to Cats (2019).
And finally, they shamelessly rip off and bootleg everything as much as possible. And they use more stolen assets than Hunt Down the Freeman.
They pirate everything, no exceptions
I already mentioned their stolen music but they love making bootleg versions of other properties.
One kids’ show even had bootleg LOTR, bootleg Riverdale, bootleg Street Fighter, bootleg Sonic (that looks like it came straight from the Sonic movie’s first trailer) and bootleg Spyro all in one place.
They’re even more shameless pirates than China.
Then again, Philippines is pretty much a bootleg version of China, one that is actually better than the original China.
Like if american television is not as dumb (maybe even more)
The way he holds that alien BFG type weapon is so... dainty. Like it's a fancy porcelain cup at a high-class brunch place where you're required to wear a blazer.
I think it's clearly a Men in Black reference to the "cricket" gun that Will Smith gets.
The weapon is designed to be held by 1 meter (3 feet) tall aliens.
I'm sure it would look tiny and fragile for a grown men.
Crazy Eyes this game came out before MIB. It’s most likely a reference to Kyle’s gun from THE HIDDEN, which is _very_ much like this gun.
I legit thought he was waving some healing crystal ornament from Gwyneth Paltrow's online store.
@@TheRealNormanBates Oh shit, really? My mistake.
I've actually been to Varginha in '09, fun fact: The bus stops were shaped like flying saucers, the city has gone full merch mode on the ET thing.
This game will always hold a special place in my heart.
Back in 2008 the first hungarian youtuber FreddyD made a video on it.
The Vraginha Incident was my introduction to the world of CZcams.
Kerestem már a Magyarokat, nem találtam sokat :D
Doggie the Pug Gondolom mert valahogyan itt a retro játékok nem annyira menők.
@@jackothelantern Vannak még FreddyD fanok, a Lalee's Games csatornánál sátoroztak fel Ő még sok régebbi, kevésbbe ismert játékkal foglakozik.
The game just started and I'm already cracking up. "confirm: is that an UFO?" hahaha that's the same as asking "confirm: do you also not know what that is?"
It might've been a UNFO - an Unidentified Non-Flying Object.
you might not know but when you have to fly a plane to intercept a UFO you have to confirm what it is by radio and in this case, its was something non-human making the confirmation a UFO
and since this was Brazilians speaking makes it normal because of the weird standards of the Portuguese language
This video had a few of those "Sam Neill in the movie theatre laugh out loud" moments for me. The game was...amazingly bad.
@@dejack_13 most likely they wouldn't use the term UFO, though. The military usually have a code for them.
@@Cavirex OVNI is already a code for something you don't know...
As a Brazilian I have to say, there aren't many things funnier than an English speaker trying to say Portuguese words with NH on them. Love you Civvie!!!
Out of curiosity, how are you supposed to pronounce it?
@@Rad-Dude63andathird Portuguese is pretty fucked up and has tons of different rules, but in general its like the spanish "ñ". So "nha" is pronounced "nya", "nho" is pronounced "nyo" and so forth.
Some examples:
Vizinha (feminine form of "neighbor"): Vee-zeen-nya
Nhoque (an italian dish fairly common in Brazil): Nyo-kee
Banheira (bathtub): Buh-nye-ee-ra, or Buh-nyey-ra to be more accurate.
It's way oversimplified, but you get the idea.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird yeah,what Leandro here said
portuguese is fucked up even for brazilians,all those rules get so absurd that we just kinda ignore them 90% of the time and just go with whatever works
@@LPA_ is nhoque written gnocchi in Italian?
@@geemcd Singular form is "gnocco" and the plural form is "gnocchi" according to wikipedia.
3:13 "there's nothing to shoot in this level because you have no gun."
Game logic.
As a brazilian fan, I really loved this video Civvie. I'm sorry you had to go through this pain but it certainly was entertaining. Also, hearing you butcher the pronunciation of Varginha every single time and outright refusing to try and pronounce São Tomé was gold hahaha
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time we take matters into our own hands. Me must storm The Correctional Facility and free Civvie (and possibly Katie) from this torment.
