Deny the Bi (A Documentary Of A Bisexual In Denial)
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- čas přidán 25. 03. 2017
- People requested a Lance redo of my gay Keith vid??? Here it is?? Its terrible bye!!
Songs: I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor
The X Files Song??
Careless Whisper by George Michael (THIS BIT WAS EDITED BECAUSE OF COPYRIGHT I HAD TO PUT IN A RANDOM CZcams COPYRIGHT FREE SONG)
Watch it on tumblr: laneylily.tumblr.com/post/1588...
HI MY NAME IS *LANCE MCLAME* AND WHEN I HATE SOMEONE I STAND BY THEIR SIDE EVERY *SECOND* OF *EVERY DAY*
died
lmao
omfg i love your profile picture
Pearl idiots
me
This could replace the Mona Lisa
Satan's Daughter OMG 😂
it IS the mona lisa my friend
this is a video,, it physically cannot replace the mona lisa,,,,
cobaltivy
Shush
No one would ever know
Lance: "I was trying to hit Keith"
me: IS HE H I T T I N G O N KEITH?!
'Heh, like that?'
He didn't mean to hit on Allura 😔
@Cristal J. Animation can I have some
Illuminati confirmed.
*Illuminati music*
"What was that noise?"
"L a s e r g u n s"
That is my literal favorite thing in every season of this show. Just, just "Laserguns"
*Bisexual Finger Guns intensify*
CRAP I COMMENTED THIS BEFORE I SAW UR COMMENT LEMME DELETE IT
Does anyone know what Jealousy thy name is Lance means
W H A T
EVERY TIME IT WENT TO THE PHOTOSHOPPED HAND THING I LOST IT
Emma Dilemma IKR SAME
ME
I was trying to watch this at like 1am and my mom got super pissed because I always lost it at the hands.
Emma Dilemma ME TOO
I want to like this comment but its at 666 likes, and I am *not* gonna be the one to ruin that
Hunk: can we keep this straight?
Lance: HELL NAH TO THE NAH NAH NAH!
PinkPaladin 043 69 LIKES XD
Keithy Boy me too
Me every time I see lance with a girl
*_I M C O M I N G O U T_*
this can mean 2 ways one he's commin out as gay or hes------ you know already
@@maeprism9473 🏃🏃🏃
0:53 WHEN LANCE TURNS AROUND AND THE DRAMATIC SOUND PLAYS AHAAHAH
That *cracks* me up every time
Fuck ur spn family please human being love me
SAME LMAO my mom is looking at me thing I’m crazy while I’m cackling
guyssss
Keith's lion is a cherry red color or at least its similar. kinda like pink.
lance is blue.
they make purple.
kinda like the flag????
*illumanati music playing*
eddhead 500 *BANGS HEAD ON WALL* pLEASE. BE. CANON
eddhead 500 YUS
addelicious CANON
I read this and immediately thought of colors by Halsey
Lance: *acts like he hates Keith *
Also Lance: *Literally only compliments Keith when he's talking about him to other people *
“You know Lance and Keith-“
BANG BANG BANG BANG
kinky ass & chains
As soon as I read the second bang the choke kicked in and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
That scene was so uncalled for-
1:07 Hunk in the background like :) "I just made Klance canon." :)
LMAO
Face of joy
every time the screen zoomed in i fucking sobbed omg
LMAO asdfghjkl also ive Watched all ur voltron crack and shit i fucking transcended oh my goddd
I love your Voltron crack!
千一 I couldn’t contain the laughs
千一 bahaha hi mother
Kills me every time
Me season 1: ew klance
Me season 2: maybe klance
Me season 3: YES KLANCE NOW
Ohhhh my god. Do not ask me about pairings in season 7. They. Are. Trying to make. Keith. Straight. Just no.
Me season 1: klance is canon king
@@cris-ne3vk
KICK
KICK
KICK
KICK
S7: Everyone is forced straight now.
Fabric Sterling gdi dreamworks
"Lance recognizes him by his hair"
Me: and we can recognize him by his breathi-.... and I just realized how much we sound like stalkers....
Draw_Me_ Crazy whoops
Timestamp?
