WORLDS WORST BUSINESS IDEAS! (Jackbox Party Pack 5 | Patently Stupid)
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What is The Jackbox Party Pack 5?
Party Pack 5 includes the return of the classic pop culture trivia mash-up YOU DON’T KNOW JACK: Full Stream; the game of hilarious hypotheticals Split the Room; the lyric-writing, robot rap battle Mad Verse City; the inventive drawing game Patently Stupid; and the outer space fling-fest Zeeple Dome.
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The Others
/ 2soonboon
/ tehsmarty_
/ diction
/ axialmatt
/ cheesybluenips
5:36
"We don't encourage bestiality. However, we encourage creativity"
I want it framed
can that be smartys tombstone
not even a name or a date , just that
This whole video was boon's cry for help
How so??
Should have been the ASSassin.
Also, my pitch:
Become an Exhibitionist. Scare them away with your enthusiasm.
"They'll get out, and you'll get off. Win-win!"
05:45 My cat would be treating me like I cheated on him when I petted other cats
that actually gave me the idea for a catgirl product,maybe the problem would be "she said it's her or the cat, but i love them equally!"
I love when chilled plays the jackbox partyy
7:15
They slit open the animals skin/fur.
Then they take out all of their insides.
And _THEN_ they stuff it.
chilled: *has a dream he gets cancelled*
one week later: *false rape accusation against him that he was prepared for and pulled out receipts*
nice premonition there, bucko
Excuse me?
@@AAcosta2003 Not important, move along
wait when did that happen?
You might've been thinking of Dan Avidan. Dan didn't need to get receipts -- the girl involved confirmed that the incident never happened, and the dude who raised a stink admitted he made it all up.
Lmao, cheesybluenips kinda sounds like Morty when they pitch weird ideas on the interdimension television
awe jeez
@@CheesyBlueNips Rick
The “I hate when people interrupt me when I poop” should have been a sign that says if you ain’t got toilet paper, you best leave b
I need me a BDSM bob ASAP what a total unit. Would solve all problems.
Chilled playing Jackbox games is everything, I love it.
I want to watch shubble play this with these guys, hahahaha
"buy a dad" did so well cause no one has one XD
The “interrupted while pooping” round was so creative for what I thought would be a simple round.
“There’s never enough time to taxidermy mice!” had me rolling so hard.
Any Chilled video with “Business Ideas” is almost guaranteed to be gold!
As a Wiccan I give Diction full permission to use my hair in the mop, as long as no one makes a voodoo doll of me.
"I spilled MY DARKEST THOUGHTS everywhere"
Title: When you're evil...
Tagline: some people unwittingly fall into evil, take a running leap.
Picture: stick figure, holding their hands up, with the phrase "I AM THE NEW GOD"
37:26 wait what did i miss about tennant? what does chilled have to do with it? 39:11 *intro clip* 40:00 *GAH MY EARS* 47:55 *_what did diction say?_*
12:00 im gonna get no money am i- BEASSTIALITY CIRCUMVENTED!!!! , and Matt came up with the beta and cat cheating prompts (if im hearing right) 13:05 wont let me confirm it... good one for thegun 13:34 sorry for the explanations needing to take place... not mine but someone elses - *goes first* COME FUC- (edit: chilled said "not me first , somebody else" but i like "not mine" more. like chilled tried to save himself and put belief that HIS explanation is actually good/ better than others... only to be put to the test IMMEDIATELY) 18:40 goddamn i love matt... 20:45 always wanted to shave my bhole but been afraid at the same time... just starting the next round with *_that_* huh? , *void gazing Bhole like eye of sauron* , hobbits climbing 22:00 ... i thhiiinnkkkk i know where matt got inspiration for the name atleast.... 23:06 *tranquilaayzer* 25:34 the comma placement 25:42 *may have misread the prompt...* 26:44 Chilled see one of his prompts actually used 27:20 who is O? the Oudience? think it was a 0.... 28:05 think Matt has Cheesey and Chilled to thank for that one 28:40 "we probably shouldve invested thats like a deageing device" , "shouldve been the benjamin buttonometer" 29:14 *matt what have you chosen... BOON IS HERE YOU KNOW!!!!!!* (wait... boon didnt go?) 30:32 idk maybe this wouldve worked better like 4 years ago 32:28 diction are you muted- AGHSHIT 34:33 embrace your disgrace - THAT SHOULDVE BEEN THE TAGLINE 35:00 *nashal (?) coliseum closed* , 6000flatearthh , dinos on the otherside 35:46 *THAT FUCKING MEME PICTURE* 37:23 guess it was somewhat used atleast 38:25 just the guy for that - its mario... 41:42 hysterics when i saw you were burying people too (chilleds prompt from 36:45 ... cheesey whuh at 37:08 ) ... well we banned thegunn... 43:02 dont want to keep picking these! *so the game decides to pick for you* 47:40 KH 3 for 28 hours - chilled: you talking shit literally? 49:46 "you shit your moms pants" - brand new sentence 50:32 not a one
