Mizushima Shuhei wrote this song in 1913 when he was 15 years old while he was a student at a youth army officers school and presented it during a school festival. The principle got angry for calling the school bags “beggars bags” and he got punished by being put into a curfew for couple weeks. His Japanese language teacher was actually impressed by his lyrics and happily praised him for it. The song became popular among other army officer schools around the country and students would sing it until the end of ww2 in 1945. Mizushima himself passed away in 1947.
At least the grunts on the front lines calling in artillery aren’t the ones who have to account for wind, drop and travel time. The ones who are doing the math are the artillerymen.
@@nickthenuker7916 yes, true. My senior high school in indonesia was just 20 meter behind the center of field artillery school of Indonesia national army. I can play and enter that place if the front door are open. Hell yeah, that's also make my boy scout instructor even came from that place. Since I was boy scout lead, I have more time to spend in there and have chance to see how they teach even see the hell of calculating shoot trajectory and to be precise if in college you need at least 8 number behind zero they did 16 number and if can 24 number behind zero while we now even just need to dumb and just use rangefinder etc. etc. and yes, they even told to use manual calculation on ASTROS missile launcher
Me and the boys storming the School Cafe to gain support of the popular kids on a coup against the weak student council! And then getting sent to an Hour long detention.... Which you only serve 30 minutes!!!!!
@@edwardj.ximipa3125 welp, since i see 'MIPA' on your account name, rejoice. You have been choose math and memory hell since you choose Science in SHS man.
@@PtolemaicArmy_Guerrilla Did you really not get it, or are you sarcastic? They're joking that their father (I don't know the gender of the Japanese person so I'm using they) would beat them with a trouser belt if they admitted this - it's a joke about the strictness of Asian parents. I'm from Eastern Europe and Boomer parents in my part of the world tend to be just as strict (and in some ways worse) as the stereotypical Asian parents.
This song was written I believe prior to World War 2, and because there was no musical sheet or addendum added, it fit well with the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
@@themangledwither It's a folk song of kind of indeterminate origin, so you're both just as likely to be right! What's important here is that it is very American, and usually very left leaning
1:10 as a Japanese student , this is so fucking relatable . I guess Japanese students will forever be tormented by having to learn old Chinese texts as long as japan exists .
@@g.-4678 you can’t blame the japanese ancestors as they pretty much didn’t know what or who arabic people were so they chose a chinese based writing system
@@MasonGreenWeed trust me, Americans butcher any other language as much as the Japanese. And it’s not even modern Chinese, it’s centuries old Chinese literature.
@Hans sure does they were so angry at their high school standards that they committed unspeakable atrocities on every race they could get their hands on to let go of the anger
@Hans PH Department of Tourism said "Its more fun in the Philippines" so the IJA starts migrating there although IJA had too much fun when they organized a sportsfest in Bataan and PH and US got mad cause they'll have to pay for it so they challenge the IJA to play PUBG in forest, hills and villages then they play COD in Manila
The yanks parodying the confederate’s music- degrading song about them being traitors. The Japanese parodying the United state’s music- “I HATE MATH >:(“
I mean Why do you think the civil war started? Many conflicting interests at governmental and social level all culminating in the final straw of slavery? No thats dumb,its cuz Robert E. lee told lincoln (a massive fuckin' nerd) that math was hella gay and got his boys stonewall and Jeff to back him up.
Some of my friends and I came up with an English version of this back when we were officer candidates, altered slightly to fit an American ROTC environment. Our instructors were not amused but it spread like wildfire in the battalion. It took a written order from the colonel threatening anyone caught singing it with summary disenrollment to make it stop, and even then we kept at it whenever cadre weren’t around.
