"WHY THE F*CK DID YOU FAIL ALL SUBJECTS *BUT* HERBOLOGY?" Headmaster Black asked Tom Rizzle, calmly. "She talked about my skilled fingers in her soil, and got me acting unwise," Tom replied. "Oh..." everyone else nodded. Omnis gestures as if saying "NICE", unaware everyone was looking at him.
I love how at the end of each bit of dialogue she has, for a moment her face just resets to her default, expressionless face. Kinda makes it seem like she's putting on a cheerful facade, but deep down she's had it up to here with these snot-nosed brats...
It’s so funny, especially when skipping dialogue. They can go from a huge smile to the most neutral face ever immediately. It feels like they’re being sarcastic. 🤣
These crazy SOB already have a prototype for multiplayer working. I give it till the end of the year before the have a functioning mod that allows for relationships.
They can't put romances in the game because of the characters' ages... But it's technically Professor Garlick who would be committing the crime in this case, right?
that is the most "your custom character appears in a cutscene" example of your custom character appearing in a cutscene that I have seen in a long, long time.
@@juliandelapena4293 GTA: San Andreas had this feature in the game where your character would have girlfriends, and you would take them out on dates - dancing and so on Anyways, at the end of the date you would take your girlfriend back to her place, and if you had completed the mini games on the date she would invite you inside for.. coffee.. The Hot Coffee Mod is the sex minigame. You would see your characters avatar having sex with the girlfriend character and you could change the rhythm, sexual position etc. But Rockstar decided to remove this part of the dating mini-games before the game released... But they didn't remove the code.. So a bunch of people found the code and decided to do gods work and put it back into the game
I think most of the characters in that game tend to have a bit of a cock-eyed dead stare. I think before launch they were touting the motion capture they used but this game has some 2010 level character animation 😭
It would've been better if the potterverse had 1 or 2 nods to maybe students with the same surname as characters from the books or maybe a professor you'd see less of rather than having 'headmaster black' and 'professor weasley' as these characters you speak with a lot. It makes the world seem so small when a large amount of important characters in the game have close family ties to key characters from the main series. Also makes you wonder, how does the weasley family go from a professor at the worlds best wizarding school to living in the absolute sticks in the books? Who fumbled the bag?
@@Tom_Hillman Phineas Nigellus Black is an established character from the books. It makes sense timeline-wise that he would be the headmaster. People had speculated this prior to the game coming out when we found out when the game was taking place. Agreed about Professor Weasley though.
"Shes sleeping with your brother? But shes hot. Nice. You want us to do something? Well we'll get that boy his luckiest little boy medal right away. Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a student?"
She told us that we're quite green-fingered Green-fingered means very skilled at making plants feel good. Garlic is a plant, so... Wanna test that theory together professor? How about tonight? In your room perhaps?
Not sure who needs to hear this, but you DO NOT have to put on every article of clothing you see - ending up looking like an Abe Lincoln Harry Potter sailor trying to blend in at hogwarts…
She’s a planter, give her a seed and she’ll tend well to it.
Bro ☠️
i hope they pin this comment
😂😂
@Ohio big fan he’s definitely earned it
@@OgBigNut FR 😂
You'll never go back to regular bread once you've had a taste of Garlick Bread.
Ok this one is my favorite
Hahaha, that one was awful! xD
Once you go garlic you never want to be far from it
@@funfunfun3624 Nooooo dies*
As someone who has it can confirm garlick bread is way better
Trying to rizz up with that atrocious fit should be illegal 💀
Nah that was some drip drop 💧
@@OgBigNut nah dude I was looking for the comment bashing that "drip"
@@OgBigNut Fucken trashcan thriftshop drip maybe.
They need to send him to Azkaban for wearing that shit
Yeah I saw the title and thought "not in that". The guy is looking like his catchphrase is Bah Humbug
"WHY THE F*CK DID YOU FAIL ALL SUBJECTS *BUT* HERBOLOGY?" Headmaster Black asked Tom Rizzle, calmly.
"She talked about my skilled fingers in her soil, and got me acting unwise," Tom replied.
"Oh..." everyone else nodded. Omnis gestures as if saying "NICE", unaware everyone was looking at him.
