Venom Makes Eddie Breakfast | Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage
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Sequel to the successful "Venom", in which the eponymous symbiote and his host Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy) have to deal with the serial killer Cletus Kasady (Woody Harrelson), who turns into the bloodthirsty Carnage after also coming into contact with an alien life form. Kasady already appeared in the credits scene of "Venom," where he was in jail, but warned that there would be slaughter after his escape. In the comics, Kasady infects himself with the Carnage symbiote during his outbreak. Moreover, the villain Frances Barrison alias Shriek (Naomie Harris) is also said to be involved. Thus, Venom will be facing two opponents at once...
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So venom can perfectly stretch out a tentacle through the stairwell of the building and pick up the mail from their mailbox, but can't make breakfast in the room that he is currently in without making it look like an active warzone?
Cooking is an acquired skill
That's dexterity vs skill.
I think one reason it started looking like an active war zone was because Eddie started walking away.... I know that might sound crazy, but that's just what I think.
His parents never taught him to cleanup after himself.
He was jammin, can't a symbiote jam to tunes while making a nice meal for his husband? What is this world coming to, I ask you.
Venom's still being a better girlfriend than MJ to Peter Parker.
Facts!!!
MJ belongs to the streets!
tru
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Which MJ are we talking about here?
"actually he put himself there when he decided to be a complete lunatic"
True words
Venom makes a pretty good point: "No, he decided to be there, by being a complete lunatic".
"Are you pen pals with ant?"
As the note is written in a total fucking maze. Love that detail.
For someone whose biggest weakness is extreme heat, you'd think he'd be more careful with the stove...
depends what you define as ''extreme'' heat
And loud noises, but turns on the radio and likes old music.
I am also weak against extreme Heat and Sound but i Like to cook and listen to music too...
Nothing unusual 😅😂
@@Insightfill Tbf the music wasn't too loud
@@69metersbelow25 LOL. Yeah, most of the Venom "loud noise scenes" would have driven me mad, too! Music in the kitchen?! Sure. He did seem to enjoy that concert once too.
Never let Venom cook 😂
A bit more control and he could actually be really good at it :D Unlimited hands, unlimited reach... :D
Actually, Venom sounds the sanest and most logical of them all...
"we cant be sure whose guilty and who isn't buddy."
"THEY ARE IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!"
10/10 delivery on that line
3:25, "false confessions. Some people take plea deals" to end indefinite incarceration. Between 2 and 20% of prisoners are innocent. Nat. Reg. of Exonerations (A PROJECT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA IRVINE NEWKIRK CENTER FOR SCIENCE & SOCIETY,
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN LAW SCHOOL & MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF Law 2023.)
@@aguilayserpienteyea it’s quite sad. Overworked, underskilled public defenders, crooked cops, and overzealous prosecutors put a lot of innocents behind bars. Besides, killing random criminals is still inhumane at the very least.
@@colatf2 Your thoughtful comment summarizes the criminal (in)justice system in a nutshell.
Watch or read the book by Bryan Stevenson called Just Mercy
"Are you penpals with an ant?"
So, the prison staff saw and read this completely deranged postcard and thought "Yeah, nothing hostile and weirdly insidious about that" and sent it 😅
To be fair, they are probably used to it with the worst of the death row inmates.
They are not allowed to refuse to mail an inmate’s letter. And none of that stuff Kassidy said is against the rules. I don’t know why you think freedom of speech is not allowed in prisoner mail but you should get your mind right.
People may disagree but I enjoyed this movie.
I enjoyed it as well
I Loved It😌
Me too❤
literally no one in the world can disagree with someone's opinion.
Hey I disagree
Complaining about venom not being supportive as he trying his best to make Eddie a big tasty breakfast.
It's too bad that Marvel comics was divvied up between several studios. I'd honestly have rather seen a Venom/Deadpool crossover than a Deadpool/Wolverine movie.
Omfg venom and Deadpool are hands down my favorite, could you imagine how amazingly hilarious that’d be 😩
We;re getting Ryan Renolds and Hugh Jackman! I will never not be excited about that! But I do agree that a Venom Deadpool movie would be amazing too. Maybe someday?
