Joe Rogan And Louis C.K. Talk About Their EX-Girlfriends!
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Joe Rogan and Louis CK talk about their dating lives in the past and how it led them to where they are now.
Louis CK is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He is the host of brand new comedy special, "Sorry."
Clip taken from JRE #1929, w/ Louis CK
Host: Joe Rogan
Guest: Louis CK
Producer: Jamie Vernon
“I’ve lied to a lot of people.” Lmao
Sometimes we lie to people to save their feelings.
Bro, that was the funniest shit. He was just so blunt and honest.
Joe doesnt even catch how funny that was
I dated a girl when I was 17 for a couple years. She was my first serious girlfriend and also my first. Like most young relationships, we broke it off. Even though she lived in the same town as me, after the night we broke up, I never ran into her again. For years I always wondered what happened to her.
Then out of the blue, 20 years later she texted me. I was so happy to have reconnected with her after so long.
We decided to meet up. It was then, I remembered why we broke things off. She was very annoying and didn't stop talking. It was like she was still a teenager. Ghost!
@@Sandrocker lol I was hoping so too :P
Man you had me right until the end 😆
My buddy and I both had pretty much the same experience as with an ex, different ones obviously. Both of us said the first real night we seen them again we realized why we couldn't stand to be with them as all the bad habits negative things came right up
How she got your number if you haven't seen each other for 20 yrs?
@@jdmjdm2094 Sounds like it was a happy ending as you're not being nagged to death now.
People ask me why I don’t marry my girlfriend. I say because my girlfriend’s nice to me, why would I want her to stop.
Yeah I'm a girlfriend and have no desire to marry my boyfriend because it seems like a lot of relationships go downhill. LOL I'm 45 and he's 50 and I think we're doing great.
People stop trying. They feel like once they get married that they don't have to worry about losing the other person.
I have 11 ex girlfriends. I've since given up. And yes, it's totally me. I hate being told what to do and I don't like someone yelling at me.
You seem mature
Maybe you get yelled at because you can’t put a sentence together?
dude, yoshi?
Okay verbal abuse is never okay. But “hating being told what to do” is literally the most 5 year old thing I’ve ever heard. Have you ever heard of this condition called arrested development? You should look it up
@chill3282 If you're so butthurt and crying too much why don't you just tell the person the definition? You already wrote an entire rant, finish your homework. Plus saying literally invalidates anything you said afterwards.
I'm pretty sure I married joes ex girlfriend - sweet!
Your wife asked me to tell you not to say "sweet." She doesn't like it.
We all did
Great you get to think about that everytime your intimate. Did you ask if his duck was bigger?
Sorry dude
@@bretty7012 quack quack.
Once in a while Rogan gets in a subject I can so relate to.
You gottem dude, nice job.
Nothing better to me than a woman with a good sense of humor.
im good id rather have a woman understand my sense of humor rather than laugh at her lame jokes cuz women can never be truly funny they just got some lines here and there
@@bane8305 nah man you’re way off
@@bane8305 nah man you’re way off
@@roamingrizzard7272 why
@@bane8305 lol who u hanging around with
does anyone else appreciate how great an active listener Louis is? every couple seconds we get a "yeah............uh huh..............wow..................right....................OK.................sure......."
He's only around women, he has to... to survive lmfao
No. It only works if ur in the conversation
@@dubdizzle3071 haha
There's a balance between being silent and
being, ''yeah, uh huh, huh, right, oh, oh , oh , yeah, yeah
right.... You can be silent to the point of awkward, like
you're annoyed, and then of course, the yeahuhrigthyesokuhhuh
yeah,right,lol, right right right....I think he did ok, wasn't
really paying attention ya know, right, uh huh, yeah, um yeah...
right...
I never heard of this guy till this week, he has
good stories.
Joe is so high his eyes look like lips.
