How is this not a "Bruh" video, it's arguably the single greatest collection of "bruh" moments I've ever seen in War Thunder, I winced and cringed at every single situation because I've been there, done that.
When freaking HE shells and grenades aren't enough to blow a KV-1 track, a Panther track, let alone IS-2 track (there are several stories saying so) and in WT some funny 4 heavy machine gun bullets take them out...
honestly it feels like they made barrels much more durable. I've hit barrels with a fucking 128mm and turned it yellow. You either specifically need to hit the muzzle break (if they dont have one, fuck yourself) or hit it from the side, which i've had bad luck with using autocannons sometimes.
Revenge kill is normal...but going for revenge kill with 12,000 pounds bomb run for 3x times is a Gigachad...If I were you I feel relieved after that match...while for the enemy team like "Oh come on, him again" for bombing his team 3x times...
cause its the only thing good about it. autocannon is meh, mobility is dogass, and it has just enough armor to fuze aphe while still dying to 50cal. And the massive size of it attracts attention. The Ratels take a lot of skill to use.
So many paladins out there not thinking about their shot placement, so funny to watch when they hit the hull and expect an overpressure on heavily armored vehicles.
For some time now I have been wondering whether there are really so few memes in the English-language segment that the same ones have been used for more than a year? I'd really like to hear the answer
@@uthopia27As an Xbox player, I would say no. Mouse gives you more precision than the hat sticks and the controller doesn't have enough buttons for all the key bindings you need. It's a challenge.
Games like this are why I can't play warthunder anymore. You queue and load for 5 minutes, spend 5 minutes driving to the enemies or camping while you wait for the enemy approach, go to the perfect position, then a locust or something drives out in front of your teammates and disables your gun/tracks so you can't do anything but die. Then you either respawn and get spawned camped or you wait 10 minutes for your next round
CAS has become so bad and vitriol that its kept me from going back to the game. Every match is a plane v tank frenzy where the planes universally murder every armored vehicle with impossible precision going straight through armor with fifty cals or dropping bombs on their heads. AA never gets spawn cause killing planes aint as profitable as killing tanks with planes, friendly air support is the same reason, and in the AA's case, it is especially bad because all of them get exclusively targeted and annihilated. Which is made even worse by the fact that higher tier AA does not get the velocity and fire rate to provide air coverage, nor can they see the tracers the shoot to even try to judge distance to target. (Good luck with that, cause any kind of network latency immediately makes that impossible.)
Every time I forget to play War Thunder and I see Malzi video, I go back to WT and cry the first game 😂
Every time War Thunder brings me down, Malzi brings me back
Same bro
That is exactly me
@@TheGhostOfRazgriz23heck yeah 🎉
It’s a brutal cycle but you’re not alone
The cycle continues
How is this not a "Bruh" video, it's arguably the single greatest collection of "bruh" moments I've ever seen in War Thunder, I winced and cringed at every single situation because I've been there, done that.
Because it felt like being a whoaaaa video, are you stupid?
Welcome to the mid tier Britain grind
This is just 6.3 Britain average gameplay. It's masochistic but I cannnot stop playing it.
@@connivingkhajiit KEK. So true tho. 6.0-6.7 Britain is just meme tanks plus the Cent mk1 and Ratels. Otherwise it’s just HE and HESH shenanigans
Gaijin clearly sees nothing wrong with a fucking machine gun being able to completely disable a tank
Gaijin physics is unnatural
14 mm machine gun
When freaking HE shells and grenades aren't enough to blow a KV-1 track, a Panther track, let alone IS-2 track (there are several stories saying so) and in WT some funny 4 heavy machine gun bullets take them out...
@@viniciuscarvalho770914.5mm
My m18 cannon: *fail to disable a cannon tank*
A literal 14.5mm machine gun:
what you fail to realise is that the machinegun is russian ))))))) of course it make more damage comrade
honestly it feels like they made barrels much more durable. I've hit barrels with a fucking 128mm and turned it yellow. You either specifically need to hit the muzzle break (if they dont have one, fuck yourself) or hit it from the side, which i've had bad luck with using autocannons sometimes.