Venom is a good house wife to Eddie
I love Eddie's face in this, he's living in permanent trauma
@3:12 that "Catsup?! [bottle explodes]" always gets me rollin 😂😂
Same 😂
If my shadow/void self had powers like venom cooking me breakfast we'd get past our issues just fine.
Id be having the time of my life if I had Symbiotic relationship with Venom.
i lovve how he explains his backstory with the visuals and the drawings, its perfect
He is the best roommate
I also want a symbiote in my life
Yeah, I wouldn't even mind him feeding off my kidneys in exchange for being Doc Ock on crack
Same but I might regret it
Tom Hardy. The most diverse actor EVER. See Lawless. See Legend. Havoc. Capone. The Revenant, etc, etc. Woody Harrison a close second.
😂 I can’t help but see Carnage writing like he’s Mickey Knox from “Natural Born Killers.”
I can't stop watching this and cannot stop laughing at venom making Eddie breakfast.
Venom: "Don't need that, my memory is outstanding.."
Eddie: *places recorder down*
Venom: "Rude"
Venom in this movie gives me PS1 Spider-man Venom vibes. And I'm all for it.
Idk, this movie is kind of a guilty pleasure. I know it's a bad movie, but I actually enjoy it.
Good bad is fine. Bad bad is not. 😂
I’ll tell venom to clean that up when he’s done making breakfast
The exploding ketchup kills me every time XD
Even though I love the insomniac version of venom I still love this version of venom.
I love you venom and Eddie
I also❤
The prison is the all you can eat buffet 😂
You know this never went through my head until now how does Venom see what he's doing when Eddie isn't even looking in the same direction cuz if you think about it he's cooking five things at once and assuming him and Eddie share eyes Venom wouldn't be able to see anything that he's doing no wonder he's so messy
Venom 😂yeah love his way to do the things
Venom is unintentionally more hilarious than all the other super whatever they are😂
It's so funny that Venom uses paper towel to clean the stand in the first seconds and then turns the kitchen into a complete war zone
They're like an old married couple 😂
*Full on makes him breakfast*
"It would be nice to have your support"
😂😂
Eddy is possessed with demons
Venom is a parasite, Sir, not a demon.
@abigailgarcia3090 Parasite? APOLOGIZE!
Show the Klyntar some respect. 😉
Venom cooking 😂😂😂😂 that’s so amazing ❤ I love it 🥰
Woody gets THE best parts.
Man venom almost sounds like Serious Sam with a rougher voice
Lions do not eat salad! 😂😂😂😂 they sure dont venom.. they sure dont.
It's the thought that counts lmao
Please don’t screw up the third movie this scene gives me ptsd already
wdym
????? 😳
Who is excited for Venom 3! Coming soon!
There is?
He's like, f*ck functioning this morning, I've got venom 😂
Well all dream.of that one homie who truly has your back
Venom, BEHAVE! And be reasonable!
0:17 I like eddies look when he sees venom making a mess in his kitchen lol also 200th comment
For an entity that has quintillion or more of knowledge, he really does not know how to cook lmfao
lol when venom was singing "i say either i say either" i thought it was Arnold Schwarzenegger singing for a sec XD
Wish I had a pal like Venom. Funny, charismatic, optimistic, and always there to cheer me up when I’m down and at my lowest. How wicked and vile our society has become to hate others and only worry about themselves and not their own family and friends. Eddie and the Joker would definitely get along. Same with Batman haha!
I’m all Venom’s life, he never took over someone who could cook.
😂Que buen servicio mañana vuelves🤣🤣🤣😉🎲🎱🔥😁😘.
damn I just noticed that he didnt want a feast he got lame food lol
3:06 breakfast is served
3:12 ketchup lol 😂
Try orange juice with corn flakes yum yum yum
Great scene
I can't believe everyone is sleeping on the
"SCREW YOU!!!"
"Excuse me?"
