The ONLY Golf Game That's Funny
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- čas přidán 30. 09. 2019
- What the golf is the only game that's funny!
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Jack: “I’m a golfing master!”
All of his subscribers: “you are now The Gaelic Golfing Gladiator”
He’s the Gaelic Golfer!
Jack liked this comment
My first thought:
Imagines Jack laughing and pumping a fist in the air
"THE GOLFING GAELIC GLADIATOR I AM!"
Say that fast 10 times
Gaelic Golfinator
*I SO agree!*
Jack: Do you ever just get so angry that you have to beat someone across a golf course?
Me: *whispers* Billy
"SCREW YOU BILLY!!!"
Are you nugget but on meth?
@@GAMINGOBRIEN69 😂😂😂
That was from happy wheels
Camera: TELL ME SOMETHING ONLY THE REAL JACK WOULD KNOW
Why does this have no replies
@@freetime4044 why did I read that as reptiles 👀
*who’s peters mom is a good question*
@@uhmythx You're using that wrong, it's not even in the slightest funny on this comment.
@@uhmythx oh sorry
“You ever get so offended by hotdogs that you fling yourself off a cliff?”
Every Saturday
That timing tho, I read this while he said it, like a Karaoke
mood af
@@kevininnocenti2398 Oh, awesome 1.
Only Saturdays? Psh i do it on Saturdays AND mondays
Just reading this on a Saturday, what did the hotdog do to offend you today??
Jack: "I've played a lot of Kerbal Space Program, I know what I'm doing."
Also Jack: *immediately crashes into the moon*
That was what he did several times whilst playing Kerbal
Pretty sure it is a reference to lunar lander, very old and one of the hardest things i have ever tried to do. It may also be a reference to Moonlander a similar game with the same concept.
At this point they should’ve just called the game “Balls.” It describes golfing perfectly
That's already a game
But a house aint a ball
I love balls!
Balls That Go In Holes.
There is a game akin to this named balls that was programmed within a 24 hour time period
8:36 th... that sound... the one jack used to censor it... it stirs deep memories of... ducks?
That sound is so nostalgic.
Wenk
and wondering whether "your pet can"
My god! ..................
Oh my god. It reminds me of pewds too!!! Like people used that sound and a picture to do a video of clips of pewds
Sean: "Suck it kids"
CZcams: *This content has been removed*
what is this game called
@@falloutfortnite3008 ‘What The Golf’ I think :D
Jack: "He's so tall! Why is he taller than life *actual* me?
Jack 2 minutes later: "HE'S ACTUALLY LIFE SIZED!"
Because he is anti back in a different body a
CARDBOARD ONE
Be funny if the cutout was actually taller than him and he just stood on something for the shot
stop these overused unfunny comment formats, they arent funny and they're just annoying! so stop this now!!
Jack: *arguing with camera over wether the cardboard or human jack is real*
Me: Ah yes... this, this is why I’m subscribed
420th like
@@zachlewis9978 first like on urs (also appreciate your meme)
lol
@@LynTheNobody t. Hanks lol
I saw 549. Let's make that even.
Same
This game is just filled to the brim with passion. How it just replicates different games within itself while still keeping it golf-like is honestly admirable.
5:45 Jack: leaves chair
Cardboard Jack: *look at me, I am the cappy-tain now*
Camera: * has an earthquake * “which one is real”
Oh my...
Yooo seàn liked my comment also thank y’all for the likes
@@elizas7692 WUT HE DID AHHHHH
Congrats on the Jackaboy love
The boom boom song!
Jack: already Irish and loud
Jack: let’s go above and beyond with this boio
*ThE cAbLeS sTuCk In ThE cHaIr MoN!*
Sounded slightly Scottish too. 😄
who gives a fuck shut up
@@high_bag9588 Someone's had a bad day
my chicken nugget was sucked up by the skeleton in my closet
Mr. Krabby oh
Okay buddy
Jack: You know when people take their dad golfing on Sunday? I wouldn’t know.
*me coming from his Loss video* sad
Not cool bro
@@GeoSpark3070 I’m not doing it in a sarcastic tone I’m doing it in like “oh that’s sad that he didn’t go with his dad and can’t anymore” I’m showing empathy bro
“I’ve been here for millions of years!”
The metals used to make the camera: *u wot m8*
i mean
we all have iron in our blood, iron comes from the death of stars. most iron is older than the world itself. so parts of us have been here for millions of years.
Title: The ONLY Golf game that’s funny
Golf with Friends: *silently quaking in the corner*
Ah, anothwer Blue
I thought it said *quacking in the corner* for a second. 😂
Golfing Over it is the most funniest! XD
@@moirapalace3946 it does.
@@CheetahJona it says quaking not quacking theyre 2 different words
Anti, watching the cutout-Jack from within Jack’s mind: “This body is weak... but that body is better... and vacant...”
