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Its because we got a mass migration of Belgian refugees during the war, and around half of them remained here, with fears of the same thing happening again in the next war, but this time in their new homeland
UK: actually partakes in the war = -20% recruitable population Netherlands: Just chilling = -50% recruitable population Balanced, as all things should be
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland, they are Presbyterian. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you are English I recommend the Free Church of England. (Different from the Church of England)
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland, they are Presbyterian. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you are English I recommend the Free Church of England. (Different from the Church of England)
You know what would be a really good idea? HoI4 A-Z with all releasable nations. I am sure nobody has ever played every single releasable nation in Hearts of Iron IV from the letter A to the letter Z.
As a dutch person that loves playing the underdog in games, I love playing the Netherlands. Piling up forts and inundating the water lines, giving your soldiers 1500 defense is just fun. Seeing them kill germans 100 to 1 is too.
Even as an Indonesian. I really like the gigachad Wilhelmina path She's up there in tier of monarchs together with Mihai I of Romania and Hamengkubuwono IX of Yogyakarta
I just like to imagine the other allies just looking at the play that's happening in the north, where germans and the Dutch are just slaughtering each other to non existance
Small fact for annexing puppets: AFAIK foreign equipment doesn’t decrease autonomy when lend-leased, when you add it to the lend-lease the number in the bottom right corner doesn’t go up
Just in time. I was just sitting here thinking "gee, the day's half over in my time zone and I _still_ haven’t watched someone suffer while looking at a map yet!" And lo and behold, this video is posted.
@@Roy_787 Ja goh, je hoort alleen Nederlanders Nederlands spreken en vind dat de buitenlander het slechtste Nederlands spreekt van iedereen die je de taal hoorde spreken. Ga eens luisteren naar andere mensen die Nederlands niet als 1ste taal spreken, paasei. Blijf bij m'n standpunt dat je nog niet genoeg mensen Nederlands hebt horen spreken :)
@@JoshSweetvale nah sorry, Dutch is a failure of a language. Dunno where the money keeps coming from tho, probably just insanely lucky with the tulip investments
I played luxemburg and for some reason both england and germany decided to declare war on me, i resisted a 8 months long war thanks to my huge forts. Long live Luxemburg
how is this man, after so many years, still got enough sanity to create videos about hoi 4? this is truly showing how much isp has ascended past the realm of reality (or achieved max stats in the spectrum).
@@symphonicdevastation2461 I can't disagree with this, but let us also not forget confusing the occasional word for each other too. (Spin is Spider, and Sinaasappel is Orange)
ah yes we all remember in 1939 to 1947 when the great dutch empire singe handedly destroyed the facists and communinsts and saved us from the ravaging nazi's
Considering the population of the Netherlands was 8.8 million in 1940 and the casualties of this video came up to over 2.1 million, ISP managed to wipe out a quarter of the Dutch population
Autoplan do all the work for u but it's kill your manpower and equipment at the same time because your units start attacking every single tile at front of them under autoplan stuff
i made a watchlist of videos to watch while procrastinating. im currently 3hrs in and forgot i had a isp video in it. i was sat on the toilet. i hear a voice saying "timmy". i scream in agony. speaking of agony: i miss a2z
In this timeline, Anne Frank survived. Kaiser Wilhelm, wielding a wood axe: "HEY, CHAPLIN! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!" 12:00 HOLY ORANGE LIGHT OF GREED! You actually did it. 13:10 Your purpose was to make herbs and spices. (o h m y g o d) See also: Max Havelaar.
Notably you can maximize this further by going down the far right part of the focus tree slower. Keeping in the government you have at the beginning lets you construct faster, letting the Germans and British up the trade policy stuff themselves while you go grab the industry focuses since you have to wait for "Replace the Defeatest Government" anyway, and if you stick with the allies a little bit longer (ie not get Wilhelmism immediately) you get a free Belgium and Luxemborg; after getting Belgium and Luxemborg you can the grab Wilhelmism and leave the allies.
The 1.1 million is an interesting statistic. Seeing that the total casualties IRL were about 300,000 - 350,000 civillians and military/naval/airforce combined.
