Cops don't understand Peanut Butter or Ferrari-badged Miatas
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A huge thank you to Ed for the opportunity to share this story, big things planned with Vinwiki coming soon🤙
Seems like you are a beamer boi 👍🏻
Enjoyed your story. Good job making it interesting for the listener.
The weirdest vinwiki title
You were pulled over by bored cops. Really sad they pulled you over and harassed you.
I don't understand how an equipment ticket would count against you. You have to assume the court meant any other moving violation.
The real hero here is the lawyer that answers his phone at 2 AM.
Hey Ed I got a story for you
The real MVP
That's the type of lawyer you pay bucks for and that's why he will answer at 2 AM.
Billable hours.
Facts
The next thing you know is Ferrari sending a cease and desist for his miata
This is not a Ferrari is-a disgrace to Italia! 🤌🏻🇮🇹🍕🍝
@@markm0000 And Japan too XD
Purrari
Its just a sticker
And you send it back to them with a big F*** You on it.
“It’s a Mazda”
“Well that’s disappointing”
:'(
😂that made me for real lol
How much of a "Non-Car Guy" do you have to be, to mistake a Ferrari for a Miata? 🤷🏻♂️ #MaybeItWasREALLYDark 🙄
@@pastorofmuppets325 I would have asked just to make him admit it.
@@pastorofmuppets325 are you asking him or the cop?
Imagine how many tickets you have to get for your lawyer to answer that call
He owns a business, and it's likely he is a client of the lawyer for business related legal issues or just legal advice. He even stated he'd have to use Off the Record if he'd actually gotten a ticket. Plus, for the lawyer, it's likely billable hours.
Or just know a lawyer?
Imagine how many tickets you have to have for the Judge to say "if you get one more violation, your license will be revoked." I got friends with 2 and 3 DWI's that still haven't had a license revoked.
The trick is to always owe your lawyer money
He said something about driving a safety car on public roads, I'd imagine that since it has lights and a speaker, any violation in that would be a serious ding, since AFAIK the average citizen isn't supposed to drive with those features.
Sometimes the best approach is to be as confusing as possible.
"he helped himself in his confusion !"
Nah, it's finally waking up and realizing the state never had and never will have your best interests in mind.
It would probably work on me. This is too much of a hassle.... the car isn't stolen, the car is registered and insured, and they aren't driving terribly. I may have more pressing things going on. Good attitude. No ticket. Verbal warning.
@@BoomerangC10 Thats exactly how i get out of trouble every time i get pulled over. That, and a lawyer that golfs with the state's attorney general.
My favorite Ferrari-badged Miata story was the guy who wore all Ferrari gear all the time, and carried a "Ferrari Parking Only" sign in his badged Miata, and stood it in front of the car every time he parked. Now THAT'S dedication.
Are there any pics? That sounds hilarious
Or douchebaggery...
Doesn’t even make sense, they look nothing like a Ferrari, they’re clearly based on the original Lotus Elan 😂
@@Americanfury1 I saw pics when I first heard the story (in a forum), but could never find them again. They were in some random thread. It was hilarious.
@@GreenCanvasInteriorscape fool, you will suffer
"It's not a Ferrari, it's a Mazda"
"Well, that's disappointing"
Cop knows what's up lol
Thats gotta be the best driver's license pic I've have ever seen.
Give some credit to the officer who decided to be reasonable. We need more of those types of officers!
This guy should win the coveted title of “Shrewd Negotiator “ of the year.
Must drive with top down
Miata is the best car
Friend drives a BMW M5
Smart Ass driver's license
Leaves Ferrari stickers on car for irony
Yep, checks all the boxes on my bingo list
Don’t forget the short pants
@@motownpontiac forgot those. And no socks. Calls an attorney at 2 am.
@@clifbradley He panicked. He doesn’t exactly exude “testicular fortitude”.
535i*
@@BrownSofaGamer true, but really it's just the fact it was a BMW and he said which one. Could have been a Mercedes C63S E53 or MK55. Those also would have checked the box. He needed to name drop Matt Farah, Rob Ferreti, Arnie or John Timmermian (spelled wrong on purpose), as his friends And I also would have taken 'goes to gym'. With my free space, double bingo
Lets not forget that he had to stay violation free for a year in order to avoid losing his license. That means he had racked up considerable traffic violations in the past and had gotten points galore.