: D 2:42
2:31 LANCE ACTS LIKE SUCH A GIRL, I LOVE IT
*We stan a queen*
Lance: *Does face masks, skin care routines, sits on peoples laps, and flirts with Keith*
Also Lance: iM sO sTrAiGhT i ThInK gIrLs ArE sO hOt
He's our lil princess
Lance is the wife
Oh and also let's not forget the time in the comics where Lance was flirting with Allura and Keith cuts in with just ,,laNCE,,
and Allura says ,,Jealousy, thy name is Keith,,
THATS THHE REFERENCE I WAS MAKING YO
laney lily IN THAT CASE GOOD JOB DUDE 👌👌👍👍
Retarded Shinigami wait oh my god it actually said that!? Ahhhhhh I'm dying
Rachel Flatley yep! i couldn't believe myself too, but it looks like Allura knows something we don't (or do)
Lance said that, not Allura
Holy crap, I don't even ship Klance but now I want to. Thank you for this.
Sand in my Toes how can you not I don't understand
Sand in my Toes do you ship it now?
lmao I don't ship it either(the overly aggresive anti's on tumblr have actually made me hate it a lil) but I watch this vid all the tine and cry laughing at it.
YOU MUST SHIP IT DJJSJSJJDSJBEBDEFIVEJBSFI
ONE OF US
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US!
*ONE OF US!*
*_ONE OF US!!!_*
*adds to list of reasons why we are blessed*
2:41 that only happens when you like someone and when you are obsessed about them. I know this is true because I was always able to distinguish my crush at school just by their hair. Hmmm, Lance has some explaining to do...
I-I do not!!
He is obsessed with him lol that's obvious throughout the show-
@SarahAnimatesWolves am i that obvious?
@@lancemcclain1644 yes, yes you are. But dont worry lancey lance we still love you xD
I can determine who people are by their hands :/ and walk and hair.. I'm a little observant at times xD
bLESS YOU
yukariis I FOUND YOU AGAIN. HI.
who sneezed?
achoo choo train
After season seven, this really helped me recover 😭
"What was that noise?" "Lazerguns"
dirty laundry
not the lazerguns
Rabbit 👉🏼👌🏼
*.....Yes......*
😏
Watching this after season 7 cuz i kiNDA NEED THIS GAYNESS
Watching this after season 8 cuz i miss all the gayness
@@floranse5205 s a m e
there was a voltron ad on this, so this is canon
It's funny because it's almost as though it was made BY Keith.
Ikr
I died at "I recognize that mullet anywhere" XD
i first started watching the show a few months ago and that line just made me go "its about to get *gay* up in here" i could s m e l l the queercoding
Hi, this is random but can someone explain what “jealously thy name is Keith” means
GUYS.......*ABUELITA IS COMING*
Rayna The Wolf AHHHHH DO THE DIRTY LAUNDRY (d’ya see what I did there? Huh? Huh?)
**Gasolina plays in the distance**
Guys... why... * crying in the corner *
BRO STOP IT-
AAAAHHHH
AJDLFAGKL THIS IS THE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE I SWEAR!!!!!!
I love this so much I just can't, I've watched it god knows how many times already and it's still so funny, it must be illegal seriously!!!! X'D X'D X'D
I LOST IT WHEN HUNK SAID "Can you keep this thing straight?"
Captn. Rice HELL NO.
Psychotic Muffin TO THE NAHNAH
My dad watches voltron and he shipped klance and I didn't even tell him the ship😂😂😂
Zoe Espinosa Please adopt me!!! X'D
When I told my dad about Klance he looked at me with a weirded out face and that was when I realized I had to hide all of my shipping. He's accepting, he just doesn't exactly understand why we need LGBTQ+ representation, and why kids shows should start having LGBTQ+ characters and ships and that sort of thing.
Insert Creative Name yo dude same my parents think its kinda weird
I can't even scream while watching Voltron :')
2:49 intensifies
Who's watching this after getting slapped in the face by season 7 and remembering the days when klance was actually canon king 😔😔💙❤
Me. 😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢
Me 😭
Have you seen S8
watching this after season 8 dissapointment
my worst fear is lance ending up with nyma and keith with allura bye
edgy loli i want shiro to be with alurra and keith and lance to be together
I want Klance (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
We gonna get Allura + Lance and Keith + Acxa, sadly...