Lmao yesss
It's spooky season! XD
NO
*STOP*
*YOURE VIOLATING THE FANDOM LAWS*
onply 1000 iq veterans wil no
I swear to God I have this felling that the cardboard is anti
Jack: "This is proving to be much harder with a man"
Jack: *smiles*
Jack: its like an enderman dont look at it
Me: or is it a weeping Angel from doctor who?
same thought I had, but than I remembered that you can't look away from weeping angels. If you look away than they can move
Sean: "The only golf game that's funny!"
Golf with Friends: "Am I a joke to you?"
Shikaschima Wonderputt was pretty funny.
The Wacky World of Miniature Golf
Jack: "We call it football over here"
Also Jack: Continues to call the ball a 'Soccer Ball"
Thats because in ireland a football is something else
@@dylankiernan1174 oh ok I didn't know that.
@@dylankiernan1174 not only in Ireland its in the whole of the uk
But... in Ireland we don’t even call it football. We call it soccer. To us football is Gaelic Football
@@turg4874 but I think Sean lives in england or summin
Sean: suggests that all gen z don't know what a vhs is
Me: YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY TRUST AND MY CHILDHOOD
Haha, yeah I knew what they were too, heheeeee
@@camillegaudette6705 I legit watched every Disney movie that was out on a VHS when I was little
Did you have a whole collection of it?
@@camillegaudette6705 sadly not, we sold/gave away the majority of our Disney videos not too far back. We used to have loads though
@@crazcatladeestudios9956 at least you watched them
"I MADE THIS FOR YOU!" ty for that throwback to Hot Kool Aid
"The ONLY Golf Game That's Funny"
Golf with Friends series: Am i a joke to you?
Lol 😂😂😂😂
Yes but not a funny one😂😂
The only good game that's funny: Good Question
No they are not jokes because they are not funny
*jacksepticeye veterans laughing in the distance*
Sean: Don't look straight at him, it's like an enderman, look him in the eye and he's after you.
MOST OF THE AUDIENCE: *stares straight at him and waits*
I did this
Oh shit it's a rat
yeah pretty much
yep :)
Oh shit it's a giant animatronic filled with the remnant of dead children killed by a purple man
"we can't both reach our goals! At least I'm no disappointing my parents!"
TOO REAL
TOOOO REAAALLL
Sean always manages to make me smile even when I'm sad and down in the dumps or just feel lonely I come watch his videos and it makes me feel so much better
Jack: I'm not afraid to beat a child in a golf game
Jack's therapist: interesting
joshua moore he said football
11:58
*proceeds to go space core mode*
S P A A A A A A C E
Screen: "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM"
Me: 🎵 "boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room"🎵
Seán: 🎵 "boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room" 🎵
Me: "this will be a great comment"
**realizing that no one will see it cause this video is 8 months old**
:(
eh?
So sad that nobody will ever see your comment :\
@__ E__ :O someone saw it, I am happy now! ^v^
I saw it
@Something Weird :O
To quote 2014 JackSepticEye: “I love balls!”.
Ye thos were the good days
I lAv balls
YES. I WAS THINKING OF THAT.
I'm so happy that someone remembers that. :)
I can just hear Jack exclaiming that in my head lol
Jack: don't look at him straight in the eyes
also Jack: AAAAAAAHHHH
"I'll find your gap.. AND TAKE IT"
Serious Death Note vibes here
it's the little sound effects or "hits" that get me everytime xD genius editing
Jack: goes to sleep
Cardboard Jack: Soon... I shall take over your life... _soon_ ........
As Anti watches cardboard jack plotting plab
Sean "Is this all you got game?!"
*10 minutes later*
Sean "This is hard, I don't like this!"
The dinosaurs when someone forgets what they look like: 3:06
Jack: "He's like an enderman. If you look directly at him, he'll come straight for ya."
Me: "Or if you're like me, he'll attack you whether you looked at him or not."
Maybe, in those moments, they appeared in my character's line of sight then teleported towards my character so fast that my brain couldn't process it or something.
Finds out this is secret captain sparklz account
"This is proving to be MUCH harder with a man"
- Jacksepticeye, 2019
Lmao
Boom, title of your sex tape
Hah 69 likes
HA
@@CristinaAnaya96 DAMN IT I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT.
1st of October
Everyone else: YAY HALLOWEEN
Me: TIS THE SEASON OF ANTI-SEPTICEYE AND DARKIPLIER
Thats me too
YASS
Its funny because thats latterly me😂😂😂😂😂
DeathByLust YAS
That is legit me right now XD
"I don-" Jack sees the reflection and is absolutely horrified
Jack: “It reminds me of Katamari.”
