Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Honest John vs. Deloor | All Def
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- Happy 4/20!! Two comedians smoke dabs and face off by telling dad jokes to each other. The first one to laugh loses. Winner with the most points wins. #dadjokes#alldefcomedy #alldef
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Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Honest John vs. Deloor | All Def
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i love when people cough up a lung and then say "its smooth." LOL.
Exactly
Kinda the point
Just means they didn’t feel it going down just like booze
LMAO
My little brother started doing this any time he donates lung tissue after chiefing, after I showed him this lol 👏
Honest John: *coughs 100 times after dab* "Yeah smooth"
Cash Kearns was looking for this comment XD
Cash Kearns that had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Post this on worldstar..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not very honest eh?😂
Can we have a Round 2 with these guys!?
StueySquarepants We Should!!
How do i like this more than once?
Ikr
They died
@@manofhistime7388 😂😂
The funniest jokes are the most offensive. That's why comedy's such a dangerous game, unless you have an audience of grandmas.
this dude just called us an audience of grandmas
Oh shi😂😂😂
or college students
or karens
@@90min_nutmegs 🤣🤣
Imagine having a grandpa like that.
Captain Obvious that shit would lit as fuck 😂
SheenTheBean "Aye yo gramps! Pass the blunt!"
Captain Obvious hahahahaha
I do have a grandpa like that and he's the greatest 😂😂
Already have one like that.😂
"I have the body of a 25 year old" "but it's in my refrigerator" I'm crying
I don't get it.
really
Blue Gator it means be has a dead 25 year old in bis fridge
Nana Yaa no Fucking shit. nvm you ruined the joke
+OriginalSponge simmer down. They were explaining it to the other commenter.
the last joke so good they just gave him the win
there was no topping it
That delivery was priceless
Racism works here too
I didnt get it
It's the best joke ever said on dad jokes
This is Dad jokes for dads.... Not dad jokes for their teenage daughter. I was laughing nonstop man. Give us more of these two!
I feel like the old white guy been telling these jokes for years.
kid flash I feel like he was the creator of these jokes.
He does comedy here and there, mostly off the cuff jokes.
kid flash he use to be on Comic View.
kid flash one of the funniest dudes to do comicview
He was in Foolish with Master P and Eddie Griffin and he Popped up on The Wash with Dre and Snoop too
I honestly thought Honest John was gonna die after that hit lol
XxKasperShiftxX it weren't a hit 😂
XxKasperShiftxX 😭😭😭😭
XxKasperShiftxX sane
XxKasperShiftxX it was smooth bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
wat was that hit?
"That's racist dude"
> Keeps laughing
😂
I feel bad for John cuz he’s laughing at his own jokes and giving his opponent points lol
They gave they white guy like 7 points at the end lls but they both was funny asf
I think he never went there for the competition. He just wanted to let loose
@@thanglongnguyenvu3815 _because he's honest John..._
And he still ended up winning
Honest John was fucking hilarious lmaooo
Jay Jay and high as fuck too lol but it was pretty funny
Incredibly
Jay ii
Jay I
Jay True dat
These joke are the least "dad" type jokes ive ever heard!! 😂 😂 this some drunk inappropriate uncle shit
GucciFlipFlopWearin The uncle your family doesn't talk to anymore due to some material found on his search history?
but there savage af 😂
GucciFlipFlopWearin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!! Right on the money with that one.
GucciFlipFlopWearin never said they were going to be dad jokes
It said Dab jokes
ehh
Omg..... he was like “umm that’s gonna get us shut down”, lol.
courtney hopkins lmao damn grandpa coming with the heat unfiltered
old white guy: "i don't know"
hears the joke
coughs ;"ok.. ok"
"That's gonna get us shut down" lmao
Toby Brazil son I was so 💀💀💀💀
I'm done at 3:38... " they just beat the shit out of the room for being black" 😂😂
LMFAO
shane kingpain101 😂😂😂😂
that was amazing lmao
When telling racist jokes weren’t harming human beings mentally and physically
Its how its said, you can tell right away when it comes from hate or its just a joke coming your way, but when you're surrounded by racists you develop mental problems because you have constant anxiety when it will happen again . But I love all the race jokes especially by Ralphie may or anything offensive like vettv
Telling someone to die because theyre black isn't a good joke btw
@@sweethart6605 well that ain't a joke. I mean you can tell right away if a racist joke is really a joke or an offensive statement. Usually jokes are satire and sarcastic but when taken too far it's just offensive. Also depends on whether you have a sense of humor of an old person or a white 14 year old girl on twitter.
69 likes yeay
Find an audience that will laugh, like a group of friends. You're just looking for a reaction if you know the humor won't be received well.
