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- This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski updates the nation on her Irish suitor, reveals her love for Hamburger Helper, and divulges her flirting techniques.
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"We never have to talk about Ireland again until next week" I cackled out loud
I read this as she said it in the video😂
i listen to this like it’s a castle boy in medieval times reading us the king’s declaration
it’s our fearless supreme leader’s declaration:D
honestly
Still not sure it isn’t a castle boy reading us the king’s declaration
she liked my comment and i shit myself
That’s exactly what this is like
This is both my weekly church service and AA meeting. I’m on time every week, nodding and saying “amen” in the front row 🙏🏻
“Idk what I’ve been saying for 27 minutes” and the video is legitimately at 27 minutes. Sometimes I wonder if she does this all in one take or if she takes break in between- or if Stanley ever takes parts out. She really does just chug through the report, and post it. I love her for that
honestly, from what i can see, most of the videos have very little editing just cuts for the ads! which i love! her unfiltered thought flow is the perfect level of stimulation for my rat brain lol
I'm assuming she has a monitor to make sure everything is in the frame & actively recording. It probably shows how long she's been recording.
The old episodes had little to no cuts, I think she does the whole episode but the editing just changed.
this comment section is the exact same scene as the beginning of beauty and the beast where the townspeople break into “belle” and are yelling bonjour at each other
I fucking cackled at this
I’ve never seen this movie but I’ll watch it for this alone
BONJOUR
I NEED SIX EGGS
Now it's in my head
7:54 “Imagine having direct access to me” *hell yeah fucking right!* 👏👏
we need a clip of this on tik tok
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
nah but like i be responding to people i care dearly about in like minimum 1 day, maximum 3weeks. on average about 4 days. just ain’t social
@@humanure0me 2
im on my hands and knees begging someone to make animated adaptations of Brittany’s alternate universe tangents but I need them to be that gross meat canyon type of animation style.
Was gunna comment this. I want her to create an animated show for us of all her brain rot ideas. I’d watch it religiously I already know
What I’d give to see how an animator would recreate her sudden screams into the void 😭🙏🏻
meat canyon animation style would be perfect. i love him
NEED an animation in SoriSora's style 🙏🙏
considered doing this on several occasions
this episode felt like when you got to have a pizza party in elementary school and everyone’s so excited and won’t shut up and the teacher has to threaten recess and the pizza party if everyone doesn’t focus on the math lesson first.
barreling down the 91 freeway with my eyes closed
such a crazy comment, i have been laughing out loud at this for 10 minutes
LITERALLY MEEE OMW TO FINALS WEEK
Ain’t no barreling down the 91 with all this traffic :(
@@BrooklynBynumit’s the barreling of it all 😂
@@kuroarimiyazaki4628you just didn’t drive fast enough!
not her JUMPSCARING me with that "annyeonghaseyo" in the beginning
“kamsahamnidaa~” LIKE ?!? WHAT WAS THAT?????? (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Fr😭😭😭😭
SAME 😭
started the episode and immediately went looking for this
i’m waiting patiently for the day brittany finds a kpop boy to thirst over so that demon in me can be satisfied
18:03 actually dying at “good night” used as a reaction. I’m stealing that so hard that’s so funny gcrhwbdd
For some reason this is super randomly used exactly like this in people around 40 these days and they're all from different places and I CANNOT figure out the orgin
As far as i know it’s a southern thing. I have heard people say it my whole life in Texas. Not sure of the true origin though.
@LawnOrnament Yeah my grandma from the south is the only person I’ve heard say it.
I know this is probably said a lot but brittany voicing what we all feel is just so refreshing. The bit at the end about wanting more from life than what our phones give is something thats been on my mind a lot lately. I cant be the only one that feels kinda hollow and just drained after being on social media, ty lord broski
Same, i've not been on anything but CZcams for years and still i scroll on youtube shorts and find "x and y celeb EXPOSED" and "Clean girl makeup is OUT, grime is IN!!" Like wtf are we reverting back to 2005 gossip/beauty magazines?? YT has always been prone to BS but i feel like lately (since 2019??) its gotten, in both comments and content, gradually more rotting. Training your feed/recommended is essential now :((
i had one earbud in, and then brittany said, “uPDATE ON THE IRISHMAN-“ and suddenly both earbuds were in
When did she say this??????
