Fruit is Nature's Candy! | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo

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  • čas přidán 22. 03. 2021
  • As we look out onto the gray skies and bleak landscape that herald the doldrums of winter, this week's episode with Trixie and Katya is here to be the warm beverage that soothes your soul until the light of springtime finally arrives to brighten your day. They also discuss the perils of marathon turds.
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo
    Listen to The Bald and the Beautiful now: bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
    Listen Anywhere!
    Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulapple
    Spotify: bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulspotify
    Google: bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulgoogle
    Follow Trixie Mattel:
    Official Website: www.trixiemattel.com/
    Facebook: / trixiemattel
    Instagram: / trixiemattel
    Twitter: / trixiemattel
    Follow Katya Zamo:
    Official Website: www.welovekatya.com/
    Facebook: / welovekatya
    Instagram: / katya_zamo
    Twitter: / katya_zamo
    About the Podcast:
    F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
    #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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  • @MrListaTelefonica
    @MrListaTelefonica Před 3 lety +765

    The episodes when is just them are honestly gold

    • @sweethen
      @sweethen Před 3 lety +18

      my soul nearly left my body during the Bread Pitt episode it was so funny!

    • @cdmp777
      @cdmp777 Před 3 lety +18

      Agreed! I actually prefer it that way but I always like their guests❤️

    • @theyoshow
      @theyoshow Před 3 lety +17

      True, but I do like when they have a close friend on, too like Trixie's boyfriend or Fena. 👍🏽

    • @collinhamilton6490
      @collinhamilton6490 Před 3 lety +10

      Yea I agree, or I love it when someone who is actually gay is on! Last weekend was a snooze fest! The one with Violet was so funny and so was Prianka. I wish they would get like Monet, Bob, Jinx or ginger!

    • @SimplyOrdinaryTv
      @SimplyOrdinaryTv Před 3 lety

      I came here to make this comment

  • @EnsoTB
    @EnsoTB Před 3 lety +334

    Trixie’s talk about liking running because she doesn’t have to interact with anyone, especially straight men, has literally just inspired me to start running. THAT is relatable content.

    • @PabloEmanuel96
      @PabloEmanuel96 Před 3 lety +10

      Sameeee
      The way she talked about it made me decide to start running

    • @TGabes_Gaming
      @TGabes_Gaming Před 3 lety +14

      It made my LEAST favorite thing sound so appealing. I hate going to the gym because of contact with too many roided up Straights™️

    • @JoelCavaleri
      @JoelCavaleri Před 3 lety +2

      I wanna get back to it too. Btw, not related at all, but are you a Trixie & Katya fan who also listens to KOAN Sound? That's dope 🔥
      (Talking about the profile pic)

    • @jjjjrk12345
      @jjjjrk12345 Před 3 lety +3

      Ugh I know because straight men always ruin my run

  • @dayofthelords8371
    @dayofthelords8371 Před 3 lety +394

    i can NOT believe katya is more hygienic with her bedsheets than trixie

    • @EliasBlind
      @EliasBlind Před 3 lety +23

      Changing your bed sheets once a month is homophobic 💀🙅🏽‍♂️

    • @amonsumdomshiette9695
      @amonsumdomshiette9695 Před 3 lety +18

      Well, Trixie doesn't wash her legs either; we all have our things.

    • @wilhelmpaulm
      @wilhelmpaulm Před 3 lety +26

      If you watch unhhhh religiously, you'll know that katya is actually cleaner than trixie in terms of hygiene 😂

    • @juliantapia1407
      @juliantapia1407 Před 3 lety

      @@wilhelmpaulm and even then, katya's standards are pretty low lol

    • @gron706
      @gron706 Před 3 lety +11

      No no no! She never said she changed her sheets twice every week. She said you’re supposed to

  • @lucywilson7647
    @lucywilson7647 Před 3 lety +206

    why am i not at all surprised that katya leaves the house for 10 seconds and then re-enters just to get in the right mindset for exercise

  • @philgood8089
    @philgood8089 Před 3 lety +122

    kata reading the ads is some of the most disturbing, haunting, and most convincing sales pitch i've ever been conned into. i've purchased everything because of that death rattle.