Romaji lyrics (credited to Mr. Globomarch) Kojiki bukuro o omosoni rappa no aizu de atsumatte kyoshitsu sashite zorozoro to yukeba sugaku ka Shinkosuteta no sankaku ga yatto sundato omottara za hyo, genten, houbutsusen korega kaiseki ka Rigaku hakase ja arumaishi kasokudo nanka shiru monoka atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni naruwa juugaku yo Hari ka mimizu ka shiranai ga ton chin kan no gogaku nado yattemo yakuni wa tatanai yo ore wa naporeon Koushi ya moushi ga sake nonde ippai kigen de hora fuita detarame nanka shiru mono ka iya na kanbun ja Mukashi mo mukashi omukashi kenkohoshi ya tsurayuki ga negoto o kaita kokubun wa toketa mizu ame ka Chukojingi to imasara ni mottai rashiku yuu keredo saiminjutsu ni wa chigai nai sugu ni nemuku naru
@@inventor121 agreed this is literally my life right now Me seeing physics: How I am supposed to understand this bulls hit? Newton and Einstein must have been drubk
The funniest part of this isnt how relatable the lyrics is, it's how it's still being interpreted seriously lol. It's feels so wrong while it ACTUALLY slaps
@@arghyaprotimhalder5592bruh. Trigonometry is wide. Can almost be applied everywhere and it certainly is not easily to memorize and madter all the formula for an average person.
@@goldenfiberwheat238 You're right, should've clarified. Konoe had no backbone and once the public became enthusiastic about the war in China he suddenly dropped his "stop at Shanghai" attitude and called for all out war.
Even if Japan succeeded in taking over China and winning the war, learning classical Chinese would still be mandatory to understand historical Japanese documents.
seeing "how am i supposed to understand this bullshit?" in a century-old parody of a song usually associated with the us civil war, made to be about IJA officer school, is both one of the finniest things I've seen today, and a reminder that people in the past were a lot more similar to us than we usually think
Kyujitai lyrics with Romaji: 乞食袋を重そうに、喇叭の合圖で集まって。 (Kojiki-bukuro o omo-sō ni, rappa no aizu de atsumatte.) 教室さしてぞろぞろと，行けば數學か？ (Yōshitsu sashite zorozoro to, ikeba sūgaku ka?) 信仰ステータの三角がやっと濟んだと思ったら。 (Shinkō sutēta no sankaku ga yatto sunda to omottara.) 座標、原點、放物線。これが解析か！？ (Zahyō, genten, hōbutsusen. Kore ga kaiseki ka!?) 理學博士じゃあるまいし、加速度なんか知るものか？ (Rigakuhakushi jaarumaishi, kasokudo nanka shiru monoka?) 頭が四角や三角に、なるは重學よ！ (Atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni, naru wa jugaku yo!) 針か蚓か知らないが、頓珍漢の語學など (Hari ka mimizuka ka shiranaiga, tonchinkan no gogaku nado.) やっても役には立たないよ、俺はナポレオン。 (Yatte mo yaku ni wa tatanaiyo, ore wa Naporeon.) 孔子や孟子が酒飲んで、一杯機嫌でほら吹いた。 (Kōshi ya Mōshi ga sake nonde, ippaikigen de hora fuita.) 出鱈目何か知るものか？嫌な漢文じゃ！ (Detarame nani ka shiru monoka? Iyana kanbun ja!) 昔もむかし、大昔兼好法師や貫之が。 (Mukashi mo mukashi ōmukashi, Kenkō hōshi ya Tsurayuki ga.) 寢言を書いた國文は、溶けた水飴か。 (Negoto o kaita kokubun wa, toketa mizuame ka.) 忠孝仁義と今さらに、勿體らしく言うけれど。 (Chūkōjingi to imasara ni, mottairashiku iukeredo.) 催眠術に違いない、直ぐに眠くなる！ (Saimin-jutsu ni chigainai, sugu ni nemukunaru!)
Jesus Christ, East Asians singing about math and school in their marching songs WITH equations and concepts of geometry (such as coordinates, origin, and parabola) and physics (such as acceleration)? That's freaking awesome!
