A New Beginning... - Misfits Podcast #71
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*after many months of absence making everyone worried and sad*
âWhat it do boys?â
He truly does have a way with words
Was anticipating it right when I saw the thumbnail. Was not let down.
honestly dont like matt
@@just_HAZEN did anyone ask?
Master Pro Bros extreme get out
Master Pro Bros extreme get the fuck out
MY boys
*shook*
How did this comment go so unnoticed its literally bbno$
Great music bro keep it up
My bois wait in line bro
Daddyno$
listened to this on spotify first, i heard matt said âwhat it do boys?â and i just gasped
Bruh same
Misfits- âif you donât know who we are referring to itâs CallMeCarson, Travis, jshlatt, Ted, Noah, and Cooper, and thatâs it.â
Charlie- *sad slime kazoo noise*
Lucas Vanpopering and jawsh
What time?
Sad giorno theme
Josh is sad
Jawsh and Traves, anyone?
"What it do boys?"
*Everyone liked that*
na he tries too hard to be funny
@@RoachCatJr don't know what you are talking about buddy
tiddy fuk tha police fuck you youâre not a real misfits fan
Nah hes that one guy that thinks he's funny but everyone low-key hates
Tbh I agree I thought I was the only one that disliked matt and its not like I hate Americans or some shit cuz I am one đ€Ł
"Hey guys we're now partnered with spotify!"
"I want to see a baby's head get kicked in slo mo."
"this is why you club the baby seals"
talks about bleaching assholes
Don't forget about masterbating in womb
Swagger: I'm so excited for april this month
Coronavirus: Stop right there buddy
Yös
Just looked for this... man... :(
This hasn't aged well
Zuckles just staring at his juul and not talking has become a theme.
BLUExDinosaur facts, itâs kinda sad
the beanie all the way down or the hood up and tied staring in space
Unless he had a story, he kinda was always like that.
I knooowwwww I feel itll slowly start to consume him
BLUExDinosaur I agree itâs kinda sad, at least heâs smiling and laughing a little bit with the boys
Swaggersouls in April 2020: itâs gonna be 420 for an entire month
Swaggersouls the VII in 2420: itâs gonna be 420 for an entire year
Swaggersouls the XXXI in 4200: itâs gonna be 420 for an entire decade!!!
Swaggersouls the XXXII in December 31, 4209: * invents time machine to re-live 420 again and accidentally sets coordinates back to the year 420 because he was too high *
Time traveling Swaggersouls the XXXII in 420AD: itâs gonna be 420 for an entire year again!
* Tries to time travel back to December 31, 4209 but accidentally puts 4209BC because he was so fucking high *
Time traveling Swaggersouls the XXXII in 4209BC: wait... time is moving backwards so that means... itâs gonna be 420 for an entire decade again, woo!!!
* Time machine breaks down *
Fuuuuuckk!!!
Time stuck Swaggersouls the XXXII in 4200BC: Shit 420 is almost over! I must pass down my offspring and keep the cycle going.
* Has sex and impregnates some random chick from 4200BC*
There now, my seed is in a time paradox...
* fast forward to the end of April 2020 *
Swaggersouls in the end of April 2020: *wakes up* Fuck dude I just had this crazy ass dream, I really need to lay off the weed this time, luckily for me 420 is over, Iâm done.
Fitz: Hey Swagger lets get fucking high at Ryanâs
Swaggersouls: Sure Iâm down
~The End~
what a fucking roller coaster
Bruh
This is glorious
publish this
DeeSmoove19 dude the fucking effort in this comment. I applaud you.
Matt leaves for like 10 months and returns when Australias on fire
coincidence I THINK NOT
fuuuuuck
Matt started the fire
Sounds like scott morrison
Has it really been 10 months already?
Ok, they're not even gonna address Matt just showing up out of nowhere.
They did about 25 mins in.
AJ Bigfoot itâs a continued bit from the podcast where Matt left extremely abruptly
That's the joke.
what it do
They did, but heâs definitely done some hard shit while heâs been gone
We all have girlfriends
Swagger: nervous laughter
broskibenji Wesley Wait I thought he was dating HeyImBee
@@backupschmliff1156 no I think it was a joke
@@shaitiriamate9622 oof. Don't worry, I'll do it myself.