@@CrazyDutchguys u haven't prayed, and my cannon still get destroyed with mgs all the times
@@baconinalambo4369 im not religious, why would i pray?
@@CrazyDutchguys praying the snail mb
Revenge kill is normal...but going for revenge kill with 12,000 pounds bomb run for 3x times is a Gigachad...If I were you I feel relieved after that match...while for the enemy team like "Oh come on, him again" for bombing his team 3x times...
For every action, there is an equal and heavy opposite reaction.
Being able to MG a barrel within seconds is such a stupid mechanic to be honest
Funnily enough, only 14mm+ guns can damage barrels that fast, and guess which nation has vehicles with 14.5mm roof mounted MGs? You got that right.
@@Pawniac Now tell me how many tanks of said nation have that machine gun.
@@scharrkToo many.
@@majorborngusfluunduch8694 how many tanks have 50cal then ? And since when 6 tanks it's too many?
2'nd gen ATGM vs T-34-85 and Tiger H1. Very historically accurate, Gaijin, nice job
I mean what BR do you want the ratel 20 to be?
@@suzanarubi9254 add APC with ~90mm pen and 7.0-7.3 BR
@@rasde_r I would love to have 90 MMs of pen with the ratel 20, its just that i feel like gaijin is not gonna add it
cause its the only thing good about it. autocannon is meh, mobility is dogass, and it has just enough armor to fuze aphe while still dying to 50cal. And the massive size of it attracts attention. The Ratels take a lot of skill to use.
I love how the moment you spawn in an fv4005, planes just manifest up from the depths of hell to retrieve your soul!!!
Damn this is my favourite lineup, Bonkers in downtier and half useless in an up tier
I loved the part where you “whoaaaaaaaa”-ed everywhere.
I love how every video you can feel the frustration during moments with added effects. Peak Malzi video imo
this guy is just fantastic
Being a British main there is only pain
4:19 "Tiger H1 ammunition - SC500 (literally a bomb)" they said
4:21 Tiger H1 with ammunition SC500
Not bad, not bad…
Посмотришь видео про war thunder-хочется играть,скачаешь..поиграешь пару боёв-удаляешь)
Need you back with "oh so big..." Content
Day 100 of asking Malzi to play the Char 2C bis at top tier
That sound effect at 3:27 brought back nostalgia
0:15 I swear, Russian machineguns do more damage than some autocannons.
You've never heard about m2, right?
So many paladins out there not thinking about their shot placement, so funny to watch when they hit the hull and expect an overpressure on heavily armored vehicles.
I like how the Pershing decided to mg your tracks instead of shooting you lmao
Never enjoyed listening to Tchaikovsky so much
Yo Malzi love the vids dude 🤙
No way bro got the Lego Batman music up in here
This vid was so funny, as always :)
The british everything slow lineup is pain
Я с этой музыкой аж Алконафтера вспомнил)
The Lego Batman sound track in the background is goated at least I think it’s the Lego Batman soundtrack idk tho
14.5mm machine gun (russian) vs a super heavy tank barrel
THE RUSSIAN MG WINS
oh I was just recently researching tortoise. And i like it
We need more lancaster funny moments
Day one asking Malzi to play with the T-35.
nice video good shot
malzi decal when
Glad I’m not the only one having a bad time
Day 25 of asking Malzi to play French Top tier (Ground RB)
Nice
Tortoise should implement APDS. It's a shame that no one is suggesting this on the forum.
For some time now I have been wondering whether there are really so few memes in the English-language segment that the same ones have been used for more than a year? I'd really like to hear the answer
Day 1 of asking Malzi to play without Skill Issue (Bush)😂
Nice remix of la marseillaise 😉
What a beautiful day in war thunder
"Wankaa!!!!"
