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  • čas přidán 6. 12. 2022

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  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero Před rokem +10

    "Plus, b**ch: Don't you owe me money right now?"
    i'm crying XD
    Dark comedy at it's best.

  • @Elderly-Marian-in-UK
    @Elderly-Marian-in-UK Před 4 měsíci +7

    This story....the taser bit....made me laugh so much that I spilt my tea. Lol x

  • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
    @cleverusernamenexttime2779 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I love how you got real nervous when you said "I didn't kill him".

  • @brandonstokes5029
    @brandonstokes5029 Před rokem +6

    Brotha said he stays strapped and will not be clapped! Love it

  • @bradcampbell624
    @bradcampbell624 Před rokem +15

    I laughed as hard at the taser mental image as i did at the needle-to-the heart scene in Pulp Fiction. You're Killin it here.

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 Před rokem +3

      Dude following it up with them chilling out smoking meth after 😂 wtf

  • @country1116
    @country1116 Před rokem +140

    Dude when people start finding ur channel ur going to blow up u got a positive message and positive energy.

    • @HarveyTalksPrison
      @HarveyTalksPrison Před rokem +5

      I agree

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 Před rokem +3

      ​@@HarveyTalksPrison and you're the one that should probably take at least some credit for this. I would never have found this guy if it wasn't for you. 😊

    • @BillyGotBalls
      @BillyGotBalls Před rokem

      Yes I agree

    • @confusionatitsbest
      @confusionatitsbest Před rokem +4

      He's got like 65k subscribers, i'd say he's on the right path.

    • @tashunkawitco8484
      @tashunkawitco8484 Před rokem

      Yes he does country I told Harvey he's got the full package he's a good speaker he's got that high energy and the brothers been pounding the weights and all tatted up he looks like what most people picture a convict looking like. I agree to sky's the limit for that man and those convicts can tell when somebody is full of s*** he knows what he's talking about cuz he's been through it there's no holes whatsoever in his stories he's the real deal

  • @benfish1532
    @benfish1532 Před rokem +5

    “Don’t u owe me money right now” 😂😂😂u should turn this story to a comedy skit

  • @juniorlavoie8133
    @juniorlavoie8133 Před rokem +34

    I’ve been battling with my own demons for years now and I’m finally getting clean.you are a real good man and you are helping me with my mental health and addictions.
    Keep up the amazing work bro

    • @robertguinn5863
      @robertguinn5863 Před rokem +2

      You can do it junior don't give up man.

    • @tashunkawitco8484
      @tashunkawitco8484 Před rokem +6

      I have 4 years off Heroine Junior. Just go a day at a time. Know that after the 5th day the worst is over and each day gets better. In 4 years I have bought a custom harley and finished paying off the House. You can do anything you set your mind to. I wish you great success in your sobriety. God bless.

    • @davidh.holmes1379
      @davidh.holmes1379 Před rokem +3

      @@tashunkawitco8484 congrats! my demon, b ut i love it, lol is alchohol. both suck quiting and any drug that can kill you getting clean is a scary ride BUT well worth it! i rode years ago, over 30,,, now 2 new crotch rockets and dual sport since i grew up on dirt. STAY CLEAN and reap your rewards and share story to others that need help! thanks, these are some stupid days! lol

    • @tashunkawitco8484
      @tashunkawitco8484 Před rokem

      @David H. Holmes I wish you the best man cuz alcohol is hands-down the most dangerous to withdraw from the detox is very dangerous. Heroin you feel like you're going to die but alcohol is the most dangerous without a doubt and after that it's the benzodiazepines Xanax and Valium because of the seizures that you can have detoxing from them. My mom had a very good friend I had never heard of it before but he had what's called a bleed out. Not from detoxing he just drank so many peso vodka day I had never even heard of a blade up until that man had one that's the only one I've ever known somebody that had it. I don't know you but she'll be in my prayers wish you success in all your battles. I never got physically addicted to alcohol but I can't drink because Ana's instant a****** just add alcohol I usually get very violent whenever I drink I don't drink anymore Plus I have relapsed before because I'll get drunk and then you get where you're thinking all I could do a couple it just makes me weak minded where are more apt to do something like relapse. Much respect to you I wish you the best truly

