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Later that night Shad's wife: "They pillaged the pantry. I'm not even going to tell you what they've done to the bathroom, they all but destroyed the plumbing. I don't understand; what are they doing in my house?"
Spoken to mrs Jazza. 😂
Good thing she only had 4 of em, instead of 15.
i laughed so hard i was in pain...
At least they didn’t crack the dishes and smash the plates.... that’s what ms. Shad hates
This killed me
Shad now: We ate like a hobbit for a day and it nearly killed us
Shad eventually: We fought a Balrog for a day and it actually killed us
That was Shad the Gray. He'll get better and be Shad the White.
Shad uploads a video 3 days later titled: I'VE RETURNED AS SHAD THE WHITE
How realistic is fighting while falling down the chasm of doom?
BUT, he did not pass
@@richardsanchez9190 Nonstop sparring for ten days?
I think, genuinely, that despite a hobbits prodigious appetite they actually have very good portion control. Like in the books, Bilbo was absolutely peeved that the dwarves emptied his pantry and finished an entire seed cake.
yeah they probably just eat much smaller meals. but just eat a lot of them. in fact a lot of body builders will eat like 5 smaller meals everyday instead of the typical 3. so the idea isn't exactly unprecedented.
Well they are also half as big as the average adult human.... I feel like their size also doubles their metabolism. Especially considering most Hobbits were really hard workers too, from farmers, to gardeners, brewers, potters, ranchers, etc. If you've worked EXTREMELY hard, you'll know just how fast you get hungry too, but those are mostly like a snack type of hungry, not a full on meal.
Yeah. If a small body is working half the day, it needs an almost constant recharge of energy.
And it'd mostly small portions, enough to go back to work. Only the three main meals would be big. And not even that big, since they would've eaten something not that long ago.
In the end, they eat the proportional food of a human worker, but spaced along the whole day.
[Party feasts like Bilbo's retirement are another can of worms, they're special occasions]
Edit: plus, once the body gets accustomed to the hours of eating, it will regulate metabolism to adapt to it. You can't eat like a hobbit once and call it imposible, you need to do it for an extended period of time.
Except pippin ate 4 lembas breads. One bite of which fills a man's stomach.
Assumptions being that "fills a stomach" just means an average meal and not literally to the brim, the bread has around 4 bites (Its been a while, and I remember the bread looking bigger, but 4 bites makes the calculation huge already), and hobbits have half size stomachs compared to men.
All that means pippin ate 16 meals that would satisfy a full sized man and still seemed fairly hungry. And that's assuming they're only 4 bites large.
@@DarthZ01 lembas breads closest irl equivalents are either bannock (which, btw, isn't exclusive to the native Americans but also to the Gaelic area as well), or hard tack. Lembas isn't magical, either, as far as I know. Which just means it's a honey, fruit and nut bread that's highly dense in carbs. And hard tack, along side a beverage (normally water or an alcohol) and some cheese or jerky were the daily rations for many a man in the past. So if you take lembas bread as a non magical food, that's just nutrient rich and dense with carbs, then in theory legolas (my phone wants to say Legoland lol) saying you can fill a man's stomach with just a bite isn't erroneous. I've had bannock, and it's very much something you can nibble on during a hike and stave off hunger for hours. I've had modern hard tack, and it's lesser then bannock in that regard. But the thing is, I've also sat with my family and eaten ALOT of bannock during a campsite cuz I'm bored. So, I think what legolas actually meant in his needlessly flowery way of talking alot of the elves in the books had, was that in a pinch, you could eat just lembas bread for days, and stay comfortably full on small rations.
And pippin isn't your average hobbit. He's immature and impulsive for much of his adventure and only matures once he realizes the state of the world. Also, he didn't know that lembas bread was intended to be eaten in small amounts.
Further to my point, though, is that after Frodo and Sam get seperated from the fellowship, they eat appropriately for the rest of their journey and their lembas stores last until the get to Mount doom.
Title: We eat like a hobbit
Actual video: Shad eating and drinking like an orc
🤣🤣
Eating like an orc:
Nothin' but maggotty bread for three stinkin' days!
@@SleepySloth2705 Oz: *dies from food overdose*
Shad: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
@@UltraGalaxyify Poor Oz stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.
That depends on what Orc Lore you use. Pathfinder Orc Lore is different from Tolkien's, which is different from D&D Orc Lore. From my findings, most Orc Lore describes them as carnivores, while they can eat non-meat, they don't get any nutrition from it.
Your crucial mistake was attempting to eat like a hobbit without smoking copious amounts of hobbit pipe-weed
No Old Toby? No Longbottom Leaf? No pints? Mad men!
Gotta get that top quality Pipe weed to eat all that, might have made them a bit too giddy tho
I don't think that tobacco would have helped them eat.
@@nick012000 He isn't talking about tobacco, my dude.
@@nick012000 aww my sweet cinnamon roll
This is why Hobbits never leave the Shire. They're either spending all their time making food, eating it, and after they've eaten it and can't move.
Yep, that is in fact the canonical reason.