Katie is a war criminal. Katie will unleash hell upon our world. She must be contained
Wait, what Correctional Facility? You mean a Gearbox blacksite?
Only if we get to euthanize Cancer Mouse with the most extreme prejudice.
Of course we gotta free Katie. Who else is gonna edit Civvie's videos?
We’re gonna have to use COD tactics though. The Correctional Facility knows too much about retro FPS games
I can't make important conspiracy theories without my buddy Superfly
As someone who'd never played Daikatana, the first time I ever heard that name was like a year ago at an old job.
Hearing the name Superfly in 2019 without having ever played the game, lemme tell ya, is the funniest thing I've ever heard uttered in a sentence unironically.
@@ScopeOperaSam you live a pathetic life
@@KeksimusMaximus I can imagine hearing the name Superfly in real life would be a highlight. I lost my shit when I met someone with the name of Barbeque.
@@KeksimusMaximus >Has one crappy video
>Lives in Russia
>Makes chud comments
"You have a pathetic life"
Ironic.
Hi
that ending cinematic, especially with the music, was genuinely beautiful. up until the comic sans.
as a brazilian, that lives in Rio de janeiro, and has visited São Paulo a number of times, i can sat that the levels you play in these areas, such as the subway, the destroyer and others, are quite accurate, if the game were made a couple years late, it would be better.
This game is an amalgamation of every major bad game Civvie has played thus far.
The ugly urban settings, with all the bad design choices (like the game punishing you for opening fire at civilians) of Tekwar and Robocop, and the engine quirks from the former.
The bad controls and buggy, unstable nature of Island Peril.
The weapons, atmosphere and visuals of Operation: Bodycount.
The plot and the ugly CGI cutscenes of Corridor 7.
The awful dialogue, bad mission design and... crypticness... of KREED.
The 0 health bug and the hitscan nightmare AI from SHOGO, Blood 2 and Aliens: Colonial Marines.
It also saw some degree of profit thanks to Russia... just like Postal 3 and Corkscrew Rules.
God almighty...
Holy shit you're right
Makes you appreciate the good FPS games, especially the legendary ones from 2001.
And then it tops it all off with fucking comic sans, it’s like the sprinkles of corn on a turd
Postal 3 and Corkscrew Rules were never popular in Russia, to be honest. Postal 2, however, r definitely was.
But hey, it's made on my country
KIDS: Can we have some X-COM?
Mom: We got X-COM at home.
X-COM at home:
Ooof, Im gonna need some ice for that burn.
This game makes X-Com Enforcer look like Doom, and The Bureau look like Half-Life.
Oh wow, so THIS game is where they got the inspiration for The Bureau...
@Manek Iridius Hot and correct take.
Pro postal: brain damaged when civvie?
Maybe when it comes out
7:45 I just have to appreciate how well spaced and placed each of these pieces of box cover art are as they're listed off, seeming to become ever more randomly thrown in while being methodically placed to completely blot out the screenshot just as "fucking Half-Life" returns. I dunno, it just makes my OCD purr like a cat.
When Cancer Mouse said he was in Biohackers, I was expecting he would be in Cuties at first.
Cancer mouse 🐁👌
Yeah, so did I. Weird.
@@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 its the only Netflix thing I have heard of recently
This was the only fun part of the video for me. I respect CV11 for transforming his masochism into a job because i did not enjoy seeing this game for 20minutes, so playing it for several hours, i can't imagine the pain...
@@luhwizz Shut it down.
I was not expecting to see Civvie playing a BRAZILIAN GAME, meu amigo que dia!
Me neither, not in a Brazilian years.
é nóis caralho
Imagina eu que acabei de chegar de varginha, abri o CZcams e eis o vídeo
Meu redditeiro favorito soltou video, bora macaquear
Caralho nem sabia que tinha outros br na fanbase do Civvie mano
As a Brazilian who had contact with some of the underground gamedev scene since I was born (although I was a baby and a barely conscious child at the time), this game was made and released in a perfect storm of a mess.
I don't have any info on it, but here's some big picture context:
1. Brazil would always get new tech late in the 90s - like 2-4 years late.
2. Back then, a lot of coders and people who played the latest games and knew computers would get most of their stuff out of BBSs and later, the internet. This of course made things exclusive to Uber nerds.