American Airborne parody: "aight folks. if there's something wrong when u jump, you're automatically die and those medics on the ground will happily escorting your body to the morgue" IJA parody: "i hate school. i hate classes"
Im half westerner and half asian, lived in both hemispheres for an equal amount of time and i can say that this is true. I first lived in America and the education there is so lax. When i was finishing up addition and subtraction in grade 2, the grade 2 in the Philippines are already finishing up multiplication and division. You can tell how much i suffered when i transferred to Asia in grade 3
Here are the lyrics if you struggle to remember the lines Damn having to carry that beggar bag around And having to gather as the trumpets sound The classroom is filled with students Is it math again today? The triangles, all of that thinking And I only barely finished everything Coordinates, origin, and parabola Goddamn, it's analysis! I'm not a doctor of physics How am I supposed to know the acceleration? It's simply a square or a triangle! Goddamn, this is serious stuff! I don't even know if that's a needle or a worm This is the absurdity of language class What a troublesome work this is I must be Napoleon! Confucius and Mencius must've been drinking And intoxicated when they're writing their stuff How am I supposed to understand this bullshit? Oh god, I hate learning Chinese A long time ago Yoshida Kenko and Ki no Tsurayuki They are just writing nonsense Like melting mizuames "Loyalty, Filial Piety, benevolence and love" Why are these values are still relevant nowadays? That class must be hypnotic Because I can fall asleep immediately
Romaji Lyrics: Kojiki bukuro o omosoni rappa no aizu de atsumatte kyoshitsu sashite zorozoro to yukeba sugaku ka Shinkosuteta no sankaku ga yatto sundato omottara za hyo, genten, houbutsusen korega kaiseki ka Rigaku hakase ja arumaishi kasokudo nanka shiru monoka atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni naruwa juugaku yo Hari ka mimizu ka shiranai ga ton chin kan no gogaku nado yattemo yakuni wa tatanai yo ore wa naporeon Koushi ya moushi ga sake nonde ippai kigen de hora fuita detarame nanka shiru mono ka iya na kanbun ja Mukashi no mukashi omukashi kenkohoshi ya tsurayuki ga negoto o kaita kokubun wa toketa mizu ame ka Chukojingi to imasera ni mottai rashiku yuu keredo saiminjutsu ni wa chigai nai sugu ni nemuku naru
Imagine: You're visiting your friend in Japan. You are now going to their younger sibling's school to introduce yourself. And then you play this song for the students and they all smile and giggle while the teacher just stands there and looks at you with a "You know that they'll never shut up about this song, right?" look.
one actual thing this song is used as is melody to school anthems and aswell is highly known to become an school used melody, even in my school they use that melody.
"How Am I supposed to understand this bullshit?"
-Adm. Yamamoto
@Aron Viberg Instructor : *Something Something Naval Gunnery*
Adm. Yamamoto : "I like your funny words magic man"
"How Am I supposed to understand this bullshit?"
-Everyone reading about battle of solomon
Makarov? What are you doing here? Aren't u dead?
@@Scav8835 John Price failed to hang me properly...
@@dad2827 Haha yes. But I failed to kill woods.
American soldiers hearing this: they must be singing about war or something
Japanese soldiers: *complaining about academic bullshit*
“what the fuck is this shit, i dont wanna learn fuckin french and consume baguettes everyday.”
More like:
American soldiers : They must be dissing us with that parody
Japanese soldiers : I hate school
Mizushima Shuhei wrote this song in 1913 when he was 15 years old while he was a student at a youth army officers school and presented it during a school festival. The principle got angry for calling the school bags “beggars bags” and he got punished by being put into a curfew for couple weeks. His Japanese language teacher was actually impressed by his lyrics and happily praised him for it. The song became popular among other army officer schools around the country and students would sing it until the end of ww2 in 1945. Mizushima himself passed away in 1947.
A brave guy.
45th like.
Mizushima Shuhei and his Japanese language teacher both were a freedom lover. Glory to them!
He died at 49 years old?
Excellent summary!
Chad Mizushima vs Virgin Principle
Join army to avoid math.
Also in army: Require artillery support in south 72 east 124
Ah yes, the 16 number behind zero trigonometry calculation
At least the grunts on the front lines calling in artillery aren’t the ones who have to account for wind, drop and travel time. The ones who are doing the math are the artillerymen.
@@nickthenuker7916 yes, true.
My senior high school in indonesia was just 20 meter behind the center of field artillery school of Indonesia national army. I can play and enter that place if the front door are open.
