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- It's not easy finding a girlfriend these days, and it's no different for this stag beetle. He doesn't seem too concerned about commitment, though.
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When she said “he dumped me”
She wasn’t joking.
underrated.
She was just his over-the-side chick
Jennifer dumped me
Don't worry their females are masochist.
Get "restraining cage" : aroused
Get thrown: CAME!!!
"I've had better. Take a cab, Baby." **rolls over**
That beetle went thru the biggest post nut clarity known to bugkind.
Lmao, exactly what I thought as well 😂
A perfect answer, from the man of culture
He takes No Nut November seriously.
@@CaptainRetro205 lmao
Lmaoooooo
Its gotta be real awkward when he climbs down and sees all the beetles just waiting to have a word with him
Battle royale
@@jhundeeguillermo6790 __
🤣🤣🤣
he gave them a female
It’s going to be really awkward when she climbs back up that tree and chews him out for all to hear. 😂
She wasn’t his prize, she was just his next target😂😂😂
My man didn't even want a girlfriend. He just wants to yeet beetles out of trees. Absolute legend.
Aparently, this is what my parents had to go through to get to school back in their day
@@minaholic7118 BAHAHAHAHAHA this is gold, they just be yeeting people out of their way
@@minsugaslilmeowmeow7588 I bet he threw her out cuz he didn't wanna pay for child support lol
sort've like pinochet throwing commies out of helicopters
me going into my class room and returning back to lockers
Dude just fought off 10 male suitors and climbed a figurative tower to get this princess just to yeet her off the edge.
Dating is hard.
- cues the black shades and gta music going over the beetle -
He didn't want the princess, he wanted the tower
Ikr
LONG LIVE THE KING
Think about how cool this is. Basically, the higher you are up on the tree the stronger the fighter you are. You can have 2 beetles near the top who’re like 27-0 and 35-0 and they have to battle to find out who’s the GOAT
dude not everything's boxing
Man went up weight class to get that P4P status
mf what theyre beetles
"Jamie pull that shit up"
They made a movie about it. Game of Death starring Bruce Lee.
I remember watching this in our science class and when we got to the female bug I was like "He's gonna chuck her off too lmao"
*AND HE DID*
Real recognizes real
No wonder ur generation is so f'ed up
“How to break up with your girlfriend”
Google: Tell her how you feel
Bing:
This comment is underrated.
Shit I laughed so hard that I almost shit my pants
@@DoomDeathYT for the children in the comments, he meant he almost had chocolate ice cream in his pants
@Who you calling penhead a poor attempt at a joke
Who you calling penhead it’s pinhead btw
Imagine you just happen to walk under that tree and a bigass beetle falls on your head
Looooooooooooooool!!!
reaction would be ajvivigfduuvhvdfhghghg * _fainting_ xD
That's why I use an umbrella while walking below trees 😅
Lol
Guess itll just bounce off,
Well now that I know what’s happening, I’d just be like “I feel you bro, good luck with the next tree.”
The beetles were paid extremely well. Their acting skills were on point and followed the script!
Female Beetle after sex: I'm pregnant
Male Beetle: YEETUS THE FEETUS
mans wasn’t losing his killstreak to a woman
This comment is underrated lol
Gender equality moment
Lmao based beetle
almost nuke bro, almost
mama didnt raise no simp
"He uses his jaws as a restraining cage"
*Romantic music gets louder*
@Baylee Nicole Nah, just a chad doing what he needs to do
On point 😂😂
@@alexvazquez6432 had to get a nut on
I. Wynn Wynn Its a BEETLE
*Soft music plays while* he chased her around, held her down with his strength & threw her the fuck off the branch
The girl beetle: You used a condom right?
The guy beetle: 👋😬
😂
I'm always amazed how they get such great close up footage!
yeah i was wondering that too
i think maybe they just install a sh!tton of really good cameras in strategic spots and just crop out whatever they want from extremely high resolution footage.
if this is the way theyre doing it they probably caught a whole bunch of other cool sh!t too and either the focus was on the beetles from the start or they just happened to have a lot of their yeeting caught on camera.
but some of the downward shots seems like the cameras were for the beetles from the start. they seem way too focused on specific branches.
i guess they knew where the beetles hang out or lured them with food or maybe the female was captured beforehand and used a bait?
if everything was 100% natural and no staging was involved it would have taken years to get footage like this.
wildlife photgraphers probably have dozens of techniques like that.
itd be a kickass job though.