Just wait til you Zoomers hear about Cobain
That farmer must make a lot of high price salad. If you know what I mean.
Thus the reason for that super-food they use when traveling.
"Adventures? Are you bloody high on your pipeweed, Gandalf, I can't raise my butt from my chair!"
now i want to know how Hobbits stay fit, and do they actually digest any of that?
I always pictured the hobbit meals as a variety of snacks, sandwich breaks, biscuits and almost full meals. Not as one full meal after the other.
Yes, this is more how I eat. Light breakfast (a protein pancake usually), handful of nuts for 2nd, handful of grapes and cheese for elevenzies. Lunch is my big meal, followed by light snacks (fruit, cheese, hummus and veggies, granola bar, etc) until bed.
I usually eat a light breakfast a couple of breakfast cakes or something like that, with two cups of coffee. Have a mid morning sandwich. Then have a full meal lunch. Then have another sandwich in the mid afternoon. Then have a pre-dinner of biscuits, grapes, coffee and such little things like that. Then have a full dinner. Then have some sweet heavy puddings. Then have an apple half an hour before bed.
To be fair, I think that elevenses is more of a snack time, like afternoon tea.
@@ranger3576 In WFRP it was a constant snacking. Hobbits would rather putter around and make pastries than survive on large amounts of bland staples.
They have one religious festival in the Moot where they eat like that, Pie Week. Everything closes down and the hobbits spend their days making fruit preserves and pies which they immediately eat.
Yea, I went the opposite route, I kinda pictured them not only as seven full meals, but like seven buffet meals. The ones you gotta roll away from xD
"Hobbits really are amazing creatures." -Gandalf
*Shad yelling inside the jug*
Ah yes , i see 4 men nearly getting killed by eating i click
*nom nom*
*Heavy om nom nom noises*
The trve mukbang
The hobbit theme is just an excuse to EAT
If you just leave the spone and knife you will be able easily eate 2 to 3 times more. I am around 100kg and 1.8m, also i am bit of those no matter how much they eat i don't gain that much fat. But i can eat quite alot. My average is 5k of calories a day. Sometimes 8k. I have my main food time 2 times a day. The rest are snacks. But not your avg snacks. They are healthy ones. Fruits, vegetables, nuts sometimes sandwichs , ect... but the biggest are the fruits (lots of apples +15 , + 3 big bananas a must). My biggest meal the first one the breakfast. The second and last is at around 4 or 5 pm. No eating at night ,but just drinking. No alcohol, no drugs of any kind or type , no pork too. Use your hand more while eating, you would eat more. Cue faster , like increase the frequency of your mouth so that after eating it hearts to talk. Drink water before, after and in between the food. Alot of water access the day. Very heavily good middle eastern food. Middle east, North China and North India (without hots) food is the best in terms of how good it is and how healthy and how much you will eat. If you eat 2k or 3k calories a day you will with this eat 2+ times more.
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- The drink for this meal is unfermented wine. Non-alcoholic. You also can call it grape juice, almost.
- Yeah, it's almost exactly what you could call it...
_Almost_ ;)
"Not entirely unlike grape juice"?
😄😄😄
That’s Mormons for ya.
@@infidelheretic923 that's sadness I say
You mentioned that you were feeling really good between meals. People's blood sugar tends to drop at about the 2hr mark depending on what you eat and biochemistry. When you eat, it spikes your insulin since your body has to take care of the excess sugars. When your insulin level spikes your serotonin levels also spike and thus you feel happy. It's why some people end up addicted to food, particularly if you suffer from depression. It literally makes you feel good.
thank you for the explanation.
Add a pair of aching leg joints and a sedentary life routine and now you know why I'm overweight
huh well thats interesting... wonder if thats related to how for afternoon tea I eat more then I do at dinner lol
That’s why hobbits are so damn jolly all the time then
Bro I hope that's all it is, cause the option I was afraid of was that Shad had gone into ketoacidosis and was feeling drunk from the ketones, and was literally about to fall into a coma. There was a moment in the video when my stomach dropped cause what he was describing sounded like diabetic coma was about to strike, and I would really rather that NOT happen to him.
You need to be working between meals, Hobbits aren't lazy someone has to grow and raise all that food.
Exactly. I remember on the Movie, it's clear narated that they love everything that grows, pertaining to gardening and planting vegetables and raising Livestocks.
@@bryanmerel How have the Hobbits not become an integral part of Middle Earth's economy?
@@rhorynotmylastname7781 question is....do Hobbit even have yhe concept of...money? 🤔
@@bryanmerel Yes they do. Bilbos family is often mentioned as being one of the most wealthy in the Shire. His neighbors envy him for bringing back „multiple large chests of gold, flowing over“, they have an Inn in which they spend some of their savings. There is a similar economic shear with more wealthy and less wealthy lineages etc
@@cleanixx5343 But it is never mentioned that they... pay the way see it for example when Humans eat at a Hobbit Inn. It sounds more like a pure Hobbit-Village would be a trading community like "I have Beer, you have Bread, we have a meal." I mean, they have a Tavern, yes... but I cannot imagin them pay with silver and gold coins for their meals there :D
I went to uni with a bloke who could literally eat enough that his abdomen was physically distended, far in excess of what everyone else had, nap for an hour or so and come back skinny as he was before he started. He was 5'2" or so and looked like a 12 year old. I swear to this day that he was actually a hobbit pretending to be a small human.
they travel in our world now and then, but never for long often hidden, and utterly invisible when they don't wish to be found.