@@diddlysquat-yh3wcin the beginning lol
the tinder sponsor after talking about how she hates men. i love her 🤭
For I handed on to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures; that he was buried; that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures
1 Corinthians 15:3
@@konrad1916ur right, her continuing to go on tinder IS akin to Jesus
Not me identifying with the cis-het feminist/misandrist community leader except reverse the roles
As a firstborn son with a younger sister I must admit that watching her grow up with these role models explains why she keeps getting into the same shitty relationships with guys that have status or looks but can't focus up to get her own career underway. Not that this shit raised me to be any better tbh, just watching it happen in mass for any internet-bound fem-thinking person from outside makes me realize..."I hate men" is literally a cry for help at this point, no?
I'm seriously asking, this isn't an attempt to make a joke or anything. I've had a guy friend that's had a rough love life and sometimes I've said some gross shit about women at large because of how I feel treated like dick and not respected for the man I see myself as, much less allowed to express myself in an equal and feminist way. Even my most progressive fem-friends have called me stupid and boring, and I've said things bc of that such as "these bitches got me wishing I was straight-up gay...and im already not straight!?
I wanted a family, but imma have to settle for church and cheating at this rate."
And I don't condone that I said that crap, but I'm also incapable of continuing to gaslight myself into thinking that it's all my fault. Idk if it's the area I live in or what, but finding somebody who's willing to sit down and have a 1:1 about the facts of life before getting to the deed...yeah..I'm dating a 39 yo now...bc she's mature enough for me. She knows what she wants and why, and she knows she can get it with or without me.
It's that self esteem...I can't give it to you.
this is one of my favorite episodes ever. the hamburger helper stanley mental movie scene, the zillow image in the capcut bit, the reciting sherlock. i am blessed to be a member of broski nation amen.
trueee the whole hamburger helper mental movie scene is my favourite part omgggg
I am going through the same "situationship" thing with my own boy right now that is almost perfectly mirroring yours and I've got to say it's nice to go through it with someone. You remind me that I have worth and that I should be respected by my potential partners. Thanks Brittany ❤
yall i just finished having a mental break down and literally opened youtube and said ‘brittany broski i need you’ and this is the first video that comes up
our leader is truly here for her citizens
❤❤
Ayy hope you chillin' now ❤
“Save us donalt trump” type shi
our supreme leader 😔♥️ (same here, hope you're feeling better. Hope you know you're awesome and deserve to have great things happen)
Dude, I was crying right when I clicked on the video, Britney starts talking and my tear ducts are as dry as the Sahara
EVERYONE UP FROM THE BARRACKS. CAPTAIN SAID WE GOTTA FUCK IT UP IN THE A.M.
🫡🫡🫡
YES MA'AM
SIR YES SIR
"Patrick the Star" threw me off way harder than it should have
Does Brittany have to watch and approve these before they’re posted? The thought her watching this back and laughing and thinking “they’ll love this” makes me so happy. Because we do 🥹
i am mentally unwell and clinging to this podcast like a buoy in a stormy ocean
FR😭😭😭😭
Ms Broski is the only thing keeping me from panic attacks rn like a small shield against a storm of knives
REAL
Sssssssaaaame
It's okay. Cling to whatever keeps your head up. I'm slowly becoming that plant lady... loves from Ohio.
girl i went to a speed dating event and got played (fed and immediately blocked) by a MARRIED irishman with children and a PREGNANT wife. The country has been ruined for me 😓 i felt that spiritual sermon in my SOUL
This is my sign not to go to a speed dating event 😂
@@lilmissemi my first and only 🙃 imagine my surprise when he removed his contact info from their site too LOL
@@maddynyedamn girl how did you find out that he's a "family man"?
@@glupik1234 my coworker helped me call on her phone, then he unblocked and he texted me that he was married and “trying to work things out” (then blocked again) so i wanted to look her up to maybe reach out and tell her. found her facebook in about 30 minutes and they had literally announced the gender TWO WEEKS earlier of their THIRD child. never felt so disgusted with myself 😔
@@glupik1234 my coworker helped me call from her phone to confront, he texted me “i’m sorry im married trying to fix things” and blocked me again. I wanted to reach out to possibly let her know bc i knew there had been others - found her FB page in 30 minutes and last post was them TWO weeks earlier announcing the gender of their THIRD child. he used only an initial on the site for his last name too - i happened to see his driver’s license one night and remembered his last name. literally never felt so disgusted with myself 😣
my favorite thing to do is react as if this were a conversation and I actively listen and everything
Been thinking about starting a CZcams channel for a while now, and my fiancé asked me, in an attempt to get me inspired, "What would Brittany Broski do?" Of course I said, "That is the most otherworldly, unfair comparison, that woman is firing on all cylinders, she has accessed the 98% of her brain that rest of us can't, I could never do what she does." Every day you prove me right.
