Biggest Crimes & Misdemeanors - Golden Girls
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- Sophia is accused of setting a fire at Shady Pines, the girls are arrested for suspected solicitation, and Dorothy is sued for landlord negligence.
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“I know Blanche Devereaux Lieutenant, and this tramp is incapable of committing murder.” Easily one of Dorothy’s best lines ever.
The way she says it and passion with which she defends Blanche makes it even funnier
I've never forgotten one of Dorothy's line in one episode when she described her former husband as "...has to take off his pants just to count to twenty-one.." I use it a lot when making my own jokes. 😂😂😂
Time stamp?
@@mmotherofdragonsright at the beginning
Yes, lol 😂 for sure 😅😊
Sophia: "A Sicilian never squeals"
Also Sophia : "She put me in a home"
😂😂😂😂😂
"And you have become what we call in the revenge business, next." 🤣🤣🤣
Dorothy always ready to kick your behind across the street. 🤣🤣🤣
"Oh great! Here's the other $4.00!"
😁
Dorothy: “But there are bugs there.. And they’ll think Stan is their leader!”
Always been one of my favorite lines
Yesssss
Dorothy: “Do you know what he thinks we are!?”
Rose:”WAITRESSES!?”
😂😂😂
Ikr😂😂😂
“No Rose, HOOKERS”
i’m so dumb but like what happened in that and what is the meaning of hookers?
@@niceeeee6868 PROSTITUTES
Best line ever hahaha
Rose mapping out her entire criminal future though! 😂
😂
I lost it lol
They find her in a shack in a bayou 😭😭😭
@@jtarantula3390 Getting traumatic over taking jobs people have who got bad grades in school, you can't get any more goody two-shoes than this.
@@jtarantula3390 😂😂😂
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Blanche saying saltily "quiet you trash" was very funny
She’s saying it to family. The actress in the purple ruffle, the one who says, “Me, too,” before being told to be quiet by Blanche is Rue McClanahan’s niece, Amelia Kinkade. She later co-starred in a trilogy of horror movies, Night of the Demons (1987, 1994, and 1997) as Angela.
@@jimhaggard7436: Oh, thanks for the interesting facts - I didn't know that!!
@@janishart5128 Rue even visited the set of the first Night of the Demons movie. Likewise, in 1991, the episode where Dorothy’s sister Gloria sleeps with Stan, the younger blond cop is Bea’s son. Bea tells him, “Officer, shoot these people.”
@@jimhaggard7436: Oh really?!!! That's SO interesting - I'll have to watch that episode again! Where do you get all this interesting info?! THANKS!!
@@janishart5128 IMDB 😀
Born 1984, got into this show in the late 90s on TV Land (my mom wouldn't let me watch it until I was older) & then she would watch with me, my mom passed in 2022...& now i watch with my 13 year old daughter, the show is literally timeless
“But there are bugs there..and they’ll think Stanley is their leader”🤣🤣💀💀
😂😂😂😂
I dont care if I live to be 90 and this show is 100 years old, I will still watch this show! These ladies created something immortal!
I love Sophia’s insult to the girls when she comes to bail them out of jail: “I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with ya!!”
😂😂😂
Blanche" Quiet you trash, go on Dorothy!"🤣🤣🤣
“Quiet you trash” 😂
Good one Blanche, good one.
Uncle Angelo: “As you can see the bugs are really big and when I spray them they appear to be laughing at us” Lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uncle Angelo was such an underrated funny figure in The Golden Girls 🤣
Uncle Angelo, wasn’t he the elevator operator on the Danny Thomas show?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Yu won't find any crumbs in her bed, you won't find anything" and they both laugh, priceless
I was extremely young when 3/4 of these women passed away but they’ve really brought so much joy and comfort into my life
Extremely?
@@debraethan8920 well sort of. born in 2002😅
@@courtneyjaneluv I was born in 1998. I know how you feel.