Pretty much although hobbit meals aren't alway huge meals they did some as small ones as they did here if your a particular person like myself that loves food you mag be oksy somehow I'm still slim XD
Hi, are you speaking about me? Because that sounds like me. A lot.
Meanwhile, I eat one salad leaf, nap for an hour or so, and come back 1kg heavier.
Reminds me of Tarrare.
I feel like I need to defend my husband's honour here: I generally do the cooking in our house purely because I am the better cook, but Sir Ben's eggs are the best I've ever had. 🙌
Haha
Crucial knowledge there, Mrs Sir Ben
I might try Mr Mrs Sir Ben's sloppy egg Season All recipe
Does he make eggs Sir Benedict?
Gordon Ramsey makes sloppy eggs as well.
The concept of Hobbit civilisation seems to revolve less around food preparation; the planting, farming, harvesting, preserving, preparing, and ultimately cooking of not just the next meal, but all future meals. All hobbits would live in what is essentially a "kitchen village", its economy based on the buying and selling of each other's produce. As a result, the hobbit physique is moderately athletic but "well padded".
Also, my theory on hobbit feet is that they are not proportionally bigger, they just appear that way because their entire race/species have never worn footwear of any kind. Unlike the human foot with its squished-together toes, the hobbit foot's toes are widely spaced, the skin slightly thicker on the upper, and the soles both thick and wide like the pads on dogs and cats (and the soles of overprices running shoes). Thanks to their natural habitat, they have never walked on anything harder than grassy meadows, dirt roads, and wooden floorboards; however, the stone floors and streets of human civilisation might wear on their soles after a while (like that captive tiger or bear in some rich idiot's "private zoo" with concrete floors).
Person: So what do you do for a living?
Shad: Oh me? Oh I force feed Mormons.
Person: Wh-... ... sure okay.
Ah yes what a excellent way to get rid off of them. Make them eat like a hobbit for a day.
Gold
Shad: Come over guys, let's have a few meals!
The Boys: A few?
Shad: Seven, to be precise...
The Boys: What?
Shad: We start at 7 am. Don't be late!
“You’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today”
“Because we’re all Hobbits...?”
“Precisely, 06/22/2021, 7:00 AM, meet at my house, we eat, whoever eats all their meals first gets to live as the only Hobbit, everyone else DIES, you have til tomorrow to prepare, good luck”
Eat bomb, floor monster.
@@chiptuna8292 Who told you this nonsense? I'm quite bomb-proof you know. My actual weak point is... !! Whoops! There I go talking too much again...
@@BlankPapers "Begun, the hobbit wars have" (except it's saruman saying it)
The most important thing: everyone has THE STICK
#BetterThanBacon
The 2.5 meter hobbit has a spoon the size of a staff.
Tis the only way to live
Stick life, I'm taking shads advice and picking up a walking stick
some bigger then others ;)
For functional Fandom: Surfing down a hill or staircase on a shield, possibly also shooting arrows, Legolas/Link style.
Do you think there’s a video out there of Legolas scenes with gamer edits?
The 'drunkenness' and 'high' absolutely IS a mix of endorphins from cramming in so much food, and oxytocin from the good times with friends.. So yeah, technically Shad DID get 'drunk' and 'high' just from food and near-beer lmao... Kinda like the empty wine barrels episode... Classic Shad.. Will always love this channel..
What are Hobbits coming to these days when they can't eat 7 full course meals a say
"It wasn't about the food we ate, it was about the references we made along the way."
-Me
Next on Functional fandom: Drink like a Lannister.
"Hi, I'm Shad and today I drink my own weight in wine...."
When Shad said he wasn't struggling as much as before at supper, I was like: aaaand your stomach is rupturing in 3 2 1
One thing to remember about hobbits is that their society is very agrarian. Anywhere they go, they walk. The hour or so in between meals is spent doing chores, pulling weeds, shoveling hay, taking long walks (with half sized hobbit legs) and occasionally getting involed with the affairs of wizards.
Yeah. Farmers in my country SEEM to eat like crazy, but the amount of calories they burn in all their daily chores makes them actually sinewy.
Und theyre smaller. Which means they need more calories per kg weight than a normal size person
You also have to account for the author's perspective with the meals, we are talking about a British author who grew up with these meals. So a little research shows 3 of the 7 meals listed are supposed to be tea with a light snack, not full-on meals in their own right. Supper and DInner are weird because 1 of those would be a large meal, but the other would probably be like an appetizer meal. None of this accounts for any of the meals having dessert either, so we could actually be talking about an 8th meal on occasion.
