I'm Bread Pitt and This is Ghoulia Roberts | The Bald & The Beautiful w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamo
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- čas přidán 22. 02. 2021
- All aboard, folks. Our tour guides today will be Trixie and Katya. From teenage brides to Nick Nolte fantasies to grandpa sex, we guarantee you'll be a better person by the end of this episode. Come for the tips about sex with old people, stay for the wisdom about spousal finances.
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About the Podcast:
F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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i noticed trixie moves away from the mic when she laughs so we don't lose our hearing. so caring! 🥰
i think it’s just bc she always throws her head back when she squawks 😭😭 love her sm
@@jane46334 oh yeah!!! i always picture her laughing and katya wheezing in my mind
More likely she's afraid of destroying it!
Haha such a caring woman!
@@daviddye6558 truly our mama
not even a minute in *moans* lmao
5. SECONDS. IN.
for some reason i almost thought about listening to this out loud on break at work and i’m so happy i didn’t
“Ooooouuuuuwwww do you mind?l
Bird calls and Smokers Laugh podcast is my favorite.
They did the bird laugh in small font in one episode of UNHhhh sandwiched between other words in small font and I cried laughing when I realized. I love the theme.
Wow I put small font twice. I’m old! Sorry haha!
"Love is great. Love is love. Marriage is something different" - Katya 2021 Nobody Never Said Truer Words
OMFG I completely agree with thisssssss!!!
She always comes thru with those nuggets of truth
YES!
I'm here for no more guests. These 2 are all I need in life.
agreed
Yes me too! Theese two are the funniest together I think this was my favorite episode
Girl! Same!!!!
I like the guests and I like them with just the two of them too
To be honest I like the guests but they arent their true crazy selves when talking to the guest. I get it they cant be weird and goofy around the guests all the time but they are so funny and entertraining when they are together
THE START IS SO CHAOTIC I CANT HAHAHAHAAHAH
TEENY TINY LITTLE TEENAGE SLITS
@@gwynethchloe STOP OMFG
“If you’re a parent that signs the underage marriage paperwork...you need to go to hell.”
I fn LOVE. YOU 🖤
You have an amazing raunchy sense of humor AND you’re also a very decent human, I appreciate and value your contrast, so very much.
I love the guests but the chaos and wit these two bring when it's just them is amazing.
Yes!
i love the way they are alternating the ones with and without guests!!
I prefer w/out guests
@@dcla16able I agree, I think some of the best episodes have been without guests. But also the point of the podcast (I think) is to have guests on. I also have v much enjoyed the episodes with Fena Barbitall, Franz Szony, Jackie Beat and Ashley Levy. All excellent episodes and pretty insightful and interesting to learn new things about the art they produce. I think they can appease everyone by doing what they are doing now, alternating one with and one without guests every week! :)
Yess it’s like catching up w the gals
@@naurcho couldn't agree more 🤗
@@mckennabowerss ABSOLUTELY!!
Katya didn’t clock Trixie saying “how old was they” lmaoooo
I noticed that lmao I howled!
whose birthdays are it energy
Why Trixie acted like she didn't know the grandpa story tho
they both do that with each other's stories lol
omg I LOVE when it's just. us. balds.
Katya said......Age? Age, Honey. There is No Age, Honey........
I’ll take warmth.
I am so glad Katya pointed out how each generation looks younger than the previous one. I remember being in middle school 6th grade looking at 8th graders like they’re the most mature people ever. When I was in 8th grade, I look back now and think, what happened? Did I miss something?
Not gonna lie... I love it when these podcasts do not have special guests. Sometimes they aren't that interesting or funny and most of us are here to get our Trixie and Katya fix.
I'm French; and recently the government is trying to pass a law that would lower to 13 the age of sex consent; it's nasty and horrible it's CRAZYYY
They really need to come out with the fragrance called Sympathy F*ck
I'd wear the sh*t out of it
I had to stop and google Sigourney Weaver’s age, SHE REALLY IS 71 and looks 40 🥵 LEGEND
WOOOW
she's a clone duh!
"Grandfathered in.." Lol!! I spit out my cereal...😂😅
I'm from France and it's so cool to have Katya comment on our current affairs! So unexpected but you know what French news is always the most dramatic and entertaining. Next year we have the presidential elections, I'd love it if you would like to talk about that at some point!
I want to be the French president. But I'm Canadian and lazy, so I wouldn't be right for the job.
@@raynemichelle2996 I don't see any problem, we had candidates with way more things to worry than laziness...
