Suzy Likes To Look At Balls!

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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2024
  • Story Time with Tom Foolery
    Presents...
    Suzy Likes To Look At Balls!
    Narrated by Tom Foolery
    Written by Bimisi Tayanita
    Illustrated by Sumguyen Bangladesh
    Published by Reach Around Books
    THIS IS A PARODY AND NOT INTENDED FOR KIDS!
    Check out the link for more information about Reach Around Books.
    www.reacharound...

Komentáře • 1,3K

  • @22kpar1xcyberdyne9
    @22kpar1xcyberdyne9 Před 4 lety +2771

    New subscriber after Hairy Beaver. I don't know how that voice actress doesn't crack up on some of these lines. The emphasis and feeling she puts in is hilarious.

    • @colindurham5085
      @colindurham5085 Před 4 lety +42

      Truly a professional!

    • @evvignes
      @evvignes Před 4 lety +179

      Thought it was a dude.

    • @tonybensley6246
      @tonybensley6246 Před 4 lety +41

      I'm thinking she probably does, but the spit takes get excised.

    • @SandyRed881
      @SandyRed881 Před 4 lety +14

      😂😂

    • @yampk1
      @yampk1 Před 3 lety +32

      Reading it straight is so much funnier than someone trying to narrate it cackling with laughter!

  • @TheRealAki240
    @TheRealAki240 Před 4 lety +4295

    Whoever is reading these books without laughing is a legend

    • @SilverOneSoul
      @SilverOneSoul Před 4 lety +21

      Then why am i still not laughing?
      (This isnt funny)

    • @pjrtbucks1545
      @pjrtbucks1545 Před 4 lety +175

      @@SilverOneSoul You have no humour

    • @TiredMax17
      @TiredMax17 Před 4 lety +7

      XD

    • @cripto4671
      @cripto4671 Před 4 lety +46

      The only one’s that will not laugh will be 6 to 8 year olds

    • @memory_LF
      @memory_LF Před 4 lety +3

      Chanhee Park shouldn’t they be the ones who do laugh?

  • @crud5237
    @crud5237 Před 2 lety +1292

    "when Ernie pulled his ball sack out"
    This has me laughing too much.

    • @vali2512
      @vali2512 Před 2 lety +23

      “Ernie rolled those big ol’ balls
      for a spilt and then a strike” Aswell got me

    • @kathryn_is_weird
      @kathryn_is_weird Před 2 lety +10

      "When he slid his fingers in posh made a funny sound" killed me 😭👍

    • @KennyMcCormick129
      @KennyMcCormick129 Před 2 lety +3

      The part where they said hard and round had me dying

    • @lgolan2402
      @lgolan2402 Před 2 lety

      @InnerFox Pam thought it was rude when he was showing his balls

    • @ayrek110
      @ayrek110 Před 2 lety +2

      Can't get the Ernie reference. Help please.

  • @motherhwa
    @motherhwa Před 2 lety +388

    “When he slid his fingers in, Posh made a funny sound” help me rn 💀

  • @diwader
    @diwader Před 2 lety +564

    "Magic, where is your protection? I think it is too late..."|
    oh no

    • @txe1nd
      @txe1nd Před 2 lety +2

      Lol

    • @txe1nd
      @txe1nd Před 2 lety +1

      Hahah

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun Před 2 lety +68

      The fact that she looks really young and at the end calls it a date is really concerning
      "It is time to end this date"

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Kyumifun
      Who ever makes these deserve raise

    • @koptersp3260
      @koptersp3260 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh god

  • @illwait4u
    @illwait4u Před 2 lety +950

    “Tigers balls are small and white! Just like Michael Jackson’s :)” I CANT WITH THIS WHO WRITES THESE 😭

  • @metsu-satsu4280
    @metsu-satsu4280 Před 2 lety +326

    I don't know what's more hillarious - the story, or the fact that the publisher is called "Reach Around Books"

  • @weetongong3977
    @weetongong3977 Před 4 lety +744

    I don’t know how u say that without laughing 😂

    • @pizza6168
      @pizza6168 Před 3 lety +4

      How?

    • @thestupid7281
      @thestupid7281 Před 2 lety +4

      o

    •  Před 2 lety +7

      @@thestupid7281 Dude. Look at his channel. Look at all his videos. They’re literally dirty on point-

    • @lgolan2402
      @lgolan2402 Před 2 lety

      @@thestupid7281 I wonder how many people that have a dirty mind try to read this out loud without laughing

  • @QuartizOG
    @QuartizOG Před 2 lety +211

    I literally almost played this at full volume in the living room with my Mom and Grandma.