@@TheNewRidore Yeah, that makes sense. So that's why it seems like a Hobbit about 3/4 the size of a normal human can eat nearly 3 times as much as a human.
@@TheNewRidore Very true, and the English country labourer from Tolkien's day would have eaten breakfast before sunrise, a very long day, so supper is almost a light snack a short time before bed and breakfast is super early before you start working in the fields.
As my grandmother liked to say
"First you eat because you're hungry, then because it tastes good. Finally you eat because its impolite to leave anything on the plate" before giving someone another helping
This comment makes me appreciate the cultures where it is IMpolite to not leave anything on your plate.
As someone who's hypoglycemic, I eat like this daily, so if I may, I'd like to inform you guys of how best to have done this.
Starting off, your 1st, Luncheon, and supper are your three big main meals. Next is 2nd breakfast, elevensies, and supper, these are your smaller meals, slightly bigger than a snack, but smaller than your full meal. Then finally you have your afternoon tea, this one you did fairly spot on, keep it simple with things like fruits and cheeses, or you can make this your sweets meal since cupcakes and the like pair with tea so well. Other than that I'd say you guys did great in surviving a hypo's meal day.
Sidenote: This has also brought an interesting concept to mind for me. Since our human bodies see the overuse of one's pancreas, and therefore an increase of natural insulin production, as a detriment, but someone like me who IS hypoglycemic can do this and be fine, what if the pancreas of hobbits/halflings naturally developed to produce a larger amount of natural insulin, hence why they're able to eat twice as much as a regular human and feel just fine?
Very cool thought
So, after eating themsrlves to death, nothing is seen or heard of Shad's team for a week?
Well..., 'everything is a poison, and the dosage determines toxicity' - Paracelsus
That "the most I've ever eaten" joke was not missed by me. ONE MORE STEP
And he took that step. And the next one after that!
Have you watched that version all the way through
Next challenge idea, gather 5 other men, preferably two that are taller than average, and one that's just a bit taller than you guys, then spend 6 months traveling to an active volcano, just an idea of course.
There's an old series called A Simple Walk. Where two guys walk from the Shire set to the mount doom location.
Sounds like a good excuse for a trip to Hawai'i
Sadly, there are no active volcanos in Australia. There are a few inactive ones, but nothing active
That sounds... like an adventure. No self respecting hobbit would do something as unhobbit like as an adventure!
throw a rolex into a volcano on iceland.
Bah, there was only one of you that is a proper hobbit. Ben is a proper hobbit, then we have two dwarves and an elf. Well done Ben!
Correction:
One Hobbit, One Dwarf, One Orc, One Elf.
This is what strongmen/powerlifters have to do everyday in order to maintain their weight/strength, and most say it's the worst part of their training routine and can be somewhat demoralizing. Some even get up in the middle of the night to squeeze in a meal
I remember watching a video of the daily intake of Olympic athletes, something like 10000 calories a day.
@@johnevans347 Yeah I remember Michael Phelps was famous for his huge caloric intake.
Yeah, I have to eat kinda like this when I'm training for a role, and it's easily one of the things I look forward to the least 😂😖
“Breakfast is behind, the 2nd is ahead,
And there are many meals we're fed,
Through luncheon to the afternoon tea,
Eat until the stars we see.
Then dinner behind and supper ahead,
We'll wander back to home and bed.
Ale and pancakes, eggs and soup,
We all shall puke! We all shall puke!
Sauce and rice, and meat and bread,
And then to bed! And then to bed!"
Underrated comment right here.
Wonderful
I hate you, I love you, I hate that I love you 🎶
As an amateur Poet myself, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 💘💕❤💗💖
The worst part is this still works with the really uncomfortable shot of Denethor eating a tomato
Them, four Aussies who are fully grown: nearly killed us.
Me a young man who hasn't finished puberty: when's second breakfast?
Hahahahahaha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I get you man wow 😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣.
I remember those days. I could eat two or three times as much at 12 as I can at 33.
I can relate lol
The difference when you can eat 22 pancakes at 12 and only 5 or 6 at 25. Its a big shocker.
My 10 year old nephew, who lives next door, would agree. He told.me once he had only been full one time all year, s s that day he said he had gone back forth between our houses to get 6 meals.
“We ate like hobbits for one day and it nearly killed us”
No you didn’t. How do I know? Because you’re a MORMON and that means NO ALE! 😜
“It comes in PINTS?”
@@MrByakkoneko "I'm getting one!"
"But you have already had a hole half-er already!"
There are Mormon hobbits you know. They were just out on various adventures during the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings stories... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
To the pain!
YES. The best quote ever.
And who doesn't like princess bride.
Nice seeing you here, love your channel!
What's up
@@oliverneudorf1250 true
Guy-sama?! So good to see you here! I see you, too, like the finer things.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Fandom, as if millions of Dereks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
First the Josh fight and now the Derek debacle.
Well done crossover
I had never seen Hello Fresh used as a torture device before
Next they’ll be using audible in gulags for “re-education” purposes
Hello fresh boxes are a fairly convenient size and shape that makes them well suited for stacking, so they are even ok for the guys who load the trailers.