“Wow, look at that strong man lifting weights over there, he must drive a lifted F150 or something”
*Walks to his Miata after the workout*
Local gym owner in my town drives a Smart Car, he’s gotta be 250+. It’s hilarious.
@@thejkyle dude no way haha
As a power lifter and boxer that everydays a Prius, I endorse this message.
@@buttsexandbananapeels No Priuses, get out 🚪
@@AlejandroRodriguez-vd2ui yes way! wish I could upload a picture here, I see it everyday man 😂
Can this be turned into a sketch with Zach Galifinakis as the driver of the Miata, Terry Crews as the cop, Will Ferrel as the other cop and Gilbert Gottfried as the lawyer
The aim of a sketch is to be funny. Funniest thing here is the fact that some suburban shithead thinks "his" lawyer actually wants to hear from him at 2am for any reason
Oh holy shit, gilbert? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😆😆😂😂😂
@@borismcfinnigan3430 you ok bud? You seem upset
@@borismcfinnigan3430 🤣
This is what Deepfakes were made for! Make it happen!
The title of this episode is possible the most specific and vaguely worded of all episodes
There are two kinds of people in this world-- folks who absolutely adore miatas, and the people who can't figure out what the heck is wrong with us.
Category 1: drivers.
Category 2: guys who have a fragile masculinity for hard to find reasons.
@@buttsexandbananapeels This. The Mazda Miata is an absolutely fantastic driver's car and brings out the enthusiast in me.
uwu owo""
@@chanmanthegreat1429 I drive an RX-8, respect the miata, but the RX-8 is awesome seeing as it is a miata chassis extended, maybe I'm bad at driving for not liking the smaller car, but rear seats are nice
"it's a two person job"
You really lied to that man's face like that
Not if you cannot get out of the car due to being pulled over by a cop on the side of the road. He couldn't get out of the car and had to remain in the driver's seat and needed a second person at that point.
@@daexion YOU PULL IT OVER YOUR HEAD FROM BEHIND YOU IT IS NOT A 2 PERSON JOB
This definitely needs all caps. It’s a very important detail. I suggest talking in all caps next time you’re pulled over. It'll go smooth.
How about making a big movement while being pulled over, like reaching behind you into a dark space it’s easy to hide things in and hard to see what you’re doing?
Never forget cops love shooting people for no reason.
@@buttsexandbananapeels he's a white kid in a miata. He's not the demographic that cops mistake pistols for tazers.
That Miata has a roll bar, which would mean you have to get out of the car to put the top up.
Being "Nice, Calm and Respectful" - advice that works in virtually any situation in life.
If you want to be treated like a person, treat others like one first. Also helps if you are non threatening and honest.
He forgot "be white"
😂
@@DanielIsaacs 100%
It helps to not be drunk at 2am, in the rain, with the top down.
Where did you get the drunk part?
@@mexicanspec I think he was trying to say that it helps to NOT be drunk i.e. if he was drunk, it'd be a different story.
@@mexicanspec Been there, dumb that. :-) The drunk part. Cost a-plenty, too!
Yet another layer of confusion the cop has to figure out!
One time...I worked at a Ferrari mechanic's shop in Dallas. At the time, I was driving a pretty red Renault LeCar (the poor man's R5 Turbo) with a Ferrari badge on the front. One day, a guy came inside and asked about the economy Ferrari! I should have sold it.
Your license pic 😂😂😂😂😂
His attorney is such a bro.
Lol at the whole "take the Miata" thing... Whenever my girlfriend says we are out of milk, bread, flour, whatever, I shout in my most Adam West Batman-esque voice "To the Miata!"
In my experience, it is an extremely rare officer that stops anyone in heavy rain.
Yeah. Doing legitimate work is a stretch for most donut dippers.
@@buttsexandbananapeels EXACTLY. Have one cop that used to just sit by my house in a blind spot and pull over people going 5-10 over. I threw down a buttload of screws in his spot so it'd jack up his tires. He doesn't park there anymore.
We need a compilation of craziest cases Off The Record has heard.
I think im about to get a really bad ticket do you have any advice for me?
Lawyer: yea call me in the fucking morning
Oh come on, I tried to smile in my license picture and the lady behind the desk scolded me.
The lady told me to smile because I guess everyone was so used to passport photos.
