At one time, I played Arsenal with a map Villa, with randomizer. I got a concussion rifle and âcampedâ on the top of the houses. I won with a 128, and a killstreak of 126.
@@bananaman5268 I have bad internet too. It sucks. Like sometimes my internet spikes and if I play overwatch people sometimes fly in the air and my ability doesnt work :/
I love how he genuienly cares for us. ik that it might just be bc hes famous but i think its sweet that he doesnt want us to put tape in our hair bc it will hurt. I think that he would'nt joke like the way he does if he was'nt that famous or something. He would just think we are sweet and maybe even say hes thankful and that he cares. lets appreciate that he takes time to upload. and that he isnt like every other youtuber. Hes really sweet and i think he deserves this. we love you, Albertâ€ïž
@@nilufakhatun6262 Albert said âmama I need helpâ he didnât comment âmamaâ Albert actually said âmama I need helpâ you didnât even watch the video
Flamingo: Tapes mannequin head to self Also Flamingo: âOw ow ow my head... ow ow ow ow ow... I have made a mistake, it hurts. My hairs will be ripped out. Edit: Flamingo As well: Takes off head... tapes it back on and complains
My heart: Walking: slow beats Running: medium beats Getting the golden knife in Arsenal: literal heart attack Edit: Hey guys thank you for 54 likes Iâve never had more than 10
Iâm just wondering what his girlfriend thinks when she hears him beating a mannequin with its arm then having to come up and get duct tape out of his hair xd Edit: OMG Thanks for the likes! đ€Ș
Albert: Beats fake wife to death
Kirsten: scared noises
felipe *scared noises*
and felipe *left the chat *
ameen eagle
Felipe is already dead have some respect
why is this garbage the most liked comment on here
@@CoolFer3 well hes not dead for me hes a legend
*flamingo becomes âhotâ*
*me worries about his hair*
flamingo ; doesnât listen and dyes it
Same
I've never felt so bad for Albert
Tumble Elf same
Same but HE killed his ex wife when she fell
I love how Albert is a grown man and he kills mannequins with their arms lol
Their?
@@user.2110ken yeah?
@@user.2110ken yeah?
Yeah?
@@Gaeve2105 yeahÂż
imagine being kirsten and albert just comes in with a mannequin head on his head and says : "help"
Wow
They broke up
@@animerampageroadto8057 did they?
@@Nothing-wi8hd yes
@@Nothing-wi8hd yeh they did :(
Problem *Albert gets tape stuck in his hair*
Solution âKIRSTENâ
@Jasmine Hayes No stop
Why does this have 92 likes
I want them to make vids together again
@Thomas Diaz no
Thomas Diaz no
Imagine kirsten's face when albert explained "i got this thing stuck on my head"
lmaoo
ay is u
@@lordvinduim.ilikebloxycola9861 ay is u
@@genuinelyspoken6611 ay is yâall
Albert: tapes head to his head
Also Albert: *regrets everything he did*
Lol
Random youtuber tapes mannequin head onto his head lives to regret it
-dhar mann
"See, a lot of you NERDS are playing arsenal"
that got me
he play Arsenal so He is A Nerd
Alberts dance partner: *DIES*
Albert: *Beats Him because he dies*
XD
XD
Thats what i did
I hate it when my hot anime babe dies, man itâs just so annoying when the amputate their arms
*yeah they do that*
Albert: see! *dismembered body* relationships just fall apart!
Kirsten: *is scared*
He should make more videos with her
BĂ«ĂŁĂŒtĂŻfĂŒĆ_çãprïçÞrñ Xx she is quacking and shaking
@@elizabethhall5726 wanna get to the operation room of the hospital? Continue the scam.
How to Burn Your Family oof
Elizabeth Hall wanna go to prison? Continue scamming and get arrested!
8:58 YOU WERENT GETTING WHAT????
flamingo predicts gyatts?
0:00 đ0:53 when the disaster struck đ
Nobody:
Albert's Mannequin: *I've seen things that I can't unsee*
Hi
Useless ânobody:â
7:48 is something you should cherish in ur eyes
chill mug There is no point in the âNobody: â Itâs stupid.
@@mrmeme8803 yes
0:21 life lesson: if you pull someoneâs arm off, slap them with the arm.
LMAO
A-
You mean: if you pull someone's arm off, beat the sh*t out of them with their arm
@@fluer7604 YOU WATCH FLAMINGO :0
lol
At one time, I played Arsenal with a map Villa, with randomizer. I got a concussion rifle and âcampedâ on the top of the houses. I won with a 128, and a killstreak of 126.
HOW??
