I like to imagine the neighbors genuinely had no egg laying livestock at all and told the dwarves as much after getting caught during one of the first covert missions. Later on, becoming confused and horrified over the dwarves repeated returns demanding eggs while escalating the force of their demands to outright razing and pillaging for the nonexistent eggs.
4:21 - In fairness that's how ducks normally reproduce. With their whole downstairs mixup situation, they were perhaps uniquely suited to procreating in the labyrinth.
I got a surprisingly big laugh out of "the forgotten beast... would stop boiling itself in its own excrement for just ONE SECOND." Awesome editorial for typical dwarf fortress nonsense.
I love that this is the sort of game where a really cool egg challenge can be foiled by the Mountainhome having a complete monopoly on the world's supply of eggs.
Your narration is on point, bet you're a riot to hang out with. Have you ever encased any entities in obsidian? I'm envisioning a Han Solo type scenario using lava instead of carbonite. Either or, I appreciate the time and energy needed to create these snapshots into the workings of your ~~mind~~ Dorfs and hope you continue to enjoy making them. Cheers!
Great video! It always stinks when the game just won't cooperate with a challenge run. Still, props for ending the fortress in a fun way. Also, oh, you're Australian? I am terrible with accents, so I had no idea.
All your projects inspire me because they show me what's possible and what to aspire to. Currently I'm just doing simple challenges such as my current one which is "build a farming fortress that must have a thriving wool, egg, cheese, and alcohol industry, a fully funtional water mill (I figured that's more dwarfy), a farming related guild, a tavern to exhibit all the alcohols of the fortress, and a mayor". I may have had the idea whaile playing Stardew Valley.
Videos are amazing, they recently just released an update with experimental multithreading!!! absolute leap for the game and would love to see some massive scale fortresses with cool stories from you!
Congra-dolences on your latest adventure. Getting breeding pairs of cave crocs or jabberers is usually an optional goal in my forts since they both produce leather etc with a 4x multiplier. You can trade for 5x usually (elephant/rhino) but it's not guaranteed or self-generated so I keep an eye peeled.
I always kill my forts when I am done with them, the thought of those greedy little dwarves being able to use something that I forced them to make for me is just unsettling. So typically I make them all die of thirst, but if they in an aboveground fort I will collapse it on them.
This is why you steal from traders, there's no for sure way to know what animals they will have but you can steal livestock that way. So if they happen to have egg layers this helps the goal, and if they don't you then have to wait for the next one, though eventually mass stealing makes them no longer show up so that method seems pretty well balanced.
Yesterday in my game there was a military dwarf who has killed like at least 15 creatures out of which 2were ant people , 1 troll and 6 humans ...he killed 3 humans alone in one fight , there were 5 humans and he charged them alone the rest of the military arrive there when he already killed 3 so Al i am saying he was the strongest dwarf out of all and yes They were heaving steel Armor and weapons..... Later on that dwarf went berserk and killed his whole squad and some regular dwarf it was heart breaking to see that
Dont make a goal - just make one fortress and play - all happy/only warriors/one dwarf challenge/ice/lava/desert scenario/ theme - wax only, hounted bione .. GLHF!
I like to imagine the neighbors genuinely had no egg laying livestock at all and told the dwarves as much after getting caught during one of the first covert missions. Later on, becoming confused and horrified over the dwarves repeated returns demanding eggs while escalating the force of their demands to outright razing and pillaging for the nonexistent eggs.
"What are you dwarves doing here?"
"Stealing your livestock!"
"We don't got any!"
"Well... if you did we'd steal it!"
"😠"
the RNG roll on the cave crocodile with 5% chance of it being gay is fucking hilarious, great video
This is how i feel when i try and do pretty much any complicated project in DF lol.
Great video as always!
4:21 - In fairness that's how ducks normally reproduce. With their whole downstairs mixup situation, they were perhaps uniquely suited to procreating in the labyrinth.
Eggcellent video
4:07
I wonder if there is an Alex Jones dorf
"The Elves are putting alchemicals in the water!"
"And theyre turning the crocodiles gay!!" 🤬🤬
I hope you never stop making videos.
I got a surprisingly big laugh out of "the forgotten beast... would stop boiling itself in its own excrement for just ONE SECOND." Awesome editorial for typical dwarf fortress nonsense.
I love that this is the sort of game where a really cool egg challenge can be foiled by the Mountainhome having a complete monopoly on the world's supply of eggs.