Hell yeah, that's also make my boy scout instructor even came from that place. Since I was boy scout lead, I have more time to spend in there and have chance to see how they teach even see the hell of calculating shoot trajectory and to be precise if in college you need at least 8 number behind zero they did 16 number and if can 24 number behind zero while we now even just need to dumb and just use rangefinder etc. etc. and yes, they even told to use manual calculation on ASTROS missile launcher
If I ever became a pilot or a sniper I would be having brain anuerisms
...ooops...! 🤪
This song is something all Asian kids can relate to I'm sure.
you mean all kids around the world?
Yes
Yes, I agreed with you strongly.
Yes
I can relate
This song is not only good, it's relatable
Very relatable
as an asian i agree i would actually be interested if the educational system isn’t broken
Epic*
0:56 i dont know bud
Alternate WW3 Mapping Serie HOI4 STYLE
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Finally something that we all can relate too
Of course
But not for me..
As if worshiping the Emperor isn't relatable...
@@comraderoyalguard4699 EMPEROR PROTECTS.
@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong FOR THE IMPERIUM
@@Odd_Krieger yes
If any movement against the current school system ever happen
This should be the anthem
As Someone in 8th grade thus hits Hard
Me and the boys storming the School Cafe to gain support of the popular kids on a coup against the weak student council!
And then getting sent to an Hour long detention....
Which you only serve 30 minutes!!!!!
@@goebbledup1835 Do it one Feb.26
Not against school but against the educational system
@@admiralissimus I am vice versa
interesting
ayyyy
hey are gonna do the thing
woah, it's ingen: INGEN HERE, BOYS!
Ingen and Norwegian Baron will be posting this and other language version of this like a Minecraft speedrun competition
Oh hey you’re here
Most relatable military song.
I don't get it..
@@RIFLQ it’s basically like how learning about something in school sucks
@@RIFLQ and people hate learning stuff so ye
@@souljiaboy7786 lmao, its just the shitty school system
@@kamikazefilmproductions oh ok
me: this song sound good but it doesn't sound like an Imperial Japanese song "Oh god, I hate learning Chinese" ah there it is.
草
呵呵
its hard ok
5 years later and the kid is waltzing through Nanjing
Even today, learning ancient and classical Chinese is mandatory in Japanese schools. Literally no one enjoys them lol
Time to send this to my American friends for a bit of trolling
We Participate in a moderate amount of tomfoolery
I'm american and this ahit not only slaps but I wanna play this in class
We participate in a small amount of Japanfoolery
we do a little trolling
100 times better than America's crappy old mcdonald's theme song.
"Is it math again?"
Everytime i arrange my book for tommorow
too relatable
@@edwardj.ximipa3125 welp, since i see 'MIPA' on your account name, rejoice. You have been choose math and memory hell since you choose Science in SHS man.
Everyone: "Asians love to study they're extremely intelligent and always love to learn new things!!!"
Asians:
I'm an Asian and oh god lol, I would do anything to skip math days
@@blueskyalchemist623 who wouldn't?
I'd say this would be true but a belt is awaiting my presence if I did
@@nathannantasai8945 A kárate belt?
@@PtolemaicArmy_Guerrilla Did you really not get it, or are you sarcastic? They're joking that their father (I don't know the gender of the Japanese person so I'm using they) would beat them with a trouser belt if they admitted this - it's a joke about the strictness of Asian parents. I'm from Eastern Europe and Boomer parents in my part of the world tend to be just as strict (and in some ways worse) as the stereotypical Asian parents.
When the Japanese do the most American thing to do in war: take the enemy's song and parody it
This song was written I believe prior to World War 2, and because there was no musical sheet or addendum added, it fit well with the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
What's the original song?
@@RIFLQ Battle Hymn of the Republic
@@herpyderpy2869 wasn't it john brown's body?
@@themangledwither
It's a folk song of kind of indeterminate origin, so you're both just as likely to be right!
What's important here is that it is very American, and usually very left leaning
In my case the "Oh god, I hate learning Chinese" part is "Oh god, I hate learning French".
And in my case it's swedish
In my case, it's Spanish.
It shouldn't be that bad. I mean, you know a lot of that language already.
@@501ststormtrooper9 s a m e
Change it to hebrew here.
"I'm not a doctor of physics"
Their parents: you should be.
the only time where all of us agree on IJA
Indeed
“only”
No, go to the Nippon Kaigun instead.
You will fly a Reppu and be an ace.