Holy shit, they do! 🤣
I lived on the west coast in my 20’s … whole different experience. I basically barely ever had a job, smoked a ton of weed and got laid all the time, by beautiful girls. I was just a dirty, lazy, horny stoner kid, I don’t know what any girl would see in me. It was awesome.
... And everyone clapped
You can't describe enough to younger people how awesome it was back then when we didn't have cameras everywhere. There was no TMZ. There was no economic eco-system built around the idea of profiting off of someone's worst moments. The closest you got to that was The Enquirer, and even THEY had a line they wouldn't cross. I would absolutely hate being in my 20's today.
i just turned 20 2 days ago :S
It is just as bad as you would imagine
Bruh it aint gone, its gone for alot of youth but not all. Some of us are smart enough to not give a shit about filming everything and live genuine bone marrow authentic experiences. But shit yall did have it easier even still😂
@@jakeinbed8133 haha true but its still so damn expensive :/
Im 22 and essentially as soon as i leave my apartment i have a camera on me at all times. They could know whether or not i am home if they checked the footage.
Thanks 👍🏻
Man, these stories make me nostalgic of working in the nightclub business in my 20s- very similar lifestyles
So cool! I grew up in Yonkers and went to star diner also cheese burger deluxe or the cheese omelette were the go to 3-4 am before crashing meals for sure. Argonaut and raceway diner were big back then also. Great memories!
The way Rogan talks about Mt. Vernon makes me think he did shows in NYC but lived in Mt. Vernon NY and traveled to NYC to do shows.
Mt Vernon is literally on the border of the bronx NYC. One block over from NYC. I’m not understanding what you mean
he lived w his grandparents in NJ
Boy are they ever right about NYC then and now. I was a NY’ker in the late 70’s & 80’s in my 20’s & early 30’s, & moved on when the big money started tearing the heart out of the place. I was there overnight a few months ago and it’s still a great place but the iconic establishments are all but gone, and the creative spirit doesn’t exist like it once did.
These guys had such a good life that even, us, the viewers can feel it =) And there's definitely nothing like living on your own and making your own money, and the freedom of doing whatever you decide, whenever you decide. To anyone in their late teens and early 20s reading this: if you wanna learn anything about freedom move out as soon as you can. You'll grow as a person a lot and even your shittiest days will be an adventure, a story worth telling over a drink later in the evening, with people living the same way as you do.
bingo !
Just do not isolate yourself, try to befriend people
I did the wrong things and wasted away on my computer
It becomes a place of solace that traps you and does not want to let go and if YOU do not put a stop to it nobody else can, others can only try to help
The longer you stay there the tighter the grip becomes and the more you will miss it when you're trying to shake it off
I also advise kids nowadays to try to get a job where you can work from home that way you can live wherever you want and there's no better freedom than working for yourself which a lot of times can't happen
@Arthur Fonzarelli Young people today are way more isolated and lonely than kids in 70s/80s/90s - before social media. They are inundated with dopamine-hijacking’s virtual ‘contact’ with others, rather than actually meeting in person. Day to day they’re over 50% less likely to go out and meet with friends, to go to parties, or to date. Teens are also far less likely to have a job of any sort, so those are yet more hours spent alone at home. The last thing most kids need is to spend more time sitting at home alone, glued to a computer.
Working from home can be a great option for fully-fledged adults, but the vast majority of young people would be better off working with others face-to-face. They need to get out in the real world as much as possible, mixing with others and having adventures.
Living by your own is the only way of growing after you had.all the basics from your parents
omg CK love seeing you again
I swear there’s been 20 clips made of the same 3 topics they talked about.
Right shits annoying
Yeah, CZcams recommends all the unofficial channels for Joe, but never the official channels.
@@gamesthatiplay9083 pure spite lol
@@gamesthatiplay9083 what is the official channel?
Gotta make money off someone else's work! 😂
My gf rn does this to me, it’s like she doesn’t like anything I like and wants me to be by her side 24/7. It’s pretty awful, I need to get out of the relationship I think.