I didn't discover the show till my teens and now my boys enjoy it also. It started out with Rose telling a St. Olaf story and when I knew anything they had binged 4 hours with me. Smh what a great time😁😁😁😁
I was born in 1963 and was honoured to be able to watch them and remember these the first time round! 😊
True classic.
Great writing.
Best casting.
Everything was just s perfect fit.
Way ahead of its time in tackling taboo topics, too.
@@Lionsmaneman so true.
What are your top 5 episodes
Everything about this show was perfect.
@@rowan64official agreed
I love this show it always manages to make me laugh. Rest in peace Golden girls.
I still can't believe that they're all gone. And I am not ashamed to admit that that fact hurts. A lot. RIP Estelle Getty (July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008), Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009), Rue McClanahan (February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010), and Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021). You will all be missed.
Rest in peace
Whaaaaa? Bea was older than Estelle??? No waaay . . . 😮@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
I can't believe they are all gone. RIP Golden Girls 😪
I love all 4 of them.
Neither can I, and I am not ashamed to admit that that fact hurts a lot. RIP Estelle Getty (July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008), Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009), Rue McClanahan (February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010), and Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021). You will all be missed. A lot.
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 I cried when Betty White passed. She was my favorite old person besides my parents.
RIP
"I bet you know a lot of John's!" This joke went straight over my head as a kid, and now it's all too obvious, considering what the ladies were being arrested for!
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Me too. It went right over my head.
If you get the joke now, you should realize how witty and risqué the writing is when Blanche said "Dorothy is a very experienced teacher, everybody who's had her says she's great" 🤣
"But I see they didn't get your cocaine" Hahahahaha That was hilarious 😂
“Arrested for prostitution, I can’t believe it!”
-Sophia Petrillo
“I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you”
You are what we call in the revenge business..next😂😂😂
Waitresses?!?! Lmfao. Rose kills me
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I just woke up the building laughing at this part 🤣 it's such a "me" thing to say which makes it funnier
Good one Rose, good one.
Honestly It’s not a bad answer 😂🤷🏾♀️
“No Rose, H O O K E R S”
Sophia is the funniest Sicilian thug ever! 🤣
EVAH!!!!😂👏🏾😂👏🏾
Lol right ❤😂❤
How else other than when offering sarcastic remarks about thugs in general was the character Sophia supposed get the attention of any man on the job?
One of the best comedy shows on television.
Michelle, take out "One of" and the rest is perfect! 😊
Facts!! ❤💯✌️🙏😂
I'll get u the best attorney social security can buy 😂😂😂
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Rose’s entire story in the first clip makes me wonder just how long she’s thought about that 😂
Dorothy: “And you’ve become what we call in the revenge business next.” Has to be one of her most savage lines.
"Don't you DARE put Burts good name into this."
11:52
Lawyer: what kind of person is your daughter?
Sophia: she put me in a home
Me: lmao this line kills me
Good one Sophia, good one.
I'm cracking up, watching it rn😅
“A Sicillian never squeals” my *FOOT!*
I’m black and when Blanche was talking about how they were going to have a “hangin’” for the robbers who stole her mothers jewels, that shouldn’t have been funny but it was 😂😂
The whole “solicitation” situation is hilarious 😂😂😂
I don't know why Hollywood won't make movies and shows with talented older people with talent to burn.
❤
After somany years, I am still watching laughing heartly.
A wanderful classic and best casting.
Blanche: You shot my vase!
Sophia: Thank God! I hated that thing.
I truly feel in love with these lady's years ago, I miss Betty white already, would have loved to have met them all. 😢
Also for everyone wondering about the last one, Rose also got mace disguised as hairspray (which Blanche accidentally used thinking it was hairspray and wound up blinding herself at the police station following up the report on her stolen jewelry), Rose got over her fear by kicking a guy following her, though it just turned out to be a car lot guy asking about her car, and Blanche’s jewelry wasn’t actually missing; she forgot she moved it.
