How ASIAN Parents Clean Your Room

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  • čas přidán 31. 12. 2022
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  • @rusty4880
    @rusty4880 Před rokem +23513

    “Hello aliens my son is a failure"😭😭😭
    that got me

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 Před rokem +35

      ​@EmptyMT0based

    • @MrObasilawrence
      @MrObasilawrence Před rokem +55

      Snitching to E.T.😂

    • @4shhhhhhhh
      @4shhhhhhhh Před rokem

      @Empty you’re sex offender, I think that’s what it’s called

    • @19vangogh94
      @19vangogh94 Před rokem +35

      Cracked me up as well ngl 😂

    • @VolionOfficial
      @VolionOfficial Před rokem +13

      @Correctical what do u try to achieve? You paste that Pingu's sound link under every comment lol

  • @harlekingnapmaster3986
    @harlekingnapmaster3986 Před rokem +20730

    "What's my Steven's internet history?"
    "I can't tell you that."
    *Son Teleports into the room*
    "Hey, what's going on"

  • @VALVE_4EVA
    @VALVE_4EVA Před rokem +2474

    The girlfriend question is too relatable
    “Don’t give time to girls!”
    “Also when u getting married your mother want to know lah”

    • @ellevillamor4454
      @ellevillamor4454 Před 7 měsíci +42

      Because they expect you to have an arranged marriage 😅

    • @Allenyayy
      @Allenyayy Před 7 měsíci

      @@ellevillamor4454no traditionally they arrange it for u

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@ellevillamor4454”all you aunties think something wrong with you lah”

    • @deepflare1028
      @deepflare1028 Před 4 měsíci +15

      ​​@@ellevillamor4454 No wonder my parents fight all the time 😅

    • @ellevillamor4454
      @ellevillamor4454 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@deepflare1028 😭😅🤣

  • @afailure537
    @afailure537 Před 11 měsíci +369

    “So dirty!”
    *literally wearing shoes in an Asian house*

    • @gachaevil1773
      @gachaevil1773 Před 4 měsíci +21

      He broken the Asian rule … always take your shoes off when you are at home

    • @Starlight_Andro
      @Starlight_Andro Před 2 měsíci +5

      underrated comment

    • @chaoschappell1672
      @chaoschappell1672 Před měsícem +3

      Even us southerners can afford to take our shoes off 80% of the time.

  • @TomNook.
    @TomNook. Před rokem +89536

    16: "don't talk to girls, focus on school!"
    18: "don't talk to girls, focus on college!"
    22: "don't talk to girls, focus on your career!"
    23: "when are you getting married?"

    • @dialga1582
      @dialga1582 Před rokem +17

      @Empty What the fuck did I just read

    • @DreamcoreMills_Editz
      @DreamcoreMills_Editz Před rokem +2613

      Tom Nook stop taking my bells 😂

    • @thee.stickman__
      @thee.stickman__ Před rokem

      @@EmptyMT0bro wtf is wrong with you. Making jokes about r*pe isn’t funny

    • @samsilverman8579
      @samsilverman8579 Před rokem +903

      ​@Empty I'm sorry what

    • @China-Franceball__Anti-sexual
      @China-Franceball__Anti-sexual Před rokem +612

      @@EmptyMT0 this isn't funny at all if you don't know how painful is a r*pe is. If you got r*pe by someone... YOU'LL UNDERSTAND HOW PAINFUL THE R*PE IS!
      Edit: this is what happens a channel name "Empty" he's a bot he deleted his account, i was happy now people keep saying "What did he say?" He say he like to r@pe a child. Now can you guys shut up i want some peace.

  • @skibbbidi
    @skibbbidi Před rokem +6702

    “This the stuff I used to deal in high school”
    🚨⚠️EXPOSED

  • @abdurahmonsunnatulloh3968
    @abdurahmonsunnatulloh3968 Před 11 měsíci +147

    "He's doing drugs" killed me 😂🤣

  • @charlesmao7743
    @charlesmao7743 Před rokem +477

    The marriage part couldn't be more accurate. First asking you not to date, and then asking you when they're gonna get a grandchild. How about this? I adopt you a cat 🙂

    • @ThatStrangerwhopostvids
      @ThatStrangerwhopostvids Před 7 měsíci +4

      Nice

    • @ChibiOlia
      @ChibiOlia Před 7 měsíci +32

      "based on the time you gave me to date, which was a total of 4h, I could only take a bus to a shelter and get a cat. The cat agreed to acting like a baby though, so I got you covered"

    • @YTCuteBacon
      @YTCuteBacon Před 4 měsíci

      @teddywang89 da hail meme

    • @j.burgundy499
      @j.burgundy499 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Cats are the best.