@The Traditionalist this^
@@subarunatsuki4145 We agree with this comment
The “I’m not a doctor of physics, how am I supposed to know the acceleration” part is something that all high school students can relate with
Top 10 anime comebacks
I agreed with that.
1:10 as a Japanese student , this is so fucking relatable .
I guess Japanese students will forever be tormented by having to learn old Chinese texts as long as japan exists .
Just blame your ancestor for taking kanji rather than 36 hijaiyah (arabic) text lmao
@@g.-4678 you can’t blame the japanese ancestors as they pretty much didn’t know what or who arabic people were so they chose a chinese based writing system
Japanese on their way to butcher foreign words
@@MasonGreenWeed trust me, Americans butcher any other language as much as the Japanese.
And it’s not even modern Chinese, it’s centuries old Chinese literature.
Bing chilling
"Confucius and Mencius must have been drunk when writing this bullshit"
Lmao
"Oh god I hate learning Chinese"
As someone who has been tortured by all the crap Confucius and Mencius wrote, I approve this song.
I can only agree on the Confucius part. Mencius had good ideas actually.
How did you get such a legendary Profile Name? That is hilarious.
where are you from? we don't learn much about those guys in Europe and I believe in America they don't teach about them too
@@Akkise Yeah, Mencius was also an expert in debating.
@@libatonvhs Taiwan
What if the Sino-Japanese War was caused by the Japanese being upset at having to learn the Chinese Classics in school?
It would certainly explain all the atrocities as just a way to let go of their pent-up anger
@Hans sure does they were so angry at their high school standards that they committed unspeakable atrocities on every race they could get their hands on to let go of the anger
@Hans yes
@Hans PH Department of Tourism said "Its more fun in the Philippines" so the IJA starts migrating there although IJA had too much fun when they organized a sportsfest in Bataan and PH and US got mad cause they'll have to pay for it so they challenge the IJA to play PUBG in forest, hills and villages then they play COD in Manila
@@leclec6169 they later decided to expand their pubg maps in the 1945 April update, adding in Okinawa
Remember: This song was parodied and sang by adult military soldiers
Military school is tough
@@christianwhittall5889 Military School can lead to alcoholism. Also a nicotine addiction.
Remember; this song was parodied and sung by an actual rapist cannibalistic genocidal army.
Can we rename this as battle hymn of the classroom? Bc im iust seeing me 10 years ago thinking all of this
@pro Austrian painter that woulb be "pumped p kicks"
We need to rename the song to that title!!! 😂
Finally, an anthem everyone can sing proudly
The Students Internationale
The yanks parodying the confederate’s music-
degrading song about them being traitors.
The Japanese parodying the United state’s music-
“I HATE MATH >:(“
I read this to the rhythm of the battle hymn in my head. Well I had to reeeaally pull out the last line but still.
Then they made into a electronics chain stores’ commercial music. Yodobashi Camera
I mean Why do you think the civil war started? Many conflicting interests at governmental and social level all culminating in the final straw of slavery?
No thats dumb,its cuz Robert E. lee told lincoln (a massive fuckin' nerd) that math was hella gay and got his boys stonewall and Jeff to back him up.
@@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124 WE AINT GONNA LEARN TRIGONOMETRY EVER AGAIN
Funny thing is the Confederates did the same thing during the war
Some of my friends and I came up with an English version of this back when we were officer candidates, altered slightly to fit an American ROTC environment. Our instructors were not amused but it spread like wildfire in the battalion. It took a written order from the colonel threatening anyone caught singing it with summary disenrollment to make it stop, and even then we kept at it whenever cadre weren’t around.
Can you please share the lyrics that you came up with? I would love to hear it 😂
share the lyrics!
What were the lyrics?
Share the lyrics
we want lyrics
It's being 107 years since Mizushima released the song and it's still relatable :(
it's a banger as well
That mean after all of those years, the problem is still there
1:07
"I must be Napoleon"
this sentence is reference to his quote "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools"
Watching this while doing Math in formerly colonised country by Japan
Watching this with the same system of elementary education by japanese colonizer
Watching this while having Composition exams for Two Languages(English + Chinese) in a few days
The most ambitious cross-over.