@@realistraccoon maybe i was a lucky ass idk
whenever his babe dies, he tries to investigate by beating her up.
albert : *gets a really nice unusual skin*
"I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT"
me : *visible pain*
I know
"That was not worth 1.7k" *âą_âą*
It is pretty ugly
yep qwq
1.7k was good, at least it's not like me, spending 100k battle-bux and only got two
I was saying "don't do itttttt" in my head when I saw him taping the head to his hair
Same lol
Keep up the great work love u đ
Same
Omg, same. I was like, "Smh. Never tape anything onto your head. Bad Albert.."
w-wat I-I donât get it..
arsenal plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz can we have more arsenal content plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz its been 4 yearssssđżđżđ€đ€
did Albert just said gyat? 9:00
Albert: "I'm lagging so bad right now"
Me, playing the game with 130 ping at 34 fps: "Seems legit"
That ping for roblox is pretty good. The fps is terrible. 130 ping without spikes is great
@@ttmcyt-exploits4435 No no no no. 130 ping with spikes. big spikes. big enough that sometimes I can't shoot for a second or three.
@@bananaman5268 I have bad internet too. It sucks. Like sometimes my internet spikes and if I play overwatch people sometimes fly in the air and my ability doesnt work :/
130 ping is ok
When u play. Play close to router and request other not to use wi fi
2:19 me when my mom brushes my hair
Ikr XD
so relatable xD
Same
:/
Gacha life I would pay anything to get that stupid ugly app of the existence of the universe
7:48 look at his veinsđš
smelly đ€ą
@@user-zm4qh8rc1p what? how do you know what veins smells like?
"hot babe challenge" makes me laugh so hard lmaođđđ
once upon a time there was a man named albert whos iq was so high he duct tape a mannequin head to his hair
Dsaadeejs
Cptgarf was everything to do with my friends today you can come to my house
yes
XD
underrated comment
Totally big brain
0:21 Albert: suddenly starts dancing with a mannequin and randomly breaks the mannequins arm and beats the mannequin up lmao
I love how he genuienly cares for us. ik that it might just be bc hes famous but i think its sweet that he doesnt want us to put tape in our hair bc it will hurt. I think that he would'nt joke like the way he does if he was'nt that famous or something. He would just think we are sweet and maybe even say hes thankful and that he cares. lets appreciate that he takes time to upload. and that he isnt like every other youtuber. Hes really sweet and i think he deserves this. we love you, Albertâ€ïž
Right . Lol
I agree
đ€
npc
less than a minute into the vid and alberts hitting "the new family member"
y am i not suprised
That sounded very wrong.
Yes.
Yes its he's girlfrend and he's mother so
SWEET HOME Alabama
@@austinphillips6730 dat fake
7:48 oh god his veins(?)..
No those are pressure marks
xenopsycho sorry no time for science class got to make flam flam focuz
What?
Ew
albert swole
4:13 Albert:Oh I'm Good
Tanqr:Good Job Mate But keep Practicing
Imagine walking in his room randomly and see this:
2:11 mAmA I nEeD hElP
The way he said that sounds cute xd
Sheila Playz I had the comment first
@@lunalixvlogs5020 oh sorry ;w;
Sheila Playz donât worry
OwO
Sheila Playz ăäžčć°șć ćäžčć ććäžčć'ïŒł äžâȘćă„ăă äžâȘăăă ᎞ᎌ᎞ ᎟Ꮁá¶áŽŹá”˹Ꮁ ᎔ ᎞á”á”
MÒyÒ gÒiÒrÒlÒfÒrÒiÒeÒnÒdÒ X)
7:47 im terrefied of those arms...
Same
@@The-Devil-of-The-Kure-Family imagine getting crushed by those arms
@@yannipaoladelacruz1546 My profile picture is my reaction
@@The-Devil-of-The-Kure-Family lol
Same here, the funniest part is that he says heâs weak.
looking back noticing that plug used to be so pro at arsenal đđ
Not even 30 seconds into video: *beats innocent mannequin *
" come on! Im playing so stupid!"
*is in the lead*
if your happy and you know is clap your...HANDS NOOB IM HOTTER NOOB HEHE
Angel Peigan wut-
@XChloe GamingX people can act that way too đ
@@aurelia.4851 OHHHHHH
Nobody R/wOoOoSh
Albert: * throws Mannequin to the ground *
Mannequin: "Luckily i'm already in a graveyard"
Bruh
no
lol
it took me a while to notice what you meant.
Well that's dark
This is why I love flamingo and this is why I love arsenal:
me too thats why im better then u
@@jameelleo8090 Lol watch your words kiddo, i could destroy you in a 1v1.
