WHAT HAPPENS IF EVERY NIGHT IS A BLOOD MOON?! | 7 Days to Die MEGA EPISODE

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  • In a normal game of 7 Days to Die there's a Blood Moon every 7 days... but for Wade's Birthday I decided to give him the best gift of all and make EVERY NIGHT A BLOOD MOON!!
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  • @miabullafaloni1312
    @miabullafaloni1312 Před 4 lety +8119

    I love that Amy's version of "ya winnin', son?" Is "you killin everybody?"

  • @gabriellockwood2780
    @gabriellockwood2780 Před 4 lety +2200

    "There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!"
    Is the same energy as;
    "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"

    • @juliannehaidusek4202
      @juliannehaidusek4202 Před 4 lety +99

      I understand this reference and I am very proud of myself.

    • @julien7196
      @julien7196 Před 4 lety +5

      @@juliannehaidusek4202 what is it a referance to

    • @ryndoesathing4183
      @ryndoesathing4183 Před 4 lety +38

      @@julien7196 One of the hand simulators on an island

    • @rockysmith6105
      @rockysmith6105 Před 4 lety +28

      @@julien7196 Yep, hand sim survival which mark would later solo to victory.

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark Před 4 lety +15

      Wade is just a very special boi

  • @Uncle_Hargle
    @Uncle_Hargle Před 2 lety +2684

    “The worst thing about betrayal is that it doesn’t come from an enemy.”

  • @Kekedekes
    @Kekedekes Před 2 lety +4839

    “The locals seem nice.”
    Wade’s humor is another level.

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 Před 2 lety +92

      That's something I can imagine a Left 4 Dead character saying

    • @Crims0n9088
      @Crims0n9088 Před 2 lety +16

      Can I get a timestamp?

    • @Kekedekes
      @Kekedekes Před 2 lety +83

      @@Crims0n9088 1:01:11
      I had to watch it all over to find that, but I don’t mind. I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times.

    • @bird_with_knives
      @bird_with_knives Před 2 lety +12

      @@Kekedekes thanks, man

    • @iraf.official
      @iraf.official Před 2 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @mumblemaster
    @mumblemaster Před 4 lety +2676

    Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
    Wade: silently driving away

  • @wakahisasensei
    @wakahisasensei Před 4 lety +1446

    “Every night is a blood moon.” -Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fischbach

  • @pastnfurious5847
    @pastnfurious5847 Před 2 lety +1528

    29:18 "We'Re In ThE dEsErT, yOu DiNgUs."
    Cracks me up every time 🤣

  • @Sam-ho5kt
    @Sam-ho5kt Před 2 lety +1817

    Amy: are you killing everybody?
    Mark: killing Wade apparently
    Amy: good job, good job

    • @ashleybarnes9343
      @ashleybarnes9343 Před 2 lety +18

      Literally copied someone's comment from 2 years ago but sure

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 Před rokem +65

      @@ashleybarnes9343 first world problems.

    • @elaineschow5700
      @elaineschow5700 Před rokem +8

      @@Myuutsuu85 XD

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. Před 6 měsíci

      Anyone who cares about copied comments are dumb cause mark has 30 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS

    • @Mudkippropagandamelody
      @Mudkippropagandamelody Před 6 měsíci

      ​​@@ashleybarnes9343 don't you think it's possible that maybe- stick with me for a moment- maybe they didn't see it?

  • @dogdig
    @dogdig Před 4 lety +2296

    Wade: "I'm punching grass!"
    Mark while punching grass: "That's not building barricades!"

    • @MsNoPixel
      @MsNoPixel Před 4 lety +37

      I died when that happened... Marks over here in his own head like “shhhhh he’ll never know” (referring to wade knowing marks punching grass as well).

    • @crazyartist7479
      @crazyartist7479 Před 4 lety +4

      NEW ENDING IN YANDERE SIM

    • @dracophoenixttv
      @dracophoenixttv Před 4 lety +4

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Mark only plays it when it updates if its an interesting one.

    • @moreclick978
      @moreclick978 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dracophoenixttv which is never

    • @angelee3519
      @angelee3519 Před 4 lety +1

      1000th like

  • @madmouse1016
    @madmouse1016 Před 4 lety +2828

    Amy like "you killing everybody?" Has the same vibe as a grandma trying to support her grandson's gaming xD

    • @bonnievoiceactor
      @bonnievoiceactor Před 4 lety +141

      It made me think of that "Are you winning, son?" meme XD

    • @natedogg1088
      @natedogg1088 Před 3 lety +12

      Gamers need support too :D Gooooooo Wade!!!

