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Komentáře • 2,5K

  • @nathanwalker7983
    @nathanwalker7983 Před 4 lety +4302

    Saw 9: Jigsaw 2 reveals that *you* in the audience was helping Jigsaw the whole time.

    • @afterhaze1066
      @afterhaze1066 Před 4 lety +255

      you are by giving them money

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 Před 4 lety +69

      Good thing it not murder since they kill them selves lol

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 4 lety +80

      I really want the next twist to be that jigsaw and his minions were all aware of the audience all along and that the series goes full cabin in the woods, and that jigsaw and his cronies are all trying to apease some eldrich abomination or whatever.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Před 4 lety +7

      Spiral this year.

    • @thenamelessone6119
      @thenamelessone6119 Před 4 lety +7

      That would be kinda brilliant

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick Před 6 lety +6119

    Saw 9: let's get Jiggy with it

  • @JackieFuckingChan
    @JackieFuckingChan Před 6 lety +3362

    Jigsaw was an engineer. He invented those HD TVs for the trap

  • @brodieyake7735
    @brodieyake7735 Před 6 lety +665

    Saw 9: The Bride Of Jigsaw: She Saw Jigsaw By The Seesaw.

    • @peachdoesart7175
      @peachdoesart7175 Před 4 lety +34

      I know its two years later but Saw 10: Seed of Saw

    • @direcrow31
      @direcrow31 Před 4 lety +1

      @@peachdoesart7175 lol

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 Před 4 lety +1

      I would actually pay money to go with friends and laugh in the theater if it was to that movie.

    • @alimations5226
      @alimations5226 Před 3 lety +1

      If that movie existed, they would just put 3 hours of flashbacks that ruin the character of a character that is already dead. Oh wait

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Před 3 lety +3

      This is way funnier than it has any right to be oml

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws Před 6 lety +4682

    I can't wait until SAW 9, where everyone is helping Jigsaw. Even the houses, the animals, and children are helping Jigsaw. That bird you saw yesterday? Helping Jigsaw. The baby you saw in a pregnant woman? Helping Jigsaw.

    • @kiwimarshall3937
      @kiwimarshall3937 Před 6 lety +32

      Matt Trulock lol

    • @cityofdis6888
      @cityofdis6888 Před 6 lety +288

      Honestly, This comment made me think: if they did a whole movie full of murders with witnesses and then at the end it was just a massive cult of Jigsaw fans who were selecting people for Truman Show-esque scenarios leading to their demise, the series would break every scale.

    • @Rclarke115
      @Rclarke115 Před 6 lety +182

      The dog that peed on your yard? Helping Jigsaw

    • @ripwitch9833
      @ripwitch9833 Před 6 lety +181

      A person that is helping Jigsaw puts a bunch of Jigsaw helpers into traps. May the alpha Jigsaw helper survive!

    • @SadPepeFace
      @SadPepeFace Před 6 lety +89

      Matt Trulock that one homeless guy next to your 7-Eleven that you give a dollar sometimes he's helping jigsaw

  • @nonya_bidness
    @nonya_bidness Před 6 lety +1821

    The next movie needs to be a battle Royale between all the secret-helpers (all alive, gives more room for terrible explanations) with all of them building traps for each other. The twist at the end could be that all their traps are connected, as an unknown outside party saw what was happening and decided to fuck with them all. That outside party is then of course later revealed to be the real jigsaw. Also alive, also for stupid reasons. Let's say the cops were in on it the whole time, everything was faked, and it was a huge charade to lure psychopaths in the general population to kill each other.

    • @TarouMyaki
      @TarouMyaki Před 6 lety +67

      Nonya Bidness No. No more fucking saw movies.

    • @chingunganzorig
      @chingunganzorig Před 6 lety +190

      You see, I like that.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira Před 6 lety +144

      Yeah but the problem is, that's not a terrible idea and could be a very interesting twist that would overcome the entirety of the series and also potentially explain things that currently make no sense.
      It's a bad idea. But too good for Saw. No.

    • @pinkCEO
      @pinkCEO Před 6 lety +40

      Yes! and all the saw games were just preparation for this. The "battle royale" could just be one single game, with each helper helping jigsaw independently and unaware of each other, add when they each pretend to due during the game, they actually get trapped, so that by the end jigsaw had them all restrained, all see each other for what they are - and then he just executes them all.
      ... Or does he?

    • @Practicalidiots
      @Practicalidiots Před 6 lety +97

      Nonya Bidness That's so fucking stupid it's perfect

  • @paulteja7811
    @paulteja7811 Před 5 lety +2180

    To be fair, I was actually helping Jigsaw all along. See you in theatres this October, suckers!

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 Před 4 lety +65

      Paul Teja Oh my god what a twist!
      Because I didn’t see you at the jigsaw corporation coffee breaks even once!