@@2xxdevils try me đ
@@2xxdevils lmaoo
Albert: *dies*
Also Albert: *screams and rages*
Also Albert: *gets a kill and says thank you*
nobody:
literally nobody:
albert: mama i need help
2:11
Exactly lol, best of the vid XD
It his GF
@@nilufakhatun6262 Albert said âmama I need helpâ he didnât comment âmamaâ Albert actually said âmama I need helpâ you didnât even watch the video
Every kid in the world: *Am I a joke to you?*
7:48 Look at those muscles, dam xD
Damn* spelt it wrong yw
@@SGTsofi I did it on purpose.
@@SGTsofi Stfu.
Mairiial smh
*Albertstuff has returned*
' Beauty is pain, all my hair is ripping out right now. ' - The famous Quote of Albert
2:10 me calling my moon THERES a cockroach in the bathroom be like:
albert: oh my gosh i have so much lag right now
me: *plays roblox on a 2007 mac*
*haha. I am one year of macintosh ahead of you*
Seth01Master I play roblox on a light bulb beat that
Me playing with 5k Ping
Lmao
I'm playing arsenal on nokia and I have 4-8 fps
Albert: *dances with the mannequin*
The mannequinâs arm: aight imma head out
Arm. Not toe.
r/underratedcomment.
You're an arm not a head.. You can't head out tho
I donât know if you copied my comment or we had the same thought...
Ha lol
âAnd Iâm making a lot of excuseâs right now.â
- Every gamer ever
Crazy how different arsenal looked 4 years ago
"Dont put tape on your head"
"R.I.P albert and his viewers"
Edit 1: Also were rolling
Lily Esbensen I did the same
What do you mean âEdit 1â??
Are you gonna edit it again, orrrrrrrrr....
And do you mean âWho were scrolling in the comments?â?
Hm.
Confusing.
@@3starsburningbright it means my first edit
"See alot of you nerds are playing Arsenal.."
Me: Yay its a shoutout for me
Yes nerd
Army!
A lot*
The way he tapes the fake head on heâs head-â ïžđ
When u get an A while ur whole class gets an F: 7:48
I wonder what Kirsten thinks when she hear Albert screaming and hitting things in the other room
shes prolly like "ah a normal monday"
@@aryianalukemire1688 probably*
Could you stop.
Lee Th3Bee she made a post in tiktok hearing albert scream
kirsten sleeping albert: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
*i love how he says thank you whenever he kills someone*
*yes*
Yws
Who doesnât
Who screams and rages when they are on a losing streak
ME :(
Very polite gentleman
"My Computer is lagging"
Viruses: yeah i wonder who made your computer lag
7:48 Damn didnât know film flam was a bodybuilder LOL
(dies in arsenal) albert: everytime i die i wanna blame everybody besides myself
me: *youâre not alone*
@Thomas Diaz STOP IT ITS FAKE IM REPORTING U
To : ashley Maybe Albert said he wants to blame everyone because he hates everyone like his girlfriend because he said EVERYONE so yeah
blaming errybody beside u aint good, and also monke stinke
*youâre
As soon as I read this, he said it
7:48
*Notices how truly buff albert is and that he can actually literally rip my head off*
Holy fu- Albert is really buffed, and Buffed Albert dont look something normal.
Yeah when you see vains you know..
He has the marks of a gamer *slautes and tips hat*
I know I was about to say
OMG YOUR RIGHT .0.
0:48 bro took plastic surgery to a whole new level
Im still watching you at 18
Edited every year
Albert: *literally duct tapes his entire head and hair*
Me: that was a huge mistake.
Albert 5 seconds later: ow oW OW!
Ya know
*mY hAiR*
@@jacobflores9336 boi you a scamer
Play team fourtrees 2 in roblox like if you argree
His hair is so messed up now
Flamingo: Tapes mannequin head to self
Also Flamingo: âOw ow ow my head... ow ow ow ow ow... I have made a mistake, it hurts. My hairs will be ripped out.
Edit: Flamingo As well: Takes off head... tapes it back on and complains
Albert:starts beating up the manican
Me: Yep that's our crazy "hot babe" youtuber!
Lol
"everytime I die imma blame everyone but myself"
*dies* *panics*
"AEhUh"
11:31 this face touched me on a spiritual level
Same
Same
He was crying inside and you can really see it
Albert: puts tape on head
Albert two seconds later: i regret this decision
Cant stop laughing when tape in hair
OW OW OW Albert: buati is pain me: luaghing none stop đđđ
Albert goes into the mannequin store
âOH NO HES BACKâ
the store owner : Oh crap.... IT'S HIM AGAIN
true
IMAOO
That guys probably got 20+ of them
My heart:
Walking: slow beats
Running: medium beats
Getting the golden knife in Arsenal: literal heart attack
Edit: Hey guys thank you for 54 likes Iâve never had more than 10
Having a streak: *Dead*
when u r noob and got 28 kills on mobile
That happens to me also
thats exactly what happened to me yesterday. It was my first time i got the golden knife
The other player has 1hp
*Heart stops*
I feel so old.. I remember when this first came out
Iâm just wondering what his girlfriend thinks when she hears him beating a mannequin with its arm then having to come up and get duct tape out of his hair xd
Edit: OMG Thanks for the likes! đ€Ș
The tape is going to make him part bald lol
Shane Moore scam.