"Your mom can't take a joke"
I about died laughing
lol this honestly might have been the best one
BlackOdin27 hell nah the first one was legendary
BlackOdin27 teddy vs doboy was dope
the first one is unbeatable
BlackOdin27 i think this one was the best
I agree this one is the best, because the jokes are actually funny, and they're not trying too hard...
😆 That Michael Jackson joke!
What does it mean?
Best one😂😂😂
Bruh!!!! These damn jokes 😂😂😂 that Michael Jackson joke took the cake for me
I thaught it was a rape joke 😂😂?
eerereps u could just hear Teddy’s laugh in the back
The old guy surely brought out the big guns.
Logic: The older you are=The quality the jokes are
Yes😂😂😂
this has been the best one lmaooo the oldies are even more hardcore than the other guys
Ian Rodriguez I
Anyone hear Teddy laugh 😂😂👋🏾 @5:06
His laugh is so contagious.
Massah Galebole I thought it was Jinx 😂😂
Massah Galebole I was gonna comment the same thing bro!! lol
HAHAHAHA THAT MAN IS THE BEST!
@6:17 too😂😂😂
Honest John: "I used to be an altar boy.. BUT THAT SHIT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!"
*Narrator: "that shit happened"*
Hahahahaahhhahahhhhahahahaahhahwhhahwhhwhwhhahhahhqhahhahahahahahhahahahahjahahahahjahahaha
“It’s starting to get personal”😂😂
This ended racism
100
That's what make it good
Black people are hilarious white people are hilarious full stop!
Trevor Sosa why so but hurt
Oh the irony lol
That body in a refrigerator joke had me DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
istayup I see what you did there.
that was just daaaaamn cold .
so you're in the fridge?
i didn't get that one..am i too young?
They dont call him "Honest John" for no reason 😂😂😂
Racist jokes are always the funniest
D'Mario 2000 they are
@@dmo1k656 More butthurt than a pornstar.
D'Mario 3rdEye 2000 tf did mayo do to you
D'Mario 3rdEye 2000 You need a good father boy
Oh wait
“That’s gonna get us shut down” lol
I'm crying. Watched this in bed while my wife was sleeping and she woke up angry. I guess she can't take a joke either.
lol
This comment is old but I guess you can say she slept on those jokes 😅
😳 I’m sorry to hear that.
But therefore then the usual
The Black Cruise Joke had me dying
I literally didn't get it until a few minutes later. I had to walk away and think about it, then come back and Google it. LOL
That man walked in that room completely unaware his jokes were way to mild for John 🤣
6:08 killed me🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Best jokes so far
Absolutely
The reason this is the funniest it's because these guys are actually dad's 😂😂
Yeah. They're grand dads.
Hahahaha
Michael Jackson: **smiles in his grave**
“So i gave him a glass of water”🤣🤣
Get Honest John his own segment ok? lol
*coughs up a lung* yeah smooth 😂😂😂 I lost it then
Lanija Brown LOOOOOL
Same
I lost it
Old people got the coolest personalities
lmfao humor went so dark everyone in the room was shook
That homeless women joke was gold
That Kermit joke got me in tears
0:57 " you look like a crackhead"
haha sounds like Patrick. He cant control himself. He is addicted to roasting others, even if its elders lmao.
I'm pretty sure he said "you did it like a crackhead" referring to the way he hit the rig. Funny as fuck either way but why tf did he have to hit it like that 😭😂
The best one ever.. I wish This old man was my father honestly
Especially after the Michael Jackson joke
yoo Honest John has no filter. he doesn't care where the jugular is, he's going for it
I love how John says “Okaayyy” after every joke.
That MJ joke was cold hahahahaha
2019 and this is missed. Bring it back especially these 2.
I've not laughed at a single joke told by anyone of these videos yet but these two had me in stitches
Especially that michael jackson one
yeah smooth! lol
Queen Chelsi that had me weak
Lol. He almost died
Queen Chelsi i never laughed so hard
Fuck, been there.
He got so many points for the michael jackson joke XD
"but it's in the refrigerator" that had me rolling like anything 😂😂😂
that must be slink dad
JustJonahTV 😂right
JustJonahTV wassup nigga
Dontez Morris 😂 aye wassup
JustJonahTV more like big bro
It's good to know i'm not the only one lmao
Old people tell the funniest jokes.
Isaac Boaz old people dont care😂
Because they dont give a fuck. They're like kill me I'm getting bored anyways
This is literally dad's jokes with 2 dads telling jokes
I'm so glade there's no offended people, finally 😂
Best jokes so far. Cold shit.
Biggy Bwana how many hookers can you fit in a garage?
Two more if I move my car.