>Tom Rizzle
💀💀💀
TOM RIZZLE
omg loved the reference to that one video
He who must not be Rizzed
@@icecreamenthusiasts2487 The Rizzler’s Stone
I’m tryna Slytherin her chamber of secrets
@@the_grim69420 a huge snake. She’s about to find mine
Cha cha, smooth
I hope she GarLicks me
Slytherin her room of requirement and show of my basilisk
I think she wants me to fertilize her garden
Now I know why Avalanche didn’t want relationships in Hogwarts Legacy, they KNEW we’d be actin up with Professor Garlick! 😤😤😤
Mods will exist. Mods will exist. They have to.
Well the player character is also like 15-16
@@colton2680 dude i was in grade schol in 99 kids were 12-13 already doing oral sex....grow up
@@colton2680 15-16 yo is an age of first love
@@colton2680 Well, during that time, the marriage age was around 12 years old.
I love how at the end of each bit of dialogue she has, for a moment her face just resets to her default, expressionless face. Kinda makes it seem like she's putting on a cheerful facade, but deep down she's had it up to here with these snot-nosed brats...
unplayable. they need to fix this ASAP.
Happens with every character the game is unfinished
BIOWARE FACE lives on.
It’s so funny, especially when skipping dialogue. They can go from a huge smile to the most neutral face ever immediately. It feels like they’re being sarcastic. 🤣
Feels like their animatronics on expressions need more work, they shut off to their resting face too fast.
I'd have 100% attendance for her classes 💯
She’s a lesbian.
@@stephenking5852 I just presume everyone in these games is gay at this point.
@@SkyTiedWDYM FUCK?! THATS EVEN BETTER!
@@stephenking5852 so what? She can’t say anything when she gets a Whif of chloroform
@@stephenking5852 hey hey hey, maybe she's bi guys.
Prof. Garlick exist
Everyone : *Expecto Erectio*
The translation is accurate 😂😭
W translation
Wingardium LeviosAAAA
Alohomora
Erectio Maxima
Bro that’s translation!!!
Wtf, bro... 😂
Avalanche: No dating
Modders: You dare challenge me?
These crazy SOB already have a prototype for multiplayer working. I give it till the end of the year before the have a functioning mod that allows for relationships.
@@machine1685 oh I bet it won’t stop at relationships 😈
@@-gj3nu I'M TRYNA EAT HER HAIRY POTTER
@@-gj3nu 😈
@@-gj3nu 😈
Call me a vampire because Professor Garlick is my weakness 😩
Nice pickup line
Aren't You dead?
*Call me Lady Dimitrescu because Garlick is my weakness.
Lessfuggengoooo 💀💀😅
How are you so creative? Holy crap that’s a good one
Bro trying to rizz her up lookin like Jack the ripper escaped an old folks home
Damn straight violated my ass 😭😂
her the entire video: 😃😁
the face she makes at the end:🗿
That's the face she makes reading all the thirst comments
I won't be missing her classes either
Imma have perfect attendance with no tardys
@@OgBigNut same
@Thomas Kearse Green fingered? Pfft I am green dic-. CZcams has advised me not to pursue this joke.
Bro I thought you said cheese 💀
@Thomas Kearse 2 hours for me
You know all of a sudden I think that its not half a bad idea to spend the money on Hogwarts Legacy.
Definitely will tend to *her garden*
@@gamertelt9841 and she will tend to your sorcerers stones.
@@inkga10clan29 lmao
@@inkga10clan29 I died 😂😂😂😂
I had the same conclusion with Atomic Heart
That boy got on that "Ten Shillings for a shoe shine gov'ner" fit 💀
They can't put romances in the game because of the characters' ages... But it's technically Professor Garlick who would be committing the crime in this case, right?
The MC of Persona 5 bagged his teacher
I wanna lick garlick
You gotta speak to the subject experts on this: Prof Padme and Prof Anakin
Nah. 1800’s we should be in the clear.
Only if your cjaracter is female cause officially she plays for the other side
She graduated just a few years before you showed up 😂😂
Wait So I wasnt the only one checking the professor out in a game?
Great
We out here, fam.
@@CY3ER Nice name bruh
great minds think alike.
She is a beautiful RedHead what more could we ask for.
Bro is Tom Rizzle 💀
💀
Bro is Ron Rizzly, Severizz Snape, Rubeus Hagrizz, Sirizz Black, Delorizz Umbridge, Bellatrizz Lestrange
@@RuthwikRao that Hagrizz one got me weak!
you are a rizzard harry
@@RuthwikRao and don't forget the boy who rizzed, Harizz Potter
"as a reward give me your seed"
Professor Garlick
Sure. Let's plant it at your, "exclusive, one-of-a-kind soil"
No matter the controversy, one thing we can ALL agree on is that Professor Garlic can Get It!