    • @tashunkawitco8484
      @tashunkawitco8484 Před rokem +3

      I wish you nothing but success in your battle you can do anything you set your mind to. For me what helps is I try not to tell myself all I'll never use again never seems too much for me I just go day-by-day wake up each day and today's what I focus on at first it was hour-by-hour nothing but respect to you Junior wishing you success man and as a manic depressive bipolar I have intermittent explosive disorder my neurologist seems to think that's because I was put on Ritalin that 3 years old until I was 13 Eastside long-term studies show that that makes the frontal cortex not as developed and there's not as many neurotransmitters so sometimes my actions get ahead of my thinking but I wish you much success man

  • @315buckchizzle
    @315buckchizzle Před rokem +28

    You are an amazing story teller that gives the listener the visual needed to captivate them. Keep up the good work looking forward to future content

  • @Noneyabiz001
    @Noneyabiz001 Před rokem +6

    Awesome story! Good to see someone still lives by the code. Many don’t nowadays

  • @user-hx5xi5sj7g
    @user-hx5xi5sj7g Před rokem +4

    G'day mate, condolences for the loss of your son ! My X taught our daughters to hate me from a very young age when we separated, so I kind of know what your going through ? Love ya videos, keep teaching, peace out from the great Southern land.

  • @jironthunder7519
    @jironthunder7519 Před 21 dnem

    JD!!! 👍 From Philadelphia.. closing in on a million subs!! Stay sober and keep telling truth!! 🇺🇸 Ice T said it best:
    "I speak with hesitation even though we're past statue of limitations"

  • @asaeagles8952
    @asaeagles8952 Před rokem +3

    I wish more people shared your perspective on Risk versus Reward. Cause yea, if the juice ain't worth the squeeze. I ain't doing it.

  • @stevenpierce4098
    @stevenpierce4098 Před rokem +6

    My brother started watching your videos and got me hooked onto them too. Super educational and entertaining at the same time and your story is amazing and such an inspiration. Currently hooked onto opiates and been wanting to quit for a while now, hate looking at myself and whats happened to me and my priorities and the choices I've made with my addiction. Hate feeling like I can't start my day without a pill in my system. Dont commit crimes at all and have a full time job but at the end of the day it just seems like its just to support my habit. Been thinking of going to a methadone clinic but people say thats not gonna fix the problem and am scared of going to rehab and revealing my problem to friends and loved ones. Thanks for your videos bro and keep doing the great work.

    • @Ken-lc1kg
      @Ken-lc1kg Před rokem

      I'm on Suboxone. It'd be a shitty 3-6 days of getting adjusted and like a day and a half of waiting to take it. But healthier and more convenient probably than methadone. How much they charge you a pill? Probably too much

    • @Cigarrette_AD
      @Cigarrette_AD Před rokem +1

      Hey Steven , methadone saved my life. But there are better options and it’s an avenue that should only be explored if absolutely necessary for your life .

    • @Cigarrette_AD
      @Cigarrette_AD Před rokem

      5 years clean from everything

  • @Fausto_4841
    @Fausto_4841 Před rokem +2

    "dude got high and started to calm down"
    Only a real dope fiend understands how giving somebody crystal meth could make someone calm down and return to a rational state of mind

    • @donnaquiroz4556
      @donnaquiroz4556 Před rokem

      Ya but so could any doctor. Just like ritalin for adhd or putting GRAMMA to sleep with coffee.

    • @Fausto_4841
      @Fausto_4841 Před rokem

      @@donnaquiroz4556 ok? there's a lot more addicts than doctors.

  • @sherrybrzeczka7966
    @sherrybrzeczka7966 Před rokem +17

    I bet that took a toll, that new inkwork! Your personal code of ethics in my point of view are stellar. (Depending on spell check here so sorry if I blew the spelling!) Situational awareness matters. Love your content. Keep being authentic sir. You have a gift. Thank you.

  • @samanthahenson382
    @samanthahenson382 Před rokem +10

    I can confirm that duct tape was used on every wound. My father is a marine too.

  • @benjaminsherman3192
    @benjaminsherman3192 Před rokem +8

    New sub . Im digging the stories. Keep telling them and I will listen to them.