    • @kolotosa
      @kolotosa Před 3 lety +3

      Home decor by Eli Roth.

    • @joshfennell2257
      @joshfennell2257 Před 3 lety +5

      Do you dream of making your house...a home? I’m sure the sinister vibe was totally what Jenni Kayne was going for. Timeless furniture is spooky as hell!

  • @jotschi.mp3512
    @jotschi.mp3512 Před 3 lety +77

    I am obsessed with Trixies "privileged gay man" voice

  • @PabloEmanuel96
    @PabloEmanuel96 Před 3 lety +147

    "why did you go so big"
    "Cause I knew I wasn't going home"
    Bitch that's so clever it took me a minute to get it

    • @gonzolez28
      @gonzolez28 Před 3 lety +13

      I am offended that Trixie did not so much as chuckle at this comedic gem

  • @julesgch3976
    @julesgch3976 Před 3 lety +138

    Katya needs to make her own horror stories podcast, that voice is creepy and mesmerizing at the same time

    • @EliasBlind
      @EliasBlind Před 3 lety +5

      Very twin peaks

    • @Kevinblue035
      @Kevinblue035 Před 3 lety +9

      she could be one of those guys who just reads scary stories off reddit with quiet royalty free background music making millions and we would never know

  • @denden798
    @denden798 Před 3 lety +79

    you know you’ve been a fan for a while when trixie goes from “latrice gave me a hit of a joint once” to regular consumer of the mary

    • @clairemcelwain4803
      @clairemcelwain4803 Před 3 lety +7

      the thought of latrice being trixies stoner mother 🥺🥺🥺

    • @aaaddd4638
      @aaaddd4638 Před 2 lety

      wtf

    • @lovelyjanuary
      @lovelyjanuary Před rokem

      Lolololol same with Trixie saying that there’s a part of her that is just inherently of the nature to settle for less and that’s just always going to be that way about her to a couple of episodes ago (April 2023) and her basically threatening to light up the entire World of Wonder studios into an inferno and sacrifice all of the executives entire families in a cannibalistic ritual even though she is an uncompromising vegetarian if the A/C wasn’t cranked down enough to the coldest it could possibly be set to and the staff needed gear traditionally intended for expeditions attempting to summit Mt. Everest is HILARIOUS AND WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🔥❄️

  • @qnup
    @qnup Před 3 lety +57

    Just the girls today. Can't wait. 😘

  • @mafthew
    @mafthew Před 3 lety +85

    thank god, just the gals this week

    • @wanderstitions4410
      @wanderstitions4410 Před 3 lety +9

      i felt so bad for them last week 😭

    • @juliantapia1407
      @juliantapia1407 Před 3 lety

      @@wanderstitions4410 I haven't caught up yet, what happened

    • @wanderstitions4410
      @wanderstitions4410 Před 3 lety +9

      @@juliantapia1407 their guest sounded drunk and was just ranting about stuff and the sound was all messed up

    • @dariosilvestri473
      @dariosilvestri473 Před 3 lety +1

      @@wanderstitions4410 I was actually waiting for that episode because the guest was in one of Trixie's favourite movies but the audio was so bad that I had to leave the video, was the podcast bad?

    • @wanderstitions4410
      @wanderstitions4410 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dariosilvestri473 i know i was excited too bc Scream. it’s the only episode i haven’t listened to all the way through, so idk for sure. i just thought the guest sounded really drunk (in a bad way) and it made me sad. and normally i love listening to t & k no matter what but the energy was off especially considering trix was probably really excited to talk to him and he was a hot mess

  • @knucklesskinner253
    @knucklesskinner253 Před 3 lety +76

    My older sister would tell me fruit was “nature’s candy” when I was young so she’d get me to eat healthy... gotta love family

  • @jamesthomson7551
    @jamesthomson7551 Před 3 lety +51

    It's always fun and fabulous when Trixie and Katya get together. They're a good time.