3. Out of those Uber nerds, half wouldn't know English, some would never learn english, few could understand a few words, and even fewer could actually understand things and pass info and knowledge forward. So the very few Uber nerds that COULD get something done were probably teaching people or becoming the first professors in universities (which was the wrong way to go). To clarify, English knowledge makes all the difference when without it all you get is outdated/obsolete info and knowledge.
4. Early gamedev teams didn't care for the word "game design". Out of all of the late 90s and early 00s teams I've met or heard about (as a kid), none had a game designer or ever mentioned the term.
Not surprisingly, every game I played from here, except extremely rare exceptions, were very....complicated.
Not only that, most companies were tied to contracts with publishers and some other company (like a license holder) - which was common everywhere back then - but the budgets were low for even small scopes, so deadlines were unrealistic as fuck. Being Uber nerds, those devs were crunching every day without even knowing that was a thing.
Seeing what I saw (my father had a gamedev company here, which I grew up with some contact with), it's s bit of a miracle that any games got released in our barren, hostile and bizarre environment. If this game was about being a gamedev in the 90s, it would've been spot on.
PS: Just to keep clear, I'm not defending this shitstorm in videogame form! I'm just rather fascinated how the shitstorm of the "scene" and environment resulted in shitstorm creations.
I believe the monkey-things are a 90s characterization of chupacabras, that were also en vogue in the late 90s! Sunday television and daytime TV in Brazil had a brief time that everyone was waaaaaay into cryptids and the supernatural. I don't even know why.
I read the notification as “The Viagra Incident” and choked on my drink
It's funny how most people read it as _vagina,_ yet your brain said _Viagra._ I think there's something Freudian in that.
UnitSe7en I’m just built different
Well, at least the drink wasn’t too hard for you to swallow.
Hey, those "Monkey Things" were probably meant to be Chupacabras! 97 had a lot of Chupacabra sightings in Brazil and Latin America. I don't know if I'm remembering correctly or creating fake memories, but I think I read some PC Magazine at the time that mentioned Chupacabras in the game. I remember this game being a kind of big deal around here at the time. Brazilian games came a long way from then.
Most likely.
Oh, Chupacabras... there's a Russian TV channel called RenTV, they make a tonnes of crappy conspiracy theories which are not connected between each other. They also used that Chupacabra meme so hard it became a meme in Russia and few other russian-speaking countries (Kazakhstan, Belarus, Ukraine).
Fun fact: the metro map is actually, with it's own limitations, really accurate to the Red Line Sé station
Look up this case, it really happened back in 1996. It got national coverage.
10:36 TFW u realize this Rocket launcher is more effective than both of Blood 2's Rocket Launchers.
Nevermind that, it's more efficient than Black Mesa rocket launcher.
i'm so proud of cancer mouse
he's finally moving up in the world
This is the first Civvie 11 video I've seen, so that bit was extremely bizarre. Who is Cancer Mouse? Why do we care about his Netflix gig? What does his presence imply about the sections of the video around him?
@@timothymclean cancer mouse is an allegory for ultra right-wing speakers and how Civvie feels about them.
@@timothymclean just like all character's in Civvie's videos, none of them have any real context besides some basic personalities. we really dont know anything about any of them, and yet Civvie behaves like he knows them well, that's part of the fun.
Cancer mouse is just the character we are supposed to love hating, he always pesters Civvie about irrelevent topics, intrudes in his videos in an attempt to be educational and "child friendly"
@@RobMustDie482 Which feels odd, because I wasn't aware "Hollywood is full of gross, disgusting, greedy perverts" was some kind of controversial, partisan issue ... versus being just a basic fact of life that people on both sides of the political spectrum (with even the smallest amount of knowledge of the depth of Hollywood sleaziness) could agree on...
But if it IS some kind of hot topic of political debate, then I'd personally rather NOT be on whatever side people like Harvey Weinstein and his ilk are occupying, thanks a bunch.
I love it when the physics is tied to the cpu speed.
Love it when devs take shortcuts that don't future-proof their games. Back in the 80's and 90's, new computers were getting consistently more powerful. People STILL tie important game functions to framerate, which is terrible.