Aight since Hoi A-Z has been finished for a while and u have had time to recover from the damage done, I’m waiting for CK3 A-Z where ya play every single starting leader (definitely will not cause pain)
I remember doing this achievement and right before 1946 the ai naval invaded me as I took my troops off my ports to cap Germany (I just needed to take Vienna). 5 hours of grinding just wasted 😞
9:43 something about you flirting with historical leaders while their picture remains default and unflinching is something quite humorous to see, ima be fr LOOOL
You should of played this game with ironman on. There is literally an achievement for the Dutch to survive until 1945 with out losing a single core state.
That intro made me realise that, at some point in the not-too-distant future, there are going to be people watching these videos that don't know what HOI4 A2Z was.
Uh, personally when i did that i held holland only to prevent getting too much casualities, stretching the german supplies into an airzone with friendly AA to cas their supplies to the ground and alos use the flooded terrain defence bonus that you have with one focus. Your is effective too but damn the casualities you get by holding the entire country xD
The mocking of the netherlands is like, we do our own thing, you do your thing, we mock each other harmlessly (I think) for doing it differently and laugh at it, I had quite a laugh at you pronouncing noordoostpolder, 90% chance I only typed half of what I meant to say
I haven't played HOI4 in so long I've no clue what Wilhelminism does. Yet. And as it turns out it turns the all Germans into Swamp-Germans. 10/10 Dutch wet dream
Pretty good dutch game, I like how ISP doesn't care about the Dutch East Indies; historically the Dutch would say: "East Indies lost, disaster born". But ISP kept to Europe to take germany first
1.1 million would be around 1/8th of the country, the total population of the Netherlands was almost 9 million before the war started. If you add that to the estimated 70 million Indonesians that would've fought under the Dutch flag as well, it's not all that bad.
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I don’t remember HOI4 A to Z. It’s been so long. You should do it again to refresh our memories
Yeah same, he should do this!
I agree, what even is A to Z?
What's an a to z sounds cool he should do it
ahahahah laughing in aliens
Hoi4 all releaseable nations z to a
My favorite part about Dutchland is that they suffer worse debuffs than any other nation by just watching WWI even though they weren't involved.
Its because we are very emphatic people =p
Its because we got a mass migration of Belgian refugees during the war, and around half of them remained here, with fears of the same thing happening again in the next war, but this time in their new homeland
@@TonyDootjes ja toooch
UK: actually partakes in the war = -20% recruitable population
Netherlands: Just chilling = -50% recruitable population
Balanced, as all things should be
I’m sorry Dutchland???
ISP is that man Who takes a break from Pain to feel a little bit more Pain, what a madman
@Adolfizzz0 I remember it too...
nah ISP is the imposter, Isorrorproductions is the real one
@@cc0767 isorrow is a time-travelling pretender and ISP is obviously the original from the true timeline
Either masochist or his mind broke from hoi4
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland, they are Presbyterian.
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you are English I recommend the Free Church of England.
(Different from the Church of England)
Wilhelmina, after finishing Wilhelmism, gets Wilhelm as a puppet in Wilhelmshaven. Wilhelmania
But at peace. They(German Empire)will be free
@@naoyanaraharjo4693 More like... under new management...
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN WILHELMANIA RUNS WILD ON EUROPE BROTHERRRRRR
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland, they are Presbyterian.
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you are English I recommend the Free Church of England.
(Different from the Church of England)
@@bluejaycalledmor🐪
You know what would be a really good idea? HoI4 A-Z with all releasable nations. I am sure nobody has ever played every single releasable nation in Hearts of Iron IV from the letter A to the letter Z.
true
Letter Z, well is certainly… discredited
I think he already did a video doing releasable nations, but it would be cool if he did hoi4 A-Z including the releasable nations
John Parker 117 is doing this in a series called “Wheel of Nations.”
E
If isp is gonna ever have a son, his name would definetly be timmy
Gravy baby*
bold of you to assume a women wants him
@@omgaddad5596 bold of you to assume it's a woman he wants
And his pseudonym would be big bite
Yes
As a dutch person that loves playing the underdog in games, I love playing the Netherlands. Piling up forts and inundating the water lines, giving your soldiers 1500 defense is just fun. Seeing them kill germans 100 to 1 is too.