You should do it! Start the channel! If it’s something you’re passionate about, be proud to share it!
stop that's sad
"mama there's mold in your straw" lmaoooo
My roommate has been sick for like 2 months and I'm fairly certain that its bc she doesn't wash her water bottle
I love my water bottles but I am religious with cleaning. I prefer widemouth Nalgene type bottles so I can reach and view everything. 👀
not to be honest and openhearted but i live alone for the first time in my life and being able to put on the broski report every week keeps me going bc i pretend ur sitting in my kitchen just yapping for an hour and it helps simulate human interaction. thank u great leader
me too 😂
Girl SAME! Like parasocial relationship or not, I 100% consider Brittany to be my friend. Like I have conversations with her (don’t grippy socks me plz) and find that I adopt her mannerisms and habits in my day to day life hahaha it’s seriously like having a best friend that I can hang out with (watch CZcams and tik tok vids of) anytime I need/want!
Same here ❤
"not to be honest and openhearted" is so real. I also feel the same, this podcast makes me feel less alone
!!!!
I truly listen to this podcast with the same interest and attention as I would have if I were an American listening to FDR's fireside chats during the Great Depression. BROSKI, THE SUPREME LEADER, HAIL ALL!
broski team i’m begging you to upload broski report as a video podcast on spotify i want our fearless leader to be on my wrapped!!! but i need her physical humor!!
DEEPLY need this
The oat milk hamburger helper section had me OUTTT😭 Brittany is freaking hilarious brooo
@ 7:08 "Church, amen?"
literally holding back tears at my fucking desk at my fucking corporate girlboss job oh my god nothing funnier is on the internet
Was your head bowed in prayer??
Lmao same as fuck
not me saying amen though 💀💀💀
The way I said amen and lifted my head but she kept going really captured the pastor vibes
me, not religious, saying amen while on the treadmill with the gym full of men who will watch me try not to fall off due to laughing so much
brittany! it's good to hear about your issue with your situationship. because it's very relatable, and it's good to hear that other people go through similar things
i’m convinced broski nation dungeons have a little leprechaun chained to the stone wall right beside stanley.
i love resting easy knowing I have pledged my allegiance to a just and honorable queen and im part of a nation that respects and understands me
I tell people I’m writing in Brittany Broski for president
Agree agree agree shakes head in agreement aggressively
the way i am going through the EXACT same thing that Lady Brittany is going through with irishman and at the same time too and we are having the same exact thoughts abt it
53:15 - 54:30 PREACH 🙏 thank you for addressing this. The addiction and toxicity of social media is so real I felt that scream in my soul ❤️
the second you started “roof… roofs… rooves…” i was like “she’s gonna google it” 😂
I love a good Broski google
As one does…
My marriage has become playing hours of the podcast I’ve already listened to in front of my husband and turning to look at him to make sure he’s laughing at the right parts
No because I watched her cameo video and found it so funny that once I finished it I IMMEDIATELY came into the living room, put it on the tv and forced my boyfriend to watch. I rewatched it literally 2 seconds after finishing it the first time and was STILL laughing just as hard
Me, showing this comment to my husband rn: “see it’s not just me!!” 😂😂
As you should
so real
It's only right
OMG so many laugh out loud moments in this episode 🤣 love you Brittany
Britney, living in LA: I haven’t seen the sun in 4 months
Me, in the PNW: 👁️👄👁️
i love brittany. shes so real, i just got ghosted by a guy who i was obsessed with too and it just helps so much watching and feeling less alone
Happens to the best of us
Really does happen to the best of us
Same thing happened for me recently
men ain’t shit bby hope u feel better soon
"get your money up" 10:50 My body actually convulsed from laughing out loud 💀
Hamburger helper mention was SO REAL
I love this woman with all my heart
"I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE MAKIN TURD STEW LINDA PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON THERE" ive just exited my body
WHEN SHE KEPT PRETENDING TO OPEN THE LID AND YELLING “GOODNIGHT” 😭
the whole dutch oven bit made me so excited bc the one time she liked and replied to my comment was when she farted on her spam and i commented “did you dutch oven yourself” and she says yes and sorry i’ve just never been so happy
Brittany having that whole Sherlock Holmes scene memorized as a child is a massive part of her lore I fear
I could listen to you talk about literally anything and I would be entertained. Everytime I listen to this podcast it feels like listening to a friend and catching up on stuff each week😂
i talked to an irish guy on whatsapp when i was in highschool and those memories have come flooding back bc of this ep thank you brittany
who else immediately dropped their head and closed their eyes when she said lets bow in prayer LMAOO
brought me back to church days with that lol
I even put my hands out to hold everyone else’s hands 😂
🙋🏻♀️
GOOOOOOOD MORNING BROSKI NATION
MORNINGGGGG
Goooood morning!!!