If this was the cursed Lambo guy he'd end up with all three tickets and blame it on Enzo haunting him for putting Ferrari badges on his Miata
“It’s a rule of driving this car” 🤣
Can confirm
then he put the roof up, like the liar he is...
@@William-Morey-Baker nono, he wasnt driving then. I bet he put it down when he was ready to leave!
@@William-Morey-Baker rules get broken all the time🤷♂️
This is my sign to buy a red Miata and put on Ferrari badges
Then the lawyer says, yep I'm still here. I'll send you my bill now for $500.
“That is my real license” 😂😂
I miss my Miata terribly but I was just too darn big for it... but I could easily put the top up by myself, i didn't even have to get out, just reach back and my arm is long enough to do it from the center with one motion, lol.
Im only 5 7 and could do it myself in about 10 seconds, maybe his top was messed up??
@@myguy57 He can't just reach back and pull it. He's got that roll bar in the way.
2:19 " I paid for a convertible and I'm going to use it" lmfao
This is a good story because of 00:25.
I can relate to it.
I do own a old, cheap, car that I love. And I also have stupid rules to drive it.
And... I will never sell it. I like the video right away!
Imagine having to ask is it okay to reach in your pocket or your glovebox to get your papers after you've been told to hand them over as a part of a standard procedure
@RobertHinerman imagine signing up for a job then putting those you are accountable to at risk due to being a pussy.
@RobertHinerman why? Cause I'm smart enough to know that EVERY time a cop pulls their firearm, they are a risk simply by ignoring the first rule of gun safety.
Funny how you sympathize with those who MAY have a gun drawn on them rather than everyone else, who are GUARANTEED to be flagged with a loaded weapon by a (typically) agitated control freak. All while being expected to follow differing orders from multiple officers.
The hook - riveting
Can I get your lawyer’s info???
Asking for a friend of course 😅
I chuckled when he got the cop to help him with the roof, being most definitely a two man operation.
What? It's not that hard. My mother could do it by herself and she's 50. The only time I had trouble was when one of the joints wore away and would lock up in a weird angle when you put it up again.
I've got an NC and that one is easy. Can't speak for the NA.
All these guys talking about keeping the cops talking and polite etc are spot on. Ive been popped doing more than twice the limit in town in a bad town for speeding tickets and let off with a warning more times than i can count. No idea how many points ive talked myself out of 🤣
I had one happen a few weeks ago like this. I was coming home from my girlfriends house through my local town doing 60 in a 45. It was 12 on a school night and i was going to be home late. Before I knew it boom there it was blue lights in my rearview. This was my first time ever being pulled over and me being a broke senior in high school thought how am I gonna pay this citation and how many points is this gonna take off my perfect driving record. Officer walks up and says, "son do you know how fast you were going." I said," I was going 60 in a 45 sir." I didnt even realize that I just fully admitted guilt because he didn't even clock me, but I explained my reasoning behind the speeding and he said," when i was in school and I went to my girlfriends house I used to always be late home and i would try to make up for it by speeding, but much like you I found myself on the side of the road with blue lights in my rearview, since you were honest with me and showed respect much like I did when i was in your shoes im letting you go with a verbal warning and hopefully a lesson on how to leave your girls house on time." And a lesson he taught I now leave well ahead of time and I have stopped speeding (for the most part 😉). Well, except on open well lit highway where I let the horses run free.
How have people forgotten if you have the license AND registration IN YOUR hands with your hands on the wheel when the officer walks up you are most likely leaving with no hassle and no ticket?
No
If the officer sees you digging around in your car while they are sitting behind you, they will assume that you are either trying to hide evidence, or get weapons.
It's NOT a smart thing to do lol
Best is to turn on the interior lights, and sit still with your hands on the wheel, and then do what he did and inform them of everything, get permission, and move slowly.
If you are able to do it while you are pulling over and they can't see you, that's one thing, but the less moving you do without their permission, the less likely you are to get shot, dragged out of the car, searched, or have a nervous officer show up not sure what they are walking into.
It's better to just turn your car off, roll down the window and place hands on wheel. Any type of moving around in the car can be marked as suspicious as in reaching for a gun or dumping drugs. I used to get my registration before the cops got their until one cop was pissed and told me to just wait for him to grab it.
I drove OTR trucks, being polite and respectful saved me many times. One where I should have been arrested on at least two counts, I won't go into the details, but I kept them busy with minor details, and the let me go before they found the real violations.