How about now
@@slothmode3590 it’s still the same lol, but the thing is, if a girl truly loves you she’s gonna want all of your time and energy. You just have to be able to say no, which is difficult, but possible, and something to practice.
And if I wanted someone to like all the shit I like, I might as well be dating a dude with Asperger’s.
I remember dating really bossy, bitchy women exactly like that because they were smoking hot and knew they could get away with it. Boy are they miserable when they lose their looks at middle age.
There's a saying 'Men get better with age, women get bitter with age'
@@minners71 come on, men do not get better with age. They get pudgy and bald. You guys are lying to yourselves
Well if they're miserable they fucking deserve it
@@minners71 ok daddy
@@joanna1591 Men age like wine, women age like cheese. Sorry hunny, are you still single at 45?
New York City in the 90's seemed limitless. It's still one of the great cities of the world but there is a little something that is gone now from that time.
Violence was at an all time high back then, especially in New York City. But otherwise I agree. Maybe Seinfeld had something to do with it?
L.A. in the 80s/90s was so much fun hearing this made me remember that time.. super gone now highly doubt it will ever come back.
it's a shell of itself
@@funtimes8296 nah, the 90's were tame in New York vs earlier eras like the 70's.
The NYPD basically became an occupying force under Rudy Giuli and arrests skyrocketed during that decade.
Everybody was outside living. No smartphones.
This is my wife. I grew up with 5 sisters and 4 step sisters. I loved brassy outspoken women.
Omg! My dad had a mustard colored Datsun B210. I haven't thought about that car in years!
My dad had an orange one!!!! 😂
Lol i just had to google it oh man those are cool cars!
Who are they talking about in the beginning?
I would like to inform you that I have subscribed, simply because you upload in HDR/HLG. Well done
You don’t realize what is missing from Manhattan these days compared to the 90s….and people that hit the city in the 80s could say the same to me…but it’s going full residential it’s insane…residential and service industry….
Uuuh, what else is there besides residents and services..? What else can a city have? lol
@@Humma_Kavula industry. I dont know what NY produces except people who want to move
I love this, I grew up 2 towns away and totally feel for them!
Brighton!?
@@jasonw.9136Natick
"She was a really strong girl, became a strong woman she was very smart, very rigid, for a lack of a better word she was a bitch" Joe Rogan
I bet he took her for a ride, wasted her time and learned things from her his little whiny self couldn’t handle or learn in life as a loser.. 💛😂
Bitches are female dogs, they tend to be sweethearts.
Love Louis
We are really happy to see CK on social mídia again....we all miss you CK.
I remember those years in NYC. Part of me wishes I could go back.
Man that life they described took me back to my late teens and early 20s. So much freedom.
Sigh...
I hate it here but I have had a lot of freedom for awhile
"Don't chew that way" - o god. O lord 🥶
I can relate to *that* 😨
Same brother. Fuck. I could be chewing so silently that you'd never know I was eating. It was never enough. Literally no one else ever in my life, in the history of ever, had shit to say about how I chewed my food.
The separation hurts now. But fuck am I ever relieved I never have to hear her nagging about stuff like that ever again.
I was head over heels for this one girl when I was 19 but either I had a girl, or dated her friends, or either she had a man and it never worked out. We reconnected when I was 35....hell no. She wasn't the same girl. She became annoying. She had become the type of girl that would drink too much and then heckle comedians.
Star Diner in White Plains, NY. Been there many times after a few drinks.
🐐's
Everyone's life story would make one of the best movies you ever did see. Enjoy the ride people. You know deep down that your life and thoughts will have its premier in front of every being that ever lived in the universe one day.
The bookstores and record stores were great. That's largely gone.
All my dogs were women and all my women were dogs! I thought that's what was about to come out
My 1st car was a Datsun B210 1981 with a sunroof!👣loved that car!;
I'm so glad Joe interrupted Louis' comment about living the miles davis life to give us a detailed account of his average day. I only wish he'd specified the side order he got with his cheeseburger.
Rogan in a nut shell.