    • @GabsMarqs
      @GabsMarqs Před 4 lety +35

      Omg not Paul Teja

    • @simondanielssonmusic
      @simondanielssonmusic Před 4 lety +16

      Game over

    • @magicflyingbaby
      @magicflyingbaby Před 4 lety +4

      See u in May

    • @Mr.Prongles
      @Mr.Prongles Před 4 lety +18

      Get ready for Detective Chris Rock to investigate the copy cat Jigsaw while actually being the Jigsaw himself

  • @kingragnar8023
    @kingragnar8023 Před 4 lety +580

    In Saw 10 we are going to find out YMS was also also also also also also helping Jigsaw

    • @mikaeljvabom67
      @mikaeljvabom67 Před 3 lety +13

      And he enlisted ihe to distract you

    • @Luu7cas
      @Luu7cas Před 9 měsíci

      Here after the release of Saw X

  • @PeregrineFelon
    @PeregrineFelon Před 6 lety +1700

    Jigsaw planned so far back that the next film takes place in the 18th century. Reverse reverse bear trap for actual bears.
    SAW
    2 SAW 2 DEAD
    THREE-SAW SEE SAW
    SAW 4: SAW HARDER
    SAW : TABLESAW
    SAW 6: SAWRY GO ROUND
    3D7 SAW
    THE JIGSAW'S UP

    • @danskyder1564
      @danskyder1564 Před 6 lety +186

      Saw 27: We're saw-ry

    • @noahread1497
      @noahread1497 Před 6 lety +104

      Saw 28 Sawception

    • @Kibato123
      @Kibato123 Před 6 lety +120

      SAW 0 Jigsaw Goes to College: A Wacky Maniac In the Campus

    • @verybadheadache
      @verybadheadache Před 6 lety +128

      Saw 30: The Sawga Continues
      Saw 31: I Saw What You Did Last Sawmer
      Saw 32: The Texas Jigsaw Massacre
      Saw 33: Saw Wars
      Saw 34: Sawing Private Ryan

    • @kikilei7371
      @kikilei7371 Před 6 lety +61

      Jigsaw meets Sharknado (2050)

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon Před 5 lety +337

    The twist honestly felt like a mary sue story. Like a fan fiction. My character was Jigsaw's first partner, eventhough he never beat a trap because he's super special awesome, & he's gonna do the trap that Jigsaw failed 10 years ago.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll Před 4 lety +11

      Saw x Disney Wars crossover. ;)

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 Před rokem +31

      Even gets an edgy phrase at the end: "I speak for the dead"
      (Which him saying that in place of "game over" reinforces him being "super special awesome" xd)

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 Před 9 měsíci

      He only survived because of jigsaw though

    • @TheZipperDragon
      @TheZipperDragon Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@isauldron4337 I should've elaborated more about it. I mean't mary sue in the sense that it's a dumb reason for the writer's self insert fan fic character to meet the main character & work beside them so they can bd best buds.

  • @zabaoth
    @zabaoth Před 6 lety +825

    Jigsaw isn't dead. He just placed a body double and went to live on Jamaica and became a rastafari. Jigsaw X: I wanna play a game, mon.

    • @DrHurricaneA115
      @DrHurricaneA115 Před 4 lety +10

      Yooooo 😂😂😂

    • @whatdidhesayyy5358
      @whatdidhesayyy5358 Před 3 lety

      😶😶...

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- Před 3 lety +10

      I’m actually surprised the didn’t bring him back as a clone, or shock....he had a twin brother the whole tiiiiime

    • @kennethconnally4356
      @kennethconnally4356 Před 3 lety +1

      Must we go Caribbean?

    • @NickferZev
      @NickferZev Před rokem

      I like that you kept “Saw IX” from the top comment as part of the canon 👍

  • @WillOfMe420
    @WillOfMe420 Před 6 lety +1214

    I kept thinking that Jigsaw's baby somehow survived the miscarriage and was exacting revenge or something... I was slightly let down by the actual results lol

    • @EvilDick1995
      @EvilDick1995 Před 6 lety +19

      LifeOrDeath93 hahahaha

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 Před 5 lety +140

      The killer fetus, out in theaters now

    • @drtero1539
      @drtero1539 Před 4 lety +63

      Don't let any studio see this comment

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Před 4 lety +9

      Maybe he's the killer in Spiral.

    • @xryxix
      @xryxix Před 4 lety +7

      i'd honestly watch this lol

  • @georgekenwardparker2575
    @georgekenwardparker2575 Před 6 lety +776

    no YMS you don't get it the franchise is a metaphor for jigsaw, it's been dead for years but keeps coming out with new shit every now and again somehow for some reason

  • @Filipfill123
    @Filipfill123 Před 6 lety +660

    I expected Jigsaw to be well written
    Said no one ever...not even the screenwriters

    • @greoug
      @greoug Před 6 lety +3

      lol tell the screenwriters that

    • @JoKaiGonZo
      @JoKaiGonZo Před 6 lety +6

      Filip Polák Nice use of the "said no one ever" meme that was overused in 2012.
      Said no one with over two brain cells throughout the history of humanity.

    • @luke73tnt.
      @luke73tnt. Před 6 lety

      I said that and was right

    • @giselleverona4315
      @giselleverona4315 Před 6 lety

      Jigsaw FULL MOVIE [SAW 8 2017] : bit.ly/2ykBym5

    • @totallynotbrucewayne6215
      @totallynotbrucewayne6215 Před 6 lety

      Jo-Kai Gon-Zo said no one ever isn't even a meme.

  • @-MrFozzy-
    @-MrFozzy- Před 3 lety +432

    The next movie will be a redemption film...
    Jigsaw: I’m Sawry

  • @LordofFullmetal
    @LordofFullmetal Před 6 lety +687

    Same, I'm actually a little disappointed they didn't bring Jigsaw back from the dead. No one would've cared, because the series is so ridiculous at this point. And it would've allowed for more movies. We all know we're still watching them BECAUSE Tobin Bell has somehow managed to continue being in them, even though his character's been dead for four movies (technically he died in number three, but if you pay attention to the timeline he was also alive during the events of number four; yeah, YMS wasn't kidding about this franchise's timelines) - if they can pull THAT off, they can bring the character back.