Probably the best story I have ever heard.
Some DMV worker really let this mans put 2 thumbs up in I.D. photo I'm deceased
"well... that's disappointing"
Just saw this car driving on the PA turnpike this past weekend! a real headscratcher and my curiosity brought me to this video after extensive google searching lol.
A friend taught me to keep my registration clipped to the sun visor(or in the visor’s mirror if it had one) and to have your license and registration IN YOUR HAND before they walked up to the window.
Hhaha. Yes, being polite and making their job easier will help, but you just got lucky as hell. haha No way that happens again.
Got pulled over for doing donuts in a parking lot during a snowstorm this winter. Officer asked what i was doing in the parking lot. My response: “I just lost traction, you know how that goes”, as he had just watched me whip my truck around 10 times. He laughed checked my liscence and let me go.
Might not have happened if your top was up... A buddy and I were caravaning up from the US to Canada for a ski trip. He just bought a 350z convertible so he's top down in the the snow. I get right through the border, no problem, and wait for him. Over 30 min of searching his car later. He's like first thing they asked at the border "why the he'll is your top down, Its snowing" he had to convince them he wasn't on drugs
If i remember correctly the cam sensor could have something to do with the hot starting issue...and they're also either hard to find or really expensive. It's been awhile though i could be wrong.
That’s a dope story, bought an exhaust for my f30 from the dude 👍
Posted one minute ago?!
Last time I was this early, my girlfriend laughed at me
He's right i literally had someone break in three days ago a methed out tweaker and about blew his head off I had pot and pot plants but because my bone disease being in chronic pain the pandemic and all the cops didn't care one did but the head sherif said this young man is in more pain than any of us together I've seen him broken and care flown out of here 4 times myself he needs that and if anyone has a problem they have one with me he's in a wheelchair with a broken hip dislocated wrist and is still here protecting his family. All I did was show him simple respect thanked him over and over for saying my mom and keeping me from having to blow his head off I literally offered him my guns everything so he knew I had nothing to hide he questioned me with my pipe sitting in my room I was so shaken up that I didn't even think about it. The man just cared I was respectful thankful and have always been. If you go off on them they're gonna think you're the bad guy or person he knew I wasn't trying to hurt anyone just save my family he flat out told the guy your lucky I was down the road or he would have blown ur head off.
So much for the adage that "nobody ever talked themselves out of a ticket"
4:15 was that “swoosh” sound of the graphic leaving the screen timed with the dramatic head turn? Good editing. Or just luck.
A little bit of both. That lined up perfectly.
"I buy for a convertible and I'm going to use the convertible"
Dude. Can confirm, cops don’t like peanut butter or tool boxes.
Cop, "Are you hiding something in the peanut butter?"
What I would have said, "Dez Nutz!"
I see Massachusetts is still doing that "mark the license 'under 21', license expires long after holder's 21st birthday" thing.
Very refreshing given the current controversy surrounding police and public interactions. Thanks Ed!
Cop still sounds like an ass. I would bet he didn't actually radar/lidar the car speed, and the dash cam would probably prove that miata didn't leave a stoplight at an "unsafe speed" because - as an NB owner - a Miata can't do that. He heard a loud exhaust, pulled him for it, lied about the other charges to intimidate him and paint himself as a good guy when he gave him the exhaust ticket.
I led a trooper down the highway for many miles and when I saw his lights I pulled over promptly. He said, and I quote,:" what the hell you got in this thing?" I chatted with him for some time in his cruiser and in the end he said, "cause you were so polite by flashing the cars you passed and not pushing anyone, I'm going to let you off for 20 over even though you were blowing past 100 mph. My cruiser just couldn't stay near you". That man let me keep my liscence although I probably hit near 150 mph between traffic. Goes to show you there are some really decent cops out there. treat them with respect!
I am from NH, got pulled over doing over 90 in a 65 by a MA state trooper. He saw my vet plates and wrote me up for 74 in a 65. This was driving a black Mercedes C300 with a modded exhaust. Whatever the MA state fuzz policies are, it seems to be pretty chill and that's a good thing for everyone. Since moving to VA and dealing with VSP....fuckin christ...
Thats a clean looking miata.