  • @DarlingMissDarling
    @DarlingMissDarling Před 3 lety +28

    "The bone? It'd be tough but it'd _get it_ ."
    This made me cackle way louder and longer than is mentally healthy

  • @zakuhree1641
    @zakuhree1641 Před 3 lety +12

    It’s the way I listen to everything these two put out in order to prevent my own thoughts from coming into my head for me

  • @tritsymartanellijones3828
    @tritsymartanellijones3828 Před 3 lety +125

    I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD cause there are no guests

    • @lauren-sz5ow
      @lauren-sz5ow Před 3 lety +1

      YES!

    • @lauren-sz5ow
      @lauren-sz5ow Před 3 lety +3

      Dont get me wrong I looooovvvveeee the guest but it’s honestly magic when it’s just them.

  • @gabrielstephen4531
    @gabrielstephen4531 Před 3 lety +14

    You’re trying to tell me Trix has only one set of bedsheets?? Oh no. That sounds stressful. I’m with Katya - you gotta have a few sets to change out so you’re not rushed to do laundry.

  • @allyv23
    @allyv23 Před 3 lety +12

    trixie and katya: have a brand deal with peloton
    trixie: i hate working out at home
    _god these women_

  • @meghanleech2013
    @meghanleech2013 Před 3 lety +49

    as a Canadian hearing Trixie and Katya talking about California winter is pure comedy

    • @lovelyjanuary
      @lovelyjanuary Před rokem

      As a Texan hearing Trixie say that Wisconsin is “unbearably hot” in the summer at *80 DEGREES* is the same for me lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😶

  • @dustinhall669
    @dustinhall669 Před 3 lety +3

    I love sleeping in a nice cold room. It just feels so incredible to bundle up under layers and layers of bedding.

  • @julianbleh
    @julianbleh Před 3 lety +12

    The way I assault my screen when an ad comes on

  • @comefondue
    @comefondue Před 3 lety +27

    Hi Katya! For me, moving my body is hard because I was a fat kid that was forced to exercise as punishment. I did not have any models of people who made moving fun. So even when I am having fun moving as an adult .... the increased heart rate and other exercise feelings give me a big old trauma response.

    • @Corn22
      @Corn22 Před 3 lety

      i was a tiny kid but my sister is a big gorl and we also had to exercise as punishment. my dad would sit and watch us do exercise videos and yell at us if we got tired or did something wrong. keep in mind this man has no idea about healthy weight loss or anything of that nature - he fixes air conditioners for a living. that being said i am very sorry you went through the exercise as punishment too - movement is a natural part of being human, it can be so healing and to have that ripped from you so young is awful. i am still struggling with motivating myself to exercise. you aren’t alone!

    • @comefondue
      @comefondue Před 3 lety +1

      @@Corn22 I learned how to swim as an adult cause that was one form of movement that wasn’t used against me. I’m 55 and although I’m having a great time, when my heart starts beating faster with the effort my chest muscles clamp down and I can barely breath. So I stop. Until I can go again. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Corn22
      @Corn22 Před 3 lety +1

      @@comefondue go you for persevering. we can only do our best!

  • @spencerwinellcomposer
    @spencerwinellcomposer Před 3 lety +8

    Seriously never have a str8 on the progrum again that episode was painful and this one is so joyful

  • @Cinder-bq1ms
    @Cinder-bq1ms Před 3 lety +18

    Hi I hope everyone is having a good day

  • @rasaan2011
    @rasaan2011 Před 3 lety +8

    Katya actually made me enjoy listening to ads!!

  • @MdudeCY
    @MdudeCY Před 3 lety +43

    Glad it's just them. After the episode with the straight man it's the least they could do.

    • @bunderify
      @bunderify Před 3 lety +5

      literally had NO idea what that dude was talking about the entire time

  • @seirracruse5662
    @seirracruse5662 Před 3 lety +7

    I wish we could see the video of them together recording this. Bomb af!

