I tried to create the perfect dynasty to rule Brittannia... and failed miserably.
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- čas přidán 8. 05. 2022
- CK3 is renowned for trying to create the perfect heir through the use of eugenics. We're trying to get beautiful, genius, herculean and more! ALL OF THE POSITIVE TRAITS! Along the way we try to conquer the Empire of Britannia for this race of super humans to rule over! I mean, sure it collapsed into civil war, but for a second there it looked really promising!
This is how I tried to create the perfect dynasty to rule Brittannia... and failed miserably.
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Don't feel bad, Laith. Her Majesty ensured your failure so that you could not make a monarch so glorious as she, that's all. Happens to the best of us.
Are you the Spiffing Brit?
God save the Queen!
@@harrypjotr4075 LOLOL
@@olafharoldsonnii4713 what's funny
@@couldbeanybody2508 probably a troll laughing at the queen's death
How is it that someone can both be so knowledgeable about a game and simultaneously not understand half of what is happening. This game hits different
You're first mistake was trusting the French. In this game the French are hardcoded to betray their allies at every turn.
_and_ split up while they're at it
@@x_croner In one of my games the Robertines somehow ended up in Croatia
I, Rogal Dorn, can indeed confirm that French in this will choose so called "Italian strategy". French king was friend of my so called "Chad" and helped him on every front. Then, my heir came to throne with exact same traits and French did so called Italian. My fortifications have worked mind you, because it's me, Rogal Dorn, however the aftertaste of French doing Italian hurt me greatly.
@@rogaldorn9178 Dorn? What are you doing here? I thought you died on that Chaos ship?
@@ClawedAsh I, Rogal Dorn, got over it
that was fun for the most part, but the ending was just painful to watch so many bad decisions and completely avoidable problems 🤕
You lost wales because of confederate partition. It will always create new titles regardless on succession, and you had plenty of land for the kingdom of wales
Laith: Heavy Amounts of Debt
-13
Me: Heavy Amounts of Debt
-2500
Could've set your wife as your kids' guardian. The genius trait and learning skill help develop their lifestyle traits, also you can choose to change their faith to their guardian's faith. Insular Christianity allows for multiple marriages but I don't think you can interact with the pope though.
Laith you sure are a unique individual CK3 is certainly a game where you can do the most foul things possible and still conquer the entire world
I noticed your channel banner also mentions a will. Who is this will character?
IDK
He dwells within the iceberg
He's Joe
Prob behind the scenes guy
just a FYI, some cultures, like Irish, have cultural perks that allow polygamy even if the religion doesn't, and if you marry everyone you wanna marry at once, you can solve the problem of after the first wife being limited to your culture group/polygamous faiths
The easiest way I've found to form Britannia as Alfred is to get the August trait, get a papal claim on Mercia to form England then the welsh will just submit as will most of Scotland once the Danes all dealt with.
if you want the traits of Queen Elizabeth & her family you need to go for these ones: Wrathful, Vengeful, Greedy Scaly , Robust, Matriarch, Familial Kinslayer, Profligate, Inbred, Disputed Heritage,
Don’t forget sayyid
And cannibalistic!
"We are in heavy amounts of debt" -13 lol
So, is that Ulm trip coming up?
Statistically Alabama doesn’t have that high of an incest rate as a matter of fact there’s 15 other states that have much higher rates of incest; now you might be curious as to which state has the most and it’s what you would consider incest so it tends to flip between West Virginia due to their very isolated communities or Kentucky.
Kentucky fried step pussy.
-alabama resident
@@hayden0509 actually I’m Californian which is arguably worse
The Blue Fugates of Kentucky, look them up
Ah yes, only if Aelswith died so fast in The Last Kingdom as well 😂😂😂
The fact that you made a failed dynasty during this era, mean you just made the perfect dynasty to rule Britannia.
"Is everyone going to raid me now??"
Welcome to England
I did something like this in CK2. What you need to do is create Cadet branches of your dynasty, that may mean that there's a huge, quick granddaughter married to the son of the HRE but it gives you more options for marriage down the line.