@@aa-tx7th I bet they have a lot of drones for this as opposed to the cameras mounted on the trees.
The camera can even be 30m away and still get good image
you're pretty
when you have like million dollar cameras, you can do that too. even cheap camera can zoom in this far but it wont be as high quality as cameras that cost over 100k
Female beetle: "So you'll pay child support right?"
Male beetle: "Off you go then"
🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo XD
dudes rock
FLY flyyy you fool!
@@aaronz.3972 No
The story of a man throwing all of his competitors from a building to save a princess, then realizing she too, must be yeeted
This isn't how I remember Rapunzel
or mario
Yotled*
When he learns that she's a trap
Sync Kar Micheal Bay wrote the script.
shoutout to the beetle that recorded this.
The stag beetle post nut clarity is not to be underestimated
Lastly, he yeeted the cameraman off the tree too.
Cameraman: *You Diiiiiiiiiiii....*
Bruh
•Witch Hunter• **splat**
Sorry but the cameraman *always wins*
wow you are still using that word, the joke died like 2-3 years ago.
“She belongs to the grass”
Wear a mask!
😂😂
she belong to the trees
Underrated comment
The other girls gossiping:
Itto was right with the beetle fighting. It really is epic.
LMAO
Baby Beetle: “How did you and dad meet?”
Female Beetle: “He threw me off a tree.”
Rip Rick May (1940-2020)
"You were good son, real good, maybe even the best."
rejects and ejects
AHAHAHA
Rejects, injects,...then ejects lol
"So he bounces"
@@Bpm16353 lmao!
Beetle: “I just threw a dozen guys out of a tree and climbed all the way up here and you’re *not in the mood* “
YA YEET
"I'm gonna get the girl!"
*hup*
"No I'm gonna get the girl!"
*hup*
"You'll have to get through me f-"
*hup*
"I'm not in the mood."
*hup*
beetle sounds like a niceguy tm
Probably confused her as a guy beetle after she refused him once
Beetle: In that case, it's about to be a bakers dozen.
He really hit it and quit it while putting a whole knew meaning to having a fling. 😂
Gigachad beetle.
Female: "Idk, I'm just dont feel like mating rn."
Male: "So you have chosen, death."
or possibly "Bitch, don't start with me! You have any idea how many other dudes I had to yeet off this fricken' tree to get here?"
@@schonnj LOL
🤣👍
1000th like, that’s funnie tho
iS tHaT oObI i SEe
"Now he has to use his jaws as a restraining cage."
*Romantic music plays*
After taking a closer look at nature we confirm that the entire animal kingdom is full of degenerates and chads
Ants: Our Soldiers are all females!
Me: Progressive!
Ants: They are the sterile females. We chew our fertile females' legs off - mobility would only complicate her continuous pregnancies.
Me: Oh dearie
bondage was created in the nature, confirmed
Yeah, it sucks to be a beetle. But then again, there are female ducks that seem to be in a weird battle with males. If you want to learn more, here’s a link from discovery. www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks
hes the Mr Grey of the Bug world
Thanks the film crew ! How sophisticated the nature is !
'How much do you lift bo?
'How much do YOU lift bro!
Taken to a whole new level.
Imagine walking down the woods and this creampied demon beetle falls 25 meters down a tree into you
JaquinoSwee INTO YOU????
@@SUME1234 Y U M M Y
Lol into you
@@greybaphomet8261 Cream filling
Lets change the "into you" to on you....
Beetle: *finally mates with a female*
Also Beetle: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move...”
LMAOOO
This is it
LOL
Bruh
Pathfinder: hi friends :)
This is the beetle equivalent of a guy pushing his girlfriend into the pool and running away laughing
He threw down his "sloppy seconds" to the beetles he knocked off the tree.
What a beast.
Human: falls from ten times their size: dies
Stag Beetle: falls from one hundred times their size: "dangit, three days of climbing wasted!"
Half-Circle Guy#WLM that’s pretty much it.
I can see that in family guy 😂
They're not heavy enough to take fall damage
They have no bones.
stanleyiii you are the type of guy that ruins the jokes haha
“I was thinking maybe we could get breakfa-“
“Y E E T”
... said the 2am sloot
It's like playing mortal kombat but the goal is to get laid
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 im dieing 😂😂
disturbed
Sure but you better be gone in the morning.
disturbed you a bitch
That's a Giga Chad Beetle.
