The Telescopefish 🔬🐟
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- čas přidán 28. 03. 2024
- The telescopefish has tubular eyes, needle-like teeth, and massive jaws, which allow it to hunt in the dark waters.
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I love it when they give human inventions to animals, imagine scuba diving and seeing a fish carrying his squad in Fortnite
Don't correct your grammar
@@saferabies
I just realized
Imagine playing with a fucking fish
"The ocean could have a few car batteries, as a treat." 😊
@@VentiVirtual
"Bro why tf are you so bad are you a bot?"
"🐟🐟"
I love telescopefish
dont we all
Do you watch Lindsay Nicole too? The telescope fish is her son after all lol
They are goofy looking fellas
agreed
Telescope fish are underrated
Here's a little bit of trivia, you can actually avoid the entire encounter with the split mouth woman by telling her "sorry, i have a girlfriend/wife", she will apologize, and quickly walk away
Oh. Well at least she's polite
I think that you can also avoid her if you say " sorry i'm in a hurry" She will apologize and let u go, even Japanese Ghosts are more polite than some ppl.
Yes. If you deny or offend her, she kills you.
Does this apply to gay men out of curiosity? Or would it not count and can be said as a lie?
One question
Can you married Stilt Woman
Nice detail on the slit mouthed woman saying "私、綺麗?" (watashi, kirei?), which is "Am i pretty?" In japanese, slit mouthed woman original language
Bro I remember hearing this story in elementary school and I didn’t sleep for a week.
...she's cute...in a pretty way
OwO
@@JustKidding-eo8zq- Quirky.
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@@JustKidding-eo8zq
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(tret me leik a cheez)
"am i pretty?"
Chicken sandwich
"Turkey sandwich"
- 🦑
I was going to comment that 😭
“Bonito Flakes”
“ *_what_* “
(I Will simply pray she does not know what “jujutsu kaisen” is 😅)
@@Jake_Gotthard "Salmon"
@@Jake_Gotthard“Tuna“
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Mommy"
*stops midway from pulling her mask down*
“E-excuse me?”
i mean-
mommy?
i mean-
mommy?
i mean-
@@Afunguysomeone needs to draw this
R34 artists: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Ghost: *movhi mochi keisatsu desu ka?*
"Am I pretty?"
"Smash"
...ultimate SMASH
Slith Mouth?, That's a Sloppy Good Time Right There ⁰͡ w ⁰͡
@@PlagueArtcaught in 4k
@@hello9495 oh Shi-
Smash. Next one.
“Am I pretty?”
“Uranium 237 is a common isotope found within nuclear weapons.”
“Wha-“
**leaves**
Go on lad
For any one curios, the story is about a woman called “kuchisake onna” she was cheated on by her husband, the husband told her that she was ugly and cut her mouth with a samurai katana, later she made a ritual that transformed her into a ghost, and killed her husband, now she wears a scarf to hide her face. Every tine some one talks about her, she will stalk them and get closer and closer to the victim, when she makes contact she will ask if you think she is beautifully or not, no matter what you answer, she will uncover her face and scare you, then she will slice your mouth open just like her husband did and then kill you… sorry for the resume
Aaahh....I understand better the creature used by Suguru Geto to attack Toji Fushiguro😮(Jujutsu Kaisen)
Unless you say nonsense, she will be confused, and thats when you run
For future reference, there's no need to say "samurai katana", just say katana lol. That's like saying "medieval knight sword" or "soldier gun"
@@MrLeon26AND what kind of "nonsense" is that? What say you? 😂
No, he didnt cheat but he thought SHE did, stoobid
“Am I pretty?”
VOLCANO WONDERPANTS!
😐
"Am i pretty?"
"Breedable."
"W-what?"
"B R E E D A B L E."
Edit: damn, 100 likes?
Wha-
wtf
Nah. You're the breedable one.
@@something6833 😨
@@something6833 i'm a minor:3
"Am I pretty?"
"sorry I'm into guys*
I was thinking "Sorry, I'm aroace."