  • @omgsnoopii_
    @omgsnoopii_ Před rokem +12856

    “You shouldn’t hang out with girls”
    “Also your mother wants to know when ur getting married”

  • @kas7145
    @kas7145 Před rokem +3606

    Family: No dating until you're 30
    You, at 25: *single*
    Family: So why aren't you married yet?

  • @noplans4595
    @noplans4595 Před rokem +923

    ,,Hallo Aliens, my son's a failure"
    This got me dead dude..😂🤣
    Edit:OMG 846 LIKES?! TYSM!!!
    Edit 2:OMG?! TYSM!!
    Edit 3:YAY 862 LIKE!!! THANKS!!
    Edit 4:TYSM FOR 880 LIKES!!
    Edit 5: TYSM FOR 906 LIKES

  • @kaibosong6428
    @kaibosong6428 Před rokem +30

    “Hello Aliens,*MY SONS A FAILURE*
    got me laughing sooo hard😂 😂😂😂😂

  • @kaiocrap6965
    @kaiocrap6965 Před rokem +5646

    “He’s doing drugs. I use to deal this in high school” 😂

  • @purple_crystals
    @purple_crystals Před rokem +1779

    "He's doing drugs, You think I don't know what this? This is the stuff I used to deal in high school"
    Bro what? 💀

    • @welhalm8278
      @welhalm8278 Před rokem +93

      How do you think he got the money to start a career

    • @SadmanWahidZihad
      @SadmanWahidZihad Před rokem +17

      Bruh idk why but whenever I see a comment with so many likes and it has only 1 reply..... I can't take it
      So where ya go

    • @werhui2935
      @werhui2935 Před rokem +4

      Idk 😨

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza Před rokem +14

      "Yeah you know they didn't have those fancy venging machines back when I was in high school! If you wanted this you had to find a dealer! 15 dollar a pop! They take any less they are a failure!"

    • @ignistrum
      @ignistrum Před rokem

      lmao this is the actual comment that made me laugh irl 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @annobakradze3915
    @annobakradze3915 Před 6 měsíci +10

    “Steven why you never in your room, where do you live?”😂😂

  • @carloschoo3129
    @carloschoo3129 Před rokem +873

    This is so true
    As an Asian myself, I can say 90% of the video is true
    If a pc of paper is on the floor, my dad will say,” why tf r u treating your room like a garbage can??!!! Might as well not live here.”

    • @carloschoo3129
      @carloschoo3129 Před 10 měsíci +27

      Don’t worry @@LaylaUnicornlover101-bd3qx every Asian is used to being scolded for the tiniest of reasons

    • @DH-Dorado-Horizonte
      @DH-Dorado-Horizonte Před 10 měsíci +12

      ​@@LaylaUnicornlover101-bd3qxit all depends how you cop with stress you seen to have a low level of taking stress...

    • @DH-Dorado-Horizonte
      @DH-Dorado-Horizonte Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@LaylaUnicornlover101-bd3qx well depends how hyper active, how well you behave or listen, because most kids now days think they have it figure out and know all answer lol soooo sometimes a litle hard love dont hurt is just when we are kids we make it harder on our self just because we dont understand or dont wnat to understand and have a hard time controlling our emotions... even do im over 30 still dooo dum shit my self lol....

    • @DH-Dorado-Horizonte
      @DH-Dorado-Horizonte Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@vsbltnyn yes i agree to some extend, like if your doing good in school they should say good job keep it up. But not to treat you like trash. My son I sream at him or correct but when he doing dum shit or dangerous things. But he doing a good job I treat acordedling, I praise him and do reward him once in a while and also give him affection, help him out when need it, correction whe need it, also the correct information, ethics and culture, I hug him and show him afection but also whe he doing dum shit I do correct him accordling. Being a parent aint easy eather cant be to nice, lovy or to nasty, mean, or ingnoring as well or not being on top of them as well. I had a hard life growing up. I can relate, but I have change many aspects of my up brigings. Well being depending on someone eles is bad. Hopelly son you growup and mature is hard I understand. Im not using growup or mature as words to insult is just a tresh hold on our minds we go trouhg, you need to recover from that mental damage and learn to live with out the need of someone else telling you nice things or validation. Once you over that you become a stronger and fiercen person. I not saying not having any one to tell you positive things a good boyfriend thats there for everything and you can count on that person on anything not just sex. I been with my wife over ten years and we had hit many bumps on the road and we trust each other that we can tell just by looking at each other face when something is wrong. Think positive and make an awesome and happy future for your self, believe in yourself and keep moving forward and find meaning for our existence in the milky way....sometimes we just make things tooo complicated for no reason cheeer up😁

    • @Other-AllOfTheAbove
      @Other-AllOfTheAbove Před 10 měsíci +6

      ​@@LaylaUnicornlover101-bd3qxcultures are different. Ethnocentrism detected.