What time
good luck don!
fitz when he has to go two minutes without mentioning how much he hates the audio listeners
69. nice
201 gg
Welcome back inut
Dash That Spotify deal pays more than YT views now lol
this is a next level meme. you can't just have a caption without a reaction image
Matts entrance was as smooth as his exit all those months ago
I dont know why everyone is so harsh about mason... he was dealing with mental health issues and he seems like an overall nervous or anxious quiet person anyway. When he does talk heâs hilarious. Diamond in the rough
Simp
I'm The Funny One i dont know what that means but probably
hes just high dude. i love the guy, but in the vlogs hes not nervous or anxious at all, hes just acting like any high dude
People are assholes
@@Luckycattattoo93 Usually the funny one is not the one who says hes the funny one
Misfits: Vore wasn't a thing in ancient times
Zeus's father: Suuuuuuuuuuuuure
đ Wave backđż
Kronos be out here inhaling kids
*entire Zeus family line*
Halcyon Days
Slurping sons
Matt: appears out of nowhere
Me: hol up
DONT SPOIL IT OF OTHEERS
bruh i heard him on the audio podcast and i was like âwait... the fuck?â
Dude come on. Spoiled it for me >:(
"what it do bois"
Wtf he is literally in the thumbnail
When he said aglet at 6:53 I had an intense flashback to Phineas and Ferb
same
Ă G L E T
I started singing the song bro
DONâT FORGET IT
Anyone know what it says on the hood?
Fitzy
Podcast 30 - 32:30 "I don't think ill be a daily stoner"
Podcast 71 - 3:20 "I mean we smoke everyday"
Busted
Mifits: has 10 minute conversation about how much fun they had driving
Jay: yeah i dont have a license
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Matt: *shuffles into room after a few months* What it do boys?
what it do boys?
What it do boys?
More like a year though
what it do boys?
hes no longer deported
Holy hell I never realized how much I would miss Matt
Swaggs was all âpeople care about their fictional universes too much.â
Should we mention cube world
Mr beast: *plants 20 million trees*
Australia: Iâm gonna do whatâs called a pro gamer move
Thog donât caare
Bruh 20mil trees donât do shit
Imagine getting this a day late
Made by spotify gang
imagine not being able to watch them though
True
Imagine being a poor fuck who canât afford Spotify.
Imagine rewatching it just to see Mason throwing the bottle
Imagine by John Lennon
Jay: trying to think of something funny to introduce himself
Also jay: hi
Did you just make two comments with a similar format, 6 minutes between eachother, hope noone noticed, and end up having both of them right next to eachother.
Huggleston have you seen Witcher on Netflix?
@@huggleston6936 uuuuhhhhhhh...... Sssshhhh
Ironic
Swagger and Fitz 2 months ago - "Ye im going to smoke once a week at the max"
Swagger and Fitz now - "It'll be 4/20 a whole month, not that it matters, we smoke everyday lol"
"I'm excited for April this year" I literally bursted out laughing hearing that, low key he be foreshadowing
Zuckles looks like scout from TF2
You're actually not wrong
Fear you got a point...
I was thinking Soldier
Matt:What it do
Everyone:Oh hey. So anyway clubbing baby seals
Rule Baker Swaggers: So anyway I started clubbinâ
Fitz: "We've partnered with spotify"
Swagger 5 mins later: Kicking babies would look good on a slo motion camera
Matt: *Leaves for a bathroom break*
Matt, 18 Episodes later: âw h a t i t d o ?â
51:20 That Bottle tracking! now that's well-done editing put to good use! XD
Yes !!! Thank you!
Misfits: Hates Audio listeners
Also Misfits: Gives then episodes one day earlier
misfits logic
Beat me to it
$$$
Hector Esqueda The spotify sponsorship makes them worth more than YT adrev watchers so now he doesnât hate them anymore. And rightfully so nothing personal just business xD
@@SienjorQueso I will still always prefer video. I like seeing them interact, like facial expressions, people throwing things at each other, etc
Spotify users: Hey I've seen this one
CZcams viewers: What do you mean its brand new
I mean it is, vids no release expect patreon
Michael Verdugo you fool. You absolute moron.