I'M IN LOVE WITH MY 2007 MIATA MX-5 CONVERTIBLE. YES, THE RULE IS: IF IT'S MOVING-THE TOP IS DOWN!
my late wife got me out of a couple speeding tickets by HER conduct during the stop. she was really mad at me and let me know under no uncertain means by yelling loud enough for the officer to hear as well as flail her hands in my direction simulating being hit by her. after she calmed down, the officer came up and handed me my papers and said he was giving me a break and to drive more carefully without a ticket!
Im still trynna figure out how you got them to let that be your license pic
Why would a DMV employee care?
They cannot stop you from doing that at the last second, and that then becomes your DL picture.
It's yankee land
@@daexion never realised the cameras at the DMV had undeletable files. Guess they can't simply tell him to take a new one then.
Being respectful, yet critical got me out of $1000 ticket. The officer had pulled me over a second time and ripped up the ticket he had just written not even 3 min earlier.
As a European... or regardless, coming from a country where it's perfectly normal to scramble through half the car while the cop is walking towards you to find your documents and cops don't even flinch. This paranoia over just expecting a shootout/foul play/situation escalation is unimaginable.
I just can't get my head over the recurring parts of this 'pulled-over' where you need to explain where you'll slowly reach to get what, the lawyer explaining how to behave, shut off the car etc. when being stopped for whatever reason. (say a regular check, breathalyzer control or just some usual speeding)
The weirdest parts about the US is how things seem almost the same but extremely foregin at the same time
Putting the top up on a miata is a 2 person job?
You can do it on your own while sitting in the driver seat...
Sounds like a lot of stretched truths in this story
@@jordancailes8383 I will say putting a hardtop on is a lot easier with 2 people, but even then you can still do it solo.
either his soft top is clapped out or he did it to be hilarious.
roll bar in the way. i have that prob. also if new top takes 2 people to get it latched until it breaks in. I just found this out last week when I put new top on my miata.
@@jeffabernathy5168 I put in a new top and had a roll bar as well, yeah still did it solo. No, it wasn't the easiest but it's definitely manageable.
What a story. This is why I love Vinwiki hahahaha
Every time I hear "can I do x" when talking to a police officer I'm reminded that it's in the US.
Honesty truely goes a long way.
Honesty, humility works all the time, that's been my standard for dealing with cops since I started driving. Like a year ago, officer had me dead to rights, I was going 42 in a 35, 11pm, windy 2 lane back-road exhaust valves open, factory burble tune rattling away (2019 camaro ss 1LE.) I pulled over pre-emptively, I was totally apologetic, I gave him my license and (expired!) insurance card, he accused me of having modified exhaust - I denied, offered to pull up a youtube video proving this was factory valved/burbly/popping exhaust, he told me about his Mini, and how it would need tuning to have popping/burbling, then let me off scot free!
There's a red miata near me whose license plate reads "EAT PB"
I live in RI, in my travels have been pulled over a coupe times by Mass. Staties, I've never had issues, Professional, Courteous, no bs....
That is...such a superb intimidation
Your are correct. I have let off more people for being polite and respectful than for "Why DID you stop ME!?" and "NO!!!! I WAS NOT!!!" answers to my question. As we used to say in the old days Press hard 5 Copies to these people.
Can verify, if you're honest, upfront and respectful a lot of pullovers can go pretty well.
That’s a great story and those are some very kind state troopers.
As an Australian this is the most American cop thing I've ever watched and I really cannot believe that this is even real like wtf
Its also good to check the statue they used for the ticket to see if it matches up with the charge, if not you can get out of the ticket because there was no violation to the listed statue.
The "always top down" rule only applies to the S2000.
Pretty sure that's been a thing for Miatas since before the s2k existed... Top down or you're a clown...
The lawyer still on the phone lol 😆
this kinda happened with me the other week. i was going like 7mph over, had my license plate wedged in my back windshield (which is tinted so it’s pretty much nonexistent) cause my dealership didn’t give me any plate screws, my plate light was out so either way i was fucked, and my proof of insurance was a month behind on the photo i showed him. i kinda just explained everything to him and agreed to get an updated photo of my inssurence and drove away with a verbal warning. looking back at the circumstances, i probably should’ve gotten a ticket, but i’m glad i didn’t
"Well that's just sad" 🤣🤣🤣
I Miss the original VINwiki Opening tune.