"Wow yeah, uh.... I don't have an explanation for that".
Comedy gold
CZcams comments never fail to copy eachother 😂🤣
When your extraterestrial roommate makes breakfast
Amazing 🥰❤️
this is so cute
bro is he on death row
He gentle puts on the radio, but all the rest is a fail xD
Super cool.❤
6:35 🤣
Venom makes a cool breakfast even though makes a mess and great helper to Eddie and the funny part is ketchup and exploded on Eddie and on the trailer he did it and said yummy
Yes, can’t enjoy these comic book movies anyway, but even though I haven’t read any comic books except for maybe one spawn comic, i do know that venom can’t stand fire and noise but he enjoys cooking on huge flames to loud radio music
Is "Tom Hardy" okay because I miss him!
I sw a tape of someone who had gene spliced a lich with a jellyfish . It was much bigger :-/ anyway I found the pictures of Peces Diablo in Delicias Mexico Natural History Museum. The one in the Mexico City has a giant Pterodactyl. As big as a giraffe. Or bigger
Nah, it was a spider: worse!? Anyway those cages they used in Jurassic Parkmare generally for Elephants and big tigers. You know the casual tiger in the zoo, you think :that cat's pretty big, but wild tigers are much bigger maybe even 13 feet in Siberia
Oh about Billie Eilish's Tarantulas basically she might not even know they're there. Weird glitch in the graphics department showed aramid silk sometimes manifests spiders on TV. Like lots of natural silk it needs disinfecting before sale. Everyone clearly thought she was hardcore
I was writing a treatment for a movie called Pine Grove Stars based on a bad dream I had about a charity bus for special needs kids that had a rainbow on, and all the paint had nearly rained off. It was about satanists, because the van was white underneath and all the kids on the bus were white. I thought maybe they were kidnapped from the charity in a faux van , then brainwashed on drugs. I always wondered you know they say about Conservative private school idiots, I always thought you know, their school must be pretty rubbish huh? Since after they're most likely to be convicted of slavery. Unless they were drugged and held hostage at a paedophile's house and they only *believe* they went to expensive school. Anyway jn my dream the kids had to carve a golden star out of pine woods and dedicate it to a shrine. Then they were all killed :-/
good luck with the ckean-up
Id be able to have amediater to talk to god again
They should have hired venom as an executioner.
Save the day
You seen the dream electity and water.
this movie wouldve been peak if it was r rated
Aint no one gonna talk about 6:35 ?
Ketchup?
Does madam Web make a cameo?
🕸️🕷️🕸️
WAIT WHAT?! guys look at the scene on 4:05 ... isn't that Johnny Depp as one of the prion guards???!!!
Oh wait, never mind 😅😂😂😂
Bad guy
Anxiety inducing 😅
brendonself bilself peggself upset
Venom has modern woman cooking skills.
honestly, Venom is cute i want one so bad. i wont try to be heroic or do evil, just wanna be cute together.
1/2 Alitas 1/2 Choco
Good question, how is venom not going ape slip with music that loud. Unless it’s not loud enough?
It has to be 6k-8k hz
Cat sup😂
Its not a good soul situation is good soul
I'm sorry guys but it did look a little like venoms fault. He was told not to touch the inmate. 😂
Dayum.. who wrote this garbo?
I love food and drugs n music
What is this venom? Isn't it just called testosterone?
It's called demons 😂😂😂.
The woman that said "excuse me?" Should have thought it first. What if you have Tourette's? She would have looked an idiot
3:25, "false confessions. Some people take plea deals" to end indefinite incarceration. Between 2 and 20% of prisoners are innocent. Nat. Reg. of Exonerations (A PROJECT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA IRVINE NEWKIRK CENTER FOR SCIENCE & SOCIETY,
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN LAW SCHOOL & MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF Law 2023.)
Yummy😂
Is that how he became carnage by biting eddie
Yes
0:16,3:04🤤🤤😋😋
I want pancakes 🥞 now
That was corny. Good thing writers today can actually write a script. Not
NARRRT!!
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