@AIuzkyEWW WHAT WTF
@@daeguboy8136FRRR
@@morningcupofcyaniderelateble
@AIuzky Your response to me saying I don't get crushes or experience lust is to devalue consent and be a creep? 💀
My friend brought this up just a few days ago. He said to tell the woman you're busy and have to go, because she wont want to push the question as its impolite while you're busy xD
The voices of these characters just have this strong silly accent that i just love
Ik!
yes!!
Im sooo curious what the accent is, like if its a real one
@@tamsynmaginness3282Sounds very East Asian, maybe Japanese (at least to me)
@@tamsynmaginness3282I’m guessing Taiwanese.
The barreleye episode featured the phrase “don’t look at me with your nostrils” and one of the channel’s OCs is named “Fish Floss”.
Neither is exclusively Taiwanese but still very familiar to most people from Taiwan.
"Am I pretty?"
"Grilled cheese sandwich"
"Huh?"
"Grilled cheese sandwich"
it’s even funnier that the only fish that would even know what a venus flytrap is are the ones that have access to human technology, which probably isn’t a lot
venus flytrap! it's super effective
Kinda like the way they did it in the Constantine series, just throw the question back at her. And ask if she thinks you are pretty instead
I haven’t seen that series, but like, knowing Constantine that is absolutely the most Constantine answer
"so rude" like you weren't trying to eat them
and totally wanting to watch the TV too
"Am i pretty?"
Coca cola espuma
*goes flying*
(Actually if you said you are busy and you almost missed your ride/bus she will apologize)
Do you look good because you look pretty or is it because you look pretty because you look good?
Nah, I'd win
There is also a type of hard (Carmel I believe?) candy that you can give too her to keep her busy while you sneak away. Also, don’t try running from her, in some stories she can run at the speed of sound.
@@JBG222 hell naw speed of sound ?
Well I'll be dammed
@@JBG222Running at the speed of sound
Fastest woman all around
Ve-venus flytrap 😰
*What the Sigma?🤨*
Your videos are so underrated
I thought the answer to this riddle.. thing.. was to ask "before i answer, do I look pretty?"
The poor fish just wanted a reply😭
I like how they draw the feilled shark is great
That's not a frilled shark, it's a deep sea telescope fish
@@EmbodimentOfNonbinary
WtF?, im sure i commented this in the frilled shark short
@@DEUXX_Did this comment just decide to teleport to here?
@@ItsMeVenusaur And it's not the first time it's happened to me apparently, it turns out that there's another comment where I made a joke about an animation, and then I went to shorts and the comment appeared on the first short, either it's that, or the comment is simply never sent and deleted senselessly
Wait i thought i saw this on the frilled shark vid, what the fuck youtube?
“That’s a woman?”
- The Lorax
She has no reason to be confused....she's cute
Oohhhh! I know why i like his voice! He sounds like b-mo from adventure time! So cute
More like if BMO somehow grew up
If BMO was a male
@@3o29wje BMO is a male I think because Finn and Jake refer to him as their little boy and at the end he was called the king of oo also his maker refered to him as son
@@breadgaming6839Ohhh I didn't know that
@@3o29wje lol algs we all get confused sometimes
The telescope fish is so fucking cute and no one can change my mind, just look at its happy little face. And the “angry” face or whatever, just looks like it’s very surprised, like you got it a new aquarium castle while it was at work
I'm laughing 'cause even if it's not her, the trick worked 😂😂😂😂
i love these videos! especially the voice acting, something about the accent and how its delivered feels so nice
"You look like how my egg felt this morning" followed by these facial expressions 😰🙂 in that order
Then the telescope fish watches the urban legend and have a slit mouthed fish appear behind it.
the cycle continues...
"Am i pretty?"
1993 Toyota Corolla front tires
"am i pretty"
"skibbidi is mewing that gyat to Ohio"
"W H A T"
For Anyone Who wonder The Urban Legend they Taking about It was "Kochisake Ona" From Japan Which inspired From Japanese Peoples Sighting On Telescope fish Back in Edo Period.
I love the fan storys about the slit mouth woman falling in love, bc shes so happy 😁
THE ACCENT IS SO CUTE
The carnivorous fish is really looks like venus flytrap 1000000 IQ💀
If you give her candy or really say that she’s pretty without lying she won’t kill you
Confuse her with gen alpha terms
"Am i pretty?"
"YOU'VE GOT THAT SKIBIDI OHIO 1000 GYATT!!!"