The beetles falling down while the music plays just made my day😌
Imagine just walking in a forest and a beetle just falls on you
And then another one.
@@omegasynth2775 and then another one
And you grab it, scream at it and eat it up for falling on your head
"HEY WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO FALL ON ME?"
Shriek and burn the place down. No special treatment. If we do it to the spiders, we do it to the beetles.
Nobody:
Weather: *casually starts to rain beetles*
I don’t see anything wrong. He’s just social distancing himself.
LOL
STAY 6 FEET AWAY
😂🤣
Nothing to help ease the woes of a pandemic quite like watching a beetle do what most human men would do in the same situation after climbing 25m being 4cm tall.
😂😂😂 corona be real
He woke up that morning and chose violence
Even nature has a plot twist😅🤣
That wasn't his girlfriend. She was just his fling.
Oh good one.
You win the internet 😂
I enjoy a good pun
kelele bruh
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the most Chad animal to ever exist.
I feel like you're using the term "Chad" wrong
@@patricklewis9787 nar its correct
facts lol
r/MGTOW
Agreed
*No stag beetles were harmed in the making of this video*
Guy: "Throws his girlfriend off the balcony"
Others: "Yup they had sex"
and i thought it was the other way around
And so are you
It's Called Mating
I can see this happening with the beetles in the wild.
@@aliaskt shut up
Guys: I wouldn't kick HER out of bed.
Stag beetle: I would.
John Drummond 🌸 lol 😂
Praying mantis are brutal so there had to be a balance somewhere
Ahmed Ex1 they’re just trying to meet their daily nutrition requirements lmao
ish the fish 🌸 😊
@@sunitafisher4758 Female praying mantis eats her male partner after mating.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chad beetle
Superbly calibrated effort between cinematography, narration, and MUSIC. I love how the encounter gets all romantic to the music of a muted violin or viola from the more military trumpet.
Plus, the comic TIMING of tossing the female couldn't be more perfect. My family and I laughed repeatedly over that one.
"Last night was fun, but...I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
Imagine your jaw evolving over hundreds of years so you can throw your friends off trees
AND your girlfriend
@@merlinthegray Whoops, don't say that, the creationists will start barking!
@@merlinthegray *BARK bark BaRK*
ok but they not friends
@@nachfullbarertrank5230 vööf
"She belongs to the streets"
-stag beetle 2020
Third
Fourth
Sixth
This one right here.
SEE U IN 4 YEARS EVERYONE
Bro on his own rpg quest
Male, on the phone: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CLIMBED THE WRONG TREE
How come when this beetle throws his girlfriend out a tree he gets his own CZcams video but when I do it I get charged with assault?
Julian Rosenfeld i bet if you did it, you’d get a news story
Ah yes I can see it now "Florida man throws girlfriend out of high tree after doing it"
@@erinhawkins6291 lmaooooo I'm dead
Throw yo baby momma out the house
Because you don't have the strength and the jaws for it. Just like this beetle.
CZcams: “wanna see a beetle throw his girlfriend off a tree?”
Me: “I guess so”
CZcams: Wanna see a comment that has been copied two billion times?
Me: "I guess so"
@Toori Baba
My eyes: Wanna see?
Me: Sure, I guess.
The beetle: *Long live the king*
@@EugeniosForest I hadnt seen it yet. Without this one I wouldnt have gotten a chuckle.
Oh I forgot people could only use words made into a specific sentence once ever by 1 person. Forgot everything a person says is inmediately copyrighted
@@liamwalton4183 You got a "chuckle" from that comment? If you're over 12, I feel sorry for you.
That ending was epic!! Love hurts!! 😂😂
His girl is going to tell all her friends how he threw her out the tree, but she isn't going to tell the story of how he paid the bills.
😂
The beetles at the bottom are like, “what the hell, he threw the girl too? I thought that’s what we were fighting for!”
the beetles that fell off seeing the girl falling too "well it s free real estate"
It’s poundtown
It's not about preserving the species anymore, there are plenty of beetle females. It's about the climb and the sweet taste of victory. The sex is just the cherry on top.