    • @DeltaMetroid1
      @DeltaMetroid1 Před 6 lety +62

      Just put him in a robot suit already

    • @scarletjester8446
      @scarletjester8446 Před 4 lety +24

      Make him into an AI

    • @maybelikealittlebit
      @maybelikealittlebit Před 4 lety +14

      Or better yet, a dream just to really piss everyone off.

    • @daraghokane4236
      @daraghokane4236 Před 4 lety +6

      @aaronsdavis Time travel jugsaw knows what happens because he saw it and he will go back to die in the 3d film

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 Před rokem +2

      Thinking about it, making it so if jigsaw was alive (never had cancer) and his previously unknown twin brother was the one who died, it could actually work. It'd explain how everything works and saw's entire thing didnt fall apart by the 5th movie. Because the real jigsaw was the one pulling the strings when twinsaw died. This way it wouldnt seem like twinsaw is an omnipotent god that knew everything that was gonna happen, and instead a guy that knew that he wouldnt fail because the real jigsaw (brother) was alive all along.

  • @Telic
    @Telic Před 6 lety +2008

    "Get me out of here!"

  • @felman87
    @felman87 Před 6 lety +1232

    If this for an Asian horror flick, Jigsaw would be a malevolent spirit or trickster god, doing all this for shits and giggles. Just to explain how he knows all everything and set up those traps without anything getting fucked up. And it would make far more sense why the series is still continuing.

    • @nimbus997
      @nimbus997 Před 6 lety +62

      felman87 at least that's a little interesting dood

    • @redfoxpw6566
      @redfoxpw6566 Před 6 lety +4

      felman87 it would fix some of the plot holes at least, would it be original tho?

    • @ScumSookar
      @ScumSookar Před 6 lety +1

      Dood!

    • @jrrkrs5668
      @jrrkrs5668 Před 6 lety +34

      Namenaide kudasai
      >////<
      JIGSAW-SAANNNNNNN

    • @firemiracle
      @firemiracle Před 6 lety +7

      felman87 that would be so interesting if Japan makes their own version of Saw ^^

  • @NorthWestern1919
    @NorthWestern1919 Před 6 lety +233

    Saw 9: Cool Jig Saws the Kids
    (A Film by Derek Savage)

  • @taylordavison6849
    @taylordavison6849 Před 5 lety +138

    Jigsaw reminds me of a quote from John Carmack: "This is like porn. There's a story, but it's not that important."

  • @rojm
    @rojm Před 6 lety +670

    i hope jigsaw keeps doing this so there is no one left in this universe

    • @oscarcandelasperez4140
      @oscarcandelasperez4140 Před 6 lety +40

      As soon as I read that I pictured Jigsaw making babies play his games because they've been crying all night and they don't let their parents sleep, so now he has to make a sadistic game for infants

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 Před 6 lety +3

      I mean, they still create more characters regardless.

    • @mrtophatlobster3986
      @mrtophatlobster3986 Před 6 lety

      wheendar

    • @jakefreeman8485
      @jakefreeman8485 Před 6 lety

      wheendar he starts fucking with aliens xd

    • @THEghost13579
      @THEghost13579 Před 6 lety +1

      Jigsaw is gonna put Thanos in a trap.

  • @bedroombunny9529
    @bedroombunny9529 Před 6 lety +155

    When I saw the Tagline "He is Everyone" I thought that maybe they came up with the idea to have a cult that somehow agreed with Jigsaw in an attempt to move away from the complete mess that was the original timeline and maybe Hoffman could have started the cult; it sounds stupid but it makes more fucking sense then the mess they came up with in this movie.

    • @arandomguy6170
      @arandomguy6170 Před 6 lety +2

      Bedroom Bunny nah they already had a cult movie for an 7 part series this year (child’s play).

    • @boafewahserf3858
      @boafewahserf3858 Před 6 lety +20

      I honestly thought Dr. Gordon and the other attackers were a part of some kind of Jigsaw cult.

    • @Eternal370
      @Eternal370 Před 6 lety +7

      That actually would've been a great plotline for this movie and a decent excuse out of a lot of shitty plot holes. Instead they went with a 1000x more convoluted storyline for the purpose of.....tricking the audience? K.

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen Před 6 lety +2

      boafewa hserf Right man I wanted Gordon and Hoffman to make an appearance i do remember reading they werent going to be in it months ago but i still hoped even stayed till credits ended and just got pissed that it was such a standalone film and a slap in the face to fans.

    • @tieflingrogue
      @tieflingrogue Před 6 lety

      They touch on that in the previous movie and even one of the games. That would have been way more interesting.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday Před 4 lety +95

    Every SAW movie's ending: "You thought this was Jigsaw's accomplice, but I was EVEN MORE Jigsaw's accomplice! I was the MOST Jigsaw's accomplice that ever was! Nobody can be more Jigsaw's accomplice than I have been the whole time and even before documented time!"
    Upcoming sequel is going to reveal Chris Rock has been helping Jigsaw since he delivered him as a baby.

    • @luigiwiiUU
      @luigiwiiUU Před 3 lety +1

      Trump accomplice

    • @EmperorBrettavius
      @EmperorBrettavius Před 3 lety +9

      After that, Jigsaw's father is revealed to have been helping him since he was a sperm cell.

  • @levimoody371
    @levimoody371 Před 6 lety +626

    this is legit the most confused i've ever been

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 Před 2 lety +2

      I don't even understand why the films are called "Saw".