    • @cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556
      @cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 Před 2 lety +5

      Lmao

    • @monica1811
      @monica1811 Před rokem +2

      I’m sure your Mom and Grandma would not be shocked at this informational reader. They may never let on though, as they are ladies.

  • @VoyageOne1
    @VoyageOne1 Před 4 lety +369

    "Bruce's balls are Caitlyn's now... I'm sure he has regrets" 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardbidinger2577
    @richardbidinger2577 Před 4 lety +519

    A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste.

  • @bobi200samatar6
    @bobi200samatar6 Před 2 lety +1130

    Imagine a child reading these books without understanding the subtext

    • @user-mw2bj8nc8t
      @user-mw2bj8nc8t Před 2 lety +37

      I have siblings lmao you can imagine the rest

    • @bonkdotioimealol
      @bonkdotioimealol Před 2 lety +5

      My siblings understood it.
      They are 15 year olds.

    • @bobi200samatar6
      @bobi200samatar6 Před 2 lety +19

      @@bonkdotioimealol by 'child', I meant like 6- 11 years old.

    • @grumos8455
      @grumos8455 Před 2 lety +14

      them reading it is not the bad part
      the bad part is them telling their parents the book

    • @wowimgarbage6042
      @wowimgarbage6042 Před 2 lety +1

      i'm a child but i know the subtext

  • @pirategamer6630
    @pirategamer6630 Před 3 lety +1127

    "Bruce's balls are Caitlyn's now...
    ....I am sure he has regrets."
    Okay this killed me LOL

  • @Gigg1ty
    @Gigg1ty Před 2 lety +169

    "Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at neverland" I'm dying💀

    • @GyaruStan124
      @GyaruStan124 Před 11 měsíci +4

      💀

    • @Zip_The_Epic
      @Zip_The_Epic Před 11 měsíci +4

      LOL AHAHAAHA AAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHH *chokes on air* AGH MAHAHAHA AG-💀

    • @turtlefairy
      @turtlefairy Před 10 měsíci +2

      Hahahahahhahahahaha(

    • @hungryhamster4567
      @hungryhamster4567 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I didnt understand that part, what is it supposed to mean?

    • @blackcatpoe4716
      @blackcatpoe4716 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@hungryhamster4567 You might want to look up Michael Jackson for this one.

  • @92xl
    @92xl Před 4 lety +575

    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they're held for pleasure
    They're the balls that I like best

    • @juliagraham-lemon775
      @juliagraham-lemon775 Před 4 lety +22

      AC DC.

    • @lasigoreng341
      @lasigoreng341 Před 4 lety +15

      Yay ACDC- awesome song - but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best😆

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 Před 4 lety +12

      While AC/DC misses Bon’s voice, they miss his songwriting even more!

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior Před 4 lety +4

      This is funny because it is Acdc

    • @tonybarracuda3505
      @tonybarracuda3505 Před 4 lety +10

      It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night

  • @izjustmetypical7222
    @izjustmetypical7222 Před 4 lety +367

    PLEASE help. “Tiger puts bis balls in holes”

  • @MemeDeliveryPrime
    @MemeDeliveryPrime Před 2 lety +77

    This is a f*cking masterpeice.
    "he has no balls to hold"
    "She has fuzzy little yellow balls"
    "Pam has soft and bouncy balls"

    • @benjaminthewolf
      @benjaminthewolf Před 8 měsíci

      As a trans man, I don't have balls either, and ya know what, I'm ok with that.

  • @parachuteguy3992
    @parachuteguy3992 Před 4 lety +173

    One of the few people who can read these type of books without laughing.

    • @Dylan-go1ku
      @Dylan-go1ku Před 2 lety +2

      They are legends

    • @Zandorex.
      @Zandorex. Před 2 lety

      I can also read this Without laughing

    • @Zandorex.
      @Zandorex. Před 2 lety

      @@jan_Kapije no I am not lying. This book isn't even funny I tried so hard to laugh but I couldn't

  • @imnotahatericriticizeother8837

    “When she looked at Magic’s balls she lost mood. Magic where’s your protection? I think it’s too late... Your balls are going to spread infection” 😂 😂 😂
    Me after I realized something: 😳

    • @noobslayerxxx
      @noobslayerxxx Před 2 lety +10

      *She even looks young*

    • @becky8of9
      @becky8of9 Před 2 lety +6

      Looks like a child.
      That to me wasn’t funny.
      The rest is. Just not that one

    • @kavyathakur2010
      @kavyathakur2010 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Ikr……where is your protection, magic?💀💀💀 Suzy’s only trying to protect herself😭

  • @keystonedaytrip238
    @keystonedaytrip238 Před 3 lety +61

    For me it all began with Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber :)
    This series is pure internet gold !!