Reminds me of Fallout 76. Character speed is tied to the framerate, which is just what you want in an online game where people have different framerates...
As a Brazilian, I I can confirm that this voice acting is "Top Notch"
Seriously though I sincerely apologize for my country having created this
"Os soldados pegaram a nossa nave, você tem que encontra-la!"
-Alien
This game is amazing
Translation to english.
"The soldiers took our ship, you must find it"
Thanks dude, funny aliens speaking Portuguese
Brasileiro e foda kkkkkk
@@Guitar-Dog kkkkk Portuguese is the best
Varginha has a nasal pronounciation in the “nha” like Lasagna.
Just a curiosity for non-native speakers. Keep going, you talented sonavabietch
Ver ele falando verdjin-ra é legal demais ajahhashs
So its pronounced Vagina?
@@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 almost
@@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 close, but no cigar...
It’s pronounced Virginia but with an A instead of an I.
Finally, I have been waiting for 13 years for someone play this "game" through, and show the ending. Thank You!
Civvie: "Every moment is suffering and confusion and regretting every choice in my life..."
Caleb: "Victims. Aren't we all?"
Eh, Civvie's rambling kinda reminded me of this quote, dunno why this line specifically.
He has a shit-ton of Patrons tho. There are certainly worse alternatives for income.
@@nomad_boreal Civvie doesn't get payed! The money goes to the facility that's keeping him. #FREECIVVIE
You can’t escape TNT Evilution forever.
Edit: he released this video but not TNT. 🤔
He already did TNT, he explained why he's not doing a full video on it at the beginning of his Doom 3 video.
DrSylvestreMatuschka I know. He should upload it anyway, no one cares if he thinks the vid sucks. Most of us still want to see it.
fuck tnt. master levels for doom 2 is where it's at.
Think he also said he cant hide from it forever in that same video, if I'm remembering correctly.
Yes he can.
FINALMENTE CHEGOU NOSSA CHANCE DE BRILHAR
Nossa mano, vc por aqui
E NOIS IRMAO
?
I think the US gov't licensed this game for use in Guantanamo
A Boomer Shooter from Brazil? That sold well in Russia?
*Well, now I HAVE seen everything.*
That somehow the US army got it's hands on it? It seems odd, really odd? Is there is something they aren't telling us?
Seeing Maxis, Pandemic, Visceral and Westwood's logos makes me sad.
Oh hey roachdoggjr. Have you seen the green cumulon?
@@PinkBunnyCorporation Yes, and it was glorious
No joke: some ufo enthusiasts built an ufoport in São Tomé das Letras. This city also host another brazilian alien called Bilu. Bilu was interviewed by a brazilian tv channel.
His words to making are: "simply, you should search for knowledge".
I think that the only conspiracy is that the government wanted better computers so they could play Half Life so they showed screenshots of this game to their bosses and passed it off as a simulator. They then told them they needed 1337 gaming rigs to play it, otherwise it would crash. Then they played a lot of Half Life.
Oh no, is that the UFO from Brazil game oh no yes it is.
Only way I know about this thing is Marphitimus Blackimus.
Why, Civvie?
Love your new vegas build videos.
@@MadIvano Appreciated!
Ah yes
Brazil's very own roswell incident
Yes but operation prata also happened here and oh god
@@valletas aliens have a thing for Brazil
Recently they've crashed in the city of pau grande
@@Altulegio They must've wanted some of that "big wood", eh?
*_cricket noises_*
@Zoomer Waffen They could start with you 👌
I used to play this with my dad when I was lil', and I LOVED It!
Guess my surprise to find out years later that it was a Brazilian game?
...You know, with me bein' a Brazilian and all.
And no, I didn't even noticed the Portuguese everywhere!
Really wish I could play it again with none of the hassle...
I love that whenever you go off on a conspiratorial rant, music from Oliver Stone's JFK plays.
That 'Varginha' pronunciation is... amazing
'vargeen' lol
at least civvie is finally recognizing our superior (?) game making skills.