Back to the future refrence
36:37 "Looking to be more social" Fitz jinxed it
When you hear matt say what it do on spotify and double take, then hit that 10 second rewind button as fast as you can.
Nobody:
Swagger: Imagine the ripples of kicking a babies skullđ€
All other misfits:đłđđł
timestamp?
@@kighr3 I bet you're expecting this reply to be a time stamp, but no sorry.
@@kighr3 4:44 tho. Still h8 u
@@tiddiesprinkles h8 u 2 m8
@@kighr3 cam 237 do be vibing tho đł
14:26 Toby: They were always roman around
Jay : questions jesus
Mason sneezes :
Jay : bless you
He never said who blesses him
*Starts watching the video and sees thereâs a 6th microphone*
Remembers who Matt is
All of a sudden I just noticed him, It confused The ABSOLUTE FUCK outta me.
Zuckles does the same thing with himself XD
Swagger is me đ âMy kittiesâ and then heâs all squinty eyed happy
audio listeners are gonna flip their shit when they hear "what it do boys"
they should have brought him back in and pretended like it was a guest on the show for the whole episode
The way none of them address Matt returning đđđđđđđ
Matt was busy putting Australia on fire while he was gone
NoQualityAssured I wish I could like this more than once
can we talk about how matt just walked in all casual after being gone for a decade and everyone just kept on talking
Ok so this is the podcast that takes me 3 nights to listen to one podcast I have my sleeping tablet and lie down and listen to this and i fall asleep in 20 minutes and I fucking love it Iâm living my best life
Me: Wonders why there's an extra chair
Sees I Nut: đđđ
Zuckles spent exactly 100% of this podcast hitting his vape
Scumbag nah, 99% juuling and 1% throwing bottles at swags
Misfits: this year is going to be amazing. Me 3 months later: that didn't age well
"I will bring a taser, I will walk up to Ceasar and go "Hey bro i am Zeus" and zap him"
This had my laughing so hard
What about Iamjakehill and his song âJohnInTheMorning?â
"JohnInTheMorning never been disappointing got fitz and his bitch and the views start pouring"
@@rokai7317 I'm pretty sure it's "got Fitz in this bitch"
HyperXheadphones and swear itâs âand the hits start pouringâ not views
I've been listening to iamjakehill for like half a year and I had no idea he made that song lol
Wait did they mention him
And if they did can i have a time stamp
7:55 Hmm... I feel like I've seen that guy before...
Ehh its probably no one.
Yeah the trucks in Texas are crazy, you are just driving along and out of nowhere a massive truck rolls up beside you.
Toby secretly wants someone to invite him to live with them and is why he keeps bringing up the fact that heâs homeless...
Poor homeless man
They know
No one:
Matt: aight i'ma head in
Nobody:
Matt: wHaT iT dO
Jk welcome back Matt
Only good joke in the comment section. gotta give it to you
Stop it with the "nobody:" shit
@@danielmcgeoghegan1991 SOMEbody:
Matt: wHaT iT dO
once
lilpeeeper It actually Makes sense tho
One of my favorite parts, 2nd only to Swagger's long, deep, and soothing voice.... , is fitz's face.
â2020 is gonna be lit boys!â
Well that aged well...
Like milk
Never been so happy to hear âwhat it doâ
Imagine not being a Spotify user and didnât hear the podcast a day earlier
Dicky Mo imagine being me and coming here to say that, but being a minute late
@@minticecream1249 u hate to see it lol
Sorry all I us is spotify
@@mojosodope2 you sir spelled wrong but im not gonna correct you
Sike
*Use
@@minticecream1249 dam bro das crazy buh I don remember askin
I'm wearing the same hoodie as Toby and it's so comfortable
"2020 is gonna be fucking lit" how did that go for you swagger
Iâd love to be all of your girlfriends! however, due to extraneous circumstances, i cannot be you girlfriend, reason being am not girl
I'd b Toby's bf đ€
@@zaddyb1455 he likes women tho
Heard this yesterday on Spotify. Listen to the misfits podcast early every Tuesday on Spotify.
