Dude, Stop! Seriously, Just Stop It
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- Dude, Stop! Seriously, Just Stop It
Original Video ► • I AM A MONSTER! | Dude...
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Game Link ► store.steampowered.com/app/57...
Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
/ pixlpit
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - Hry
"A cat says.."
Jack:I wanna go home and die.
" *correct* "
Hey dude!
Narrator here :D
Thanks for playing the game again, I hope you enjoyed it :)
p.s We've actually met at Insomnia in the vip room ;D Small world
TheDragonHat hey how are you'r
TheDragonHat you'r awesome ;)
Nooo...
You're awesome and your voice is amazing :) You did great.
Whaaat😮?????.........
“This is definitely a vibrator”
“Oh, that’s for my mother in law”
Wait-
r/holup
What are you doing step son?
When did you tell me you had a mom and your mom was a devil
Are you winning son
Embagle
a cat says: * Blank * jack: "i wanna go home and die." narrarator: "Correct!"
Huh?
Jack: "The cat is a shithead!"
Narrator: "Correct!"
32:07
Narrator: 'A dog says 'Woof'. A cat says'
Jack: I wanna go home and die!
Narrator: 'Correct!'
A dog says: "Woof"
A cat says: "I wanna go home and die!"
Narrator says: "Correct"
32:02
I've seen a thousand people commenting that, but you're the only one with a time stamp (so far).
IT'S TOO FUNNY
@@liviadarling8577 why do you use your real name you idiot!
This is exactly what I was thinking
@@liviadarling8577 uh oh looks like we have a catfisher over here
The most I smiled all day was when he called us his friends
And then in the 24 million subscriber video he called us his friends again!
@@hyperion1377 if: u
Irish together strong
9:35 You're welcome :)
@@holly5329 so nice
31:00 “Blood for the Blood God” -Jacksepticeye
TechnoBLADEEEEE Is sHakInG
I was gonna comment that lmao Jack really went *foreshadowing*
"a cat says"
"I wanna go home and die."
"CORRECT!"
ikr lol
Mood.
That was just perfect.
kytekitty JEFF it that ain't me
kytekitty JEFF i think that cat is my spirit animal in social gatherings
jack: “that’s definitely a vibrator”
narrator: “that’s for my mom”
perfect 😂
Ikr😁
Time line?
Mother in law*
Hahahaha
@@Misterbeaets Y-your profile pic, are you my brother?
Hey, the cake wasn't a lie after all.
:D
Oh damn L taking a break from the Kira case to watch CZcams. How's being dead?
@@samanthafreeman8012 You know, the usual. A bit boring, but nothing I can't handle.
*”Activating The Deadly Neuro Toxins”*
“Perfect! It’s covered in flies and sh.t, just like me!”
Why is this the mood 24/7
Jack: I want to go home and die
Narrator : correct
Lol
I was just about to comment that
Will Brennan That broke me!😂
Jeez XD Andy is mean lmfaooooooo (The narrators name is andy-)
Timestamp: 32:02
"All my friends are already watching."
*HEART LEAPS OUT OF CHEST*
ARE WE ALL YOUR FRIENDS?!
"Zelda is the character you play as..."
my gamer instincts: :| No, just no....please no
I’m hoping he was joking for the joke of getting them wrong
But don't get mad I got it wrong when I first started
@@primera1679 I mean I always like a good story line so when I got my first Zelda game I knew most of the characters because I loved the story I do miss the flute imagine trying to play that on the switch now XD
Who do you play as? I’ve never played Zelda so in curious. Is it link? Is link even in that game lol ok idk
@@mandanakafashinamdar1873 yes you play as Link LMAO. your "girlfriend" is Zelda
the game: "here is your cup!"
Jack: hesitantly "That's what she said?" - Jack 2018
"Im red, green colorblind"
Channel is literally built around green
No it’s red 🤣
He *did* say his favourite colour was red...
No, it's built around RED because that's his favorite color and he just couldn't tell
It’s even funnier cause his favorite color is red
you know hes joking right???????????????
32:12
-"Cat says..."
-"I wanna go home and die!"
-"Correct!"