  • @Hanzo1Shot
    @Hanzo1Shot Před rokem +6096

    Siri's the goat for not telling him his search history

  • @WarPigstheHun
    @WarPigstheHun Před rokem +4363

    "Don't leave your room until you become Doctor with grandchild."

  • @Asmo._.
    @Asmo._. Před 11 měsíci +79

    Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the pause of thought Steven’s dad had when he was trying to remember what the Signal Transmitter was called

  • @Lattenkiste
    @Lattenkiste Před rokem +27

    The fact that Aubrey Plaza is his wallpaper 😂😂😂

  • @ToastiHatesPoppyPlaytime
    @ToastiHatesPoppyPlaytime Před rokem +2180

    "MY son's a failure!"
    Also him: " *Proceeds to talk to a toilet paper roll*

    • @Ritercrazy
      @Ritercrazy Před rokem +26

      That TP thingy should be an internet sensation and meme.

    • @ToastiHatesPoppyPlaytime
      @ToastiHatesPoppyPlaytime Před rokem +4

      @@Ritercrazy yes.

    • @RM-cw1ix
      @RM-cw1ix Před rokem +8

      For those who don't know, the TP bit is from an old video; it's fantastic!!

    • @ToastiHatesPoppyPlaytime
      @ToastiHatesPoppyPlaytime Před rokem

      @@RM-cw1ix it's a joke? 😶

    • @RM-cw1ix
      @RM-cw1ix Před rokem +1

      @@ToastiHatesPoppyPlaytime Yeah, it's a joke, a really funny one. If I remember it, I'll link it here for you

  • @Pneumonological
    @Pneumonological Před rokem +1802

    He's not necessarily a bad dad, he just didn't want his son dealing drugs like he did

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie Před rokem +63

      The best parents want their kids to have better lives than they did xD

    • @letschaos2449
      @letschaos2449 Před rokem

      dont be sorry, be better
      -probaly some angry bald guy with weird tattoos and ashy skin

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 Před rokem +39

      He's the definnition of "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed"

    • @moofe4274
      @moofe4274 Před rokem +5

      Just like my dad fr

    • @tdws52s
      @tdws52s Před rokem +17

      He isn't bad he is just Asian

  • @Frogwearinghat
    @Frogwearinghat Před rokem +10

    "Hello aliens my sons a failure" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @susanhill2110
    @susanhill2110 Před rokem +10

    Damn he’d seriously have a heart attack if he saw my daughter’s bedroom 😂😂

  • @xtremekhalidyt5010
    @xtremekhalidyt5010 Před rokem +870

    “He’s doing drugs.” The 100% natural juice 💀💀💀.

  • @aubreyandstella8166
    @aubreyandstella8166 Před rokem +1584

    “Don’t be hanging around girls. Also when you getting married your mother wants to know.” Got me💀

    • @jaehaha
      @jaehaha Před rokem +27

      He's either trying to not make his son gay, or trying to make his son gay

    • @danceordrink
      @danceordrink Před rokem +2

      @@jaehaha hahaha

    • @imanbatrisyia1929
      @imanbatrisyia1929 Před rokem

      You have a lot of likes but only 2 comments? Let me fix that for you bro.

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. Před 6 měsíci +1

      “All your auntie think something wrong with you lah

  • @KitsuyuutsuR
    @KitsuyuutsuR Před rokem +6

    Steven’s dad would have a heart attack in my house 😂

  • @lord_donut9191
    @lord_donut9191 Před rokem +4

    That could come straight from my Grandpa 😂

  • @notme7035
    @notme7035 Před rokem +5320

    What Asian parents expect you to do:
    Talking to guys/girls:❎
    Start hanging out:❎
    Get in a relationship:❎
    Get married:✅

    • @TimJSwan
      @TimJSwan Před rokem +38

      LOL

    • @binoymathew246
      @binoymathew246 Před rokem +73

      Tis be true. I'll never understand. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @yaybtw1815
      @yaybtw1815 Před rokem +54

      Usually people with such parents date in secret

    • @RyomenSukuna123
      @RyomenSukuna123 Před rokem +61

      Because it's arranged marriage for Asian family 😂

    • @marcellinuschristian8008
      @marcellinuschristian8008 Před rokem +34

      In very conservative asian family...as a son / daughter you only focus to become rich to "make your parent proud" / elevate family name...then after your parent decided it is time for you to get married they will conduct arrange marriage with their son/daughter of their business partner to benefit both families.