Honest John laughs like he ran out of breath half way through lol
This was definitely my favorite so far! Do more with these two!
The old white man was killling it lmao
Man I was fucked up. Happy 4/20
oldcomic1 hahaha. Very!! #SmokeYoursCrew
😎🍠🎆👍
I watch so much add I could recognize Teddy's laugh when he did the Chris brown joke 😁
Braymisunderstood Genius SAME!!
It's unmistakable. Sounds like a sea lion getting tazed in short bursts.
Tanerion 💀💀💀💀
sounds like after the rapper says 'it's like a jungle sometimes'
I love how Honest John laughs at his own jokes, reminds me of one of my old teachers and I love em both
About to die
0:40 “Yeah Smooth” 😂 lol
This is what we miss you todays PC, the old guys dont care if someone gets offended by what they say
not coming at you but, I'm sick of mf using that line as an excuse for being an asshole or just stuck on stupid. This show is not real life, it is a CONTROLLED setting. in real life you have to be responsible for your actions. Ya'll remedial mf's watch way too much TV and "Staged" shit to be confused with real life.
Pedro Guilherme Almeida Carvalho the reason we are offended today is because of what they said
@@itz_akuma Exactly, both men in the video are adults and for the sake of telling jokes and making each other laugh put morals and ethics and personal feelings to the side, They understand that it is not serious like all these PCs should do but do not!
Jokes always depend on your audience. If someone can't take a good joke, then be respectful enough and have mercy.
PC started when the Internet got popular.
@@qasimahmed3301 No, it's the reverse. Your audience depends on your jokes. If you like no filter jokes find that comedian. I'd you prefer jokes that don't touch certain subjects go to that comedian. Censoring everyone gets you nowhere.
This is the best one so far
man coughs to near death and says : "YEA, SMOOTH". 😂😂
Yo when John hit it I felt that! hahahahahahahahaha "YOU DON"T CAUGH YOU DON'T GET OFF"
"You look like a crack head" I lost it 😂
Damn black dude jokes was weak AF... Honest John take this W from a brotha 😂😂😂😂😂
Bsquared I bet ur white
Bsquared why make it about race...
Actually if you read my comment again my main focus was the jokes
Dream jojo My exact words are "take this W from a brotha"
lmaaoo a black dude can't find another white guy funnier over a black guy? smh y'all would rather be in a unhealthy relationship with your same race than a healthy one but with another race.
Best episode by far. REAL dad jokes are something not mean for all ears. The clean ones are just puns to get us through the day. But when we get together it’s something over the top 🤣
*Lmfaooo this is the most funny one of this series so far.* 😂😂😂
"Your mom can't take a joke" i'm dying😂
2:41 DA BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD IN WEEKS
5:16 the burn ever!!
Kermit’s finger ☠️💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love old hippies.
3:25 The most sarcastic laugh ever😂😂
4:12 Anyone else say "WOOOOO, GOOD MORNIN' LADIES!"
"You like that shit man?"
I got a gang of that shit man
We'll go to the park after dark and smoke dat tumbleweeeeed
“But that shii never happened to me”😂😂 John funny af
Honest Jons black jokes are the funniest 😂😂
TheTribalFreshie yeah but they ain't even offensive
That's the best part.
i fucking love Honest John💚👍😂 That old fucker is comedy gold!
LMFAOOOOO at 0:46!!!! he started doing that before he even touched it to his lips too hahahaha what the fuck??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
U can always hear teddy rays laughter in the background 😭😭😂
These two of the coolest old dudes ever
John starting off swingin'! 😂😂
Honest John's joke delivery is gold! Best Dad Joke episode!
this was intense, i can see the veteran play hard here...go away childrens, grandpa is coming
*michael jackson* XD im dead
Jayce So is Michael Jackson
I’m really sorry I don’t get it can somebody explain
@@drunozeko4332 he had vitiligo but idk if he also bleached his skin, he said he didnt though
Dad jokes are incomplete without dads
Yo more honest John def we love this crazy old hippie 😂😂😂😂
@0:56 - "You look like a crackhead" . .lmao
Now THAT'S racist. Funny though.
Homie looked like Pookie when he was relapsing lol
You could tell that was Pat😂
oh my God when he made that cruise joke dang
Zanna Blade LMFAOOO @ the police light bulb one😂😂😂
I don't get it
Ashley rallos
It is a slave ship joke
Zanna Blade no vain thnxs
This is my all time favorite Dad Jokes video! BRING BACK HONEST JON
'You're mother can't take a joke' one was 😂😂😂
goddamn! John took it all the way home! this oldie be brutal as all hell 😂😂😂 we NEED more of him 😂😂😂