  • @canadianguy7291
    @canadianguy7291 Před 6 lety +1436

    5:31 I just wanna point out how easy it would be to survive that grain trap. The saw blade fell right in front of that girl and all she had to do was pick that thing up and use it as a shield to cover her head

    • @mrbenjiboy9527
      @mrbenjiboy9527 Před 6 lety +61

      Thought the same thing

    • @creativeUtubehandle
      @creativeUtubehandle Před 6 lety +86

      Shes buried up to her neck, they cant free their arms

    • @laz4259
      @laz4259 Před 6 lety +231

      jordie lilly
      No, I watched the movie, her arms were free. But then again, the blade protecting her wouldn’t protect her arms and she could still die of blood loss.

    • @RedXMine
      @RedXMine Před 6 lety +326

      Cancer Cop all she had to do was follow the damn train

    • @VaughnColeman
      @VaughnColeman Před 6 lety +29

      My friend said the exact same thing in the theater when we were watching lol

  • @Leander_
    @Leander_ Před 6 lety +284

    So, basically, Adam put more thought into the plot of the Saw franchise than the writers of this movie.

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 Před 4 lety +147

    Saw Nine : Jigsaw’s previously unknown daughter is all grown up and making traps. She has hallucinations of Tobin Bell.

    • @jarofpiss1408
      @jarofpiss1408 Před 3 lety +8

      The “game over” at the end is Tobin Bell’s ghost locking her into her own trap

  • @alb0403
    @alb0403 Před 6 lety +789

    Not to be that guy, Adum, but doctors to this day still use pagers. Their signal is more reliable than a cellphone. So it’s something that can be overlooked, but the timeline/sequence of events is still fucked lol

  • @philswift1789
    @philswift1789 Před 6 lety +916

    whats the next one gonna be called jigsaw 2 or saw 9?
    THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!

  • @cocoa18_
    @cocoa18_ Před 6 lety +3299

    “I just s a w Jig s a w .”
    HA

  • @jimmyredd
    @jimmyredd Před 6 lety +324

    How about when our killer, who's already suspected by police, sneaks into a guarded hospital room, kills the guy, and sneaks out with the corpse. Then he drives to Jigsaw's grave in a public cemetery, digs up the casket, swaps the bodies, and re-buries it. THEN he does some kind of landscaping magic to make the grave look undisturbed for the city crew coming to exhume Jigsaw later that morning.
    This is all done, presumably, alone, and over the course of a few hours.
    All off camera unfortunately. I would've loved a scene of him shopping for some sod.

    • @cjgg4885
      @cjgg4885 Před 6 lety +37

      igor caique I can't help but imagine the end of the movie where the 30+ people screaming game over at one person (Maybe a traitor?)

    • @ozzymandias8137
      @ozzymandias8137 Před 6 lety +13

      CJG G holy shit that I'm stoned and that is the single greatest visual of all time. God bless you

    • @Begeru
      @Begeru Před 6 lety +7

      hahah yes this is probably the most ridiculous convoluted stunt out of the whole franchise.

    • @allieboy181
      @allieboy181 Před 5 lety +1

      Jacob I think he had another accomplice

    • @DaichiS4815162342
      @DaichiS4815162342 Před 5 lety +4

      All while leaving behind a trail of bodies from the recreated Barn game for the police to find.

  • @scarefish6689
    @scarefish6689 Před 6 lety +196

    Jigsaw stated that the leg trap wasn't necessary, so I assume the idea is supposed to be that he has all sorts of random hidden traps around that aren't triggered.

    • @s.o.k.1393
      @s.o.k.1393 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Gotta put all those accomplices to work I guess

  • @walterhorvath8102
    @walterhorvath8102 Před 6 lety +585

    I knew there was a reason I stayed up until 3.30 am

  • @vman339
    @vman339 Před 6 lety +886

    Watching the trailers to this movie I genuinely thought it was a government PSA until the title dropped.
    "He is everywhere" honestly made me think it was some sort of "Don't feed the pig" thing.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 Před 6 lety +4

      V339 Why would you think that it was a PSA?

    • @vman339
      @vman339 Před 6 lety +64

      Awkward texts, bad glowing eye effect in the back seat, "He's everywhere" sounds more like a thing the government warns you about than something you'd be scared of in a horror movie now.

    • @DiskCord
      @DiskCord Před 6 lety +5

      I think that was the point, a warning that an old friend was back again

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 Před 6 lety +8

      V339 "Don't feed the pig" ?

    • @jackdiligent9787
      @jackdiligent9787 Před 6 lety

      V339
      H

  • @MrWooaa
    @MrWooaa Před rokem +16

    The channel Pretty Much It described the Saw franchise as " a perpetual flashback to a present that never comes" and I think that is the best description possible.

  • @ottis1411
    @ottis1411 Před 6 lety +126

    Jigsaw 9 will reveal Danny Glover's character was helping him the whole time.

  • @PretentiousAdonis
    @PretentiousAdonis Před 6 lety +1122

    Jigsaw is a soft god, he knows everything. Next saw film will probably have a scene where the entire game relies on a random kid eating his vegetables.

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen Před 6 lety

      Your Waifu's best friend LMFAO xD

    • @theta_clips
      @theta_clips Před 6 lety +18

      How about the next film is centered on a broccoli stem and half is poisoned & it takes place in Africa

    • @oxykilldone5113
      @oxykilldone5113 Před 6 lety +30

      Plot twist, Jigsaw is Santa Claus.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin Před 6 lety +3

      Your Waifu's best friend no he set up the traps, and made the movie and made the audience to enjoy the movie because we all worked for him after all

    • @finn_underwood
      @finn_underwood Před 6 lety +8

      Pretentious Adonis if ya don't eat your vegtables, itll go in the trash, which will attract mice, which will attract a cat, who will cross a road, causing a car to swerve into a telephone pole, making your electricity go out, forcing you to go for a walk for entertainment, which means you end up walking through the forest, where Jigsaw then gets you.