  • @willhartman293
    @willhartman293 Před 3 lety +3

    “Remind me to buy some eggs by the way” - The great Trixie Mattel

  • @crampfever
    @crampfever Před 3 lety +4

    Katya's promos might've been the best part of this podcast they sent me 🤣

  • @TheGrifhinx
    @TheGrifhinx Před 3 lety +21

    Katya telling Trixie off on laundry-based hygiene...
    Too early to tell, but this may be my highlight of the entire Aries season

  • @APR944
    @APR944 Před 3 lety +19

    One minute in; “it’s suicide season”.

  • @jacobotter708
    @jacobotter708 Před 3 lety +2

    i really REALLY enjoy just the two of them bantering and casually dropping genius life nuggets and pertinent advice. truly friendship goals here

  • @KlimKlardashian
    @KlimKlardashian Před 3 lety +10

    Just us gurls.

  • @nanniesparrow
    @nanniesparrow Před 3 lety +4

    when katya said @ 25:39 : "i´ve got the workout for you!" i literally thought of Stefon (SNL)

  • @rakso369
    @rakso369 Před 3 lety +2

    This ending part was exactly what I just needed to be reminded of. Uncanny in a way
    Cherish this podcast

  • @NathanlovesAna
    @NathanlovesAna Před 3 lety +3

    I can hear them all day.

  • @aphrodite9675
    @aphrodite9675 Před 3 lety +2

    Katya: i got an activity for you
    Trixie: M U R D E R
    Im deeaddd😂😂

  • @arikadean6901
    @arikadean6901 Před 3 lety +6

    I was gonna ask why Trixie hadn't been reading the ads lately, but you know what? I don't mind hearing Katya narrate the Jenni Kayne horror movie

  • @NedhuggenBjork
    @NedhuggenBjork Před 3 lety +1

    Love it when it's just the two of you! I can listen to you talk about random stuff for hours 😄

  • @Akasha_hex
    @Akasha_hex Před 3 lety +3

    First time watching and it has already changed my life

  • @neilarmstrong5299
    @neilarmstrong5299 Před 3 lety +2

    My garbage disposal broke several years ago, but I haven't replaced it. I just use my Vitamix. I often put an entire chicken carcass (minus the meat) in the Vitamix, turn it into liquid, and put it right down the toilet!

  • @rmad3232
    @rmad3232 Před 3 lety

    I truly enjoy these 2 from start to finish.

  • @LemonLongoria
    @LemonLongoria Před 3 lety +4

    The last segment about fitness was really helpful!

  • @misstigermilk
    @misstigermilk Před 3 lety +2

    That furniture promo scared the crap out of me. Did she vacuum out my soul with her voice and trap it inside a Jenni cedar stump? Heeeelpppp!

  • @booskie4316
    @booskie4316 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how Trixie and Katya have discovered the first three chapters of a personal trainer's handbook. Literally goal setting, nutrition legends and folklore, accountability and measurable outcomes.

  • @brooke3829
    @brooke3829 Před 3 lety +2

    this episode has changed my relationship with home workouts katya thank u.

  • @allyjay7395
    @allyjay7395 Před 3 lety +1

    I live for the hyperbolic riffs and how you both just go with it. So damn funny!

  • @TheDorkEvilOne
    @TheDorkEvilOne Před 3 lety +5

    Not sure why but the sheet scratching has my eyes watering

  • @apparentleah
    @apparentleah Před 3 lety +13

    "you're not a bad athlete because you pooped in a toilet" you heard it here first folks

  • @TGabes_Gaming
    @TGabes_Gaming Před 3 lety +1

    Honestly? Katya’s advice for leaving and coming back in to your workout space is EXTREMELY intriguing to me. I have been really struggling with quarantine fitness without access to my usual routines (CrossFit... like one of THOSE gays) and my mental well-being struggled a lot. Planet Fitness with never cut it and running in NYC ain’t it. This was a really clever idea I’m going to try.
    I also really appreciate the nuanced conversation about our relationship to workout routines and our bodies. I needed this today. Thank you.