  • @Cynthiabecker24
    @Cynthiabecker24 Před rokem +3

    Couldn't agree more. The lifestyle was the addiction for me too. I use to say "I was made for this shit"? Can't believe I thought that now, I hate the lifestyle and the consequences.

  • @briandavenport8971
    @briandavenport8971 Před rokem +1

    These stories are wild 😂

  • @brianmasters8575
    @brianmasters8575 Před rokem +5

    I just wanted to say you are an inspiration to people. To turn your life around is awesome. The reason I am writing isn't for a suggetion its for a Thank You. I am a disabled NAVY veteran, I was in during thw World Train center attacks in 2001, also in that year Ilost my mom and my grandma. I juat wanted to say your videos are really entertaining to the point them help me through some tough days.
    So Thank You JD

  • @pennyortiz7929
    @pennyortiz7929 Před rokem +3

    Good morning, J.D. from Oregon.I just watched this. And though I understand your past lifestyle, I must tell you I am so extremely proud of you for not wanting to do it anymore. I really would love to talk with you to just get some real advice and with some young junior high boys in our schools here that are starting to get hooked on some bad stuff and if they don't stop now. They are going either in up in an Oregon prison or dead from an overdose before they finish high school. Harvey would be a great way to tell you how to get ahold of me. J.D. please give just 20 minutes of your busy day. I promise I won't go over 20 minutes. Thank you, Penny from Oregon.

  • @daltonevans3412
    @daltonevans3412 Před rokem +2

    Alright y'all, heres the deal. I have the training to and have personally had to cauterize a wound on myself (long story, but basically i was in the woods more than 100km from the nearest town and i took a nasty wound to my chest that was blr3ding really bad) so i have some advice for if you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to do it.
    First off, cauterizing the wound should only ever be an absolute last resort when no other options exist. It is dangerous, easy to fuck up and can lead to serious complications like infection. That being said, if it needs to be done then here's what to do.
    First, assess the wound, if the wound has actually penetrated the abdominal cavity, cauterizing the wound is not safe because you will just end up bleeding internally and dying that way. In thay situation your best bet is to pack the wound with clean cloth (preferably sterile gauze if you have it) and do everything in your power to get to a hospital or some form of medical care. If you bleed through that cloth, do not remove the old one, just apply more over the top of the old one, that is really important because removing the old one and replacing it will also dislodge any blood clots that may be forming to try and seal the woubd. You also can't cauterize an artery, if an artery is severed then you need to clip it shut somehow and do not close that wound by cauterizing it or any other method because the only way you survive a severed artery is direct and immediate emergency care and they will need to be able to access the artery quickly and easily if they have a chance at saving you, there is no work around for that.
    However If you've assessed the wound and determine it needs to be cauterized, using a chemical cauterizing kit (kits specifically made for cauterizing using a specific chemical you can buy at various places) is best but most people won't have that in the moment so most often it will be a piece of heated metal. Here's a step by step guide on how to do that in bullet point form.
    Step 1.) Find a long flat piece of metal such as a knife that can cover the whole wound.
    Step 2.) Do your best to sterilize both the blade and the wound using rubbing alcohol or in a pinch a hardbar liquor like vodka because fire doesn't actually sterilize the piece of metal as well as people think contrary to popular belief
    Step 3.) Heat the blade to just before it gets red hot, people think you're supposed to use a red hot knife but that isn't true, if it's red hot it will cause unnecessary damage to the area, so if it does get red hot let it cool down and then reintroduce it to the fire to just before red hot.
    Side note.) it's ideal to have someone else do it for you because it is very possible you will pass out from the pain or even just pussy out and not be able to go through with it, but if no one else is around and you *have* to do it yourself then so be it. If you are doing it yourself be mindful of what position you're in while doing it, make sure that if you pass out that the blade will fall away from you and not stay pressed on the wound or fall onto any other part of your body.
    Step 4, the fun part) So to begin, wipe away any blood that is there, bite down on something like a folded up leather belt or other similar matieral because you can legitimately break your teeth from clenching due to the pain, and then slowly but tightly press the metal to the wound being sure to cover the whole wound at once. Here's where a lot of people fuck up, *do not* hold the blade down for long, that will cause excessive damage to the area. Simply hold the blade to the wound for 2, 3 seconds (literally count 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi to get a proper count) and then remove it. Assess the wound, if it is still bleeding, reheat the blade to just before red hot and then place it over the wound again for 1 to 2 seconds (again, literally say 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi to get a proper count) and then remove the blade, assess the damage and if it's still bleeding then repeat the process until it stops.
    Step 5.) Cover the wound with clean cloth or sterilize gauze and do your best to keep the area clean and over the next several days closely monitor it for signs of infection.
    And one last little thing, don't be surprised that the scent of your burnt flesh can actually smell appetizing, that really threw me through a loop when i had to do it to myself.