    • @yellowmelon9402
      @yellowmelon9402 Před 3 lety +4

      Totally

    • @TDuiker
      @TDuiker Před 3 lety +5

      i cant find wades perspective from this stream, like what hes doing all this time :P

    • @danubio79
      @danubio79 Před 3 lety +7

      @@TDuiker yeah, i wanna see "THE HOUSE"

  • @UncleSamAAAA
    @UncleSamAAAA Před 2 lety +1642

    *before the stream*
    wade: yeah im just looking for something to relax to
    mark: ok, listen, you're gonna laugh

    • @carterround4600
      @carterround4600 Před 8 měsíci +22

      Y-you guys playing Uno over there?

    • @audreychalin17
      @audreychalin17 Před 8 měsíci

      @@carterround4600”y-you guys playing 7 days to die over there? You guys wanna play the same game at the same like time?”

    • @ActualChrist
      @ActualChrist Před 7 měsíci +5

      Memento mori dude

  • @austinrowan9308
    @austinrowan9308 Před rokem +399

    “We’re going to survive; you, me, that zombie over there…” my favorite line.

    • @juliaperry5860
      @juliaperry5860 Před 7 měsíci +5

      " We're gonna live" In fact; they did not

    • @Green_Lightning_Games
      @Green_Lightning_Games Před 3 měsíci +1

      I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."

    • @Green_Lightning_Games
      @Green_Lightning_Games Před 3 měsíci +3

      Forgot the times.
      The first one: 11:13
      The second one: 11:28

  • @lillyolpin842
    @lillyolpin842 Před 4 lety +934

    bob wasn't here so mark had to assume the position of "calculated betrayer"

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 Před 4 lety +24

      Bob? The nice one? Surely not!

    • @stanleyscalf8836
      @stanleyscalf8836 Před 4 lety +8

      As opposed to Wades "Always betrayer because he's a complete idiot?"

    • @newbaggett
      @newbaggett Před 4 lety +14

      As opposed to:
      "Here yah go Mark!"
      "Aw thanks budd-...Wade, this is just vitamins."
      **BRRNG BRRING NOISES IN THE DISTANCE**
      "...Wade?"

  • @daveotakuman8933
    @daveotakuman8933 Před 2 lety +935

    I love how mark just hates on the church saying how bad a spawn it is, when it's the best most defendable chokepoint they find the whole playthrough

    • @AKAalicecullen
      @AKAalicecullen Před 2 lety +2

      Churches are just terrible anyway lmao

    • @leadmydayslord4027
      @leadmydayslord4027 Před 2 lety

      I think uts cause he us atheist

    • @daveotakuman8933
      @daveotakuman8933 Před 2 lety +30

      @@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 Před rokem +4

      @@daveotakuman8933 with one possible problem of getting completely surrounded because of the fact that there's only 1 way out

  • @moth8638
    @moth8638 Před 2 lety +529

    I love how Amy came in and did a "are you winning son?" On Mark

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 Před 4 lety +788

    Wade: "oh my god im so dead"
    Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"?
    Wade: "I panicked."
    Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic."
    Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"

  • @destrukto8736
    @destrukto8736 Před 4 lety +1520

    I was waiting the whole time for Bob to pop in screaming "I'm 89% umbrella!"

  • @king_carno
    @king_carno Před 2 lety +815

    Wade: Mark the birds!
    Mark: That’s your problem man
    Wade: No they’re on you
    Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!!
    Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @blindedace9011
    @blindedace9011 Před 2 lety +372

    Mark: REPAIR YOUR STUFF
    Wade: *starts singing "Seagulls, Stop It Now!"*

    • @CrossbredManiac
      @CrossbredManiac Před 6 měsíci +1

      Best thing is that a lot of people don't actually get why it's funny 😭

    • @willow8055
      @willow8055 Před 4 měsíci +1

      classic

  • @archerkuro4158
    @archerkuro4158 Před 4 lety +2546

    The real tittle is
    "Using Wade's Birthday as an Excuse to put him through Hell"

  • @vilmosdibuz4408
    @vilmosdibuz4408 Před 4 lety +5886

    Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.