  • @ims.to.sim7
    @ims.to.sim7 Před 3 lety

    I'm really loving these episodes with just the balds.

  • @Kcaspersen88
    @Kcaspersen88 Před 3 lety +3

    Omg Katya’s Jenny Kayne and Soul Cycle add read has me feelin some type of way.

  • @JamesDivine
    @JamesDivine Před 3 lety +1

    This was such a stunning episode!

  • @rykeman916
    @rykeman916 Před 3 lety +1

    Petition to have katya do all ad reads. Not just for this podcast, but for all podcasts.

  • @weeeeece
    @weeeeece Před 3 lety +5

    Trixie talkin about fat ppl exercising rights is REAL LOVE

  • @ValentineS97
    @ValentineS97 Před 3 lety +2

    i’m always so into these podcasts and love them so much that when they’re over, it barely feels like any time has passed. like i was sitting and listening to them while i was eating dinner and they just said “i think we’ve said enough”, i just looked at the clock and realize that i’m now 20min late for work. i thought like 10, 15min, AT MOST had passed and they just had a short episode but when i just looked at the time, a whole ass 45min has gone by. and now, i’m scrambling to get ready to leave so that i won’t be even more late than i already am. 😅🙃🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😳

    • @oabuseer
      @oabuseer Před rokem

      I know this is a late response but...I hope you didn't get in trouble and are able to listen to these fab queens when you have time to haha :)

  • @anniebanannie414
    @anniebanannie414 Před 3 lety +2

    The things I would do to just sit around, eat special gummy bears and talk with trixie & Katya. The dream 😌

  • @Bluedabadee833
    @Bluedabadee833 Před 3 lety

    That advice of walking out your house and coming back inside is genius!

  • @jbshiva865
    @jbshiva865 Před 3 lety +1

    Now we NEED you guys to do podcasts with the drag performers from Dragula!

  • @giantjungle
    @giantjungle Před 3 lety

    this is so honest and i love it,

  • @mickydale8594
    @mickydale8594 Před 3 lety +6

    "I had the marijuana on"....oh Trixie a hahahaha I love you girl 🤣🤣🤣 ahahah.

  • @valentinogomez
    @valentinogomez Před 3 lety +2

    I really enjoy hearing this podcast every week thanks 🙏🏼

  • @bunny_bones_uwu
    @bunny_bones_uwu Před 3 lety

    i saved listening to this for my run, little did i know they were going to talk about fitness in this one. thanks for keeping me conpany for this run!!

  • @PAB1068
    @PAB1068 Před 3 lety

    I love you both and wish you'd video your podcasts. :)

  • @hermit7903
    @hermit7903 Před 3 lety +1

    Great show.

  • @Ashley-ok8ub
    @Ashley-ok8ub Před 3 lety +2

    I frequently say in front of groups of people “I would like to talk about Madaline Ashton” love y’all

  • @alanashanah
    @alanashanah Před 3 lety

    9:22 Trixie, I almost choked and drown drinking my water- relatable content. ✌️hydrate safely y’all

  • @PepperCat555
    @PepperCat555 Před 3 lety +12

    Here before the premier
    ✨pop off sis✨

  • @jesswomack4772
    @jesswomack4772 Před 3 lety +1

    I could listen to Katya doing advertisements all day.

  • @naurcho
    @naurcho Před 3 lety +6

    love that Trixie thinks no one knows Varla Jean Merman icon legend star

  • @ashleynwonderland
    @ashleynwonderland Před 3 lety

    I love you Trixie 😘

  • @ALEXKAUTZ
    @ALEXKAUTZ Před 3 lety +1

    I listen to the pod just for Katya’s ad segments

  • @OldBon3s
    @OldBon3s Před 3 lety

    I wish so bad we could see them while doing this podcast!!