Shane Moore why are all these people calling me *faag* ?
Honestly Kirsten is the same ;-;
Itâs probably the normal lol
Albert: ducktapes the mannequin head to his head
Me: *you did it, you crazy son of a darn you did it*
"ducktapes" lel
Gasper_ The ghost Son of a darn?
Anthony Powell not a thing so stop okay
Is no one not ganna talk how he almost swear at 0:06 đđ
Gacha he said babe because b word is bi but I heard ba
do more vids of this please!!
The way he said "mama I need help"đđđ
Nobody:
Albert: * beats his babe with her own arm that was ripped off*
I was dying laughing at that part XD (I swear I'm not crazy XD)
@@jacobalexander6707 scam
@Gman Plays i guess he is. NOT THAT THEIRS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
@Gman Plays no i just like drama on you tube
Albert: **post vid**
Grammarly ad: im boutta end this mans whole career
BananaBread 438b *im boutta help this mans whole career
Pippa Squeaks I'm*
Tylenol ad: Ima bout to end this mans career
RIGHT
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA-
âMy hairâ
Also Albert: *hair pieces fall off his head*
i love how he entertaining us, even he trying harding on the game lol
Me: *puts tape on head* *removes tape by washing hair*
My pain System: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Nervous system*
The Nervous System*
*stop correcting them
*But it is called the "Nervous System"
Hai people
8:53 when you actually lag but nobody believeâs you.
LOL
Like every fortnite rager and blames it on the lag
Albert:stutters Albert after 2 seconds:destroys desk
0:05flamingo: alot of you "nerds"
me:whoz youz callingz a nerdz?
Everyone: plays arsenal
Phantom Forces players: ok zoomers
Pf is kinda trash
E
EEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE one E is not real
Ok boomer
albert puts tape in his hair: ye this is big brain time
Haha tape go, BRRRRR
I put sily putty on my hair once
Yes
free rare pet pls
@@snarblewarbs6199 cool
Albert:ow ow ow!!!
Also albert:ima just tape this in my head
âNone of you know how to play this gameâ
Me: level 101
Iâm level 131-
Albert " it feels like my scalp is being ripped off of my head"
me after wearing my hair up for a long time and taking out the hair tie.
Xx MayaPlays xX I CaN rElAtE
Jason Watson o,
XD
@PURPYT lol
Long hair girl problems
2:16 this is how I feel when my mom combs my hair lol
Ikr
Same
Lol but my mom doesnât comb my hair my sis bcs we live with each other and I need bcs Iâm a baby
SAme
Sufia Ali wÌœÍoÌœÍwÌœÍ yÌœÍoÌœÍuÌœÍ wÌœÍeÌœÍrÌœÍeÌœÍ 1ÌœÍ8ÌœÍ mÌœÍiÌœÍnÌœÍsÌœÍ aÌœÍgÌœÍoÌœÍ
8:51
Albert: Im lagging oh no.
Potato mobile users: You call that lag?
"Mama i need help" I CANT-
âThatâs not fair... except itâs fair...â
-Albert 2019
ok
k
Brave Dink you stealing my idea
Idk what to write here uhh its a general thing to say in this situations lol
That me but I use this line
"I want to die but I don't want to die"
2:30 *talks about his hairs getting ripped off his head*
Me: *looks to the side to casually see a leg in the background*
Also me: ânothing new.â
Ikr xD
I was contemplating for a whole 15 seconds to determined if you spelt new right lmao
Arsenal players: haha I played the most fast paced game and win
Me who played doom eternal: *doubt*
I just realized that the thumbnail was a naruto reference
Albert: sometimes relationships donât work out, *as heâs beating a mannequin with its own limb
Mannequin*
Madison Akridge yeah i dont think you know what make my day means
"When you are on the last gun you need to use a knife."
*Confusion noises*
lol
if tape is stuck in your hair, just put water in it so it takes out all the stickiness.
Me: is silently tryna do my work in class
That one kid in the hallway: 2:48
Albert: Tapes hair
Hair: *Ight imma head out*
No pun intended?
Kirsten: *answeres door*
Kirsten " Hey mom"
Her mom: "So where's that Albert?"
Kirsten: "Oh-"
Albert: *SCREAMS LIKE 7 YEAR OLD GIRL*
Unoriginal
*cRinGe*
Why would her mom just go over to see albert, funny though
@@itzjustcream7063 mum
@@daviddixon992 It depends what country you live in. In Britian we say "Mum" aswell but in America it's "Mom" :))