  • @PatroitSongChannel
    @PatroitSongChannel Před 2 lety +21

    'while Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at Neverland"
    im dead

  • @iceeeyy3557
    @iceeeyy3557 Před 2 lety +8

    "Tiger's balls are small and white"
    First line is already throwing out heavy punches. 😂

  • @blakejames9743
    @blakejames9743 Před 2 lety +8

    Kids: "I need a good bed time story with celebrity roasts. You got that?"
    Bimisi: "Say no more.."

  • @Timlba63Jonesy
    @Timlba63Jonesy Před 2 lety +34

    1:21 look at the way she’s holding them

  • @Bundle_Exists
    @Bundle_Exists Před 4 lety +50

    No, I will not accept this being accidental

  • @yourpointbeing1506
    @yourpointbeing1506 Před 4 lety +57

    I’m so disappointed I haven’t seen your stories until now. I’m dying here man

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 Před 4 lety +2

      Brenda's beaver. Is a better one. Andy England 🇬🇧👍

  • @meloclody9122
    @meloclody9122 Před 4 lety +47

    The writer knew EXACTLY what he was doing lmfao

  • @ezekielm1204
    @ezekielm1204 Před 4 lety +36

    1:30 I'm dying

  • @derekman14
    @derekman14 Před 2 lety +26

    2:43 I laughed so hard on this one

  • @hihihihi3806
    @hihihihi3806 Před 4 lety +40

    2:30 "ball sack out" wtf lmaoo

  • @pixelsnek4819
    @pixelsnek4819 Před 4 lety +52

    How are you able to read these stories with out cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣?

  • @Alex-go8mf
    @Alex-go8mf Před 4 lety +30

    My friend's name is Suzy and OMFG. I love playing this for her. XD

  • @yourschoolshooter5660
    @yourschoolshooter5660 Před 2 lety +21

    1:53 I CANT
    HAHHHAHAHAHA

  • @ComicBookGuy420
    @ComicBookGuy420 Před 4 lety +76

    You sir are sick, twisted, disgusting,
    We should hang out more often😂

  • @ImpThingy
    @ImpThingy Před 4 lety +44

    Bruh how can read this without losing it and laughing?

  • @Chloe_i_guess1
    @Chloe_i_guess1 Před 2 lety +15

    The people who make these kinds of books know exactly what they're doing.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates Před 2 lety +4

    Props to the author for teaching kids about STDs without making it awkward.

  • @ChalkyHonky
    @ChalkyHonky Před 4 lety +54

    I saw Brenda beaver and this one I subbed. This shit is great

  • @cowgirl_406
    @cowgirl_406 Před 4 lety +94

    0:45 his shirt says 69 lol

  • @walmartpole2960
    @walmartpole2960 Před 2 lety +5

    Everybody gangsta until the balls look at Suzy

  • @Artsqool
    @Artsqool Před 2 lety +11

    Who in the heck thought in a room: hey let’s make a story that’s called Susie likes to look at balls!

  • @hannahkeen6424
    @hannahkeen6424 Před 4 lety +25

    0:37 the number on his shirt is 69

  • @derekman14
    @derekman14 Před 2 lety +14

    1:35 I feel bad for him

  • @milspecmachine3014
    @milspecmachine3014 Před 4 lety +46

    These stories are absolutely hilarious thanks for sharing them with us and I am a happy new subscriber to your channel. 😂👍🏽😅

  • @ernestol8572
    @ernestol8572 Před 3 lety +11

    Anyone notice that "Ernie" is Bill Murray's character from Kingpin?

  • @koolerm4806
    @koolerm4806 Před 4 lety +31

    Bruce Jenner Has Also written a book....."Don't Look In The Jelly Jar"

  • @bluelight6520
    @bluelight6520 Před 2 lety +13

    0:11 I LAUGHED SO HARD, I CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE!

  • @carmenm9068
    @carmenm9068 Před 4 lety +12

    Shame that the publisher didn't fix the spelling mistake at 1:01 . 'Haven't' is short for 'have not'. It still requires an 'e'.