By the end of the video he pronounces it like "vagina" lol
its funny because the subway in são paulo looks exactly like that
pretty accurate
I was surprised to how acurate that level is
2:08
"Your target is at 350 degrees, 15 miles"
Interesting. I'd heard US Air Force vets claim that nautical miles, not kilometers, are the standard in every air force except Russia's, and it seems Civvie's translator backs that claim up
I'm brazilian, been 3 years i follow your videos and man, i had a good time watching this, i dont even knew abut this game existence. Thanks for having suffering for me. lol
The ending is a visual representation of the word: Yesn't
Well yes, but actually no.
As a brazilian, can confirm we have aliens, but they now live on the state of Acre with dinosaurs, it's like turok there.
What, disappointing?
Speaking of which, Whens Civvie gonna do a PRO Turok video?
@@wierdsnake
I'm sure he'd adore the proliferation of hitscan enemies attacking from outside the draw distance in the first game.
Inclusive o game deve ta sendo lançado la, mês que vem
For the 2020 rerelease: "Every moment is suffering."
Zerg rushing soldiers with garbage pathfinding?
suicidal civilians?
arbitrary goals and fail states?
Why does this game feel like the bedrock inspiration for Payday 2?
"Seek knowledge"
- The Varginha's E.T.
Also know as E.T "Bilu"
The game reminds me of the 1990s FPS War in Heaven :D
Maybe Civvie boss is gonna play that later, too :)
that one was E.T. Bilu, man
They are the same
@@arthurcarneirolopes6383 that's racism😂😂
this game is like brazil, things are janky or straight up broken
this game is actually a perfect depiction of Brazil
Bilu, é vc?
Satanás? É você, Satanás?
Well, at least Brazilian metal is awesome
@@LuccaZa Isso, isso, isso...
2:26 despite the background being blurry, I actually dig that visual. It is only a picture of hills but it looks like you could go an explore there and sells the environment really well. It reminds me of actual places like that in the countryside of UK.
"dangerous to try to rub [carmack] out" "do you run out of kleenex, toilet paper, and paper towels at the same time?"
this was all I got out of the video and I'm scared
OMG Alien Anarchy, this game is somewhat infamous here in Hungary.
Áh igen, a fekete lemez, a vietnámi háborús box art, és nincs hang
Goooo oooon.
OTT MEGY EGY ISTENVERTE FÖLDÖNKÍVÜLI AZ ÚTON ÉS A SOFŐR TOVÁBB MEGY?!?! MI ZAJLIK ITT?!?!?!?!?!?
Hey Civvie. I´m Brazilian and I can atest for sure that the Varginha Incident is true. So true that the alien became our current president.
Bolsonaro até se parece um pouco com o Alien
Espera até ele descobrir sobre o ET Bilu
LMAO
@Tom Garcia Busquem comer cimento
Never felt more proud of something from my country that made it overseas.
I'm Brazilian and it's hard to believe this game is a thing man, gaming in Brazil is so expensive that it's sad.
Civvie , welcome to Brasil
it´s like hotel california though
We are never leaving
I love the "look up a joke about Brazilian culture, Katie" bar on the graph at 8:15 .
Bojack Horseman also has a lot of those jokes, where you write someone's instructions instead of what the instructions ask.
"Finally realizing that everything isn't going to be okay, and that humanity is going to destroy itself, and that's probably for the best." - CV11
My new motto
A wonderful documentary about this true incident was recently made called "Moment of Contact"
When cancer mouse said he had a netflix role I swear to god I thought you were gonna make a Cuties jab
"The grenades are kind of janky... ...Came out near Half-Life."
That tracks.
HL1 grenades flew like water balloons
@@nomad_boreal SOLID water balloons
Damn, great job commentating dude! This, is what I call a “CZcamsr”. I normally don’t even watch videos like this but you held my attention from the moment the video started. Now, I’ll be looking into this incident even more now. Thanks for the time you invested into producing this content for us.
The forgotten concept of the vertical view self-levelling was called "lookspring." Turok 1 had it on permanently (so you have to fight the controls to look up and down) and even if you turned it off in Turok 2 the view would self-level if you moved.
Yep, Civvie turning into Alex Jones at the end of the video makes me think this is the straw that broke the camel's back.
Civvie is finally embracing his boomer destiny