0:15 delivery sounds like a scam - ITS NOT A SCAM!!!!!... consultancys not a scam... 1:10 boone how are you , had a dream i was fighting a bear with my feet.... diction dreamt about getting an arm ripped off crossed with a weirdass my neighbor totoro (catbus? NOW ITS CAT CROC!) and chilled dreammt getting cancelled (sounds about right) 3:06 oh dammit i didnt finish- thats what she said? 3:35 *and now the mating call* 5:12 "why does he have 2 elbows?" 5:40 helluva concept/quote smarty , good tagline though 6:29 *who wrote that* 7:10 "cant read that from here or remember my line" 7:35 Mah Waife 8:28 love if cheesy got cut off right then *THEYRE LISTENING* 11:24 all knew it was failed from the start 11:39 "its just a personal trainer" - says the guy who admitted his invention was BASICALLY dominattrixing , "endumylaifu playing apex legends" 12:35 *BOB* should choose it 14:33 yeah im definitely going to hellspeaking of religion 15:12 dudes gonna shiton the edge 15:42 remember he IS in the room with you ... also omfg dictions and cheeseys voices/pitches 17:15 never knew the love of a fatherr... of course boon... 17:50 "thought it was gonna be fursiut again" 20:12 atleast the audience got you 21:17 after the stream we gotta talk about boons dad just to make sure 22:28 question he yelldildo or who does 23:38 *boon!* 27:10 adam sandler omg im gonnacum 28:55 mmatt has to pick again , too good! 31:30 thats a ditto? murderedd your pokemon and getting rid of the evidence , morphed into depresion soooo 45:25 why is he a coffe mug... dunno if id be ok with dummy thixcc but full of shit 46:52 all caps I WOULD NEVER LET A LIBERAL SHITIN MY MOUTH
Holy shit ive never heard Myatt say "bitch" 😂
13:18
or, as original _You Don't Know Jack_ host Nate Shapiro would put it: "whaddya say we pick THIS ONE?!!"
Cheesy your are the best lol the bear traps.
After all this years I still think they missed the chance to build in an Emperors New Groove reference (pull the lever Kronk!) in the prompt about getting interrupted while pooping
I see this and I immediately think of the "Bad Business Ideas" that he did in Garry's Mod with that group years ago
No matter how many Mormon jokes he makes...as a Mormon, I'm never offended and laugh so hard at them. Love ya Chilled
Thats because Mormons tend to be super nice and chill they will laugh and joke with you then yeet into their magic underwear and have 18 children ;) love ya bro
25:45 goblins are like animals if the hed fits the rest of it does
By "cheat on my cat" I think they meant how cat's get very upset if they smell another cat on you
BDSM Bob had me wheezing
I just love how all of Diction's pitches are so aggro 😂
My God. 😂🤣😂🤣. I am a Mormon though I prefer that we simply are addressed as Latter Day saints. That was not something I expected to hear. Like honestly, When I heard Chilled say that, I literally Bursted out laughing after conveniently finishing my Dinner. Though it does make me wonder what made you think that.
44:43, is basically Equal Exchange
25:00 clearly a job for the Goblin Slayer.
0:15 delivery sounds like a scam - ITS NOT A SCAM!!!!!... consultancys not a scam... 1:10 boone how are you , had a dream i was fighting a bear with my feet.... diction dreamt about getting an arm ripped off crossed with a weirdass my neighbor totoro (catbus? NOW ITS CAT CROC!) and chilled dreammt getting cancelled (sounds about right) 3:06 oh dammit i didnt finish- thats what she said? 3:35 *and now the mating call* 5:12 "why does he have 2 elbows?" 5:40 helluva concept/quote smarty , good tagline though 6:29 *who wrote that* 7:10 "cant read that from here or remember my line"
i forget what its called, but could u play the one where u have to auction off "artwork" that u guys create
Ah, yes, Bidiots
bidiots? AND YES
0:15 delivery sounds like a scam - ITS NOT A SCAM!!!!!... consultancys not a scam... 1:10 boone how are you , had a dream i was fighting a bear with my feet.... diction dreamt about getting an arm ripped off crossed with a weirdass my neighbor totoro (catbus? NOW ITS CAT CROC!) and chilled dreammt getting cancelled (sounds about right) 3:06 oh dammit i didnt finish- thats what she said? 3:35 *and now the mating call* 5:12 "why does he have 2 elbows?" 5:40 helluva concept/quote smarty , good tagline though 6:29 *who wrote that*
Chilled , Jackbox , Diction and Achievement Hunter.... what could possibly go wrong?