I expect nothing less from Katya Zamolodchikova lol. She seems very intelligent so it doesn't surprise me she keeps up on world politics!
@@marioferreira7605 Yeah unfortunately. I think next election will be very unpredictible.
“Hillbilly Energy” & “Promise of An Old Woman” can’t wait.
"UUNHNHGHNHGNNH do you mindddddd if we have just us girlsssssssss againnnnn teeny tinyyyyyyyy" I LOVEEEEEEEEEE When its just Trixie and Katya.
"you smell like hospital" okay i'm glad i'm not the only who thinks the real housewives of salt lake city is iconicc!!
I kinda love it more when it's just them. Podcasts gets too crowded for me when there's more than 2 talking especially at the same time.
still waiting for unhhhh season 6 dawg i am starving🤲🏼
Big yes 😔
They put a teaser on insta didn’t they?
@@tovi3280 i’m not on social media right now so i really wouldn’t know!
the podcast really hits different when it’s just the two of you! also you guys are so intelligent and so funny 🥳🥰
I guess Katya was talking about Le consentement by Vanessa Springora at the beginning of the video. A phenomenal book about the subject that everyone should read !!
THE INTRO!!! i’m calling the police 😂😂😂
Bread Pitt, Ghoulia Roberts, Kurd Russell, Oldie Hawn, and Tumor Willis! Omg! Did I miss any?! You two are incredibly funny. I love your podcast, both with guests and without. I would love to see it taped live.
Demi Poor
Also parents: Don't sign so your under 18 child can get a tattoo, sincerely someone who got a tattoo at 17
May I ask..?
it's a big concern for a lot of shops in my area to the point that even if your parents are with you, they'll refuse to tattoo you if you're under 18.
my mom is a tattoo artist and even though she's cool as shit she refused to tattoo me until i turned 18, even when she thought the tattoo i wanted was, in her words, "pretty rad."
As someone who got a tattoo at 14, I HIGHLY second this.
my mother didnt let me get a tattoo until i was 18 and here i am 18 she gladly paid for one for me cuz im broke and were getting one soon together...but she did pay for me to get pierced at 16...she said it's your face and you can always take it out if ya want to...so parenting i think done right
I’ve done a lot of dumb shit in my life, but everyday I’m thankful I’m not that kid who got his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his chest in *7th grade*
Trixie, would you prefer us to support you through listening to the podcast on CZcams? Or as a podcast? Where do you profit the most?
Whatever is easiest for you! We put it on multiple platforms to make your life easy. I think the podcast app is easiest.
I love CZcams..but then again... I'm biased because all of the best moments between you two have been here lol
Love you both!!!!
The first damn 30 seconds of this show......lmfao
me: turns on the video on full blast in the communal showers
trixie and katya: start violently moaning
the girls next to me in the shower: 👁👄👁
OMG BARBARA 😂😂😂😂😂
" the faculty page" ......LMFAO!!!! Katya your hilarious.😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks trixie for saying it "child" I hate when the news says "a young person was ........." stop sugar coating it, they're a CHILD.
I'm in therapy right now for a past trauma and my therapist was explaing the different levels of consent we have here in Canada. 16 is the legal age for consent but there is also a close in age consent.
This should be talked about more often and I'm so happy you're putting it in your content.
"Youth is wasted on the young," remains very, very true.
Trixie’s bird laugh: from a distance
The quote they chose is so cursed
If Trixie tells me to treat myself, I will treat myself. Cause I deserve it.
Just us girls discussing sex offenders 💅
I LOVE when Katya says Ghoulia Roberts, it takes me out every time, I cant wait for uhnnnn
This is the best show.
The biggest thing I do not understand is when HS teachers try to get with high schoolers. Like, I’m 21 and anytime I see a 16 or 17 y/o my immediate thought is, ‘Where is your guardian? Do you need help finding your mom?’ They’re children, not to mention kinda gross.
Trixie: "I'm Bread Pitt"
Me: "That is genius"
Omg that intro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How is Trixie's channel even monetized at this point?!
It most certainly isn't.
here in italy the age of consent is 14, I- I don't know what to say
same here in Canada! it's pretty alarming
@@itoobable I mean... I think it's not THAT wrong if a 14 year old is with a 1i year old... but even then I would be worried, but most of the time it's older than that... it's a bit scary
@@itoobable uhhhh where do you live in Canada bc Ive always known it to be 16 here.