    • @liconytegaming421
      @liconytegaming421 Před 4 lety +88

      Vilmos Dibuz is this some kind of further in the video joke i don’t understand

    • @nitro_shark1170
      @nitro_shark1170 Před 4 lety +59

      @@liconytegaming421 yes

    • @nitro_shark1170
      @nitro_shark1170 Před 4 lety +62

      @@liconytegaming421 there is some really funny moments so stick till the end :)

    • @spurka8837
      @spurka8837 Před 4 lety +89

      Man, i'm gonna die, wade luck is like if god himself is messing with him for just for fun

    • @dovahcatgaming922
      @dovahcatgaming922 Před 4 lety +6

      I need a video of this 😂

  • @GKAriell
    @GKAriell Před 2 lety +297

    I want a literal walking dead show but with just mark and Wade. I’d legit pay for it. Like. Each episode. Dear god this is great

    • @TheLadyKatt
      @TheLadyKatt Před 2 lety +5

      This is gold

    • @meganhausman1443
      @meganhausman1443 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @GKAriell have you seen the Walking Dead episode of Drunk Minecraft? It’s so dumb. It’s one of my favorites. 😂

  • @thechimera5988
    @thechimera5988 Před 2 lety +520

    I love how in the beginning Mark is so supportive and caring, then as time goes on it turns into “We’re in the desert you dingus”

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade Před 4 lety +1873

    Wade: "I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!"
    Mark: "Don't do that Wade."
    HEALING 100

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 Před 4 lety +3946

    Mark's alter ego: Darkiplier, Warfestache, Googleiplier, Dr. Iplier-
    Wade's alter ego: *ELMO*

  • @DoubleADwarf
    @DoubleADwarf Před 2 lety +179

    I really wish we could see the VOD from Wade's stream. I want to know what the hell he was doing for 5 days.

  • @neonsucgang3995
    @neonsucgang3995 Před 2 lety +237

    11:16 the way wade said "THERE IS A SURPRISE" is just hilarious

    • @Wla3-gt6dk
      @Wla3-gt6dk Před 7 dny

      Don’t forget
      “We’Re In ThE dEsErT yA dInGuS…”
      😂😂😂

  • @hughtran2520
    @hughtran2520 Před 3 lety +5009

    "We're gonna survive, Right buddy?"
    "...."
    "Buddy?"
    Wade: "Im good. How are you?"

  • @marcywise1856
    @marcywise1856 Před 4 lety +1399

    **Amy walks in**
    Mark:"Oh, Hey Amy"
    Amy: "You killing everybody?"
    Mark: "Just Wade."
    Amy: "Good Job. Good job."
    Me: ...👀

  • @BendyK_
    @BendyK_ Před 2 lety +748

    Wade: I fell of the ROOF and DIED!
    Mark: Why did you fall of a roof?!
    Wade: I panicked.
    Mark: I told you not to PANIC!

  • @kahnwae6324
    @kahnwae6324 Před 2 lety +263

    "If I find a gun in this drop I'll give you one"
    Meanwhile Mark has like nine guns...

  • @panicathogwarts
    @panicathogwarts Před 4 lety +791

    Mark: "we're going to survive, aren't we buddy?"
    Wade:.........................
    "I'm good. How are you?"

    • @austinelledge7357
      @austinelledge7357 Před 4 lety +17

      Officer: "How high are you?"
      Wade: "I'm good. How are you?"

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 Před 4 lety +517

    Amy: "You killin everybody?"
    Mark: "Killin Wade apparently."
    Amy: "Good Job, Good Job."
    Barbara, is that you?

  • @amyhosey6910
    @amyhosey6910 Před 2 lety +223

    Mark: "Let's start poking them from the gap"
    Also Mark: *Pulls out double barrel*

  • @vacantvoid3888
    @vacantvoid3888 Před 3 lety +489

    I'm on a desert deployment right now and let me tell you, when Wade said "I HATE THE DESERT" i felt that at an emotional friggin level man...

  • @thedrifter5531
    @thedrifter5531 Před 4 lety +550

    amy is like a proud mom "you killing everybody?"

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 Před 4 lety +20

      I was thinking of the Grandpa memes, "Are ya winning?"

    • @caidmendoza3445
      @caidmendoza3445 Před 4 lety +17

      @@justalittleturtle5600 my granda would see me miss a shot and go, "ya missed him bud"

    • @cubeass
      @cubeass Před 4 lety +2

      "are you winning son?"