MCAFluffy lol
MCAFluffy
You brought me to an ad 🤣🤣
When it said "The sun was dry" for some reason I heard "ThE dOg WaS hIgH"-
Lol
💊🚬🐕
The dog in question: “Yo wassup?”
32:13 Jack: “I wanna go home and die!” The game: “Correct!”
"A cat says?"
"I wanna go home and die!"
"Correct!"
I pissed my self laugh ing
Jack: Yay!
Ya
marshy mini Mini same
The cat says
"I wanna go home and die"
*Correct*
32:09
Narrator: a dog says..
Jack: GIVE ME THE CHEERIOS
“I wanna go home and die.”
“Correct.”
Jack: it looks like a vibrator
Narrator:oh that’s for my mother-in law
Me:*dying of laughter*
Nalu Trash I commented a very similar thing.
Nalu Trash hahaha
samme
Jack: “this is definitely a vibrator”
Narrator: “that’s for my mother in law”
😂😂😂
WTF
LMFAO
O mah gahhhhd
He's not just any narrator. He's ANDY! Remember it respect it!
Andy is the best
“All my friends are already watching”
Me: awwwww
(Still can’t get over that 🥺💕🖐)
9:35 :)
Narrator: [goes away for basicly 10 years] I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONLY TEN SECONDS AND YOU ALREADY BROKE SOMETHING
That's what we call a fourth wall break
Narrator: The cat says?
Jack: I wanna go home and die!
Narrator: correct.
Derp Boss really? Well sorry we have the same taste for comedy :P
Derp Boss ow yea... Yea we did... Dammit
no! the cat goes "woof"
hi
hi
"What does a cat say?"
Jack: I wanna go home and die
"Correct"
28:11 cat: falls without landing on feet
Narrator (girl voice): Cats always land on their feet
Jacksepticeye (stupid mode): they sure do
32:36 ITS A PORTAL REFRENCE!
“The cat says...”
“I want to go home and die.”
“Correct!”
This is me
Jack: all my friends are already watching :)”
Me, in tears: And you’re doing so great
Fun fact: the Narrator also sung the “redstone active” Minecraft parody from years ago, if you remember it
36:06
Ayyyyy a throwback to Undertale!
{ Yukari } boneless water
Nyeheheh!
Nyeheheh!
Narrator: Take this!
Jack: Take this
*sticks middle finger up*
Jack: Haha got em😂
Noice
Deez Nuts
HAH GOTEM
"You're playing as Zelda.."
*_Did he just..._*
I am a Creepynoodle :D your not the only one I promise
Yes... yes he did *trying not to kill him*
r/woooosh
@@kadenpruitt24 I... what?
Katsuki Bakugo the joke is that he said he’s playing as Zelda, knowing fully well that he actually plays as link
Sean: * Plays, " Dude, Stop "
Description: Hmmm... *Happy Wheels*
"When life gives you lemons, drown in its lemon juice because their's not much else you can do"
No you burn life's house down with lemons
As a regular Tetris player, that Tetris puzzle kinda hurt...
Also, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!! With the lemons!!! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon!!!
Appature science at its finest...
Ha ha ha not really you thought I was laughing no I just didn't want you to feel bad umm cus of your generousness
Non. When life gives you lemons squirt them in Life’s eyes and demand more ingredients. Do you know how hard it is to make lemonade with just bloody lemons? Do you?!
daniel c.santana yeah, I’ve tried making lemonade with nothing but mercury... I’ll tell you, that *killed* at the club
inhumanpoppy merde! Sounds like quite a *heavy* drink. I once tried to make wine with bleach, I tell you sir it was to *die* for.
"When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes until you get something better" -quotes
I see your quote, and I raise you one better:
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson
@@speltspirit *coughs*
When life give you lemons...
DON'T MAKE LEMONADE MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK... 😂😂
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life’s eyes, drop kick them in the head while they’re blinded. If the kick doesn’t knock them out, pull out a tranquilizer gun and shoot life. Drag them to an altar, rip out life’s beating heart and ingest the blood to gain immortality.