Romaji lyrics (credited to Mr. Globomarch)
Kojiki bukuro o omosoni
rappa no aizu de atsumatte
kyoshitsu sashite zorozoro to
yukeba sugaku ka
Shinkosuteta no sankaku ga
yatto sundato omottara
za hyo, genten, houbutsusen
korega kaiseki ka
Rigaku hakase ja arumaishi
kasokudo nanka shiru monoka
atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni
naruwa juugaku yo
Hari ka mimizu ka shiranai ga
ton chin kan no gogaku nado
yattemo yakuni wa tatanai yo
ore wa naporeon
Koushi ya moushi ga sake nonde
ippai kigen de hora fuita
detarame nanka shiru mono ka
iya na kanbun ja
Mukashi mo mukashi omukashi
kenkohoshi ya tsurayuki ga
negoto o kaita kokubun wa
toketa mizu ame ka
Chukojingi to imasara ni
mottai rashiku yuu keredo
saiminjutsu ni wa chigai nai
sugu ni nemuku naru
Beautiful
There are too many mistakes in translating the lyrics.
漢文 Kanbun is old chinese sentence.
シンコステータの三角が Triangle of sin, cos and θ
Britains: Fucking Airforce!
Japanese: Fucking Classes!
❌ Battle Hymn of the Republic
✅ Battle Hymn of the Classroom
It's crazy that this was written in 1913! It's kinda relatable to today!
School didnt change, unfortunately
"Yes! I'm in the army now! No more school, no more maths classes! Now, what MoS have I been assigned?"
"Artillery."
"Fffffffff......"
"I must be napoleon"
-napoleon:"wait what......?"
Glory glory Amaterasu
I heard music about japanese soldiers dying for their country and their harsh experience with war, now they made a song about my actual life.
Everyone's actual life*
Man now I understand why they charged suicidally, better to charge the enemy and die than go back to school to learn calculus.
@@inventor121 agreed this is literally my life right now
Me seeing physics: How I am supposed to understand this bulls hit?
Newton and Einstein must have been drubk
The funniest part of this isnt how relatable the lyrics is, it's how it's still being interpreted seriously lol. It's feels so wrong while it ACTUALLY slaps
Es schlappen
As a Chinese I fkn couldn't stop laughing seeing "I hate learning Chinese"😂😂
漢文(Kanbun) is old chinese sentence.
There are too many mistakes in translating the lyrics.
シンコステータの三角が
Triangle of sin, cos and θ
@@user-mr6hy1iw2v trigonometry is actually easy ,
@@arghyaprotimhalder5592bruh. Trigonometry is wide. Can almost be applied everywhere and it certainly is not easily to memorize and madter all the formula for an average person.
"how am i supposed to understand this bullshit?"
-IJA
No matter what culture your from, what language you speak. We can all agree that we all hate school.
"How am i supposed to understand this bullshit?"
-Someone when there's math exam
Random bullshit go! - Me during Math test.
“Confucius and Mencius must have been drinking and intoxicated while writing their stuff.”
Me and my friends at the back of Math class be like:
I must be Napoleon, because I am Napoleon!
its u
Nice jokee
Yes
He came back from the dead! Is him!
Waterloo?
What I was expecting: a patriotic Japanese song about dying for the emperor
What it was: a Japanese Soldier talking about how much he hate math
American version: talks about death of soldiers
original version: I'm bored in school
As a college student, this is something I and the IJA can agree on.
"oh god I hate learning chinese"
- Hideki Tojo, 1937
Chinese here means Japanese kanjin an ancient and improved form of Chinese medieval
Tojo wasn’t pm of Japan when they invaded China in 1937 🤓
@@goldenfiberwheat238 I'm surprised Konoe Fumimaro isn't more well known in the West, given he's the guy that started the whole train wreck 💀
@@user-qe5by9dz6o actually it was the soldiers who orchestrated the Marco Polo bridge incident who started the mess. They did that without orders
@@goldenfiberwheat238 You're right, should've clarified. Konoe had no backbone and once the public became enthusiastic about the war in China he suddenly dropped his "stop at Shanghai" attitude and called for all out war.
"Oh god, I hate learning Chinese"
And so, they attempted to remove that problem.
Nanjing intensifies.