  • @rend3ring
    @rend3ring Před 3 lety +6241

    Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.

    • @flynntaerias6943
      @flynntaerias6943 Před 2 lety +117

      Pepperidge farm remembers~

    • @skinnybean6617
      @skinnybean6617 Před 2 lety +19

      1 year later

    • @behindthesetup7098
      @behindthesetup7098 Před 2 lety +4

      What

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles Před 2 lety +162

      @@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on CZcams a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his CZcams channel.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 Před 2 lety +9

      @@flynntaerias6943 I love Family Guy references!!

  • @blitzcha0s308
    @blitzcha0s308 Před 2 lety +206

    I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.

    • @aaronstuff4770
      @aaronstuff4770 Před rokem +27

      i looked, it no exist

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator Před 2 měsíci +1

      He was pulling the move that Mark used to do when he would pretend to go to his college classes by going somewhere and walking around for a while

  • @w0lfsouls
    @w0lfsouls Před 2 lety +147

    Wade: “It’s gonna be a chill stream.” 😌
    Mark: “Yeah about that…”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei

    “I almost broke my nose imitating Elmo while sneezing...”
    Bruh this killed me

  • @juhoflow695
    @juhoflow695 Před 4 lety +2078

    _Markiplier's song:_
    *T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K*
    *T* is for Two of us traveling together
    *E* is for Everyone loves me
    _"What?"_
    *A* is for Always be there beside you
    *M* is for Mark is trustworthy
    _"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_
    *W* is for Wade he is the best in the world
    *O* is for Orange for the Bengals
    *R* is for raring to go down the road
    _"what was the last letter?" "K"_
    *K* is for you'll be oKay

  • @Fluffy1563
    @Fluffy1563 Před 2 lety +154

    Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 Před 2 lety +6

      Oh.

    • @Japhea
      @Japhea Před rokem +2

      What is the time setting? Is the day cycle 30 minutes or 20?

    • @Fluffy1563
      @Fluffy1563 Před rokem +3

      @@Japhea It was 30 I think

    • @Japhea
      @Japhea Před rokem +3

      @@Fluffy1563 thank you! Although I'm an idiot, he literally says it in the beginning of the video LOL! It's 20 minutes after all

    • @Fluffy1563
      @Fluffy1563 Před rokem +3

      @@Japhea lol, didn't hear that either.
      0:36

  • @Keshia____
    @Keshia____ Před rokem +224

    Mark, Bob, and Wade really need to play more on this game

  • @CaptainSkullDemon
    @CaptainSkullDemon Před 4 lety +482

    Mark: [Rides off into the sunset]
    Wade: *[Rides off toward a zombie]*

  • @nemeqis
    @nemeqis Před 4 lety +7100

    I love that Mark's birthday gift for Wade is just him suffering. I love their friendship.

  • @bananamanbobross1711
    @bananamanbobross1711 Před 2 lety +54

    I love how you can just see Chica in Markiplier’s camera just being adorable

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 Před 3 lety +149

    It’s funny how when Mark first stared playing 7 Days to Die, he need Wade for help, but now, this episode is an example of how Wade’s skills have just about completely abandoned him and went to Mark 😂

  • @DagothUr3427
    @DagothUr3427 Před 3 lety +2188

    “I got a tin can, a feather and a block of wood”
    Fuckin killed me

  • @rammuertoanimations4664
    @rammuertoanimations4664 Před 4 lety +567

    Mark: "you okay?"
    Wade: *"I CREAMED, I'M GOOD"*
    Ladies and gentlemen, the last survivors of humanity

  • @HorsesMore
    @HorsesMore Před 2 lety +55

    At 58:02. Mark saying no no no no sounded like him starting the chainsaw 🤣🤣

  • @shotguntony4730
    @shotguntony4730 Před 2 lety +51

    Mark: It must be eggs that make the birds go crazy.
    Me: No Mark I think they're just zombie birds.

  • @renakira3458
    @renakira3458 Před 4 lety +841

    Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
    Wade: *Silently drives away*
    *I SENSE A DOUBLE BETRAYAL!!!*

    • @tsurra
      @tsurra Před 4 lety +48

      The best part is, he was heading straight towards a zombie in his silence

    • @austinelledge7357
      @austinelledge7357 Před 4 lety +14

      Oooohhh baby a triple!