River Has A Life "anyway, you get back to testing" I swear I'm the only one who notices how sad and defeated he sounds after the quote. He just tells you to get back to testing in a way that makes it sound like he suddenly remembered how close to death he was
22:42 Odd1sout: how dare you
When he broke the fourth wall and said “How are you??” I literally responded and had tears in my eye🥺
“Call the president. Tell him it’s jack, he’ll know what it means.” idk why that killed me 😂
Dumbledore dies in infinity war 😂
Jason Philippe Wtf spoiler alert
I know
Jason Philippe I watched infinity war, so H A H
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
@@caerula same 😂😂😂
“Dumbledore dies in Infinity War” -Jacksepticeye whatever year this was posted
When it said Dumbledore dies I laughed because I just finished his death scene
At least I know his death, and also even if I don't know he will die or not i will still believed he died since him dieing is like his destiny
Jack: *gets the trash trophy*
Me: Honey I'm trash
Robert Guajardo same. I thought for sure that was coming
That's from house flipper
I was waiting for it.
Ellie Noneo'yourbeeswax no kidding. Gold sticky start for you
Jack, I love the vid. Maybe play some Overwatch?
2:05
Ouran High School Host Club all over again
How does this not have more likes--
HA
I always watch through Jack's old videos when I'm sad, but this is gold
This is what I always say to my uncle whenever he's tapping his foot while singing the second song in church.
*12:14** Papyrus's reaction when Sans makes a pun*
Yasssssss
I hate that but I love that.
Undertale!!!!!
Dont even like undertale but that was funny
Yes XD
Wow, jack your intro really touched me. I felt like you were speaking to me personally....I assure you i immediately put my pants back on, and went outside to re-think things. Funny story is, you were right all along. My mother deserves that money. She worked really hard for it. Who do i think i am helping myself to that without permission?
Thank you jack, for always being there, and changing our hearts for the better.
Now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to troll more comment sections.
For real, love your vids man keep up the good work!
ChunChasku i love this comment so much
You're a legend
No, Dragon_Wolf_ You are a legend. Complementing a stranger that you have no fact about just to make him feel better, it´s something just the strongest men could do, something only gods, jack with his pma and will smith could pull off, being a legend! So thank you, for existing in my life!
patris ghazanfari this whole community is legendary
No, patris ghazanfari, YOU'RE a legend!
11:58
Game: "Ever heard of a butterfly effect?"
CC : Ever heard of a Buddha f*cked
I love how he’s roasting Andy :D
"zelda is the character you play as"
candi YT im happy im not the only one who caught it
Same
Same here
Whos mans
Ikr
Learning about animals;
"The cat says;"
"I want to go home and die!"
"Correct" 😂😂😂
"The cat is in the kitchen"
"The cat is a sh*thead"
"Correct"
Misshowzat
That pack is so much fun to break!
“The cat wants to go outside
“The cat wants to go to hell”
True😂😂😂
Hahahaha
Narrator: Did the Doggy deserve to stay outside?
Jack: *WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF*
Narrator: Very good Answer
When he failed the pizza he was starting to form a pentagram by accident lol
I love how the dog just barks incessantly while the sun slowly sets and all the lights click on.
Honey... I'm traaash!
DANGIT!! i had to delete my comment after seeing this XD lucky son of a b-
Amanthony you’re not the only one
Jacob Dailey
omg i feel you man heh
Rip missions in house flipper
Does she take out out at least?
I love Andy’s voice as he narrates
Agreed
Indeed
YAS
god i love that "top of the morning laddies it jacksepticeye"
15:45
"and we also know that the cematrail is TURNING THE FROGS GAY-" LMAOOSJDUWBFODBE 💀💀💀
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!!! There's a spider on my roof and I didn't notice until my outro... - Jacksepticeye 2018
He kept telling his honey he was trash... Now he has the trophy to prove it!
When you know who is voicing the narrator.
I was definitely expecting the lemons
Jack: Im right your wrong shut up
Me: Eugene is that you?
HFHUDJD GO SEARCH FOR MY COMMENT I SAID THE SAME THING 😂😂👌👌
not really but related
Lmao
brilliant try guys reference. all hail the rank king
you
try guys fans, LOVE IT
*Z A C H S T O O O O P*
*Z A C H YOURE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE*
Kelly McMahan 🤣🤣
Who's Zach?