  • @Really_Its_Me
    @Really_Its_Me Před 3 lety +2

    These two authentic women are essential

  • @pollianapavloski7911
    @pollianapavloski7911 Před 3 lety

    11:00 "A food item being changed somehow" I love Katya

  • @lovllyseth16
    @lovllyseth16 Před 3 lety +1

    The soup not being hot enough and not wanting to go back to the microwave is so relatable 😂😂

  • @Ashimuro
    @Ashimuro Před 3 lety +6

    Being a gay from the Bible Belt, I appreciate Trixie's experience through the lens of internalized homophobia, my bf has it real bad

  • @ritasmith5898
    @ritasmith5898 Před 3 lety

    The JenniKayne ad! That is advertising that makes me listen!

  • @justincarlzwartkruis5605

    I've listened to all your shows. This episode is my favourite. Listening to you both makes my day. Thank you gay goddesses.

  • @kuromi8384
    @kuromi8384 Před 3 lety +11

    here before premiere 😫

  • @KBerry-ug5zx
    @KBerry-ug5zx Před 3 lety

    The 'A Little Princess' reference! 🙌🏾

  • @kimrrosen
    @kimrrosen Před 3 lety +2

    As someone from the Massachusetts metro-north area, I can confirm that Katya's Boston regionalisms are getting stronger, which fills me with curiosity and conspiracy theories.

  • @rasaan2011
    @rasaan2011 Před 3 lety +1

    I love Varla from way back, Wigstock, Girls Will Be Girls!!😁💕

    • @jacobotter708
      @jacobotter708 Před 3 lety +1

      honestly if you love Drag Race but have never seen Girls Will Be Girls, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?? GO FIND IT NOW.

    • @bigguy143055
      @bigguy143055 Před 3 lety

      I love Girls Will Be Girls! The theme song alone is so good!

  • @erin8796
    @erin8796 Před 3 lety +3

    I want alphabet soup now.oh wait.theres some in my cupboard

  • @Arsenik17
    @Arsenik17 Před 3 lety

    That Peloton ad read is on another level....

  • @Corn22
    @Corn22 Před 3 lety

    3:46 i also do this. like a frog in increasingly boiling water lol

  • @adrian6591
    @adrian6591 Před 3 lety

    I love this girl on girl episodes

  • @starcraft412
    @starcraft412 Před 3 lety +1

    After this weeks pitstop I can't wait for ben de la creme to be on the pod

  • @iiireeeneee
    @iiireeeneee Před 3 lety

    I love my subscription to KooT and the improvements it has brought to my health and female problems

  • @abnerdwight
    @abnerdwight Před 3 lety +1

    Can SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A COMPILATION OF THE AD READS PLEASE. 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @bijou3000
    @bijou3000 Před 3 lety +1

    Trixie, please show up for yourself and get some cute new sheet sets. And send a set to your mom, too. You both deserve it.

  • @iamsimplybee
    @iamsimplybee Před 3 lety

    Okay but listening to those ads made me realise I would one hundred percent pay money to hear Katya read like old horror classics (think Lovecraft, Poe, Kafka and the old penny dreadfuls).

  • @juwington
    @juwington Před 3 lety +1

    wooooooooo!!

  • @emilychatelain6474
    @emilychatelain6474 Před 3 lety

    14:29
    When you realize Trixie must have at some point either read or seen the movie version of Frances Hodgson Burnett's A Little Princess. 👀😍

  • @alexmax529
    @alexmax529 Před 3 lety +2

    Girls I love you but please buy more sheets lmaooo

  • @pialeee
    @pialeee Před 3 lety

    Lmaooooo not trixie washing her sheets once a month 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabip157
    @gabip157 Před 3 lety

    Me in oregon with short shorts on with a fan at 56° 😂😂😂 I'd be fine

  • @megaomega13
    @megaomega13 Před 3 lety +4

    THEY HAVE A PODCAST!? omfg 🙌🏽

  • @pantiesbtch458
    @pantiesbtch458 Před 3 lety

    As a native Texan hearing Tricia talk about 80 degrees being hot... Plucked. 😂

  • @MooMooFutch
    @MooMooFutch Před 3 lety

    Now we know Tracy’s bed has sheets on them that look like they came from a violent murder scene in a slasher movie.