Day 1 of asking Malzi to buy a new toy
Tutel 🐢
Day 10 of asking Malzi to play the L-62 ANTI-II
Day 14 of asking Malzi to play Obj 268
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO MALZIIII 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Poor Maus😢😢😢
Day 136 of asking malzi to play USSR Top tier
4:20 gaijin now presents fv190 D as a tiger H1 😅
KPVT aint no joke lmao
he is literally me
4:21 since when are there kill cams for bombs?
I find it broken that a machine gun can take out a tank barrel
Great reminder of why I stopped playing. How dare someone want to play with tanks in their tank gamemode.
Day 104 of asking Malzi to play ArieteAMV
bro killd me twize in the second match
Day one asking malzi to play war thunder moblie
Tortoise Power!
Day 21 of asking malzi to play minecraft
Hi Malzi
Birtain suffers
So much pain in the video it makes me want to report it for self harm
Day 88 of asking Malzi to touch grass XD:)
Tortoise (tutel) =🍷🗿
Yes,
W h O O O O O O O O a
Day 112 of asking Malzi to play planes on controller without changing any of the default controls
Really ? Isn't that easier than playing on keyboard ?
@@uthopia27 no because you have less control options
@@uthopia27As an Xbox player, I would say no. Mouse gives you more precision than the hat sticks and the controller doesn't have enough buttons for all the key bindings you need. It's a challenge.
@@DarkHelmet46 AHH so it just a case of less buttons to use got it
tutel tried so very hard to carry. tutel almost made its dreams come true.
#relatable
day 39 of asking comrade Malzi to play the SU100Y
pain is real
Мне нравится британский тутел
Games like this are why I can't play warthunder anymore. You queue and load for 5 minutes, spend 5 minutes driving to the enemies or camping while you wait for the enemy approach, go to the perfect position, then a locust or something drives out in front of your teammates and disables your gun/tracks so you can't do anything but die. Then you either respawn and get spawned camped or you wait 10 minutes for your next round
malzi=good content
Day 171 asking malzi to play with no sound in ground sim battles
Malzi play on top tier ships. Day 91 𓀐𓂺
Tutel poooooower
Day 149 of asking Malzi to play the G91ys:
CAS has become so bad and vitriol that its kept me from going back to the game. Every match is a plane v tank frenzy where the planes universally murder every armored vehicle with impossible precision going straight through armor with fifty cals or dropping bombs on their heads. AA never gets spawn cause killing planes aint as profitable as killing tanks with planes, friendly air support is the same reason, and in the AA's case, it is especially bad because all of them get exclusively targeted and annihilated. Which is made even worse by the fact that higher tier AA does not get the velocity and fire rate to provide air coverage, nor can they see the tracers the shoot to even try to judge distance to target. (Good luck with that, cause any kind of network latency immediately makes that impossible.)
First
4:22 the Tiger H1 use SC500🤔🤔
wait did he break your barrel with a 12.7mm? I thought that didn't work anymore?
Day 85 of asking Malzi to play Chi-Nu II
HI MALZI I LOVE YOU
Did he really destroyed your barrel with a dshk mg? What the hell. It takes so many hits with M2
ВОооо Это чисто мои типичные бои) Один в один)
Day 2 of me asking mazli to sleep
Day 2 of asking to use TF2 domination sounds when killing somebody 3 times in a row or going on a killing spree of 6 in a short period of time
Day 99 to ask malzi to play Air Simulator Battles
Day 99 asking małże to play 2C in top tier
germany be like
Bruh 5.3 - 5.7 vs ATGM that's why I stoped playing
Day 152 of asking Malzi to suffer on the leopard 1 without sound in sim battles
@malzi u Albania ??
7am 😔
POV: Playing Britain in wt
Привет из казахстана!
Day 97 of asking Malzi to play rank 1 Italy
Day 92 asking malzi to play amx-30(1972)