  • @jacob72779
    @jacob72779 Před rokem +2

    you are hilarious, great energy and the videos are convict as hell...one love hommie

  • @tonyfrank8528
    @tonyfrank8528 Před rokem +1

    Been bingeing your vids for 3 days now and dude, I'm fucking howling at your stories! Love this huge!
    ✌🏼

  • @reallyskeptical
    @reallyskeptical Před rokem +1

    Your actual evaluation is on point. You are fair, and a good person.

  • @mrstitanblits7029
    @mrstitanblits7029 Před rokem +8

    I love your content so much! Can we get a walk through of your tattoos and their meanings?

  • @dbigboie4618
    @dbigboie4618 Před rokem

    I've been watching your videos for a while didn't even though I wasn't subscribed. You remind me of my homeboys in Atlanta that I knew when I was homeless. Just real down hard-core you fight we fight dudes. Love the vid.

  • @JessicaComptonHR
    @JessicaComptonHR Před rokem +1

    Dude brought a knife to the gun show 💪 😂. Also you saying tummy tum is hilarious JD! Same with the living situation 😂

    • @JdDelay5150
      @JdDelay5150  Před rokem +3

      I wish he would’ve brought a gun! I love free guns!

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 Před 3 měsíci

    If you stay strapped, you don't need to get strapped. Words to live by. 😊❤

  • @rocknrollmatt3516
    @rocknrollmatt3516 Před rokem +1

    Bro ... I love your stories... Rock on

  • @aykay8528
    @aykay8528 Před rokem

    I can't even lie. I about laughed my ass off when you mentioned your homeboy tasing the fiend to try cautherizing the stab wound🤣🤣🤣

  • @bradpatrick5987
    @bradpatrick5987 Před 2 měsíci

    That was some funny shit right there! I gotta share this story. LMAO! You got great advise. I hope the young dudes heed your words of iron. Love your videos, bro. Thumbs up. I already subbed ya.

  • @user-lg2uz6eq2s
    @user-lg2uz6eq2s Před rokem

    U tell it like it is and I love the way you tell your stories and u don't hold nothing back are u from Portland Oregon ,my nephew did slot of time in osp and it was for uumvs he was a trustee and he cut hair they called him Barbara boy ,his name was Jason spoor he was half black ,anyways he was killed by a Portland cop ,keep up the great stories I could listen to u for hours ,and I agree it's the life style that's addicting I can relate 100percebt ,

  • @connorframe9997
    @connorframe9997 Před rokem +1

    Love your tattoos my brother!!!! Your a true decent man and big inspiration

  • @suneuf
    @suneuf Před rokem

    This channel is the only place I know where you can hear the f bomb and "tummy-tum" used in the same sentence

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 Před 3 měsíci

    You're better now, family. And you're trying to help uplift other people. 😊❤

  • @austinthomas2030
    @austinthomas2030 Před rokem

    Love these longer stories keep it up bro

  • @mickeyt3389
    @mickeyt3389 Před rokem

    I might not agree with everything but man to man respect for standing on your own shit bruh

  • @BTKYG
    @BTKYG Před 10 měsíci

    This story was hilarious, thanks for doin' the good Christian thing & getting homeboy fried after tearing out his tummy

  • @chadL.321
    @chadL.321 Před rokem

    I lost it when you brought the taser into the conversation

  • @darknessfalls6503
    @darknessfalls6503 Před rokem

    I love listening to you tell stories

  • @nath7695
    @nath7695 Před rokem

    I love your style of storytelling.