The perfect hobbit breakfast would be: pasta, pizza and cannoli. CHANGE MY MIND
@Fishy Vagina
-- Highly critical of food? Check
-- Cooks way more food than needed? Check
-- Passionate about eating regular meals? Check
-- Hairy feet? Check
I think you might be on to something.
@@sniperdubey cant wait for a remake now
Have to be mushroom pizza. Hobbits have a thing for mushrooms.
Get out of here Metatron haha! You eat that much pasta and cannolis for breakfast your aren't going to fit into armor anymore legionaire haha.
@Metatron important question, are u gonna play chivalry 2
You guys missed the fact that Hobbits had pipeweed to give them the munchies.
CZcams wouldn’t let them promote smoking
@@gamerstheater1187 DAMN YOU FAMILY FRIENDLY STANDARDS!!!
"He went off to live with the elves, and you know what that means..." I choose to interpret that as a euphemism akin to telling a child their dog went off to live on a farm.
"Passed into legend" sounds much better than "An Hero'd"
@Astroblaze the Reality Traverser I had interpreted it as the old Hobbit said, "He's cracked, he is !"
Oh snap, i thought joining the elves meant you were gay ._.
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
The hero in this case is going to be their toilet.
Isnt this quote from Germain Piquaint?
@@platonios4666
It's from Batman Dark Knight said by James Gordon.
@@lars9925 Im quite sure,that there also is a refference to a gwent flavour text.
'Not the hero,Toissaint deserved,but the hero, Toussaint needed.
I always see this meal schedule as maybe how a farmer or rancher would eat. Usually you get up early 5 or 6 ib morning. First breakfast would be something quick to eat to hold you over until chores were done. Maybe a biscuit and quick cup of coffee. Then off to feed the animals. Then your second breakfast which is a full meal. Then off to work again with snacks in between meals for extra energy. Having this much food and thus kind of meal schedule doesn't really work out unless you're a hard worker and busy all day.
I have a hypothesis: Hobbits have incredibly high metabolisms.
Kinda like Sayains
Also working in a pre industrial farming environment from dawn to dusk would burn A LOT of calories
Destroying the One Ring in Mount Doom: HARD
Eating a hobbit diet for one day: VERY HARD
to be fair you can train your body to do such a feet of ability
you cant really train your organs to process more food.
@@electricangel4488 Sure you can. Ever seen Michael Phelps's diet? Or any of that 600lb life stuff?
I think if Shad was any kind of Tolkien character he would’ve a dwarf. His personality and temperament is so Dwarfish
Shad: *uploads 30-minute video explaining the flaws of nunchucks*
CZcamsrs: *replies with their own videos attempting to counter Shad*
Me: “Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of dwarves.”
Also Shad: *eventually uploads 90-minute counter video to the counter videos, thoroughly attacking the arguments until there is virtually nothing left standing*
STICK IS GOOD. DON'T BREAK STICK.
...and dwarfs don’t have hair-covered feet.
That would be weird. I thought dwarves saw swords as weapons for weaklings. The only weapon that can come close to a battle axe as big as them is a hammer of a similar size, if you are more into whacking than splitting.
There are enough human tribes in the Middle Earth (includding the three hobbit tribes) to get one with dwarfish temperament. Or maybe half-dwarfs, if such a thing can exist (not sure if Aüle's children can have progeny with Ilúvatar's children).
He absolutey behaved like a dwarf all the way through this video even while he was pretending to be a hobbit 😂
Why can I see the next sponsored spot as presenting "Hello Freshes Eat like a Hobbit Challenge".
Even as a one off deal, I can see plenty of people taking this up.
And Ben won, hands down.
I'm in. This is one athletic event I believe I could crush.
That sounds fun
You could eat seven meals, but they'd have to be smaller ones. It's slightly more structured than grazing. If you treat the luncheon and supper like the biggest meals of the day, the rest are basically just snack breaks. Farmers used to eat quite a bit back in the day because they were working so hard and needed the extra calories, so I always figured the hobbits were mostly farmers and the ones that did something else still ate more or less like everyone else because they were used to it. That sirloin looked really tasty!
"Taking jewelry to strange places" was so pythonesque it cracked me up
"Listen, strange jewelers hidin' in mountains, distributin' rings is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical volcanic ceremony!"
*BE QUIET!*
@@eldorados_lost_searcher You see! You see! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
"Bloody peasant!"
Well I didn't vote for him...
The entire Australian government system right there.
"He didn't even pay the tab!" "and taking jewelry to strange places!" Love your sense of humor. Thank you. Hope your stomach feels better that's a lot of food.