@LT "Murders are free, rapists are free, but a poor widow dying on the floor they want to lock up!"
@@inkheart151 "Who'd I hurt?! ME?!"
An Easter egg I've never noticed until now: Blanche's Chinese vase which Rose shattered with gun fire in an earlier episode from Season 1 was replaced by a artistic rendering seen on the wall at 4:53 on the opposite side of the door from it's original location. I love that!
Check out 9:55
That painting has always been there. It's even there when their house gets robbed.
This was way before Easter eggs were a thing, Blanche really liked vases
Dang! That takes skill to notice that..I thought I was a die hard fan!👏🏾
@@dabigdikdangler You have to sayit like Blanche. "Vahhz"
I love how sometimes there are situations that seem very serious and tense - and actually are - but that lovely Golden Girls segue chime comes in, and there are nothing but good feelings. You just know everything will be okay and it's so satisfying. Anxiety who?
I THINK you could be any age any race NO matter your age this show was funny and lots of people liked it it was funny and caught my attention and many others 😁 REST IN PEACE GOLDEN GIRLS
When I was 3 I was left at my great grandparents house and this was all I had to watch all day. I hated it. Made me hate the show til my early 20s lol. But I get what you mean
I still can't believe that they're all gone. And I'm not ashamed to admit that that fact hurts a lot. RIP Estelle Getty (July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008), Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009), Rue McClanahan (February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010), and Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021). You will all be missed, a lot.
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 and amen to what you said prayers 🙏
Yep😂😂😂
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643😢
The Assistant DA was Mason Capwell in Santa Barbara! He's so handsome😍
omg...right...I was just watching it today and thought,man I know that actor, but I didn t remember exactly where I had seen her...thank you! those soap operas of the 90s were pure gold, I m a 90 s kid and honestly wouldn t trade those movies for todays Netflix and other crap for anything...I guess they just had better screenwriters than they do today...kinda sad when I think that I m only in my late 30s and not yet an old lady lol....stuff like Game of Thrones and so on is nothing for me...
You shot my vase
I didn't shoot Lester
I'd rather you shot lester 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rose looks beautiful in that silver and lavender.
I’ve binged this on Hulu and this show is brilliantly done
Miss them. Miss this great show. Miss all the real good time.
I was in my mid 20’s when these “old ladies” appeared on tv. Now I’m older than half of the four when they started.
*chuckles @ officer* “I’ll let that pass because you have the upper hand” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God is laughing out loud. Love you Betty White
When she said "Waitresses"....I simply flat line😂😂😂😂
Lol exactly! And I picture all 4 of these lovely ladies chuckling up in Heaven now altogether again and w their other loved ones too ❤😂🙏💜
Thank you Rose and you are....what we call in the Revenge Business....NEXT!
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"That tramp murdered my lover!!!"
Dorothy: "I know Blanche Devereaux, Lieutenant, and this TRAMP is incapable of committing murder."
This line killed me!!!
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Me too ! I can't stop laughing ! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
“Big deal, I took a whole plate set.”
@@josh28personalwork57 NOT NOW, MA!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of Sophia standing up 4 Dorothy @ a doctor
Good one Dorothy, good one.
"Who shot my vase?" 🤣🤣🤣
Don't you mean "vaahhse?" 🤣
Facial expressions priceless 😂
Thank you thank you thank you thank you. For having the golden girls on here. I watched them since I was a child and grew up with them. Used to watch them with my grandparents and mom. They have all passed. So the golden girls MEAN. A lot to me. Again thank you.
I know a John from Kenosha, I'm sure you know a lot of John's Rose just kills me .....I love these women so much.
the bugs 🐛 are really big and when we attempt to spray at them it appears they are lafin at us 😄 🤣 😂 😆
The one liners are priceless!!!!!