  • @Squirtle0360
    @Squirtle0360 Před 4 lety +534

    Remember Wade's birthday where they played Uno and everyone kept giving Wade bits on twitch for turnip soup?
    Because I do.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 Před 4 lety +15

      I fondly remember that

    • @codeecho9404
      @codeecho9404 Před 4 lety +12

      Squirtle 360 his chat on stream and even some on CZcams still bring up the turnips 😂

    • @anichka101
      @anichka101 Před 4 lety +4

      I rewatched that video just a couple days ago how nice

    • @mylaedhros7965
      @mylaedhros7965 Před 4 lety +3

      Lol turnip souppppp

    • @realgaminggenius
      @realgaminggenius Před 4 lety +11

      he still hasn't made that video of him eating turnip soup and i'm lowkey fuming

  • @resonance1838
    @resonance1838 Před 2 lety +55

    Wade: YOU GOT THREE DAYS IN?!?!
    Mark: *casual nervous laughter*
    I didn't wanna spoil the experience for you

  • @nany_quinha
    @nany_quinha Před 2 lety +40

    Wade: i want water
    Also wade: *drinks water
    *Gets diarrhea
    *Gets thirstier

  • @yeetopateeto-2290
    @yeetopateeto-2290 Před 4 lety +4683

    Bob is usually the one who is sensible so without him mark and wade are like two children without parents in a toy store.

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G Před 4 lety +188

      Sounds about right.
      The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious.
      Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL

    • @ishbr7896
      @ishbr7896 Před 4 lety +35

      Yup yup i agreed 😂

    • @charadreemurr3397
      @charadreemurr3397 Před 4 lety +118

      or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party

    • @kagari1426
      @kagari1426 Před 4 lety +28

      Bob's secretly playing with them, he isn't in the,group and has build a bunker

    • @alexgray2039
      @alexgray2039 Před 4 lety +13

      I have never been so horribly offended by something I 100% agree with.

  • @emmam1282
    @emmam1282 Před 4 lety +1148

    Mark: “did you just put the goggles on because they were an item that you found?”
    Wade: “yes?”
    I swear Wade is me

  • @EmberWishes147
    @EmberWishes147 Před 2 lety +78

    Wade: I'm punching grass
    Mark, who is also punching grass: That's not barricading your house, what are you doing?!?! 😂

  • @Alexander_productions
    @Alexander_productions Před 2 lety +42

    Wade: screaming from zombies. Mark: *barley holding in laugh*

  • @KimberleyW
    @KimberleyW Před 4 lety +534

    "Birds are just demons" - Markiplier 2020

  • @petarblag
    @petarblag Před 2 lety +37

    1:02 I can imagine Mark's character speaking to his friend on the phone while casually killing a zombie at the same time

  • @heydude1112
    @heydude1112 Před 2 lety +19

    0:29
    That moment when a veteran gives you instructions to survive for at least a day on your own... gives me chills when I play this for the first time

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 Před 4 lety +656

    Wade has, so far:
    Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing
    Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing
    Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group
    ??? More to come im sure

    • @meowkittymeowmeow2786
      @meowkittymeowmeow2786 Před 4 lety +8

      Wait what video did he dislocate his wrist?

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 Před 4 lety +29

      @@meowkittymeowmeow2786 It's Uno. "Wade literally breaks his hand"

    • @wolfychan4223
      @wolfychan4223 Před 4 lety +1

      @@wildfirefox1 I can't find it. Did he delete it?

    • @siannon2
      @siannon2 Před 4 lety +3

      @@wolfychan4223 no he didnt

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup Před 4 lety +3

      Wolfy Chan
      It’s on mark’s channel

  • @GeckoKingGaming
    @GeckoKingGaming Před 4 lety +344

    “WHY ARE YOU BUYING STONE AT THE SOUP STORE?!”

    • @IPukeFire
      @IPukeFire Před 4 lety +4

      That meme remines me of the game 60 seconds because soup part

    • @ShortStorytime
      @ShortStorytime Před 4 lety +3

      Never heard of stone soup? It's full of minerals.

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 Před 4 lety

      @@ShortStorytime Facts.

  • @motleythewild
    @motleythewild Před 2 lety +18

    This is still one of my favorite videos. All 1 hour, 22 minutes and 42 seconds live rent free in my brain ball.