If you just leave the spone and knife you will be able easily eate 2 to 3 times more. I am around 100kg and 1.8m, also i am bit of those no matter how much they eat i don't gain that much fat. But i can eat quite alot. My average is 5k of calories a day. Sometimes 8k. I have my main food time 2 times a day. The rest are snacks. But not your avg snacks. They are healthy ones. Fruits, vegetables, nuts sometimes sandwichs , ect... but the biggest are the fruits (lots of apples +15 , + 3 big bananas a must). My biggest meal the first one the breakfast. The second and last is at around 4 or 5 pm. No eating at night ,but just drinking. No alcohol, no drugs of any kind or type , no pork too. Use your hand more while eating, you would eat more. Cue faster , like increase the frequency of your mouth so that after eating it hearts to talk. Drink water before, after and in between the food. Alot of water access the day. Very heavily good middle eastern food. Middle east, North China and North India (without hots) food is the best in terms of how good it is and how healthy and how much you will eat. If you eat 2k or 3k calories a day you will with this eat 2+ times more.
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If I ate that much, I literally wouldn't be able to eat for a week.
"We all opened a tab in Bree in your name"
Just remember that Hobbits would have been working in the fields between the meals so they would be able to eat what is said in the books.
Contact Eating With Babash and see what he would say for this
Please bear in mind, Jackson added the 7th meal. TOLKIEN only had 6. Hobbits "needed" these meals because, in theory at least, they were working hard and needed the extra calories. Just because 6 meals are available does NOT mean we eat all 6 everyday. Consider farmer Maggot and family, who had the one large meal and then went to bed. Not all Hobbits do this. I usually only do 3 meals, with afternoon tea.
In addition, Tolkien mentioned that Hobbits loved good plain food. The best approximation of the types of food that Hobbits would eat would be that of an Edwardian farmer. As a gentlehobbit, Bilbo would have his meat delivered to him by his butcher instead of slaughtering it himself, but other than that there is no indication of a hobbit haute cuisine for the upper classes. Tolkien was wavered about including New World foods: he edited out a mention of tomatoes in his abridged _The Hobbit,_ but referenced potatoes in _The Two Towers._ A big part of afternoon tea was cakes. It would have been nice it one of the meals had included mushrooms, since hobbits love them so much.
Bilbo does eat a second breakfast in The Hobbit book, which may be why Jackson added that
Another title for this video: Shad and his Australian buddies eat like their short new Zealand counterparts for 24 hours and almost die
shadiveristy has now evovled to where it's just shad trying to kill himself in a cool way
And bring his friends down with him 😆
If they really were trying to kill themselves, they'd fight with nunchacks
"Greetings I'm Shad and welcome to Jackass"
death by overeating is not a cool way to go, just sayin'
He could have a better excuse that they're preparing for the world's strongest man competition
Shad: *water boards himself*
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Between tho cooking and the eating and the sleeping, I can't help but wonder: when did hobbits ever have time to do anything else?
Smoke.
Organise birthday parties.
They garden, too! And play golf.
@@abbeywade9264 *invented* golf, even
Shad in 2019: Look at this cool sword!
Shad in 2021: I ate 7 meals and I am going to die because of it.
I'd rather look at the cool swords. This was just shamefully boring.
@@almsahrah I actually liked it, but swords...........
@@felipeviana6215 Fair enough. Watching four idiots eat is just not my thing. Time to unsubscribe and be all the more thankful for the "scholagladitoria" channel.
Reasons to subscribe to Shad:
1. He legitimate loves medieval fantasy, he loves it so much he wrote a book!
2. He wants things to be realistic enough that is still believable awhile never ruining the fun of unrealistic cool stuff we love like extremely big swords!
3. He goes the extra mile to make interesting videos, like entering a below zero lake in a barrel to test if it was floatable.
4. He didn't beat the crap out of Jazza for breaking his swords.
5. He didn't beat the crap out of Asher when he beat him in Archery with zero experience.
6. He developed type 2 diabetes with more levels in cholesterol than his levels in fighter for this video.
7. And he bullied a poor hobbit that was living in a barel
I cackled at this, so well played.
I love how Shad behaves like a drunk in some of his videos despite being a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. It proves that alcohol is completely unnecessary to have a good time so long as you have good company and a sense of wonderment and imagination. I'd love to have more friends like this band of Hobbits!
Almost like they get drunk on the atmosphere. Where I come from most people are Orthodox Christian and even the few actually religious among them will indulge in some beer or wine, especially at parties. More common, among those in the countryside especially, is a hard liquor, usually homemade, from plums. I really don't understand why some religions ban alcohol though. I've only ever seen it do harm when consumed in extreme quantities and it's usually the liqour.
I need alcohol to deal with people
I've always preferred being hyper to being druunk, bth
Clearly someone hasn’t had an actually good time. Imagine how much “fun” you have with just your friends. Now add drugs and alcohol into the mix. Then you’ll understand why human do them.
Maybe be does still drink, I know mormons who do still have a drink at gatherings, parties, ect.
Hey Shad! I am currently reading Rhythm of War and I noticed that you were in the acknowledgements for reference for historical combat, in the book. I've been a fan of yours for a while and it is so cool to read and think "Oh man! That sounds like an addition by Shad!" when reading some of the fight scenes and remembering videos you've made talking about the same topic. The example that comes to mind is when you did the video on the murderstroke in that anime and spoke about stopping an overhand blow mid-swing before it could build up momentum.