"What is best in life?" " TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN."
pokeman5000 beetle life is hardcore
@@pokeman5000 Wow, Conan the Beetlebarian
"I must yeet"
"I must mate"
post nut clarity
"I must yeet"
you said the 3rd part already
@@FusedGogeta wooooooosh
@@wundu7512 Sounds like you really like playing devil's advocate for no reason lol. A quick look at the person's profile gives many hints that they're a kid, so the more likely conclusion is that they didn't get the joke. Also, just for the sake of being annoyingly technical, he didn't "ask," he didn't "explain," he stated.
@@wundu7512 You didn't really prove that he get the joke. You just said its possible that he got it and formulated a reason as to why. And if he did get the joke, his response is beyond pointless. So what's the point in "defending" him? If anything, you just made him go from being a kid who missed a joke to a complete dumbass.
@@arshadzaidi4667 Well, if that's how you see it then i'll accept the fact that my “argument” is beyond pointless. But saying someones statement is pointless is really an understatement to youtube comments, people comment what's on their head and don't need a reason as to why they need to comment it. And if formulating a reason as to why he didin't miss the joke is the same as formulating one for why he did miss the joke. You're also contradicting the uselessness of one's comment, saying wooosh to someone won't do anything better to having a stupid comment. And well my reason to defending the comment was because i thought people tend to jump into conclusions with their wooosh's although the comment clearly didin't miss the joke rather just stated something. I'm ending this thread with a complete acceptance in the commenter's stupidity and the joke going over there head because i have seen more reasons from you guys rather from my perspective. Well, i had fun.
Mantis females after mating: "I'll have your head on a plate."
Stag beetle males after mating: "This is Sparta!!"
Beetle: *Arrives*
“Your princess is in another castle”
Imagine you're just walking along and a beetle that just got its ass beat lands on you
😂😂😂😂
I was literally thinking about that 🤣
Burn down the entire forest.
Really good comment 🤣🤣🤣👍
And not just a beetle. An almost-crawfish.
The real reason he threw her off is because after sex she asked “So, what ARE we?”
@Vizman216 damn, your wife still asks you what you guys are after sex? That's gotta be awkward
@Mr Principal Jugular Testosterone Strangler k no you ruin it
Yup and we all know that just kills it .
@Mr Principal Jugular Testosterone Strangler I giggled thinking about a beetle having responsibilities
We are DONE that’s what we are
He didn’t want her stayin up there for the next guy to come along😂
Chad beetle: This beetle is useless.
Chad beetle: yeet.
Female - "so you going to pay me child support then".
Male - "YEET"
hellasow Ya 🤣
More like he yeeted her off the tree 😂
You said something SERIOUS on a joke.... it’s not funny and it doesn’t MATTER if it wasn’t suppose to be funny....because you just ruined the joke
@Taun Taun's Mr. President neither of you are wrong, conversation over.
@Taun Taun's Mr. President Honestly I agree with you. Both parties have the responsibility to use contraception and accept the risks that they incur by having sex. If you make a child, you better take care of it, male or female.
“Babe I’m pregnant“
Beetle: “Ah, I see.”
*YEET*
Ensconced • 😂😂😂
3:30
Your not funny
@@TravisTheMaximus was pretty hilarious.
I like your profile pic I used to use it
He clearly tossed her because he fought all those battles only for her to not give him any. Had to hit it a quit it.
Damn did he have to throw her out of the tree? I guess he was like “she ain’t my wife”🤣🤣🤣
This is the most anti-simp bug I've ever seen in my life
Kai Ruffin was about to like but that number is too perfect
@@crystallxix1493 someone ruined it better get it to 420 likes then
169 haha
LOL
3 more till 420 guys!!
Wow that cameraman is pretty brave going near the beetles and film it
Bro thought he was going to fight the final boss when he was the final boss
the beetle was like i ain’t payin child support
beetle bastard!!!!
Female bastard
@@joeolson6880 Joe, that's such an incel comment 🤣🤣🤣
@@IRosamelia You think girls reproduce asexually? This is a human comment section.
Zaxch - hot/single/rich/dj/half demon/don't touch tail/half wolf angel
That guy has some serious anger issues 😂🤣
Subhajit Mishra someone punched his cow
now his children will as well lol
@رمضان Ramadan Alhamdulillah
"Gonna wait up in the top of the highest tree huh? I'll show you..."
Is he Kabir Singh?