Bless these dearests women and everyone who wrote and created that show. Bless everyone who loved and watched that show for years and still do; it's nice to think millions of us have the same humor :) We need it so much nowadays.
They were probably looking for drugs " lmao rose is crazy
Dorothy - "where did you go to law school?"
Tracy - "a whole bunch of places!"
LMAO 😂😅
One of the BEST sitcoms, EVER! Hands down! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
This show is and will always be “Golden”. Thank you for reminding me of my childhood watching at grandmas house and using humor to tackle the real issues then and now. ✨❤️📺
She said that she didn’t care about it. She said that she never cared about it.
I adore these characters so much..The best comedy, light hearted, cute, witty show of all time❤
Sofia was my favorite she reminds me so much of my grandmother
I wanted to marry her.
24:00 one of the best episodes!! ❤️❤️
I’d love to live with these girls!
‘I just remembered who the friend was.. can’t use it moving on’ 😂
I call people trash all the time as an homage to Blanche
After all these years I wonder why Blanche had Super high energy the truth is Blanche was 12 years younger than the other 2
I remember when golden girls was the big show here in St Lucia, all the way here in the Caribbean, today it's still a big thriller,yes they are gone now, rest in peace GIRLS.
Attorney Peterson: Mrs Petrillo what kind of a person is your daughter!!!
Sophia: She put me in a home!!!
The best show in the world
Is it odd for a 23 yr old lak me to be watching and enjoying the humour?💝🇺🇬🤣
No way. You have good taste. This is a great show. Doesnt matter what others think. You found something you enjoy.
No, Little Girl.
No
Absolutely not! Humor has no age boundaries, and this is the best of the best! Keep on enjoying it. Laughter is the best medicine. 😊
Nope
Thank you TV Land for bring up this wonderful videos of the Golden girls.blessings from Dingapore
At 16:54 dorothy gets a call telling her mother is at the airport. She says what then hangs up the phone lol she didnt get the details or where to go pick her up lol. She just hung up on the caller
She could have said "No no, I will NOT HAVE A NICE DAY" hee hee
A beautiful story..thanks for this program
R.I.P Betty
I still can't believe that they're all gone. And I'm not ashamed to admit that that fact hurts a lot. RIP Estelle Getty (July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008), Bea Arthur (May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009), Rue McClanahan (February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010), and Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021). You will all be missed. A lot.
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643❤️❤️❤️❤️
RIP
I been working 30 yrs lmao 🤣 very experience teacher
Such good comedy that makes me laugh
At least they didn't get Blanche's cocaine.
They should have shown the cop their tickets to see Burt.
"GIRLS who will take their money, do you know what he thinks we are?" "WAITRESSES" The way Dorothy GRABS Blanche's arm!!
0:00 “that tramp murdered my lover.” Dorothy: “I know Blanche Devereaux lieutenant, and this trail is incapable of committing murder.” 😂😂😂😂
"Dorothy you are what we call in the news business a hot story . " rose you are what we call in the revenge business next"
This is a great one too. Love Debbie Pierce ❤❤❤
1:00-1:15 lol one of my favorites
- Fav Show 😂😂
their lawyer is woody's girl from cheers. an airhead everywhere
20:18 Anyone for smores 😂
" St. Olaf! "
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"Quiet you trash." Lol
Rose's "on the run" monologue is a comedic masterclass at this point, the spiritual ancestor of Gretchen Weiners Had Cracked
“Oh,Dorothy, I feel just awful,how could I have been so stupid; I missed the family angle.” Niece Makes Uncle Live in Roach Motel.
I MISS THEM ALL, esp. Rose! May they all bring laughter in heaven; QE2 & Pope JP2 might even join them. 😊
Honestly I'd probably punch Rose in the face for getting me in trouble like that lol (Then of course pay to get the room fixed)
I feel like slapping rose😂😂😂😂
*we have Maalox and Estrogen*
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Love this program 😂
"They shot my vase!"