Been there brother. Those wars all coming at once are fucking soul destroying haha.
An intelligent daughter and a genius son....i hope this doesn’t go where i think it will
my games start with traits and keeping it in the family:) love your vids:)
We should give a special hand to Pope Sugar Daddy I for keeping this going as long as he did
underrated bri'ish person
Never stop playing this game
This pretty much sums up why I’m so careful about counting counties in my expansions, sense unless you get super late into the game it’s always confederate partition
''Laith invents Eugenics 1000 years early''
I threw my game right when I turned feudal lol
Never thought I'd see rami malek playing ck3 but here we are
And it was all going so well…
You should send this game to Zieley😂
Glad i'm not the only one that plays ck at 100 mph
I just realised you guy hit 100K I guess the Ulm trip is coming 😂
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@@chwww87 Olá
Love how nearly every instance of you saying "this is going great" or smth similar is displayed on screen lmao
3:55 in fairness, I've long maintained that ck3 infants should be identified on a spectrum from 'bean' to 'potato,' rather than traditional gender.
Lethe learned the pain of succession crisis :P
Is the Epirus or Aachen series getting another part?
Of course London was the first title he gave away 💀
lol Nice plug in there. 🌺💛
2:50 gives away Löndön...
I'm literally sat in my room at durham uni watching this so seeing your top was odd for me
I assume you don't play lots of CK3, but taking the land in Scotland would have been fine upon succession because the Kingdom of Alba already existed.
That's correct, as succession cannot cause the usurping of titles
Funny seeing im not the only one who actually names them bastard :P
hold on when is Laith going to Ulm? i hope i can be there
Fail especially when could’ve easily one the wars you lost
Laith to a 16 yo girl: "You are too old"
2:50 he straight up gives away London. And for why
Nice vid but what's with the carnival music... Lmao
Have another crack at it
As an Anglo-Saxon? Gross.
I'd much rather see you try to save this game. It's a lot more interesting when there's massive ups and downs.
Thanks for not picking Mississippi, m8
I love crusady king
I got pissed the moment he gave away Lunden or London
Alfred's brother dies like 90% of the time.
Did you call your Templars in to your wars? Did you buy mercenaries?
Pax Brittanicum
Random points, but you can educate your kids and choose their focus to avoid those shitty outcomes!
The cross is supposed to be the Burgundian Cross, still the Spanish one I think.
Who is Will my good sir
Editing seems a bit off but overall a good video
What's with the new editing with random words being emphasized during the video?
It's weird.
Is it King John, the King of England who would had been the first and probably only Muslim British Royalty?
the things i found "funny" in this scenario is like most of the time he's gonna give you a good spot like intendant.
I like to think in this case your character just always gonna trashtalk the king evrytime he gonna donna do stuff like "remember when i was king guys? Time was so great, that would not happen if i was still there.. Just sayin' " 😏😂
Me every time i play
lul 100.000 supcriptions ur a good
should have disinherited some heirs with all the renown you didn't use
by the way landing your sons might not be that great of an idea, because landed characters can do schemes so they will inevitably do something stupid and you'll end up playing as your murderer kinslayer fornicator heir
Not landing them really pisses them off though and they can still scheme without territory pretty sure.
What landing all your children leads to is usually one of them not being the heir revolting against their heir sibling on succession.
But they are marked as a criminal once you detain them anyway so you get Kinslayer but you don't get as negative opinion.
Idk I never had problems with this. Educate all your kids into good christians, so you can send them to take vows as soon as your "optimal kid" is born. 😁 If you educated them you might even have a hook on them. On the chance they decline, you can still disinherit or plot. I managed to go from 867 up to unlocking primogeniture with only a single partition at the very beginning. And: daughters are great. Matrilineal marriage with 20+ martial guys, and youll always have great knights too; while they generate low risk dynasty members for marriages and getting rid of some titles from time to time.