Dont know him? Poor you ;_;
*ZACC GETS IN A BIIIG PROBLEM*
*ZACH GETS HAS THE COPS POINTING THEIR GUNS AT HIM*
O mah gah yaaaaaaaaas
"do cats realize their feet are their hands and vice versa?" Jack:*frantically looking around* Wait a minute...
This is wholesome and funny and I found it hard to stop giggling
I Cant even because I know the person who voiced dude stop! not personally but if you wanna know him, His channel is called thedragonhat.
He also voices characters in Aphmau's Mystreet, Pheonix drop high, Minecraft Diaries and more!
His name is Andy
*deep breath*
andyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ANDY!!!!!
Anaya Morris
who me?
Thx
He helped in a Septicplier fanfic LMAOOOOOOOO
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Robsonski96 YES! LET’S NOT JUST BURN THE HOUSES DOWN. LETS BURN EVERYTHING ON EARTH!!!!!
"Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. not after what happened last time." ~ Robsonski96 after burning down houses with lemons
👏👏👏👏
jackscepticye actually looked like he wanted to cry when he got the tiny cup
when you love andy (the narrator) and sean this video is just great
*HONEY!*
Yes, darling?
*STAHP!*
Zevastian 1991 omg you have Sam in your name??
?
Zevastian 1991 9
Gucci u just have to be that one person to ask the question
He is a sponsorer. . . thing, he sponsored the channel
"My name is Connor, I'm the.... *"DUDE STOP"*
the meme is over now
Scary videos Nah bitch
U No Mem lerd
Scary videos no stop advertising
Scary videos all you do is repost. You could get a copyright strike if I felt like reporting you.
Overactive Imagination
He has asked me to subscribe to him twice and that's just today
I waited after the outro and got to watch more of the playthrough
Anyone else smile hearing Andy's voice everytime they rewatch people play this game?
Woman: "A cat says..."
Jack: "I wanna go home and *die"*
Woman: *"Correct!"*
I'm dead! 😂
32:02 for anyone wondering
So is the cat!
I guess you're a cat then
Wow, adding emojis really makes it funnier, doesn't it?
No, the CAT is dead
Y’all know what time it’s is??
*_ITS TIME TO STOP_*
Min Yxxngi NEVVERRRRR!! XD
FILTHY FRANK
- WITH THE STALE MEMES.
no not today lol
32:12
Narrator: "a cat says.."
Jack: "I WANNA GO HOME AND DIE"
Narrator: "correct!"
ZIWJEJEIENEUBDJSNEND 💀💀💀
The guy who tells you the instructions, his name is Andy.(i don’t know his last name, but he is in another CZcamsrs videos.)
He is in Aphmau’s video’s, he play Garroth.
The game: The cat says-
“I wanna go home and die!”
Also the game: Correct.
😂😂😂
This game reminds me to "There is no Game" and "Stanley Parable" I love the games with a narrator
I feel bad for everyone who haven’t watched Harry Potter yet :(
The narrator should be sued for just straight up spoilers.
Same bro
Me when teachers give me homework 19:21
Stop it! Get some help!)
Michael Jordan, is dat you?
IvanDaiLaFeeD :D DEATH NOTE
IvanDaiLaFeeD :D I like your death note channel pic
37:03 when life gives you lemons you say "I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!!!!!"
Tape woman: "A cat says.."
Sean: "I wanna go home and die"
Tape woman: *"Correct."*
Ever just go back on Jacks videos and get really excited hearing the outro?
Dumbledore dies in infinity war...
Lel
43 people died and IDC.
Potterhead spotted???
WHAT!!!!!!
36:58
"When life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade."
- Cave Johnson, 2011
Instead, you write in comic sans
Narrator: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR ME
Jack and Mark: the ADD demon took over
“A cat says:”
*”I want to go home and die.”*
“Correct!”
Narrator: now there’s only ONE place to put it.
Jack: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
"Do you need to talk all the time?" Said the pot to the kettle
13:22
*when I see a fish in a sewer*
Sean: calls a golf club a "driver"
Also Sean:calls a trophy a gold plunger.