Even if Japan succeeded in taking over China and winning the war, learning classical Chinese would still be mandatory to understand historical Japanese documents.
@@kn2549 damn it
reddit
@@kn2549 Chinese was mandatory even when Japan viewed chinese as barbarians and massacred them.
@@CoolMan-ig1ol Wang Jingwei sends his regards
The Math part was so damn relatable lmao
The math part is so true XD
seeing "how am i supposed to understand this bullshit?" in a century-old parody of a song usually associated with the us civil war, made to be about IJA officer school, is both one of the finniest things I've seen today, and a reminder that people in the past were a lot more similar to us than we usually think
thank you Japan, you perfectly describe my math class
People who sing relatable songs about hating school committed Nanjing.
This is an interesting world.
Humans are humans. Who could have guessed? :0
Kyujitai lyrics with Romaji:
乞食袋を重そうに、喇叭の合圖で集まって。
(Kojiki-bukuro o omo-sō ni, rappa no aizu de atsumatte.)
教室さしてぞろぞろと，行けば數學か？
(Yōshitsu sashite zorozoro to, ikeba sūgaku ka?)
信仰ステータの三角がやっと濟んだと思ったら。
(Shinkō sutēta no sankaku ga yatto sunda to omottara.)
座標、原點、放物線。これが解析か！？
(Zahyō, genten, hōbutsusen. Kore ga kaiseki ka!?)
理學博士じゃあるまいし、加速度なんか知るものか？
(Rigakuhakushi jaarumaishi, kasokudo nanka shiru monoka?)
頭が四角や三角に、なるは重學よ！
(Atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni, naru wa jugaku yo!)
針か蚓か知らないが、頓珍漢の語學など
(Hari ka mimizuka ka shiranaiga, tonchinkan no gogaku nado.)
やっても役には立たないよ、俺はナポレオン。
(Yatte mo yaku ni wa tatanaiyo, ore wa Naporeon.)
孔子や孟子が酒飲んで、一杯機嫌でほら吹いた。
(Kōshi ya Mōshi ga sake nonde, ippaikigen de hora fuita.)
出鱈目何か知るものか？嫌な漢文じゃ！
(Detarame nani ka shiru monoka? Iyana kanbun ja!)
昔もむかし、大昔兼好法師や貫之が。
(Mukashi mo mukashi ōmukashi, Kenkō hōshi ya Tsurayuki ga.)
寢言を書いた國文は、溶けた水飴か。
(Negoto o kaita kokubun wa, toketa mizuame ka.)
忠孝仁義と今さらに、勿體らしく言うけれど。
(Chūkōjingi to imasara ni, mottairashiku iukeredo.)
催眠術に違いない、直ぐに眠くなる！
(Saimin-jutsu ni chigainai, sugu ni nemukunaru!)
Mitochondria is the square root of the human body.
what
United States:the Republic
Japan:School is stupid
This is something I didn't expect at all but I needed
Thicc hirohito banner
@@seronymus W I D E
We share a common enemy Tojo! *MATH*
For some reason I really love this
That’s it.
In the next Call of War round I am playing as Japan.
Jesus Christ, East Asians singing about math and school in their marching songs WITH equations and concepts of geometry (such as coordinates, origin, and parabola) and physics (such as acceleration)? That's freaking awesome!
Then you realise it’s just them lamenting about how hard the stuff is
The most related song for students
I might've just found my favorite song
I have my maths exam tomorrow, and wth is this doing in my recommendations?
Revolution
@The Traditionalist ah, just messed up with a trigonometry sum, rest all answers were ok
@The Traditionalist federal agent
The fact that he knows Napoleon, Confucius, and Mencius
:/
Western kid during exam: Well maybe I can pass this, or maybe not. But at least I tried...
Asian kid during exam:
Modern Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese and Hong Kong students being relatable for most of the song:
American Airborne parody: "aight folks. if there's something wrong when u jump, you're automatically die and those medics on the ground will happily escorting your body to the morgue"
IJA parody: "i hate school. i hate classes"
How nice are the americans for helping their deceased to be carried away….only a IJA soldier can dream
what parody is that?
@@morpheyegeo8657 blood upon the risers
0:50 Juugaku (重学) is an archaic word for mechanics.