  • @imovedchannelslol8354
    @imovedchannelslol8354 Před 6 lety +2613

    Jigsaw just has Lynks Disease

    • @NMGardening
      @NMGardening Před 6 lety +233

      ThyNameIsSkepticism We all have lynx disease :/ damn prison yard clay.

    • @rubberpritzell391
      @rubberpritzell391 Před 6 lety +312

      Not a reference I expected to see here.

    • @Kascaded
      @Kascaded Před 6 lety +56

      ThyNameIsSkepticism do not trust this man, he has lynx disease

    • @Frexter
      @Frexter Před 6 lety +48

      Lynks*

    • @o.steinman3855
      @o.steinman3855 Před 6 lety +76

      That one video is scarier than the entire Saw franchise put together

  • @shawnas7604
    @shawnas7604 Před rokem +14

    Jigsaw trying to look younger with the backwards hat at the book signing is the epitome of "hello fellow kids". 😂😂

  • @maximgeorgiev3820
    @maximgeorgiev3820 Před 5 lety +663

    Adam: Pukes a couple times and shows explicit gore
    Gets demonitized
    *surprised pikachu meme*

    • @feelingcheetah1
      @feelingcheetah1 Před 5 lety +29

      The saw trailers are monetized on CZcams and it has explicit gore

    • @genessab
      @genessab Před 5 lety +28

      KillerGnomes but that’s because they’re a company and CZcams only cares about what gets them money

    • @rebornkusabi7264
      @rebornkusabi7264 Před 4 lety +14

      @@genessab Correct, those are companies. It's the same with all of the recent Mortal Kombat 11 coverage- all of the trailers and videos for it from Warner Bros were monetized but any LPer or streamer who showed video gameplay of it were demonetized.

    • @genessab
      @genessab Před 4 lety +8

      Reborn Kusabi yup fuck CZcams’s capitalist zeal

  • @Destinystrike
    @Destinystrike Před 6 lety +161

    You could power half a city block with the sheer amount of frustrated rage coming out of this video.

    • @thelittlestsavage5732
      @thelittlestsavage5732 Před 6 lety +11

      But just remember Unfriended, that could power the whole world for a decade if used right.

  • @TheN1cholas
    @TheN1cholas Před 6 lety +173

    Adam thought he was gonna make a quickie and then he saw the movie...

  • @afterdinnercreations936
    @afterdinnercreations936 Před 2 lety +14

    I want a crossover between Saw and Mr. Bean.
    Put Mr. Bean through a gauntlet of tests like Saw 3, 4, 6, and 7; but he passes each test through his own cleverness, or sheer dumb-luck. The whole time, he thinks it's a big escape-room event.

  • @noone3216
    @noone3216 Před rokem +4

    Saw XIV: we find out that every character from every movie has been in on it and helping since 15 years before saw 1.
    Saw XVIII: we find out that the only person **not** in on it is Jigsaw. Turns out he never existed, and was just part of everyone's story.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy Před 6 lety +164

    "MAKE A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T SUCK OR DIE. MAKE YOUR CHOICE."

  • @LeeHarveySnoswald
    @LeeHarveySnoswald Před 6 lety +64

    The marketing for this movie confused me, they acted like jigsaw being dead was some kind of big deal because traps were going on, but that's like the twist of half those fucking movies. "Oh hey ya know so and so? They're actually working for jigsaw and THEY set up x traps"

  • @TheAmazingDoorknob
    @TheAmazingDoorknob Před 4 lety +13

    "Deleted scene"
    All of the jigsaw helpers must battle each other to the death in five minutes,the door will open when all of the keys are used minus one. The door opens and there is no exit, behind the door says get got, the person dies

  • @aricwood869
    @aricwood869 Před 5 lety +41

    I just want a saw movie where the twist is every character is helping jigsaw

    • @AllyGatorAnimator
      @AllyGatorAnimator Před 4 lety +12

      The ending would be a magnificent train wreck though:
      Trap survivor 1: 'Funny, you spent so much time looking for Jigsaw that you didn't know he was right in front of you. Game over.'
      Trap survivor 2: 'It is over..FOR YOU! Did you really think Jigsaw only had room for one helper? Your cunning is admirable, but there can be only one star pupil. Game ov-'
      Police officer: *Busts down the door* 'Which is exactly why you two have to go. I wasn't just Jigsaw's student, I was his friend. Game -.'
      Some random stray dog that the group befriended earlier: *pulls out a butterfly knife* 'But I was his BEST friend. G-'
      The muffled voice of Trap survivor 1's unborn child: 'Amateurs, all of you. With my birth shall come the birth of the true Jigsaw. GAME OVE-'
      Dr Gordon: 'Now now, let's not run before we can walk...'
      Vizzini: *randomly appears, removing a pig mask* 'You fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders!'
      This continues as the credits roll, with the theme getting progressively louder as more people arrive and everybody starts screaming at each other.

  • @Sponge____
    @Sponge____ Před 6 lety +509

    So it's better than Blade Runner 2049? Got it, buying my ticket now.

    • @inviktus1983
      @inviktus1983 Před 6 lety +10

      wut

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis Před 6 lety +49

      Yep. That was the message of this video!
      Buying tickets.

    • @leovigild_
      @leovigild_ Před 6 lety +23

      Just like Blade Runner 2049, it is a faithful sequel that ties in with its predecessors... well, I mean it tries to. It does if you just say time works differently in the Saw universe or something.