Its really amazing. I always watch video. I love animals. Thank you for sharing this video 🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I believe every douchebag has adopted the traits of this beetle. God bless the beetles
Damn this beetle just said "Girls are temporary, but tree is forever"
Based beetle
She was garbage and a better one will come along
Then the tree gets cut down and burned
@@pocketaxolotl8301 don't do that, if he throws his girlfriend 25meters into the abyss i don't wanna know what he does to someone he doesn't like.
@@boratsagdiyev5679 I imagine he'd send me 2000 meters into the abyss
Whomever writes these titles is just having the time of his life.
Ah.. Whomever.. 👏🏼👏🏼
Her
Zher
That's whomst in ever* to you, sirrah.
I agree.....
""She said it was hurling or her, god i dont miss her"
I remember watching this one as a kid and dying of laughter xD
Sure, when HE throws his girlfriend out of a tree, nobody bats an eye, but when _I_ do it, I have to sleep on the couch for a week and a half.
Almost 760k people saw this under a week. That beetle is probably cyber bullied right now or worse, trying to pay for child support
mate
Palpatine x Anakin you ship palpatine and anakin?! I’ve literally never heard of that ship before.
@@_VictorGrantz_ A surprise for sure.
in Stall ikr
Damn, this Beetle took going STAG to a whole new level.
Me: Aww cute their loving eachother. Girl beetle gets thrown out
Me: OH GOD
Lmfao the girl beetle didn’t even want to do anything with him
Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Your one night stand will not "bounce" when thrown out of your bedroom window.
Also avoid using a "restraining cage"
and if she isn’t interested, don’t continue to pursue
so thats why the police have been chasing me for several weeks now...
😂
I mean I live on the ground floor because my home only has one level.
I keep a trampoline outside my window but remove it for consenting partners.
Beetle: Turns around and looks at the camera man
Camera man: uh oh
swish, aaahhhhh, plonk
beetle:youre next
camera man: falls down
narrator:the beetle even pushes camera man filming him
Watch out watch out watch out ohhh rko out of nowhere!
*Throws cameraman out of tree*
😂😂
The music adds so much pomp, I love it
the beetle went through a breakup 💀
A story of brutality, rape and attempted murder, Sounds like a lifetime movie.
gaurav shinde lol
dqmc07 nice job trying to mix human emotions and mother nature
Fifty Shades of Pixar
dqmc07 so if humans rape it’s not Mother Nature ?
@@bobbynelson679 Its a joke, like you, but a funny one.
Yeettle: "I climbed a skyscraper and fought six bosses just to mate with you princess."
Female Beatle: "Eh, I'm not really feelin it though.."
Yeetle: "I wasn't asking."
Jonathan Jones 😂these comments are gold
Yeetle XD Yeeeeet
We need a partition to rename it yeetle
...Well that escalated.
Lmao! This killed me especially the Yeetle name
😂😂😂😂😂the funniest ending to a gauntlet run😂😂😂 He didn’t want the female for himself he wanted the tree😂😂
Least aggressive beetle interaction
Beetles' exoskeletons are strong, and their terminal velocity is slow, so they won't die. But the humiliation is far worse
they'll die of embarrassment before they even hit the ground.
Especially now that they're embarrassed on national TV
@@2bb-2 Let me clarify here; what I (and most people in physics would've) meant by "terminal velocity", is the velocity where forces of air resistance (which varies by speed relative to the fluid) and gravity exactly cancel each other out. Not the minimal speed for an impact to have lethal consequences.
@@ankurage You could all just say "maximum velocity" considering the object can't fall faster unless it reaches a new medium to fall through that allows it.
But noooo we had to throw that misleading "terminal" in there.
I mean....this is too relatable lol
He's just looking out for those males he defeated before.
"Yo, I'm done with her, here, catch."
You made my day 😂😂😂
LMAO
🤣
Yikes lol
That's actually wholesome to me, he helping his fellow virgin homies
Why to plant trees ?
To see beetles fighting 😂
You could say this beetle was chaotic neutral: Fighting for nobody but himself, even throwing his mate off. What a savage.
So he literally fought all those males to get to the female and just throws her off a tree lol
this guy is mad :'D
Cheap thrills bro
Nah this guy just want to watch anime but other males blocking way
That beetle was savage ASF👹
Because that was his ex girlfriend
BBC: Stag Beetle
Me, an intellectual: Y E E T L E
You are truly the one of the the greatest minds of our era
shut up
@@typicalbootss586 no
Overwatch
😂🤣😂🤣
"Here's some cab fair, now go on and git!"