Xenophobik how much were you paid to say this?
"2020 is gonna be lit"
Lit, it has been swags.
Thank you guys for doing this I have been going through a rough time with moving to several different schools and listening to your podcasts on my way to school is really helpful thank you
"2019S GONNA BE LIT BOYS" -Swaggersouls
Swaggersouls - 2020
When the audio listeners hear Mattâs voice and no one says anything
Swagger and Matt are the new married couple. That "I hAd A cOfFeE" bit was great
3:09 tell me why i knew he was gonna say that
U know
Greece had no concept of being gay. They only had submissive and dominant
true
This is why they had a law forbidding homosexuals from spectating athletic sports.
They did. They put gay men on the front lines because they believed they were better emotionally connected and would thus fight better as a unit.
@@brim_5297 ya but they didnt call them gay they called them submissive men
@@tripalink That's merely a change of terminology. They still accepted the same values as we do today. In the Roman empire it was too acceptable to penetrate another man, but it was unacceptable to be penetrated. Thus they did not accept "gayness". They merely wanted to fuck their slaves.
I thought i was tripping when i heard Matt's voice in the podcast when i was listening to the audio
them: the most scuffed podcast on the internet
cold ones: *hold my grog*
15:34 innocent jay is startled by swaggers words
nobody:
fits: Mfs been eating bread foreverrrrrrrrrr
Nobody like rel's comment its the holy number
Fuck off with the âNobodyâ bullshit
RДl Fitz* idiot
Lee McDonald Iâm not trying to be, itâs just annoying because it doesnât add anything to the comment. If youâre going to use it, use it in the way itâs supposed to. Theyâre *supposed* to say random things because thatâs what gets them to laugh and itâs a podcast
spotify is desfinitely dope, i listen to yâalls podcast to fall sleep to, not because yâall are boring but yâallâs voices are so relaxing somehow
anyways love you and the podcast, especially you swagger! â€ïž
You guys are getting me through my sickness thanks ya scuffed fools â€
they left an open seat and i was just waiting for matt to walk in causally
I'm starting a conspiracy that swagger doesnt have a chin.
Sauce Boss Swagger must be related to leafyisqueer
have you ever seen leafy and swagger in the same room?
@@amy-kq8yw same person. The voice is a different person.
Sauce Boss this is a offense of the highest degree to swagger. Please do not ever say his name in same sentence with that chinless creature
Sauce Boss i fucking knew swagger is leafy
This must have been so exciting to the audio listeners to hear (spoilerâs) voice
Love Matt. Happy he's back
Hearing all this racing and doing runs feels so relatable cause me and my friends do that every Friday and Saturday in the mountain on Oahu(Hawaii)
Misfits: talking about how animals are dying
Matt: I bet you've wondered where I've been
Oh Matt... how you have been missed đ„ș
Watching this in mid 2020 seeing how excited everyone is for this year...
26:55 "Bless you Massy, bless you" so cute, JUST KISS ALREADY
Jay looks like he didn't just drop out of school but also out of The Military
iâm seeing it again on youtube just to see wtf happened
Glad you guys are back đ„°đ„°đ„°
So happy Matt is back omg
We just need Matt and the whole gangs back together
Rhine But, he IS back tho
Rhine heâs in the video
Holy shit he turned up
maybe if you watched it first...
already heard it on spotify
just here to check out that matt is rly back
Are you fucking joking, I listed to every other episode on Spotify and for the first time I watch an episode and fitz now loves audio listeners, I canât win
Love listening to the podcast on spotify on my drive to class
Alright Mattâs back, hopefully for more than a month
FINALLY. Haven't watched it yet, but I was freaking out my god I've missed Matt, the show's felt like it's been missing something for so long
y'all should do like some misfits x Spotify merch
I got a new job this tuesday, and let me tell you that I listen to atleast 5 episodes of this podcast each day since then, its epic
i just ordered some scuffed merch, im hella excited!!