I want to see a LoTR spinoff series where Shaddeus Underhill is pursuing his identity theft nemesis, Frodo Baggins. Always a step behind, he nearly catches Frodo at the Grey Havens. Frodo looks back and smiles, knowing he got away with a free bar tab. Shad let’s it go, recalling his own adventures along the way. Making it back to the Prancing Pony in Bree, he pays the tab. What he DIDN’T realize is the innkeeper forgot to add the damage to the rooms rented for the night..... FROOOODOOOOO!!
Cogent campaign!
XD
This. Yes, that. Do it. they need to do it
We need that
I mean this is genious :D
The Kmart shopping trip makes even more sense
Ha hahah ahahhahah lol
I am pretty sure he was at Big W.
"If I take one more bite.. It'll be the most I've ever eaten" is the best part of the video
This functional fandom thing is amazing. I need more.
Shad to his minions - "Hey guys you wanna eat food all day?"
Minions "Umm... yes"
Serious talk: In general, small mammals have higher caloric needs relative to body size, because their increased surface area relative to volume means they lose heat more quickly and need to burn more energy to maintain body temperature. (there are some species of tiny shrews that can literally starve to death in a matter of hours.) This may go some way towards explaining hobbits increased appetites--they literally biologically have to eat more food.
Do you have any idea in how the biology around the matabolism works on real people with dwarf syndrome?
@@ChadwickDickinson thanks for putting that thought in my head
I think they forgot children and short adults exist🤣
Small mammals might have higher caloric needs relative to body size but still won't need to eat as many calories a day as humans.
Even a large breed dog only needs roughly half the calories of an average man's to maintain weight. And all dogs have a faster metabolism than humans.
It's simply not that straightforward. And hobbits don't just eat a lot "for their size", they eat as much (or even more in Merry and Pippin's case) than creatures double their size - which of course is complete nonsense.
I identify as a small mammal 😂
Functional Fandom suggestion: locate all six infinity stones, construct the infinity gauntlet and snap half of existence out.
"I just ate seven meals."
"Each one was its own circle of hell!"
"And they all were lovely!"
Risking your life for the greatest question of the universe. Thank you for your contribution to the human race! You sir are a true hero.
Surely you mean the hobbit race
He seems to be suffering from Hobbit pattern baldness on his feet.
If you think it through Medieval Times had medieval customs and eating that amount of food meant that they actually work the fields and also trained with the sword an armor which requires a lot of energy
Well we don't need the answer, 42, we need the question.
This is just a video of 4 Australians attempting to do what Americans do every year at Thanksgiving but spaced over a day
unsure if im insulted or complimented. Either way this is correct XD
Seems legit
If so they better not skip out on the pie Americans love it, especially apple.
He's Australian? I always thought he was British lol.
@@GabiN64 And Mormon too.
Ben is honestly that one subtly handsome guy who can low-key change the tide of wars if someone pissed him off.
Going to have to report you to @mrs sir Ben
A little late commenting here but I have given this some thought. Hobbits are an English based agrarian society so as a former farm kid let me give you my perspective on the Hobbit meals. Now first breakfast to me would be tea and toast or crumpets with jam. Then it's out to the barn to feed the livestock and milk your couple of cows. While you're doing this Mrs. Hobbit will be in the house making second breakfast of bacon and eggs, hashbrowns etc. Then it's back out to the barn to muck out stalls and do other chores then back in for elevenses which I would imaging to be more tea and maybe some cheese, cold cuts and crackers. Then it's back out for more chores and around 12:30 it's back in for lunch of hot soup and sandwiches afternoon tea is well afternoon tea and coffee cake or crumpets then dinner would be cheese, meat, veggies and bread maybe more soup. Finally we get to supper of a joint of meat like a ham or a roast with potatoes and garden vegetables. Still an incredible amount of food but not the championship eating event the boys had.
"Oh christ, he's a starting early today."
- Shad's neighbors
"And he's got friends with him.
...and they're eating all the food in the neighborhood! Quick, lock the storage room!"
@@sternis1 really a panic buy at their local grocery store
Oh, I know this kind of pain. I was once a missionary in Utah, and at Thanksgiving, EVERYONE wanted to feed us. For the Thanksgiving of both of those years, I remember eating at least six meals, and I think it was seven meals during that second year. I nearly cried from how hard it was to keep eating, trying to be polite to the people. I'm glad I'll never have to do that again.
Cheers and honours to all of you, good Game Hobbits.
I had to learn to take food home. That seems to satisfy people. :D
"I love cooked chicken" - Shad
ONE WOULD HOPE
I can't imagine what Shad would be after a few drinks
I truly enjoy how his friends keep looking at him like "DUDE...you lost your mind...Well he is being normal"
"You know how small that is, because I'm a hobbit! That means it's half the size of what you'd think it is!" We know Shad, we know. 🤣🤣🤣
7 meals isnt that bad, first you have a cup of coffy before sunrise and start with your chores, then by 7 you have breakfast, then by 11 you have a smal bite, then by 13 you have lunch ( hot food), 15 is afternoon tea, 17 is dinner (hot food), supper by 19 as i a cup of tea and a cookie. :)
If you are working in fields all day long to produce the food you are going to need to eat more food ^_^
"This close, this close. And do you know how close that is? It's half the size you would think it is because I'm a hobbit." Ahahahahahahaha you're too much.
lmao this is the relationship between true friends.