MORNINGGGG
hellooo
GOOOOD MORRNING
no but i started cry laughing at the begenning when she said hello in Korean IT WAS SO RANDOM I LOVED IT
I love this podcast so much, feels like I'm talking with a friend and she's spilling all the tea ☕ love it ❤️🤗
HANDS OFF THE WHEEL FOR OUR SUPREME LEADER
had me up until the milk part fr
AWAKE AND READY
brit get one of those SAD lamps set up where you do your makeup for some extra vitamin d! it’s been game changer for my mood through the colder months! 💖 love from canada!
Britney i’m being a trillion percent serious rn, pls make more video thingies saying how you are in control over how much you use your phone, and about phone addiction. it really made me actually feel something which is bonkers and it would help me so much! will be listening to this on repeats until then! ily xoxo
All jokes aside, the work she does is so important. It is so crucial to realize that the stuff we see online, the stuff that gets boosted, the stuff that drives us apart, the entertaining stuff packed with subtle subliminal lies, it's all theatre. The creepiest shit ever is that the "Metaverse" originated in a science fiction novel where fact and fiction became seamlessly blended, and no one minded it at all. Yes, fictional stories can be filled with truth. But this puppet show online is not it and I'm so grateful to her for calling it TF out. To have us curate our feeds critically, seek a really broad foundation of world knowledge, and being a true Renaissance woman. Brittany is so on fire for someone who just got ghosted. I have infinite respect for her messages, as silly as she is. She's the whole package and I can't wait for her to find a good dude to share her life with
Yes all hail Brittany
wait can you tell me what the name of that science fiction novel is??
Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson!@@butterballin
The Hamburger Helper with the big glass of Milk lol the most southern thing ever!
Someone tell Brit about lactose free milk!! We gotta keep up our calcium ladies and gents
Cleaned my depression room in its entirety while watching this! Accomplishments are happening broski nation!
watching brittany recite the sherlock holmes scene might have given me the joy i needed to get thru this week, this was truly some successful enrichment time 🙏
just ordered the pool boy candle from vacation & put “BRITTANY BROSKI” in the “how did you hear about us” field
Literally same!! Our fearless leader will get that sponsorship if we have anything to do with it! 😤
@admanpa and @321khood are officially the marketing co-leaders of this great nation
2:30
Brittany: "... and I just forgot what I was talking about"
Me: "Same here girl I have no clue"
🤣
Did not expect Brittany to say hello and thank u in Korean at the beginning 😂
my three month situationship just dumped me and this made me feel so much better thank you brittany for being vulnerable online you’re helping so many more people than you even know ❤
It's her going into her southern baptist accent while praying for me lmao. Different from her southern toothless grandma accent that makes sure to ask how y'all duu'in and if y'all huungry.
I need a shirt that says
“If I am laughing ominously in public, I am actually listening to Supreme Leader Broski’s the Broski Report Podcast”
YESSSSSS
Or one of those cone of shame hats more accurately
This was me cackling on the sidewalk eating my lunch
Not me in the break room next to my oblivious coworkers 😂😅
Neeed this bad
broke up with my bf of a year. youre vids always bring me down to reality and give a good laugh. love you!! been here since the beginning :)
I say this all the time Brittany but you brighten my Tuesday no matter what shit you are talking about (or yelling at me about) you brighten my day and make life that much more manageable
That purple on the hydro flask is a gorgeous most perfect color
Eggplant 🍆
8:25 “I’m gone, you lost me………he ghosted me” REAL
thank u for always making it seem like a facetime ily
Wowwwwwwe that speech about her becoming a renaissance woman! I always thought she knows so much about everything and the fact she's that self aware is just amazing! New fan here and lifelong frrrrrreal! ❤
Brittany going through a situationship at the same time as me is so validating. His msgs started getting dry so I killed the conversation before he could. Help me fr
Mine dumped me over a little argument and degraded me so bad.