  • @georgelaflamme8300
    @georgelaflamme8300 Před rokem

    Hell yeah you are one of the three i keep watching because it's always real so the young ones hope they start like hearing what you and banky and j Williams have to say good job to all you three

  • @Jason-vi2pj
    @Jason-vi2pj Před rokem

    I'm a new sub. Love your stories and I share them with people I know

  • @thoughfullylost6241
    @thoughfullylost6241 Před 10 měsíci

    That taser part was hilarious

  • @meanoldrunk
    @meanoldrunk Před rokem +2

    love your content! the cadence of your storytelling keeps it entertaining and enthusiastic. some channels lack that. i couldn't help but notice your Kustom setup, i would like know a little more about your music. while in prison, did/were you participating in any music rooms? did any shady shit happen there? and i wanna hear you jam sometime....... a little noodling... a little story telling..... a little noodling,etc. i think that would be cool anyway

    • @RipRider916
      @RipRider916 Před rokem

      Cool guy. Love his content. But how are you a shot caller at 5’4”. But you never know. Some short stacks can bring it.

  • @tedingram516
    @tedingram516 Před 5 měsíci

    I'm glad you're getting your thing together, I just hope future gangstas don't get tips on how to commit crimes by your mistakes, I know you are stressing to people not to do criminal things but we no how young people can be impressed with that type of behavior and lifestyle, I'm not saying this to be disrespectful to you, I'm just trying to say be careful of what your saying in the message. Take care and good luck. 🤔👍✌

  • @Boba-rr2gc
    @Boba-rr2gc Před rokem +1

    Same story different dude my moral compass comes from my father who is dead I can still hear him thank you

  • @chrisleach4245
    @chrisleach4245 Před rokem

    Lamb of god is one of my favorite bands I took my daughter when she was 14 to a metal festival for 2 days and they were one of the best bands.

  • @kennethshadrick231
    @kennethshadrick231 Před rokem

    I definitely agree the lifestyle kept me out there more than the using.

  • @kevinkelley7609
    @kevinkelley7609 Před 10 měsíci

    Love the energy brother how about a vid about the craziest or most dangerous dude you knew or met in prison

  • @andrewscott3415
    @andrewscott3415 Před rokem +1

    It’s just not worth it in the end….. true dat😔

  • @princefiggy
    @princefiggy Před 10 měsíci +1

    Master class in self snitching

  • @tashunkawitco8484
    @tashunkawitco8484 Před rokem +2

    It is a wierd feeling sinking steal. And that squishy sound sticks in your head. I always say when it comes to staying alive I would rather ask for forgiveness than permission. Respect to you JD

  • @thegreatandpowerfulaahz8862

    You're completely telling the truth about the lifestyle being more addictive than the drugs

  • @user-nc9dr8xp8v
    @user-nc9dr8xp8v Před 11 měsíci

    Love your work I did 9 years in Scotland like you I was a normal con

  • @jordanolafson80
    @jordanolafson80 Před rokem +6

    Salute to Harvey @Harvey Talks Prison for putting me on to JD Delay's channel the content is dope 😤

    • @Justjulz123
      @Justjulz123 Před rokem +1

      Harvey is amazing I just interviewed him on my recovery & Survivors channel I adore him! JD is amazing also it'd be amazing to have him on as well

    • @jordanolafson80
      @jordanolafson80 Před rokem +1

      @@Justjulz123 🙏

    • @themillykatt
      @themillykatt Před rokem +1

      Welcome, it's fun here!

    • @jordanolafson80
      @jordanolafson80 Před rokem

      @@themillykatt It's been a good minute I've been watching JD Delay's content maybe two months or more but thankyou for the welcome 🙏

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 Před rokem

      Same here. I absolutely adore Harvey.

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 Před rokem

    Another great story 👍🏿

  • @amstel5468
    @amstel5468 Před rokem

    My new favorite channel! You're nuts 🤣

  • @HarveyTalksPrison
    @HarveyTalksPrison Před rokem +1

    I laughed so hard at the tasing part that I had to watch the rest later

  • @sanvegapoet
    @sanvegapoet Před 7 měsíci

    The literal definition of it's not personal.