Ah yes good old dwarf fortress the only plans that work are the ones that weren't well though out
hey babe wake up, new hoodie hair video just dropped
i really appreciate that you caption your videos! love your channel
Honestly, great job salvaging this video. That was real fun.
Your narration is on point, bet you're a riot to hang out with. Have you ever encased any entities in obsidian? I'm envisioning a Han Solo type scenario using lava instead of carbonite. Either or, I appreciate the time and energy needed to create these snapshots into the workings of your ~~mind~~ Dorfs and hope you continue to enjoy making them. Cheers!
Congratulations on the 50th video! Love your content and subtle humor, HH :)
Great video! It always stinks when the game just won't cooperate with a challenge run. Still, props for ending the fortress in a fun way.
Also, oh, you're Australian? I am terrible with accents, so I had no idea.
I've lived in Canada pretty much my whole life so I'm only kinda Australian lol
@@hoodiehair dang, must have taken a long time too get passed the language barrier :c
@@channel_lurker LOL
All your projects inspire me because they show me what's possible and what to aspire to.
Currently I'm just doing simple challenges such as my current one which is "build a farming fortress that must have a thriving wool, egg, cheese, and alcohol industry, a fully funtional water mill (I figured that's more dwarfy), a farming related guild, a tavern to exhibit all the alcohols of the fortress, and a mayor". I may have had the idea whaile playing Stardew Valley.
Congrats on 50 vids! Love your content, it always inspires me to do fun things with my fort I otherwise wouldn't. Keep up the good work
Videos are amazing, they recently just released an update with experimental multithreading!!! absolute leap for the game and would love to see some massive scale fortresses with cool stories from you!
babe wake up, hoodie hair just posted
Congra-dolences on your latest adventure. Getting breeding pairs of cave crocs or jabberers is usually an optional goal in my forts since they both produce leather etc with a 4x multiplier. You can trade for 5x usually (elephant/rhino) but it's not guaranteed or self-generated so I keep an eye peeled.
Elephants take way too long to grow up for me to ever want to use them as livestock.
@@angelman906 absolutely, and war jabberers are pretty beast for assaulting other sites, much easier to manage than elephants
This was an eggcellent video ^^
We appreciate all you do Hoodie lol!
job well done! :D
Well male ducks have to navigate a labrinth to impregnate the female
If there isn‘t any !FUN happening in the fortress, the Player has to bring the !FUN to the fortress by themselfs 😂
thanks hoodiehair
Very good
1:21 slight correction: it's not the rosters that lay eggs, it' the hens
lol
your my hero
I always kill my forts when I am done with them, the thought of those greedy little dwarves being able to use something that I forced them to make for me is just unsettling. So typically I make them all die of thirst, but if they in an aboveground fort I will collapse it on them.
Gay crocodiles, bravo Toady.
This is why you steal from traders, there's no for sure way to know what animals they will have but you can steal livestock that way. So if they happen to have egg layers this helps the goal, and if they don't you then have to wait for the next one, though eventually mass stealing makes them no longer show up so that method seems pretty well balanced.
WAIT CRUNDLES LAY EGGS?!? Not even Giant Cavetoads lay eggs.
I've been trying to breed rocs but don't know how to tell if the eggs are "duds". Do you know how to check?
"I'm technically Australian"
Yesterday in my game there was a military dwarf who has killed like at least 15 creatures out of which 2were ant people , 1 troll and 6 humans ...he killed 3 humans alone in one fight , there were 5 humans and he charged them alone the rest of the military arrive there when he already killed 3 so Al i am saying he was the strongest dwarf out of all and yes They were heaving steel Armor and weapons..... Later on that dwarf went berserk and killed his whole squad and some regular dwarf it was heart breaking to see that
well done! maybe in the future you could reproduce Boatmurdered for us?
Dont make a goal - just make one fortress and play - all happy/only warriors/one dwarf challenge/ice/lava/desert scenario/ theme - wax only, hounted bione .. GLHF!
Спасибо за ролик. Больше бы подобного контента.
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Freed my gay crocodiles 😭😂
when even the crocodiles are also celebrating pride month :D
theres a command in dfhack specifically for that 4:10
for the 100th video we need 1 of each animal in the hoodie hair banner . think abt it
Why didnt you just ask your crocodiles "why r u gai?"
You have video deadlines?
I've been trying to hit every second Sunday at 10 am for the last couple months
Yeah,.. sometimes you're just down on luck. I probably would have dug the deepest hole I could.
You can see if your crocodiles (or dwarves) are gay using the dfhack mod. Just type "gaydar" on the command screen
Turn your background music down. Your voice audio isn't high quality enough to push past it.