  • @fernandogimenez5194
    @fernandogimenez5194 Před 2 lety +5

    0:56 if you remove "...yellowish and green" all innocence is lost in those balls

  • @Whatisahandledude
    @Whatisahandledude Před 2 lety +5

    “Pam has soft and bouncy balls” and “Hugh Hefner knows how all that goes... ...they’re in his magazine” almost got me

  • @Andrew-on5do
    @Andrew-on5do Před 4 lety +27

    Bedtime story for a 31yo man right there.

  • @oshiezz
    @oshiezz Před 3 lety +5

    "While michael proudly shows his balls to boys at neverland"
    bro.... you CANT be serious right now. AND ITS MICHAEL JACKSON COME ON BRUH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS 💀

  • @sutrblx5546
    @sutrblx5546 Před 2 lety +6

    I can imagine how many parents didn't know the true meaning of the story but let their kids read it

  • @brianfoster7794
    @brianfoster7794 Před 4 lety +12

    You really crack me up 😂 🤣lol I shouldn’t look at this when trying to do other things 👍👍👍

  • @joshuaarnfield1279
    @joshuaarnfield1279 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Ernie rolled those big ol' balls for a split and then a strike" got me laugh ing so hard😂😂😂

  • @plasmasnow22
    @plasmasnow22 Před 3 lety +2

    They don't even try to hide it like a secret dirty joke. It's obvious what they're trying to do

  • @camillaashcraft6167
    @camillaashcraft6167 Před 2 lety +23

    0:30 69

  • @trixxtreatz
    @trixxtreatz Před 3 lety +3

    This is fully obsurd to the furthest extent & also SO BLOODY GENIUS !

  • @JohnJJ1221
    @JohnJJ1221 Před 4 lety +3

    Voice almost has a Mrs Doubtfire. Feel to it. 🤣🤣🤣 Goodness this A Gold mine. Hats off, such useful content here..

  • @bopbippitybop3001
    @bopbippitybop3001 Před 3 lety +9

    The number just had to be 69 xD 0:48

  • @danielkilgore9697
    @danielkilgore9697 Před 4 lety +5

    This had me in tears of joy!! I love you man keep it up!!!

  • @patrickmartin400
    @patrickmartin400 Před 3 lety +4

    Well as a English literature major you certainly have your prose just right👍

  • @LardCard
    @LardCard Před 2 lety +2

    “While Micheal proudly shows his balls to boys in the Neverlands.”
    I wanna die

  • @bansheemania1692
    @bansheemania1692 Před 4 lety +6

    I subbed. I'm not kidding 😂 Hard to Get a Good Laugh THESE days.

  • @shermainelee6435
    @shermainelee6435 Před 3 lety +5

    Yesterday when I watch a few more of these I almost died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sssmo500
    @sssmo500 Před 3 lety +37

    I don't believe the allegations against Michael, but it's so damn funny😭

    • @imdyinginside1919
      @imdyinginside1919 Před 2 lety +6

      Lol gotta admit it's funny
      Even I kinna hate the MJ joke (which I believe the person who made this believe that MJ do some no no to the boys)
      I wonder how many innocent kid has read these book and think it's just a normal ball story

    • @Ascension721
      @Ascension721 Před 2 lety

      Same here. But that was the best one I've ever fucking read

    • @goo_90
      @goo_90 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m glad you don’t believe the allegations. #MJinnocent

  • @Kat_0v0
    @Kat_0v0 Před 2 lety +8

    0:06
    This one got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ishitmypantsinacarwheniwas7

    from this video i've learned balls are the Swiss knives of dirty jokes

  • @christinawhite3689
    @christinawhite3689 Před 3 lety +6

    I wonder how the narrator ain't cracking up.😂😂😂

  • @deborahaviles708
    @deborahaviles708 Před 4 lety +3

    This is hilarious. Omg, I wish I found you before. I'm a subscriber now! Yay!

  • @Alilovi
    @Alilovi Před 2 lety +1

    “Tiger’s balls are small and white just like Michael Jackson’s” phftttttt 😂 😂😂😂

  • @G00fyG0oblercalledLIZZI
    @G00fyG0oblercalledLIZZI Před rokem +1

    "PAM HAS SOFT AND BOUNCY BALLS THE KIND THAT MUST BE SEEN" got my laughing so hard I choked💀🤣

  • @SisterDottie
    @SisterDottie Před 4 lety +8

    The author is a genius! Lol

  • @koolerm4806
    @koolerm4806 Před 4 lety +4

    Great job 👍 Mr. Foolery! Funny STUFF!