He smokes weed 24/7 and loves the sound of his own voice, what do you expect other than talking absolute shite nonstop.
perfect comment. i was actually mad in that moment that we didn't get what funny place he was about to go and joe proceeded to talk about absolutely nothing.
Who are they talking about at the start of this video?
All night diners are cool as fuck. I taught English in Wuhan at that age. Work 15 hours a week and the rest of the time to just fuck around. Street food all night long, and some crazy people. Crazy to think NYC use to feel more down to earth
Sorry, but I have to be that guy.That wasn't wile E. Coyote. That was Ralph the wolf and Sam the sheepdog. A lot of people make that mistake. I did too, and wondered why while E. Coyote talked while with the sheepdog but not with the roadrunner, then realized they were 2 different characters.
Morning Ralph....Morning Sam
The line Joe is looking for is "Why are you do incredibly boring?", I've used it many times. I use it more and more as time goes on. Its never inappropriate it seems.
westway diner could be a great sit-com
Love that guy
Lol my 20s are consumed with intense academia… but personally I don’t regret it and I’m having a great time.
Amazing Joe could make a living out of doing standup back then.
Amazing that he's ever been paid to be funny.
Back then there were a lot less funny comedians. Most just had gimmicks. So the bar was low then lol
The funny thing about joe is that he’s not self aware of luck.
More people used to hang out at bars. A couple of hundred bucks for a standup gig would go a long way. You could easily live on this.
@@cicolasnage5684 the funny thing about you is that you don't realize for people like JR there is no such thing is luck. They just keep working until they find their niche. I fully agree his stand-up is so- so. Doesn't matter. Basically he monkey-branched from stand-up to supporting actor on decent sit-com to host on novelty show and finally podcasting cashed in on podcasting gig before every DList celebrity emulated his example. Dude was and is never the best at these formats, but he tries new shit and used work ethic to stand out in a then novel format until Spotify rendered up his FU money that you and those like you envy him for.
living Miles Davis' life
People talking about Joe being a great interviewer, and he just stares off into space instead of asking Louis more about his ex-girlfriend.
What a wonderful contribution.
@@craigdavid6668 Much obliged, boy.
My roommate in college is like joe's ex gf 😂😂
For once, Joe puts the headphones on with the cable on the correct side (Left)…. Thats been driving me bonkers for a long time😆
Oh dude! I had that Datsun. It was a great car, would go anywhere but it was as ugly at 10 miles of dirt road.
No Midrolls!
Let the reg ads run....
Tower Records and diners ❤️😭😭😭😭
@2:23 i havent laughed this loud in a long time
"I was raised by a single mother."
Say no more...
No, please. Do say more.
Elaborate
❤ 0:04
05:11hrs❤maybe 12 0:28
Who are they talking about at the beginning?
Joan Rivers ?
Honestly, the women in my family are like this and it is sooo annoying. They do it with adult husbands & kids. And it should qualify as abuse. because its soo infuriating.
And i often worry about repeating the same behavior.
Honestly its better to get out, because eventually they just start doing that in front of everyone, and its humiliating. Ive seen my aunt do this to her partner, and honestly if i was in his position i would just leave.
I get embarressed hearing stories like this because it reminds me of times where I just didn't get it. For example one time during a date where the guy seemed to be enjoying himself said he had to get home cos his flatmate had locked himself out. But I said that's ok, let's go let him in and find somehwere nearby. But we got there and he had managed to have found his key by then... we had a few more drinks and then I must have realised deep down I was being ridiculed. I tried to leave but he talked me into staying. It was a disaster. I realised weeks later what had happened and I'm ashamed to this day. The truth is better for everyone no matter how embarressing it is.
You have nothing to be ashamed of, at least in my opinion. You were trying your best. If someone is ridiculing you that is their problem and not yours. Process over perfection. I'm really sorry that happened btw.
could have happened to anyone..! sometimes we just don't vibe with other people or like them too much, or we're simply too close to it so we can't see the whole situation. sure, its important to stay aware all the time, but damn, things happen.
he should offer to walk you home or to your transportation situation;) that would be way kinder I think.