    • @BigMusicFan147
      @BigMusicFan147 Před 6 lety +8

      It made more money that Blade Runner lol.....

    • @leovigild_
      @leovigild_ Před 6 lety +5

      +Dr. Tiggy I couldn't agree more, I definitely want one. I'm sick of this shit with North Korea, can we just get it over and done with? My biggest concern is that there'll be no nukes aimed at Australia because we're a little "out of the way".

  • @BigPhatMan
    @BigPhatMan Před 6 lety +185

    Jigsaw has a 42% on the Rotten Tomatoes.
    Suburbicon has a 27% on the Rotten Tomatoes.
    Too bad.

    • @symbiote3220
      @symbiote3220 Před 6 lety +8

      Big Fat Man I seen both... the later doesn't even deserve that...."TYFYS" seem worse reviews. And given how badly RT is as a site for good ratings for bad films and vice versa.. I wouldn't hold my breath on them

    • @shinji2898
      @shinji2898 Před 6 lety +5

      I just saw on the news that someone like that movie.
      And then he immediately said that he didn’t like Goodbye Christopher Robin because it was too sad.

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD Před 6 lety +4

      Too bad Suburbicon is hot trash.

    • @MarkyMatey
      @MarkyMatey Před 6 lety +3

      Jacob Hill It is so bad that I fell asleep

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD Před 6 lety +1

      Mark G. I know right? The whole time I kept glancing at my watch. Oscar Isaac gave a good performance though.

  • @spooky_accordion7676
    @spooky_accordion7676 Před 6 lety +40

    "Saw - The final chapter"
    2017:
    I dont care, we need money.
    "Jigsaw - Not a spinoff"

  • @LarsRR
    @LarsRR Před 4 lety +15

    One thing I was always wondering is, when they were freed from the chains, why didn’t they try to escape from the barn by trying to tear through the planks. I mean sun light was shining through, and after noticing that any of the „official exits“ turned out to be a trap, it would have made sense to just try to go through one of the walls. They looked crooked enough.

  • @Yoursoul101
    @Yoursoul101 Před 6 lety +437

    You are the writers and directors worst nightmare.

    • @horsemann7354
      @horsemann7354 Před 6 lety +24

      M KF E;R the edgelord redpill nitpicker is by no means a reliable film critic.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 Před 5 lety +7

      @@horsemann7354 oh him? The guy who puts in random unfitting earrape and then puts in Hitler speech audio because "hahaha edgy=comedy" right?

    • @Crypted112
      @Crypted112 Před 4 lety

      @@horsemann7354 I know this comment is a year old but I'm curious as to who you mean since the guy who posted deleted his comment

  • @beyondgoodandevill
    @beyondgoodandevill Před 6 lety +204

    and WHERE was doctor Gordon!?

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen Před 6 lety +18

      Hillyan My sentiments exactly this bullshit was a standalone im guessing to kill the series entirely cuz they dont want to work on it anymore or because Gordon and Hoffman actors weren't down

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide Před 6 lety +11

      Wondering where the lab sauce is.

    • @canceritself1854
      @canceritself1854 Před 6 lety

      Hillyan It’s a possibility that he’ll be in the next one.

    • @cjgg4885
      @cjgg4885 Před 6 lety

      Cancer Itself185 Read somewhere that Cary Elwes wasn't interested in playing Dr. Gordon anymore. Or maybe it was the guy who played Hoffmann. I'll double check.

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx Před 6 lety +6

      I'll do you one better. WHO was doctor Gordon? I mean...Who was he really. What are his motivations? What's his favorite color?

  • @andremoreau8390
    @andremoreau8390 Před 6 lety +17

    I love that they have gotten to a point were blatantly supernatural elements would not only be more believable but also more realistic.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Před 4 lety +58

    Time for Chris Rock’s Spiral.

    • @Real_Boye
      @Real_Boye Před 4 lety +8

      It's going to be terrible. can't wait!

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy Před 4 lety +2

      I'm hoping against hope it's actually good. It'll probably turn out like Halloween 3 or Spike Lee's Oldboy though.

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 Před 4 lety

      @@RecluseBootsy Eyy, Halloween 3 is pretty good.

  • @BRProductions98
    @BRProductions98 Před 6 lety +470

    you sound like Tina from Bob's Burgers

  • @matthewhannigan1916
    @matthewhannigan1916 Před 4 lety +26

    the next film should be Toben bell committing Jigsaw killings after seeing the saw films... but the TV repairman was working with him all along!

  • @admiralmage1544
    @admiralmage1544 Před 6 lety +17

    The "Ten years ago" thing can be solved like this: They didn't know exactly how long ago he died, just that it was within that range of 10 years.

  • @peter_panda3069
    @peter_panda3069 Před 4 lety +20

    I had a stroke trying to understand the timeline you've explained, because I've never seen a saw movie lmao

    • @seanmacguire3324
      @seanmacguire3324 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol you can watch each of the saw films twice and still have the same result as you had

  • @blitxen6216
    @blitxen6216 Před 6 lety +398

    What is this, go back to your good quality content masterpieces like "Stranger Tings"

  • @xiarhos5
    @xiarhos5 Před 6 lety +60

    Maybe Jigsaw knew the backstories of his victims because he approached them as an online psychologist ;)

  • @adamadamiscool
    @adamadamiscool Před 6 lety +9

    This film was the best comedy of the year, love how in the grain trap all the items (including knives with weighted handles) conveniently fell in a manner that the blades/ sharp sides pierced downwards at all times. Best film to watch this Halloween.

