Suzy Likes To Look At Balls!
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- čas přidán 23. 08. 2024
- Story Time with Tom Foolery
Presents...
Suzy Likes To Look At Balls!
Narrated by Tom Foolery
Written by Bimisi Tayanita
Illustrated by Sumguyen Bangladesh
Published by Reach Around Books
THIS IS A PARODY AND NOT INTENDED FOR KIDS!
Check out the link for more information about Reach Around Books.
www.reacharound...
New subscriber after Hairy Beaver. I don't know how that voice actress doesn't crack up on some of these lines. The emphasis and feeling she puts in is hilarious.
Truly a professional!
Thought it was a dude.
I'm thinking she probably does, but the spit takes get excised.
😂😂
Reading it straight is so much funnier than someone trying to narrate it cackling with laughter!
Whoever is reading these books without laughing is a legend
Then why am i still not laughing?
(This isnt funny)
@@SilverOneSoul You have no humour
XD
The only one’s that will not laugh will be 6 to 8 year olds
Chanhee Park shouldn’t they be the ones who do laugh?
"when Ernie pulled his ball sack out"
This has me laughing too much.
“Ernie rolled those big ol’ balls
for a spilt and then a strike” Aswell got me
"When he slid his fingers in posh made a funny sound" killed me 😭👍
The part where they said hard and round had me dying
@InnerFox Pam thought it was rude when he was showing his balls
Can't get the Ernie reference. Help please.
“When he slid his fingers in, Posh made a funny sound” help me rn 💀
The line that made me laugh.
Victoria really is hungry for dem balls thi
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Fr
"Magic, where is your protection? I think it is too late..."|
oh no
Lol
Hahah
The fact that she looks really young and at the end calls it a date is really concerning
"It is time to end this date"
@@Kyumifun
Who ever makes these deserve raise
Oh god
“Tigers balls are small and white! Just like Michael Jackson’s :)” I CANT WITH THIS WHO WRITES THESE 😭
Lol
Why do people write these inappropriate books
Mark Thunder
@@Jordaniantrex because it’s funny
@@Jordaniantrex it's more for adult humor than anything else lmaoo
I don't know what's more hillarious - the story, or the fact that the publisher is called "Reach Around Books"
I don’t know how u say that without laughing 😂
How?
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@@thestupid7281 Dude. Look at his channel. Look at all his videos. They’re literally dirty on point-
@@thestupid7281 I wonder how many people that have a dirty mind try to read this out loud without laughing
I literally almost played this at full volume in the living room with my Mom and Grandma.
Lmao
I’m sure your Mom and Grandma would not be shocked at this informational reader. They may never let on though, as they are ladies.
"Bruce's balls are Caitlyn's now... I'm sure he has regrets" 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
They shouldn't misgender her
Chill it's a joke
Nobody is misgendering anyone
@@tristanthetransgirlqueen2875yea it’s not funny
don't you mean him?@@tristanthetransgirlqueen2875
A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Imagine a child reading these books without understanding the subtext
I have siblings lmao you can imagine the rest
My siblings understood it.
They are 15 year olds.
@@bonkdotioimealol by 'child', I meant like 6- 11 years old.
them reading it is not the bad part
the bad part is them telling their parents the book
i'm a child but i know the subtext
"Bruce's balls are Caitlyn's now...
....I am sure he has regrets."
Okay this killed me LOL
🤣
Lmao
Lol
Lol
I read this at that exact time like HOW???????
"Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at neverland" I'm dying💀
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LOL AHAHAAHA AAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHH *chokes on air* AGH MAHAHAHA AG-💀
Hahahahahhahahahaha(
I didnt understand that part, what is it supposed to mean?
@@hungryhamster4567 You might want to look up Michael Jackson for this one.
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
AC DC.
Yay ACDC- awesome song - but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best😆
While AC/DC misses Bon’s voice, they miss his songwriting even more!
This is funny because it is Acdc
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night
PLEASE help. “Tiger puts bis balls in holes”
Out pops a baby tiger
@@corgimations And then another
@@moth211 and another
@
Soviet Sans Nerf Videos and another
Lol
This is a f*cking masterpeice.
"he has no balls to hold"
"She has fuzzy little yellow balls"
"Pam has soft and bouncy balls"
As a trans man, I don't have balls either, and ya know what, I'm ok with that.
One of the few people who can read these type of books without laughing.
They are legends
I can also read this Without laughing
@@jan_Kapije no I am not lying. This book isn't even funny I tried so hard to laugh but I couldn't
“When she looked at Magic’s balls she lost mood. Magic where’s your protection? I think it’s too late... Your balls are going to spread infection” 😂 😂 😂
Me after I realized something: 😳
*She even looks young*
Looks like a child.
That to me wasn’t funny.
The rest is. Just not that one
Ikr……where is your protection, magic?💀💀💀 Suzy’s only trying to protect herself😭
For me it all began with Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber :)
This series is pure internet gold !!
'while Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at Neverland"
im dead
"Tiger's balls are small and white"
First line is already throwing out heavy punches. 😂
Kids: "I need a good bed time story with celebrity roasts. You got that?"
Bimisi: "Say no more.."
1:21 look at the way she’s holding them
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No, I will not accept this being accidental
I’m so disappointed I haven’t seen your stories until now. I’m dying here man
Brenda's beaver. Is a better one. Andy England 🇬🇧👍
The writer knew EXACTLY what he was doing lmfao
1:30 I'm dying
2:43 I laughed so hard on this one
2:30 "ball sack out" wtf lmaoo
😂
How are you able to read these stories with out cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣?