Diction had the chance of calling it the Portal Potty and now I am disappointed...
Tumblr getting funded is the most realistic thing I've ever seen in this game.
I feel like there was a missed opportunity for being interrupted while pooping.
"The Shitgun" a shotgun that blasts the interruptor with fecal matter.
Diction with the dark thoughts. The way he acted made me like him all the more.XD
chilled I would love you to continue making more videos of jackbox party games there will I find the best videos that I watch and they make me laugh even when I'm in a bad mood and I encourage you to continue making these amazing jackbox videos and also love your content and vids hope your doing good in life 😁🖖🙏✌🏾
its 12: PM and im laughiing to much
CHILLED'S STARTING TO WIN? HAS THE WORLD STARTED COMING TO AN END? SAY IT AIN'T SO!
At 20:55 i swear I heard “I’m too afraid of what might gays back”
If Cheesy wants to learn how to play this game, all he really needs is to watch a few infomercials 😂
I know these are joke creations, but I would straight up buy a robot MLK😂😂
THANK YOU FOR THE INVESTMENT CODY
Great, Diction sounds like Bill Hader to me 🤭
Wonder if he gets that alot...
A pillow pet. Smarty invented a Pillow Pet.
Only 500 for the Mormon idea? I loved it!
9:07 BDSM Bob 💪💪💪
I thought outies connect.com would be an outie and an innie connecting
What happened to boon at the end of the 2nd round
Boof has my graduation in Nassau Coliseum parking lot this year
When the actor of Bilbo Baggins dies the same day this video with Dildo Grabbings comes out '-'
I'm still all about that salty surprise, still the best idea Chilled.
When you have had bdsm Bob's job....
More delightfully absurd inventions! Lot more poop than I was expecting.
31:22 why does smarty have a ditto
Call me stupid but I have a genuine question. Does he show the phone part on stream? I know a lot of youtubers do and people get mad because it’s a way to kinda cheat to get the audience to vote for him because they will know his prompts
I would also like to know, that is very cheaty if he does
I seriously doubt it.
He usually remembers to turn it off. Although it doesn't matter for this game since everyone has to present their own idea.
Cheesey was that supposed to be keemstar after a video gone horribly wrong
LOL
Could use that bucket rigth about now
I very slightly regret watching this as I was coming down, but I regret nothing at the same time. Fuck, I thought these folks were funny normally, I was fuckin dying listening to this xD
On the last one you can say... Chilled had the shittiest idea!
41:11 cue the jon tron "take all my money" clip
Imagine flying creepers
So Dildo Grabbins is a neck-twisting ninja?
Diction is always negative
This is so much better than the quiz one. Quiz is probably the worst mode in jackbox. Only executions are fun.
5:04 That cheese grater comment triggered a bunch of furries' PTSD
How did it feel playing with vanoss for the first time
I’m really disappointed in the missed opportunity to use the name “Catepillow”
I'm not actually offended by the Mormon joke. That's odd.
I am a mormon, I'm slightly offended by the idea, but you aren't wrong about the door being slammed
So am I. I don't take offense to this but honestly, I never would have expected such a response from Chilled. I think I recalled how he enjoyed how polite we are, especially missionaries.
Boon needs a translator.
First they are talking about beastiality then furries
i need a jar-a-dad :(
mapp brank
English cheesy
I do not speak it lol
Yang gang. 😥😥😭
Asio we like fortnite
2nd
6th
Edit: god damn there are no comments
man that UBI thing was so cringy and stupid
lol i knew AS I WAS MAKING IT that it was a bad one haahha
@@CheesyBlueNips You just can't panick when thinking even due to time and it was pretty clear you would panick considering your increased speed in talking and higher pitched voice. It's tough to brainstorm, but stress or panick can ruin you.