  • @Ryanska_u
    @Ryanska_u Před 6 lety +482

    I'm too late but...
    Cool cat is jigsaw

  • @skinnymarauder333
    @skinnymarauder333 Před 6 lety +11

    They were all lame, but I absolutely love the end of the first one, where everything's dark and he says "Game over!" and slams the door. There's just something so atmospheric and epic about it.

  • @SecondOpinionMan
    @SecondOpinionMan Před 6 lety +70

    This movie was stupid and I loved every minute of it. I cant wait for more.

  • @ALIRStudio87
    @ALIRStudio87 Před rokem +5

    Saw X trailer just came out 😂 this time the whole movie is a flashback

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal Před 6 lety +82

    "Dumb mindless fun" this is becoming more and more synonimous with Hollywood movies.

  • @Nate-ik8cf
    @Nate-ik8cf Před 6 lety +14

    I finally found out how to escape the tongue twister that is "I saw SAW." After all these years.
    I learned to say "Have you seen Saw?" or "I recently seen the new Saw film."

  • @bensgonemissing
    @bensgonemissing Před 6 lety +104

    The trap with the girl being injected with the acid is dumb. You literally could have dropped all three liquids in there shirt and see witch one burns through and then just throw away the one the burns through and inject the good one

    • @HigherDarkness
      @HigherDarkness Před 6 lety +10

      cyborg sloth88 mitch's dumbass shouldve pulled the lever when the trap was jammed 😁😁

    • @bensgonemissing
      @bensgonemissing Před 6 lety

      Alex XD true

    • @JackieFuckingChan
      @JackieFuckingChan Před 6 lety +26

      They're idiots who aren't thinking things through because of adrenaline.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 Před 5 lety +33

      I thought the emotions of fear and self-defense overruled adrenaline though, nope wait, this is a horror movie, self-defense must be nulled because we have to have torture porn guys

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 Před 5 lety +3

      Or the idiot girl could have said something

  • @sam-pf5cs
    @sam-pf5cs Před 6 lety +15

    "I pretty much got what I paid for I guess"
    -Adam Johnston on Jigsaw (2017)

  • @Charlotte4Short
    @Charlotte4Short Před 6 lety +254

    13 minute video?
    Prediction: It sucks, doesn't it?

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes Před 6 lety +11

      Silver Pin
      The channel is called "your movie sucks"... They are supposed to suk

  • @foodeat2000
    @foodeat2000 Před 5 lety +18

    We need SAW X. Jigsaw in space.

  • @henrylakeshaw4808
    @henrylakeshaw4808 Před 4 lety +18

    I always come into these videos like
    "Hey but I liked the movie"
    Then leave like
    "Oh it DOES suck. Well then."

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism Před 6 lety +23

    SAW9:EVEN more JIG and even more SAW

  • @conorpage6657
    @conorpage6657 Před 6 lety +143

    Jesus the Saw franchise has Kingdom Hearts syndrome

    • @poppag8281
      @poppag8281 Před 6 lety +17

      pretty much lol (at least kindom hearts still has good gamplay)

    • @42ndblaze43
      @42ndblaze43 Před 6 lety +1

      Poppa G On top of a billion cutscenes that are amazingly bad making the gameplay meaningless.

    • @cloudsweapon567
      @cloudsweapon567 Před 6 lety

      Its just guilty pleasure at this point

    • @queeniethequeenbee3701
      @queeniethequeenbee3701 Před 6 lety

      *insert Tidus laugh* (I know he's FF.)

    • @evillemperor5447
      @evillemperor5447 Před 5 lety +1

      I think I played only one KOH game barely when i was very young, but even I know it’s smarter than the entire Saw series combined

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 Před 5 lety +73

    Doctors still use pagers today. It's weird.

    • @thesavagemedic4731
      @thesavagemedic4731 Před 5 lety

      Geoff F. I was about to make the same comment lol

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken Před 5 lety +9

      I think it's because they're less distracting than a phone.

    • @thesavagemedic4731
      @thesavagemedic4731 Před 5 lety +16

      Chickenfarmer10 that and it’s also quicker and surprisingly more reliable

    • @jaredfrost3548
      @jaredfrost3548 Před 5 lety +2

      "Paging Doctor Gordon! Paging Doctor Gordon!"

    • @nathanhaimson
      @nathanhaimson Před 4 lety +2

      What? No they don't. My dad is an orthopedic surgeon and hasn't had a pager since the early 2000's. He says same with every other doctor he knows.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Před 3 lety +6

    Someone needs to make an official jigsaw timeline and then just submit a page full of random scribbles

  • @RobbazCorgiPikaPikaMadaFaka

    Is that "Summer Samba - So Nice" I hear in the background?
    Ahh, memories of Destroy all Humans are coming back.

  • @MrCaravaggio
    @MrCaravaggio Před 6 lety +5

    I just want someone to do a mega-edit where every movie is rearranged into one giant 16-hour chronological movie. That'd make it easier to understand... ...right?

  • @reuben03
    @reuben03 Před 6 lety +13

    Jigsaw would just be the best personal investigator ever

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +66

    *This movie should have been marketed as a comedy.*

  • @SamBueno
    @SamBueno Před 6 lety +196

    This dude sounds like Kermit

  • @thespookiestturtle9065
    @thespookiestturtle9065 Před 6 lety +29

    hmm yes it appears i dont know what the fuck is going on

    • @sthp2484
      @sthp2484 Před 6 lety

      The Spookiest Turtle eh

  • @Frawl203
    @Frawl203 Před 4 lety +11

    I think the weirdest part about the flat screen TVs and LED puppet eyes plot holes is that they’re entirely unnecessary. Nobody would’ve questioned the use of old TVs in a Saw movie, the trap plot sets have always looked beaten up with big old TVs, even when plasma flatscreens were a thing.