  • @MP-tz7mf
    @MP-tz7mf Před rokem +4990

    The sad part is when they actually clean your room and everything's just gone.

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 Před rokem +149

      That.. just sounds like abuse to me.. stripping kids of any right to privacy or individuality without their knowledge or consent and getting rid of things that might be important to them sounds evil..

    • @afifahputri559
      @afifahputri559 Před rokem +148

      @@table2.0 abuse? Sounds like abuse for spoiled kids maybe
      Privacy? All ive known abt privacy with my family is just the toilet and when im changing

    • @bananamat111
      @bananamat111 Před rokem +216

      @@table2.0 I don’t think u understood, I am sure they meant that when our asian parents clean our rooms, everything is in another place, and we can’t find our stuff again hahaha (sorry if my English is bad)

    • @kitchenfloor
      @kitchenfloor Před rokem +46

      @@table2.0 happens to me a lot, I have zero privacy or barely any friends because I feel like they’d hate my friends

    • @Zangelin
      @Zangelin Před rokem

      @@table2.0 a VERY white person wrote this.

  • @BrandonCamera345
    @BrandonCamera345 Před 7 měsíci +3

    'This is the stuff i used to deal in highscholl" 💀 Got me. Rolling on the floor💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lolbit-fd8kh
    @Lolbit-fd8kh Před 5 měsíci +3

    *turns lamp on* "OH MY GOD I TURNED IT ON"

  • @Piiiiiiiiit
    @Piiiiiiiiit Před rokem +1336

    Him looking at the pen on the floor and acting like a tornado ripped through the place is giving the same energy as my mom at dinner when something falls off my plate and onto the table

    • @alienpl107
      @alienpl107 Před rokem +9

      Can relate

    • @kas7145
      @kas7145 Před rokem +35

      Or that one pea left and you get the "There are starving people in China" look

    • @MP-tz7mf
      @MP-tz7mf Před rokem +26

      ​@@kas7145 lol I know that look! One grain of rice and it feels like you're starving a whole country, I swear.

    • @Kashimoyomom
      @Kashimoyomom Před rokem +5

      100% accurate if you are a Asian

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers Před rokem

      Lol

  • @imjusthere7569
    @imjusthere7569 Před rokem +415

    Everyones parents:“Why you never in your room?”
    Also everyone’s parents: “yOur iN yOur rOoM tOo mUcH”

    • @mekaylareddy1496
      @mekaylareddy1496 Před rokem +3

      Youre

    • @lunerlilly
      @lunerlilly Před rokem +6

      ​@@mekaylareddy1496 It's derp speech, it's supposed to be wrong.

    • @uncolored2060
      @uncolored2060 Před rokem +3

      @@lunerlilly considering pfp, that could be an actual mistake

    • @TelevisionNTheatre
      @TelevisionNTheatre Před rokem

      ​@@uncolored2060 Small question, why based off of their profile picture? Anyone can make that mistake.

    • @Angel_Love6680
      @Angel_Love6680 Před rokem

      ​@@TelevisionNTheatre Thank you! finally someone said it.

  • @TheSalemGamer-MinecraftRoblox

    What would the world be like without Steven's dad?

  • @berniemadoff7837
    @berniemadoff7837 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "This the stuff I used to deal in high school"
    I feel you, Bro 😂

  • @netra389
    @netra389 Před rokem +565

    “Hello aliens, my son’s a failure”💀

    • @Ali_BS
      @Ali_BS Před rokem +3

      💀💀💀

    • @thalyanamuniz
      @thalyanamuniz Před rokem +2

      Lmao nooo 💀😂

    • @dawn_8691
      @dawn_8691 Před rokem +3

      Steven's dad even wants the universe to know his son's a failure 💀💀💀

  • @Aidens_crib
    @Aidens_crib Před rokem +3754

    Lol my asian parents when I miss the bus should be next
    Edit: MoM iM fAmOuS

    • @aldanyiu4352
      @aldanyiu4352 Před rokem +35

      You guys got buses?