  • @scottj273
    @scottj273 Před rokem +1

    Omerta... Italian for code of silence, not telling cops anything. 👍

  • @strangelyjamesly4078
    @strangelyjamesly4078 Před rokem +2

    Superglue was developed for exactly this, used as a field suture in Vietnam.

  • @StephenMcmichaelsob
    @StephenMcmichaelsob Před 2 měsíci

    be good or good aat ittt much love thanks for the story and the wisdom

  • @snakeinthegrak8969
    @snakeinthegrak8969 Před rokem +1

    Lol super glue aka "zap a gap!" Super glue is mandatory in my tool belt. My grandpa gave me stitches with a fishhook and line once when I cut myself to the bone. Hurt like a B, but it worked.

  • @Lost_Again_
    @Lost_Again_ Před rokem +2

    I owned a ranch. The duct tape and crazy glue works when you don’t have lidocaine and a suture kit. 😅😅😅

  • @georgesimmons4923
    @georgesimmons4923 Před rokem +1

    I live in wv but if I ever end up in Florida I'm gonna look you up. I have 3 years 2 months sober from h. We have a lot of the same stories

    • @Cynthiabecker24
      @Cynthiabecker24 Před rokem +1

      Congrats on your sobriety. I'm also clean from H....its no easy path, but it's a good one. 👍💙 Really proud of you.

    • @georgesimmons4923
      @georgesimmons4923 Před rokem

      @@Cynthiabecker24 thank you! Always congrats to you too. It's not for sure.

  • @ben1763
    @ben1763 Před rokem

    You got that good OG badger vibe

  • @billz4494
    @billz4494 Před 6 měsíci

    Its great you found a way out by helping others. Use that voice, let them kids know it aint worth it. Dirty money leads to shit like violence. No need for any of ot.

  • @DV3nom
    @DV3nom Před rokem +1

    Love the content keep up the great work found you on TikTok will you go live on CZcams again

  • @TheCentristGuy
    @TheCentristGuy Před rokem

    That’s a taser bro 😂 I’m dying

  • @royspringer5854
    @royspringer5854 Před rokem +4

    You have lived a crazy life and you’re excellent at telling those crazy assed stories and often they leave me laughing my ass off (love gallows humor)
    If you are looking for an adrenaline rush have you ever thought about skydiving or diving with sharks?

    • @JdDelay5150
      @JdDelay5150  Před rokem +9

      😂😂😂 I’m old and have anxiety now! Leaving my house is an adrenaline rush these days!

    • @SushiArmageddon
      @SushiArmageddon Před rokem

      Motorcycles are fun.

  • @foolofaSpoons
    @foolofaSpoons Před 10 měsíci

    As a self defense instructor here are the only principles you need to know about knife fights if you show up to one without one
    1: don't get stabbed
    2: get control of that weapon as quickly as possible (note: if it is in you, you are now in control of it)
    3: realize rule 1 is fantasy land and youve probably already been stabbed and your life juice is leaving you like your 1st girlfriend did
    4: end the fight before more than 30% of your life juice decorates the floor preferably by putting your attacker in a forever box
    5: stick a finger in, or leave the knife in your new body piercing to keep as much life juice inside and go get help

  • @kroz2310
    @kroz2310 Před rokem

    Good story JD! Some sh1t wrx out an sum don't! Stay free big dog....👊

  • @unboostedpueeblood
    @unboostedpueeblood Před rokem +1

    You couldn't make this shit up. I'll guarantee that he didn't pull that shit for the rest of his life. I've got a field surgical kit for such occasions, although there'll be no pain killer as the stitches are applied.

  • @justinmaddox8353
    @justinmaddox8353 Před rokem

    Great message as always.

  • @pdizzle83
    @pdizzle83 Před 10 měsíci

    Had to laugh hard at the taser wound closing

  • @deanm3464
    @deanm3464 Před rokem

    Man the tazer part made me laugh

  • @tdefields
    @tdefields Před rokem +3

    I'm a tattoo artist and yea hun basically when we do stomachs that much we bruise your abs essentially. Also I have my whole chest to the top of my muffin tattood and fuck everything just felt like a giant bruise

  • @ragingjebus3552
    @ragingjebus3552 Před rokem +1

    Hey, I'm a new subscriber. Found you randomly and like your energy as a fellow ADHD comrade. Question any "Crazy KUNG FU" prison fights??