How is that dude 0 in all stats? That should be impossible...
Hey Laith - you're extremely bad at this game, but here are some tips that you may find useful:
- You completely forgot about the third generic inheritable trait - Beautiful. It's a lot more useful than Herculean imo and it's pretty easy to find beautiful characters.
- Incest is almost never necessary in the first 2-3 generations of the game to gain traits, it could actually hurt your dynasty more than it helps. The only time when incest should be done is when you're further down the road and you have so many people of your dynasty who are great that it's easier just to marry them together. Generally avoid son - granddaughter or anything close like that even if it's for the memes. Also another situation where incest is a bit more acceptable is if you're part of a very small religion in a secluded part of the world.
- Sometimes, and by that I mean most of the time, the best strategy to keep your entire empire alive is to disinherit all but one son. You can still make them counts or dukes after, but it's a lot safer when your character gets into his 50s to disinherit everyone.
- Declaring a war every year for a different county is an extremely inefficient way to expand - either wait to gain the piety and religious status required to wage a bigger war for more land or make your priest claim everything while your armies build up and economy rebuilds and then press your claims.
- As soon as you marry someone make sure to start a romance scheme and try your best to get it - there's a high possibility that if you don't do it you're gonna get cucked by some loser character with 0 traits and your heir is gonna be a fraud.
- Once you get a grand title like an empire or kingdom you should immediately see in the alerts tab a few vassalization options for neighboring rulers - do it instead of waging war.
- The intrigue focus is kinda useless for what you're doing there, 99% of the time you'll do just fine romancing your wife with Diplomacy or Stewardship focus and they'll help you so much more in generating money and preventing revolts and wars. Also the events for Diplomacy are so much better than the Intrigue ones.
I also have an interesting challenge for you - can you become a Paragon of Christianity with the Sayyid trait (blood of Muhammad)?
Can Christian characters get the Sayidd trait? I married my heir to a woman with Sayidd and Beautiful traits but none of his kids inherited the Sayidd trait.
@@undeadwarrior88 I think it's a patrilineal trait so only by a matrilineal marriage can they inherit it.
Why do you surrender when you could've white peaced so many times
I cringe so hard at the fact that you're so afraid of The Northmen Army that you actually pay them to go away only for them to bother you 5 years later. They're literally a joke. Their 8k army consist out of 7.2k levies and the rest are men at arms. Most of the time they naval invade independently of each other and if you're quick enough you can stack wipe one of them since they have a disembark penalty. Do that or get some good commanders, allies and man at arms at your disposal. They are not that hard to beat jeez 🤣🤣🤣
There are parts of England (Islamic communities) with higher rates of incest than anywhere in America. The reality is that Western cultures usually have almost no incest whatsoever, and even the areas of America that are commonly joked about having incest have virtually none. Rates sit at 0.1% or 0.2% in the 18 U.S. states where it even statistically occurs at all. Nations like Brazil, Israel, Japan, and India are near the top internationally with rates of 2%. Incest is usually driven by culture/religion (Islam/Judaism and the Middle East in general), poverty (Brazil), or genetic isolation (Japan). Idk, it's really just a tired joke to always use America as an example of incest when you could have just named some neighborhoods down the street from you in England that'll blow the entire South out of the competition. (I'm not hating I just don't think people really know this stuff)
man literally just started with a full dynasty legacy among other things bro that's just cheating it its much harder to get all those traits if u don't just cheat lol
and he fucked it up anyways. I'd say that rounds it out. Truly an achievement
A game where your dynasty is trashed when your heirs randomly decide to exercise their fantasies and just wander the earth and never come back to the comforts of your court. The game is POINTLESS because paradox is TOXIC to feedback and after years of criticism, have never fixed this pathetic gameplay 'mechanic'. Ahh yes time to hand out some titles, what all my heirs have fled to random courts. My primary heir, ahh he is here, but what no children, his wife has been wandering for years and cant be brought back. No MONEY for paradox DLC until this fix this.