  • @goodguykonrad3701
    @goodguykonrad3701 Před 6 lety +9

    When the jump to avoid the talk about the ending is almost 10 minutes

  • @BambooAcrobatVerte
    @BambooAcrobatVerte Před 6 lety +24

    Prediction: They will continue to make (Jig)saw movies until Tobin Bell is actually dead or is unwilling or unable to portray John, and even then they will find a more ridiculous reason to keep going. This franchise was dead with the release of Saw V. They should have ended at 3. This is the only Saw film I will not be seeing.

    • @kory7698
      @kory7698 Před 6 lety

      Bamboo Acrobat you're better off not seeing it, the ending makes no sense and I'm still confused over it

    • @ripwitch9833
      @ripwitch9833 Před 6 lety +7

      The day Tobin Bell dies is the day the Saw Franchise will finally stop with the flashbacks.

    • @evillemperor5447
      @evillemperor5447 Před 6 lety +1

      RipWitch I bet they have plenty of extra archive footage just in case haha

  • @anddoomsticeforall8140
    @anddoomsticeforall8140 Před 6 lety +30

    When said you skip to this time to avoid spoilers, I was like "what plot?"

  • @ThatLittleKitten
    @ThatLittleKitten Před 5 lety +31

    This is more complicated than the Zelda timeline

  • @poop_storm
    @poop_storm Před 10 měsíci +2

    I can imagine the writers coming up with the timeline, noticing the inconsistencies as they go, and just being like “ah shit… oh well”

  • @TheAveryChu
    @TheAveryChu Před 6 lety +4

    I want this series to continue so that Adam can keep making videos on them.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 Před 6 lety +11

    They should have gone all out and did something stupid to explain that Jigsaw is still alive, like he had a twin the whole time or he was resurrected with black magic or his brain was uploaded to a computer and is on the internet, fuck it

    • @fuss1052
      @fuss1052 Před 6 lety +2

      Arcademan09 If he's uploaded to the internet, instead of playing games, he'll be writing the unfriended sequel.

  • @pundemon9659
    @pundemon9659 Před 3 lety +9

    "There's no way all that shit could happen in a single year" is a comment that, when taken out of context, aged very poorly lol

    • @Yurrbo
      @Yurrbo Před 3 lety

      How lmaoo

    • @pundemon9659
      @pundemon9659 Před 3 lety

      @@Yurrbo I was referring to 2020 my dude

    • @Yurrbo
      @Yurrbo Před 3 lety

      @@pundemon9659 what all happened in 2020 other than COVID? WW3 lmaoo?? As if that was ever actually a thing that was gonna happen last year- like seriously all that happened was COVID not that eventful of a yesr

    • @pundemon9659
      @pundemon9659 Před 3 lety

      @@Yurrbo so you dont' remember the murder hornets, huh?

    • @Yurrbo
      @Yurrbo Před 3 lety

      @@pundemon9659 ohhhhhh some hornets and a disease- the hornets kill like 50 people a year- like I said last year was actually really boring and uneventful. Easily the most boring year of my life

  • @josephp4405
    @josephp4405 Před 3 lety +6

    And now he must do spiral. Can’t wait for that

  • @thepersonwhocomentz
    @thepersonwhocomentz Před 6 lety +69

    Couldn't you just use the circular sawblades to cut the chains...?

    • @s4d-fpshighlightsandclips523
      @s4d-fpshighlightsandclips523 Před 6 lety +9

      There are c4s (or some kind of bomb) on top of the bucket on their head. It would explode if they tried to cut the chains (the security cameras can see them to know if they tried to)

    • @thepersonwhocomentz
      @thepersonwhocomentz Před 6 lety +41

      Okay..? I'd rather die by C4 than being sawed to death.

    • @skyler7017
      @skyler7017 Před 6 lety +2

      thepersonwhocomentz I would think that they could put their feet on the wall where the saws are horizontal and lean back like a mountain climber and wait for the saws to stop spinning it doesn't require that much force in your arms and legs

    • @mr.beagle1438
      @mr.beagle1438 Před 6 lety +2

      Skyler weren't you listening? They have c4 strapped to their heads, if they tried this they would get the c4 in their heads blown up.

    • @mr.beagle1438
      @mr.beagle1438 Před 6 lety +5

      thepersonwhocomentz wouldn't you want to try to escape first? Jigsaw always makes it so escape is possible but hard. I agree if I was getting cut by the saws then I would try to make them detonate the c4 but first I'm going to try to escape by following the rules. If you've watched the saw series then you would know that not following the rules is how 80% of the people playing the games lose

  • @twit_t9668
    @twit_t9668 Před 6 lety +37

    I find it uniquely funny that this video was recommended under the h3h3 vape mod

  • @braddockakalatis2
    @braddockakalatis2 Před 5 lety +11

    If they make Saw 9 I'm waiting to see it for free on Amazon Prime.

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 Před 6 lety +19

    That butt shot of the jogging girl is something you would literally never do with a male actor in a zillion years unless it's was, like Zac Efron and you were making a *HUGE UNDENIABLE* point about how gorgeous he's meant to be.

  • @lorelaisteele-jimenez2952
    @lorelaisteele-jimenez2952 Před 6 lety +54

    Go to bed Adam

  • @ChanguitoErgoSum
    @ChanguitoErgoSum Před 6 lety +4

    All of your SAW reviews are simultaneously mind-boggling and hilarious.