    • @preethavijeshkumar2358
      @preethavijeshkumar2358 Před rokem +59

      i walk past the north korean border to get to school

    • @ghonisuper3673
      @ghonisuper3673 Před rokem +11

      You wouldn't believe me,i walk 500 meter to go to school when i am in highschool..💪

    • @honey10tionup17
      @honey10tionup17 Před rokem +1

      ​@@BloodyBaseballs6053 I think theyeant school busses lol

    • @donendean7102
      @donendean7102 Před rokem +4

      @@ghonisuper3673 that's not a lot

  • @sgtshuler
    @sgtshuler Před rokem +16

    The last part is so accurate...
    - You must focus pn your studies, don't even think of something else! Why are you single btw? We want our grandchildren!

  • @aldrinmacaoay9410
    @aldrinmacaoay9410 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "hes doing drugs" got me laughing

  • @Me-zc9cv
    @Me-zc9cv Před rokem +1400

    If one pen on the floor is messy than my room is a dumpster

    • @birb70
      @birb70 Před rokem +12

      same 😭

    • @celesteha7492
      @celesteha7492 Před rokem +24

      Nah that’s accurate. My mom literally called my room a pig nest.

    • @Me-zc9cv
      @Me-zc9cv Před rokem +8

      @@celesteha7492 can't be worse than mine I assure you

    • @minbcraft
      @minbcraft Před rokem +6

      same lmao i got one piece of toilet paper lying around my room is apparently a wasteland

    • @mangozine8171
      @mangozine8171 Před rokem +3

      The pen made the floor so Messi not messy

  • @asianstryder8514
    @asianstryder8514 Před rokem +2197

    dude the girlfriend thing is so accurate. every time just casually talking to a girl my dad think they’re my girlfriend. AND DUDE i hanged out with my cousin who’s like the couple months younger than me and he thought she was my girlfriend until i told him that shes my cousin and you literally met her like a thousand times.
    edit: thanks for 2k likes :)

    • @emilyb.7572
      @emilyb.7572 Před rokem +99

      Omg the girlfriend thing is so accurate for me too, except it would be boyfriend in my case. My parents are super protective and every time I mention a boy who is a friend (I have a lot of those but only because I go to a high school in rodeo country), they always have to pop the “is that your boyfriend” question. They think they are so slick with it because they laugh it off and pretend like they are just joking and then say something like “no wait is that really your boyfriend “ because they are so nervous of their baby girl spending time with someone other than her parents. It’s at the point where I have to hide my boyfriend from my dad, and my mom hasn’t even met him yet.

    • @MALE_04.
      @MALE_04. Před rokem +89

      Your dad thought your cousin was your girlfriend? Sounds like some Alabama energy.

    • @knicks5426
      @knicks5426 Před rokem +23

      @@emilyb.7572 sounds like disaster waiting to happen
      They gotta meet at some point

    • @emilyb.7572
      @emilyb.7572 Před rokem +12

      @@knicks5426 maybe someday, but as I’m just a 15 year old I don’t think its really necessary yet. My mom has also advised I don’t say anything to my dad because he’s borderline abusive and really weird about stuff like that.

    • @adoraalohalani3183
      @adoraalohalani3183 Před rokem +1

      Damn I feel your pain

  • @crystalscamera5980
    @crystalscamera5980 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "He doin drugs the stuff i used to deal with in high school" LOL 😂

  • @kristinegutmane7127
    @kristinegutmane7127 Před rokem +2

    ''he's doing drugs, don't think i don't know what this is? i used to deal it in high school'' part was funny af, it got me laughing out loud like crazy also another bannger from Steven he

  • @shinzo5744
    @shinzo5744 Před rokem +260

    "Hallo Aliens! My son a failure"
    This man signed handedly prevented Aliens from attacking earth 💀

    • @imogenmoeai6262
      @imogenmoeai6262 Před rokem +3

      This is why I say that every day, to anything out there ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • @akistar5363
    @akistar5363 Před rokem +579

    "He's doing drugs" got me

  • @JuNgWoNnIe_Enhypen
    @JuNgWoNnIe_Enhypen Před 7 měsíci +2

    The “Where do you live” got me 😂

  • @idi0t24-7_
    @idi0t24-7_ Před 9 měsíci +1

    “He’s doing drugs” LOL THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING HE SAID

  • @CanonicalKaoru
    @CanonicalKaoru Před rokem +467

    The "don't talk to (opposite gender)" followed by "when you getting married" be accurate af

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Před rokem +715

    Parents: See a single dust particle in our rooms.
    Also our parents: It seems like this room hasn't been cleaned since the Stone Age.

  • @TrainGuy765
    @TrainGuy765 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Bro you made me laugh so hard!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep up the amazing videos and work!!!