Patatjuh
Even as an Indonesian. I really like the gigachad Wilhelmina path
She's up there in tier of monarchs together with Mihai I of Romania and Hamengkubuwono IX of Yogyakarta
I just like to imagine the other allies just looking at the play that's happening in the north, where germans and the Dutch are just slaughtering each other to non existance
You should start a ck3 A_Z playing every culture (culture head) and maybe in the end pick your top 10 culture or cultural traditions
a victoria ll version
>top 10 cultures
Uh oh
Small fact for annexing puppets: AFAIK foreign equipment doesn’t decrease autonomy when lend-leased, when you add it to the lend-lease the number in the bottom right corner doesn’t go up
ratio
@@playaboutpatforms2709 counter-ratio
@@yesirm1713 who r u
1:56 “War is coming! Quick, elect a defeatist!”
2:02 Fun fact, in Dutch hoi means hello... Hoi4 all of you guys
That isnt even the right word tho just slang
@@Kevin-fj3ff if there is something that tem ever taught me, means that you're wrong
The Dutch conquered the seas surely they can withstand a bunch of angrier dutch people invading their lands
"It was pretty fun until the Allies ruined my game"
Every HOI4 playthrough ever
uh oh. funny man is enduring pain again.
Just in time. I was just sitting here thinking "gee, the day's half over in my time zone and I _still_ haven’t watched someone suffer while looking at a map yet!" And lo and behold, this video is posted.
@@dexterwilliams2520 i too, love watching the funniest internet man die on the inside further everyday.
As a Dutch myself im impressed by your level of speaking Dutch. Keep it up!
@@Roy_787 nee joh! Hoe kom je daar bij?
Voor een buitenlander is het niet slecht.
@@Roy_787 you haven't heard much Dutch then apparently :P
@@Roy_787 Ja goh, je hoort alleen Nederlanders Nederlands spreken en vind dat de buitenlander het slechtste Nederlands spreekt van iedereen die je de taal hoorde spreken.
Ga eens luisteren naar andere mensen die Nederlands niet als 1ste taal spreken, paasei.
Blijf bij m'n standpunt dat je nog niet genoeg mensen Nederlands hebt horen spreken :)
"Buitenlanders spreken Nederlands met een buitenlands accent" ahahhahaha!
Bedankt voor het bevestigen van mijn punt met dit antwoord.
Groetjes
Dutch is just a German guy who speaks fluent English getting absolutely hammered and trying to speak both languages at the same time
And _succeeding_ while making lots of money.
@@JoshSweetvale nah sorry, Dutch is a failure of a language. Dunno where the money keeps coming from tho, probably just insanely lucky with the tulip investments
And getting filthy rich while doing so
@@polishmapper5968 How can you get mad about a language lol
@@polishmapper5968 how is a language a “failure”?
I played luxemburg and for some reason both england and germany decided to declare war on me, i resisted a 8 months long war thanks to my huge forts. Long live Luxemburg
I love that entrenchment is just "dig up the centre of the earth"
“Timmy, I’ve got a devious plan.”
I would follow anyone, who starts with that, to the ends of this world!
how is this man, after so many years, still got enough sanity to create videos about hoi 4? this is truly showing how much isp has ascended past the realm of reality (or achieved max stats in the spectrum).
He has made the spectrum 4D
@@barackahilt8595 He is the spectrum. MY man created the word to describe himself.
As someone who is learning Dutch. I can confirm the level of similarity to English is making me feel like Duolingo is trolling me
I have accidentally swapped apple and appel so many times
@@AlmostUselessPenguin I feel that. My phone has started to recognize words and I have to double check words like apple or like cat now.
Just learn afrikaans like a chad. It's easier than dutch, and dutch people can understand you.
Dutch just sounds like an English speaking saying what they think German sounds like while also having a massive phlegm problem
@@symphonicdevastation2461 I can't disagree with this, but let us also not forget confusing the occasional word for each other too.
(Spin is Spider, and Sinaasappel is Orange)
ah yes we all remember in 1939 to 1947 when the great dutch empire singe handedly destroyed the facists and communinsts and saved us from the ravaging nazi's
bro ww2 ended in 1945 and the Dutch were conquered and communists still exist
@@naifalshemissie Sorry but did you actually watch the video? Because then you might understand.
@@CastleAviation yeah i did regret saying this i thought i was in another video but i clicked on this instead im sorry for my mistake lol.
@@naifalshemissie no worrys mate lol
69 like 🎉🎉🎉
Considering the population of the Netherlands was 8.8 million in 1940 and the casualties of this video came up to over 2.1 million, ISP managed to wipe out a quarter of the Dutch population
Wilhelmina achieved what Mr. Schmitler could only dream about 10/10 dutch living room.