@@CheesyBlueNips I still thought it was kinda funny, some people take it a bit too serious lol
@@3liteCasual I think i did a decent enough job presenting it! I was like "oh god i shouldnt be getting political" though lol
@@CheesyBlueNips nah you're good man. If you can't have a little political based humor with your friends are they really even friends?
37:26 wait what did i miss about tennant? what does chilled have to do with it? 39:11 *intro clip* 40:00 *GAH MY EARS* 47:55 *_what did diction say?_*
12:00 im gonna get no money am i- BEASSTIALITY CIRCUMVENTED!!!! , and Matt came up with the beta and cat cheating prompts (if im hearing right) 13:05 wont let me confirm it... good one for thegun 13:34 sorry for the explanations needing to take place... not mine but someone elses - *goes first* COME FUC- (edit: chilled said "not me first , somebody else" but i like "not mine" more. like chilled tried to save himself and put belief that HIS explanation is actually good/ better than others... only to be put to the test IMMEDIATELY) 18:40 goddamn i love matt... 20:45 always wanted to shave my bhole but been afraid at the same time... just starting the next round with *_that_* huh? , *void gazing Bhole like eye of sauron* , hobbits climbing 22:00 ... i thhiiinnkkkk i know where matt got inspiration for the name atleast.... 23:06 *tranquilaayzer* 25:34 the comma placement 25:42 *may have misread the prompt...* 26:44 Chilled see one of his prompts actually used 27:20 who is O? the Oudience? think it was a 0.... 28:05 think Matt has Cheesey and Chilled to thank for that one 28:40 "we probably shouldve invested thats like a deageing device" , "shouldve been the benjamin buttonometer" 29:14 *matt what have you chosen... BOON IS HERE YOU KNOW!!!!!!* (wait... boon didnt go?) 30:32 idk maybe this wouldve worked better like 4 years ago 32:28 diction are you muted- AGHSHIT 34:33 embrace your disgrace - THAT SHOULDVE BEEN THE TAGLINE 35:00 *nashal (?) coliseum closed* , 6000flatearthh , dinos on the otherside 35:46 *THAT FUCKING MEME PICTURE* 37:23 guess it was somewhat used atleast 38:25 just the guy for that - its mario... 41:42 hysterics when i saw you were burying people too (chilleds prompt from 36:45 ... cheesey whuh at 37:08 ) ... well we banned thegunn... 43:02 dont want to keep picking these! *so the game decides to pick for you* 47:40 KH 3 for 28 hours - chilled: you talking shit literally? 49:46 "you shit your moms pants" - brand new sentence 50:32 not a one
0:15 delivery sounds like a scam - ITS NOT A SCAM!!!!!... consultancys not a scam... 1:10 boone how are you , had a dream i was fighting a bear with my feet.... diction dreamt about getting an arm ripped off crossed with a weirdass my neighbor totoro (catbus? NOW ITS CAT CROC!) and chilled dreammt getting cancelled (sounds about right) 3:06 oh dammit i didnt finish- thats what she said? 3:35 *and now the mating call* 5:12 "why does he have 2 elbows?" 5:40 helluva concept/quote smarty , good tagline though 6:29 *who wrote that* 7:10 "cant read that from here or remember my line" 7:35 Mah Waife 8:28 love if cheesy got cut off right then *THEYRE LISTENING* 11:24 all knew it was failed from the start 11:39 "its just a personal trainer" - says the guy who admitted his invention was BASICALLY dominattrixing , "endumylaifu playing apex legends" 12:35 *BOB* should choose it 14:33 yeah im definitely going to hellspeaking of religion 15:12 dudes gonna shiton the edge 15:42 remember he IS in the room with you ... also omfg dictions and cheeseys voices/pitches 17:15 never knew the love of a fatherr... of course boon... 17:50 "thought it was gonna be fursiut again" 20:12 atleast the audience got you 21:17 after the stream we gotta talk about boons dad just to make sure 22:28 question he yelldildo or who does 23:38 *boon!* 27:10 adam sandler omg im gonnacum 28:55 mmatt has to pick again , too good! 31:30 thats a ditto? murderedd your pokemon and getting rid of the evidence , morphed into depresion soooo 45:25 why is he a coffe mug... dunno if id be ok with dummy thixcc but full of shit 46:52 all caps I WOULD NEVER LET A LIBERAL SHITIN MY MOUTH
At least you're true to your name
@@jakobmartin7174 thhaaaaaattss OCD for ya!