  • @OriginalAfricanTales
    @OriginalAfricanTales Před 4 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Steven's dad" is by far my favorite

  • @impressively.stoopid
    @impressively.stoopid Před rokem +2663

    Asian parents: Why doesn't my son have a girlfriend?
    Also asian parents: Stay away from girls, don't give time to girls
    Edit: I really appreciate the likes!

    • @aishalee5924
      @aishalee5924 Před rokem +31

      Apparently what I’ve been told they expect you to do it in secret 🤐

    • @robertbusselmaier
      @robertbusselmaier Před rokem +14

      The anti boyfriend arsenal of an American: fifty different rifles, pistols, and grenades
      Asians: katanas and shoes

    • @laurenhogan5897
      @laurenhogan5897 Před rokem +5

      Nah this is literally every adult in my family with kids and/or grandkids 😂

    • @DaiMoscv
      @DaiMoscv Před rokem +2

      And here I am, I hope my mom is proud now

    • @feroxino1051
      @feroxino1051 Před rokem

      Then we turn up with a boyfriend and announce imminent marriage after some years and we have an architecture major too

  • @agnormous_music
    @agnormous_music Před rokem +174

    'Why you never in your room?
    Where do you live?'
    Got me 😂

  • @user-qm6eh5gw8l
    @user-qm6eh5gw8l Před 8 měsíci +1

    "This is the stuff I used to deal in highschool" got me😂

  • @n9vicemtb
    @n9vicemtb Před rokem +2

    The signal ............... Transmitter 😅

  • @CR-KAJ8
    @CR-KAJ8 Před rokem +4716

    That part about not hanging around girls because they are a distraction, but hey when you getting married is too real.
    Edit: this comment blew up I mean it's really gotten out of hand... And what's going on in the reply comments?🙃

    • @JefePlaysYT
      @JefePlaysYT Před rokem +26

      They want a guy of course

    • @gracefully_livy
      @gracefully_livy Před rokem +13

      ​@@JefePlaysYTno

    • @venerablewu8744
      @venerablewu8744 Před rokem +21

      Woman only slow down the speed at which you draw the sword

    • @oranger.
      @oranger. Před rokem +6

      ​@@venerablewu8744Obviously women don't let you draw out your "sword".

    • @randomguy1401
      @randomguy1401 Před rokem +6

      ​@@venerablewu8744 wait- why would you draw it out without a woman- unless. Bro's doing self pleasure

  • @galaxysports66
    @galaxysports66 Před rokem +2

    “I saw a girl in the shops while I was in holidays on the other side of the world,is that your girlfriend?”

  • @aigyosagie3821
    @aigyosagie3821 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Everyone's just gonna ignore how Steven just suddenly shows up when his Dad tried checking his browsing history 😂💔

  • @hightunnel2723
    @hightunnel2723 Před rokem +747

    Bahahahah it’s accurate when he points at the computer and asks if it’s his girlfriend.
    My grandma always saw ads on the computer screen and would go “WHOS THAT”

    • @Red-yz6fl
      @Red-yz6fl Před rokem +48

      I'm pretty sure that's lesson #1 in the how to be a grandma class.

    • @hardik602
      @hardik602 Před rokem +1

      Hi

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Před rokem +1

      @Vlad V u have a pet sheep?

    • @Karan-ng4sm
      @Karan-ng4sm Před rokem

      ​@Vlad V lol

  • @Lol_okay2024
    @Lol_okay2024 Před rokem +1390

    ‘Why you never in your room?’
    Top ten things you never hear your parents say to u.

    • @Ararami
      @Ararami Před rokem +12

      Fr

    • @marisawu3646
      @marisawu3646 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Depends, if you like to stay alone or you’re introverted you probably always stay in your room. Otherwise you are always hanging out with friends or out and about doing your own thing

    • @Randomxyx
      @Randomxyx Před 7 měsíci

      Fr😂😂😂

  • @billedefoudre
    @billedefoudre Před rokem +1

    Most comic people go for one or two jokes. Steven is a rollercoaster of legendary timings and delivery xD

  • @Recast_VR
    @Recast_VR Před rokem +1

    “Iz dat yor girlfriend dat gril walkin paste da house iz dat yo girlfriend?”
    That bit had me laughing😂😂😂

  • @mr.amongus5210
    @mr.amongus5210 Před rokem +134

    “100 percent natural seltzer. He’s doing drugs.”
    This had me on the floor laughing.