My friend's name is Suzy and OMFG. I love playing this for her. XD
1:53 I CANT
HAHHHAHAHAHA
💀
You sir are sick, twisted, disgusting,
We should hang out more often😂
Old School Uncensored 3 qualities I look for in a person
@@tonybarracuda3505 Indeed😂
@julien villagrana more the merrier😉😂
🤣🤭😂
Bruh how can read this without losing it and laughing?
The people who make these kinds of books know exactly what they're doing.
Props to the author for teaching kids about STDs without making it awkward.
I saw Brenda beaver and this one I subbed. This shit is great
0:45 his shirt says 69 lol
lol i just got that joke lmao
N I C E
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who pointed that out
*N O I C E*
Everybody gangsta until the balls look at Suzy
Who in the heck thought in a room: hey let’s make a story that’s called Susie likes to look at balls!
0:37 the number on his shirt is 69
oh yeah!
1:35 I feel bad for him
💀
These stories are absolutely hilarious thanks for sharing them with us and I am a happy new subscriber to your channel. 😂👍🏽😅
Anyone notice that "Ernie" is Bill Murray's character from Kingpin?
Bruce Jenner Has Also written a book....."Don't Look In The Jelly Jar"
0:11 I LAUGHED SO HARD, I CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE!
I LAUGHED SO HARD, THE WORLD NOW IS 4 FPS
Shame that the publisher didn't fix the spelling mistake at 1:01 . 'Haven't' is short for 'have not'. It still requires an 'e'.
Yeah
0:56 if you remove "...yellowish and green" all innocence is lost in those balls
“Pam has soft and bouncy balls” and “Hugh Hefner knows how all that goes... ...they’re in his magazine” almost got me
Bedtime story for a 31yo man right there.
"While michael proudly shows his balls to boys at neverland"
bro.... you CANT be serious right now. AND ITS MICHAEL JACKSON COME ON BRUH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS 💀
I can imagine how many parents didn't know the true meaning of the story but let their kids read it
You really crack me up 😂 🤣lol I shouldn’t look at this when trying to do other things 👍👍👍
"Ernie rolled those big ol' balls for a split and then a strike" got me laugh ing so hard😂😂😂
They don't even try to hide it like a secret dirty joke. It's obvious what they're trying to do
0:30 69
This is fully obsurd to the furthest extent & also SO BLOODY GENIUS !
Voice almost has a Mrs Doubtfire. Feel to it. 🤣🤣🤣 Goodness this A Gold mine. Hats off, such useful content here..
The number just had to be 69 xD 0:48
This had me in tears of joy!! I love you man keep it up!!!
Well as a English literature major you certainly have your prose just right👍
“While Micheal proudly shows his balls to boys in the Neverlands.”
I wanna die
I subbed. I'm not kidding 😂 Hard to Get a Good Laugh THESE days.
Yesterday when I watch a few more of these I almost died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't believe the allegations against Michael, but it's so damn funny😭
Lol gotta admit it's funny
Even I kinna hate the MJ joke (which I believe the person who made this believe that MJ do some no no to the boys)
I wonder how many innocent kid has read these book and think it's just a normal ball story
Same here. But that was the best one I've ever fucking read
I’m glad you don’t believe the allegations. #MJinnocent
0:06
This one got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
from this video i've learned balls are the Swiss knives of dirty jokes
I wonder how the narrator ain't cracking up.😂😂😂
This is hilarious. Omg, I wish I found you before. I'm a subscriber now! Yay!
“Tiger’s balls are small and white just like Michael Jackson’s” phftttttt 😂 😂😂😂
"PAM HAS SOFT AND BOUNCY BALLS THE KIND THAT MUST BE SEEN" got my laughing so hard I choked💀🤣
The author is a genius! Lol
Great job 👍 Mr. Foolery! Funny STUFF!
Instructions unclear; my golf ball is covered in sticky, thick milk.
This one is a diss track no holds barred.
when the teacher asks me to read ill just play this
I swear if this is also a book by Gary I'm going to die in my bed laughing 👁️👄👁️
“Tiger put his balls in holes” I was dying
0:38 with the number 69 on his shirt this part makes this entire thing 5x better
Who came from SPEED
Finally somebody I can relate to
WHY IS BRUCES NUMBER 69 I CANT THIS CANT BE A COINCIDENCE IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE ISTG
“Ernie rolled those big ol' balls for a split…” got me bro
Love your stories!
Rick Sanchez C137 I love your stories more Rick! Wubba Lubba DubDub!
I didn’t write any of them by the way, I just narrated them. Thank you for the kind words though sir 🧐
iTomFoolery
I don’t write any of (burp) my stories either. Two nerdy drunks write them.
Rick Sanchez C137 makes so much sense that they write your stories, because you’re the smartest (drunk) guy in the multiverse.
The Rickiest Rick of them all.
Peace amongst worlds!😎
iTomFoolery
Peace amongst (burp) worlds iTF.
wmfivethree Hillarious
Great job on your reading style!
"While Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at Neverland" the author had way too much fun writing this
Ok I don't understand how the hell these books are even available to the public but they had me ROLLING
but today I'm sad to say he says no balls to hold lmao
0:24 I-
Suzy: I love watching at balls! Teacher: I'm leaving this job
The Bruce Jenner Part made me dying
Edit: Same goes for David Beckham
I'm laughing so hard I cannot breathe! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bru, credits to Bimisi Tayanita for being a legend
I think Bimisi really made it amusing as a sexualy funny story, just look at the guy who wore the red shirt, the number says 69
Bro, I'm dying of laughter of this book
"suzy likes looking at balls"
Me: *trying to not laugh*
0:19 SPANK THE MONKEY CONFIRMD?
My third video I subscribed and I will be notified when you have a new Book video
D you have a Lotta videos I have to watch
TiGeR pUtS hIs BaLlS iN hOlEs
who is laughing so hard rn that u started crying
I love your voice bro it's on the verge of annoying but perfect narrator