Me, having watched DGR’s What The Golf videos and knowing there’s a Katamari level
Reasons why I watch Jack.
1: He Apologizes to cats
2. He likes anime
3. He's him
4. Too many reasons
*he likes Minecraft*
He’s very attractive 😍
Courtney Johnson, *tom Holland is shaking*
"Some of you out there might not know what a VCR is."
And I look over to see that I still have a VCR I happily use.
I'm not alone 😂
I have one VHS tape and I keep my VCR to play it.. I know someday the tape will break or the VCR but until then I'm keeping them. 🌮📼
Same here.
I have flashback of me as a 5 year old not knowing what a VCR is even though my grandma has one.
Jack: im not afraid to beat up kids in a soccer match
Jack:*barely hits cat*
Jack:*apologized immediately*
"TRY AND STOP ME YOU SILLY LITTLE BEAN WEIRDOS" 😂
Jack yesterday: HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE
Jack today: normal Irishman noises*
Edit: so many likes!!! Thank you chirren!! I 🥔 you!!
Nothing about the Irishmen are normal
I think the hjonk hjonk is implied. After all, it's still written in the background.
*Hjönk hjönk!*
Hjonk hjonk am goose hjonk hjonk
“The ONLY Golf Game That’s Funny”
*sad wii sports golf noises*
(because of what the coach says)
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Sean is really fun to watch. Everytime i feel sad, I just come home and watch one of his vids. Thanks for always making me and all your other fans happy. Keep doing what you do best.
Jack is an eldrich God? "I've been around for millions of years"
Jack: "Aren't I just the cutest little bean.."
Soccer Ball: Aww so cute..
Jack: >:)
Jack: it's taller than me
Jack later: it's actually life size!
*Jack is taller than Jack*
I can't Draw *jack is taller than life*
@@miguelbernardino2858 *jack is taller than death*
I can't Draw *jack is jacker than jacked*
@@miguelbernardino2858 ._.
Jack please bring this series back! I just finished the game and you would love every minute of it!
im secretly freaking out about fake jack because real jack's acting was so genuine, so real.
“If you look directly at him he’s like an Enderman, he’ll come straight for you.”
Im just happy he’s there, I kind of missed the two other cutouts 😅
There was only one other cutouts
oblivion !!!!!!! In some of his other videos before this one he had two of his face 😆 One right behind him and then another further back
@@Gremlinfamily13 he had one of his face and one right behind him, the one right behind him is in this video
oblivion !!!!!!! oh ok, thank you!! I definitely didnt realize it was the same one 😅
"This is proving to be much harder with a man" -jacksepticeye, 2019
The Mechanist 😂
Don’t do the damn 2019 thing
I just read it at the same time he said it! 😂😂😂
👍🏻
Razernils convenient I THINK NOT!
14:10 the car freaking destroys a cat by running it over then pushing it off. Mittens Oct.1st-Oct.1st
Jack: this game is funny
Other games: am i joke to you
Jack: *talks * oh ignore the fake jack
Camera: *has siezure*
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This is how Antisepticeye returns- Thought he was a turtle? No, he's a cardboard cutout.
Wait, he disappeared?
Anti-Polnareff
“Eagle” might be my favorite joke in the game because it’s a golf term _and_ the name of the Apollo 11 lander.
I love how cardboard Jack was just slowly sneaking up on him. I laughed so hard when he screamed. 😂
Jack : ITS ME
Camera:HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Jack: "I know physics" uses physics to bounce off a car an hits a cat "sorry cat"
While causing a car earlier to run over a cat.
Seán: I can do it I can do it, he believes in me
Me: HE BELIEVES IN YOU~
HE BELIEVES
HE BELIEVES IN YOU~
HE BELIEVES
jack as he plays video games: I'm not disappointing my parents!
Jack: Didn't post minecraft for 6 days straight
Everybody: *Minecraft was like a father to me*
Edit: Oh nevermind, he posted minecraft video
Kappety 😂
Yes thank you!
*I loved Minecraft like a son*
Guess he doesn’t like Minecraft anymore
Sam is crying
Jack: Hey guys! Look at my clone!
Camera: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career...
How do we know that the clone isn't Anti?! How do we know Jack didn't get turned 2D at Area 51?!?!?!
Please play more of this it's hilarious
at 6:26,
Jack: a vcr is where mommy and daddy used to tape their television
Me: THY TIS A "DVR" NOT "VCR"
"I have no trouble trying to beat kids..." -jacksepticeye 2019
In a video game
Yeah keep it family friendly
In his defense, the kids name was billy
@@Mr_Murdersalot SCREW YOU BILLY!!
Magical Pixie ahh yes..
Only the OG fans will remember this one:
*Ahem*
"I LOVE BALLS!!!"
Why of course 😂 BALLS!!