No matter the controversy, this will be game of the year*
There is no controversy, just mentally ill people ranting when they should have been locked up in the first place.
@@WickedRichie Well, Zelda does come out this year...
@@WarpChaos F ZELDA
What controversy? There is no controversy whatsoever
Just only the alphabet attention seeking parentless twitter twats screaming for attention
Mods will exist. Mods will exist. They have to.
I mean the rule 34 was literally out there the day the game dropped
It is...inevitable
As the sacred texts say "if it exists there is..."
let them cook
@@jompangilinan6642I said, let him COCK
that is the most "your custom character appears in a cutscene" example of your custom character appearing in a cutscene that I have seen in a long, long time.
It warms my heart to know that someone, somewhere, is desperately trying to make the Hot Coffee Mod for this game
What is that?
@@juliandelapena4293 history from an ancient time (just look up “gta san andreas hot coffee”)
@@juliandelapena4293 there was a cut minigame in GTA San andreas about fucking.
@@juliandelapena4293 GTA: San Andreas had this feature in the game where your character would have girlfriends, and you would take them out on dates - dancing and so on
Anyways, at the end of the date you would take your girlfriend back to her place, and if you had completed the mini games on the date she would invite you inside for.. coffee..
The Hot Coffee Mod is the sex minigame.
You would see your characters avatar having sex with the girlfriend character and you could change the rhythm, sexual position etc.
But Rockstar decided to remove this part of the dating mini-games before the game released...
But they didn't remove the code..
So a bunch of people found the code and decided to do gods work and put it back into the game
@@M4dM4n96 lmao brilliant, I just wanna know how would they figure out the voices of the character when.. you know..
"I do so enjoy checking in with my new students", Garlick said calmly without any ahegao faces.
I would have said check me, check me...
I would fail every one of her class so I can spend more time with her.
Tactics gentlemen, tactics
Never have my hippie redhead fantasies been soo validated
Truly a wonderful time to be alive
She's going to scream like a Mandrake alright
When she's mad or when in bed?
I mean yeah she will cause she's a lesbian. Don't think she's gonna enjoy getting her red field plowed and soaked
I love the way she says everything with the most dead-faced stare
Don't worry, you'll find a lot of content with all sorts of faces of hers pretty soon...
Reminds me of the "My face is tired" from ME Andromeda
@@Eumakun OH MY I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MEME HAHAHAHAH
I think most of the characters in that game tend to have a bit of a cock-eyed dead stare. I think before launch they were touting the motion capture they used but this game has some 2010 level character animation 😭
I love how she looks more like a Weasley than the Weasley professor of the game (who gives a mix of mcgonagall and Molly Weasley)
It would've been better if the potterverse had 1 or 2 nods to maybe students with the same surname as characters from the books or maybe a professor you'd see less of rather than having 'headmaster black' and 'professor weasley' as these characters you speak with a lot. It makes the world seem so small when a large amount of important characters in the game have close family ties to key characters from the main series. Also makes you wonder, how does the weasley family go from a professor at the worlds best wizarding school to living in the absolute sticks in the books? Who fumbled the bag?
As far as Professor Weasley goes, I’m sure that was intentional. She really gave off Mommy McGonnagal vibes. 🥵
@@Tom_Hillman Phineas Nigellus Black is an established character from the books. It makes sense timeline-wise that he would be the headmaster. People had speculated this prior to the game coming out when we found out when the game was taking place. Agreed about Professor Weasley though.
@@a1pha_star 🗿
It’s always really weird seeing her look dead inside the instant she finished talking
She looks like she's had it up to here with these damned horny kids. 😂
"i will never be a simp"
*sees professor garlick
"at your service my queen"
Bruh… Halloween this year about to be lit when the girls dress like her
Ong 😭🙏
They better know the Killing Curse because Stupefy won’t stop me
@@autisticskeleton1041 ayo what
@@autisticskeleton1041 🤣🤣
She looks younger than some students
i think she’s 19 here, so just 3yrs older than our characters
This game would have been mindblowlingly self aware if she teaches you the spell “Erecto” lmao
Bro rizzed her very good, she even invited him to stop by for a chat.
"Tend to your garden and it will tend to you", a very wise word.
Suddenly I know everything about mandrakes.