I know that feeling tho, but it's good to let it go.:)
I had a girlfriend pretend her mother was coming over for a weekend and she didnt have time to see me, she was even talking to me like "oh yea we are about to go get food in a min talk to you later!" turns out she and her mother hadnt spoken in like 10 years, I found all this out years later when I caught her in a lie about it.
What did you do Angie? :D
I don't get it; but then, I suck at reading between the lines.
Did you have sex with them and now regret it?
that actually does sound like a cool life
great picture for the thumb nail 😂
The picture in the thumbnail hurts to look at, poor bastard.
Comedy: It's a joke to call it work
Louis ck's last statement is so true. This country is losing its culture big and small. I hate a lot of gentrification- there is no where to go out to eat past 9 o clock it feels like. Im 25 now and i can feel how much has changed even a little bit before the pandemic
All my dogs have been women. Lmao
Louis misses the different types of “movie theaters” that used to be in New York, lol this dude is a dedicated master of baiting
sounds like you speak from experience
@@DanielBoonelight before you can be a master fisherman you must first learn to be a master baiter
@@TH3DUDE0075 yea i got the juvenile pun the first time, unlike yourself who didn't perceive my subtext. anyway good day, louie's one of the great comedians of history.
"I don't want to hear this music"
It's my car. And you're not my mom
Was Louis levitating up around the lights for a part of this?
Holy Fuck I've been to the star diner in New York
Yep. NYC back then had more magic. It's become far too corporate.
One of the best dialogues ever
This reminds of the saying: "Men marry women and hope their girl will never change, Women marry men and hope their guy will change."
Are they talking about Elayne Boosler at the beginning there? There certainly must have been something about her because Robin Williams crashed at her pad during their early improv days.
Im :23 into the vid & had to pause. Did Louis just call his mom "funny & sexy"?
I think she's gonna know you're talking about her.
I definitely appreciate the sentiment when men talk about important women in their life, but it's so funny when they call their dogs women. they do this all the time lol
“Your dogs are women”? Haha
Marriage is 99 percent timing
I didnt realize how old Joe looked until he talked about being a teenager.
All my dogs are “women”. All my women are “…..”
Opened ended 😂quotes. Classic.
All 3 of my dogs have all been female. Totally relate bro.
Was Artie there Joe
Some women do taunt and tease that way but God can that be annoying
Joe looks stoned to the gills lol
It's embarrassing when you're in your twenties let alone pushing 60.
Dennis is tons of fun at parties
NYC sucks now.matter of fact all big citys are a waste of time no reason to go anymore.all the cool stuff is gone..
What cool stuff was there? I honestly wanna know.....I haven't been alive very long 😆
💯
"ive lied to a lot of people" LMFAOOO dude im in tears.... louis is so effortlessly funny, he's not even trying and he's spitting pure verbal comedic gold,like idk if he realizes this, he cannot be a dull person..EVER, its a character that I think only he possesess. we do not deserve Louis, he's too good
Ok calm down
All my dogs have been women😂😂😂
Which "funny Jewish girl" was Louis CK talking about in the beginning? Anyone know?
I knew joe is the type of guy who fake calls a friend to get out of situations 😂
Im a professional poker player and my life is the same. To call what I do work is a joke, and hanging out with fun degenerates always gambling.
That thumbnail couple is a brother and sister
That’s why they broke up
@@SkylerKing AHA!
Louis to this day misses his favorite girlfriend (she is French) Le'lotion'on
Most of us have the same ex as joe
Bwahaha “living Miles Davis’ life!” No you weren’t.
Life was better Before they were Rich & Famous
Notice how Louis stopped short of saying he didnt pay taxes when he got paid in cash?😅😅😅
Man, I would love a slice-of-life movie about these guys in their 20s just being degenerates and small-time comics.
All my girlfriends have been women.....