  • @tandemtcg
    @tandemtcg Před 2 lety +1

    Instructions unclear; my golf ball is covered in sticky, thick milk.

  • @xooks3050
    @xooks3050 Před 2 lety +1

    This one is a diss track no holds barred.

  • @ultrababycakes
    @ultrababycakes Před 3 lety +3

    when the teacher asks me to read ill just play this

  • @becgreen3553
    @becgreen3553 Před 2 lety +12

    I swear if this is also a book by Gary I'm going to die in my bed laughing 👁️👄👁️

  • @mrmctavishthesailingdog8020

    “Tiger put his balls in holes” I was dying

  • @Vison01
    @Vison01 Před 2 lety +1

    0:38 with the number 69 on his shirt this part makes this entire thing 5x better

  • @MDF_Leader
    @MDF_Leader Před 6 měsíci +6

    Who came from SPEED

  • @blitzbase
    @blitzbase Před 2 lety +4

    Finally somebody I can relate to

  • @karl7507
    @karl7507 Před 3 lety +2

    WHY IS BRUCES NUMBER 69 I CANT THIS CANT BE A COINCIDENCE IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE ISTG

  • @Whatthebacondid
    @Whatthebacondid Před 10 měsíci

    “Ernie rolled those big ol' balls for a split…” got me bro

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před 4 lety +35

    Love your stories!

    • @iTomFoolery
      @iTomFoolery  Před 4 lety +3

      Rick Sanchez C137 I love your stories more Rick! Wubba Lubba DubDub!
      I didn’t write any of them by the way, I just narrated them. Thank you for the kind words though sir 🧐

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před 4 lety +4

      iTomFoolery
      I don’t write any of (burp) my stories either. Two nerdy drunks write them.

    • @iTomFoolery
      @iTomFoolery  Před 4 lety +1

      Rick Sanchez C137 makes so much sense that they write your stories, because you’re the smartest (drunk) guy in the multiverse.
      The Rickiest Rick of them all.
      Peace amongst worlds!😎

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před 4 lety +2

      iTomFoolery
      Peace amongst (burp) worlds iTF.

    • @Fourwheeljive
      @Fourwheeljive Před 4 lety +1

      wmfivethree Hillarious

  • @ShannonBradford
    @ShannonBradford Před 4 lety +6

    Great job on your reading style!

  • @wholivesinapineapple
    @wholivesinapineapple Před 11 měsíci +1

    "While Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at Neverland" the author had way too much fun writing this

  • @Steviebob-
    @Steviebob- Před 2 lety +2

    Ok I don't understand how the hell these books are even available to the public but they had me ROLLING

  • @jaejae_2
    @jaejae_2 Před 2 lety +4

    but today I'm sad to say he says no balls to hold lmao

  • @thegrannyseekers6027
    @thegrannyseekers6027 Před 3 lety +9

    0:24 I-

  • @lochthepopa4016
    @lochthepopa4016 Před rokem +1

    Suzy: I love watching at balls! Teacher: I'm leaving this job

  • @Suppenhuhn_08
    @Suppenhuhn_08 Před 2 lety +2

    The Bruce Jenner Part made me dying
    Edit: Same goes for David Beckham

  • @bradleyp33
    @bradleyp33 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm laughing so hard I cannot breathe! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @u78iw47
    @u78iw47 Před 2 lety +4

    Bru, credits to Bimisi Tayanita for being a legend
    I think Bimisi really made it amusing as a sexualy funny story, just look at the guy who wore the red shirt, the number says 69

  • @ChillyzHere
    @ChillyzHere Před rokem +2

    Bro, I'm dying of laughter of this book

  • @youhatennnnnnnnnndrink
    @youhatennnnnnnnnndrink Před 2 lety +2

    "suzy likes looking at balls"
    Me: *trying to not laugh*

  • @mouthlesshater
    @mouthlesshater Před 2 lety +6

    0:19 SPANK THE MONKEY CONFIRMD?

  • @tiger.6509
    @tiger.6509 Před 4 lety +3

    My third video I subscribed and I will be notified when you have a new Book video
    D you have a Lotta videos I have to watch

  • @gabbykan5076
    @gabbykan5076 Před 3 lety +1

    TiGeR pUtS hIs BaLlS iN hOlEs
    who is laughing so hard rn that u started crying

  • @engineer_focus1889
    @engineer_focus1889 Před 2 lety +3

    I love your voice bro it's on the verge of annoying but perfect narrator