Being Dutch, I can tell you this is historically accurate. We call it Greater Noordoostpolder.
Still waiting for the Slovakia game to complete A to Z
We need it Isorrows
It's technically not a country until like 1990
@@highping5137 Technically it exists in the game if you do “Fate of Czechoslovakia” as Germany
This is why old focus trees need to be updated. There should be an option for Kaiser Germany to turn Netherlands into Wilhelm as well.
im a dutchman and your dutch inpressions are simply hilarious XD
1 million casualties is brutal. That's literally 1/8th their WW2 population
Autoplan do all the work for u but it's kill your manpower and equipment at the same time because your units start attacking every single tile at front of them under autoplan stuff
i made a watchlist of videos to watch while procrastinating. im currently 3hrs in and forgot i had a isp video in it. i was sat on the toilet. i hear a voice saying "timmy". i scream in agony.
speaking of agony: i miss a2z
The population of the Netherlands in 1940 was only 8.82 million, so 1.1 million casualties is pretty brutal.
He recruited from the colonies so the majority of those 1.1 were probably Indonesians.
The border region is the Rurh which is the most crucial German area as it's home to most of their weapons manufacturing.
As a dutch person i have a legal obligement, G E K O L I N I S E E R D.
i am thurughly amused by the way we get stereotyped
In this timeline, Anne Frank survived.
Kaiser Wilhelm, wielding a wood axe: "HEY, CHAPLIN! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!"
12:00 HOLY ORANGE LIGHT OF GREED! You actually did it.
13:10 Your purpose was to make herbs and spices. (o h m y g o d) See also: Max Havelaar.
bpooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Your Dutch is better than expected
He says it like a Dane. But I’m glad he acknowledges our goblin language
I was expecting German so I am happy with Danish
@@davek5178 That’s most peoples instinct when they see a silly looking Germanic word
“Surviving from impending doom from the germans with hungry soldiers that have no boots and have the famine”
Made easier using the “Cheat in Ironman” mod that not only allows you to get achievements but gives you an op national spirit
@Queen spam elsewhere
@Adolfizzz0 Charles Dickens?
Notably you can maximize this further by going down the far right part of the focus tree slower. Keeping in the government you have at the beginning lets you construct faster, letting the Germans and British up the trade policy stuff themselves while you go grab the industry focuses since you have to wait for "Replace the Defeatest Government" anyway, and if you stick with the allies a little bit longer (ie not get Wilhelmism immediately) you get a free Belgium and Luxemborg; after getting Belgium and Luxemborg you can the grab Wilhelmism and leave the allies.
The 1.1 million is an interesting statistic. Seeing that the total casualties IRL were about 300,000 - 350,000 civillians and military/naval/airforce combined.
Aight since Hoi A-Z has been finished for a while and u have had time to recover from the damage done, I’m waiting for CK3 A-Z where ya play every single starting leader (definitely will not cause pain)
2:01 we Dutch always greet like this. If we don't, you are in Belgium speaking to a Flemish speaker.
as a dutch person myself i laughed so many times at this vid
Being named Timmy was a blessing for this channel and this channel only
This Timmy agrees ;)
10:44 Lost Generation 2 electric boogaloo
When you see the Dutch in the title you know its a good video! ;)
Are you secretly dutch ISP? That’s some perfect dutch you’re speaking
I remember doing this achievement and right before 1946 the ai naval invaded me as I took my troops off my ports to cap Germany (I just needed to take Vienna). 5 hours of grinding just wasted 😞
9:43 something about you flirting with historical leaders while their picture remains default and unflinching is something quite humorous to see, ima be fr LOOOL
You should of played this game with ironman on. There is literally an achievement for the Dutch to survive until 1945 with out losing a single core state.
But he did lose one.
@@AlbertAlbertB. One tile is not a core state
but i think this one if not core state but core tile, so he lost one.
Probably he already has it
Stuff that doesn’t take hours? Doesn’t everything in HOI4 take hours?
"ive attached a bulldozer blade to my tanks, it give entrenchment, i dont care if they function as tanks i just want them to dig my trenches"
Fun fact about isp:this is the 667th videos uploaded, meaning that we have successfully advanced past hell itself!