  • @johnnymichaux9316
    @johnnymichaux9316 Před rokem +3

    Killer new ink JD , please make longer videos

  • @jessescott5037
    @jessescott5037 Před rokem +1

    The fucking chaos man...

  • @annadams1677
    @annadams1677 Před 4 měsíci

    So I'm at work listening to this and I laughed so hard!!!!

  • @jasonironwing652
    @jasonironwing652 Před rokem

    I'm fxkin hollerin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelthemadsoldiertist

    That gives me chills that feeling. Cutting a steak. I prefer 3-several pounds of pressure over feeling that shit. We got a lot in common. Except stealing. I refuse to steal. Glad you added that stay calm part. Oh shit. Boxin I’m wrestling background. Bro. You’re killin me with all this makin me laugh. A fuckin taser. That’s fuckin funny. Tell somebody you don’t like to light a cigarette with a taser

  • @kiethmergard
    @kiethmergard Před rokem

    Brother, you’re right. No statute of limitations on murder.

  • @richardalexander5379
    @richardalexander5379 Před 11 měsíci

    Heard a story of a person having a knife pulled on them in there own house , as you said they tussled , he got cut once, he was able to get the knife away from the attacker, and then he began doing the hole opener 11 times on the attacker. Long story short , ends up in prison stabbed 10 to many times. Any stories like that , not sure how common that is? Keep it up boss, your content awesomely informative and funny. Great combo. 👍🙏😊

  • @adammonahan687
    @adammonahan687 Před rokem

    I bout drove off the road laughing from that shit dude !!! Ahhh that was good

  • @trackerjacker0013
    @trackerjacker0013 Před 4 měsíci

    I got a great laugh and a good story. I had a similar situation happen myself here in the northeast. The funny part for me is that the girl I was with at the time, also long expired was the one who busted dude on the nugget with a case of minute made orange juice boxes, giving me time to go for his corner store tire popper. Shit then got real.

  • @alfredneuman5617
    @alfredneuman5617 Před rokem +1

    I feel like this guy could be good at stand up comedy

  • @sagesarrazine6270
    @sagesarrazine6270 Před 11 měsíci

    Man got tased right in the stab wound 😂😂😂. At that point you let homie have the second ounce, he needs it more than anybody

  • @treyez2759
    @treyez2759 Před rokem

    I love this dude 😂

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 Před 3 měsíci

    Heal well, fam. 😁🥰

  • @xn-triq7607
    @xn-triq7607 Před rokem

    You was wrong about a bad day in a 9 to 5 job not being consequential to your life compared to a bad day on the streets. You can lose your income, house, girl, children, ability to support your family, unable to pay bills, keep your loved ones warm, cosy and comfortable in the cold.... I've lived & experienced both existences, I was a complete idiot dealer, addict, violent, ignorant moron, for the first 3 decades of my life, and then finally grew up and started living a stable, predictable life that supports my responsibilities & family, and I'm 💯% more scared of losing my job & livelihood than any what any unhinged junky or threatening street circumstances could ever present. Just saying my truth..... Luv the what you're doing with the channel 🙏🏾

  • @oliverguenther6360
    @oliverguenther6360 Před rokem

    I know what you mean about that adrenaline rush, I used to get a kick off of taking off on the cops and police chases (driving a car), getting away from the cops. That adrenaline rush was better then a shot of cocaine.

  • @smooth-taggster4045
    @smooth-taggster4045 Před rokem +1

    @JD Delay fun fact most blackpowder revolvers arent considered firearms and a felon can own and carry them

  • @savanna3808
    @savanna3808 Před rokem +2

    love the ink!

  • @BigBWolf90
    @BigBWolf90 Před 10 měsíci

    Funny thing is super glue was invited during the Vietnam War to close up wounds...problem is the size of the wounds they were using it on were a BIT bigger than they expected

  • @theonlineanimal6009
    @theonlineanimal6009 Před rokem

    That tazer part made me laugh out loud at work. But it was just too funny not to laugh.