*Friend struggles*
Shad: you're soft! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
A proper bromance, indeed.
I feel like Shads companions are always in a mixed state of confusion, fun and grave concern for Shads mental state and their own safety 😆 don't ever change Shad
I second this, I will duel anyone who thinks Shad should change. Especially if the duel involves the use of a bec de corbin but with a rubber chicken as the spike, a mass of plastic spiders as the hammer, and a replica of Skallagrim's beard as the bill.
@@synthemagician4686 I'll bring nunchaku against you! The main trick is gonna be to trick you into swapping weapons, so that I'll get the 10 times more efficient one.
@@synthemagician4686 haha epic beyond reproach. May the wings of the Valkyries carry you on to Odins hall in Valhalla one day great warrior.
Shad: **goes on a diet to slim down**
Also shad: **eats like a hobbit**
"I'm Frodo because I'm carrying the heaviest burden!" was maybe one of the best possible lines.
Shad Fact: Shad's light work outs include bench pressing full cement truck, pulling small mountains back and forth, and some yoga.
Yoga Dang the man is Hardcore
"Shad Facts" what the what? 🙃
@@TzarBomb you can find a Shad fact under each of Shad's videos.
You creep
Yoga is important for core strength. Moving mountains is more of a hobby
Shad breaking his scholarly character around his friends is the funniest thing to me
That’s not shad! That’s shaddius
Look. I mean no offense to anyone here, nor do I mean to demean Shad's efforts, or anything like that. But I think that calling them friends might be a bit naive. Shad is their employer. They get paid to make silly jokes based around situational context. I personally have no reason to assume that they are anything but business partners.
@@radmar21405 They can be employees and friends for all we know...
@@radmar21405 they're not playing characters here man, they genuinely having a good time
That's possible too, I guess.
🤣 Laughed all the way through! This was so much fun. Food looked great too. Now I'm wondering if they did a "Neverland (Lost Boys)" type of meal, where the food looks invisible.
“And that’s the real under hill” 😂😂you had me from the very start of this video and I never stopped!!!
*could it be that actual Hobbits have such an insanely rapid metabolism that it actually does require seven meals a day to keep them from becoming famished and falling over and becoming inadvertent trip hazards to others?*
No Frodo and Sam made it for a long time on Lembas (whatever power bars that is)
@@felixtheswiss bear in mind lembas can fill the stomach of a grown man with one bite. So it should handily sustain a pair of hobbits.
The Hobbits seem to represent a Medieval sort of existance. I'd imagine that they spent all day working like Medieval villagers, so they'd work it off, instead of letting it all accumulate like that poor unfortunate at Shad's right.
Wouldn't the food they eat be very simple, which should go down better--and stay there?
Or they are simply less efficient at actually absorbing nutrients and thus need more
That's actually a really good point. Smaller creatures do have faster metabolism. Take a bird vs an elephant. The bird seem to eat less but that's because of the difference in size. If you compare the food/size ratio you would see that the bird has a higher food/size ratio.
As hobbits are half the size of a regular human with 5 meals a day, it's very possible that real hobbits would have higher food/size ratio. But we have to consider that half the size is not that big of a difference in size, so the higher food quantity would be very noticeable. But even from 5 to 7 meals is not that big of a difference l.
What about second breakfast? Elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them?
I wouldn't count on it, Pip.
"Don't forget your second wind..." Billy Joel would be so proud!
"This is what happens when I'm on 4 hours of sleep!"
I mean, the effect is different on everyone, but sure xD I get that way at zero hours :D
Just like many people, Shad turns into a madman in the presence of his crew.
I am dismayed that they missed the line: Sam: "You finished it." Frodo: "Not quite. There's room for a little more."
Only Shad could convince us to watch a 20 minute commercial for Hello Fresh that involves a bunch of grown men giggling and overeating. Well done!
Shad, what are your thoughts about the fortresses of the Renaissance? I find it a very interesting time as everything has to be redesigned around the capabilities of gunpowder with bastions, glacis and ravelins. It would be an interesting topic to compare fort design before and after.
This is one giant Hello Fresh ad and I ain't even mad
Mad respect to halfling Cooks, Chefs, and Housewives/Husbands.
They would have time for nothing else but cooking and cleaning the cooking stuff
"Do you ever wonder why we grow SO MUCH food?"
"...So we can eat it, of course."
"Oh, right. Another row of potatoes, then?"
Always been interested in the variety of axe/mace heads shown in fantasy, and how practical some are.
Something else to keep in mind, Shad; The Hobbits are very Snoop Dogg friendly, if you look into what they stuff into their pipes 😂 That also probably helps regarding their insane food portions