  • @JoeMama-kv7nc
    @JoeMama-kv7nc Před 2 lety +22

    my man forgot that cactuses have water in them, laughed every single time he casually passed one by.

  • @miahbey8583
    @miahbey8583 Před 4 lety +544

    Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression,
    Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing,
    Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard

    • @spiritravenheart1335
      @spiritravenheart1335 Před 4 lety +19

      He is very accident prone.

    • @Nucl34r_W1nt3r
      @Nucl34r_W1nt3r Před 4 lety +13

      truly the man we all must fear

    • @huuminbloodborn7570
      @huuminbloodborn7570 Před 4 lety +15

      Wade is made of paper, love, and rage.

    • @ScarletCandlelight
      @ScarletCandlelight Před 4 lety +1

      Ara we sure Wade doesn't have EDS?

    • @griffinsonjupiter
      @griffinsonjupiter Před 4 lety +1

      @@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?

  • @olivehoneycutt3474
    @olivehoneycutt3474 Před 4 lety +1272

    "You're going to be fine-"
    "I fell off a roof and died."
    "WhY DiD YOu FalL OfF ThE RoOf aNd DIe?!"

  • @Sixend.
    @Sixend. Před 2 lety +20

    I like how accurate the game is when it makes you thirsty by taking painkillers

  • @petegraf
    @petegraf Před 4 měsíci +5

    I've watched this so many times. And every time when Wade exasperatedly says, "There was a surprise!" Just fills my heart with glee.

  • @dcc105
    @dcc105 Před 4 lety +624

    Amy sounds like a mom being supportive of their child playing games.

    • @FlightIess
      @FlightIess Před 4 lety +43

      "Are ya winning, son?"

    • @billybongos876
      @billybongos876 Před 4 lety +4

      I didn’t think that existed

    • @chaosincarnate7304
      @chaosincarnate7304 Před 4 lety +1

      Imagine having parents lol :(.

    • @Jewelsonn
      @Jewelsonn Před 4 lety +1

      No Imagine being the parent and saying that... Lol

    • @unmenschlich9444
      @unmenschlich9444 Před 4 lety

      @DCC 105 She literally walks into the room and her first question is "ya killin everyone?" Can you imagine your parents asking that if you were playing a game lol.

  • @invisiblebrandy
    @invisiblebrandy Před 3 lety +4436

    As of July 2020 Wade has:
    - almost broke his nose doing Elmo impression
    - dislocated his thumb playing Animal Crossing
    - dislocated his wrist doing jazz hands
    What a lad

    • @blakee1487
      @blakee1487 Před 3 lety +135

      True men break their hands and break their spinal cord when they sneeze

    • @urosmamic4172
      @urosmamic4172 Před 3 lety +48

      @@dragonturtlemax7438 i think he punched the table idk

    • @Ritchar
      @Ritchar Před 3 lety +107

      I predict he's going to explode his knees just by breathing.

    • @naythanthompson9602
      @naythanthompson9602 Před 3 lety +6

      Love it

    • @ylenagreen4084
      @ylenagreen4084 Před 3 lety +21

      I’m starting to think he has EDS 😂

  • @neon14summit
    @neon14summit Před 3 lety +13

    Why is it that whenever Bob isn’t around Mark and Wade actually seem like friends.

  • @wmatheson1611
    @wmatheson1611 Před 2 lety +19

    11:16 Wade: THERE WAS A SURPRISE!
    Me: *laughing to death*

  • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
    @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 Před 3 lety +2289

    Everyone: *Expects Mark to betray Wade*
    The end: *Wade betrays Mark*

  • @zombeef3074
    @zombeef3074 Před rokem +14

    This video was uploaded over 2 years ago and I bet Wade is still looting that house to this day

  • @jasonking7570
    @jasonking7570 Před rokem +34

    29:00 the fact that Mark is like "how the hell would I have built a bike in real life? That's ridiculous" when one of his latest current hobbies is building and riding e-Bikes 😂😂

  • @BrittanyNiicole
    @BrittanyNiicole Před 4 lety +442

    Nobody:
    Gar: don't panic. I'm in your house

  • @vibecheck265
    @vibecheck265 Před 4 lety +459

    Wade: *LITERALLY DYING*
    Mark: "well how bout just don't?"

  • @AngelicHalfblood
    @AngelicHalfblood Před rokem +11

    11:13 is the best summary of the birthday Wade had.