  • @user-li5cr6wv5b
    @user-li5cr6wv5b Před rokem +923

    This guy has made Alexa respond to Siri through a TP roll. Legend

    • @Fortplayzthis
      @Fortplayzthis Před 9 měsíci +5

      just a speaker in the roll lol

    • @cfilorvyls457
      @cfilorvyls457 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@Fortplayzthismodern TP roll actually came with alexa preinstalled now

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 Před 8 měsíci

      Smart TP with Alexa and Siri as assistant to ensure your most precious part clean and refreshed

    • @user-li5cr6wv5b
      @user-li5cr6wv5b Před 8 měsíci

      @@anturanggatantra2137 and also posted on your favorite social media.

  • @mariadmendez7773
    @mariadmendez7773 Před 8 měsíci +1

    If a clothespin is yechnology, then a hair clip is a time machine!😂

  • @fortunekosisochukwu2074
    @fortunekosisochukwu2074 Před rokem +1

    "I saw one of your classmates was a girl, that your girlfriend ?" 😂

  • @socialfreak2
    @socialfreak2 Před rokem +211

    "You don't think I know what this is"
    - most relatable quote said by parents fr

    • @rivencraft1734
      @rivencraft1734 Před 10 měsíci +3

      I just ask them. If I think it's bad for them I Google it and then all them if THEY know what it is

    • @Psych_Major_Blonde
      @Psych_Major_Blonde Před 9 měsíci +2

      My mom thought I hiding marijuana smells in my room just because mint scented lotion spilled on my carpet 🙃. I was in 7th grade (13 years ago), I had zero friends, I had no money, and I always came straight home. I think my mom being Caucasian is a disguise 🥸. Except for when it comes to food.

  • @BrutalJambon
    @BrutalJambon Před rokem +572

    I think the GF thing is common to a lot of parents across the world lmao. And of course there's the famous "Schrödinger's Parents' Approval", where you're supposed to never even talk to girls because you're too young and have to focus on studies, and simultaneously be in a committed relationship with a wedding and a child on the way as soon as you're past 20 years old.

    • @aanchal-annaleedeprince5525
      @aanchal-annaleedeprince5525 Před rokem +29

      This is crazy how people love to impress. I agree with focus on studies but the pressure to marry and have children past twenty is crazy.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Před rokem +19

      don't have Asian parents but this part puzzled me for ages. couldn't solve _Schrödinger's Parents Approval_ ever. it must be one of open science questions whose solution (at least as a theorem) would win one the Nobel Prize

    • @hexmech1893
      @hexmech1893 Před rokem +15

      For Asian Parents, it's about power play, security, and projection especially from the Boomer Generation. They're stuck in the Security Level on the Hierarchy of needs and so is their expectations. And the worst part is that it's inherited. They were exactly the type of kid they don't want you to be and got the same treatment from their parents.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Před rokem +12

      My mum is Irish (born in England, grandparents were Irish immigrants) and she's exactly like this too. I think she accepts that I'm actually asexual to an extent but I still get this crap.

    • @flfb
      @flfb Před rokem +5

      ​@@hexmech1893 it's so interesting how the same results can come from different mindsets with different histories to them. I know a lot of my friends and family (not so much myself, but my folks were counterculture growing up and are somewhat still today) that had the same pressures put on them by parents who framed it as "wanting the best life possible" for their kid as some kind of weird, altruistic motive. The pressure to move out around 20-ish. The pressure to get good grades to get into good universities to get good paying jobs. There's a very narrow definition of what "a better life than we had" means for these parents. Having been raised post-depression, the way to have Made It for them is that comfortable middle-class lifestyle they were pitched growing up so "better" means "that but more". It's all got a kind of 'Catholic guilt' vibe to it imo. The "I make sacrifices every day to provide you the best life so you best be grateful and make the most of it (and also look after me when I'm old instead of put me in a home)" mentality at work.

  • @SyferGD
    @SyferGD Před 10 měsíci +1

    Ohhh thats High Tech Technology got me geared up

  • @ZanjoeMontives
    @ZanjoeMontives Před 7 měsíci +1

    bruh i was thinking when he said signal i was thinking transmitter transmitter transmitter

  • @Imtoopretty195
    @Imtoopretty195 Před rokem +137

    "Where do you live?"
    Im rolling on the floor on the tone💀

  • @reneekadixit8276
    @reneekadixit8276 Před rokem +135

    "Hey aliens, my son's a failure"
    I can't

  • @sahraouiAyhem
    @sahraouiAyhem Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Why is it so messy"
    "Nah I'm a Ronaldo fan bro" 👍

  • @brickegghi12
    @brickegghi12 Před rokem +1

    To the dad ; he was studying so he forgot to put back his pen 💀

  • @aiyanna8914
    @aiyanna8914 Před rokem +75

    Pen *exists*
    “YO DONT CLEAN YOUR ROOM!” “HUH?”