@@naurcho it was more than I felt like typing earlier - there are 2 tiers to the age of consent here... it's 14 for a partner that is only a few years older.. then at 16, apparently it's fair game for any age.
Bad, so bad..
Katya: "help your mental health! Get Better Health"
Me: I should really think of my mental health...
Trixie: WINE!!! TREAT YOURSELF!!
(JK girls i love you guys, but the timing was a bit 👀)
Trixie had a Tatiana "Mexican" moment during that AD lmaooooo
LOL I noticed that too. fortydOLLARS!
@@babygrinchbinch exactly LMAOOO
That intro
Hunnnyyyyy lol 💀😂😂😂😭
My favourite eps are always the ones where it's just the two
Even tho the content of this is kind of serious... you guys are just soooo fucking hilarious!!!
The first 37 seconds is my favorite and least favorite thing, simultaneously.
ALSO THE WAIT TO HEAR WHAT YOU SAY YOUR AGE LIMIT IS WAS KILLLLLLLLIIIIIING ME. I NEEDED A NUMERICAL ANSWER.
-a married woman. 😂😂 a girl can dream.
TELL me Trixie's laugh at 39:24 isn't the melody from Kiss Me Thru The Phone lmfaooo
Oh my GOD
@@theenita6 i can't unhear it hahahaha
Jajajajajajaja. That’s hilarious
I really love Trixie for advocating for the kids 🥺😭❤️❤️❤️
waiting for that Anne Geddes inspired calendar. You guys would KILL it.
Haha the intro gives me life. I love it when it's just the two of you
The "40 -DOLLARS!!!!!-" during the e.l.f. commercial fucking killed me
I have never been into podcasts so I never listened to these before and I’m so glad I finally did!! Now I have so many to catch up on!
I love the pods they do by themselves. Maybe even more than the ones when they have a guest!
I ain't gonna lie, I've had a corpse in my,room already
hurting from laughing in the first 15 seconds
Only hearing them brings a whole new dimension to their comedy
Not the start I was expecting but I still have to laugh. I love them soooooooooooo much!
ok but katya's voice is so sexy I listen through the ad's no problem
Man, listen to her track "Be Your Own Dentist" on Spotify... Voice is like liquid gold, babie
29:29 forty DOLLARS
Trixie has strong opinions and I love it
Dear God it is insane how much I love these two women
Love the quote they chose. The most inspirational thing I have ever heard 🤣😂🤣
Love this podcast!
i love all the guests but episodes like this are the funniests
the first 30 seconds ???? i screamed... and so did they
SIGOURNEY WEAVER. Had the fellas shook with her buzzcut in aliens. She is one of my all time favorite people. Watch Snow White a Tale of Terror. She is the step mother and it is bananas. She sings this opera piece and is just gorgeous. Cool movie.
Loved listening to this at work last night on Spotify!
WHY NOT ANGELINA GHOULIE????!
I’m glad you guys are talking about this
Soooo happy to be here!!! Love u guys!!!
30 seconds in and I can't handle it!
OMG I LOVE THIS EPISODE 😂❤️
Omg I love these 😭💕
This was one of the funniest episodes
Lmao the beginning of this is everything
TRIXIE MOANING IS THE FUNNIEST THING AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERYTIME
One of my favorite episodes.... lol couldn't stop laughing
I never want a guest on this podcast again, only these two legends always
How are Trixie and Katya helping me get through Anxieny and homeschooling at the same time . CONFUSION
Anxiety sucks. I’m going through it as a 38 year old. I hope you’re doin ok!! Remember, this WILL have an end. We’re almost there!
Tracey & Karyn, shucks 🥰
you’ve outdone yourselves 🤩🤪😎
Love your werk!!
Seen all your movies 🎥
Want to see more ...insert - “Trixie bird laugh here” 🤣
Trixie was in RARE FKIN FORM IN THIS ONE LMAOOOOO
You won the award woo well done!!! 😊😊🙌🙌
best episode ever without a doubt
a very strong episode 10/10
The start of this was great lmao 🤣🤣🤣 tracyyyyyyy aaahaha..I love you ladies🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
I need those moans at the beginning played at my wedding and funeral
I do like it when it’s just you two xxx
ok icons!? this content fEEDS MY SOUL
Oh my gooood "hillbilly energy" I died dead.
I’m only 20 seconds in and I’m already dying 😂
i wish there was a video version of the podcast so baddd
Dead at that opening. I am making that my morning alarm
I fucking love these two x