I once got out of a 15mph over speeding ticket, fogline ticket and a paraphernalia ticket just by simply cooperating and being honest and respectful. And this happened at midnight just a little bit outside of Minneapolis. They said my car smelt like weed which is why it was searched but I dont allow smoking or anything inside my car, I knew it was bs but I agreed to let them search it cuz I didn't have anything to hide. But a buddy of mine left tin foil and a straw in my backseat which the officers found and thought was for heroine which it wasn't my buddy used it for percocet, I basically explained everything and boom I was no longer sitting in the back of a hot ass PD charger.
I believe no one would understand a Ferrari badged Mazda
Wow san diego police would have just said "not my problem" or "keep talking and I'll make you sorry" hell I remember the time I thought I left my insurance info at home and when the cop walked away from my door and I found it I yelled for them and waved it out the window and when the cop walks up he yells at me "WHATS THAT" like I was trying to give them a ransom or love letter instead of the insurance document we were just talking about
Growing up around San Diego, I can confirm a lot of the cops are dicks. I was pulled over for a dim tail light one evening. Tossed my car for it, too. He didn’t even do the “what smells funny” line to PC the search, just went right to tearing my car apart.
I had a similar incident of finding my current insurance proof after showing an expired card accidentally and receiving a ticket; the cop told me to "bring it to court." Too bad for him he didn't bother to show up, and I got all 3 tickets he had issued dismissed for lack of evidence. He had even stopped 2 other vehicles at the same time btw. Presumably those drivers were in court that day, but I am sad to report that every single other defendant charged by this cop plead guilty in return for reduced fines and points when they could have simply said "innocent" unopposed. The judge did make me wait while he went down the alphabet through his docket and called me back up after everyone else had left, but the cop still hasn't arrived. The judge was infuriated! The line of people waiting their turn to pay fines at the clerk's window didn't seem amused as I advised them while walking by, "You all should have plead not guilty."
The cop just tricked him into telling him for what to look at the next car..."can you show me how that works" xD
I was driving along US-25 on my way to Augusta to visit some friends. On my way down a half dozen times before I'd happened upon a gas station that sold the at that time new to the area Arizona Green Tea and I'd bought a fair few for my friends to try out and they loved it as much as I did. This ended becoming a regular thing given that for some odd reason this was the only place that sold them and this one trip was no different. As I was rolling through this little backwater town I was finishing off one of the two bottles that I'd bought for myself and the Sheriff's Deputy who was on patrol saw me do it and immediately gave chase. When he came up to the window I confusingly asked what the problem was because in a Ford Festiva I was doing excessive speeds ( great mileage though ) and all the other possible citable things were in the green. He responded that he pulled me over for drinking while driving. I was dumbfounded and pointed to the empty bottle in my passenger seat that was laying beside the bag with the other unopened ones " Do you mean this? " he nodded so I pulled a full one out for him to inspect. Admittedly as colorful as this bottle is it's easy to think that it might be an adult drink. He looked this bottle up one side and down the other repeatedly trying to find any hint of alcohol in its ingredients but when he was satisfied there were none he handed it back to me and told me to have a nice trip. I whewed and went on my merry way.
I want give this guy a ticket just looking at him.😁
You’ll fit right in to most departments with unjustified hostility like that.
@@buttsexandbananapeels Thanks but that's why I'm not a Cop
You should reconsider. Writing people up just because you don’t like the way they look is one of the natural talents many departments look for.
@@buttsexandbananapeels or not writing them up if you're a loan officer
@@buttsexandbananapeels Your responses are underrated. Brilliant lmao
LMAO YOUR LICENSE PIC @austen
I've gotten some pretty cool treatment from being honest with cops. Especially when they pull u over for tints. Make all the windows go down in the car cut on my dome light and just put your hands out the window so they feel safe approaching. They pulled me over for the 5 percent tints. After I pulled over after doing that. They appreciated what I had done to make myself visible and it showed respect. I got a warning for the tints and let go.
you are gonna get a cease and desist from Ferrari for those badges
I just met Austin in Boston traffic today. Driving with the top down but it was perfect weather. The car now has Massachusetts tags. I did not inquire as to there being any peanut butter.
I had an 06 Ser-spec V with Nismo factory cat back exhaust and had been pulled over multiple times. Never got a ticket when I explained Nismo is Nissan motors it’s FACTORY EXHAUST. It wasn’t even that loud. They look at me and say “have a nice day”.
Damon Wayans should walk in at the end and yell "Message!"