  • @lilboyblue8419
    @lilboyblue8419 Před 2 lety +61

    Mark: "WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A ROOF?!"
    Wade: "I panicked!"
    Mark: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PANIK!!!!"
    Wade:: "But you said it in a way that made me panik more!!!!"
    Mark: "WHAT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE-"

  • @JamesRiderX
    @JamesRiderX Před 4 lety +322

    Wade: I broke my nose by sneezing while doing a Elmo impression.
    Mark: Considering it's you, I do not doubt that in the slightest.
    *not even 10 seconds later*
    Wade: I also dislocated my thumb playing animal crossing.
    Mark: I don't believe you!!!

    • @thatonegirl5220
      @thatonegirl5220 Před 4 lety +3

      why does the second thing sound more like Wade than the first?

    • @Eremiyah
      @Eremiyah Před 4 lety +4

      Remember, Wade dislocated his wrist/hand during an Uno game as well

  • @Madking12357
    @Madking12357 Před 4 lety +3093

    The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.

    • @Shytownn
      @Shytownn Před 4 lety +46

      Madking 357 the kings of horrible but hilarious decisions

    • @CeresEros
      @CeresEros Před 4 lety +8

      Shylah G. Exactly

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G Před 4 lety +11

      Yea. Like siblings.
      Bob is the only mature one.

    • @katie1925
      @katie1925 Před 4 lety +28

      @@R4GNAR0G you know it's bad when you say bob is the most mature

    • @boojunkles
      @boojunkles Před 4 lety +2

      Woah Sheogorath I didn't know you watch Markiplier

  • @growthlover8267
    @growthlover8267 Před 2 lety +19

    Mark: „Punching Grass is not protecting your Building!“
    Also mark: (punches grass)

  • @DegnaDings
    @DegnaDings Před 2 lety +35

    “I’M SO DEAD!”
    “Your fine, just believe.”
    “I FeLl OfF ThE RoOf AnD DiEd!”
    😂😂🤣😅

  • @rivrrr29
    @rivrrr29 Před 4 lety +2034

    Mark: not believing Wade when he says that he thought he broke his nose by sneezing and also dislocating his thumb playing animal crossing
    Me: this is the same man who some how dislocated his wrist by jazz handing too hard while playing UNO anything is possible
    Edit: thanks for all of the likes guys❤

    • @kewegahl7707
      @kewegahl7707 Před 4 lety +112

      On next episode of stupid ways that wade hurts himself: wade breaks his ankle while jumping up from his chair
      It's stupid, but wade will make it work

    • @antiusinferno9396
      @antiusinferno9396 Před 4 lety +57

      I have no idea how he does any of this it might actually be beneficial for medical science to study Wade just to find out how he does it. I mean if we can figure it out we will know just how to prevent it and who knows maybe we'll find a cure for terrible luck and stupidity by doing so... or we'll forget about it and find cupcakes instead.

    • @lucamaniac796
      @lucamaniac796 Před 4 lety +4

      Scp pleasssee

    • @Isopants
      @Isopants Před 4 lety +35

      Totally believable, that kind of bad luck runs in my family. My sister shattered her foot in six places doing the MC Hammer dance. True story. She has a plate in her foot now.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Isopants
      thats kinda funny

  • @williamsmith208
    @williamsmith208 Před 4 lety +249

    Not hearing Bob's laugh on a 7 Days to Die breaks my heart

    • @Flamuski
      @Flamuski Před 4 lety +12

      Ikr! His laughs are so precious

    • @captinrex2261
      @captinrex2261 Před 4 lety +2

      I miss 7 Days to Die, I’d play it more but PS4 edition sucks compared to the PC version. Me and my friends can’t even play without the server glitching out or the game crashing.

    • @theholytoilet6668
      @theholytoilet6668 Před 4 lety +3

      William Smith I know, right? At this point, not hearing Bob with Wade and Mark is like listening to metal with no guitars.

    • @fersotic
      @fersotic Před 4 lety +2

      I only played alpha 15-16. I Just don't like new ones. Weapons are everywhere and traders giving shit for them. Vultures everywhere too, and because of it i always need to look in the sky. Idk what's with alpha 18, but i remember me and my friend tried to play alpha 17, and we laughed because zombies were soo slow they just weren't able to reach us. That granny zombie even died on the road running to us, we laughed so hard, but i assume that was just a glitch and it's no more appearing in the new versions.