But this drawed telescopefish is really beautiful, but the real one, not so much...
It's only ugly on a certain angle
What a strange collision of interests. Urban legends and deep sea fish.
This is similar to a tactic used by police where you reset your opponents thinking to force them to be venerable for a moment. I think it was called something like an OODA loop reset.
Slit mouth woman: Am I beutiful?
Me: I'm listening to Mommy ASMR
"Am I pretty?"
"Prehampchance...."
"Am I pretty?"
"How far?"
lmaooo that’s random af
you can also say “aw fuck man i got a dentists appointment” and she’ll apologize
Baby coelacanth is now my favorite
I love these. I am learning about these oceanic wildlife and it's fun tbh. Thanks
"ice cube, don't you think i look beautiful?"
"Uhhh.. umm.. no?"
*Kicks ice cube*
Except it’s an urban legend that would genuinely kill you if it actually exists and no inanimate objects from a really good show 😔
@@Reboppin what????????????
Omg BFDI
I was looking for this comment
the slit mouthed woman is one of my favorite urban legends
“Don’t run-“ these are fish 💀
BRO THAT'S FROM JAPAN
yes. this is a japanese channel
"ice cube, don't you think i loom beautiful?"
Uhhhhh, no?
@@johnrupp8478 *angry kick*
Am i pretty?
Nah, i'd win.
domain expansion
Am I pretty?
Ima have to be honest with you, No.
I just came across these little fish videos and they are so cute
“Am i pretty?”
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Nah.. that would just kill them.
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My son:
Present
I would be losing braincells..but then I’d hear “Pomni” and would never stop talking about her
“Am I prett-“
Me: “To be! Or not to be… that is the question.”
“…the fu-“
“Am I pretty”
“Yesn’t.”
I absolutely adore these videos. They're so cute and charming
I think cheeseburger goes well with fries
I love all of these. How this channel doesn’t have a billion subs is beyond me. I could watch all day
Give that fish a snickers
Bro was so scared he thought bro was a woman
“Am I pretty?”
> The other person starts chanting in tongues as their eyes roll to the back of their head
Geez that would be horrifying either way 😅
Slit mouthed woman is a real urban legend
thats the saddest roast ive ever seen, shes like “mann 😢”
my video actually paused and loaded for a few seconds right when he said "venus flytrap" lol
I love the voices
Fantastic Fishy animations😊
Reminds me of the the first bfdi episode lol
They
Say
“Venus
Flytrap!”
The telescope fish is confused because they likely never seen the Venus fly trap.
Kinda explains Toji's encounter with that curse.
"Am I pretty?"
"Sorry ma'am, I'm blind."
Actually, this is urban legend from Japan, which is called "Kuchisake-Onna".
Geez, its so much cuter in the drawing than in real life
Beauty is a subjective concept!
He just wanted to ask about his Car’s extended warranty
The poor Telescope fish floating to the fish to say hi
I've heard that you can tell the slit mouth woman that you're late or need to be somewhere, and she'll apologize and let you leave
I remember a senior she used to tells us urban legends in our bus. The spilt mouth woman was the first ever urban legend she told us.
"am I pretty?"
"Bornana"
Just looked this one up and ... Yeah, very fitting 😅
That's actually a real Urban Legend lol
"vag answer" something smells fishy
I didn't know kuchisake onna San was a fish
Why does this telescope fish look MUCH BETTER then the actual demon an ancient monk drew lookin one
Famouse words "Venus Flytrap"
I love everything about these videos
slit mouthed women:am i pretty?
me: microwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
I laughed hard here 😂😂😂😂
"am i pretty?"
"WHOT IS LOVE-
Kushisake onna? Yeah she is so creepy!
まさか日本語が！なんか嬉しい笑
「口裂け女」は人々の噂の力を調べるために作られたお化けという説があります(ノ°ο°)ノ
That woman:Am i pretty?
Person:VENUS FLYTRAP
Ending:Roast 3000 lol
If the urban legend came to me and said that:SKIBIDI TOILET 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
oh my god, kuchisake onna, i used to be obsessed with that legend when i was like 15
Kuchisake onna
Oh geeze Japanese lore hits the deep sea