With that outfit you really gotta play your whole deck to rizz professor Garlick
"I got it bad, so bad! I'm hot for teacher" -Van Halen
Avalanche: *Introduces Prof. Garlick*
H artists: *Now this looks like a job for me*
cooking up a SFM and Blender model as we speak
Rizz aside, the attention to detail for the hair is amazing
So I wasn’t the only one that thought she was bad 💀
- “Can I use your soil to plant my cucumber?”
- “But it’s a bit too hard and moist. You’d have to plant it right now”
🌝
When I got owl post from her the other day I genuinely got a buzz of excitement 😂
I am gonna frame up her letter in my magic room.
Down tremendously
Me too!
Lmaooooo thats intresting lol
Garlick: I look forward to growing together.
Me: I'm growing right now.
Garlick: What?
Me: What?
She wants your sorcerer stones
More like his "Elder Wand"
but I want her fertiliser
Little philosopher's stones
her face in the very last seconds tells you how she really feels
According to science, Garlick is a very powerful aphrodisiac, I was skeptical up until recently :D
Even her clothes can't hide her hot-ness!!!!
The other students: “why is he dressed like an idiot?”
Prof Garlick's eyes are a little dead... the lack of emotion is horrifying 😂😅
BRUH the innuendos and double entendres I just _CAN’T_ 😂
Mandrake screams got me actin unwise
I love the brief few frames of RBF in her face animations.
I’m looking at the comments. You guys are getting a one way ticket to Rizzkaban
"Shes sleeping with your brother? But shes hot. Nice. You want us to do something? Well we'll get that boy his luckiest little boy medal right away. Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a student?"
„Professor, it seems that everytime we meet, something is growing big“
Is it perhaps the seeds that you planted in my garden?
She told us that we're quite green-fingered
Green-fingered means very skilled at making plants feel good. Garlic is a plant, so...
Wanna test that theory together professor? How about tonight? In your room perhaps?
@@brillywinsen6526after tonight imma be red fingered 😈
Not sure who needs to hear this, but you DO NOT have to put on every article of clothing you see - ending up looking like an Abe Lincoln Harry Potter sailor trying to blend in at hogwarts…
Kid showing up like that to his first class? He would be getting a beating later 🤣
She missed a word in her dialogue there:
"We do look forward to growing OLD together"
Me too prof. Me too...
love how she just drops the act as soon as it ends
The face she made at the end, is why guys are afraid to ask a girl out
Prof Garlick - *breathes*
Everybody- *Expecto Hornio*
Bro tried rizzing in the goodwill Ebenezer scrooge fit
I reckon plenty of students want to pollinate her flower I am sure lol Baddie 🌹
Bro got that herbivore rizz🍷
Damn, she "student-zoned" you
They knew what they were doing with this character😂
It's not just the plants growing in this hot house!
Her voice alone does all kinds of things for me.
The amount of innuendos that come through gardening is astonashing
Mr top 10
her face at the very last second though
Nice
-South Park.
“I’ll put a mandrake in *your* fresh soil.”
Always some red headed plant lady🌹
My brother was doing the first few classes and I was like "Have you been to herbology yet?"
Holy uncanny valley. Hair looks amazing though.
“I wouldn’t mind tending to your garden at all professor” 😉
Me:"Sorry lady Dimitrescu I'm simping over lady Garlick now"
Lady Dimitrescu:(starts choking me) "You've Ruined Everything!!"
All characters look dead. But still, she's pretty
the face at the end lol
He flirts so naturally
“You’re a rizzard harry”
I'd have the wizardry record for the biggest herb garden in all of Hogwarts if she was my professor
im not trying to catch a whiff of that fiery garlicy bush
Rose in our garden...is that a compliment...
I'd be her best student hands down
If this is a university, i can guarantee lots of male students are gonna add Herbology to their course
Man got turned down so gently 😂
Favorite professor by far.
*Caution* garlic.R43 in coming
If this game was persona 5 then age would just be a number 😂
"Rizzioso" is bound to be a canon spell someday
rizzio
Only Professor Garliick taught the student a harmless spell. She is the only nice teacher.
Rejoice! There's already a bunch of sfm with her.
Sfm?
Nice 👍
She wants you so bad
Yea she does
Her eyes..... so dark so deep.... No emotion. its like she sees in to my soul
What you wish your highschool teachers looked like... but what you get is.
*TROLL IN THE DUNGEON*
Y’all are down bad 😂
-"Enjoys checking in with new students"
I bet she does!