Yess Happy wheels episode three lol
You mean all the episodes from three and after
I thought he was gonna say that honestly
my name is blank yeah pretty much lol
14:23 oh sorry cat! so sad...
He didnt realize that in the previous level he literally made a car run over a cat
Jack:talks to an imaginary guy
Still has more friends than me
“Am I launching the TV remote?”
*clicks button*
“Nope, I’m the whole couch.”
Heh heh, heh. 69 likes.
Justin Ealand now I will ruin it
I wish I could have a launching couch whenever I am too lazy to get up to do something or go somewhere else around the house literally 2 steps away from me. Yeah I know I'm a lazy ass and I should not be such thing but it's just that I can't help myself 😣
@@LoveSosa.. Don't you dare!
13 years old and no subs. It’s already ruined nugget wins so I need money to build a nugget factory for nugget’s nuggets
I wanna be an office chair- Jack 2019
What you do in your own time is your own business
The best thing about this quote, is that i cal my bf an office chair all the time
Love Many Fandoms haha sounds like a good time
not only there are clever ways to putt a lot of objects, the game also makes really funny puns when you hit the flag
jack:says stop!
philza:says stop!
me:yeah its all coming together
Jack: "Don't look him in the eyes!"
Me: "I can't, he's too tall!"
Ha
Get rid of ur profile picture
"Have you ever been so offended by hog dogs you fell off the edge of a cliff" - Jack, 2019
Well yes actually
i have in fact been offended by a hot dog whoms'd've DARED to be on my plate that I walked with my legs over to a cliff and jumped.
Choc chip muffins have...
"I've played lots of Kerbal Space Program. I know exactly what I'm doing"
Annnnnddd it goes terribly wrong, which is indeed the kerbal way.
I cracked up when he looked _down_ and said "THESE are the balls I know and love" 😂😂 😂
Felix: “ I will kill a child.”
Seán: “ I have no trouble trying to beat kids.”
Nobody:
I mean absolutely nobody:
Me: Jacks camera is my nervous system when I hit my elbow
Jack:yells at camera Random 5 year old:mommy this man is yelling at me
Jack: I’ve played the demo for this game before on the channel
Also jack: I don’t know what I’m supposed to be getting
Jack: *runs cat off cliff*
Litterally 20 seconds later: *hits cat with ball* "sorry cat!"
Jack: Give me a challenge!
Also Jack: I DON'T DO WELL UNDER TIME LIMITS
Jack: some of you might not know what a vcr is. Also Jack: *describes a dvr*
Jack: plays a innocent game of golf
Also jack: BALLS
Game: “Space. The final frontier.”
Me: “These are the voyages of the starship _Enterprise._ Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where...”
Jack: “IT’S THE FI-NAL FRON-TIER!!!!!” _final countdown plays_
I was expecting a TWDG joke
@@jahsehlovette3618 I was expecting Iron Maiden as their 2010 album was titled The Final Frontier, Sean loves metal but his mind went to Europe instead of Maiden
Captain Picard is disappointed in you Jack.
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DADADA DAAAA
DADA DA DA DA DA DAAAA
DADA DAAA
DADA DAAA DAAA DAAA DAAA
DAAA DAAA
DADADADADAAAA
I seriously did the exact same thing, and I'm so glad I'm not the only one 😀
Jack: *Turns Around
Sean's Camera: *Crab Rave
Jack: *having fun playing golf*
Camera: boioioioioioing
Jack: just don’t look at it
Me: *continues to stare at it the whole video*
Jack: "It's me! I've been here for millions of years!"
Jack is an actual god, confirmed. (Or a demi-god at the very least.)
Comical Sanswich (Sir Pun-a-ton) what can i say except you’re welcome?
imagine if that was true and jack was actually a god of games, destined to spend the eternity playing games and recording youtube videos.
tbf for a couple hundred years i wouldn't mind it, afterall, if you're immortal there's not really any reason to not waste your time or go insane.
Interesting theory, but video games were only invented super recently. Like, within Jack's lifetime, almost. Maybe a couple years before. Wouldn't fit with the millions of years thing.
BUT. I love the idea. And you're right, it wouldn't be a bad idea for an immortal. Like, you have nothing but time, why not spend it on something like games?
Jack is DINOSAUR CONFIRMED
@@PlotMasterX _Video_ games are new, but games as a general thing have been around for at least as long as humanity has existed.
0:50 “Don’t look directly at him he’s like a enderman he will come for you”
Me: *Stares at the cardboard cut out for the next minute and a half*
I already watched this but i am definitely willing to watch this again
I'm surprised that Jack didn't say "I love balls!" while playing this game.
I haven’t heard him say that in years
RIP happy wheels 😭
When is a potato not Irish?
When it’s a French fry
Ha
Cringe but i liked cuz i love potatoes
French fries come from Belgium btw
Badump ts
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.