Oneappletree that is very true :,0
VivaciousExe, I hate both of those ships with every ounce of my body. I'd rather them not be in relationships than force those. THEY AREN'T EVEN DEVELOPEDDDDD
Basicly me and my crush...
she knows I have a crush on her but...
she's staight ;^;
rip in pieces my dude
Poofy the Poof HI IM ON THE SAME PAGE AS YOU AND IT SUCKS MY DUDE IM SORRY
Accompany me to see this sad -gay- story
Shibe Pøøf Let me love you
This is my life except I don't know if she's straight cuz she does a lot of straight things and a lot of non straight things.
"I'm comin out."
*literally died*
Its four am and im loosing my shit at their lil defense things crashing together
Grape Nipples 😂😂 the perfect time to watch my videos omggg
Season 7 has me depressed so I came here
Why what happened? Idk what this stuff is but my lil sis watches this and I wanted to know more about it.
0:40 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SHIRO AND HUNK WERE SO SHIPPY
I finally lost it at "Keith's hot"
He is tho 😂
yOUR NOT SHOVING HARD ENOUGH, IM C R Y I N G
i dont even know this animation and im laughing so HARD XD
Da Nuvo watch it
'what was that noise?'
*zoom on lance's face*
_'laser guns'_
AAAAAA A A AAA IM SO WEAK THIS IS SOMEHOW EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE GOD BLESS
I don't even ship Klance and this is like the best video in the whole CZcams
Argie Chori HOW DO U NOT SHIP KLANCE
Argie Chori Klance brightens Voltron with there beautiful hate/love! Ughh...you ship Sheith don't you???..
Even if I did ship Sheith, is there any problem with that? I said I loved this video as a non-Klance shipper, I don't get why I am being shamed.
Argie Chori Well actually...i see your point i was just butthurt when i commented.
Amen to the best video thing, this is AMAZING XD
2:08 SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT THANK GOD
There's also that time when Keith led a mission against Lotor in S3 and Keith tried to keep going with it, but Lance was the *only one* that could calm him down.
And that tv show episode where they have to decide who gets to escape, and Keith choses Lance, but when he has to justify his choice he justs *panik* and says he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life with him, when LANCE CHOSE KEITH BECAUSE "HE'S THE FUTURE" COME ON BOYS
when I watched the last scene (Keith saying "I'm coming out") I immediately sang _"OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE"_
Pecko☆ MR BRIGHTSIDE (when i listen to that song i actually think of keith getting jealous becuase Lance flirts with girls alot. just imagine it >_>)
Now I will forever think of this, thank you
AT 2:33 I STARTED CRYING LAUGHING IDK WHY I FIND THAT PART SO FUNNY
When you ship Keith and lance but your brain doesn't comprehend that they've literally always been at least next to each other in a scene wtf
*SOMETHING HAPPENS WHEN I HOLD HIM*
I NEED THE TITLE OF THAT SONG
I JUST SANG ALONG WITH THAT PART MY MOM JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND TOLD ME KEEP IT DOWN HAHA
Lance: *pokes chest*
Keith: *fucking offended*
It's 1:42 am
Me : I need sleep
Brain : NOPE
Well . I watched it at class. I fucking spited water in my desk.
i cAm E aS SO oN aS i H EaRd
1:54am. Rewatching this. I miss voltron
Ꭿℕ ᎯℂᏆUᎯℒ ᏆℛᎯЅℋℂᎯℕ lol :v
Im not kidding.. It was 1:42 AM when i read this lmao
2:15 pause it. They’re holding hands.
a summary of voltron:
voltron is about two boys in denial, very lovingly flipping eachother off 99.9% of the time.
This might be my favorite video in this fandom
IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
ITS ONLY BEEN A WEEK SINCE I WATCHED THIS?? HOW??
But I love this still omg
WHY DIDN'T I WATCH THIS SOONER
0:29 I CHOKED ON MY WATER
Lance: I hate Keith
*sits right next to him even tho there are like 4 seats open*
I'm cRYING OMG
“Allura’s bf” hhhmmmmmmmmm
2:51...
I CANT UNHEAR IT OH DEAR LORD WHY
"Something happens when I hold him, he keeps my heart from getting BROKEN"
#KLANCEFORLIFE
Klance Shipper ugh what's the name of that song😭
Sarah Morton It was "Hold Each Other" by A Great Big World. It's a super sweet song and you are guaranteed to cry if you listen and think of your OTP
this makes me want to watch voltron
edit: I ended up watching it a month later and I'm obsessed
I started yesterday I four more episodes to go before I finish season 1
nice, i binge watched both seasons because I wanted to be on time for season 3 xD
I wanted to finish both seasons before tomorrow .