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun Před 4 lety

      sameee

  • @Createcate1002
    @Createcate1002 Před 2 lety +18

    "FAMILY FRIENDLY WADE! FAMILY FRIENDLY!"
    "THAT'S WHAT ME, DADDY, LIKES TO HEAR"
    You can't have your cake and eat it too Mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @realitywizard2680
    @realitywizard2680 Před 2 lety +45

    Wade: I'm outside punching grass.
    Mark, as he punches grass: Mr. Materials! That's not barricading your house!

  • @emem7862
    @emem7862 Před 4 lety +501

    Omg. Amy: "You killing everybody?"
    Mark: "I'm killing wade apparently"
    Amy: "Good job"
    🤣

  • @punky_portraits
    @punky_portraits Před 4 lety +444

    I've had SUCH a bad day today and just the blurry 3 seconds of chica made me feel so much better (I mean mark and wade are nice but CHICA)

    • @ClericDoggo56
      @ClericDoggo56 Před 4 lety +4

      Chicky chica is the goodest gurl

    • @psilocybin683
      @psilocybin683 Před 4 lety +2

      You know you can find dogs everywhere on the internet right ?

    • @mysteryhaze5080
      @mysteryhaze5080 Před 4 lety +2

      I hope tomorrow will be better for you!

    • @luvrgirlzoe
      @luvrgirlzoe Před 4 lety +2

      ゆがんだVเภςєภ† yeah, but it’s *_chica_*

    • @luvrgirlzoe
      @luvrgirlzoe Před 4 lety +1

      The Art Of Gaming Chica is the best lil floofer ❤️❤️❤️

  • @rakkoon8893
    @rakkoon8893 Před 5 měsíci +4

    "There was a surprise!"
    🤣 Wade is hilarious!

  • @Ka_y.z
    @Ka_y.z Před 3 lety +5

    im just replaying this one part over and over 13:32

  • @ryanlowe5681
    @ryanlowe5681 Před 4 lety +544

    Wade: **Breaks his nose while doing an Elmo impression**
    Wade again: **Dislocates his thumb while playing Animal Crossing**
    Also Wade: **Breaks his hand while doing jazz hands**
    Wade another time: **Dislocates his wrist clicking to fast**

    • @sansprobus7209
      @sansprobus7209 Před 4 lety +5

      i hope that was recorded

    • @glitched448
      @glitched448 Před 4 lety +16

      Wade is not ok

    • @names1139
      @names1139 Před 4 lety +23

      Jesus is wade made of paper

    • @MeribelNova
      @MeribelNova Před 4 lety +17

      The jazz hands incident is my personal favorite
      Poor guy 😂

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C Před 4 lety +17

      Wade dislocated his wrist when he clicked too fast during Uno that one time.

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 Před 4 lety +680

    chica in the background just going “dad?”

  • @milesupshur9614
    @milesupshur9614 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I would actually love it if somebody sent Wade's entire stream VOD of this episode, because I've found and cleared Papi's house and would like to know how Wade managed to take it so slow.

  • @overkall1691
    @overkall1691 Před 2 lety +18

    This is one of my fave vids to revisit, the BFF for life vibes are tight

  • @slackolantern
    @slackolantern Před 4 lety +220

    "I will remember this come your birthday." Well, Mark's getting some Getting Over It time in his future

    • @mellow2573
      @mellow2573 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao i read ur username as shaq O'lantern

    • @pwnyboy9714
      @pwnyboy9714 Před 4 lety +1

      God willing.

    • @Wylkyoubastard
      @Wylkyoubastard Před 4 lety +1

      Nag nah, pogostuck

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern Před 2 lety

      @@mellow2573 How did I never see this a year ago? LOL that's hilarious!

  • @Meow.Woem.
    @Meow.Woem. Před 4 lety +438

    Wade: Bald people are scary
    Ethan: *am I a joke to you*

  • @jasperoakes9332
    @jasperoakes9332 Před rokem +11

    I’ve gotten into the habit of watching this video in particular as well as mark’s newer videos on 7 days to die before I go to sleep. Now I can word for word somethings said in this video lmao

    • @mercurymerc6518
      @mercurymerc6518 Před 6 měsíci +2

      This, Superliminal, Sort the Court, and Powerwash Simulator. Depends how chaotic I want my dreams to be