@@angeladamian4550 sorry to hear that, that sucks. You are so much better off without him though if he treats you like that.
sucks cuz mine just isn’t in a good place/ not ready for a relationship so we aren’t talking that much rn 😢
Tell me why when she said bow your head and close your eyes I immediately listened and it sent me back to chapel at school😭
FRR
i’m saying
the way unconsciously said “amen” during the prayer 😭 the body keeps the score 💀
1984 is one of my favorite books!! Can't wait to hear you talk about it
I have been in love with Peach Pit for so long and to hear my QUEEN say she also loves it... I screamed. I went teary eyed. It's gonna be my number one on spotify wrapped again, it's a ways away but I'm gonna make it happen.
I genuinely listen to this podcast with the same level of attention and desire as Americans during the Great Depression listening to FDR’s fireside chats. ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER BROSKI!!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING FIRESIDE CHATS
YES hands are off the wheel, YES I've plowed into a roundabout, YES I've told the townsfolk to mind their fucking business!!!!
Edit: we are trying to make horses drink piss through a straw, MAKE WAY!!
I look forward to your book reports! I always like to hear your insights. I knew nothing about Rosalia, but I greatly enjoyed your in depth analysis of her lyrics.
I appreciate your commentary on the importance of intellectualism and expanding your mind with valuable literature/art, rather than forming your personality around 15-second clips, that ultimately feed the chain of overconsumption. It’s so healthy to read old and new literature, and it is so crucial to admire art from different perspectives. Books, music, etc fills us with a passion to learn and understand. These things challenge us and result in critical thinking.
The Irishman squandering his opportunity is grounds for drawing and quartering courtesy of the supreme leader!! Stay strong sister Brittany
The way I easily ignore my church trauma to bow down my head and pray when mama broski tells me to
the ONLY time I will allow being proselytized is in the church of Broski Nation
so happy brittany’s doing broski nation prayer so i can finally get that church experience!!
I just found Brittany’s account and have been binge watching her for the past week lmao
Welcome to Broski Nation! Buckle in
Where have you been this whole time?? 😂 No but I’m actually quite jealous that you get to sit and consume all of Brittany’s content with fresh eyes. Welcome to Broski Nation! 🫶
Welcome traveler
@@rndmgrll I didn't find her channel until after my sibling died a few months ago. Some of us just have shit going on that leads us to new places. Whatever caused OP to find Brittany, good or bad, doesn't really matter. What matters is that they are here now and are enjoying Brittany's content.
Saaaame! I was brought in by the radical honesty of those fanfiction videos and I’m having such a good time.
When she started praying my body could not resist closing my eyes and bowing my head and then the prayer escalated into hating Irish people and now I feel like I've done something wrong
See that's what it's like to be part of a cult
I love that this whole podcast is just a bunch of bits ❤ I live laugh love for you Brittany Broski
brittany!! i've never related to anything more than the urge to be a renaissance woman!!! i just want to be educated in every profession and have a basic but solid understandment of the world to be able to think for myself.. so glad u feel the same
7:00 i forgot this was a youtube video and literally got transported and said “amen”
"We're talking on whatsap? Get your money up!" had me rolling for too long.
The way that you reenact situations is literally me
Ive been binging all of Broski report, HOW IS LORD BRIT SO FUNNY AND THE MOST ENTERTAINING ALL BY HERSELF PLSSS U ARE BEYOND THIS REALM MY MASTER
Posting this exactly when I started my lunch break is a blessing x
AT 9AM?
@@lilly.stone0there are people who live in europe/other continents you know
@@lilly.stone0this might sound crazy but weird work shifts and time zones
@@lilly.stone0who's gonna tell her people live outside america
@@lilly.stone01pm in the uk
but can we talk about your makeup!!! that blush placement!!! 😍😍
omg peach pit is my everything, so underrated! i got the "you and your friends album" on vinyl, constant obsession
had to pause halfway through this video to go watch both of the sherlock holmes movies because I started to twitch and crave it the more brittany kept talking about it, she truly gets it.
i cannot imagine dropping BRITTANY‼️
MAKING MY COFFEE IM AWAKE
words cannot describe how much i needed this.
watching this while eating dinner after a hard week. feels like i’m not alone and have a yappy friend that’s keeping me company
i love that these are always posted so early in the morning so i get to watch them fresh off the presses while i get ready for work🥺🥰
I was debating whether the inevitable with the Irishman was things ending or him finding the podcast 😭