It is not "serious stuff."
March for some students around the world.
As an native of an former Japanese occupied state i actually agree being Asian really suck when it come to this kind of things
"Confucius and Mencius"
Flashbacks of learning Old Chinese in high school
When you're some of the most brutal in committing war crimes but school is still a must
So this is what happens when you go back in time and move a chair
Let us commence forth a diminutive sum of trollery
"Oh god, I hate learning Chinese"
And... that's where Nanking begins
Even the class is online this song still related
The fact that many Westerners makes jokes or stereotypes about Asians always studying harder and top notch intelligent.
(Ps. I'm an Asian)
Im half westerner and half asian, lived in both hemispheres for an equal amount of time and i can say that this is true. I first lived in America and the education there is so lax. When i was finishing up addition and subtraction in grade 2, the grade 2 in the Philippines are already finishing up multiplication and division.
You can tell how much i suffered when i transferred to Asia in grade 3
So nobody's gonna talk about the Non japanese university on the background
Nobody's care
Wow very scarry wow it make me cry :I
What university?
If u look closely to the flag there's a building
@@mohammadsadisanjaya1121 i think its a filipino University because of the spanish style building
Here are the lyrics if you struggle to remember the lines
Damn having to carry that beggar bag around
And having to gather as the trumpets sound
The classroom is filled with students
Is it math again today?
The triangles, all of that thinking
And I only barely finished everything
Coordinates, origin, and parabola
Goddamn, it's analysis!
I'm not a doctor of physics
How am I supposed to know the acceleration?
It's simply a square or a triangle!
Goddamn, this is serious stuff!
I don't even know if that's a needle or a worm
This is the absurdity of language class
What a troublesome work this is
I must be Napoleon!
Confucius and Mencius must've been drinking
And intoxicated when they're writing their stuff
How am I supposed to understand this bullshit?
Oh god, I hate learning Chinese
A long time ago
Yoshida Kenko and Ki no Tsurayuki
They are just writing nonsense
Like melting mizuames
"Loyalty, Filial Piety, benevolence and love"
Why are these values are still relevant nowadays?
That class must be hypnotic
Because I can fall asleep immediately
Holy hell how long did you spend writing this
Also Kitchener you have the same interest in history as I
@@fedrickthegreat2138 Like 4 minutes, literally just starting and stopping the video lol
@@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils Yep I don’t envy your struggle
When you hate math:
Trolling : ∞%
Romaji Lyrics:
Kojiki bukuro o omosoni
rappa no aizu de atsumatte
kyoshitsu sashite zorozoro to
yukeba sugaku ka
Shinkosuteta no sankaku ga
yatto sundato omottara
za hyo, genten, houbutsusen
korega kaiseki ka
Rigaku hakase ja arumaishi
kasokudo nanka shiru monoka
atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni
naruwa juugaku yo
Hari ka mimizu ka shiranai ga
ton chin kan no gogaku nado
yattemo yakuni wa tatanai yo
ore wa naporeon
Koushi ya moushi ga sake nonde
ippai kigen de hora fuita
detarame nanka shiru mono ka
iya na kanbun ja
Mukashi no mukashi omukashi
kenkohoshi ya tsurayuki ga
negoto o kaita kokubun wa
toketa mizu ame ka
Chukojingi to imasera ni
mottai rashiku yuu keredo
saiminjutsu ni wa chigai nai
sugu ni nemuku naru
Imagine: You're visiting your friend in Japan. You are now going to their younger sibling's school to introduce yourself. And then you play this song for the students and they all smile and giggle while the teacher just stands there and looks at you with a "You know that they'll never shut up about this song, right?" look.
the IJA doing shitpost before it was popular.
Today is math exam bruh
"How am I supposed understand this bullshit?" 😂
Never thought I'd find myself agreeing with the imperial japanese about something.
As an academic, I still find it funny.
I must be Napoleon
one actual thing
this song is used as is melody to school anthems and aswell is highly known to become an school used melody, even in my school they use that melody.
US version Dixie virgin V.S Japanese version Battle Hymn of the Republic chad
I'm literally watching this while procrastinating on my math homework
Girls going to school: Ugh, school is so boring...
Boys: