That’s funny; I was listening to a sleep story on my Calm app last night, amd thought how great it would be if they had Jemaine read one. Matthew McConaughey’s is very relaxing and I think Jemaine’s would be amazing.
Yes, Denny's. Which as we all know, is incredibly racist! Well,... not anymore. One of my mom's first jobs was as a waitress at Denny's. One of her jobs was ensuring that black people be seated in their own section. This wasn't in the '40s, it was the '70s. Shocking, right? Even in the '90s, some locations would seat black customers after whites or refuse to serve them at all.
I love the way he almost makes himself laugh when he says Well, not anymore." Keeping a straight face seems like the hardest part of good comedy performance.
no matter how many times i hear this, '...laughed the boy' will always crack me up! and i love how Jemaine so nearly laughs on the 'well, not any more' bit :D aaah theyre so awesome!
David Bowie narrated an orchestra version of "Peter and the Wolf". I would totally buy an album of Albi the Racist Dragon parts 1-6 by FOTC in the same manner. These guys are brilliant!
Did he really? I'm Australian, and the version we had growing up was narrated by Dame Edna Everage (i.e. Barry Humphries). I guess Dame Edna is our David Bowie XD Also I would totally buy that album too. In a heartbeat.
whenever i feel racist this song reminds me of this albanian disfigured boy i once met in a cave after villagers chased me down because i'm so different.
And it was on that day that Albi's knew in his heart he'd been wrong... No longer would he be Albi "the racist dragon", for all humans were just the same. Albi, the man-eating Dragon.
I love this performance of the song; though the short they made in the TV show was great, they're just having so much fun performing it here that it's a joy just to watch their faces throughout.
I love that this person created a CZcams channel, published 4 videos 16 years ago, and then never did anything with the channel ever again, but also never took it down.
I'm so glad these guys are getting more recognition. They are awesome and even though I must have listened to their songs hundreds of times they still make me laugh. :)
So it was that after many years of waiting in Meereen, Daenerys Stormborn, the last Targaryen, the Unburnt watched as her dragons grew into large beast capable of destroying worlds. Thus, she knew it was time as she mounted her fiercest and rode. Drogon left all those he flew over in darkness, Viseryon burnt through rock like butter on a stove and Albi burnt an Albanian boy, the racist dragon they named him...well not anymore.
In the marmalade forest [forest] Between the make believe trees In a cottage cheese cottage Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi] Albi the racist dragon Part 6 And so all the people of the village Chased Albi the racist dragon into A very cold very scary cave and it Was so cold and scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears Which as we all know turn into jellybeans! Anyway just at that moment he felt a Tiny little hand rest apon his tail. And who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before 'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday' Grumbled Albi quite racistly 'No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, I Crawled to safety but you did leave me very badly disfigured, ' Laughed the boy 'Why are you crying? ' I'm crying because all of the Villagers chased me here, I Think it's because I'm so racist. ' 'No Albi they chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this They just don't like you and I. Because... Well because we're different to them And with that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And Albi wasn't racist anymore! So they sat in the cave [cave] And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ] Albi the racist - well, not anymore - Dragon... !
This is my favorite version of this song, seriously. "You did leave me very badly disfigured," laughed the boy. I can't figure out which is more amusing: Jemaine's voices or Bret's facial expressions.
Am I the only one here realising that "Albi the racist dragon" sounds like "I'll be the racist dragon"? Not sure if its on purpose though, love that song :)
I think Rhett and Link only picked this song because Link saw so much of himself in the Flight of the Conchords... and yes I had listened to this before I knew who Rhett and Link were.
Same, but as a writer there's a part of me that just finds the "part 6" part desperately hilarious, because it's so often that you want to write a particular part of the story, but you can't because there are all these other parts that come before it. (And yeah, I've tried skipping and going back, but then I always need to do big revisions. 🙄) So there's something kind of liberating about them just being like, f*** it, I'm writing the "good part," you can use your imagination for the rest. 😂😂
Well here I am 16 years later and I'm laughing my ass off. Hard to believe it's been like 15 years since I've seen this video for the first time. I was a few months out of high school, and our neighbors introduced this group to us. And by us of course I mean my mom and stepdad and sisters. It was and still is to this day very hilarious.
Conquer Earth As someone who makes a lot of lists, I can say he probably meant to click a different playlist, but accidentally added it to the ERB appearances one and didn't notice.
"but you did leave me badly disfigured," laughed the boy.
funniest line ever
wouldmakeanotheryoutubeaccountjusttothumbsthiscommentuptwice/10
AzzRaze sesh
DYED REDz Agreed.
"Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty" - Is my favourite :)
Watch Flight of the Conchords online here => twitter.com/5bc9f77792b31cf40/status/824453483654819840
“Well, not anymore”
The delivery of that line is so perfect I can’t get over it lmao
Lol he loses it for just a fraction of a second. 😂😂
Not as perfect as the harmonizing on "draaaagooooon" right afterwards
Jemaine has such a soothing voice. He needs to record audiobooks
It's like Morgan Freeman and Mike Rowe had a bady and raised it in New Zealand.
He does a voice acting cameo in the cartoon epic Rick and Morty and it’s mind-blowingly good
Yes! He most definitely should!
He's also the voice of the giant crab in Moana.
And Nigel in Rio
Am I the only one that wants to hear the first five parts to Albi's story?
Skip to 2020 and you've heard more than enough.
Definitely not
I’d pay a large sum of money for that to be made
More racism I guess?
No, it was an epic fail on their part to not create an I'll be the racist dragon cartoon
"Laughed the boy" kills me every time!
likewise. I know it's coming and the delivery always makes me laugh
Best part
Whenever I’m feeling like a badly burned Albanian boy this always makes me feel better
"Oh no, I can't pay my rent and I will sleep in the cold !" laughed Brenna.
@@TheFiresloth Brutal 🤣
Thanks Lindsay
whos lindsay?
@@adamkatt they probably refer to Lindsay Ellis, a youtuber that featured a line from this song in one of her videos
which lindsay vid was this in?
My man
@@harryreddick1 Her video mask off, when talking about racism, she mentioned how a lot of people have an "Albi the Racist Dragon" approach to racism.
Loved it ''Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.''
Punch line
"Which we all know turn into jelly beans" Jemaines look after this is godly
Celina Kyle my favourite part of the video lmao
He like Mr Rogers
Right into the camera. Gets me every time.
Anyway
"What are you doing here! I thought I killed you yesterday!" - grumbled Albi quite racistly.
racist...
I know, lol - I corrected myself with another comment.
Jemaine needs to narrate audiobooks. I would seriously listen to him read from a Denny's menu.
Heard of Uncle Bertie's Botanarium ?
What-If Machine appropriate profile name
That’s funny; I was listening to a sleep story on my Calm app last night, amd thought how great it would be if they had Jemaine read one. Matthew McConaughey’s is very relaxing and I think Jemaine’s would be amazing.
Yes, Denny's. Which as we all know, is incredibly racist! Well,... not anymore.
One of my mom's first jobs was as a waitress at Denny's. One of her jobs was ensuring that black people be seated in their own section. This wasn't in the '40s, it was the '70s. Shocking, right?
Even in the '90s, some locations would seat black customers after whites or refuse to serve them at all.
I love the way he almost makes himself laugh when he says Well, not anymore." Keeping a straight face seems like the hardest part of good comedy performance.
This live version is SO much better than the one they used in the show.
The pauses make it so much more fantastic!
no matter how many times i hear this, '...laughed the boy' will always crack me up! and i love how Jemaine so nearly laughs on the 'well, not any more' bit :D aaah theyre so awesome!
David Bowie narrated an orchestra version of "Peter and the Wolf". I would totally buy an album of Albi the Racist Dragon parts 1-6 by FOTC in the same manner. These guys are brilliant!
Did he really? I'm Australian, and the version we had growing up was narrated by Dame Edna Everage (i.e. Barry Humphries). I guess Dame Edna is our David Bowie XD
Also I would totally buy that album too. In a heartbeat.
I do agree with Lindsay Ellis. This is the funniest and best bit Flight of the Conchords have ever made. Never stops being funny.
Also the use of this song in "Thanks I hate it video".
_Beast for she_
whenever i feel racist this song reminds me of this albanian disfigured boy i once met in a cave after villagers chased me down because i'm so different.
The voice he tells this story in just makes it 1000x funnier, it's sounds so much like the old story time shows when I was a kid :) Genius duo!
"Get your hand off my tail. You'll make it dirty....."
"I thought I killed you yesterday" growled Albi quite racistly. hahahahahahahahahaha
Jemaine can tell me bedtime stories anytime.
"Jemaine can tell me bedtime stories anytime", grumbled Hope Moskal, quite racistly. LOL
They are just comical, lyrical, geniuses... "Laughed the boy" 😂
My name is Albi and I'm Albanian ahahahaha
Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty!
(I typed, quite racistly)
Albi Gazheli ..laughed the boy.
Albi Gazheli
Ha, dude that's awesome!
Thanks for Skanderbeg
Are you badly burnt too?
I would listen to any audiobook narrated by them XD
The delivery on 'laughed the boy' is amazng!
I can't believe I haven't heard of these guys before.
Neither can I!
Where have you been hiding out? haha
DCdabest In a cave near the Marmalade Forest in New Zealand
haha clearly!
Watch out for those racist dragons
Jack Roberts
Evensen is an unusual surname for an Albanian.
ShamelessHorse Well Why do you think they were chased into the cave?
And it was on that day that Albi's knew in his heart he'd been wrong... No longer would he be Albi "the racist dragon", for all humans were just the same. Albi, the man-eating Dragon.
Rhett and Link brought me here, and I am so happy that they did! Such a funny song!
Sme here!
Nivesh Proag Wait, I love rhett and link but where did they mention this?
Ayden King They didn't. Its on their channel's playlists, or favorite videos or something.
Gross
I love this performance of the song; though the short they made in the TV show was great, they're just having so much fun performing it here that it's a joy just to watch their faces throughout.
I can't wait to tell my child this story.
I don't have a child.
Then it's business time!
@@marquis911
Don't mention the hippity hoppity.
Better start booming with your boom boom
I love that this person created a CZcams channel, published 4 videos 16 years ago, and then never did anything with the channel ever again, but also never took it down.
"What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday", Albi said, QUITE racistly" Kills me every single time.
these guys never get old. proud to be a kiwi
What's a kiwi? A fan of them?
Haha, a kiwi is what you call someone from New Zealand
oh! thats great actually....:D
And they ate bubblegum pie. YUM!
literally the plot to a Dhar Mann video
I'm so glad these guys are getting more recognition. They are awesome and even though I must have listened to their songs hundreds of times they still make me laugh. :)
God, it was funny 15 years ago, it sure as hell is now.
Lindsay Ellis!
She make a reference of this song in one of her videos.
Lindsay Ellis brought me here!
Me to
I watched her three-part evisceration of The Hobbit films, and this showed up in my feed.
"THANKS! I HATE IT!"
So it was that after many years of waiting in Meereen, Daenerys Stormborn, the last Targaryen, the Unburnt watched as her dragons grew into large beast capable of destroying worlds. Thus, she knew it was time as she mounted her fiercest and rode. Drogon left all those he flew over in darkness, Viseryon burnt through rock like butter on a stove and Albi burnt an Albanian boy, the racist dragon they named him...well not anymore.
Daenerude - Sandstormborn
It's 2023 and yet I still know every word. 😂
My Adopted Child In 2028: Mom, tell me a story!
Me: Albi The Racist Dragon
perfect story voice ever
i love this! ive been watching this for yrs, never gets old.
Why didn't he voice Smaug?
Brandon Tasker too racist.
"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET????" laughed the little boy
I love when he says "In a cottage cheese cottage?!" That's hilarious. Love them. Love this song and many others.
I always come back to this video if I'm feeling down. I can't help but smile every time I see this!
In the marmalade forest [forest]
Between the make believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi]
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6
And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway just at that moment he felt a
Tiny little hand rest apon his tail. And who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before
'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday'
Grumbled Albi quite racistly
'No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, I
Crawled to safety but you did leave me very badly disfigured, '
Laughed the boy
'Why are you crying? '
I'm crying because all of the
Villagers chased me here, I
Think it's because I'm so racist. '
'No Albi they chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this
They just don't like you and I. Because... Well because we're different to them
And with that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And Albi wasn't racist anymore!
So they sat in the cave [cave]
And ate bubble gum pie [yum! ]
Albi the racist - well, not anymore - Dragon... !
I love this song so much! I got the album yesterday but was so disappointed this wasnt on it :'(
This is my favorite version of this song, seriously.
"You did leave me very badly disfigured," laughed the boy.
I can't figure out which is more amusing: Jemaine's voices or Bret's facial expressions.
Love love love this! It's just so sweet and heart warming, oh jermaine's voice is just amazing. Wish I could listen to it all of the time! =}
This is the guy who played the voice of the fart in Rick and morty
japanime555 yes
and Jemaine also voiced the crab in Moana
Yes, very good.
And the biker alien in Men in Black 14 or whatever
He is the voice of everyone in everything lol
Jemaine has both a voice-actor voice and a super epic unique look! Best artist ever. ^^
2:34 idk why this always makes me burst out laughing, i think it's brett's reaction lmao
He is the reason I always watch gentlemen bronco. One of my favorite movies
racism been awfully quiet since this dropped
They are simply amazing, so talented and very original.
Can we talk about how amazing jemaine is at the accents and voices
LOL "Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty" I have never laughed so hard HAHA XD
wow i love these guy so much!!
Jermaine actually cracked up at the last line!
I want to try this bubblegum pie, it sounds yum
They are just so good.
I must have listen'ed to this song a hundred times in a row. "Lauphed the boy" never got old
I recite this song regularly at random intervals. Love it.
You know what's weird. Seeing a video uploaded 14 years ago.
Returning to this makes me so happy
We need this song now more than ever
Thank u rhett and link im crying from laughter
quite racistly
AwesomeBlueSheep LAUGH OUT LOUD
@@ShebaTheSheep who?
...laughed the boy
This song always cheers me up.
A true classic.
The guy in blue looks like a white Richard ayoade, even the voice sounds the same!
God, I've watched this since I was in High School, and I graduated in 2007... when did I get old ffs
omg I love them 3
_”get your hand off my tail... you’ll make it dirty.”_ One of their best lines ever 😂🤣
The face Bret makes after the Albanian bouys says Albi was chased away because he's different.
so stoked i get to see them live in a few months :D
I could listen to this all day! XD
Hilarious, but also really, really touching. I love these guys so friggin much!
Best duo ever.
I remember when I was a little kid, and my sisters friend just got an iPod, and they listened to it, and even now, it's still amazing :)
o my gosh I freakin love these guys. They're hilarious!!
this is in the top 5 best songs...
ORANGE BOY
Im so glad they stopped Racism here in New Zealand, used to be dumb. better now though.
This song always makes everything better.
I wish they would have worked together longer, omg too funny, thank you for the laughs.
Am I the only one here realising that "Albi the racist dragon" sounds like "I'll be the racist dragon"? Not sure if its on purpose though, love that song :)
Yes me too xD
Samuel Bertz Gotta love New Zealand accents.
Pretty sure it's on purpose :)
I think Rhett and Link only picked this song because Link saw so much of himself in the Flight of the Conchords... and yes I had listened to this before I knew who Rhett and Link were.
In love with this song I listen to it on repeat while doing math
Love these guys there hilarious.. never ceases to amazes me how funny they are! XD
I can't be the only one who'd love to hear Part 1 through 5
Same, but as a writer there's a part of me that just finds the "part 6" part desperately hilarious, because it's so often that you want to write a particular part of the story, but you can't because there are all these other parts that come before it. (And yeah, I've tried skipping and going back, but then I always need to do big revisions. 🙄) So there's something kind of liberating about them just being like, f*** it, I'm writing the "good part," you can use your imagination for the rest. 😂😂
love this song 😂😂😂
2011! still awesome!!
This concert was gold
Well here I am 16 years later and I'm laughing my ass off. Hard to believe it's been like 15 years since I've seen this video for the first time. I was a few months out of high school, and our neighbors introduced this group to us. And by us of course I mean my mom and stepdad and sisters. It was and still is to this day very hilarious.
Zach, I don't think this is one of your ERB appearances.
I see you were brought here the same way I was, I don't know what I expected...
Exactly how we got here too! So confused haha :D
Conquer Earth As someone who makes a lot of lists, I can say he probably meant to click a different playlist, but accidentally added it to the ERB appearances one and didn't notice.
Oh this makes me so oh this makes me so happy that this comment thread is here. I thought I was losing it.
This is my favorite bed time story, puts me down every time
I LOVE this song :D