Guess who not gonna get any sleep tonight.
well try to get at least a little bit of sleep, sleep is very important xD
I will
*coughcough* not to mention Lance stares at Keith when he's all buff and shit in season 6 *CoUgHcOuGh*
Don't trust edited comments
Wolfstar 15 but i just trusted u lel
Omg it's edited
Your comment is edited therefore I won't trust u :)
@@Lxc1d but then your trusting them to not trust edited comments
Yes
I wish I could like this more than once
"Keith... think about what your doin'"
"DON'T WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR"
omg Lance is such a wife! XD
2019 anyone ?.....
Nvm this Fandom died along with Adam ......
2:48 we all know what part of the body lance wanted to touch but was to out of his reach:|
I just watched the other video. I have never watched Voltron and don't know much about it. But I already wanna join this fandom.
do iTT watch it its on netflix!
laney lily Oh, ALRIGHT THEN! Thank you!
Sonata Moon Animations DON'T GO ON TUMBLR!
Andrea Brokate Haha, I don't have tumblr! But I've known fandoms long enough to know what'll BE on tumblr!
Sonata Moon Animations It's not bad,people just overact
7 SECONDS AND I'M ALREADY DYING
same
1:37 *MAH MAN*
GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SCREAMING
this is so good I can't breathe
I don't even know how many times I've watched this video....
TUTIS same tho
I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING THIS IN CLASS I LOST IT AT 0:24 I JUST GOT TOLD OFF THANK YOU
TOTALLY WORTH IT THOUGH
Honestly that was the funniest thing in all two seasons to me and i laugh every time.
THATS EXACTLY WHERE I LOST IT
Same😂
1 year later
I’m still watching this
The amount of times I’ve watched this is equivalent to the pain all Klance shippers experienced upon the end of Voltron😌😔
Did anyone else notice that Lance said "my man"
MY MAN!!!!
or did i hear it wrong everytime?
ALL THE ILLUMINATI MUSIC AND THE HANDS I C AN'T
"You're shoving too hard"
"You aren't shoving hard enough"
_woah there, guys_
Those were the days my friends... those were the days...
''Tis a beautiful tribute 👏
bibute*
I volunteer
WHEN HE TURNED AT 0:53 I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO BECAUSE I LAUGHED TOO HARD
Nonono. Perfect ending for Voltron.
Lance- Hey Keith, rember our bonding moment?
Me at 2h36 am:
Brain: Emma no
Me: Emma yes
*clicks video*
Crazy Gamer this just reminds me of “keith no” “keith yes”
The way Lance is just admiring/daydreaming about his boyfriend at 1:40
I CAN'T UNSEE OR UNHEAR ANY OG THIS THIS IS GREAT
EDIT
1:32 I JUST NOTICED THE COLOR OF THE BACKGROUND ON LANCE'S SIDE OF THE SCREEN
IT'S VERY PURPLE AND PINKISH CONTRASTED WITH HIS BLUE UNIFORM.
HMM
My friend searched up ‘Lance’ for sme reason and I just *LOVED* the definition...
*Lance*
*A huge sword used for thrusting.*
😂👌🏻
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Moopie the definition of keith is “half alien emo gay cowboy and Lance’s boyfriend”
*sobbing* SEASON SEVEN.
IT HURTS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😢😢😭
*Zoom in on his face*
*Pause*
"Laser gunnnss."
Idek what this is but I love it
OKAY I JUST GOT THIS IN MY RECOMMEMDED AGAIN AND NOW THAT I WATCHED VOLTRON
*I K N O W*
This video gives me L I F E
2:25
Normal people: what was that noise
Me: laser guns :3
I don't even watch Voltron but thank you for this
Not Real how have u not watched voltron im shook
1:22 is my favorite part! Lol Lance are Shiro are so concerned. XD
YEARS later and the thread then needle part still sends me into hysterics. I miss this era of my life so much😭
I come to these videos, this one and keith's in particular, to heal from season 8 and go back to a simpler time, when klance were very clearly gay and in love
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS
0:24 that's how they do it
IM WHEEZING RN OH MY GOD
god this vid is iconic. never delete it i beg of you
This is so gay and such a blessing I just-
*YEAH WE NEED TO SHOW THIS TO JEREMY ASAP*
-I also just love the little bit of Shallura in this-