When ISP calls us gravy timmys, I want to gravy all over his face
“Cheese, weed, and Wooden shoes-garbellaggbeballa”
-ISorrowproductions
That intro made me realise that, at some point in the not-too-distant future, there are going to be people watching these videos that don't know what HOI4 A2Z was.
ISP has actually been stuck in a cycle of playing HOI4 since the end of A-Z. It's truly terrifying.
Uh, personally when i did that i held holland only to prevent getting too much casualities, stretching the german supplies into an airzone with friendly AA to cas their supplies to the ground and alos use the flooded terrain defence bonus that you have with one focus. Your is effective too but damn the casualities you get by holding the entire country xD
The video we’ve all been waiting for
You should do a to z of every province of the world,it sounds nice🙂👍
i love how the tags are #hoi4 #dutch and #clogs
As a dutch person, i can confirm that 2:01 is how we say hello.
The name of Noordoostpolder is actually the best part of it all. The actual land itself, not so much..
I love watching this as a dutchman myself
12:37 At least the Mata Hari legacy is living on
No idea why but Dutch Iraq tickled the funny bone 🤣
DUTCH! IRAQ!
I must admit. Purple below had me laughing. I have failed my fellow dutchies.
As a Dutchman, I have never seen truer words spoken by anyone. I can testify that everything in this video said about the Dutch is correct.
Yes, especially that "oranje boven" means "purple below."
Let's all realize that the casualties of that war literally meant the death of a ninth of the population at the time.
As a Dutchman, I can confirm that all the words he claims are fake, are actually real words.
I live in Germany 10km from the Dutch border. After seeing this video I will never sleep in peace again. Glory to the Dutch protactorate of Weser Ems.
Just imagining a German who is suddenly Dutch (Just imagine a guy spinning around in a 1940s city Square while looking down on him, poor souls.).
iSorrow: 3:29 "How can you live with yourself"
Me who lives in Noordoostpolder: ...😢
The mocking of the netherlands is like, we do our own thing, you do your thing, we mock each other harmlessly (I think) for doing it differently and laugh at it, I had quite a laugh at you pronouncing noordoostpolder, 90% chance I only typed half of what I meant to say
“Skipidipobity skobopy skoopy, that means hi in Dutch! - Isorrow 2022”
as a dutch person i can confirm that your transalation in the begining of the vid to oranje boven is true
I haven't played HOI4 in so long I've no clue what Wilhelminism does. Yet.
And as it turns out it turns the all Germans into Swamp-Germans. 10/10 Dutch wet dream
0:47 Forever cursed by the Dutch!
The Dutch language sounds like English and German and it melts my brain since I understand like 30% of it.
"We just need some goddamn faith!"
Pretty good dutch game, I like how ISP doesn't care about the Dutch East Indies; historically the Dutch would say: "East Indies lost, disaster born". But ISP kept to Europe to take germany first
2:00 as a dutch person I can confirm that this actually means hello
You said "Boven' perfectly 🤣
Fun fact: the netherlands only had 8.800.000 citizens in 1940 so thats every 8th dutch person dead in this video
It was all Indonesians.
Excited for CK3 A-Z every starting character in CK3
The Dutch language being called Simlish is spot on.
3:26 oh I assure you, thats a word. As is with German, we stick words together untill you have something like "hottentottententententoonstelling"
love the armored tractors
From my perspective, the Netherlands is one of the funniest minor to play in this game
Here’s an idea for videos that don’t take hours if you need one: achievement hunting.
I’d really enjoy that
The moment you realize ISP is biding time til new Italy tree. Which is to buy more time til Victoria 3.
It's sorrowin' time
Imagine a Europe controlled entirely by the Dutch. So many bicycles, so much weed. We truly missed the best timeline.
I love the mods that add fictional places to the game
I always do the European Union one where you annex Belgium and Luxembourg, it’s all the way to the right
A light tank with a dozer blade exists: it’s called a “bulldozer”. You’d think they would exist in this game. :)
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERS
If Golden can beat a Mutiplayer Germany as The Dutch im sure you can beat an AI Germany
10:50, 1.1 million dutch soldiers dead would literally be 25% of the country's total population at the time.
Good thing most of those “Dutch” soldiers are not actually Dutch.
1.1 million would be around 1/8th of the country, the total population of the Netherlands was almost 9 million before the war started. If you add that to the estimated 70 million Indonesians that would've fought under the Dutch flag as well, it's not all that bad.
The wooden shoes shall trample the world!