  • @siegeg2fanpage51
    @siegeg2fanpage51 Před rokem +59

    “ohh.. that’s technology”
    “OH I TURNED IT ON!”
    killed me 😭😂

  • @TheEeshita
    @TheEeshita Před 8 měsíci +1

    I just love the father ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @TherealForzaGamer69
    @TherealForzaGamer69 Před 6 měsíci +4

    "Steven! why you never in your room? where do you live?"😂

  • @MagicianStevey
    @MagicianStevey Před rokem +273

    “Don’t hang out with girls you should be doing homework”
    “Also when are you getting married”

  • @chadkangaroo8546
    @chadkangaroo8546 Před rokem +61

    Notice how he didnt record this in his actual room,which probably means he actually didnt clean his room.

  • @Themanhimself000
    @Themanhimself000 Před 4 měsíci +1

    High-tech technology ofcourse 🤣

  • @Straubles
    @Straubles Před 10 dny

    This dude is the reason I keep living💀the pure funniness gets me laughing all the time😅

  • @ender_xx6752
    @ender_xx6752 Před rokem +47

    “What du hail is this your room is so messy!”
    The one pen on the floor:💀

  • @Christian_Ajibodu
    @Christian_Ajibodu Před rokem +30

    😂“Oh, that's some high-tech technology” lol

  • @HopeGowers-Cromie
    @HopeGowers-Cromie Před rokem

    There is no words for how funny this is 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheDogFam
    @TheDogFam Před rokem +2

    This man is a legend right here

  • @korien8976
    @korien8976 Před rokem +439

    I have the feeling that Stevens Dad wouldn't even mind if he came home with a boyfriend as long as that boyfriend isn't a FAILURE.

    • @creepywaffles4783
      @creepywaffles4783 Před rokem +93

      Points to boyfriend “Now THIS! THIS, is a son!!!”

    • @Religion0
      @Religion0 Před 10 měsíci +67

      "Dad, he's a doctor."
      "When are you getting married? Is it today? We are going to the courthouse."

    • @NekoJoyT
      @NekoJoyT Před 10 měsíci +54

      And now instead of comparing Steven with his cousin, he'll do that with his boyfriend lol. "Why isn't he my real son? You're such a FAILURE" lol

    • @HeWhoRoamsAimlessly
      @HeWhoRoamsAimlessly Před 9 měsíci +16

      WHAT DA HAIL 😂

    • @ember1794
      @ember1794 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Or if he is "also" a failure, Dad could bitch about two people

  • @moaxiom4893
    @moaxiom4893 Před rokem +22

    Room: gets piece of dust
    Asian parents: *Inhale-*

  • @Yokyle4356
    @Yokyle4356 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The signal Tower😂

  • @Unknowkn1
    @Unknowkn1 Před rokem +2

    Ah yes, high-tech technology

  • @chunnilal2111
    @chunnilal2111 Před rokem +30

    "Hello aliens, my son is a failure."💀

  • @Pilxan
    @Pilxan Před rokem +36

    I'm not even Asian and I love these videos so much lol

  • @sensei-local
    @sensei-local Před 4 dny

    "if u get merried ur mother want to know" LITERLY GOT MEH ROLLING

  • @Aaronband795
    @Aaronband795 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Nah bro it sends the Batman logo in da night😅

  • @joethecook7260
    @joethecook7260 Před rokem +74

    I wanna meet the guy that plays Steven's father. A legend

    • @freshend440
      @freshend440 Před 8 měsíci +1

      50 likes and no comment? Let me fix this....

    • @catsarelit5305
      @catsarelit5305 Před 8 měsíci +1

      51 likes and no comments lemme fix dat

    • @freshend440
      @freshend440 Před 8 měsíci

      @@catsarelit5305 mmm

    • @Undercover_Smile
      @Undercover_Smile Před 7 měsíci

      64 likes and 3 comments I won't fix it...

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 Před 6 měsíci

      Pretty sure that's Stephen's real dad, isn't it?

  • @ZeeNastee
    @ZeeNastee Před rokem +10

    He better give the mom grandchildren right after he becomes a doctor

  • @ikhsanadzimil197
    @ikhsanadzimil197 Před 7 měsíci

    this asian content make me dying 😂

  • @insaneprochocolate3692
    @insaneprochocolate3692 Před 8 měsíci

    "This is is the stuff i used to deal in high school" got me dying😂

  • @luna_sunny1726
    @luna_sunny1726 Před rokem +41

    I love the dad asking if any random girl was his girlfriend. My parents do that to me.